//BSPFCOOK JOB (JOB),
//             'INSTALL BRODSCAN',
//             CLASS=A,
//             MSGCLASS=A,
//             MSGLEVEL=(1,1),
//             USER=IBMUSER,
//             PASSWORD=SYS1
//SOURCE EXEC PGM=PDSLOAD
//STEPLIB  DD  DSN=SYSC.LINKLIB,DISP=SHR
//SYSPRINT DD  SYSOUT=*
//SYSUT2   DD  DISP=(,PASS),UNIT=VIO,
//             SPACE=(CYL,(2,1,2)),
//             DCB=(LRECL=80,RECFM=FB,BLKSIZE=3120,DSORG=PO)
//SYSUT1   DD DATA,DLM=@@
./ ADD NAME=BSPFCOO1
         TITLE 'Table of message pointers and texts'
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*        Printing has been turned off
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         PRINT OFF
         DS    0F
MLTBL    DC    A(ML00000)
         DC    A(ML00001)
         DC    A(ML00002)
         DC    A(ML00003)
         DC    A(ML00004)
         DC    A(ML00005)
         DC    A(ML00006)
         DC    A(ML00007)
         DC    A(ML00008)
         DC    A(ML00009)
         DC    A(ML00010)
         AIF   ('&SYSPARM' EQ 'TEST').TEST01
         DC    A(ML00011)
         DC    A(ML00012)
         DC    A(ML00013)
         DC    A(ML00014)
         DC    A(ML00015)
         DC    A(ML00016)
         DC    A(ML00017)
         DC    A(ML00018)
         DC    A(ML00019)
         DC    A(ML00020)
         DC    A(ML00021)
         DC    A(ML00022)
         DC    A(ML00023)
         DC    A(ML00024)
         DC    A(ML00025)
         DC    A(ML00026)
         DC    A(ML00027)
         DC    A(ML00028)
         DC    A(ML00029)
         DC    A(ML00030)
         DC    A(ML00031)
         DC    A(ML00032)
         DC    A(ML00033)
         DC    A(ML00034)
         DC    A(ML00035)
         DC    A(ML00036)
         DC    A(ML00037)
         DC    A(ML00038)
         DC    A(ML00039)
         DC    A(ML00040)
         DC    A(ML00041)
         DC    A(ML00042)
         DC    A(ML00043)
         DC    A(ML00044)
         DC    A(ML00045)
         DC    A(ML00046)
         DC    A(ML00047)
         DC    A(ML00048)
         DC    A(ML00049)
         DC    A(ML00050)
         DC    A(ML00051)
         DC    A(ML00052)
         DC    A(ML00053)
         DC    A(ML00054)
         DC    A(ML00055)
         DC    A(ML00056)
         DC    A(ML00057)
         DC    A(ML00058)
         DC    A(ML00059)
         DC    A(ML00060)
         DC    A(ML00061)
         DC    A(ML00062)
         DC    A(ML00063)
         DC    A(ML00064)
         DC    A(ML00065)
         DC    A(ML00066)
         DC    A(ML00067)
         DC    A(ML00068)
         DC    A(ML00069)
         DC    A(ML00070)
         DC    A(ML00071)
         DC    A(ML00072)
         DC    A(ML00073)
         DC    A(ML00074)
         DC    A(ML00075)
         DC    A(ML00076)
         DC    A(ML00077)
         DC    A(ML00078)
         DC    A(ML00079)
         DC    A(ML00080)
         DC    A(ML00081)
         DC    A(ML00082)
         DC    A(ML00083)
         DC    A(ML00084)
         DC    A(ML00085)
         DC    A(ML00086)
         DC    A(ML00087)
         DC    A(ML00088)
         DC    A(ML00089)
         DC    A(ML00090)
         DC    A(ML00091)
         DC    A(ML00092)
         DC    A(ML00093)
         DC    A(ML00094)
         DC    A(ML00095)
         DC    A(ML00096)
         DC    A(ML00097)
         DC    A(ML00098)
         DC    A(ML00099)
         DC    A(ML00100)
         DC    A(ML00101)
         DC    A(ML00102)
         DC    A(ML00103)
         DC    A(ML00104)
         DC    A(ML00105)
         DC    A(ML00106)
         DC    A(ML00107)
         DC    A(ML00108)
         DC    A(ML00109)
         DC    A(ML00110)
         DC    A(ML00111)
         DC    A(ML00112)
         DC    A(ML00113)
         DC    A(ML00114)
         DC    A(ML00115)
         DC    A(ML00116)
         DC    A(ML00117)
         DC    A(ML00118)
         DC    A(ML00119)
         DC    A(ML00120)
         DC    A(ML00121)
         DC    A(ML00122)
         DC    A(ML00123)
         DC    A(ML00124)
         DC    A(ML00125)
         DC    A(ML00126)
         DC    A(ML00127)
         DC    A(ML00128)
         DC    A(ML00129)
         DC    A(ML00130)
         DC    A(ML00131)
         DC    A(ML00132)
         DC    A(ML00133)
         DC    A(ML00134)
         DC    A(ML00135)
         DC    A(ML00136)
         DC    A(ML00137)
         DC    A(ML00138)
         DC    A(ML00139)
         DC    A(ML00140)
         DC    A(ML00141)
         DC    A(ML00142)
         DC    A(ML00143)
         DC    A(ML00144)
         DC    A(ML00145)
         DC    A(ML00146)
         DC    A(ML00147)
         DC    A(ML00148)
         DC    A(ML00149)
         DC    A(ML00150)
         DC    A(ML00151)
         DC    A(ML00152)
         DC    A(ML00153)
         DC    A(ML00154)
         DC    A(ML00155)
         DC    A(ML00156)
         DC    A(ML00157)
         DC    A(ML00158)
         DC    A(ML00159)
         DC    A(ML00160)
         DC    A(ML00161)
         DC    A(ML00162)
         DC    A(ML00163)
         DC    A(ML00164)
         DC    A(ML00165)
         DC    A(ML00166)
         DC    A(ML00167)
         DC    A(ML00168)
         DC    A(ML00169)
         DC    A(ML00170)
         DC    A(ML00171)
         DC    A(ML00172)
         DC    A(ML00173)
         DC    A(ML00174)
         DC    A(ML00175)
         DC    A(ML00176)
         DC    A(ML00177)
         DC    A(ML00178)
         DC    A(ML00179)
         DC    A(ML00180)
         DC    A(ML00181)
         DC    A(ML00182)
         DC    A(ML00183)
         DC    A(ML00184)
         DC    A(ML00185)
         DC    A(ML00186)
         DC    A(ML00187)
         DC    A(ML00188)
         DC    A(ML00189)
         DC    A(ML00190)
         DC    A(ML00191)
         DC    A(ML00192)
         DC    A(ML00193)
         DC    A(ML00194)
         DC    A(ML00195)
         DC    A(ML00196)
         DC    A(ML00197)
         DC    A(ML00198)
         DC    A(ML00199)
         DC    A(ML00200)
         DC    A(ML00201)
         DC    A(ML00202)
         DC    A(ML00203)
         DC    A(ML00204)
         DC    A(ML00205)
         DC    A(ML00206)
         DC    A(ML00207)
         DC    A(ML00208)
         DC    A(ML00209)
         DC    A(ML00210)
         DC    A(ML00211)
         DC    A(ML00212)
         DC    A(ML00213)
         DC    A(ML00214)
         DC    A(ML00215)
         DC    A(ML00216)
         DC    A(ML00217)
         DC    A(ML00218)
         DC    A(ML00219)
         DC    A(ML00220)
         DC    A(ML00221)
         DC    A(ML00222)
         DC    A(ML00223)
         DC    A(ML00224)
         DC    A(ML00225)
         DC    A(ML00226)
         DC    A(ML00227)
         DC    A(ML00228)
         DC    A(ML00229)
         DC    A(ML00230)
         DC    A(ML00231)
         DC    A(ML00232)
         DC    A(ML00233)
         DC    A(ML00234)
         DC    A(ML00235)
         DC    A(ML00236)
         DC    A(ML00237)
         DC    A(ML00238)
         DC    A(ML00239)
         DC    A(ML00240)
         DC    A(ML00241)
         DC    A(ML00242)
         DC    A(ML00243)
         DC    A(ML00244)
         DC    A(ML00245)
         DC    A(ML00246)
         DC    A(ML00247)
         DC    A(ML00248)
         DC    A(ML00249)
         DC    A(ML00250)
         DC    A(ML00251)
         DC    A(ML00252)
         DC    A(ML00253)
         DC    A(ML00254)
         DC    A(ML00255)
         DC    A(ML00256)
         DC    A(ML00257)
         DC    A(ML00258)
         DC    A(ML00259)
         DC    A(ML00260)
         DC    A(ML00261)
         DC    A(ML00262)
         DC    A(ML00263)
         DC    A(ML00264)
         DC    A(ML00265)
         DC    A(ML00266)
         DC    A(ML00267)
         DC    A(ML00268)
         DC    A(ML00269)
         DC    A(ML00270)
         DC    A(ML00271)
         DC    A(ML00272)
         DC    A(ML00273)
         DC    A(ML00274)
         DC    A(ML00275)
         DC    A(ML00276)
         DC    A(ML00277)
         DC    A(ML00278)
         DC    A(ML00279)
         DC    A(ML00280)
         DC    A(ML00281)
         DC    A(ML00282)
         DC    A(ML00283)
         DC    A(ML00284)
         DC    A(ML00285)
         DC    A(ML00286)
         DC    A(ML00287)
         DC    A(ML00288)
         DC    A(ML00289)
         DC    A(ML00290)
         DC    A(ML00291)
         DC    A(ML00292)
         DC    A(ML00293)
         DC    A(ML00294)
         DC    A(ML00295)
         DC    A(ML00296)
         DC    A(ML00297)
         DC    A(ML00298)
         DC    A(ML00299)
         DC    A(ML00300)
         DC    A(ML00301)
         DC    A(ML00302)
         DC    A(ML00303)
         DC    A(ML00304)
         DC    A(ML00305)
         DC    A(ML00306)
         DC    A(ML00307)
         DC    A(ML00308)
         DC    A(ML00309)
         DC    A(ML00310)
         DC    A(ML00311)
         DC    A(ML00312)
         DC    A(ML00313)
         DC    A(ML00314)
         DC    A(ML00315)
         DC    A(ML00316)
         DC    A(ML00317)
         DC    A(ML00318)
         DC    A(ML00319)
         DC    A(ML00320)
         DC    A(ML00321)
         DC    A(ML00322)
         DC    A(ML00323)
         DC    A(ML00324)
         DC    A(ML00325)
         DC    A(ML00326)
         DC    A(ML00327)
         DC    A(ML00328)
         DC    A(ML00329)
         DC    A(ML00330)
         DC    A(ML00331)
         DC    A(ML00332)
         DC    A(ML00333)
         DC    A(ML00334)
         DC    A(ML00335)
         DC    A(ML00336)
         DC    A(ML00337)
         DC    A(ML00338)
         DC    A(ML00339)
         DC    A(ML00340)
         DC    A(ML00341)
         DC    A(ML00342)
         DC    A(ML00343)
         DC    A(ML00344)
         DC    A(ML00345)
         DC    A(ML00346)
         DC    A(ML00347)
         DC    A(ML00348)
         DC    A(ML00349)
         DC    A(ML00350)
         DC    A(ML00351)
         DC    A(ML00352)
         DC    A(ML00353)
         DC    A(ML00354)
         DC    A(ML00355)
         DC    A(ML00356)
         DC    A(ML00357)
         DC    A(ML00358)
         DC    A(ML00359)
         DC    A(ML00360)
         DC    A(ML00361)
         DC    A(ML00362)
         DC    A(ML00363)
         DC    A(ML00364)
         DC    A(ML00365)
         DC    A(ML00366)
         DC    A(ML00367)
         DC    A(ML00368)
         DC    A(ML00369)
         DC    A(ML00370)
         DC    A(ML00371)
         DC    A(ML00372)
         DC    A(ML00373)
         DC    A(ML00374)
         DC    A(ML00375)
         DC    A(ML00376)
         DC    A(ML00377)
         DC    A(ML00378)
         DC    A(ML00379)
         DC    A(ML00380)
         DC    A(ML00381)
         DC    A(ML00382)
         DC    A(ML00383)
         DC    A(ML00384)
         DC    A(ML00385)
         DC    A(ML00386)
         DC    A(ML00387)
         DC    A(ML00388)
         DC    A(ML00389)
         DC    A(ML00390)
         DC    A(ML00391)
         DC    A(ML00392)
         DC    A(ML00393)
         DC    A(ML00394)
         DC    A(ML00395)
         DC    A(ML00396)
         DC    A(ML00397)
         DC    A(ML00398)
         DC    A(ML00399)
         DC    A(ML00400)
         DC    A(ML00401)
         DC    A(ML00402)
         DC    A(ML00403)
         DC    A(ML00404)
         DC    A(ML00405)
         DC    A(ML00406)
         DC    A(ML00407)
         DC    A(ML00408)
         DC    A(ML00409)
         DC    A(ML00410)
         DC    A(ML00411)
         DC    A(ML00412)
         DC    A(ML00413)
         DC    A(ML00414)
         DC    A(ML00415)
         DC    A(ML00416)
         DC    A(ML00417)
         DC    A(ML00418)
         DC    A(ML00419)
         DC    A(ML00420)
         DC    A(ML00421)
         DC    A(ML00422)
         DC    A(ML00423)
         DC    A(ML00424)
         DC    A(ML00425)
         DC    A(ML00426)
         DC    A(ML00427)
         DC    A(ML00428)
         DC    A(ML00429)
         DC    A(ML00430)
         DC    A(ML00431)
         DC    A(ML00432)
         DC    A(ML00433)
         DC    A(ML00434)
         DC    A(ML00435)
         DC    A(ML00436)
         DC    A(ML00437)
         DC    A(ML00438)
         DC    A(ML00439)
         DC    A(ML00440)
         DC    A(ML00441)
         DC    A(ML00442)
         DC    A(ML00443)
         DC    A(ML00444)
         DC    A(ML00445)
         DC    A(ML00446)
         DC    A(ML00447)
         DC    A(ML00448)
         DC    A(ML00449)
         DC    A(ML00450)
         DC    A(ML00451)
         DC    A(ML00452)
         DC    A(ML00453)
         DC    A(ML00454)
         DC    A(ML00455)
         DC    A(ML00456)
         DC    A(ML00457)
         DC    A(ML00458)
         DC    A(ML00459)
         DC    A(ML00460)
         DC    A(ML00461)
         DC    A(ML00462)
         DC    A(ML00463)
         DC    A(ML00464)
         DC    A(ML00465)
         DC    A(ML00466)
         DC    A(ML00467)
         DC    A(ML00468)
         DC    A(ML00469)
         DC    A(ML00470)
         DC    A(ML00471)
         DC    A(ML00472)
         DC    A(ML00473)
         DC    A(ML00474)
         DC    A(ML00475)
         DC    A(ML00476)
         DC    A(ML00477)
         DC    A(ML00478)
         DC    A(ML00479)
         DC    A(ML00480)
         DC    A(ML00481)
         DC    A(ML00482)
         DC    A(ML00483)
         DC    A(ML00484)
         DC    A(ML00485)
         DC    A(ML00486)
         DC    A(ML00487)
         DC    A(ML00488)
         DC    A(ML00489)
         DC    A(ML00490)
         DC    A(ML00491)
         DC    A(ML00492)
         DC    A(ML00493)
         DC    A(ML00494)
         DC    A(ML00495)
         DC    A(ML00496)
         DC    A(ML00497)
         DC    A(ML00498)
         DC    A(ML00499)
         DC    A(ML00500)
         DC    A(ML00501)
         DC    A(ML00502)
         DC    A(ML00503)
         DC    A(ML00504)
         DC    A(ML00505)
         DC    A(ML00506)
         DC    A(ML00507)
         DC    A(ML00508)
         DC    A(ML00509)
         DC    A(ML00510)
         DC    A(ML00511)
         DC    A(ML00512)
         DC    A(ML00513)
         DC    A(ML00514)
         DC    A(ML00515)
         DC    A(ML00516)
         DC    A(ML00517)
         DC    A(ML00518)
         DC    A(ML00519)
         DC    A(ML00520)
         DC    A(ML00521)
         DC    A(ML00522)
         DC    A(ML00523)
         DC    A(ML00524)
         DC    A(ML00525)
         DC    A(ML00526)
         DC    A(ML00527)
         DC    A(ML00528)
         DC    A(ML00529)
         DC    A(ML00530)
         DC    A(ML00531)
         DC    A(ML00532)
         DC    A(ML00533)
         DC    A(ML00534)
         DC    A(ML00535)
         DC    A(ML00536)
         DC    A(ML00537)
         DC    A(ML00538)
         DC    A(ML00539)
         DC    A(ML00540)
         DC    A(ML00541)
         DC    A(ML00542)
         DC    A(ML00543)
         DC    A(ML00544)
         DC    A(ML00545)
         DC    A(ML00546)
         DC    A(ML00547)
         DC    A(ML00548)
         DC    A(ML00549)
         DC    A(ML00550)
         DC    A(ML00551)
         DC    A(ML00552)
         DC    A(ML00553)
         DC    A(ML00554)
         DC    A(ML00555)
         DC    A(ML00556)
         DC    A(ML00557)
         DC    A(ML00558)
         DC    A(ML00559)
         DC    A(ML00560)
         DC    A(ML00561)
         DC    A(ML00562)
         DC    A(ML00563)
         DC    A(ML00564)
         DC    A(ML00565)
         DC    A(ML00566)
         DC    A(ML00567)
         DC    A(ML00568)
         DC    A(ML00569)
         DC    A(ML00570)
         DC    A(ML00571)
         DC    A(ML00572)
         DC    A(ML00573)
         DC    A(ML00574)
         DC    A(ML00575)
         DC    A(ML00576)
         DC    A(ML00577)
         DC    A(ML00578)
         DC    A(ML00579)
         DC    A(ML00580)
         DC    A(ML00581)
         DC    A(ML00582)
         DC    A(ML00583)
         DC    A(ML00584)
         DC    A(ML00585)
         DC    A(ML00586)
         DC    A(ML00587)
         DC    A(ML00588)
         DC    A(ML00589)
         DC    A(ML00590)
         DC    A(ML00591)
         DC    A(ML00592)
         DC    A(ML00593)
         DC    A(ML00594)
         DC    A(ML00595)
         DC    A(ML00596)
         DC    A(ML00597)
         DC    A(ML00598)
         DC    A(ML00599)
         DC    A(ML00600)
         DC    A(ML00601)
         DC    A(ML00602)
         DC    A(ML00603)
         DC    A(ML00604)
         DC    A(ML00605)
         DC    A(ML00606)
         DC    A(ML00607)
         DC    A(ML00608)
         DC    A(ML00609)
         DC    A(ML00610)
         DC    A(ML00611)
         DC    A(ML00612)
         DC    A(ML00613)
         DC    A(ML00614)
         DC    A(ML00615)
         DC    A(ML00616)
         DC    A(ML00617)
         DC    A(ML00618)
         DC    A(ML00619)
         DC    A(ML00620)
         DC    A(ML00621)
         DC    A(ML00622)
         DC    A(ML00623)
         DC    A(ML00624)
         DC    A(ML00625)
         DC    A(ML00626)
         DC    A(ML00627)
         DC    A(ML00628)
         DC    A(ML00629)
         DC    A(ML00630)
         DC    A(ML00631)
         DC    A(ML00632)
         DC    A(ML00633)
         DC    A(ML00634)
         DC    A(ML00635)
         DC    A(ML00636)
         DC    A(ML00637)
         DC    A(ML00638)
         DC    A(ML00639)
         DC    A(ML00640)
         DC    A(ML00641)
         DC    A(ML00642)
         DC    A(ML00643)
         DC    A(ML00644)
         DC    A(ML00645)
         DC    A(ML00646)
         DC    A(ML00647)
         DC    A(ML00648)
         DC    A(ML00649)
         DC    A(ML00650)
         DC    A(ML00651)
         DC    A(ML00652)
         DC    A(ML00653)
         DC    A(ML00654)
         DC    A(ML00655)
         DC    A(ML00656)
         DC    A(ML00657)
         DC    A(ML00658)
         DC    A(ML00659)
         DC    A(ML00660)
         DC    A(ML00661)
         DC    A(ML00662)
         DC    A(ML00663)
         DC    A(ML00664)
         DC    A(ML00665)
         DC    A(ML00666)
         DC    A(ML00667)
         DC    A(ML00668)
         DC    A(ML00669)
         DC    A(ML00670)
         DC    A(ML00671)
         DC    A(ML00672)
         DC    A(ML00673)
         DC    A(ML00674)
         DC    A(ML00675)
         DC    A(ML00676)
         DC    A(ML00677)
         DC    A(ML00678)
         DC    A(ML00679)
         DC    A(ML00680)
         DC    A(ML00681)
         DC    A(ML00682)
         DC    A(ML00683)
         DC    A(ML00684)
         DC    A(ML00685)
         DC    A(ML00686)
         DC    A(ML00687)
         DC    A(ML00688)
         DC    A(ML00689)
         DC    A(ML00690)
         DC    A(ML00691)
         DC    A(ML00692)
         DC    A(ML00693)
         DC    A(ML00694)
         DC    A(ML00695)
         DC    A(ML00696)
         DC    A(ML00697)
         DC    A(ML00698)
         DC    A(ML00699)
         DC    A(ML00700)
         DC    A(ML00701)
         DC    A(ML00702)
         DC    A(ML00703)
         DC    A(ML00704)
         DC    A(ML00705)
         DC    A(ML00706)
         DC    A(ML00707)
         DC    A(ML00708)
         DC    A(ML00709)
         DC    A(ML00710)
         DC    A(ML00711)
         DC    A(ML00712)
         DC    A(ML00713)
         DC    A(ML00714)
         DC    A(ML00715)
         DC    A(ML00716)
         DC    A(ML00717)
         DC    A(ML00718)
         DC    A(ML00719)
         DC    A(ML00720)
         DC    A(ML00721)
         DC    A(ML00722)
         DC    A(ML00723)
         DC    A(ML00724)
         DC    A(ML00725)
         DC    A(ML00726)
         DC    A(ML00727)
         DC    A(ML00728)
         DC    A(ML00729)
         DC    A(ML00730)
         DC    A(ML00731)
         DC    A(ML00732)
         DC    A(ML00733)
         DC    A(ML00734)
         DC    A(ML00735)
         DC    A(ML00736)
         DC    A(ML00737)
         DC    A(ML00738)
         DC    A(ML00739)
         DC    A(ML00740)
         DC    A(ML00741)
         DC    A(ML00742)
         DC    A(ML00743)
         DC    A(ML00744)
         DC    A(ML00745)
         DC    A(ML00746)
         DC    A(ML00747)
         DC    A(ML00748)
         DC    A(ML00749)
         DC    A(ML00750)
         DC    A(ML00751)
         DC    A(ML00752)
         DC    A(ML00753)
         DC    A(ML00754)
         DC    A(ML00755)
         DC    A(ML00756)
         DC    A(ML00757)
         DC    A(ML00758)
         DC    A(ML00759)
         DC    A(ML00760)
         DC    A(ML00761)
         DC    A(ML00762)
         DC    A(ML00763)
         DC    A(ML00764)
         DC    A(ML00765)
         DC    A(ML00766)
         DC    A(ML00767)
         DC    A(ML00768)
         DC    A(ML00769)
         DC    A(ML00770)
         DC    A(ML00771)
         DC    A(ML00772)
         DC    A(ML00773)
         DC    A(ML00774)
         DC    A(ML00775)
         DC    A(ML00776)
         DC    A(ML00777)
         DC    A(ML00778)
         DC    A(ML00779)
         DC    A(ML00780)
         DC    A(ML00781)
         DC    A(ML00782)
         DC    A(ML00783)
         DC    A(ML00784)
         DC    A(ML00785)
         DC    A(ML00786)
         DC    A(ML00787)
         DC    A(ML00788)
         DC    A(ML00789)
         DC    A(ML00790)
         DC    A(ML00791)
         DC    A(ML00792)
         DC    A(ML00793)
         DC    A(ML00794)
         DC    A(ML00795)
         DC    A(ML00796)
         DC    A(ML00797)
         DC    A(ML00798)
         DC    A(ML00799)
         DC    A(ML00800)
         DC    A(ML00801)
         DC    A(ML00802)
         DC    A(ML00803)
         DC    A(ML00804)
         DC    A(ML00805)
         DC    A(ML00806)
         DC    A(ML00807)
         DC    A(ML00808)
         DC    A(ML00809)
         DC    A(ML00810)
         DC    A(ML00811)
         DC    A(ML00812)
         DC    A(ML00813)
         DC    A(ML00814)
         DC    A(ML00815)
         DC    A(ML00816)
         DC    A(ML00817)
         DC    A(ML00818)
         DC    A(ML00819)
         DC    A(ML00820)
         DC    A(ML00821)
         DC    A(ML00822)
         DC    A(ML00823)
         DC    A(ML00824)
         DC    A(ML00825)
         DC    A(ML00826)
         DC    A(ML00827)
         DC    A(ML00828)
         DC    A(ML00829)
         DC    A(ML00830)
         DC    A(ML00832)
         DC    A(ML00833)
         DC    A(ML00834)
         DC    A(ML00835)
         DC    A(ML00836)
         DC    A(ML00837)
         DC    A(ML00838)
         DC    A(ML00839)
         DC    A(ML00840)
         DC    A(ML00841)
         DC    A(ML00842)
         DC    A(ML00843)
         DC    A(ML00844)
         DC    A(ML00845)
         DC    A(ML00846)
         DC    A(ML00847)
         DC    A(ML00848)
         DC    A(ML00849)
         DC    A(ML00850)
         DC    A(ML00851)
         DC    A(ML00852)
         DC    A(ML00853)
         DC    A(ML00854)
         DC    A(ML00855)
         DC    A(ML00857)
         DC    A(ML00858)
         DC    A(ML00859)
         DC    A(ML00860)
         DC    A(ML00861)
         DC    A(ML00862)
         DC    A(ML00863)
         DC    A(ML00864)
         DC    A(ML00865)
         DC    A(ML00866)
         DC    A(ML00867)
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         DC    A(ML00868)
         DC    A(ML00869)
         DC    A(ML00870)
         DC    A(ML00871)
         DC    A(ML00872)
         DC    A(ML00873)
         DC    A(ML00874)
         DC    A(ML00875)
         DC    A(ML00876)
         DC    A(ML00877)
         DC    A(ML00878)
         DC    A(ML00879)
         DC    A(ML00880)
         DC    A(ML00881)
         DC    A(ML00882)
         DC    A(ML00883)
         DC    A(ML00884)
         DC    A(ML00885)
         DC    A(ML00886)
         DC    A(ML00887)
         DC    A(ML00888)
         DC    A(ML00889)
         DC    A(ML00890)
         DC    A(ML00891)
         DC    A(ML00892)
         DC    A(ML00893)
         DC    A(ML00894)
         DC    A(ML00895)
         DC    A(ML00896)
         DC    A(ML00897)
         DC    A(ML00898)
         DC    A(ML00899)
         DC    A(ML00900)
         DC    A(ML00901)
         DC    A(ML00902)
         DC    A(ML00903)
         DC    A(ML00904)
         DC    A(ML00905)
         DC    A(ML00906)
         DC    A(ML00907)
         DC    A(ML00908)
         DC    A(ML00909)
         DC    A(ML00910)
         DC    A(ML00911)
         DC    A(ML00912)
         DC    A(ML00913)
         DC    A(ML00914)
         DC    A(ML00915)
         DC    A(ML00916)
         DC    A(ML00917)
         DC    A(ML00918)
         DC    A(ML00919)
         DC    A(ML00920)
         DC    A(ML00921)
         DC    A(ML00922)
         DC    A(ML00923)
         DC    A(ML00924)
         DC    A(ML00925)
         DC    A(ML00926)
         DC    A(ML00927)
         DC    A(ML00928)
         DC    A(ML00929)
         DC    A(ML00930)
         DC    A(ML00931)
         DC    A(ML00932)
         DC    A(ML00933)
         DC    A(ML00934)
         DC    A(ML00935)
         DC    A(ML00936)
         DC    A(ML00937)
         DC    A(ML00938)
         DC    A(ML00939)
         DC    A(ML00940)
         DC    A(ML00941)
         DC    A(ML00942)
         DC    A(ML00943)
         DC    A(ML00944)
         DC    A(ML00945)
         DC    A(ML00946)
         DC    A(ML00947)
         DC    A(ML00948)
         DC    A(ML00949)
         DC    A(ML00950)
         DC    A(ML00951)
         DC    A(ML00952)
         DC    A(ML00953)
         DC    A(ML00954)
         DC    A(ML00955)
         DC    A(ML00956)
         DC    A(ML00957)
         DC    A(ML00958)
         DC    A(ML00959)
         DC    A(ML00960)
         DC    A(ML00961)
         DC    A(ML00962)
         DC    A(ML00963)
         DC    A(ML00964)
         DC    A(ML00965)
         DC    A(ML00966)
         DC    A(ML00967)
         DC    A(ML00968)
         DC    A(ML00969)
         DC    A(ML00970)
         DC    A(ML00971)
         DC    A(ML00972)
         DC    A(ML00973)
         DC    A(ML00974)
         DC    A(ML00975)
         DC    A(ML00976)
         DC    A(ML00977)
         DC    A(ML00978)
         DC    A(ML00979)
         DC    A(ML00980)
         DC    A(ML00981)
         DC    A(ML00982)
         DC    A(ML00983)
         DC    A(ML00984)
         DC    A(ML00985)
         DC    A(ML00986)
         DC    A(ML00987)
         DC    A(ML00988)
         DC    A(ML00989)
         DC    A(ML00990)
         DC    A(ML00991)
         DC    A(ML00992)
         DC    A(ML00993)
         DC    A(ML00994)
         DC    A(ML00995)
         DC    A(ML00996)
         DC    A(ML00997)
         DC    A(ML00998)
         DC    A(ML00999)
         DC    A(ML01000)
         DC    A(ML01001)
         DC    A(ML01002)
         DC    A(ML01003)
         DC    A(ML01004)
         DC    A(ML01005)
         DC    A(ML01006)
         DC    A(ML01007)
         DC    A(ML01008)
         DC    A(ML01009)
         DC    A(ML01010)
         DC    A(ML01011)
         DC    A(ML01012)
         DC    A(ML01013)
         DC    A(ML01014)
         DC    A(ML01015)
         DC    A(ML01016)
         DC    A(ML01017)
         DC    A(ML01018)
         DC    A(ML01019)
         DC    A(ML01020)
         DC    A(ML01021)
         DC    A(ML01022)
         DC    A(ML01023)
         DC    A(ML01024)
         DC    A(ML01025)
         DC    A(ML01026)
         DC    A(ML01027)
         DC    A(ML01028)
         DC    A(ML01029)
         DC    A(ML01030)
         DC    A(ML01031)
         DC    A(ML01032)
         DC    A(ML01033)
         DC    A(ML01034)
         DC    A(ML01035)
         DC    A(ML01036)
         DC    A(ML01037)
         DC    A(ML01038)
         DC    A(ML01039)
         DC    A(ML01040)
         DC    A(ML01041)
         DC    A(ML01042)
         DC    A(ML01043)
         DC    A(ML01044)
         DC    A(ML01045)
         DC    A(ML01046)
         DC    A(ML01047)
         DC    A(ML01048)
         DC    A(ML01049)
         DC    A(ML01050)
         DC    A(ML01051)
         DC    A(ML01052)
         DC    A(ML01053)
         DC    A(ML01054)
         DC    A(ML01055)
         DC    A(ML01056)
         DC    A(ML01057)
         DC    A(ML01058)
         DC    A(ML01059)
         DC    A(ML01060)
         DC    A(ML01061)
         DC    A(ML01062)
         DC    A(ML01063)
         DC    A(ML01064)
         DC    A(ML01065)
         DC    A(ML01066)
         DC    A(ML01067)
         DC    A(ML01068)
         DC    A(ML01069)
         DC    A(ML01070)
         DC    A(ML01071)
         DC    A(ML01072)
         DC    A(ML01073)
         DC    A(ML01074)
         DC    A(ML01075)
         DC    A(ML01076)
         DC    A(ML01077)
         DC    A(ML01078)
         DC    A(ML01079)
         DC    A(ML01080)
         DC    A(ML01081)
         DC    A(ML01082)
         DC    A(ML01083)
         DC    A(ML01084)
         DC    A(ML01085)
         DC    A(ML01086)
         DC    A(ML01087)
         DC    A(ML01088)
         DC    A(ML01089)
         DC    A(ML01090)
         DC    A(ML01091)
         DC    A(ML01092)
         DC    A(ML01093)
         DC    A(ML01094)
         DC    A(ML01095)
         DC    A(ML01096)
         DC    A(ML01097)
         DC    A(ML01098)
         DC    A(ML01099)
         DC    A(ML01100)
         DC    A(ML01101)
         DC    A(ML01102)
         DC    A(ML01103)
         DC    A(ML01104)
         DC    A(ML01105)
         DC    A(ML01106)
         DC    A(ML01107)
         DC    A(ML01108)
         DC    A(ML01109)
         DC    A(ML01110)
         DC    A(ML01111)
         DC    A(ML01112)
         DC    A(ML01113)
         DC    A(ML01114)
         DC    A(ML01115)
         DC    A(ML01116)
         DC    A(ML01117)
         DC    A(ML01118)
         DC    A(ML01119)
         DC    A(ML01120)
         DC    A(ML01121)
         DC    A(ML01122)
         DC    A(ML01123)
         DC    A(ML01124)
         DC    A(ML01125)
         DC    A(ML01126)
         DC    A(ML01127)
         DC    A(ML01128)
         DC    A(ML01129)
         DC    A(ML01130)
         DC    A(ML01131)
         DC    A(ML01132)
         DC    A(ML01133)
         DC    A(ML01134)
         DC    A(ML01135)
         DC    A(ML01136)
         DC    A(ML01137)
         DC    A(ML01138)
         DC    A(ML01139)
         DC    A(ML01140)
         DC    A(ML01141)
         DC    A(ML01142)
         DC    A(ML01143)
         DC    A(ML01144)
         DC    A(ML01145)
         DC    A(ML01146)
         DC    A(ML01147)
         DC    A(ML01148)
         DC    A(ML01149)
         DC    A(ML01150)
         DC    A(ML01151)
         DC    A(ML01152)
         DC    A(ML01153)
         DC    A(ML01154)
         DC    A(ML01155)
         DC    A(ML01156)
         DC    A(ML01157)
         DC    A(ML01158)
         DC    A(ML01159)
         DC    A(ML01160)
         DC    A(ML01161)
         DC    A(ML01162)
         DC    A(ML01163)
         DC    A(ML01164)
         DC    A(ML01165)
         DC    A(ML01166)
         DC    A(ML01167)
         DC    A(ML01168)
         DC    A(ML01169)
         DC    A(ML01170)
         DC    A(ML01171)
         DC    A(ML01172)
         DC    A(ML01173)
         DC    A(ML01174)
         DC    A(ML01175)
         DC    A(ML01176)
         DC    A(ML01177)
         DC    A(ML01178)
         DC    A(ML01179)
         DC    A(ML01180)
         DC    A(ML01181)
         DC    A(ML01182)
         DC    A(ML01183)
         DC    A(ML01184)
         DC    A(ML01185)
         DC    A(ML01186)
         DC    A(ML01187)
         DC    A(ML01188)
         DC    A(ML01189)
         DC    A(ML01190)
         DC    A(ML01191)
         DC    A(ML01192)
         DC    A(ML01193)
         DC    A(ML01194)
         DC    A(ML01195)
         DC    A(ML01196)
         DC    A(ML01197)
         DC    A(ML01198)
         DC    A(ML01199)
         DC    A(ML01200)
         DC    A(ML01201)
         DC    A(ML01202)
         DC    A(ML01203)
         DC    A(ML01204)
         DC    A(ML01205)
         DC    A(ML01206)
         DC    A(ML01207)
         DC    A(ML01208)
         DC    A(ML01209)
         DC    A(ML01210)
         DC    A(ML01211)
         DC    A(ML01212)
         DC    A(ML01213)
         DC    A(ML01214)
         DC    A(ML01215)
         DC    A(ML01216)
         DC    A(ML01217)
         DC    A(ML01218)
         DC    A(ML01219)
         DC    A(ML01220)
         DC    A(ML01221)
         DC    A(ML01222)
         DC    A(ML01223)
         DC    A(ML01224)
         DC    A(ML01225)
         DC    A(ML01226)
         DC    A(ML01227)
         DC    A(ML01228)
         DC    A(ML01229)
         DC    A(ML01230)
         DC    A(ML01231)
         DC    A(ML01232)
         DC    A(ML01233)
         DC    A(ML01234)
         DC    A(ML01235)
         DC    A(ML01236)
         DC    A(ML01237)
         DC    A(ML01238)
         DC    A(ML01239)
         DC    A(ML01240)
         DC    A(ML01241)
         DC    A(ML01242)
         DC    A(ML01243)
         DC    A(ML01244)
         DC    A(ML01245)
         DC    A(ML01246)
         DC    A(ML01247)
         DC    A(ML01248)
         DC    A(ML01249)
         DC    A(ML01250)
         DC    A(ML01251)
         DC    A(ML01252)
         DC    A(ML01253)
         DC    A(ML01254)
         DC    A(ML01255)
         DC    A(ML01256)
         DC    A(ML01257)
         DC    A(ML01258)
         DC    A(ML01259)
         DC    A(ML01260)
         DC    A(ML01261)
         DC    A(ML01262)
         DC    A(ML01263)
         DC    A(ML01264)
         DC    A(ML01265)
         DC    A(ML01266)
         DC    A(ML01267)
         DC    A(ML01268)
         DC    A(ML01269)
         DC    A(ML01270)
         DC    A(ML01271)
         DC    A(ML01272)
         DC    A(ML01273)
         DC    A(ML01274)
         DC    A(ML01275)
         DC    A(ML01276)
         DC    A(ML01277)
         DC    A(ML01278)
         DC    A(ML01279)
         DC    A(ML01280)
         DC    A(ML01281)
         DC    A(ML01282)
         DC    A(ML01283)
         DC    A(ML01284)
         DC    A(ML01285)
         DC    A(ML01286)
         DC    A(ML01287)
         DC    A(ML01288)
         DC    A(ML01289)
         DC    A(ML01290)
         DC    A(ML01291)
         DC    A(ML01292)
         DC    A(ML01293)
         DC    A(ML01294)
         DC    A(ML01295)
         DC    A(ML01296)
         DC    A(ML01297)
         DC    A(ML01298)
         DC    A(ML01299)
         DC    A(ML01300)
         DC    A(ML01301)
         DC    A(ML01302)
         DC    A(ML01303)
         DC    A(ML01304)
         DC    A(ML01305)
         DC    A(ML01306)
         DC    A(ML01307)
         DC    A(ML01308)
         DC    A(ML01309)
         DC    A(ML01310)
         DC    A(ML01311)
         DC    A(ML01312)
         DC    A(ML01313)
         DC    A(ML01314)
         DC    A(ML01315)
         DC    A(ML01316)
         DC    A(ML01317)
         DC    A(ML01318)
         DC    A(ML01319)
         DC    A(ML01320)
         DC    A(ML01321)
         DC    A(ML01322)
         DC    A(ML01323)
         DC    A(ML01324)
         DC    A(ML01325)
         DC    A(ML01326)
         DC    A(ML01327)
         DC    A(ML01328)
         DC    A(ML01329)
         DC    A(ML01330)
         DC    A(ML01331)
         DC    A(ML01332)
         DC    A(ML01333)
         DC    A(ML01334)
         DC    A(ML01335)
         DC    A(ML01336)
         DC    A(ML01337)
         DC    A(ML01338)
         DC    A(ML01339)
         DC    A(ML01340)
         DC    A(ML01341)
         DC    A(ML01342)
         DC    A(ML01343)
         DC    A(ML01344)
         DC    A(ML01345)
         DC    A(ML01346)
         DC    A(ML01347)
         DC    A(ML01348)
         DC    A(ML01349)
         DC    A(ML01350)
         DC    A(ML01351)
         DC    A(ML01352)
         DC    A(ML01353)
         DC    A(ML01354)
         DC    A(ML01355)
         DC    A(ML01356)
         DC    A(ML01357)
         DC    A(ML01358)
         DC    A(ML01359)
         DC    A(ML01360)
         DC    A(ML01361)
         DC    A(ML01362)
         DC    A(ML01363)
         DC    A(ML01364)
         DC    A(ML01365)
         DC    A(ML01366)
         DC    A(ML01367)
         DC    A(ML01368)
         DC    A(ML01369)
         DC    A(ML01370)
         DC    A(ML01371)
         DC    A(ML01372)
         DC    A(ML01373)
         DC    A(ML01374)
         DC    A(ML01375)
         DC    A(ML01376)
         DC    A(ML01377)
         DC    A(ML01378)
         DC    A(ML01379)
         DC    A(ML01380)
         DC    A(ML01381)
         DC    A(ML01382)
         DC    A(ML01383)
         DC    A(ML01384)
         DC    A(ML01385)
         DC    A(ML01386)
         DC    A(ML01387)
         DC    A(ML01388)
         DC    A(ML01389)
         DC    A(ML01390)
         DC    A(ML01391)
         DC    A(ML01392)
         DC    A(ML01393)
         DC    A(ML01394)
         DC    A(ML01395)
         DC    A(ML01396)
         DC    A(ML01397)
         DC    A(ML01398)
         DC    A(ML01399)
         DC    A(ML01400)
         DC    A(ML01401)
         DC    A(ML01402)
         DC    A(ML01403)
         DC    A(ML01404)
         DC    A(ML01405)
         DC    A(ML01406)
         DC    A(ML01407)
         DC    A(ML01408)
         DC    A(ML01409)
         DC    A(ML01410)
         DC    A(ML01411)
         DC    A(ML01412)
         DC    A(ML01413)
         DC    A(ML01414)
         DC    A(ML01415)
         DC    A(ML01416)
         DC    A(ML01417)
         DC    A(ML01418)
         DC    A(ML01419)
         DC    A(ML01420)
         DC    A(ML01421)
         DC    A(ML01422)
         DC    A(ML01423)
         DC    A(ML01424)
         DC    A(ML01425)
         DC    A(ML01426)
         DC    A(ML01427)
         DC    A(ML01428)
         DC    A(ML01429)
         DC    A(ML01430)
         DC    A(ML01431)
         DC    A(ML01432)
         DC    A(ML01433)
         DC    A(ML01434)
         DC    A(ML01435)
         DC    A(ML01436)
         DC    A(ML01437)
         DC    A(ML01438)
         DC    A(ML01439)
         DC    A(ML01440)
         DC    A(ML01441)
         DC    A(ML01442)
         DC    A(ML01443)
         DC    A(ML01444)
         DC    A(ML01445)
         DC    A(ML01446)
         DC    A(ML01447)
         DC    A(ML01448)
         DC    A(ML01449)
         DC    A(ML01450)
         DC    A(ML01451)
         DC    A(ML01452)
         DC    A(ML01453)
         DC    A(ML01454)
         DC    A(ML01455)
         DC    A(ML01456)
         DC    A(ML01457)
         DC    A(ML01458)
         DC    A(ML01459)
         DC    A(ML01460)
         DC    A(ML01461)
         DC    A(ML01462)
         DC    A(ML01463)
         DC    A(ML01464)
         DC    A(ML01465)
         DC    A(ML01466)
         DC    A(ML01467)
         DC    A(ML01468)
         DC    A(ML01469)
         DC    A(ML01470)
         DC    A(ML01471)
         DC    A(ML01472)
         DC    A(ML01473)
         DC    A(ML01474)
         DC    A(ML01475)
         DC    A(ML01476)
         DC    A(ML01477)
         DC    A(ML01478)
         DC    A(ML01479)
         DC    A(ML01480)
         DC    A(ML01481)
         DC    A(ML01482)
         DC    A(ML01483)
         DC    A(ML01484)
         DC    A(ML01485)
         DC    A(ML01486)
         DC    A(ML01487)
         DC    A(ML01488)
         DC    A(ML01489)
         DC    A(ML01490)
         DC    A(ML01491)
         DC    A(ML01492)
         DC    A(ML01493)
         DC    A(ML01494)
         DC    A(ML01495)
         DC    A(ML01496)
         DC    A(ML01497)
         DC    A(ML01498)
         DC    A(ML01499)
         DC    A(ML01500)
         DC    A(ML01501)
         DC    A(ML01502)
         DC    A(ML01503)
         DC    A(ML01504)
         DC    A(ML01505)
         DC    A(ML01506)
         DC    A(ML01507)
         DC    A(ML01508)
         DC    A(ML01509)
         DC    A(ML01510)
         DC    A(ML01511)
         DC    A(ML01512)
         DC    A(ML01513)
         DC    A(ML01514)
         DC    A(ML01515)
         DC    A(ML01516)
         DC    A(ML01517)
         DC    A(ML01518)
         DC    A(ML01519)
         DC    A(ML01520)
         DC    A(ML01521)
         DC    A(ML01522)
         DC    A(ML01523)
         DC    A(ML01524)
         DC    A(ML01525)
         DC    A(ML01526)
         DC    A(ML01527)
         DC    A(ML01528)
         DC    A(ML01529)
         DC    A(ML01530)
         DC    A(ML01531)
         DC    A(ML01532)
         DC    A(ML01533)
         DC    A(ML01534)
         DC    A(ML01535)
         DC    A(ML01536)
         DC    A(ML01537)
         DC    A(ML01538)
         DC    A(ML01539)
         DC    A(ML01540)
         DC    A(ML01541)
         DC    A(ML01542)
         DC    A(ML01543)
         DC    A(ML01544)
         DC    A(ML01545)
         DC    A(ML01546)
         DC    A(ML01547)
         DC    A(ML01548)
         DC    A(ML01549)
         DC    A(ML01550)
         DC    A(ML01551)
         DC    A(ML01552)
         DC    A(ML01553)
         DC    A(ML01554)
         DC    A(ML01555)
         DC    A(ML01556)
         DC    A(ML01557)
         DC    A(ML01558)
         DC    A(ML01559)
         DC    A(ML01560)
         DC    A(ML01561)
         DC    A(ML01562)
         DC    A(ML01563)
         DC    A(ML01564)
         DC    A(ML01565)
         DC    A(ML01566)
         DC    A(ML01567)
         DC    A(ML01568)
         DC    A(ML01569)
         DC    A(ML01570)
         DC    A(ML01571)
         DC    A(ML01572)
         DC    A(ML01573)
         DC    A(ML01574)
         DC    A(ML01575)
         DC    A(ML01576)
         DC    A(ML01577)
         DC    A(ML01578)
         DC    A(ML01579)
         DC    A(ML01580)
         DC    A(ML01581)
         DC    A(ML01582)
         DC    A(ML01583)
         DC    A(ML01584)
         DC    A(ML01585)
         DC    A(ML01586)
         DC    A(ML01587)
         DC    A(ML01588)
         DC    A(ML01589)
         DC    A(ML01590)
         DC    A(ML01591)
         DC    A(ML01592)
         DC    A(ML01593)
         DC    A(ML01594)
         DC    A(ML01595)
         DC    A(ML01596)
         DC    A(ML01597)
         DC    A(ML01598)
         DC    A(ML01599)
         DC    A(ML01600)
         DC    A(ML01601)
         DC    A(ML01602)
         DC    A(ML01603)
         DC    A(ML01604)
         DC    A(ML01605)
         DC    A(ML01606)
         DC    A(ML01607)
         DC    A(ML01608)
         DC    A(ML01609)
         DC    A(ML01610)
         DC    A(ML01611)
         DC    A(ML01612)
         DC    A(ML01613)
         DC    A(ML01614)
         DC    A(ML01615)
         DC    A(ML01616)
         DC    A(ML01617)
         DC    A(ML01618)
         DC    A(ML01619)
         DC    A(ML01620)
         DC    A(ML01621)
         DC    A(ML01622)
         DC    A(ML01623)
         DC    A(ML01624)
         DC    A(ML01625)
         DC    A(ML01626)
         DC    A(ML01627)
         DC    A(ML01628)
         DC    A(ML01629)
         DC    A(ML01630)
         DC    A(ML01631)
         DC    A(ML01632)
         DC    A(ML01633)
         DC    A(ML01634)
         DC    A(ML01635)
         DC    A(ML01636)
         DC    A(ML01637)
         DC    A(ML01638)
         DC    A(ML01639)
         DC    A(ML01640)
         DC    A(ML01641)
         DC    A(ML01642)
         DC    A(ML01643)
         DC    A(ML01644)
         DC    A(ML01645)
         DC    A(ML01646)
         DC    A(ML01647)
         DC    A(ML01648)
         DC    A(ML01649)
         DC    A(ML01650)
         DC    A(ML01651)
         DC    A(ML01652)
         DC    A(ML01653)
         DC    A(ML01654)
         DC    A(ML01655)
         DC    A(ML01656)
         DC    A(ML01657)
         DC    A(ML01658)
         DC    A(ML01659)
         DC    A(ML01660)
         DC    A(ML01661)
         DC    A(ML01662)
         DC    A(ML01663)
         DC    A(ML01664)
         DC    A(ML01665)
         DC    A(ML01666)
         DC    A(ML01667)
         DC    A(ML01668)
         DC    A(ML01669)
         DC    A(ML01670)
         DC    A(ML01671)
         DC    A(ML01672)
         DC    A(ML01673)
         DC    A(ML01674)
         DC    A(ML01675)
         DC    A(ML01676)
         DC    A(ML01677)
         DC    A(ML01678)
         DC    A(ML01679)
         DC    A(ML01680)
         DC    A(ML01681)
         DC    A(ML01682)
         DC    A(ML01683)
         DC    A(ML01684)
         DC    A(ML01685)
         DC    A(ML01686)
         DC    A(ML01687)
         DC    A(ML01688)
         DC    A(ML01689)
         DC    A(ML01690)
         DC    A(ML01691)
         DC    A(ML01692)
         DC    A(ML01693)
         DC    A(ML01694)
         DC    A(ML01695)
         DC    A(ML01696)
         DC    A(ML01697)
         DC    A(ML01698)
         DC    A(ML01699)
         DC    A(ML01700)
         DC    A(ML01701)
         DC    A(ML01702)
         DC    A(ML01703)
         DC    A(ML01704)
         DC    A(ML01705)
         DC    A(ML01706)
         DC    A(ML01707)
         DC    A(ML01708)
         DC    A(ML01709)
         DC    A(ML01710)
         DC    A(ML01711)
         DC    A(ML01712)
         DC    A(ML01713)
         DC    A(ML01714)
         DC    A(ML01715)
         DC    A(ML01716)
         DC    A(ML01717)
         DC    A(ML01718)
         DC    A(ML01719)
         DC    A(ML01720)
         DC    A(ML01721)
         DC    A(ML01722)
         DC    A(ML01723)
         DC    A(ML01724)
         DC    A(ML01725)
         DC    A(ML01726)
         DC    A(ML01727)
         DC    A(ML01728)
         DC    A(ML01729)
         DC    A(ML01730)
         DC    A(ML01731)
         DC    A(ML01732)
         DC    A(ML01733)
         DC    A(ML01734)
         DC    A(ML01735)
         DC    A(ML01736)
         DC    A(ML01737)
         DC    A(ML01738)
         DC    A(ML01739)
         DC    A(ML01740)
         DC    A(ML01741)
         DC    A(ML01742)
         DC    A(ML01743)
         DC    A(ML01744)
         DC    A(ML01745)
         DC    A(ML01746)
         DC    A(ML01747)
         DC    A(ML01748)
         DC    A(ML01749)
         DC    A(ML01750)
         DC    A(ML01751)
         DC    A(ML01752)
         DC    A(ML01753)
         DC    A(ML01754)
         DC    A(ML01755)
         DC    A(ML01756)
         DC    A(ML01757)
         DC    A(ML01758)
         DC    A(ML01759)
         DC    A(ML01760)
         DC    A(ML01761)
         DC    A(ML01762)
         DC    A(ML01763)
         DC    A(ML01764)
         DC    A(ML01765)
         DC    A(ML01766)
         DC    A(ML01767)
         DC    A(ML01768)
         DC    A(ML01769)
         DC    A(ML01770)
         DC    A(ML01771)
         DC    A(ML01772)
         DC    A(ML01773)
         DC    A(ML01774)
         DC    A(ML01775)
         DC    A(ML01776)
         DC    A(ML01777)
         DC    A(ML01778)
         DC    A(ML01779)
         DC    A(ML01780)
         DC    A(ML01781)
         DC    A(ML01782)
         DC    A(ML01783)
         DC    A(ML01784)
         DC    A(ML01785)
         DC    A(ML01786)
         DC    A(ML01787)
         DC    A(ML01788)
         DC    A(ML01789)
         DC    A(ML01790)
         DC    A(ML01791)
         DC    A(ML01792)
         DC    A(ML01793)
         DC    A(ML01794)
         DC    A(ML01795)
         DC    A(ML01796)
         DC    A(ML01797)
         DC    A(ML01798)
         DC    A(ML01799)
         DC    A(ML01800)
         DC    A(ML01801)
         DC    A(ML01802)
         DC    A(ML01803)
         DC    A(ML01804)
         DC    A(ML01805)
         DC    A(ML01806)
         DC    A(ML01807)
         DC    A(ML01808)
         DC    A(ML01809)
         DC    A(ML01810)
         DC    A(ML01811)
         DC    A(ML01812)
         DC    A(ML01813)
         DC    A(ML01814)
         DC    A(ML01815)
         DC    A(ML01816)
         DC    A(ML01817)
         DC    A(ML01818)
         DC    A(ML01819)
         DC    A(ML01820)
         DC    A(ML01821)
         DC    A(ML01822)
         DC    A(ML01823)
         DC    A(ML01824)
         DC    A(ML01825)
         DC    A(ML01826)
         DC    A(ML01827)
         DC    A(ML01828)
         DC    A(ML01829)
         DC    A(ML01830)
         DC    A(ML01831)
         DC    A(ML01832)
         DC    A(ML01833)
         DC    A(ML01834)
         DC    A(ML01835)
         DC    A(ML01836)
         DC    A(ML01837)
         DC    A(ML01838)
         DC    A(ML01839)
         DC    A(ML01840)
         DC    A(ML01841)
         DC    A(ML01842)
         DC    A(ML01843)
         DC    A(ML01844)
         DC    A(ML01845)
         DC    A(ML01846)
         DC    A(ML01847)
         DC    A(ML01848)
         DC    A(ML01849)
         DC    A(ML01850)
         DC    A(ML01851)
         DC    A(ML01852)
         DC    A(ML01853)
         DC    A(ML01854)
         DC    A(ML01855)
         DC    A(ML01856)
         DC    A(ML01857)
         DC    A(ML01858)
         DC    A(ML01859)
         DC    A(ML01860)
         DC    A(ML01861)
         DC    A(ML01862)
         DC    A(ML01863)
         DC    A(ML01864)
         DC    A(ML01865)
         DC    A(ML01866)
         DC    A(ML01867)
         DC    A(ML01868)
         DC    A(ML01869)
         DC    A(ML01870)
         DC    A(ML01871)
         DC    A(ML01872)
         DC    A(ML01873)
         DC    A(ML01874)
         DC    A(ML01875)
         DC    A(ML01876)
         DC    A(ML01877)
         DC    A(ML01878)
         DC    A(ML01879)
         DC    A(ML01880)
         DC    A(ML01881)
         DC    A(ML01882)
         DC    A(ML01883)
         DC    A(ML01884)
         DC    A(ML01885)
         DC    A(ML01886)
         DC    A(ML01887)
         DC    A(ML01888)
         DC    A(ML01889)
         DC    A(ML01890)
         DC    A(ML01891)
         DC    A(ML01892)
         DC    A(ML01893)
         DC    A(ML01894)
         DC    A(ML01895)
         DC    A(ML01896)
         DC    A(ML01897)
         DC    A(ML01898)
         DC    A(ML01899)
         DC    A(ML01900)
         DC    A(ML01901)
         DC    A(ML01902)
         DC    A(ML01903)
         DC    A(ML01904)
         DC    A(ML01905)
         DC    A(ML01906)
         DC    A(ML01907)
         DC    A(ML01908)
         DC    A(ML01909)
         DC    A(ML01910)
         DC    A(ML01911)
         DC    A(ML01912)
         DC    A(ML01913)
         DC    A(ML01914)
         DC    A(ML01915)
         DC    A(ML01916)
         DC    A(ML01917)
         DC    A(ML01918)
         DC    A(ML01919)
         DC    A(ML01920)
         DC    A(ML01921)
         DC    A(ML01922)
         DC    A(ML01923)
         DC    A(ML01924)
         DC    A(ML01925)
         DC    A(ML01926)
         DC    A(ML01927)
         DC    A(ML01928)
         DC    A(ML01929)
         DC    A(ML01930)
         DC    A(ML01931)
         DC    A(ML01932)
         DC    A(ML01933)
         DC    A(ML01934)
         DC    A(ML01935)
         DC    A(ML01936)
         DC    A(ML01937)
         DC    A(ML01938)
         DC    A(ML01939)
         DC    A(ML01940)
         DC    A(ML01941)
         DC    A(ML01942)
         DC    A(ML01943)
         DC    A(ML01944)
         DC    A(ML01945)
         DC    A(ML01946)
         DC    A(ML01947)
         DC    A(ML01948)
         DC    A(ML01949)
         DC    A(ML01950)
         DC    A(ML01951)
         DC    A(ML01952)
         DC    A(ML01953)
         DC    A(ML01954)
         DC    A(ML01955)
         DC    A(ML01956)
         DC    A(ML01957)
         DC    A(ML01958)
         DC    A(ML01959)
         DC    A(ML01960)
         DC    A(ML01961)
         DC    A(ML01962)
         DC    A(ML01963)
         DC    A(ML01964)
         DC    A(ML01965)
         DC    A(ML01966)
         DC    A(ML01967)
         DC    A(ML01968)
         DC    A(ML01969)
         DC    A(ML01970)
         DC    A(ML01971)
         DC    A(ML01972)
         DC    A(ML01973)
         DC    A(ML01974)
         DC    A(ML01975)
         DC    A(ML01976)
         DC    A(ML01977)
         DC    A(ML01978)
         DC    A(ML01979)
         DC    A(ML01980)
         DC    A(ML01981)
         DC    A(ML01982)
         DC    A(ML01983)
         DC    A(ML01984)
         DC    A(ML01985)
         DC    A(ML01986)
         DC    A(ML01987)
         DC    A(ML01988)
         DC    A(ML01989)
         DC    A(ML01990)
         DC    A(ML01991)
         DC    A(ML01992)
         DC    A(ML01993)
         DC    A(ML01994)
         DC    A(ML01995)
         DC    A(ML01996)
         DC    A(ML01997)
         DC    A(ML01998)
         DC    A(ML01999)
         DC    A(ML02000)
         DC    A(ML02001)
         DC    A(ML02002)
         DC    A(ML02003)
         DC    A(ML02004)
         DC    A(ML02005)
         DC    A(ML02006)
         DC    A(ML02007)
         DC    A(ML02008)
         DC    A(ML02009)
         DC    A(ML02010)
         DC    A(ML02011)
         DC    A(ML02012)
         DC    A(ML02013)
         DC    A(ML02014)
         DC    A(ML02015)
         DC    A(ML02016)
         DC    A(ML02017)
         DC    A(ML02018)
         DC    A(ML02019)
         DC    A(ML02020)
         DC    A(ML02021)
         DC    A(ML02022)
         DC    A(ML02023)
         DC    A(ML02024)
         DC    A(ML02025)
         DC    A(ML02026)
         DC    A(ML02027)
         DC    A(ML02028)
         DC    A(ML02029)
         DC    A(ML02030)
         DC    A(ML02031)
         DC    A(ML02032)
         DC    A(ML02033)
         DC    A(ML02034)
         DC    A(ML02035)
         DC    A(ML02036)
         DC    A(ML02037)
         DC    A(ML02038)
         DC    A(ML02039)
         DC    A(ML02040)
         DC    A(ML02041)
         DC    A(ML02042)
         DC    A(ML02043)
         DC    A(ML02044)
         DC    A(ML02045)
         DC    A(ML02046)
         DC    A(ML02047)
         DC    A(ML02048)
         DC    A(ML02049)
         DC    A(ML02050)
         DC    A(ML02051)
         DC    A(ML02052)
         DC    A(ML02053)
         DC    A(ML02054)
         DC    A(ML02055)
         DC    A(ML02056)
         DC    A(ML02057)
         DC    A(ML02058)
         DC    A(ML02059)
         DC    A(ML02060)
         DC    A(ML02061)
         DC    A(ML02062)
         DC    A(ML02063)
         DC    A(ML02064)
         DC    A(ML02065)
         DC    A(ML02066)
         DC    A(ML02067)
         DC    A(ML02068)
         DC    A(ML02069)
         DC    A(ML02070)
         DC    A(ML02071)
         DC    A(ML02072)
         DC    A(ML02073)
         DC    A(ML02074)
         DC    A(ML02075)
         DC    A(ML02076)
         DC    A(ML02077)
         DC    A(ML02078)
         DC    A(ML02079)
         DC    A(ML02080)
         DC    A(ML02081)
         DC    A(ML02082)
         DC    A(ML02083)
         DC    A(ML02084)
         DC    A(ML02085)
         DC    A(ML02086)
         DC    A(ML02087)
         DC    A(ML02088)
         DC    A(ML02089)
         DC    A(ML02090)
         DC    A(ML02091)
         DC    A(ML02092)
         DC    A(ML02093)
         DC    A(ML02094)
         DC    A(ML02095)
         DC    A(ML02096)
         DC    A(ML02097)
         DC    A(ML02098)
         DC    A(ML02099)
         DC    A(ML02100)
         DC    A(ML02101)
         DC    A(ML02102)
         DC    A(ML02103)
         DC    A(ML02104)
         DC    A(ML02105)
         DC    A(ML02106)
         DC    A(ML02107)
         DC    A(ML02108)
         DC    A(ML02109)
         DC    A(ML02110)
         DC    A(ML02111)
         DC    A(ML02112)
         DC    A(ML02113)
         DC    A(ML02114)
         DC    A(ML02115)
         DC    A(ML02116)
         DC    A(ML02117)
         DC    A(ML02118)
         DC    A(ML02119)
         DC    A(ML02120)
         DC    A(ML02121)
         DC    A(ML02122)
         DC    A(ML02123)
         DC    A(ML02124)
         DC    A(ML02125)
         DC    A(ML02126)
         DC    A(ML02127)
         DC    A(ML02128)
         DC    A(ML02129)
         DC    A(ML02130)
         DC    A(ML02131)
         DC    A(ML02132)
         DC    A(ML02133)
         DC    A(ML02134)
         DC    A(ML02135)
         DC    A(ML02136)
         DC    A(ML02137)
         DC    A(ML02138)
         DC    A(ML02139)
         DC    A(ML02140)
         DC    A(ML02141)
         DC    A(ML02142)
         DC    A(ML02143)
         DC    A(ML02144)
         DC    A(ML02145)
         DC    A(ML02146)
         DC    A(ML02147)
         DC    A(ML02148)
         DC    A(ML02149)
         DC    A(ML02150)
         DC    A(ML02151)
         DC    A(ML02152)
         DC    A(ML02153)
         DC    A(ML02154)
         DC    A(ML02155)
         DC    A(ML02156)
         DC    A(ML02157)
         DC    A(ML02158)
         DC    A(ML02159)
         DC    A(ML02160)
         DC    A(ML02161)
         DC    A(ML02162)
         DC    A(ML02163)
         DC    A(ML02164)
         DC    A(ML02165)
         DC    A(ML02166)
         DC    A(ML02167)
         DC    A(ML02168)
         DC    A(ML02169)
         DC    A(ML02170)
         DC    A(ML02171)
         DC    A(ML02172)
         DC    A(ML02173)
         DC    A(ML02174)
         DC    A(ML02175)
         DC    A(ML02176)
         DC    A(ML02177)
         DC    A(ML02178)
         DC    A(ML02179)
         DC    A(ML02180)
         DC    A(ML02181)
         DC    A(ML02182)
         DC    A(ML02183)
         DC    A(ML02184)
         DC    A(ML02185)
         DC    A(ML02186)
         DC    A(ML02187)
         DC    A(ML02188)
         DC    A(ML02189)
         DC    A(ML02190)
         DC    A(ML02191)
         DC    A(ML02192)
         DC    A(ML02193)
         DC    A(ML02194)
         DC    A(ML02195)
         DC    A(ML02196)
         DC    A(ML02197)
         DC    A(ML02198)
         DC    A(ML02199)
         DC    A(ML02200)
         DC    A(ML02201)
         DC    A(ML02202)
         DC    A(ML02203)
         DC    A(ML02204)
         DC    A(ML02205)
         DC    A(ML02206)
         DC    A(ML02207)
         DC    A(ML02208)
         DC    A(ML02209)
         DC    A(ML02210)
         DC    A(ML02211)
         DC    A(ML02212)
         DC    A(ML02213)
         DC    A(ML02214)
         DC    A(ML02215)
         DC    A(ML02216)
         DC    A(ML02217)
         DC    A(ML02218)
         DC    A(ML02219)
         DC    A(ML02220)
         DC    A(ML02221)
         DC    A(ML02222)
         DC    A(ML02223)
         DC    A(ML02224)
         DC    A(ML02225)
         DC    A(ML02226)
         DC    A(ML02227)
         DC    A(ML02228)
         DC    A(ML02229)
         DC    A(ML02230)
         DC    A(ML02231)
         DC    A(ML02232)
         DC    A(ML02233)
         DC    A(ML02234)
         DC    A(ML02235)
         DC    A(ML02236)
         DC    A(ML02237)
         DC    A(ML02238)
         DC    A(ML02239)
         DC    A(ML02240)
         DC    A(ML02241)
         DC    A(ML02242)
         DC    A(ML02243)
         DC    A(ML02244)
         DC    A(ML02245)
         DC    A(ML02246)
         DC    A(ML02247)
         DC    A(ML02248)
         DC    A(ML02249)
         DC    A(ML02250)
         DC    A(ML02251)
         DC    A(ML02252)
         DC    A(ML02253)
         DC    A(ML02254)
         DC    A(ML02255)
         DC    A(ML02256)
         DC    A(ML02257)
         DC    A(ML02258)
         DC    A(ML02259)
         DC    A(ML02260)
         DC    A(ML02261)
         DC    A(ML02262)
         DC    A(ML02263)
         DC    A(ML02264)
         DC    A(ML02265)
         DC    A(ML02266)
         DC    A(ML02267)
         DC    A(ML02268)
         DC    A(ML02269)
         DC    A(ML02270)
         DC    A(ML02271)
         DC    A(ML02272)
         DC    A(ML02273)
         DC    A(ML02274)
         DC    A(ML02275)
         DC    A(ML02276)
         DC    A(ML02277)
         DC    A(ML02278)
         DC    A(ML02279)
         DC    A(ML02280)
         DC    A(ML02281)
         DC    A(ML02282)
         DC    A(ML02283)
         DC    A(ML02284)
         DC    A(ML02285)
         DC    A(ML02286)
         DC    A(ML02287)
         DC    A(ML02288)
         DC    A(ML02289)
         DC    A(ML02290)
         DC    A(ML02291)
         DC    A(ML02292)
         DC    A(ML02293)
         DC    A(ML02294)
         DC    A(ML02295)
         DC    A(ML02296)
         DC    A(ML02297)
         DC    A(ML02298)
         DC    A(ML02299)
         DC    A(ML02300)
         DC    A(ML02301)
         DC    A(ML02302)
         DC    A(ML02303)
         DC    A(ML02304)
         DC    A(ML02305)
         DC    A(ML02306)
         DC    A(ML02307)
         DC    A(ML02308)
         DC    A(ML02309)
         DC    A(ML02310)
         DC    A(ML02311)
         DC    A(ML02312)
         DC    A(ML02313)
         DC    A(ML02314)
         DC    A(ML02315)
         DC    A(ML02316)
         DC    A(ML02317)
         DC    A(ML02318)
         DC    A(ML02319)
         DC    A(ML02320)
         DC    A(ML02321)
         DC    A(ML02322)
         DC    A(ML02323)
         DC    A(ML02324)
         DC    A(ML02325)
         DC    A(ML02326)
         DC    A(ML02327)
         DC    A(ML02328)
         DC    A(ML02329)
         DC    A(ML02330)
         DC    A(ML02331)
         DC    A(ML02332)
         DC    A(ML02333)
         DC    A(ML02334)
         DC    A(ML02335)
         DC    A(ML02336)
         DC    A(ML02337)
         DC    A(ML02338)
         DC    A(ML02339)
         DC    A(ML02340)
         DC    A(ML02341)
         DC    A(ML02342)
         DC    A(ML02343)
         DC    A(ML02344)
         DC    A(ML02345)
         DC    A(ML02346)
         DC    A(ML02347)
         DC    A(ML02348)
         DC    A(ML02349)
         DC    A(ML02350)
         DC    A(ML02351)
         DC    A(ML02352)
         DC    A(ML02353)
         DC    A(ML02354)
         DC    A(ML02355)
         DC    A(ML02356)
         DC    A(ML02357)
         DC    A(ML02358)
         DC    A(ML02359)
         DC    A(ML02360)
         DC    A(ML02361)
         DC    A(ML02362)
         DC    A(ML02363)
         DC    A(ML02364)
         DC    A(ML02365)
         DC    A(ML02366)
         DC    A(ML02367)
         DC    A(ML02368)
         DC    A(ML02369)
         DC    A(ML02370)
         DC    A(ML02371)
         DC    A(ML02372)
         DC    A(ML02373)
         DC    A(ML02374)
         DC    A(ML02375)
         DC    A(ML02376)
         DC    A(ML02377)
         DC    A(ML02378)
         DC    A(ML02379)
         DC    A(ML02380)
         DC    A(ML02381)
         DC    A(ML02382)
         DC    A(ML02383)
         DC    A(ML02384)
         DC    A(ML02385)
         DC    A(ML02386)
         DC    A(ML02387)
         DC    A(ML02388)
         DC    A(ML02389)
         DC    A(ML02390)
         DC    A(ML02391)
         DC    A(ML02392)
         DC    A(ML02393)
         DC    A(ML02394)
         DC    A(ML02395)
         DC    A(ML02396)
         DC    A(ML02397)
         DC    A(ML02398)
         DC    A(ML02399)
         DC    A(ML02400)
         DC    A(ML02401)
         DC    A(ML02402)
         DC    A(ML02403)
         DC    A(ML02404)
         DC    A(ML02405)
         DC    A(ML02406)
         DC    A(ML02407)
         DC    A(ML02408)
         DC    A(ML02409)
         DC    A(ML02410)
         DC    A(ML02411)
         DC    A(ML02412)
         DC    A(ML02413)
         DC    A(ML02414)
         DC    A(ML02415)
         DC    A(ML02416)
         DC    A(ML02417)
         DC    A(ML02418)
         DC    A(ML02419)
         DC    A(ML02420)
         DC    A(ML02421)
         DC    A(ML02422)
         DC    A(ML02423)
         DC    A(ML02424)
         DC    A(ML02425)
         DC    A(ML02426)
         DC    A(ML02427)
         DC    A(ML02428)
         DC    A(ML02429)
         DC    A(ML02430)
         DC    A(ML02431)
         DC    A(ML02432)
         DC    A(ML02433)
         DC    A(ML02434)
         DC    A(ML02435)
         DC    A(ML02436)
         DC    A(ML02437)
         DC    A(ML02438)
         DC    A(ML02439)
         DC    A(ML02440)
         DC    A(ML02441)
         DC    A(ML02442)
         DC    A(ML02443)
         DC    A(ML02444)
         DC    A(ML02445)
         DC    A(ML02446)
         DC    A(ML02447)
         DC    A(ML02448)
         DC    A(ML02449)
         DC    A(ML02450)
         DC    A(ML02451)
         DC    A(ML02452)
         DC    A(ML02453)
         DC    A(ML02454)
         DC    A(ML02455)
         DC    A(ML02456)
         DC    A(ML02457)
         DC    A(ML02458)
         DC    A(ML02459)
         DC    A(ML02460)
         DC    A(ML02461)
         DC    A(ML02462)
         DC    A(ML02463)
         DC    A(ML02464)
         DC    A(ML02465)
         DC    A(ML02466)
         DC    A(ML02467)
         DC    A(ML02468)
         DC    A(ML02469)
         DC    A(ML02470)
         DC    A(ML02471)
         DC    A(ML02472)
         DC    A(ML02473)
         DC    A(ML02474)
         DC    A(ML02475)
         DC    A(ML02476)
         DC    A(ML02477)
         DC    A(ML02478)
         DC    A(ML02479)
         DC    A(ML02480)
         DC    A(ML02481)
         DC    A(ML02482)
         DC    A(ML02483)
         DC    A(ML02484)
         DC    A(ML02485)
         DC    A(ML02486)
         DC    A(ML02487)
         DC    A(ML02488)
         DC    A(ML02489)
         DC    A(ML02490)
         DC    A(ML02491)
         DC    A(ML02492)
         DC    A(ML02493)
         DC    A(ML02494)
         DC    A(ML02495)
         DC    A(ML02496)
         DC    A(ML02497)
         DC    A(ML02498)
         DC    A(ML02499)
         DC    A(ML02500)
         DC    A(ML02501)
         DC    A(ML02502)
         DC    A(ML02503)
         DC    A(ML02504)
         DC    A(ML02505)
         DC    A(ML02506)
         DC    A(ML02507)
         DC    A(ML02508)
         DC    A(ML02509)
         DC    A(ML02510)
         DC    A(ML02511)
         DC    A(ML02512)
         DC    A(ML02513)
         DC    A(ML02514)
         DC    A(ML02515)
         DC    A(ML02516)
         DC    A(ML02517)
         DC    A(ML02518)
         DC    A(ML02519)
         DC    A(ML02520)
         DC    A(ML02521)
         DC    A(ML02522)
         DC    A(ML02523)
         DC    A(ML02524)
         DC    A(ML02525)
         DC    A(ML02526)
         DC    A(ML02527)
         DC    A(ML02528)
         DC    A(ML02529)
         DC    A(ML02530)
         DC    A(ML02531)
         DC    A(ML02532)
         DC    A(ML02533)
         DC    A(ML02534)
         DC    A(ML02535)
         DC    A(ML02536)
         DC    A(ML02537)
         DC    A(ML02538)
         DC    A(ML02539)
         DC    A(ML02540)
         DC    A(ML02541)
         DC    A(ML02542)
         DC    A(ML02543)
         DC    A(ML02544)
         DC    A(ML02545)
         DC    A(ML02546)
         DC    A(ML02547)
         DC    A(ML02548)
         DC    A(ML02549)
         DC    A(ML02550)
         DC    A(ML02551)
         DC    A(ML02552)
         DC    A(ML02553)
         DC    A(ML02554)
         DC    A(ML02555)
         DC    A(ML02556)
         DC    A(ML02557)
         DC    A(ML02558)
         DC    A(ML02559)
         DC    A(ML02560)
         DC    A(ML02561)
         DC    A(ML02562)
         DC    A(ML02563)
         DC    A(ML02564)
         DC    A(ML02565)
         DC    A(ML02566)
         DC    A(ML02567)
         DC    A(ML02568)
         DC    A(ML02569)
         DC    A(ML02570)
         DC    A(ML02571)
         DC    A(ML02572)
         DC    A(ML02573)
         DC    A(ML02574)
         DC    A(ML02575)
         DC    A(ML02576)
         DC    A(ML02577)
         DC    A(ML02578)
         DC    A(ML02579)
         DC    A(ML02580)
         DC    A(ML02581)
         DC    A(ML02582)
         DC    A(ML02583)
         DC    A(ML02584)
         DC    A(ML02585)
         DC    A(ML02586)
         DC    A(ML02587)
         DC    A(ML02588)
         DC    A(ML02589)
         DC    A(ML02590)
         DC    A(ML02591)
         DC    A(ML02592)
         DC    A(ML02593)
         DC    A(ML02594)
         DC    A(ML02595)
         DC    A(ML02596)
         DC    A(ML02597)
         DC    A(ML02598)
         DC    A(ML02599)
         DC    A(ML02600)
         DC    A(ML02601)
         DC    A(ML02602)
         DC    A(ML02603)
         DC    A(ML02604)
         DC    A(ML02605)
         DC    A(ML02606)
         DC    A(ML02607)
         DC    A(ML02608)
         DC    A(ML02609)
         DC    A(ML02610)
         DC    A(ML02611)
         DC    A(ML02612)
         DC    A(ML02613)
         DC    A(ML02614)
         DC    A(ML02615)
         DC    A(ML02616)
         DC    A(ML02617)
         DC    A(ML02618)
         DC    A(ML02619)
         DC    A(ML02620)
         DC    A(ML02621)
         DC    A(ML02622)
         DC    A(ML02623)
         DC    A(ML02624)
         DC    A(ML02625)
         DC    A(ML02626)
         DC    A(ML02627)
         DC    A(ML02628)
         DC    A(ML02629)
         DC    A(ML02630)
         DC    A(ML02631)
         DC    A(ML02632)
         DC    A(ML02633)
         DC    A(ML02634)
         DC    A(ML02635)
         DC    A(ML02636)
         DC    A(ML02637)
         DC    A(ML02638)
         DC    A(ML02639)
         DC    A(ML02640)
         DC    A(ML02641)
         DC    A(ML02642)
         DC    A(ML02643)
         DC    A(ML02644)
         DC    A(ML02645)
         DC    A(ML02646)
         DC    A(ML02647)
         DC    A(ML02648)
         DC    A(ML02649)
         DC    A(ML02650)
         DC    A(ML02651)
         DC    A(ML02652)
         DC    A(ML02653)
         DC    A(ML02654)
         DC    A(ML02655)
         DC    A(ML02656)
         DC    A(ML02657)
         DC    A(ML02658)
         DC    A(ML02659)
         DC    A(ML02660)
         DC    A(ML02661)
         DC    A(ML02662)
         DC    A(ML02663)
         DC    A(ML02664)
         DC    A(ML02665)
         DC    A(ML02666)
         DC    A(ML02667)
         DC    A(ML02668)
         DC    A(ML02669)
         DC    A(ML02670)
         DC    A(ML02671)
         DC    A(ML02672)
         DC    A(ML02673)
         DC    A(ML02674)
         DC    A(ML02675)
         DC    A(ML02676)
         DC    A(ML02677)
         DC    A(ML02678)
         DC    A(ML02679)
         DC    A(ML02680)
         DC    A(ML02681)
         DC    A(ML02682)
         DC    A(ML02683)
         DC    A(ML02684)
         DC    A(ML02685)
         DC    A(ML02686)
         DC    A(ML02687)
         DC    A(ML02688)
         DC    A(ML02689)
         DC    A(ML02690)
         DC    A(ML02691)
         DC    A(ML02692)
         DC    A(ML02693)
         DC    A(ML02694)
         DC    A(ML02695)
         DC    A(ML02696)
         DC    A(ML02697)
         DC    A(ML02698)
         DC    A(ML02699)
         DC    A(ML02700)
         DC    A(ML02701)
         DC    A(ML02702)
         DC    A(ML02703)
         DC    A(ML02704)
         DC    A(ML02705)
         DC    A(ML02706)
         DC    A(ML02707)
         DC    A(ML02708)
         DC    A(ML02709)
         DC    A(ML02710)
         DC    A(ML02711)
         DC    A(ML02712)
         DC    A(ML02713)
         DC    A(ML02714)
         DC    A(ML02715)
         DC    A(ML02716)
         DC    A(ML02717)
         DC    A(ML02718)
         DC    A(ML02719)
         DC    A(ML02720)
         DC    A(ML02721)
         DC    A(ML02722)
         DC    A(ML02723)
         DC    A(ML02724)
         DC    A(ML02725)
         DC    A(ML02726)
         DC    A(ML02727)
         DC    A(ML02728)
         DC    A(ML02729)
         DC    A(ML02730)
         DC    A(ML02731)
         DC    A(ML02732)
         DC    A(ML02733)
         DC    A(ML02734)
         DC    A(ML02735)
         DC    A(ML02736)
         DC    A(ML02737)
         DC    A(ML02738)
         DC    A(ML02739)
         DC    A(ML02740)
         DC    A(ML02741)
         DC    A(ML02742)
         DC    A(ML02743)
         DC    A(ML02744)
         DC    A(ML02745)
         DC    A(ML02746)
         DC    A(ML02747)
         DC    A(ML02748)
         DC    A(ML02749)
         DC    A(ML02750)
         DC    A(ML02751)
         DC    A(ML02752)
         DC    A(ML02753)
         DC    A(ML02754)
         DC    A(ML02755)
         DC    A(ML02756)
         DC    A(ML02757)
         DC    A(ML02758)
         DC    A(ML02759)
         DC    A(ML02760)
         DC    A(ML02761)
         DC    A(ML02762)
         DC    A(ML02763)
         DC    A(ML02764)
         DC    A(ML02765)
         DC    A(ML02766)
         DC    A(ML02767)
         DC    A(ML02768)
         DC    A(ML02769)
         DC    A(ML02770)
         DC    A(ML02771)
         DC    A(ML02772)
         DC    A(ML02773)
         DC    A(ML02774)
         DC    A(ML02775)
         DC    A(ML02776)
         DC    A(ML02777)
         DC    A(ML02778)
         DC    A(ML02779)
         DC    A(ML02780)
         DC    A(ML02781)
         DC    A(ML02782)
         DC    A(ML02783)
         DC    A(ML02784)
         DC    A(ML02785)
         DC    A(ML02786)
         DC    A(ML02787)
         DC    A(ML02788)
         DC    A(ML02789)
         DC    A(ML02790)
         DC    A(ML02791)
         DC    A(ML02792)
         DC    A(ML02793)
         DC    A(ML02794)
         DC    A(ML02795)
         DC    A(ML02796)
         DC    A(ML02797)
         DC    A(ML02798)
         DC    A(ML02799)
         DC    A(ML02800)
         DC    A(ML02801)
         DC    A(ML02802)
         DC    A(ML02803)
         DC    A(ML02804)
         DC    A(ML02805)
         DC    A(ML02806)
         DC    A(ML02807)
         DC    A(ML02808)
         DC    A(ML02809)
         DC    A(ML02810)
         DC    A(ML02811)
         DC    A(ML02812)
         DC    A(ML02813)
         DC    A(ML02814)
         DC    A(ML02815)
         DC    A(ML02816)
         DC    A(ML02817)
         DC    A(ML02818)
         DC    A(ML02819)
         DC    A(ML02820)
         DC    A(ML02821)
         DC    A(ML02822)
         DC    A(ML02823)
         DC    A(ML02824)
         DC    A(ML02825)
         DC    A(ML02826)
         DC    A(ML02827)
         DC    A(ML02828)
         DC    A(ML02829)
         DC    A(ML02830)
         DC    A(ML02831)
         DC    A(ML02832)
         DC    A(ML02833)
         DC    A(ML02834)
         DC    A(ML02835)
         DC    A(ML02836)
         DC    A(ML02837)
         DC    A(ML02838)
         DC    A(ML02839)
         DC    A(ML02840)
         DC    A(ML02841)
         DC    A(ML02842)
         DC    A(ML02843)
         DC    A(ML02844)
         DC    A(ML02845)
         DC    A(ML02846)
         DC    A(ML02847)
         DC    A(ML02848)
         DC    A(ML02849)
         DC    A(ML02850)
         DC    A(ML02851)
         DC    A(ML02852)
         DC    A(ML02853)
         DC    A(ML02854)
         DC    A(ML02855)
         DC    A(ML02856)
         DC    A(ML02857)
         DC    A(ML02858)
         DC    A(ML02859)
         DC    A(ML02860)
         DC    A(ML02861)
         DC    A(ML02862)
         DC    A(ML02863)
         DC    A(ML02864)
         DC    A(ML02865)
         DC    A(ML02866)
         DC    A(ML02867)
         DC    A(ML02868)
         DC    A(ML02869)
         DC    A(ML02870)
         DC    A(ML02871)
         DC    A(ML02872)
         DC    A(ML02873)
         DC    A(ML02874)
         DC    A(ML02875)
         DC    A(ML02876)
         DC    A(ML02877)
         DC    A(ML02878)
         DC    A(ML02879)
         DC    A(ML02880)
         DC    A(ML02881)
         DC    A(ML02882)
         DC    A(ML02883)
         DC    A(ML02884)
         DC    A(ML02885)
         DC    A(ML02886)
         DC    A(ML02887)
         DC    A(ML02888)
         DC    A(ML02889)
         DC    A(ML02890)
         DC    A(ML02891)
         DC    A(ML02892)
         DC    A(ML02893)
         DC    A(ML02894)
         DC    A(ML02895)
         DC    A(ML02896)
         DC    A(ML02897)
         DC    A(ML02898)
         DC    A(ML02899)
         DC    A(ML02900)
         DC    A(ML02901)
         DC    A(ML02902)
         DC    A(ML02903)
         DC    A(ML02904)
         DC    A(ML02905)
         DC    A(ML02906)
         DC    A(ML02907)
         DC    A(ML02908)
         DC    A(ML02909)
         DC    A(ML02910)
         DC    A(ML02911)
         DC    A(ML02912)
         DC    A(ML02913)
         DC    A(ML02914)
         DC    A(ML02915)
         DC    A(ML02916)
         DC    A(ML02917)
         DC    A(ML02918)
         DC    A(ML02919)
         DC    A(ML02920)
         DC    A(ML02921)
         DC    A(ML02922)
         DC    A(ML02923)
         DC    A(ML02924)
         DC    A(ML02925)
         DC    A(ML02926)
         DC    A(ML02927)
         DC    A(ML02928)
         DC    A(ML02929)
         DC    A(ML02930)
         DC    A(ML02931)
         DC    A(ML02932)
         DC    A(ML02933)
         DC    A(ML02934)
         DC    A(ML02935)
         DC    A(ML02936)
         DC    A(ML02937)
         DC    A(ML02938)
         DC    A(ML02939)
         DC    A(ML02940)
         DC    A(ML02941)
         DC    A(ML02942)
         DC    A(ML02943)
         DC    A(ML02944)
         DC    A(ML02945)
         DC    A(ML02946)
         DC    A(ML02947)
         DC    A(ML02948)
         DC    A(ML02949)
         DC    A(ML02950)
         DC    A(ML02951)
         DC    A(ML02952)
         DC    A(ML02953)
         DC    A(ML02954)
         DC    A(ML02955)
         DC    A(ML02956)
         DC    A(ML02957)
         DC    A(ML02958)
         DC    A(ML02959)
         DC    A(ML02960)
         DC    A(ML02961)
         DC    A(ML02962)
         DC    A(ML02963)
         DC    A(ML02964)
         DC    A(ML02965)
         DC    A(ML02966)
         DC    A(ML02967)
         DC    A(ML02968)
         DC    A(ML02969)
         DC    A(ML02970)
         DC    A(ML02971)
         DC    A(ML02972)
         DC    A(ML02973)
         DC    A(ML02974)
         DC    A(ML02975)
         DC    A(ML02976)
         DC    A(ML02977)
         DC    A(ML02978)
         DC    A(ML02979)
         DC    A(ML02980)
         DC    A(ML02981)
         DC    A(ML02982)
         DC    A(ML02983)
         DC    A(ML02984)
         DC    A(ML02985)
         DC    A(ML02986)
         DC    A(ML02987)
         DC    A(ML02988)
         DC    A(ML02989)
         DC    A(ML02990)
         DC    A(ML02991)
         DC    A(ML02992)
         DC    A(ML02993)
         DC    A(ML02994)
         DC    A(ML02995)
         DC    A(ML02996)
         DC    A(ML02997)
         DC    A(ML02998)
         DC    A(ML02999)
         DC    A(ML03000)
         DC    A(ML03001)
         DC    A(ML03002)
         DC    A(ML03003)
         DC    A(ML03004)
         DC    A(ML03005)
         DC    A(ML03006)
         DC    A(ML03007)
         DC    A(ML03008)
         DC    A(ML03009)
         DC    A(ML03010)
         DC    A(ML03011)
         DC    A(ML03012)
         DC    A(ML03013)
         DC    A(ML03014)
         DC    A(ML03015)
         DC    A(ML03016)
         DC    A(ML03017)
         DC    A(ML03018)
         DC    A(ML03019)
         DC    A(ML03020)
         DC    A(ML03021)
         DC    A(ML03022)
         DC    A(ML03023)
         DC    A(ML03024)
         DC    A(ML03025)
         DC    A(ML03026)
         DC    A(ML03027)
         DC    A(ML03028)
         DC    A(ML03029)
         DC    A(ML03030)
         DC    A(ML03031)
         DC    A(ML03032)
         DC    A(ML03033)
         DC    A(ML03034)
         DC    A(ML03035)
         DC    A(ML03036)
         DC    A(ML03037)
         DC    A(ML03038)
         DC    A(ML03039)
         DC    A(ML03040)
         DC    A(ML03041)
         DC    A(ML03042)
         DC    A(ML03043)
         DC    A(ML03044)
         DC    A(ML03045)
         DC    A(ML03046)
         DC    A(ML03047)
         DC    A(ML03048)
         DC    A(ML03049)
         DC    A(ML03050)
         DC    A(ML03051)
         DC    A(ML03052)
         DC    A(ML03053)
         DC    A(ML03054)
         DC    A(ML03055)
         DC    A(ML03056)
         DC    A(ML03057)
         DC    A(ML03058)
         DC    A(ML03059)
         DC    A(ML03060)
         DC    A(ML03061)
         DC    A(ML03062)
         DC    A(ML03063)
         DC    A(ML03064)
         DC    A(ML03065)
         DC    A(ML03066)
         DC    A(ML03067)
         DC    A(ML03068)
         DC    A(ML03069)
         DC    A(ML03070)
         DC    A(ML03071)
         DC    A(ML03072)
         DC    A(ML03073)
         DC    A(ML03074)
         DC    A(ML03075)
         DC    A(ML03076)
         DC    A(ML03077)
         DC    A(ML03078)
         DC    A(ML03079)
         DC    A(ML03080)
         DC    A(ML03081)
         DC    A(ML03082)
         DC    A(ML03083)
         DC    A(ML03084)
         DC    A(ML03085)
         DC    A(ML03086)
         DC    A(ML03087)
         DC    A(ML03088)
         DC    A(ML03089)
         DC    A(ML03090)
         DC    A(ML03091)
         DC    A(ML03092)
         DC    A(ML03093)
         DC    A(ML03094)
         DC    A(ML03095)
         DC    A(ML03096)
         DC    A(ML03097)
         DC    A(ML03098)
         DC    A(ML03099)
         DC    A(ML03100)
         DC    A(ML03101)
         DC    A(ML03102)
         DC    A(ML03103)
         DC    A(ML03104)
         DC    A(ML03105)
         DC    A(ML03106)
         DC    A(ML03107)
         DC    A(ML03108)
         DC    A(ML03109)
         DC    A(ML03110)
         DC    A(ML03111)
         DC    A(ML03112)
         DC    A(ML03113)
         DC    A(ML03114)
         DC    A(ML03115)
         DC    A(ML03116)
         DC    A(ML03117)
         DC    A(ML03118)
         DC    A(ML03119)
         DC    A(ML03120)
         DC    A(ML03121)
         DC    A(ML03122)
         DC    A(ML03123)
         DC    A(ML03124)
         DC    A(ML03125)
         DC    A(ML03126)
         DC    A(ML03127)
         DC    A(ML03128)
         DC    A(ML03129)
         DC    A(ML03130)
         DC    A(ML03131)
         DC    A(ML03132)
         DC    A(ML03133)
         DC    A(ML03134)
         DC    A(ML03135)
         DC    A(ML03136)
         DC    A(ML03137)
         DC    A(ML03138)
         DC    A(ML03139)
         DC    A(ML03140)
         DC    A(ML03141)
         DC    A(ML03142)
         DC    A(ML03143)
         DC    A(ML03144)
         DC    A(ML03145)
         DC    A(ML03146)
         DC    A(ML03147)
         DC    A(ML03148)
         DC    A(ML03149)
         DC    A(ML03150)
         DC    A(ML03151)
         DC    A(ML03152)
         DC    A(ML03153)
         DC    A(ML03154)
         DC    A(ML03155)
         DC    A(ML03156)
         DC    A(ML03157)
         DC    A(ML03158)
         DC    A(ML03159)
         DC    A(ML03160)
         DC    A(ML03161)
         DC    A(ML03162)
         DC    A(ML03163)
         DC    A(ML03164)
         DC    A(ML03165)
         DC    A(ML03166)
         DC    A(ML03167)
         DC    A(ML03168)
         DC    A(ML03169)
         DC    A(ML03170)
         DC    A(ML03171)
         DC    A(ML03172)
         DC    A(ML03173)
         DC    A(ML03174)
         DC    A(ML03175)
         DC    A(ML03176)
         DC    A(ML03177)
         DC    A(ML03178)
         DC    A(ML03179)
         DC    A(ML03180)
         DC    A(ML03181)
         DC    A(ML03182)
         DC    A(ML03183)
         DC    A(ML03184)
         DC    A(ML03185)
         DC    A(ML03186)
         DC    A(ML03187)
         DC    A(ML03188)
         DC    A(ML03189)
         DC    A(ML03190)
         DC    A(ML03191)
         DC    A(ML03192)
         DC    A(ML03193)
         DC    A(ML03194)
         DC    A(ML03195)
         DC    A(ML03196)
         DC    A(ML03197)
         DC    A(ML03198)
         DC    A(ML03199)
         DC    A(ML03200)
         DC    A(ML03201)
         DC    A(ML03202)
         DC    A(ML03203)
         DC    A(ML03204)
         DC    A(ML03205)
         DC    A(ML03206)
         DC    A(ML03207)
         DC    A(ML03208)
         DC    A(ML03209)
         DC    A(ML03210)
         DC    A(ML03211)
         DC    A(ML03212)
         DC    A(ML03213)
         DC    A(ML03214)
         DC    A(ML03215)
         DC    A(ML03216)
         DC    A(ML03217)
         DC    A(ML03218)
         DC    A(ML03219)
         DC    A(ML03220)
         DC    A(ML03221)
         DC    A(ML03222)
         DC    A(ML03223)
         DC    A(ML03224)
         DC    A(ML03225)
         DC    A(ML03226)
         DC    A(ML03227)
         DC    A(ML03228)
         DC    A(ML03229)
         DC    A(ML03230)
         DC    A(ML03231)
         DC    A(ML03232)
         DC    A(ML03233)
         DC    A(ML03234)
         DC    A(ML03235)
         DC    A(ML03236)
         DC    A(ML03237)
         DC    A(ML03238)
         DC    A(ML03239)
         DC    A(ML03240)
         DC    A(ML03241)
         DC    A(ML03242)
         DC    A(ML03243)
         DC    A(ML03244)
         DC    A(ML03245)
         DC    A(ML03246)
         DC    A(ML03247)
         DC    A(ML03248)
         DC    A(ML03249)
         DC    A(ML03250)
         DC    A(ML03251)
         DC    A(ML03252)
         DC    A(ML03253)
         DC    A(ML03254)
         DC    A(ML03255)
         DC    A(ML03256)
         DC    A(ML03257)
         DC    A(ML03258)
         DC    A(ML03259)
         DC    A(ML03260)
         DC    A(ML03261)
         DC    A(ML03262)
         DC    A(ML03263)
         DC    A(ML03264)
         DC    A(ML03265)
         DC    A(ML03266)
         DC    A(ML03267)
         DC    A(ML03268)
         DC    A(ML03269)
         DC    A(ML03270)
         DC    A(ML03271)
         DC    A(ML03272)
         DC    A(ML03273)
         DC    A(ML03274)
         DC    A(ML03275)
         DC    A(ML03276)
         DC    A(ML03277)
         DC    A(ML03278)
         DC    A(ML03279)
         DC    A(ML03280)
         DC    A(ML03281)
         DC    A(ML03282)
         DC    A(ML03283)
         DC    A(ML03284)
         DC    A(ML03285)
         DC    A(ML03286)
         DC    A(ML03287)
         DC    A(ML03288)
         DC    A(ML03289)
         DC    A(ML03290)
         DC    A(ML03291)
         DC    A(ML03292)
         DC    A(ML03293)
         DC    A(ML03294)
         DC    A(ML03295)
         DC    A(ML03296)
         DC    A(ML03297)
         DC    A(ML03298)
         DC    A(ML03299)
         DC    A(ML03300)
         DC    A(ML03301)
         DC    A(ML03302)
         DC    A(ML03303)
         DC    A(ML03304)
         DC    A(ML03305)
         DC    A(ML03306)
         DC    A(ML03307)
         DC    A(ML03308)
         DC    A(ML03309)
         DC    A(ML03310)
         DC    A(ML03311)
         DC    A(ML03312)
         DC    A(ML03313)
         DC    A(ML03314)
         DC    A(ML03315)
         DC    A(ML03316)
         DC    A(ML03317)
         DC    A(ML03318)
         DC    A(ML03319)
         DC    A(ML03320)
         DC    A(ML03321)
         DC    A(ML03322)
         DC    A(ML03323)
         DC    A(ML03324)
         DC    A(ML03325)
         DC    A(ML03326)
         DC    A(ML03327)
         DC    A(ML03328)
         DC    A(ML03329)
         DC    A(ML03330)
         DC    A(ML03331)
         DC    A(ML03332)
         DC    A(ML03333)
         DC    A(ML03334)
         DC    A(ML03335)
         DC    A(ML03336)
         DC    A(ML03337)
         DC    A(ML03338)
         DC    A(ML03339)
         DC    A(ML03340)
         DC    A(ML03341)
         DC    A(ML03342)
         DC    A(ML03343)
         DC    A(ML03344)
         DC    A(ML03345)
         DC    A(ML03346)
         DC    A(ML03347)
         DC    A(ML03348)
         DC    A(ML03349)
         DC    A(ML03350)
         DC    A(ML03351)
         DC    A(ML03352)
         DC    A(ML03353)
         DC    A(ML03354)
         DC    A(ML03355)
         DC    A(ML03356)
         DC    A(ML03357)
         DC    A(ML03358)
         DC    A(ML03359)
         DC    A(ML03360)
         DC    A(ML03361)
         DC    A(ML03362)
         DC    A(ML03363)
         DC    A(ML03364)
         DC    A(ML03365)
         DC    A(ML03366)
         DC    A(ML03367)
         DC    A(ML03368)
         DC    A(ML03369)
         DC    A(ML03370)
         DC    A(ML03371)
         DC    A(ML03372)
         DC    A(ML03373)
         DC    A(ML03374)
         DC    A(ML03375)
         DC    A(ML03376)
         DC    A(ML03377)
         DC    A(ML03378)
         DC    A(ML03379)
         DC    A(ML03380)
         DC    A(ML03381)
         DC    A(ML03382)
         DC    A(ML03383)
         DC    A(ML03384)
         DC    A(ML03385)
         DC    A(ML03386)
         DC    A(ML03387)
         DC    A(ML03388)
         DC    A(ML03389)
         DC    A(ML03390)
         DC    A(ML03391)
         DC    A(ML03392)
         DC    A(ML03393)
         DC    A(ML03394)
         DC    A(ML03395)
         DC    A(ML03396)
         DC    A(ML03397)
         DC    A(ML03398)
         DC    A(ML03399)
         DC    A(ML03400)
         DC    A(ML03401)
         DC    A(ML03402)
         DC    A(ML03403)
         DC    A(ML03404)
         DC    A(ML03405)
         DC    A(ML03406)
         DC    A(ML03407)
         DC    A(ML03408)
         DC    A(ML03409)
         DC    A(ML03410)
         DC    A(ML03411)
         DC    A(ML03412)
         DC    A(ML03413)
         DC    A(ML03414)
         DC    A(ML03415)
         DC    A(ML03416)
         DC    A(ML03417)
         DC    A(ML03418)
         DC    A(ML03419)
         DC    A(ML03420)
         DC    A(ML03421)
         DC    A(ML03422)
         DC    A(ML03423)
         DC    A(ML03424)
         DC    A(ML03425)
         DC    A(ML03426)
         DC    A(ML03427)
         DC    A(ML03428)
         DC    A(ML03429)
         DC    A(ML03430)
         DC    A(ML03431)
         DC    A(ML03432)
         DC    A(ML03433)
         DC    A(ML03434)
         DC    A(ML03435)
         DC    A(ML03436)
         DC    A(ML03437)
         DC    A(ML03438)
         DC    A(ML03439)
         DC    A(ML03440)
         DC    A(ML03441)
         DC    A(ML03442)
         DC    A(ML03443)
         DC    A(ML03444)
         DC    A(ML03445)
         DC    A(ML03446)
         DC    A(ML03447)
         DC    A(ML03448)
         DC    A(ML03449)
         DC    A(ML03450)
         DC    A(ML03451)
         DC    A(ML03452)
         DC    A(ML03453)
         DC    A(ML03454)
         DC    A(ML03455)
         DC    A(ML03456)
         DC    A(ML03457)
         DC    A(ML03458)
         DC    A(ML03459)
         DC    A(ML03460)
         DC    A(ML03461)
         DC    A(ML03462)
         DC    A(ML03463)
         DC    A(ML03464)
         DC    A(ML03465)
         DC    A(ML03466)
         DC    A(ML03467)
         DC    A(ML03468)
         DC    A(ML03469)
         DC    A(ML03470)
         DC    A(ML03471)
         DC    A(ML03472)
         DC    A(ML03473)
         DC    A(ML03474)
         DC    A(ML03475)
         DC    A(ML03476)
         DC    A(ML03477)
         DC    A(ML03478)
         DC    A(ML03479)
         DC    A(ML03480)
         DC    A(ML03481)
         DC    A(ML03482)
         DC    A(ML03483)
         DC    A(ML03484)
         DC    A(ML03485)
         DC    A(ML03486)
         DC    A(ML03487)
         DC    A(ML03488)
         DC    A(ML03489)
         DC    A(ML03490)
         DC    A(ML03491)
         DC    A(ML03492)
         DC    A(ML03493)
         DC    A(ML03494)
         DC    A(ML03495)
         DC    A(ML03496)
         DC    A(ML03497)
         DC    A(ML03498)
         DC    A(ML03499)
         DC    A(ML03500)
         DC    A(ML03501)
         DC    A(ML03502)
         DC    A(ML03503)
         DC    A(ML03504)
         DC    A(ML03505)
         DC    A(ML03506)
         DC    A(ML03507)
         DC    A(ML03508)
         DC    A(ML03509)
         DC    A(ML03510)
         DC    A(ML03511)
         DC    A(ML03512)
         DC    A(ML03513)
         DC    A(ML03514)
         DC    A(ML03515)
         DC    A(ML03516)
         DC    A(ML03517)
         DC    A(ML03518)
         DC    A(ML03519)
         DC    A(ML03520)
         DC    A(ML03521)
         DC    A(ML03522)
         DC    A(ML03523)
         DC    A(ML03524)
         DC    A(ML03525)
         DC    A(ML03526)
         DC    A(ML03527)
         DC    A(ML03528)
         DC    A(ML03529)
         DC    A(ML03530)
         DC    A(ML03531)
         DC    A(ML03532)
         DC    A(ML03533)
         DC    A(ML03534)
         DC    A(ML03535)
         DC    A(ML03536)
         DC    A(ML03537)
         DC    A(ML03538)
         DC    A(ML03539)
         DC    A(ML03540)
         DC    A(ML03541)
         DC    A(ML03542)
         DC    A(ML03543)
         DC    A(ML03544)
         DC    A(ML03545)
         DC    A(ML03546)
         DC    A(ML03547)
         DC    A(ML03548)
         DC    A(ML03549)
         DC    A(ML03550)
         DC    A(ML03551)
         DC    A(ML03552)
         DC    A(ML03553)
         DC    A(ML03554)
         DC    A(ML03555)
         DC    A(ML03556)
         DC    A(ML03557)
         DC    A(ML03558)
         DC    A(ML03559)
         DC    A(ML03560)
         DC    A(ML03561)
         DC    A(ML03562)
         DC    A(ML03563)
         DC    A(ML03564)
         DC    A(ML03565)
         DC    A(ML03566)
         DC    A(ML03567)
         DC    A(ML03568)
         DC    A(ML03569)
         DC    A(ML03570)
         DC    A(ML03571)
         DC    A(ML03572)
         DC    A(ML03573)
         DC    A(ML03574)
         DC    A(ML03575)
         DC    A(ML03576)
         DC    A(ML03577)
         DC    A(ML03578)
         DC    A(ML03579)
         DC    A(ML03580)
         DC    A(ML03581)
         DC    A(ML03582)
         DC    A(ML03583)
         DC    A(ML03584)
         DC    A(ML03585)
         DC    A(ML03586)
         DC    A(ML03587)
         DC    A(ML03588)
         DC    A(ML03589)
         DC    A(ML03590)
         DC    A(ML03591)
         DC    A(ML03592)
         DC    A(ML03593)
         DC    A(ML03594)
         DC    A(ML03595)
         DC    A(ML03596)
         DC    A(ML03597)
         DC    A(ML03598)
         DC    A(ML03599)
         DC    A(ML03600)
         DC    A(ML03601)
         DC    A(ML03602)
         DC    A(ML03603)
         DC    A(ML03604)
         DC    A(ML03605)
         DC    A(ML03606)
         DC    A(ML03607)
         DC    A(ML03608)
         DC    A(ML03609)
         DC    A(ML03610)
         DC    A(ML03611)
         DC    A(ML03612)
         DC    A(ML03613)
         DC    A(ML03614)
         DC    A(ML03615)
         DC    A(ML03616)
         DC    A(ML03617)
         DC    A(ML03618)
         DC    A(ML03619)
         DC    A(ML03620)
         DC    A(ML03621)
         DC    A(ML03622)
         DC    A(ML03623)
         DC    A(ML03624)
         DC    A(ML03625)
         DC    A(ML03626)
         DC    A(ML03627)
         DC    A(ML03628)
         DC    A(ML03629)
         DC    A(ML03630)
         DC    A(ML03631)
         DC    A(ML03632)
         DC    A(ML03633)
         DC    A(ML03634)
         DC    A(ML03635)
         DC    A(ML03636)
         DC    A(ML03637)
         DC    A(ML03638)
         DC    A(ML03639)
         DC    A(ML03640)
         DC    A(ML03641)
         DC    A(ML03642)
         DC    A(ML03643)
         DC    A(ML03644)
         DC    A(ML03645)
         DC    A(ML03646)
         DC    A(ML03647)
         DC    A(ML03648)
         DC    A(ML03649)
         DC    A(ML03650)
         DC    A(ML03651)
         DC    A(ML03652)
         DC    A(ML03653)
         DC    A(ML03654)
         DC    A(ML03655)
         DC    A(ML03656)
         DC    A(ML03657)
         DC    A(ML03658)
         DC    A(ML03659)
         DC    A(ML03660)
         DC    A(ML03661)
         DC    A(ML03662)
         DC    A(ML03663)
         DC    A(ML03664)
         DC    A(ML03665)
         DC    A(ML03666)
         DC    A(ML03667)
         DC    A(ML03668)
         DC    A(ML03669)
         DC    A(ML03670)
         DC    A(ML03671)
         DC    A(ML03672)
         DC    A(ML03673)
         DC    A(ML03674)
         DC    A(ML03675)
         DC    A(ML03676)
         DC    A(ML03677)
         DC    A(ML03678)
         DC    A(ML03679)
         DC    A(ML03680)
         DC    A(ML03681)
         DC    A(ML03682)
         DC    A(ML03683)
         DC    A(ML03684)
         DC    A(ML03685)
         DC    A(ML03686)
         DC    A(ML03687)
         DC    A(ML03688)
         DC    A(ML03689)
         DC    A(ML03690)
         DC    A(ML03691)
         DC    A(ML03692)
         DC    A(ML03693)
         DC    A(ML03694)
         DC    A(ML03695)
         DC    A(ML03696)
         DC    A(ML03697)
         DC    A(ML03698)
         DC    A(ML03699)
         DC    A(ML03700)
         DC    A(ML03701)
         DC    A(ML03702)
         DC    A(ML03703)
         DC    A(ML03704)
         DC    A(ML03705)
         DC    A(ML03706)
         DC    A(ML03707)
         DC    A(ML03708)
         DC    A(ML03709)
         DC    A(ML03710)
         DC    A(ML03711)
         DC    A(ML03712)
         DC    A(ML03713)
         DC    A(ML03714)
         DC    A(ML03715)
         DC    A(ML03716)
         DC    A(ML03717)
         DC    A(ML03718)
         DC    A(ML03719)
         DC    A(ML03720)
         DC    A(ML03721)
         DC    A(ML03722)
         DC    A(ML03723)
         DC    A(ML03724)
         DC    A(ML03725)
         DC    A(ML03726)
         DC    A(ML03727)
         DC    A(ML03728)
         DC    A(ML03729)
         DC    A(ML03730)
         DC    A(ML03731)
         DC    A(ML03732)
         DC    A(ML03733)
         DC    A(ML03734)
         DC    A(ML03735)
         DC    A(ML03736)
         DC    A(ML03737)
         DC    A(ML03738)
         DC    A(ML03739)
         DC    A(ML03740)
         DC    A(ML03741)
         DC    A(ML03742)
         DC    A(ML03743)
         DC    A(ML03744)
         DC    A(ML03745)
         DC    A(ML03746)
         DC    A(ML03747)
         DC    A(ML03748)
         DC    A(ML03749)
         DC    A(ML03750)
         DC    A(ML03751)
         DC    A(ML03752)
         DC    A(ML03753)
         DC    A(ML03754)
         DC    A(ML03755)
         DC    A(ML03756)
         DC    A(ML03757)
         DC    A(ML03758)
         DC    A(ML03759)
         DC    A(ML03760)
         DC    A(ML03761)
         DC    A(ML03762)
         DC    A(ML03763)
         DC    A(ML03764)
         DC    A(ML03765)
         DC    A(ML03766)
         DC    A(ML03767)
         DC    A(ML03768)
         DC    A(ML03769)
         DC    A(ML03770)
         DC    A(ML03771)
         DC    A(ML03772)
         DC    A(ML03773)
         DC    A(ML03774)
         DC    A(ML03775)
         DC    A(ML03776)
         DC    A(ML03777)
         DC    A(ML03778)
         DC    A(ML03779)
         DC    A(ML03780)
         DC    A(ML03781)
         DC    A(ML03782)
         DC    A(ML03783)
         DC    A(ML03784)
         DC    A(ML03785)
         DC    A(ML03786)
         DC    A(ML03787)
         DC    A(ML03788)
         DC    A(ML03789)
         DC    A(ML03790)
         DC    A(ML03791)
         DC    A(ML03792)
         DC    A(ML03793)
         DC    A(ML03794)
         DC    A(ML03795)
         DC    A(ML03796)
         DC    A(ML03797)
         DC    A(ML03798)
         DC    A(ML03799)
         DC    A(ML03800)
         DC    A(ML03801)
         DC    A(ML03802)
         DC    A(ML03803)
         DC    A(ML03804)
         DC    A(ML03805)
         DC    A(ML03806)
         DC    A(ML03807)
         DC    A(ML03808)
         DC    A(ML03809)
         DC    A(ML03810)
         DC    A(ML03811)
         DC    A(ML03812)
         DC    A(ML03813)
         DC    A(ML03814)
         DC    A(ML03815)
         DC    A(ML03816)
         DC    A(ML03817)
         DC    A(ML03818)
         DC    A(ML03819)
         DC    A(ML03820)
         DC    A(ML03821)
         DC    A(ML03822)
         DC    A(ML03823)
         DC    A(ML03824)
         DC    A(ML03825)
         DC    A(ML03826)
         DC    A(ML03827)
         DC    A(ML03828)
         DC    A(ML03829)
         DC    A(ML03830)
         DC    A(ML03831)
         DC    A(ML03832)
         DC    A(ML03833)
         DC    A(ML03834)
         DC    A(ML03835)
         DC    A(ML03836)
         DC    A(ML03837)
         DC    A(ML03838)
         DC    A(ML03839)
         DC    A(ML03840)
         DC    A(ML03841)
         DC    A(ML03842)
         DC    A(ML03843)
         DC    A(ML03844)
         DC    A(ML03845)
         DC    A(ML03846)
         DC    A(ML03847)
         DC    A(ML03848)
         DC    A(ML03849)
         DC    A(ML03850)
         DC    A(ML03851)
         DC    A(ML03852)
         DC    A(ML03853)
         DC    A(ML03854)
         DC    A(ML03855)
         DC    A(ML03856)
         DC    A(ML03857)
         DC    A(ML03858)
         DC    A(ML03859)
         DC    A(ML03860)
         DC    A(ML03861)
         DC    A(ML03862)
         DC    A(ML03863)
         DC    A(ML03864)
         DC    A(ML03865)
         DC    A(ML03866)
         DC    A(ML03867)
         DC    A(ML03868)
         DC    A(ML03869)
         DC    A(ML03870)
         DC    A(ML03871)
         DC    A(ML03872)
         DC    A(ML03873)
         DC    A(ML03874)
         DC    A(ML03875)
         DC    A(ML03876)
         DC    A(ML03877)
         DC    A(ML03878)
         DC    A(ML03879)
         DC    A(ML03880)
         DC    A(ML03881)
         DC    A(ML03882)
         DC    A(ML03883)
         DC    A(ML03884)
         DC    A(ML03885)
         DC    A(ML03886)
         DC    A(ML03887)
         DC    A(ML03888)
         DC    A(ML03889)
         DC    A(ML03890)
         DC    A(ML03891)
         DC    A(ML03892)
         DC    A(ML03893)
         DC    A(ML03894)
         DC    A(ML03895)
         DC    A(ML03896)
         DC    A(ML03897)
         DC    A(ML03898)
         DC    A(ML03899)
         DC    A(ML03900)
         DC    A(ML03901)
         DC    A(ML03902)
         DC    A(ML03903)
         DC    A(ML03904)
         DC    A(ML03905)
         DC    A(ML03906)
         DC    A(ML03907)
         DC    A(ML03908)
         DC    A(ML03909)
         DC    A(ML03910)
         DC    A(ML03911)
         DC    A(ML03912)
         DC    A(ML03913)
         DC    A(ML03914)
         DC    A(ML03915)
         DC    A(ML03916)
         DC    A(ML03917)
         DC    A(ML03918)
         DC    A(ML03919)
         DC    A(ML03920)
         DC    A(ML03921)
         DC    A(ML03922)
         DC    A(ML03923)
         DC    A(ML03924)
         DC    A(ML03925)
         DC    A(ML03926)
         DC    A(ML03927)
         DC    A(ML03928)
         DC    A(ML03929)
         DC    A(ML03930)
         DC    A(ML03931)
         DC    A(ML03932)
         DC    A(ML03933)
         DC    A(ML03934)
         DC    A(ML03935)
         DC    A(ML03936)
         DC    A(ML03937)
         DC    A(ML03938)
         DC    A(ML03939)
         DC    A(ML03940)
         DC    A(ML03941)
         DC    A(ML03942)
         DC    A(ML03943)
         DC    A(ML03944)
         DC    A(ML03945)
         DC    A(ML03946)
         DC    A(ML03947)
         DC    A(ML03948)
         DC    A(ML03949)
         DC    A(ML03950)
         DC    A(ML03951)
         DC    A(ML03952)
         DC    A(ML03953)
         DC    A(ML03954)
         DC    A(ML03955)
         DC    A(ML03956)
         DC    A(ML03957)
         DC    A(ML03958)
         DC    A(ML03959)
         DC    A(ML03960)
         DC    A(ML03961)
         DC    A(ML03962)
         DC    A(ML03963)
         DC    A(ML03964)
         DC    A(ML03965)
         DC    A(ML03966)
         DC    A(ML03967)
         DC    A(ML03968)
         DC    A(ML03969)
         DC    A(ML03970)
         DC    A(ML03971)
         DC    A(ML03972)
         DC    A(ML03973)
         DC    A(ML03974)
         DC    A(ML03975)
         DC    A(ML03976)
         DC    A(ML03977)
         DC    A(ML03978)
         DC    A(ML03979)
         DC    A(ML03980)
         DC    A(ML03981)
         DC    A(ML03982)
         DC    A(ML03983)
         DC    A(ML03984)
         DC    A(ML03985)
         DC    A(ML03986)
         DC    A(ML03987)
         DC    A(ML03988)
         DC    A(ML03989)
         DC    A(ML03990)
         DC    A(ML03991)
         DC    A(ML03992)
         DC    A(ML03993)
         DC    A(ML03994)
         DC    A(ML03995)
         DC    A(ML03996)
         DC    A(ML03997)
         DC    A(ML03998)
         DC    A(ML03999)
         DC    A(ML04000)
         DC    A(ML04001)
         DC    A(ML04002)
         DC    A(ML04003)
         DC    A(ML04004)
         DC    A(ML04005)
         DC    A(ML04006)
         DC    A(ML04007)
         DC    A(ML04008)
         DC    A(ML04009)
         DC    A(ML04010)
         DC    A(ML04011)
         DC    A(ML04012)
         DC    A(ML04013)
         DC    A(ML04014)
         DC    A(ML04015)
         DC    A(ML04016)
         DC    A(ML04017)
         DC    A(ML04018)
         DC    A(ML04019)
         DC    A(ML04020)
         DC    A(ML04021)
         DC    A(ML04022)
         DC    A(ML04023)
         DC    A(ML04024)
         DC    A(ML04025)
         DC    A(ML04026)
         DC    A(ML04027)
         DC    A(ML04028)
         DC    A(ML04029)
         DC    A(ML04030)
         DC    A(ML04031)
         DC    A(ML04032)
         DC    A(ML04033)
         DC    A(ML04034)
         DC    A(ML04035)
         DC    A(ML04036)
         DC    A(ML04037)
         DC    A(ML04038)
         DC    A(ML04039)
         DC    A(ML04040)
         DC    A(ML04041)
         DC    A(ML04042)
         DC    A(ML04043)
         DC    A(ML04044)
         DC    A(ML04045)
         DC    A(ML04046)
         DC    A(ML04047)
         DC    A(ML04048)
         DC    A(ML04049)
         DC    A(ML04050)
         DC    A(ML04051)
         DC    A(ML04052)
         DC    A(ML04053)
         DC    A(ML04054)
         DC    A(ML04055)
         DC    A(ML04056)
         DC    A(ML04057)
         DC    A(ML04058)
         DC    A(ML04059)
         DC    A(ML04060)
         DC    A(ML04061)
         DC    A(ML04062)
         DC    A(ML04063)
         DC    A(ML04064)
         DC    A(ML04065)
         DC    A(ML04066)
         DC    A(ML04067)
         DC    A(ML04068)
         DC    A(ML04069)
         DC    A(ML04070)
         DC    A(ML04071)
         DC    A(ML04072)
         DC    A(ML04073)
         DC    A(ML04074)
         DC    A(ML04075)
         DC    A(ML04076)
         DC    A(ML04077)
         DC    A(ML04078)
         DC    A(ML04079)
         DC    A(ML04080)
         DC    A(ML04081)
         DC    A(ML04082)
         DC    A(ML04083)
         DC    A(ML04084)
         DC    A(ML04085)
         DC    A(ML04086)
         DC    A(ML04087)
         DC    A(ML04088)
         DC    A(ML04089)
         DC    A(ML04090)
         DC    A(ML04091)
         DC    A(ML04092)
         DC    A(ML04093)
         DC    A(ML04094)
         DC    A(ML04095)
         DC    A(ML04096)
         DC    A(ML04097)
         DC    A(ML04098)
         DC    A(ML04099)
         DC    A(ML04100)
         DC    A(ML04101)
         DC    A(ML04102)
         DC    A(ML04103)
         DC    A(ML04104)
         DC    A(ML04105)
         DC    A(ML04106)
         DC    A(ML04107)
         DC    A(ML04108)
         DC    A(ML04109)
         DC    A(ML04110)
         DC    A(ML04111)
         DC    A(ML04112)
         DC    A(ML04113)
         DC    A(ML04114)
         DC    A(ML04115)
         DC    A(ML04116)
         DC    A(ML04117)
         DC    A(ML04118)
         DC    A(ML04119)
         DC    A(ML04120)
         DC    A(ML04121)
         DC    A(ML04122)
         DC    A(ML04123)
         DC    A(ML04124)
         DC    A(ML04125)
         DC    A(ML04126)
         DC    A(ML04127)
         DC    A(ML04128)
         DC    A(ML04129)
         DC    A(ML04130)
         DC    A(ML04131)
         DC    A(ML04132)
         DC    A(ML04133)
         DC    A(ML04134)
         DC    A(ML04135)
         DC    A(ML04136)
         DC    A(ML04137)
         DC    A(ML04138)
         DC    A(ML04139)
         DC    A(ML04140)
         DC    A(ML04141)
         DC    A(ML04142)
         DC    A(ML04143)
         DC    A(ML04144)
         DC    A(ML04145)
         DC    A(ML04146)
         DC    A(ML04147)
         DC    A(ML04148)
         DC    A(ML04149)
         DC    A(ML04150)
         DC    A(ML04151)
         DC    A(ML04152)
         DC    A(ML04153)
         DC    A(ML04154)
         DC    A(ML04155)
         DC    A(ML04156)
         DC    A(ML04157)
         DC    A(ML04158)
         DC    A(ML04159)
         DC    A(ML04160)
         DC    A(ML04161)
         DC    A(ML04162)
         DC    A(ML04163)
         DC    A(ML04164)
         DC    A(ML04165)
         DC    A(ML04166)
         DC    A(ML04167)
         DC    A(ML04168)
         DC    A(ML04169)
         DC    A(ML04170)
         DC    A(ML04171)
         DC    A(ML04172)
         DC    A(ML04173)
         DC    A(ML04174)
         DC    A(ML04175)
         DC    A(ML04176)
         DC    A(ML04177)
         DC    A(ML04178)
         DC    A(ML04179)
         DC    A(ML04180)
         DC    A(ML04181)
         DC    A(ML04182)
         DC    A(ML04183)
         DC    A(ML04184)
         DC    A(ML04185)
         DC    A(ML04186)
         DC    A(ML04187)
         DC    A(ML04188)
         DC    A(ML04189)
         DC    A(ML04190)
         DC    A(ML04191)
         DC    A(ML04192)
         DC    A(ML04193)
         DC    A(ML04194)
         DC    A(ML04195)
         DC    A(ML04196)
         DC    A(ML04197)
         DC    A(ML04198)
         DC    A(ML04199)
         DC    A(ML04200)
         DC    A(ML04201)
         DC    A(ML04202)
         DC    A(ML04203)
         DC    A(ML04204)
         DC    A(ML04205)
         DC    A(ML04206)
         DC    A(ML04207)
         DC    A(ML04208)
         DC    A(ML04209)
         DC    A(ML04210)
         DC    A(ML04211)
         DC    A(ML04212)
         DC    A(ML04213)
         DC    A(ML04214)
         DC    A(ML04215)
         DC    A(ML04216)
         DC    A(ML04217)
         DC    A(ML04218)
         DC    A(ML04219)
         DC    A(ML04220)
         DC    A(ML04221)
         DC    A(ML04222)
         DC    A(ML04223)
         DC    A(ML04224)
         DC    A(ML04225)
         DC    A(ML04226)
         DC    A(ML04227)
         DC    A(ML04228)
         DC    A(ML04229)
         DC    A(ML04230)
         DC    A(ML04231)
         DC    A(ML04232)
         DC    A(ML04233)
         DC    A(ML04234)
         DC    A(ML04235)
         DC    A(ML04236)
         DC    A(ML04237)
         DC    A(ML04238)
         DC    A(ML04239)
         DC    A(ML04240)
         DC    A(ML04241)
         DC    A(ML04242)
         DC    A(ML04243)
         DC    A(ML04244)
         DC    A(ML04245)
         DC    A(ML04246)
         DC    A(ML04247)
         DC    A(ML04248)
         DC    A(ML04249)
         DC    A(ML04250)
         DC    A(ML04251)
         DC    A(ML04252)
         DC    A(ML04253)
         DC    A(ML04254)
         DC    A(ML04255)
         DC    A(ML04256)
         DC    A(ML04257)
         DC    A(ML04258)
         DC    A(ML04259)
         DC    A(ML04260)
         DC    A(ML04261)
         DC    A(ML04262)
         DC    A(ML04263)
         DC    A(ML04264)
         DC    A(ML04265)
         DC    A(ML04266)
         DC    A(ML04267)
         DC    A(ML04268)
         DC    A(ML04269)
         DC    A(ML04270)
         DC    A(ML04271)
         DC    A(ML04272)
         DC    A(ML04273)
         DC    A(ML04274)
         DC    A(ML04275)
         DC    A(ML04276)
         DC    A(ML04277)
         DC    A(ML04278)
         DC    A(ML04279)
         DC    A(ML04280)
         DC    A(ML04281)
         DC    A(ML04282)
         DC    A(ML04283)
         DC    A(ML04284)
         DC    A(ML04285)
         DC    A(ML04286)
         DC    A(ML04287)
         DC    A(ML04288)
         DC    A(ML04289)
         DC    A(ML04290)
         DC    A(ML04291)
         DC    A(ML04292)
         DC    A(ML04293)
         DC    A(ML04294)
         DC    A(ML04295)
         DC    A(ML04296)
         DC    A(ML04297)
         DC    A(ML04298)
         DC    A(ML04299)
         DC    A(ML04300)
         DC    A(ML04301)
         DC    A(ML04302)
         DC    A(ML04303)
         DC    A(ML04304)
         DC    A(ML04305)
         DC    A(ML04306)
         DC    A(ML04307)
         DC    A(ML04308)
         DC    A(ML04309)
         DC    A(ML04310)
         DC    A(ML04311)
         DC    A(ML04312)
         DC    A(ML04313)
         DC    A(ML04314)
         DC    A(ML04315)
         DC    A(ML04316)
         DC    A(ML04317)
         DC    A(ML04318)
         DC    A(ML04319)
         DC    A(ML04320)
         DC    A(ML04321)
         DC    A(ML04322)
         DC    A(ML04323)
         DC    A(ML04324)
         DC    A(ML04325)
         DC    A(ML04326)
         DC    A(ML04327)
         DC    A(ML04328)
         DC    A(ML04329)
         DC    A(ML04330)
         DC    A(ML04331)
         DC    A(ML04332)
         DC    A(ML04333)
         DC    A(ML04334)
         DC    A(ML04335)
         DC    A(ML04336)
         DC    A(ML04337)
         DC    A(ML04338)
         DC    A(ML04339)
         DC    A(ML04340)
         DC    A(ML04341)
         DC    A(ML04342)
         DC    A(ML04343)
         DC    A(ML04344)
         DC    A(ML04345)
         DC    A(ML04346)
         DC    A(ML04347)
         DC    A(ML04348)
         DC    A(ML04349)
         DC    A(ML04350)
         DC    A(ML04351)
         DC    A(ML04352)
         DC    A(ML04353)
         DC    A(ML04354)
         DC    A(ML04355)
         DC    A(ML04356)
         DC    A(ML04357)
         DC    A(ML04358)
         DC    A(ML04359)
         DC    A(ML04360)
         DC    A(ML04361)
         DC    A(ML04362)
         DC    A(ML04363)
         DC    A(ML04364)
         DC    A(ML04365)
         DC    A(ML04366)
         DC    A(ML04367)
         DC    A(ML04368)
         DC    A(ML04369)
         DC    A(ML04370)
         DC    A(ML04371)
         DC    A(ML04372)
         DC    A(ML04373)
         DC    A(ML04374)
         DC    A(ML04375)
         DC    A(ML04376)
         DC    A(ML04377)
         DC    A(ML04378)
         DC    A(ML04379)
         DC    A(ML04380)
         DC    A(ML04381)
         DC    A(ML04382)
         DC    A(ML04383)
         DC    A(ML04384)
         DC    A(ML04385)
         DC    A(ML04386)
         DC    A(ML04387)
         DC    A(ML04388)
         DC    A(ML04389)
         DC    A(ML04390)
         DC    A(ML04391)
         DC    A(ML04392)
         DC    A(ML04393)
         DC    A(ML04394)
         DC    A(ML04395)
         DC    A(ML04396)
         DC    A(ML04397)
         DC    A(ML04398)
         DC    A(ML04399)
         DC    A(ML04400)
         DC    A(ML04401)
         DC    A(ML04402)
         DC    A(ML04403)
         DC    A(ML04404)
         DC    A(ML04405)
         DC    A(ML04406)
         DC    A(ML04407)
         DC    A(ML04408)
         DC    A(ML04409)
         DC    A(ML04410)
         DC    A(ML04411)
         DC    A(ML04412)
         DC    A(ML04413)
         DC    A(ML04414)
         DC    A(ML04415)
         DC    A(ML04416)
         DC    A(ML04417)
         DC    A(ML04418)
         DC    A(ML04419)
         DC    A(ML04420)
         DC    A(ML04421)
         DC    A(ML04422)
         DC    A(ML04423)
         DC    A(ML04424)
         DC    A(ML04425)
         DC    A(ML04426)
         DC    A(ML04427)
         DC    A(ML04428)
         DC    A(ML04429)
         DC    A(ML04430)
         DC    A(ML04431)
         DC    A(ML04432)
         DC    A(ML04433)
         DC    A(ML04434)
         DC    A(ML04435)
         DC    A(ML04436)
         DC    A(ML04437)
         DC    A(ML04438)
         DC    A(ML04439)
         DC    A(ML04440)
         DC    A(ML04441)
         DC    A(ML04442)
         DC    A(ML04443)
         DC    A(ML04444)
         DC    A(ML04445)
         DC    A(ML04446)
         DC    A(ML04447)
         DC    A(ML04448)
         DC    A(ML04449)
         DC    A(ML04450)
         DC    A(ML04451)
         DC    A(ML04452)
         DC    A(ML04453)
         DC    A(ML04454)
         DC    A(ML04455)
         DC    A(ML04456)
         DC    A(ML04457)
         DC    A(ML04458)
         DC    A(ML04459)
         DC    A(ML04460)
         DC    A(ML04461)
         DC    A(ML04462)
         DC    A(ML04463)
         DC    A(ML04464)
         DC    A(ML04465)
         DC    A(ML04466)
         DC    A(ML04467)
         DC    A(ML04468)
         DC    A(ML04469)
         DC    A(ML04470)
         DC    A(ML04471)
         DC    A(ML04472)
         DC    A(ML04473)
         DC    A(ML04474)
         DC    A(ML04475)
         DC    A(ML04476)
         DC    A(ML04477)
         DC    A(ML04478)
         DC    A(ML04479)
         DC    A(ML04480)
         DC    A(ML04481)
         DC    A(ML04482)
         DC    A(ML04483)
         DC    A(ML04484)
         DC    A(ML04485)
         DC    A(ML04486)
         DC    A(ML04487)
         DC    A(ML04488)
         DC    A(ML04489)
         DC    A(ML04490)
         DC    A(ML04491)
         DC    A(ML04492)
         DC    A(ML04493)
         DC    A(ML04494)
         DC    A(ML04495)
         DC    A(ML04496)
         DC    A(ML04497)
         DC    A(ML04498)
         DC    A(ML04499)
         DC    A(ML04500)
         DC    A(ML04501)
         DC    A(ML04502)
         DC    A(ML04503)
         DC    A(ML04504)
         DC    A(ML04505)
         DC    A(ML04506)
         DC    A(ML04507)
         DC    A(ML04508)
         DC    A(ML04509)
         DC    A(ML04510)
         DC    A(ML04511)
         DC    A(ML04512)
         DC    A(ML04513)
         DC    A(ML04514)
         DC    A(ML04515)
         DC    A(ML04516)
         DC    A(ML04517)
         DC    A(ML04518)
         DC    A(ML04519)
         DC    A(ML04520)
         DC    A(ML04521)
         DC    A(ML04522)
         DC    A(ML04523)
         DC    A(ML04524)
         DC    A(ML04525)
         DC    A(ML04526)
         DC    A(ML04527)
         DC    A(ML04528)
         DC    A(ML04529)
         DC    A(ML04530)
         DC    A(ML04531)
         DC    A(ML04532)
         DC    A(ML04533)
         DC    A(ML04534)
         DC    A(ML04535)
         DC    A(ML04536)
         DC    A(ML04537)
         DC    A(ML04538)
         DC    A(ML04539)
         DC    A(ML04540)
         DC    A(ML04541)
         DC    A(ML04542)
         DC    A(ML04543)
         DC    A(ML04544)
         DC    A(ML04545)
         DC    A(ML04546)
         DC    A(ML04547)
         DC    A(ML04548)
         DC    A(ML04549)
         DC    A(ML04550)
         DC    A(ML04551)
         DC    A(ML04552)
         DC    A(ML04553)
         DC    A(ML04554)
         DC    A(ML04555)
         DC    A(ML04556)
         DC    A(ML04557)
         DC    A(ML04558)
         DC    A(ML04559)
         DC    A(ML04560)
         DC    A(ML04561)
         DC    A(ML04562)
         DC    A(ML04563)
         DC    A(ML04564)
         DC    A(ML04565)
         DC    A(ML04566)
         DC    A(ML04567)
         DC    A(ML04568)
         DC    A(ML04569)
         DC    A(ML04570)
         DC    A(ML04571)
         DC    A(ML04572)
         DC    A(ML04573)
         DC    A(ML04574)
         DC    A(ML04575)
         DC    A(ML04576)
         DC    A(ML04577)
         DC    A(ML04578)
         DC    A(ML04579)
         DC    A(ML04580)
         DC    A(ML04581)
         DC    A(ML04582)
         DC    A(ML04583)
         DC    A(ML04584)
         DC    A(ML04585)
         DC    A(ML04586)
         DC    A(ML04587)
         DC    A(ML04588)
         DC    A(ML04589)
         DC    A(ML04590)
         DC    A(ML04591)
         DC    A(ML04592)
         DC    A(ML04593)
         DC    A(ML04594)
         DC    A(ML04595)
         DC    A(ML04596)
         DC    A(ML04597)
         DC    A(ML04598)
         DC    A(ML04599)
         DC    A(ML04600)
         DC    A(ML04601)
         DC    A(ML04602)
         DC    A(ML04603)
         DC    A(ML04604)
         DC    A(ML04605)
         DC    A(ML04606)
         DC    A(ML04607)
         DC    A(ML04608)
         DC    A(ML04609)
         DC    A(ML04610)
         DC    A(ML04611)
         DC    A(ML04612)
         DC    A(ML04613)
         DC    A(ML04614)
         DC    A(ML04615)
         DC    A(ML04616)
         DC    A(ML04617)
         DC    A(ML04618)
         DC    A(ML04619)
         DC    A(ML04620)
         DC    A(ML04621)
         DC    A(ML04622)
         DC    A(ML04623)
         DC    A(ML04624)
         DC    A(ML04625)
         DC    A(ML04626)
         DC    A(ML04627)
         DC    A(ML04628)
         DC    A(ML04629)
         DC    A(ML04630)
         DC    A(ML04631)
         DC    A(ML04632)
         DC    A(ML04633)
         DC    A(ML04634)
         DC    A(ML04635)
         DC    A(ML04636)
         DC    A(ML04637)
         DC    A(ML04638)
         DC    A(ML04639)
         DC    A(ML04640)
         DC    A(ML04641)
         DC    A(ML04642)
         DC    A(ML04643)
         DC    A(ML04644)
         DC    A(ML04645)
         DC    A(ML04646)
         DC    A(ML04647)
         DC    A(ML04648)
         DC    A(ML04649)
         DC    A(ML04650)
         DC    A(ML04651)
         DC    A(ML04652)
         DC    A(ML04653)
         DC    A(ML04654)
         DC    A(ML04655)
         DC    A(ML04656)
         DC    A(ML04657)
         DC    A(ML04658)
         DC    A(ML04659)
         DC    A(ML04660)
         DC    A(ML04661)
         DC    A(ML04662)
         DC    A(ML04663)
         DC    A(ML04664)
         DC    A(ML04665)
         DC    A(ML04666)
         DC    A(ML04667)
         DC    A(ML04668)
         DC    A(ML04669)
         DC    A(ML04670)
         DC    A(ML04671)
         DC    A(ML04672)
         DC    A(ML04673)
         DC    A(ML04674)
         DC    A(ML04675)
         DC    A(ML04676)
         DC    A(ML04677)
         DC    A(ML04678)
         DC    A(ML04679)
         DC    A(ML04680)
         DC    A(ML04681)
         DC    A(ML04682)
         DC    A(ML04683)
         DC    A(ML04684)
         DC    A(ML04685)
         DC    A(ML04686)
         DC    A(ML04687)
         DC    A(ML04688)
         DC    A(ML04689)
         DC    A(ML04690)
         DC    A(ML04691)
         DC    A(ML04692)
         DC    A(ML04693)
         DC    A(ML04694)
         DC    A(ML04695)
         DC    A(ML04696)
         DC    A(ML04697)
         DC    A(ML04698)
         DC    A(ML04699)
         DC    A(ML04700)
         DC    A(ML04701)
         DC    A(ML04702)
         DC    A(ML04703)
         DC    A(ML04704)
         DC    A(ML04705)
         DC    A(ML04706)
         DC    A(ML04707)
         DC    A(ML04708)
         DC    A(ML04709)
         DC    A(ML04710)
         DC    A(ML04711)
         DC    A(ML04712)
         DC    A(ML04713)
         DC    A(ML04714)
         DC    A(ML04715)
         DC    A(ML04716)
         DC    A(ML04717)
         DC    A(ML04718)
         DC    A(ML04719)
         DC    A(ML04720)
         DC    A(ML04721)
         DC    A(ML04722)
         DC    A(ML04723)
         DC    A(ML04724)
         DC    A(ML04725)
         DC    A(ML04726)
         DC    A(ML04727)
         DC    A(ML04728)
         DC    A(ML04729)
         DC    A(ML04730)
         DC    A(ML04731)
         DC    A(ML04732)
         DC    A(ML04733)
         DC    A(ML04734)
         DC    A(ML04735)
         DC    A(ML04736)
         DC    A(ML04737)
         DC    A(ML04738)
         DC    A(ML04739)
         DC    A(ML04740)
         DC    A(ML04741)
         DC    A(ML04742)
         DC    A(ML04743)
         DC    A(ML04744)
         DC    A(ML04745)
         DC    A(ML04746)
         DC    A(ML04747)
         DC    A(ML04748)
         DC    A(ML04749)
         DC    A(ML04750)
         DC    A(ML04751)
         DC    A(ML04752)
         DC    A(ML04753)
         DC    A(ML04754)
         DC    A(ML04755)
         DC    A(ML04756)
         DC    A(ML04757)
         DC    A(ML04758)
         DC    A(ML04759)
         DC    A(ML04760)
         DC    A(ML04761)
         DC    A(ML04762)
         DC    A(ML04763)
         DC    A(ML04764)
         DC    A(ML04765)
         DC    A(ML04766)
         DC    A(ML04767)
         DC    A(ML04768)
         DC    A(ML04769)
         DC    A(ML04770)
         DC    A(ML04771)
         DC    A(ML04772)
         DC    A(ML04773)
         DC    A(ML04774)
         DC    A(ML04775)
         DC    A(ML04776)
         DC    A(ML04777)
         DC    A(ML04778)
         DC    A(ML04779)
         DC    A(ML04780)
         DC    A(ML04781)
         DC    A(ML04782)
         DC    A(ML04783)
         DC    A(ML04784)
         DC    A(ML04785)
         DC    A(ML04786)
         DC    A(ML04787)
         DC    A(ML04788)
         DC    A(ML04789)
         DC    A(ML04790)
         DC    A(ML04791)
         DC    A(ML04792)
         DC    A(ML04793)
         DC    A(ML04794)
         DC    A(ML04795)
         DC    A(ML04796)
         DC    A(ML04797)
         DC    A(ML04798)
         DC    A(ML04799)
         DC    A(ML04800)
         DC    A(ML04801)
         DC    A(ML04802)
         DC    A(ML04803)
         DC    A(ML04804)
         DC    A(ML04805)
         DC    A(ML04806)
         DC    A(ML04807)
         DC    A(ML04808)
         DC    A(ML04809)
         DC    A(ML04810)
         DC    A(ML04811)
         DC    A(ML04812)
         DC    A(ML04813)
         DC    A(ML04814)
         DC    A(ML04815)
         DC    A(ML04816)
         DC    A(ML04817)
         DC    A(ML04818)
         DC    A(ML04819)
         DC    A(ML04820)
         DC    A(ML04821)
         DC    A(ML04822)
         DC    A(ML04823)
         DC    A(ML04824)
         DC    A(ML04825)
         DC    A(ML04826)
         DC    A(ML04827)
         DC    A(ML04828)
         DC    A(ML04829)
         DC    A(ML04830)
         DC    A(ML04831)
         DC    A(ML04832)
         DC    A(ML04833)
         DC    A(ML04834)
         DC    A(ML04835)
         DC    A(ML04836)
         DC    A(ML04837)
         DC    A(ML04838)
         DC    A(ML04839)
         DC    A(ML04840)
         DC    A(ML04841)
         DC    A(ML04842)
         DC    A(ML04843)
         DC    A(ML04844)
         DC    A(ML04845)
         DC    A(ML04846)
         DC    A(ML04847)
         DC    A(ML04848)
         DC    A(ML04849)
         DC    A(ML04850)
         DC    A(ML04851)
         DC    A(ML04852)
         DC    A(ML04853)
         DC    A(ML04854)
         DC    A(ML04855)
         DC    A(ML04856)
         DC    A(ML04857)
         DC    A(ML04858)
         DC    A(ML04859)
         DC    A(ML04860)
         DC    A(ML04861)
         DC    A(ML04862)
         DC    A(ML04863)
         DC    A(ML04864)
         DC    A(ML04865)
         DC    A(ML04866)
         DC    A(ML04867)
         DC    A(ML04868)
         DC    A(ML04869)
         DC    A(ML04870)
         DC    A(ML04871)
         DC    A(ML04872)
         DC    A(ML04873)
         DC    A(ML04874)
         DC    A(ML04875)
         DC    A(ML04876)
         DC    A(ML04877)
         DC    A(ML04878)
         DC    A(ML04879)
         DC    A(ML04880)
         DC    A(ML04881)
         DC    A(ML04882)
         DC    A(ML04883)
         DC    A(ML04884)
         DC    A(ML04885)
         DC    A(ML04886)
         DC    A(ML04887)
         DC    A(ML04888)
         DC    A(ML04889)
         DC    A(ML04890)
         DC    A(ML04891)
         DC    A(ML04892)
         DC    A(ML04893)
         DC    A(ML04894)
         DC    A(ML04895)
         DC    A(ML04896)
         DC    A(ML04897)
         DC    A(ML04898)
         DC    A(ML04899)
         DC    A(ML04900)
         DC    A(ML04901)
         DC    A(ML04902)
         DC    A(ML04903)
         DC    A(ML04904)
         DC    A(ML04905)
         DC    A(ML04906)
         DC    A(ML04907)
         DC    A(ML04908)
         DC    A(ML04909)
         DC    A(ML04910)
         DC    A(ML04911)
         DC    A(ML04912)
         DC    A(ML04913)
         DC    A(ML04914)
         DC    A(ML04915)
         DC    A(ML04916)
         DC    A(ML04917)
         DC    A(ML04918)
         DC    A(ML04919)
         DC    A(ML04920)
         DC    A(ML04921)
         DC    A(ML04922)
         DC    A(ML04923)
         DC    A(ML04924)
         DC    A(ML04925)
         DC    A(ML04926)
         DC    A(ML04927)
         DC    A(ML04928)
         DC    A(ML04929)
         DC    A(ML04930)
         DC    A(ML04931)
         DC    A(ML04932)
         DC    A(ML04933)
         DC    A(ML04934)
         DC    A(ML04935)
         DC    A(ML04936)
         DC    A(ML04937)
         DC    A(ML04938)
         DC    A(ML04939)
         DC    A(ML04940)
         DC    A(ML04941)
         DC    A(ML04942)
         DC    A(ML04943)
         DC    A(ML04944)
         DC    A(ML04945)
         DC    A(ML04946)
         DC    A(ML04947)
         DC    A(ML04948)
         DC    A(ML04949)
         DC    A(ML04950)
         DC    A(ML04951)
         DC    A(ML04952)
         DC    A(ML04953)
         DC    A(ML04954)
         DC    A(ML04955)
         DC    A(ML04956)
         DC    A(ML04957)
         DC    A(ML04958)
         DC    A(ML04959)
         DC    A(ML04960)
         DC    A(ML04961)
         DC    A(ML04962)
         DC    A(ML04963)
         DC    A(ML04964)
         DC    A(ML04965)
         DC    A(ML04966)
         DC    A(ML04967)
         DC    A(ML04968)
         DC    A(ML04969)
         DC    A(ML04970)
         DC    A(ML04971)
         DC    A(ML04972)
         DC    A(ML04973)
         DC    A(ML04974)
         DC    A(ML04975)
         DC    A(ML04976)
         DC    A(ML04977)
         DC    A(ML04978)
         DC    A(ML04979)
         DC    A(ML04980)
         DC    A(ML04981)
         DC    A(ML04982)
         DC    A(ML04983)
         DC    A(ML04984)
         DC    A(ML04985)
         DC    A(ML04986)
         DC    A(ML04987)
         DC    A(ML04988)
         DC    A(ML04989)
         DC    A(ML04990)
         DC    A(ML04991)
         DC    A(ML04992)
         DC    A(ML04993)
         DC    A(ML04994)
         DC    A(ML04995)
         DC    A(ML04996)
         DC    A(ML04997)
         DC    A(ML04998)
         DC    A(ML04999)
         DC    A(ML05000)
         DC    A(ML05001)
         DC    A(ML05002)
         DC    A(ML05003)
         DC    A(ML05004)
         DC    A(ML05005)
         DC    A(ML05006)
         DC    A(ML05007)
         DC    A(ML05008)
         DC    A(ML05009)
         DC    A(ML05010)
         DC    A(ML05011)
         DC    A(ML05012)
         DC    A(ML05013)
         DC    A(ML05014)
         DC    A(ML05015)
         DC    A(ML05016)
         DC    A(ML05017)
         DC    A(ML05018)
         DC    A(ML05019)
         DC    A(ML05020)
         DC    A(ML05021)
         DC    A(ML05022)
         DC    A(ML05023)
         DC    A(ML05024)
         DC    A(ML05025)
         DC    A(ML05026)
         DC    A(ML05027)
         DC    A(ML05028)
         DC    A(ML05029)
         DC    A(ML05030)
         DC    A(ML05031)
         DC    A(ML05032)
         DC    A(ML05033)
         DC    A(ML05034)
         DC    A(ML05035)
         DC    A(ML05036)
         DC    A(ML05037)
         DC    A(ML05038)
         DC    A(ML05039)
         DC    A(ML05040)
         DC    A(ML05041)
         DC    A(ML05042)
         DC    A(ML05043)
         DC    A(ML05044)
         DC    A(ML05045)
         DC    A(ML05046)
         DC    A(ML05047)
         DC    A(ML05048)
         DC    A(ML05049)
         DC    A(ML05050)
         DC    A(ML05051)
         DC    A(ML05052)
         DC    A(ML05053)
         DC    A(ML05054)
         DC    A(ML05055)
         DC    A(ML05056)
         DC    A(ML05057)
         DC    A(ML05058)
         DC    A(ML05059)
         DC    A(ML05060)
         DC    A(ML05061)
         DC    A(ML05062)
         DC    A(ML05063)
         DC    A(ML05064)
         DC    A(ML05065)
         DC    A(ML05066)
         DC    A(ML05067)
         DC    A(ML05068)
         DC    A(ML05069)
         DC    A(ML05070)
         DC    A(ML05071)
         DC    A(ML05072)
         DC    A(ML05073)
         DC    A(ML05074)
         DC    A(ML05075)
         DC    A(ML05076)
         DC    A(ML05077)
         DC    A(ML05078)
         DC    A(ML05079)
         DC    A(ML05080)
         DC    A(ML05081)
         DC    A(ML05082)
         DC    A(ML05083)
         DC    A(ML05084)
         DC    A(ML05085)
         DC    A(ML05086)
         DC    A(ML05087)
         DC    A(ML05088)
         DC    A(ML05089)
         DC    A(ML05090)
         DC    A(ML05091)
         DC    A(ML05092)
         DC    A(ML05093)
         DC    A(ML05094)
         DC    A(ML05095)
         DC    A(ML05096)
         DC    A(ML05097)
         DC    A(ML05098)
         DC    A(ML05099)
         DC    A(ML05100)
         DC    A(ML05101)
         DC    A(ML05102)
         DC    A(ML05103)
         DC    A(ML05104)
         DC    A(ML05105)
         DC    A(ML05106)
         DC    A(ML05107)
         DC    A(ML05108)
         DC    A(ML05109)
         DC    A(ML05110)
         DC    A(ML05111)
         DC    A(ML05112)
         DC    A(ML05113)
         DC    A(ML05114)
         DC    A(ML05115)
         DC    A(ML05116)
         DC    A(ML05117)
         DC    A(ML05118)
         DC    A(ML05119)
         DC    A(ML05120)
         DC    A(ML05121)
         DC    A(ML05122)
         DC    A(ML05123)
         DC    A(ML05124)
         DC    A(ML05125)
         DC    A(ML05126)
         DC    A(ML05127)
         DC    A(ML05128)
         DC    A(ML05129)
         DC    A(ML05130)
         DC    A(ML05131)
         DC    A(ML05132)
         DC    A(ML05133)
         DC    A(ML05134)
         DC    A(ML05135)
         DC    A(ML05136)
         DC    A(ML05137)
         DC    A(ML05138)
         DC    A(ML05139)
         DC    A(ML05140)
         DC    A(ML05141)
         DC    A(ML05142)
         DC    A(ML05143)
         DC    A(ML05144)
         DC    A(ML05145)
         DC    A(ML05146)
         DC    A(ML05147)
         DC    A(ML05148)
         DC    A(ML05149)
         DC    A(ML05150)
         DC    A(ML05151)
         DC    A(ML05152)
         DC    A(ML05153)
         DC    A(ML05154)
         DC    A(ML05155)
         DC    A(ML05156)
         DC    A(ML05157)
         DC    A(ML05158)
         DC    A(ML05159)
         DC    A(ML05160)
         DC    A(ML05161)
         DC    A(ML05162)
         DC    A(ML05163)
         DC    A(ML05164)
         DC    A(ML05165)
         DC    A(ML05166)
         DC    A(ML05167)
         DC    A(ML05168)
         DC    A(ML05169)
         DC    A(ML05170)
         DC    A(ML05171)
         DC    A(ML05172)
         DC    A(ML05173)
         DC    A(ML05174)
         DC    A(ML05175)
         DC    A(ML05176)
         DC    A(ML05177)
         DC    A(ML05178)
         DC    A(ML05179)
         DC    A(ML05180)
         DC    A(ML05181)
         DC    A(ML05182)
         DC    A(ML05183)
         DC    A(ML05184)
         DC    A(ML05185)
         DC    A(ML05186)
         DC    A(ML05187)
         DC    A(ML05188)
         DC    A(ML05189)
         DC    A(ML05190)
         DC    A(ML05191)
         DC    A(ML05192)
         DC    A(ML05193)
         DC    A(ML05194)
         DC    A(ML05195)
         DC    A(ML05196)
         DC    A(ML05197)
         DC    A(ML05198)
         DC    A(ML05199)
         DC    A(ML05200)
         DC    A(ML05201)
         DC    A(ML05202)
         DC    A(ML05203)
         DC    A(ML05204)
         DC    A(ML05205)
         DC    A(ML05206)
         DC    A(ML05207)
         DC    A(ML05208)
         DC    A(ML05209)
         DC    A(ML05210)
         DC    A(ML05211)
         DC    A(ML05212)
         DC    A(ML05213)
         DC    A(ML05214)
         DC    A(ML05215)
         DC    A(ML05216)
         DC    A(ML05217)
         DC    A(ML05218)
         DC    A(ML05219)
         DC    A(ML05220)
         DC    A(ML05221)
         DC    A(ML05222)
         DC    A(ML05223)
         DC    A(ML05224)
         DC    A(ML05225)
         DC    A(ML05226)
         DC    A(ML05227)
         DC    A(ML05228)
         DC    A(ML05229)
         DC    A(ML05230)
         DC    A(ML05231)
         DC    A(ML05232)
         DC    A(ML05233)
         DC    A(ML05234)
         DC    A(ML05235)
         DC    A(ML05236)
         DC    A(ML05237)
         DC    A(ML05238)
         DC    A(ML05239)
         DC    A(ML05240)
         DC    A(ML05241)
         DC    A(ML05242)
         DC    A(ML05243)
         DC    A(ML05244)
         DC    A(ML05245)
         DC    A(ML05246)
         DC    A(ML05247)
         DC    A(ML05248)
         DC    A(ML05249)
         DC    A(ML05250)
         DC    A(ML05251)
         DC    A(ML05252)
         DC    A(ML05253)
         DC    A(ML05254)
         DC    A(ML05255)
         DC    A(ML05256)
         DC    A(ML05257)
         DC    A(ML05258)
         DC    A(ML05259)
         DC    A(ML05260)
         DC    A(ML05261)
         DC    A(ML05262)
         DC    A(ML05263)
         DC    A(ML05264)
         DC    A(ML05265)
         DC    A(ML05266)
         DC    A(ML05267)
         DC    A(ML05268)
         DC    A(ML05269)
         DC    A(ML05270)
         DC    A(ML05271)
         DC    A(ML05272)
         DC    A(ML05273)
         DC    A(ML05274)
         DC    A(ML05275)
         DC    A(ML05276)
         DC    A(ML05277)
         DC    A(ML05278)
         DC    A(ML05279)
         DC    A(ML05280)
         DC    A(ML05281)
         DC    A(ML05282)
         DC    A(ML05283)
         DC    A(ML05284)
         DC    A(ML05285)
         DC    A(ML05286)
         DC    A(ML05287)
         DC    A(ML05288)
         DC    A(ML05289)
         DC    A(ML05290)
         DC    A(ML05291)
         DC    A(ML05292)
         DC    A(ML05293)
         DC    A(ML05294)
         DC    A(ML05295)
         DC    A(ML05296)
         DC    A(ML05297)
         DC    A(ML05298)
         DC    A(ML05299)
         DC    A(ML05300)
         DC    A(ML05301)
         DC    A(ML05302)
         DC    A(ML05303)
         DC    A(ML05304)
         DC    A(ML05305)
         DC    A(ML05306)
         DC    A(ML05307)
         DC    A(ML05308)
         DC    A(ML05309)
         DC    A(ML05310)
         DC    A(ML05311)
         DC    A(ML05312)
         DC    A(ML05313)
         DC    A(ML05314)
         DC    A(ML05315)
         DC    A(ML05316)
         DC    A(ML05317)
         DC    A(ML05318)
         DC    A(ML05319)
         DC    A(ML05320)
         DC    A(ML05321)
         DC    A(ML05322)
         DC    A(ML05323)
         DC    A(ML05324)
         DC    A(ML05325)
         DC    A(ML05326)
         DC    A(ML05327)
         DC    A(ML05328)
         DC    A(ML05329)
         DC    A(ML05330)
         DC    A(ML05331)
         DC    A(ML05332)
         DC    A(ML05333)
         DC    A(ML05334)
         DC    A(ML05335)
         DC    A(ML05336)
         DC    A(ML05337)
         DC    A(ML05338)
         DC    A(ML05339)
         DC    A(ML05340)
         DC    A(ML05341)
         DC    A(ML05342)
         DC    A(ML05343)
         DC    A(ML05344)
         DC    A(ML05345)
         DC    A(ML05346)
         DC    A(ML05347)
         DC    A(ML05348)
         DC    A(ML05349)
         DC    A(ML05350)
         DC    A(ML05351)
         DC    A(ML05352)
         DC    A(ML05353)
         DC    A(ML05354)
         DC    A(ML05355)
         DC    A(ML05356)
         DC    A(ML05357)
         DC    A(ML05358)
         DC    A(ML05359)
         DC    A(ML05360)
         DC    A(ML05361)
         DC    A(ML05362)
         DC    A(ML05363)
         DC    A(ML05364)
         DC    A(ML05365)
         DC    A(ML05366)
         DC    A(ML05367)
         DC    A(ML05368)
         DC    A(ML05369)
         DC    A(ML05370)
         DC    A(ML05371)
         DC    A(ML05372)
         DC    A(ML05373)
         DC    A(ML05374)
         DC    A(ML05375)
         DC    A(ML05376)
         DC    A(ML05377)
         DC    A(ML05378)
         DC    A(ML05379)
         DC    A(ML05380)
         DC    A(ML05381)
         DC    A(ML05382)
         DC    A(ML05383)
         DC    A(ML05384)
         DC    A(ML05385)
         DC    A(ML05386)
         DC    A(ML05387)
         DC    A(ML05388)
         DC    A(ML05389)
         DC    A(ML05390)
         DC    A(ML05391)
         DC    A(ML05392)
         DC    A(ML05393)
         DC    A(ML05394)
         DC    A(ML05395)
         DC    A(ML05396)
         DC    A(ML05397)
         DC    A(ML05398)
         DC    A(ML05399)
         DC    A(ML05400)
         DC    A(ML05401)
         DC    A(ML05402)
         DC    A(ML05403)
         DC    A(ML05404)
         DC    A(ML05405)
         DC    A(ML05406)
         DC    A(ML05407)
         DC    A(ML05408)
         DC    A(ML05409)
         DC    A(ML05410)
         DC    A(ML05411)
         DC    A(ML05412)
         DC    A(ML05413)
         DC    A(ML05414)
         DC    A(ML05415)
         DC    A(ML05416)
         DC    A(ML05417)
         DC    A(ML05418)
         DC    A(ML05419)
         DC    A(ML05420)
         DC    A(ML05421)
         DC    A(ML05422)
         DC    A(ML05423)
         DC    A(ML05424)
         DC    A(ML05425)
         DC    A(ML05426)
         DC    A(ML05427)
         DC    A(ML05428)
         DC    A(ML05429)
         DC    A(ML05430)
         DC    A(ML05431)
         DC    A(ML05432)
         DC    A(ML05433)
         DC    A(ML05434)
         DC    A(ML05435)
         DC    A(ML05436)
         DC    A(ML05437)
         DC    A(ML05438)
         DC    A(ML05439)
         DC    A(ML05440)
         DC    A(ML05441)
         DC    A(ML05442)
         DC    A(ML05443)
         DC    A(ML05444)
         DC    A(ML05445)
         DC    A(ML05446)
         DC    A(ML05447)
         DC    A(ML05448)
         DC    A(ML05449)
         DC    A(ML05450)
         DC    A(ML05451)
         DC    A(ML05452)
         DC    A(ML05453)
         DC    A(ML05454)
         DC    A(ML05455)
         DC    A(ML05456)
         DC    A(ML05457)
         DC    A(ML05458)
         DC    A(ML05459)
         DC    A(ML05460)
         DC    A(ML05461)
         DC    A(ML05462)
         DC    A(ML05463)
         DC    A(ML05464)
         DC    A(ML05465)
         DC    A(ML05466)
         DC    A(ML05467)
         DC    A(ML05468)
         DC    A(ML05469)
         DC    A(ML05470)
         DC    A(ML05471)
         DC    A(ML05472)
         DC    A(ML05473)
         DC    A(ML05474)
         DC    A(ML05475)
         DC    A(ML05476)
         DC    A(ML05477)
         DC    A(ML05478)
         DC    A(ML05479)
         DC    A(ML05480)
         DC    A(ML05481)
         DC    A(ML05482)
         DC    A(ML05483)
         DC    A(ML05484)
         DC    A(ML05485)
         DC    A(ML05486)
         DC    A(ML05487)
         DC    A(ML05488)
         DC    A(ML05489)
         DC    A(ML05490)
         DC    A(ML05491)
         DC    A(ML05492)
         DC    A(ML05493)
         DC    A(ML05494)
         DC    A(ML05495)
         DC    A(ML05496)
         DC    A(ML05497)
         DC    A(ML05498)
         DC    A(ML05499)
         DC    A(ML05500)
         DC    A(ML05501)
         DC    A(ML05502)
         DC    A(ML05503)
         DC    A(ML05504)
         DC    A(ML05505)
         DC    A(ML05506)
         DC    A(ML05507)
         DC    A(ML05508)
         DC    A(ML05509)
         DC    A(ML05510)
         DC    A(ML05511)
         DC    A(ML05512)
         DC    A(ML05513)
         DC    A(ML05514)
         DC    A(ML05515)
         DC    A(ML05516)
         DC    A(ML05517)
         DC    A(ML05518)
         DC    A(ML05519)
         DC    A(ML05520)
         DC    A(ML05521)
         DC    A(ML05522)
         DC    A(ML05523)
         DC    A(ML05524)
         DC    A(ML05525)
         DC    A(ML05526)
         DC    A(ML05527)
         DC    A(ML05528)
         DC    A(ML05529)
         DC    A(ML05530)
         DC    A(ML05531)
         DC    A(ML05532)
         DC    A(ML05533)
         DC    A(ML05534)
         DC    A(ML05535)
         DC    A(ML05536)
         DC    A(ML05537)
         DC    A(ML05538)
         DC    A(ML05539)
         DC    A(ML05540)
         DC    A(ML05541)
         DC    A(ML05542)
         DC    A(ML05543)
         DC    A(ML05544)
         DC    A(ML05545)
         DC    A(ML05546)
         DC    A(ML05547)
         DC    A(ML05548)
         DC    A(ML05549)
         DC    A(ML05550)
         DC    A(ML05551)
         DC    A(ML05552)
         DC    A(ML05553)
         DC    A(ML05554)
         DC    A(ML05555)
         DC    A(ML05556)
         DC    A(ML05557)
         DC    A(ML05558)
         DC    A(ML05559)
         DC    A(ML05560)
         DC    A(ML05561)
         DC    A(ML05562)
         DC    A(ML05563)
         DC    A(ML05564)
         DC    A(ML05565)
         DC    A(ML05566)
         DC    A(ML05567)
         DC    A(ML05568)
         DC    A(ML05569)
         DC    A(ML05570)
         DC    A(ML05571)
         DC    A(ML05572)
         DC    A(ML05573)
         DC    A(ML05574)
         DC    A(ML05575)
         DC    A(ML05576)
         DC    A(ML05577)
         DC    A(ML05578)
         DC    A(ML05579)
         DC    A(ML05580)
         DC    A(ML05581)
         DC    A(ML05582)
         DC    A(ML05583)
         DC    A(ML05584)
         DC    A(ML05585)
         DC    A(ML05586)
         DC    A(ML05587)
         DC    A(ML05588)
         DC    A(ML05589)
         DC    A(ML05590)
         DC    A(ML05591)
         DC    A(ML05592)
         DC    A(ML05593)
         DC    A(ML05594)
         DC    A(ML05595)
         DC    A(ML05596)
         DC    A(ML05597)
         DC    A(ML05598)
         DC    A(ML05599)
         DC    A(ML05600)
         DC    A(ML05601)
         DC    A(ML05602)
         DC    A(ML05603)
         DC    A(ML05604)
         DC    A(ML05605)
         DC    A(ML05606)
         DC    A(ML05607)
         DC    A(ML05608)
         DC    A(ML05609)
         DC    A(ML05610)
         DC    A(ML05611)
         DC    A(ML05612)
         DC    A(ML05613)
         DC    A(ML05614)
         DC    A(ML05615)
         DC    A(ML05616)
         DC    A(ML05617)
         DC    A(ML05618)
         DC    A(ML05619)
         DC    A(ML05620)
         DC    A(ML05621)
         DC    A(ML05622)
         DC    A(ML05623)
         DC    A(ML05624)
         DC    A(ML05625)
         DC    A(ML05626)
         DC    A(ML05627)
         DC    A(ML05628)
         DC    A(ML05629)
         DC    A(ML05630)
         DC    A(ML05631)
         DC    A(ML05632)
         DC    A(ML05633)
         DC    A(ML05634)
         DC    A(ML05635)
         DC    A(ML05636)
         DC    A(ML05637)
         DC    A(ML05638)
         DC    A(ML05639)
         DC    A(ML05640)
         DC    A(ML05641)
         DC    A(ML05642)
         DC    A(ML05643)
         DC    A(ML05644)
         DC    A(ML05645)
         DC    A(ML05646)
         DC    A(ML05647)
         DC    A(ML05648)
         DC    A(ML05649)
         DC    A(ML05650)
         DC    A(ML05651)
         DC    A(ML05652)
         DC    A(ML05653)
         DC    A(ML05654)
         DC    A(ML05655)
         DC    A(ML05656)
         DC    A(ML05657)
         DC    A(ML05658)
         DC    A(ML05659)
         DC    A(ML05660)
         DC    A(ML05661)
         DC    A(ML05662)
         DC    A(ML05663)
         DC    A(ML05664)
         DC    A(ML05665)
         DC    A(ML05666)
         DC    A(ML05667)
         DC    A(ML05668)
         DC    A(ML05669)
         DC    A(ML05670)
         DC    A(ML05671)
         DC    A(ML05672)
         DC    A(ML05673)
         DC    A(ML05674)
         DC    A(ML05675)
         DC    A(ML05676)
         DC    A(ML05677)
         DC    A(ML05678)
         DC    A(ML05679)
         DC    A(ML05680)
         DC    A(ML05681)
         DC    A(ML05682)
         DC    A(ML05683)
         DC    A(ML05684)
         DC    A(ML05685)
         DC    A(ML05686)
         DC    A(ML05687)
         DC    A(ML05688)
         DC    A(ML05689)
         DC    A(ML05690)
         DC    A(ML05691)
         DC    A(ML05692)
         DC    A(ML05693)
         DC    A(ML05694)
         DC    A(ML05695)
         DC    A(ML05696)
         DC    A(ML05697)
         DC    A(ML05698)
         DC    A(ML05699)
         DC    A(ML05700)
         DC    A(ML05701)
         DC    A(ML05702)
         DC    A(ML05703)
         DC    A(ML05704)
         DC    A(ML05705)
         DC    A(ML05706)
         DC    A(ML05707)
         DC    A(ML05708)
         DC    A(ML05709)
         DC    A(ML05710)
         DC    A(ML05711)
         DC    A(ML05712)
         DC    A(ML05713)
         DC    A(ML05714)
         DC    A(ML05715)
         DC    A(ML05716)
         DC    A(ML05717)
         DC    A(ML05718)
         DC    A(ML05719)
         DC    A(ML05720)
         DC    A(ML05721)
         DC    A(ML05722)
         DC    A(ML05723)
         DC    A(ML05724)
         DC    A(ML05725)
         DC    A(ML05726)
         DC    A(ML05727)
         DC    A(ML05728)
         DC    A(ML05729)
         DC    A(ML05730)
         DC    A(ML05731)
         DC    A(ML05732)
         DC    A(ML05733)
         DC    A(ML05734)
         DC    A(ML05735)
         DC    A(ML05736)
         DC    A(ML05737)
         DC    A(ML05738)
         DC    A(ML05739)
         DC    A(ML05740)
         DC    A(ML05741)
         DC    A(ML05742)
         DC    A(ML05743)
         DC    A(ML05744)
         DC    A(ML05745)
         DC    A(ML05746)
         DC    A(ML05747)
         DC    A(ML05748)
         DC    A(ML05749)
         DC    A(ML05750)
         DC    A(ML05751)
         DC    A(ML05752)
         DC    A(ML05753)
         DC    A(ML05754)
         DC    A(ML05755)
         DC    A(ML05756)
         DC    A(ML05757)
         DC    A(ML05758)
         DC    A(ML05759)
         DC    A(ML05760)
         DC    A(ML05761)
         DC    A(ML05762)
         DC    A(ML05763)
         DC    A(ML05764)
         DC    A(ML05765)
         DC    A(ML05766)
         DC    A(ML05767)
         DC    A(ML05768)
         DC    A(ML05769)
         DC    A(ML05770)
         DC    A(ML05771)
         DC    A(ML05772)
         DC    A(ML05773)
         DC    A(ML05774)
         DC    A(ML05775)
         DC    A(ML05776)
         DC    A(ML05777)
         DC    A(ML05778)
         DC    A(ML05779)
         DC    A(ML05780)
         DC    A(ML05781)
         DC    A(ML05782)
         DC    A(ML05783)
         DC    A(ML05784)
         DC    A(ML05785)
         DC    A(ML05786)
         DC    A(ML05787)
         DC    A(ML05788)
         DC    A(ML05789)
         DC    A(ML05790)
         DC    A(ML05791)
         DC    A(ML05792)
         DC    A(ML05793)
         DC    A(ML05794)
         DC    A(ML05795)
         DC    A(ML05796)
         DC    A(ML05797)
         DC    A(ML05798)
         DC    A(ML05799)
         DC    A(ML05800)
         DC    A(ML05801)
         DC    A(ML05802)
         DC    A(ML05803)
         DC    A(ML05804)
         DC    A(ML05805)
         DC    A(ML05806)
         DC    A(ML05807)
         DC    A(ML05808)
         DC    A(ML05809)
         DC    A(ML05810)
         DC    A(ML05811)
         DC    A(ML05812)
         DC    A(ML05813)
         DC    A(ML05814)
         DC    A(ML05815)
         DC    A(ML05816)
         DC    A(ML05817)
         DC    A(ML05818)
         DC    A(ML05819)
         DC    A(ML05820)
         DC    A(ML05821)
         DC    A(ML05822)
         DC    A(ML05823)
         DC    A(ML05824)
         DC    A(ML05825)
         DC    A(ML05826)
         DC    A(ML05827)
         DC    A(ML05828)
         DC    A(ML05829)
         DC    A(ML05830)
         DC    A(ML05831)
         DC    A(ML05832)
         DC    A(ML05833)
         DC    A(ML05834)
         DC    A(ML05835)
         DC    A(ML05836)
         DC    A(ML05837)
         DC    A(ML05838)
         DC    A(ML05839)
         DC    A(ML05840)
         DC    A(ML05841)
         DC    A(ML05842)
         DC    A(ML05843)
         DC    A(ML05844)
         DC    A(ML05845)
         DC    A(ML05846)
         DC    A(ML05847)
         DC    A(ML05848)
         DC    A(ML05849)
         DC    A(ML05850)
         DC    A(ML05851)
         DC    A(ML05852)
         DC    A(ML05853)
         DC    A(ML05854)
         DC    A(ML05855)
         DC    A(ML05856)
         DC    A(ML05857)
         DC    A(ML05858)
         DC    A(ML05859)
         DC    A(ML05860)
         DC    A(ML05861)
         DC    A(ML05862)
         DC    A(ML05863)
         DC    A(ML05864)
         DC    A(ML05865)
         DC    A(ML05866)
         DC    A(ML05867)
         DC    A(ML05868)
         DC    A(ML05869)
         DC    A(ML05870)
         DC    A(ML05871)
         DC    A(ML05872)
         DC    A(ML05873)
         DC    A(ML05874)
         DC    A(ML05875)
         DC    A(ML05876)
         DC    A(ML05877)
         DC    A(ML05878)
         DC    A(ML05879)
         DC    A(ML05880)
         DC    A(ML05881)
         DC    A(ML05882)
         DC    A(ML05883)
         DC    A(ML05884)
         DC    A(ML05885)
         DC    A(ML05886)
         DC    A(ML05887)
         DC    A(ML05888)
         DC    A(ML05889)
         DC    A(ML05890)
         DC    A(ML05891)
         DC    A(ML05892)
         DC    A(ML05893)
         DC    A(ML05894)
         DC    A(ML05895)
         DC    A(ML05896)
         DC    A(ML05897)
         DC    A(ML05898)
         DC    A(ML05899)
         DC    A(ML05900)
         DC    A(ML05901)
         DC    A(ML05902)
         DC    A(ML05903)
         DC    A(ML05904)
         DC    A(ML05905)
         DC    A(ML05906)
         DC    A(ML05907)
         DC    A(ML05908)
         DC    A(ML05909)
         DC    A(ML05910)
         DC    A(ML05911)
         DC    A(ML05912)
         DC    A(ML05913)
         DC    A(ML05914)
         DC    A(ML05915)
         DC    A(ML05916)
         DC    A(ML05917)
         DC    A(ML05918)
         DC    A(ML05919)
         DC    A(ML05920)
         DC    A(ML05921)
         DC    A(ML05922)
         DC    A(ML05923)
         DC    A(ML05924)
         DC    A(ML05925)
         DC    A(ML05926)
         DC    A(ML05927)
         DC    A(ML05928)
         DC    A(ML05929)
         DC    A(ML05930)
         DC    A(ML05931)
         DC    A(ML05932)
         DC    A(ML05933)
         DC    A(ML05934)
         DC    A(ML05935)
         DC    A(ML05936)
         DC    A(ML05937)
         DC    A(ML05938)
         DC    A(ML05939)
         DC    A(ML05940)
         DC    A(ML05941)
         DC    A(ML05942)
         DC    A(ML05943)
         DC    A(ML05944)
         DC    A(ML05945)
         DC    A(ML05946)
         DC    A(ML05947)
         DC    A(ML05948)
         DC    A(ML05949)
         DC    A(ML05950)
         DC    A(ML05951)
         DC    A(ML05952)
         DC    A(ML05953)
         DC    A(ML05954)
         DC    A(ML05955)
         DC    A(ML05956)
         DC    A(ML05957)
         DC    A(ML05958)
         DC    A(ML05959)
         DC    A(ML05960)
         DC    A(ML05961)
         DC    A(ML05962)
         DC    A(ML05963)
         DC    A(ML05964)
         DC    A(ML05965)
         DC    A(ML05966)
         DC    A(ML05967)
         DC    A(ML05968)
         DC    A(ML05969)
         DC    A(ML05970)
         DC    A(ML05971)
         DC    A(ML05972)
         DC    A(ML05973)
         DC    A(ML05974)
         DC    A(ML05975)
         DC    A(ML05976)
         DC    A(ML05977)
         DC    A(ML05978)
         DC    A(ML05979)
         DC    A(ML05980)
         DC    A(ML05981)
         DC    A(ML05982)
         DC    A(ML05983)
         DC    A(ML05984)
         DC    A(ML05985)
         DC    A(ML05986)
         DC    A(ML05987)
         DC    A(ML05988)
         DC    A(ML05989)
         DC    A(ML05990)
         DC    A(ML05991)
         DC    A(ML05992)
         DC    A(ML05993)
         DC    A(ML05994)
         DC    A(ML05995)
         DC    A(ML05996)
         DC    A(ML05997)
         DC    A(ML05998)
         DC    A(ML05999)
         DC    A(ML06000)
         DC    A(ML06001)
         DC    A(ML06002)
         DC    A(ML06003)
         DC    A(ML06004)
         DC    A(ML06005)
         DC    A(ML06006)
         DC    A(ML06007)
         DC    A(ML06008)
         DC    A(ML06009)
         DC    A(ML06010)
         DC    A(ML06011)
         DC    A(ML06012)
         DC    A(ML06013)
         DC    A(ML06014)
         DC    A(ML06015)
         DC    A(ML06016)
         DC    A(ML06017)
         DC    A(ML06018)
         DC    A(ML06019)
         DC    A(ML06020)
         DC    A(ML06021)
         DC    A(ML06022)
         DC    A(ML06023)
         DC    A(ML06024)
         DC    A(ML06025)
         DC    A(ML06026)
         DC    A(ML06027)
         DC    A(ML06028)
         DC    A(ML06029)
         DC    A(ML06030)
         DC    A(ML06031)
         DC    A(ML06032)
         DC    A(ML06033)
         DC    A(ML06034)
         DC    A(ML06035)
         DC    A(ML06036)
         DC    A(ML06037)
         DC    A(ML06038)
         DC    A(ML06039)
         DC    A(ML06040)
         DC    A(ML06041)
         DC    A(ML06042)
         DC    A(ML06043)
         DC    A(ML06044)
         DC    A(ML06045)
         DC    A(ML06046)
         DC    A(ML06047)
         DC    A(ML06048)
         DC    A(ML06049)
         DC    A(ML06050)
         DC    A(ML06051)
         DC    A(ML06052)
         DC    A(ML06053)
         DC    A(ML06054)
         DC    A(ML06055)
         DC    A(ML06056)
         DC    A(ML06057)
         DC    A(ML06058)
         DC    A(ML06059)
         DC    A(ML06060)
         DC    A(ML06061)
         DC    A(ML06062)
         DC    A(ML06063)
         DC    A(ML06064)
         DC    A(ML06065)
         DC    A(ML06066)
         DC    A(ML06067)
         DC    A(ML06068)
         DC    A(ML06069)
         DC    A(ML06070)
         DC    A(ML06071)
         DC    A(ML06072)
         DC    A(ML06073)
         DC    A(ML06074)
         DC    A(ML06075)
         DC    A(ML06076)
         DC    A(ML06077)
         DC    A(ML06078)
         DC    A(ML06079)
         DC    A(ML06080)
         DC    A(ML06081)
         DC    A(ML06082)
         DC    A(ML06083)
         DC    A(ML06084)
         DC    A(ML06085)
         DC    A(ML06086)
         DC    A(ML06087)
         DC    A(ML06088)
         DC    A(ML06089)
         DC    A(ML06090)
         DC    A(ML06091)
         DC    A(ML06092)
         DC    A(ML06093)
         DC    A(ML06094)
         DC    A(ML06095)
         DC    A(ML06096)
         DC    A(ML06097)
         DC    A(ML06098)
         DC    A(ML06099)
         DC    A(ML06100)
         DC    A(ML06101)
         DC    A(ML06102)
         DC    A(ML06103)
         DC    A(ML06104)
         DC    A(ML06105)
         DC    A(ML06106)
         DC    A(ML06107)
         DC    A(ML06108)
         DC    A(ML06109)
         DC    A(ML06110)
         DC    A(ML06111)
         DC    A(ML06112)
         DC    A(ML06113)
         DC    A(ML06114)
         DC    A(ML06115)
         DC    A(ML06116)
         DC    A(ML06117)
         DC    A(ML06118)
         DC    A(ML06119)
         DC    A(ML06120)
         DC    A(ML06121)
         DC    A(ML06122)
         DC    A(ML06123)
         DC    A(ML06124)
         DC    A(ML06125)
         DC    A(ML06126)
         DC    A(ML06127)
         DC    A(ML06128)
         DC    A(ML06129)
         DC    A(ML06130)
         DC    A(ML06131)
         DC    A(ML06132)
         DC    A(ML06133)
         DC    A(ML06134)
         DC    A(ML06135)
         DC    A(ML06136)
         DC    A(ML06137)
         DC    A(ML06138)
         DC    A(ML06139)
         DC    A(ML06140)
         DC    A(ML06141)
         DC    A(ML06142)
         DC    A(ML06143)
         DC    A(ML06144)
         DC    A(ML06145)
         DC    A(ML06146)
         DC    A(ML06147)
         DC    A(ML06148)
         DC    A(ML06149)
         DC    A(ML06150)
         DC    A(ML06151)
         DC    A(ML06152)
         DC    A(ML06153)
         DC    A(ML06154)
         DC    A(ML06155)
         DC    A(ML06156)
         DC    A(ML06157)
         DC    A(ML06158)
         DC    A(ML06159)
         DC    A(ML06160)
         DC    A(ML06161)
         DC    A(ML06162)
         DC    A(ML06163)
         DC    A(ML06164)
         DC    A(ML06165)
         DC    A(ML06166)
         DC    A(ML06167)
         DC    A(ML06168)
         DC    A(ML06169)
         DC    A(ML06170)
         DC    A(ML06171)
         DC    A(ML06172)
         DC    A(ML06173)
         DC    A(ML06174)
         DC    A(ML06175)
         DC    A(ML06176)
         DC    A(ML06177)
         DC    A(ML06178)
         DC    A(ML06179)
         DC    A(ML06180)
         DC    A(ML06181)
         DC    A(ML06182)
         DC    A(ML06183)
         DC    A(ML06184)
         DC    A(ML06185)
         DC    A(ML06186)
         DC    A(ML06187)
         DC    A(ML06188)
         DC    A(ML06189)
         DC    A(ML06190)
         DC    A(ML06191)
         DC    A(ML06192)
         DC    A(ML06193)
         DC    A(ML06194)
         DC    A(ML06195)
         DC    A(ML06196)
         DC    A(ML06197)
         DC    A(ML06198)
         DC    A(ML06199)
         DC    A(ML06200)
         DC    A(ML06201)
         DC    A(ML06202)
         DC    A(ML06203)
         DC    A(ML06204)
         DC    A(ML06205)
         DC    A(ML06206)
         DC    A(ML06207)
         DC    A(ML06208)
         DC    A(ML06209)
         DC    A(ML06210)
         DC    A(ML06211)
         DC    A(ML06212)
         DC    A(ML06213)
         DC    A(ML06214)
         DC    A(ML06215)
         DC    A(ML06216)
         DC    A(ML06217)
         DC    A(ML06218)
         DC    A(ML06219)
         DC    A(ML06220)
         DC    A(ML06221)
         DC    A(ML06222)
         DC    A(ML06223)
         DC    A(ML06224)
         DC    A(ML06225)
         DC    A(ML06226)
         DC    A(ML06227)
         DC    A(ML06228)
         DC    A(ML06229)
         DC    A(ML06230)
         DC    A(ML06231)
         DC    A(ML06232)
         DC    A(ML06233)
         DC    A(ML06234)
         DC    A(ML06235)
         DC    A(ML06236)
         DC    A(ML06237)
         DC    A(ML06238)
         DC    A(ML06239)
         DC    A(ML06240)
         DC    A(ML06241)
         DC    A(ML06242)
         DC    A(ML06243)
         DC    A(ML06244)
         DC    A(ML06245)
         DC    A(ML06246)
         DC    A(ML06247)
         DC    A(ML06248)
         DC    A(ML06249)
         DC    A(ML06250)
         DC    A(ML06251)
         DC    A(ML06252)
         DC    A(ML06253)
         DC    A(ML06254)
         DC    A(ML06255)
         DC    A(ML06256)
         DC    A(ML06257)
         DC    A(ML06258)
         DC    A(ML06259)
         DC    A(ML06260)
         DC    A(ML06261)
         DC    A(ML06262)
         DC    A(ML06263)
         DC    A(ML06264)
         DC    A(ML06265)
         DC    A(ML06266)
         DC    A(ML06267)
         DC    A(ML06268)
         DC    A(ML06269)
         DC    A(ML06270)
         DC    A(ML06271)
         DC    A(ML06272)
         DC    A(ML06273)
         DC    A(ML06274)
         DC    A(ML06275)
         DC    A(ML06276)
         DC    A(ML06277)
         DC    A(ML06278)
         DC    A(ML06279)
         DC    A(ML06280)
         DC    A(ML06281)
         DC    A(ML06282)
         DC    A(ML06283)
         DC    A(ML06284)
         DC    A(ML06285)
         DC    A(ML06286)
         DC    A(ML06287)
         DC    A(ML06288)
         DC    A(ML06289)
         DC    A(ML06290)
         DC    A(ML06291)
         DC    A(ML06292)
         DC    A(ML06293)
         DC    A(ML06294)
         DC    A(ML06295)
         DC    A(ML06296)
         DC    A(ML06297)
         DC    A(ML06298)
         DC    A(ML06299)
         DC    A(ML06300)
         DC    A(ML06301)
         DC    A(ML06302)
         DC    A(ML06303)
         DC    A(ML06304)
         DC    A(ML06305)
         DC    A(ML06306)
         DC    A(ML06307)
         DC    A(ML06308)
         DC    A(ML06309)
         DC    A(ML06310)
         DC    A(ML06311)
         DC    A(ML06312)
         DC    A(ML06313)
         DC    A(ML06314)
         DC    A(ML06315)
         DC    A(ML06316)
         DC    A(ML06317)
         DC    A(ML06318)
         DC    A(ML06319)
         DC    A(ML06320)
         DC    A(ML06321)
         DC    A(ML06322)
         DC    A(ML06323)
         DC    A(ML06324)
         DC    A(ML06325)
         DC    A(ML06326)
         DC    A(ML06327)
         DC    A(ML06328)
         DC    A(ML06329)
         DC    A(ML06330)
         DC    A(ML06331)
         DC    A(ML06332)
         DC    A(ML06333)
         DC    A(ML06334)
         DC    A(ML06335)
         DC    A(ML06336)
         DC    A(ML06337)
         DC    A(ML06338)
         DC    A(ML06339)
         DC    A(ML06340)
         DC    A(ML06341)
         DC    A(ML06342)
         DC    A(ML06343)
         DC    A(ML06344)
         DC    A(ML06345)
         DC    A(ML06346)
         DC    A(ML06347)
         DC    A(ML06348)
         DC    A(ML06349)
         DC    A(ML06350)
         DC    A(ML06351)
         DC    A(ML06352)
         DC    A(ML06353)
         DC    A(ML06354)
         DC    A(ML06355)
         DC    A(ML06356)
         DC    A(ML06357)
         DC    A(ML06358)
         DC    A(ML06359)
         DC    A(ML06360)
         DC    A(ML06361)
         DC    A(ML06362)
         DC    A(ML06363)
         DC    A(ML06364)
         DC    A(ML06365)
         DC    A(ML06366)
         DC    A(ML06367)
         DC    A(ML06368)
         DC    A(ML06369)
         DC    A(ML06370)
         DC    A(ML06371)
         DC    A(ML06372)
         DC    A(ML06373)
         DC    A(ML06374)
         DC    A(ML06375)
         DC    A(ML06376)
         DC    A(ML06377)
         DC    A(ML06378)
         DC    A(ML06379)
         DC    A(ML06380)
         DC    A(ML06381)
         DC    A(ML06382)
         DC    A(ML06383)
         DC    A(ML06384)
         DC    A(ML06385)
         DC    A(ML06386)
         DC    A(ML06387)
         DC    A(ML06388)
         DC    A(ML06389)
         DC    A(ML06390)
         DC    A(ML06391)
         DC    A(ML06392)
         DC    A(ML06393)
         DC    A(ML06394)
         DC    A(ML06395)
         DC    A(ML06396)
         DC    A(ML06397)
         DC    A(ML06398)
         DC    A(ML06399)
         DC    A(ML06400)
         DC    A(ML06401)
         DC    A(ML06402)
         DC    A(ML06403)
         DC    A(ML06404)
         DC    A(ML06405)
         DC    A(ML06406)
         DC    A(ML06407)
         DC    A(ML06408)
         DC    A(ML06409)
         DC    A(ML06410)
         DC    A(ML06411)
         DC    A(ML06412)
         DC    A(ML06413)
         DC    A(ML06414)
         DC    A(ML06415)
         DC    A(ML06416)
         DC    A(ML06417)
         DC    A(ML06418)
         DC    A(ML06419)
         DC    A(ML06420)
         DC    A(ML06421)
         DC    A(ML06422)
         DC    A(ML06423)
         DC    A(ML06424)
         DC    A(ML06425)
         DC    A(ML06426)
         DC    A(ML06427)
         DC    A(ML06428)
         DC    A(ML06429)
         DC    A(ML06430)
         DC    A(ML06431)
         DC    A(ML06432)
         DC    A(ML06433)
         DC    A(ML06434)
         DC    A(ML06435)
         DC    A(ML06436)
         DC    A(ML06437)
         DC    A(ML06438)
         DC    A(ML06439)
         DC    A(ML06440)
         DC    A(ML06441)
         DC    A(ML06442)
         DC    A(ML06443)
         DC    A(ML06444)
         DC    A(ML06445)
         DC    A(ML06446)
         DC    A(ML06447)
         DC    A(ML06448)
         DC    A(ML06449)
         DC    A(ML06450)
         DC    A(ML06451)
         DC    A(ML06452)
         DC    A(ML06453)
         DC    A(ML06454)
         DC    A(ML06455)
         DC    A(ML06456)
         DC    A(ML06457)
         DC    A(ML06458)
         DC    A(ML06459)
         DC    A(ML06460)
         DC    A(ML06461)
         DC    A(ML06462)
         DC    A(ML06463)
         DC    A(ML06464)
         DC    A(ML06465)
         DC    A(ML06466)
         DC    A(ML06467)
         DC    A(ML06468)
         DC    A(ML06469)
         DC    A(ML06470)
         DC    A(ML06471)
         DC    A(ML06472)
         DC    A(ML06473)
         DC    A(ML06474)
         DC    A(ML06475)
         DC    A(ML06476)
         DC    A(ML06477)
         DC    A(ML06478)
         DC    A(ML06479)
         DC    A(ML06480)
         DC    A(ML06481)
         DC    A(ML06482)
         DC    A(ML06483)
         DC    A(ML06484)
         DC    A(ML06485)
         DC    A(ML06486)
         DC    A(ML06487)
         DC    A(ML06488)
         DC    A(ML06489)
         DC    A(ML06490)
         DC    A(ML06491)
         DC    A(ML06492)
         DC    A(ML06493)
         DC    A(ML06494)
         DC    A(ML06495)
         DC    A(ML06496)
         DC    A(ML06497)
         DC    A(ML06498)
         DC    A(ML06499)
         DC    A(ML06500)
         DC    A(ML06501)
         DC    A(ML06502)
         DC    A(ML06503)
         DC    A(ML06504)
         DC    A(ML06505)
         DC    A(ML06506)
         DC    A(ML06507)
         DC    A(ML06508)
         DC    A(ML06509)
         DC    A(ML06510)
         DC    A(ML06511)
         DC    A(ML06512)
         DC    A(ML06513)
         DC    A(ML06514)
         DC    A(ML06515)
         DC    A(ML06516)
         DC    A(ML06517)
         DC    A(ML06518)
         DC    A(ML06519)
         DC    A(ML06520)
         DC    A(ML06521)
         DC    A(ML06522)
         DC    A(ML06523)
         DC    A(ML06524)
         DC    A(ML06525)
         DC    A(ML06526)
         DC    A(ML06527)
         DC    A(ML06528)
         DC    A(ML06529)
         DC    A(ML06530)
         DC    A(ML06531)
         DC    A(ML06532)
         DC    A(ML06533)
         DC    A(ML06534)
         DC    A(ML06535)
         DC    A(ML06536)
         DC    A(ML06537)
         DC    A(ML06538)
         DC    A(ML06539)
         DC    A(ML06540)
         DC    A(ML06541)
         DC    A(ML06542)
         DC    A(ML06543)
         DC    A(ML06544)
         DC    A(ML06545)
         DC    A(ML06546)
         DC    A(ML06547)
         DC    A(ML06548)
         DC    A(ML06549)
         DC    A(ML06550)
         DC    A(ML06551)
         DC    A(ML06552)
         DC    A(ML06553)
         DC    A(ML06554)
         DC    A(ML06555)
         DC    A(ML06556)
         DC    A(ML06557)
         DC    A(ML06558)
         DC    A(ML06559)
         DC    A(ML06560)
         DC    A(ML06561)
         DC    A(ML06562)
         DC    A(ML06563)
         DC    A(ML06564)
         DC    A(ML06565)
         DC    A(ML06566)
         DC    A(ML06567)
         DC    A(ML06568)
         DC    A(ML06569)
         DC    A(ML06570)
         DC    A(ML06571)
         DC    A(ML06572)
         DC    A(ML06573)
         DC    A(ML06574)
         DC    A(ML06575)
         DC    A(ML06576)
         DC    A(ML06577)
         DC    A(ML06578)
         DC    A(ML06579)
         DC    A(ML06580)
         DC    A(ML06581)
         DC    A(ML06582)
         DC    A(ML06583)
         DC    A(ML06584)
         DC    A(ML06585)
         DC    A(ML06586)
         DC    A(ML06587)
         DC    A(ML06588)
         DC    A(ML06589)
         DC    A(ML06590)
         DC    A(ML06591)
         DC    A(ML06592)
         DC    A(ML06593)
         DC    A(ML06594)
         DC    A(ML06595)
         DC    A(ML06596)
         DC    A(ML06597)
         DC    A(ML06598)
         DC    A(ML06599)
         DC    A(ML06600)
         DC    A(ML06601)
         DC    A(ML06602)
         DC    A(ML06603)
         DC    A(ML06604)
         DC    A(ML06605)
         DC    A(ML06606)
         DC    A(ML06607)
         DC    A(ML06608)
         DC    A(ML06609)
         DC    A(ML06610)
         DC    A(ML06611)
         DC    A(ML06612)
         DC    A(ML06613)
         DC    A(ML06614)
         DC    A(ML06615)
         DC    A(ML06616)
         DC    A(ML06617)
         DC    A(ML06618)
         DC    A(ML06619)
         DC    A(ML06620)
         DC    A(ML06621)
         DC    A(ML06622)
         DC    A(ML06623)
         DC    A(ML06624)
         DC    A(ML06625)
         DC    A(ML06626)
         DC    A(ML06627)
         DC    A(ML06628)
         DC    A(ML06629)
         DC    A(ML06630)
         DC    A(ML06631)
         DC    A(ML06632)
         DC    A(ML06633)
         DC    A(ML06634)
         DC    A(ML06635)
         DC    A(ML06636)
         DC    A(ML06637)
         DC    A(ML06638)
         DC    A(ML06639)
         DC    A(ML06640)
         DC    A(ML06641)
         DC    A(ML06642)
         DC    A(ML06643)
         DC    A(ML06644)
         DC    A(ML06645)
         DC    A(ML06646)
         DC    A(ML06647)
         DC    A(ML06648)
         DC    A(ML06649)
         DC    A(ML06650)
         DC    A(ML06651)
         DC    A(ML06652)
         DC    A(ML06653)
         DC    A(ML06654)
         DC    A(ML06655)
         DC    A(ML06656)
         DC    A(ML06657)
         DC    A(ML06658)
         DC    A(ML06659)
         DC    A(ML06660)
         DC    A(ML06661)
         DC    A(ML06662)
         DC    A(ML06663)
         DC    A(ML06664)
         DC    A(ML06665)
         DC    A(ML06666)
         DC    A(ML06667)
         DC    A(ML06668)
         DC    A(ML06669)
         DC    A(ML06670)
         DC    A(ML06671)
         DC    A(ML06672)
         DC    A(ML06673)
         DC    A(ML06674)
         DC    A(ML06675)
         DC    A(ML06676)
         DC    A(ML06677)
         DC    A(ML06678)
         DC    A(ML06679)
         DC    A(ML06680)
         DC    A(ML06681)
         DC    A(ML06682)
         DC    A(ML06683)
         DC    A(ML06684)
         DC    A(ML06685)
         DC    A(ML06686)
         DC    A(ML06687)
         DC    A(ML06688)
         DC    A(ML06689)
         DC    A(ML06690)
         DC    A(ML06691)
         DC    A(ML06692)
         DC    A(ML06693)
         DC    A(ML06694)
         DC    A(ML06695)
         DC    A(ML06696)
         DC    A(ML06697)
         DC    A(ML06698)
         DC    A(ML06699)
         DC    A(ML06700)
         DC    A(ML06701)
         DC    A(ML06702)
         DC    A(ML06703)
         DC    A(ML06704)
         DC    A(ML06705)
         DC    A(ML06706)
         DC    A(ML06707)
         DC    A(ML06708)
         DC    A(ML06709)
         DC    A(ML06710)
         DC    A(ML06711)
         DC    A(ML06712)
         DC    A(ML06713)
         DC    A(ML06714)
         DC    A(ML06715)
         DC    A(ML06716)
         DC    A(ML06717)
         DC    A(ML06718)
         DC    A(ML06719)
         DC    A(ML06720)
         DC    A(ML06721)
         DC    A(ML06722)
         DC    A(ML06723)
         DC    A(ML06724)
         DC    A(ML06725)
         DC    A(ML06726)
         DC    A(ML06727)
         DC    A(ML06728)
         DC    A(ML06729)
         DC    A(ML06730)
         DC    A(ML06731)
         DC    A(ML06732)
         DC    A(ML06733)
         DC    A(ML06734)
         DC    A(ML06735)
         DC    A(ML06736)
         DC    A(ML06737)
         DC    A(ML06738)
         DC    A(ML06739)
         DC    A(ML06740)
         DC    A(ML06741)
         DC    A(ML06742)
         DC    A(ML06743)
         DC    A(ML06744)
         DC    A(ML06745)
         DC    A(ML06746)
         DC    A(ML06747)
         DC    A(ML06748)
         DC    A(ML06749)
         DC    A(ML06750)
         DC    A(ML06751)
         DC    A(ML06752)
         DC    A(ML06753)
         DC    A(ML06754)
         DC    A(ML06755)
         DC    A(ML06756)
         DC    A(ML06757)
         DC    A(ML06758)
         DC    A(ML06759)
         DC    A(ML06760)
         DC    A(ML06761)
         DC    A(ML06762)
         DC    A(ML06763)
         DC    A(ML06764)
         DC    A(ML06765)
         DC    A(ML06766)
         DC    A(ML06767)
         DC    A(ML06768)
         DC    A(ML06769)
         DC    A(ML06770)
         DC    A(ML06771)
         DC    A(ML06772)
         DC    A(ML06773)
         DC    A(ML06774)
         DC    A(ML06775)
         DC    A(ML06776)
         DC    A(ML06777)
         DC    A(ML06778)
         DC    A(ML06779)
         DC    A(ML06780)
         DC    A(ML06781)
         DC    A(ML06782)
         DC    A(ML06783)
         DC    A(ML06784)
         DC    A(ML06785)
         DC    A(ML06786)
         DC    A(ML06787)
         DC    A(ML06788)
         DC    A(ML06789)
         DC    A(ML06790)
         DC    A(ML06791)
         DC    A(ML06792)
         DC    A(ML06793)
         DC    A(ML06794)
         DC    A(ML06795)
         DC    A(ML06796)
         DC    A(ML06797)
         DC    A(ML06798)
         DC    A(ML06799)
         DC    A(ML06800)
         DC    A(ML06801)
         DC    A(ML06802)
         DC    A(ML06803)
         DC    A(ML06804)
         DC    A(ML06805)
         DC    A(ML06806)
         DC    A(ML06807)
         DC    A(ML06808)
         DC    A(ML06809)
         DC    A(ML06810)
         DC    A(ML06811)
         DC    A(ML06812)
         DC    A(ML06813)
         DC    A(ML06814)
         DC    A(ML06815)
         DC    A(ML06816)
         DC    A(ML06817)
         DC    A(ML06818)
         DC    A(ML06819)
         DC    A(ML06820)
         DC    A(ML06821)
         DC    A(ML06822)
         DC    A(ML06823)
         DC    A(ML06824)
         DC    A(ML06825)
         DC    A(ML06826)
         DC    A(ML06827)
         DC    A(ML06828)
         DC    A(ML06829)
         DC    A(ML06830)
         DC    A(ML06831)
         DC    A(ML06832)
         DC    A(ML06833)
         DC    A(ML06834)
         DC    A(ML06835)
         DC    A(ML06836)
         DC    A(ML06837)
         DC    A(ML06838)
         DC    A(ML06839)
         DC    A(ML06840)
         DC    A(ML06841)
         DC    A(ML06842)
         DC    A(ML06843)
         DC    A(ML06844)
         DC    A(ML06845)
         DC    A(ML06846)
         DC    A(ML06847)
         DC    A(ML06848)
         DC    A(ML06849)
         DC    A(ML06850)
         DC    A(ML06851)
         DC    A(ML06852)
         DC    A(ML06853)
         DC    A(ML06854)
         DC    A(ML06855)
         DC    A(ML06856)
         DC    A(ML06857)
         DC    A(ML06858)
         DC    A(ML06859)
         DC    A(ML06860)
         DC    A(ML06861)
         DC    A(ML06862)
         DC    A(ML06863)
         DC    A(ML06864)
         DC    A(ML06865)
         DC    A(ML06866)
         DC    A(ML06867)
         DC    A(ML06868)
         DC    A(ML06869)
         DC    A(ML06870)
         DC    A(ML06871)
         DC    A(ML06872)
         DC    A(ML06873)
         DC    A(ML06874)
         DC    A(ML06875)
         DC    A(ML06876)
         DC    A(ML06877)
         DC    A(ML06878)
         DC    A(ML06879)
         DC    A(ML06880)
         DC    A(ML06881)
         DC    A(ML06882)
         DC    A(ML06883)
         DC    A(ML06884)
         DC    A(ML06885)
         DC    A(ML06886)
         DC    A(ML06887)
         DC    A(ML06888)
         DC    A(ML06889)
         DC    A(ML06890)
         DC    A(ML06891)
         DC    A(ML06892)
         DC    A(ML06893)
         DC    A(ML06894)
         DC    A(ML06895)
         DC    A(ML06896)
         DC    A(ML06897)
         DC    A(ML06898)
         DC    A(ML06899)
         DC    A(ML06900)
         DC    A(ML06901)
         DC    A(ML06902)
         DC    A(ML06903)
         DC    A(ML06904)
         DC    A(ML06905)
         DC    A(ML06906)
         DC    A(ML06907)
         DC    A(ML06908)
         DC    A(ML06909)
         DC    A(ML06910)
         DC    A(ML06911)
         DC    A(ML06912)
         DC    A(ML06913)
         DC    A(ML06914)
         DC    A(ML06915)
         DC    A(ML06916)
         DC    A(ML06917)
         DC    A(ML06918)
         DC    A(ML06919)
         DC    A(ML06920)
         DC    A(ML06921)
         DC    A(ML06922)
         DC    A(ML06923)
         DC    A(ML06924)
         DC    A(ML06925)
         DC    A(ML06926)
         DC    A(ML06927)
         DC    A(ML06928)
         DC    A(ML06929)
         DC    A(ML06930)
         DC    A(ML06931)
         DC    A(ML06932)
         DC    A(ML06933)
         DC    A(ML06934)
         DC    A(ML06935)
         DC    A(ML06936)
         DC    A(ML06937)
         DC    A(ML06938)
         DC    A(ML06939)
         DC    A(ML06940)
         DC    A(ML06941)
         DC    A(ML06942)
         DC    A(ML06943)
         DC    A(ML06944)
         DC    A(ML06945)
         DC    A(ML06946)
         DC    A(ML06947)
         DC    A(ML06948)
         DC    A(ML06949)
         DC    A(ML06950)
         DC    A(ML06951)
         DC    A(ML06952)
         DC    A(ML06953)
         DC    A(ML06954)
         DC    A(ML06955)
         DC    A(ML06956)
         DC    A(ML06957)
         DC    A(ML06958)
         DC    A(ML06959)
         DC    A(ML06960)
         DC    A(ML06961)
         DC    A(ML06962)
         DC    A(ML06963)
         DC    A(ML06964)
         DC    A(ML06965)
         DC    A(ML06966)
         DC    A(ML06967)
         DC    A(ML06968)
         DC    A(ML06969)
         DC    A(ML06970)
         DC    A(ML06971)
         DC    A(ML06972)
         DC    A(ML06973)
         DC    A(ML06974)
         DC    A(ML06975)
         DC    A(ML06976)
         DC    A(ML06977)
         DC    A(ML06978)
         DC    A(ML06979)
         DC    A(ML06980)
         DC    A(ML06981)
         DC    A(ML06982)
         DC    A(ML06983)
         DC    A(ML06984)
         DC    A(ML06985)
         DC    A(ML06986)
         DC    A(ML06987)
         DC    A(ML06988)
         DC    A(ML06989)
         DC    A(ML06990)
         DC    A(ML06991)
         DC    A(ML06992)
         DC    A(ML06993)
         DC    A(ML06994)
         DC    A(ML06995)
         DC    A(ML06996)
         DC    A(ML06997)
         DC    A(ML06998)
         DC    A(ML06999)
         DC    A(ML07000)
         DC    A(ML07001)
         DC    A(ML07002)
         DC    A(ML07003)
         DC    A(ML07004)
         DC    A(ML07005)
         DC    A(ML07006)
         DC    A(ML07007)
         DC    A(ML07008)
         DC    A(ML07009)
         DC    A(ML07010)
         DC    A(ML07011)
         DC    A(ML07012)
         DC    A(ML07013)
         DC    A(ML07014)
         DC    A(ML07015)
         DC    A(ML07016)
         DC    A(ML07017)
         DC    A(ML07018)
         DC    A(ML07019)
         DC    A(ML07020)
         DC    A(ML07021)
         DC    A(ML07022)
         DC    A(ML07023)
         DC    A(ML07024)
         DC    A(ML07025)
         DC    A(ML07026)
         DC    A(ML07027)
         DC    A(ML07028)
         DC    A(ML07029)
         DC    A(ML07030)
         DC    A(ML07031)
         DC    A(ML07032)
         DC    A(ML07033)
         DC    A(ML07034)
         DC    A(ML07035)
         DC    A(ML07036)
         DC    A(ML07037)
         DC    A(ML07038)
         DC    A(ML07039)
         DC    A(ML07040)
         DC    A(ML07041)
         DC    A(ML07042)
         DC    A(ML07043)
         DC    A(ML07044)
         DC    A(ML07045)
         DC    A(ML07046)
         DC    A(ML07047)
         DC    A(ML07048)
         DC    A(ML07049)
         DC    A(ML07050)
         DC    A(ML07051)
         DC    A(ML07052)
         DC    A(ML07053)
         DC    A(ML07054)
         DC    A(ML07055)
         DC    A(ML07056)
         DC    A(ML07057)
         DC    A(ML07058)
         DC    A(ML07059)
         DC    A(ML07060)
         DC    A(ML07061)
         DC    A(ML07062)
         DC    A(ML07063)
         DC    A(ML07064)
         DC    A(ML07065)
         DC    A(ML07066)
         DC    A(ML07067)
         DC    A(ML07068)
         DC    A(ML07069)
         DC    A(ML07070)
         DC    A(ML07071)
         DC    A(ML07072)
         DC    A(ML07073)
         DC    A(ML07074)
         DC    A(ML07075)
         DC    A(ML07076)
         DC    A(ML07077)
         DC    A(ML07078)
         DC    A(ML07079)
         DC    A(ML07080)
         DC    A(ML07081)
         DC    A(ML07082)
         DC    A(ML07083)
         DC    A(ML07084)
         DC    A(ML07085)
         DC    A(ML07086)
         DC    A(ML07087)
         DC    A(ML07088)
         DC    A(ML07089)
         DC    A(ML07090)
         DC    A(ML07091)
         DC    A(ML07092)
         DC    A(ML07093)
         DC    A(ML07094)
         DC    A(ML07095)
         DC    A(ML07096)
         DC    A(ML07097)
         DC    A(ML07098)
         DC    A(ML07099)
         DC    A(ML07100)
         DC    A(ML07101)
         DC    A(ML07102)
         DC    A(ML07103)
         DC    A(ML07104)
         DC    A(ML07105)
         DC    A(ML07106)
         DC    A(ML07107)
         DC    A(ML07108)
         DC    A(ML07109)
         DC    A(ML07110)
         DC    A(ML07111)
         DC    A(ML07112)
         DC    A(ML07113)
         DC    A(ML07114)
         DC    A(ML07115)
         DC    A(ML07116)
         DC    A(ML07117)
         DC    A(ML07118)
         DC    A(ML07119)
         DC    A(ML07120)
         DC    A(ML07121)
         DC    A(ML07122)
         DC    A(ML07123)
         DC    A(ML07124)
         DC    A(ML07125)
         DC    A(ML07126)
         DC    A(ML07127)
         DC    A(ML07128)
         DC    A(ML07129)
         DC    A(ML07130)
         DC    A(ML07131)
         DC    A(ML07132)
         DC    A(ML07133)
         DC    A(ML07134)
         DC    A(ML07135)
         DC    A(ML07136)
         DC    A(ML07137)
         DC    A(ML07138)
         DC    A(ML07139)
         DC    A(ML07140)
         DC    A(ML07141)
         DC    A(ML07142)
         DC    A(ML07143)
         DC    A(ML07144)
         DC    A(ML07145)
         DC    A(ML07146)
         DC    A(ML07147)
         DC    A(ML07148)
         DC    A(ML07149)
         DC    A(ML07150)
         DC    A(ML07151)
         DC    A(ML07152)
         DC    A(ML07153)
         DC    A(ML07154)
         DC    A(ML07155)
         DC    A(ML07156)
         DC    A(ML07157)
         DC    A(ML07158)
         DC    A(ML07159)
         DC    A(ML07160)
         DC    A(ML07161)
         DC    A(ML07162)
         DC    A(ML07163)
         DC    A(ML07164)
         DC    A(ML07165)
         DC    A(ML07166)
         DC    A(ML07167)
         DC    A(ML07168)
         DC    A(ML07169)
         DC    A(ML07170)
         DC    A(ML07171)
         DC    A(ML07172)
         DC    A(ML07173)
         DC    A(ML07174)
         DC    A(ML07175)
         DC    A(ML07176)
         DC    A(ML07177)
         DC    A(ML07178)
         DC    A(ML07179)
         DC    A(ML07180)
         DC    A(ML07181)
         DC    A(ML07182)
         DC    A(ML07183)
         DC    A(ML07184)
         DC    A(ML07185)
         DC    A(ML07186)
         DC    A(ML07187)
         DC    A(ML07188)
         DC    A(ML07189)
         DC    A(ML07190)
         DC    A(ML07191)
         DC    A(ML07192)
         DC    A(ML07193)
         DC    A(ML07194)
         DC    A(ML07195)
         DC    A(ML07196)
         DC    A(ML07197)
         DC    A(ML07198)
         DC    A(ML07199)
         DC    A(ML07200)
         DC    A(ML07201)
         DC    A(ML07202)
         DC    A(ML07203)
         DC    A(ML07204)
         DC    A(ML07205)
         DC    A(ML07206)
         DC    A(ML07207)
         DC    A(ML07208)
         DC    A(ML07209)
         DC    A(ML07210)
         DC    A(ML07211)
         DC    A(ML07212)
         DC    A(ML07213)
         DC    A(ML07214)
         DC    A(ML07215)
         DC    A(ML07216)
         DC    A(ML07217)
         DC    A(ML07218)
         DC    A(ML07219)
         DC    A(ML07220)
         DC    A(ML07221)
         DC    A(ML07222)
         DC    A(ML07223)
         DC    A(ML07224)
         DC    A(ML07225)
         DC    A(ML07226)
         DC    A(ML07227)
         DC    A(ML07228)
         DC    A(ML07229)
         DC    A(ML07230)
         DC    A(ML07231)
         DC    A(ML07232)
         DC    A(ML07233)
         DC    A(ML07234)
         DC    A(ML07235)
         DC    A(ML07236)
         DC    A(ML07237)
         DC    A(ML07238)
         DC    A(ML07239)
         DC    A(ML07240)
         DC    A(ML07241)
         DC    A(ML07242)
         DC    A(ML07243)
         DC    A(ML07244)
         DC    A(ML07245)
         DC    A(ML07246)
         DC    A(ML07247)
         DC    A(ML07248)
         DC    A(ML07249)
         DC    A(ML07250)
         DC    A(ML07251)
         DC    A(ML07252)
         DC    A(ML07253)
         DC    A(ML07254)
         DC    A(ML07255)
         DC    A(ML07256)
         DC    A(ML07257)
         DC    A(ML07258)
         DC    A(ML07259)
         DC    A(ML07260)
         DC    A(ML07261)
         DC    A(ML07262)
         DC    A(ML07263)
         DC    A(ML07264)
         DC    A(ML07265)
         DC    A(ML07266)
         DC    A(ML07267)
         DC    A(ML07268)
         DC    A(ML07269)
         DC    A(ML07270)
         DC    A(ML07271)
         DC    A(ML07272)
         DC    A(ML07273)
         DC    A(ML07274)
         DC    A(ML07275)
         DC    A(ML07276)
         DC    A(ML07277)
         DC    A(ML07278)
         DC    A(ML07279)
         DC    A(ML07280)
         DC    A(ML07281)
         DC    A(ML07282)
         DC    A(ML07283)
         DC    A(ML07284)
         DC    A(ML07285)
         DC    A(ML07286)
         DC    A(ML07287)
         DC    A(ML07288)
         DC    A(ML07289)
         DC    A(ML07290)
         DC    A(ML07291)
         DC    A(ML07292)
         DC    A(ML07293)
         DC    A(ML07294)
         DC    A(ML07295)
         DC    A(ML07296)
         DC    A(ML07297)
         DC    A(ML07298)
         DC    A(ML07299)
         DC    A(ML07300)
         DC    A(ML07301)
         DC    A(ML07302)
         DC    A(ML07303)
         DC    A(ML07304)
         DC    A(ML07305)
         DC    A(ML07306)
         DC    A(ML07307)
         DC    A(ML07308)
         DC    A(ML07309)
         DC    A(ML07310)
         DC    A(ML07311)
         DC    A(ML07312)
         DC    A(ML07313)
         DC    A(ML07314)
         DC    A(ML07315)
         DC    A(ML07316)
         DC    A(ML07317)
         DC    A(ML07318)
         DC    A(ML07319)
         DC    A(ML07320)
         DC    A(ML07321)
         DC    A(ML07322)
         DC    A(ML07323)
         DC    A(ML07324)
         DC    A(ML07325)
         DC    A(ML07326)
         DC    A(ML07327)
         DC    A(ML07328)
         DC    A(ML07329)
         DC    A(ML07330)
         DC    A(ML07331)
         DC    A(ML07332)
         DC    A(ML07333)
         DC    A(ML07334)
         DC    A(ML07335)
         DC    A(ML07336)
         DC    A(ML07337)
         DC    A(ML07338)
         DC    A(ML07339)
         DC    A(ML07340)
         DC    A(ML07341)
         DC    A(ML07342)
         DC    A(ML07343)
         DC    A(ML07344)
         DC    A(ML07345)
         DC    A(ML07346)
         DC    A(ML07347)
         DC    A(ML07348)
         DC    A(ML07349)
         DC    A(ML07350)
         DC    A(ML07351)
         DC    A(ML07352)
         DC    A(ML07353)
         DC    A(ML07354)
         DC    A(ML07355)
         DC    A(ML07356)
         DC    A(ML07357)
         DC    A(ML07358)
         DC    A(ML07359)
         DC    A(ML07360)
         DC    A(ML07361)
         DC    A(ML07362)
         DC    A(ML07363)
         DC    A(ML07364)
         DC    A(ML07365)
         DC    A(ML07366)
         DC    A(ML07367)
         DC    A(ML07368)
         DC    A(ML07369)
         DC    A(ML07370)
         DC    A(ML07371)
         DC    A(ML07372)
         DC    A(ML07373)
         DC    A(ML07374)
         DC    A(ML07375)
         DC    A(ML07376)
         DC    A(ML07377)
         DC    A(ML07378)
         DC    A(ML07379)
         DC    A(ML07380)
         DC    A(ML07381)
         DC    A(ML07382)
         DC    A(ML07383)
         DC    A(ML07384)
         DC    A(ML07385)
         DC    A(ML07386)
         DC    A(ML07387)
         DC    A(ML07388)
         DC    A(ML07389)
         DC    A(ML07390)
         DC    A(ML07391)
         DC    A(ML07392)
         DC    A(ML07393)
         DC    A(ML07394)
         DC    A(ML07395)
         DC    A(ML07396)
         DC    A(ML07397)
         DC    A(ML07398)
         DC    A(ML07399)
         DC    A(ML07400)
         DC    A(ML07401)
         DC    A(ML07402)
         DC    A(ML07403)
         DC    A(ML07404)
         DC    A(ML07405)
         DC    A(ML07406)
         DC    A(ML07407)
         DC    A(ML07408)
         DC    A(ML07409)
         DC    A(ML07410)
         DC    A(ML07411)
         DC    A(ML07412)
         DC    A(ML07413)
         DC    A(ML07414)
         DC    A(ML07415)
         DC    A(ML07416)
         DC    A(ML07417)
         DC    A(ML07418)
         DC    A(ML07419)
         DC    A(ML07420)
         DC    A(ML07421)
         DC    A(ML07422)
         DC    A(ML07423)
         DC    A(ML07424)
         DC    A(ML07425)
         DC    A(ML07426)
         DC    A(ML07427)
         DC    A(ML07428)
         DC    A(ML07429)
         DC    A(ML07430)
         DC    A(ML07431)
         DC    A(ML07432)
         DC    A(ML07433)
         DC    A(ML07434)
         DC    A(ML07435)
         DC    A(ML07436)
         DC    A(ML07437)
         DC    A(ML07438)
         DC    A(ML07439)
         DC    A(ML07440)
         DC    A(ML07441)
         DC    A(ML07442)
         DC    A(ML07443)
         DC    A(ML07444)
         DC    A(ML07445)
         DC    A(ML07446)
         DC    A(ML07447)
         DC    A(ML07448)
         DC    A(ML07449)
         DC    A(ML07450)
         DC    A(ML07451)
         DC    A(ML07452)
         DC    A(ML07453)
         DC    A(ML07454)
         DC    A(ML07455)
         DC    A(ML07456)
         DC    A(ML07457)
         DC    A(ML07458)
         DC    A(ML07459)
         DC    A(ML07460)
         DC    A(ML07461)
         DC    A(ML07462)
         DC    A(ML07463)
         DC    A(ML07464)
         DC    A(ML07465)
         DC    A(ML07466)
         DC    A(ML07467)
         DC    A(ML07468)
         DC    A(ML07469)
         DC    A(ML07470)
         DC    A(ML07471)
         DC    A(ML07472)
         DC    A(ML07473)
         DC    A(ML07474)
         DC    A(ML07475)
         DC    A(ML07476)
         DC    A(ML07477)
         DC    A(ML07478)
         DC    A(ML07479)
         DC    A(ML07480)
         DC    A(ML07481)
         DC    A(ML07482)
         DC    A(ML07483)
         DC    A(ML07484)
         DC    A(ML07485)
         DC    A(ML07486)
         DC    A(ML07487)
         DC    A(ML07488)
         DC    A(ML07489)
         DC    A(ML07490)
         DC    A(ML07491)
         DC    A(ML07492)
         DC    A(ML07493)
         DC    A(ML07494)
         DC    A(ML07495)
         DC    A(ML07496)
         DC    A(ML07497)
         DC    A(ML07498)
         DC    A(ML07499)
         DC    A(ML07500)
         DC    A(ML07501)
         DC    A(ML07502)
         DC    A(ML07503)
         DC    A(ML07504)
         DC    A(ML07505)
         DC    A(ML07506)
         DC    A(ML07507)
         DC    A(ML07508)
         DC    A(ML07509)
         DC    A(ML07510)
         DC    A(ML07511)
         DC    A(ML07512)
         DC    A(ML07513)
         DC    A(ML07514)
         DC    A(ML07515)
         DC    A(ML07516)
         DC    A(ML07517)
         DC    A(ML07518)
         DC    A(ML07519)
         DC    A(ML07520)
         DC    A(ML07521)
         DC    A(ML07522)
         DC    A(ML07523)
         DC    A(ML07524)
         DC    A(ML07525)
         DC    A(ML07526)
         DC    A(ML07527)
         DC    A(ML07528)
         DC    A(ML07529)
         DC    A(ML07530)
         DC    A(ML07531)
         DC    A(ML07532)
         DC    A(ML07533)
         DC    A(ML07534)
         DC    A(ML07535)
         DC    A(ML07536)
         DC    A(ML07537)
         DC    A(ML07538)
         DC    A(ML07539)
         DC    A(ML07540)
         DC    A(ML07541)
         DC    A(ML07542)
         DC    A(ML07543)
         DC    A(ML07544)
         DC    A(ML07545)
         DC    A(ML07546)
         DC    A(ML07547)
         DC    A(ML07548)
         DC    A(ML07549)
         DC    A(ML07550)
         DC    A(ML07551)
         DC    A(ML07552)
         DC    A(ML07553)
         DC    A(ML07554)
         DC    A(ML07555)
         DC    A(ML07556)
         DC    A(ML07557)
         DC    A(ML07558)
         DC    A(ML07559)
         DC    A(ML07560)
         DC    A(ML07561)
         DC    A(ML07562)
         DC    A(ML07563)
         DC    A(ML07564)
         DC    A(ML07565)
         DC    A(ML07566)
         DC    A(ML07567)
         DC    A(ML07568)
         DC    A(ML07569)
         DC    A(ML07570)
         DC    A(ML07571)
         DC    A(ML07572)
         DC    A(ML07573)
         DC    A(ML07574)
         DC    A(ML07575)
         DC    A(ML07576)
         DC    A(ML07577)
         DC    A(ML07578)
         DC    A(ML07579)
         DC    A(ML07580)
         DC    A(ML07581)
         DC    A(ML07582)
         DC    A(ML07583)
         DC    A(ML07584)
         DC    A(ML07585)
         DC    A(ML07586)
         DC    A(ML07587)
         DC    A(ML07588)
         DC    A(ML07589)
         DC    A(ML07590)
         DC    A(ML07591)
         DC    A(ML07592)
         DC    A(ML07593)
         DC    A(ML07594)
         DC    A(ML07595)
         DC    A(ML07596)
         DC    A(ML07597)
         DC    A(ML07598)
         DC    A(ML07599)
         DC    A(ML07600)
         DC    A(ML07601)
         DC    A(ML07602)
         DC    A(ML07603)
         DC    A(ML07604)
         DC    A(ML07605)
         DC    A(ML07606)
         DC    A(ML07607)
         DC    A(ML07608)
         DC    A(ML07609)
         DC    A(ML07610)
         DC    A(ML07611)
         DC    A(ML07612)
         DC    A(ML07613)
         DC    A(ML07614)
         DC    A(ML07615)
         DC    A(ML07616)
         DC    A(ML07617)
         DC    A(ML07618)
         DC    A(ML07619)
         DC    A(ML07620)
         DC    A(ML07621)
         DC    A(ML07622)
         DC    A(ML07623)
         DC    A(ML07624)
         DC    A(ML07625)
         DC    A(ML07626)
         DC    A(ML07627)
         DC    A(ML07628)
         DC    A(ML07629)
         DC    A(ML07630)
         DC    A(ML07631)
         DC    A(ML07632)
         DC    A(ML07633)
         DC    A(ML07634)
         DC    A(ML07635)
         DC    A(ML07636)
         DC    A(ML07637)
         DC    A(ML07638)
         DC    A(ML07639)
         DC    A(ML07640)
         DC    A(ML07641)
         DC    A(ML07642)
         DC    A(ML07643)
         DC    A(ML07644)
         DC    A(ML07645)
         DC    A(ML07646)
         DC    A(ML07647)
         DC    A(ML07648)
         DC    A(ML07649)
         DC    A(ML07650)
         DC    A(ML07651)
         DC    A(ML07652)
         DC    A(ML07653)
         DC    A(ML07654)
         DC    A(ML07655)
         DC    A(ML07656)
         DC    A(ML07657)
         DC    A(ML07658)
         DC    A(ML07659)
         DC    A(ML07660)
         DC    A(ML07661)
         DC    A(ML07662)
         DC    A(ML07663)
         DC    A(ML07664)
         DC    A(ML07665)
         DC    A(ML07666)
         DC    A(ML07667)
         DC    A(ML07668)
         DC    A(ML07669)
         DC    A(ML07670)
         DC    A(ML07671)
         DC    A(ML07672)
         DC    A(ML07673)
         DC    A(ML07674)
         DC    A(ML07675)
         DC    A(ML07676)
         DC    A(ML07677)
         DC    A(ML07678)
         DC    A(ML07679)
         DC    A(ML07680)
         DC    A(ML07681)
         DC    A(ML07682)
         DC    A(ML07683)
         DC    A(ML07684)
         DC    A(ML07685)
         DC    A(ML07686)
         DC    A(ML07687)
         DC    A(ML07688)
         DC    A(ML07689)
         DC    A(ML07690)
         DC    A(ML07691)
         DC    A(ML07692)
         DC    A(ML07693)
         DC    A(ML07694)
         DC    A(ML07695)
         DC    A(ML07696)
         DC    A(ML07697)
         DC    A(ML07698)
         DC    A(ML07699)
         DC    A(ML07700)
         DC    A(ML07701)
         DC    A(ML07702)
         DC    A(ML07703)
         DC    A(ML07704)
         DC    A(ML07705)
         DC    A(ML07706)
         DC    A(ML07707)
         DC    A(ML07708)
         DC    A(ML07709)
         DC    A(ML07710)
         DC    A(ML07711)
         DC    A(ML07712)
         DC    A(ML07713)
         DC    A(ML07714)
         DC    A(ML07715)
         DC    A(ML07716)
         DC    A(ML07717)
         DC    A(ML07718)
         DC    A(ML07719)
         DC    A(ML07720)
         DC    A(ML07721)
         DC    A(ML07722)
         DC    A(ML07723)
         DC    A(ML07724)
         DC    A(ML07725)
         DC    A(ML07726)
         DC    A(ML07727)
         DC    A(ML07728)
         DC    A(ML07729)
         DC    A(ML07730)
         DC    A(ML07731)
         DC    A(ML07732)
         DC    A(ML07733)
         DC    A(ML07734)
         DC    A(ML07735)
         DC    A(ML07736)
         DC    A(ML07737)
         DC    A(ML07738)
         DC    A(ML07739)
         DC    A(ML07740)
         DC    A(ML07741)
         DC    A(ML07742)
         DC    A(ML07743)
         DC    A(ML07744)
         DC    A(ML07745)
         DC    A(ML07746)
         DC    A(ML07747)
         DC    A(ML07748)
         DC    A(ML07749)
         DC    A(ML07750)
         DC    A(ML07751)
         DC    A(ML07752)
         DC    A(ML07753)
         DC    A(ML07754)
         DC    A(ML07755)
         DC    A(ML07756)
         DC    A(ML07757)
         DC    A(ML07758)
         DC    A(ML07759)
         DC    A(ML07760)
         DC    A(ML07761)
         DC    A(ML07762)
         DC    A(ML07763)
         DC    A(ML07764)
         DC    A(ML07765)
         DC    A(ML07766)
         DC    A(ML07767)
         DC    A(ML07768)
         DC    A(ML07769)
         DC    A(ML07770)
         DC    A(ML07771)
         DC    A(ML07772)
         DC    A(ML07773)
         DC    A(ML07774)
         DC    A(ML07775)
         DC    A(ML07776)
         DC    A(ML07777)
         DC    A(ML07778)
         DC    A(ML07779)
         DC    A(ML07780)
         DC    A(ML07781)
         DC    A(ML07782)
         DC    A(ML07783)
         DC    A(ML07784)
         DC    A(ML07785)
         DC    A(ML07786)
         DC    A(ML07787)
         DC    A(ML07788)
         DC    A(ML07789)
         DC    A(ML07790)
         DC    A(ML07791)
         DC    A(ML07792)
         DC    A(ML07793)
         DC    A(ML07794)
         DC    A(ML07795)
         DC    A(ML07796)
         DC    A(ML07797)
         DC    A(ML07798)
         DC    A(ML07799)
         DC    A(ML07800)
         DC    A(ML07801)
         DC    A(ML07802)
         DC    A(ML07803)
         DC    A(ML07804)
         DC    A(ML07805)
         DC    A(ML07806)
         DC    A(ML07807)
         DC    A(ML07808)
         DC    A(ML07809)
         DC    A(ML07810)
         DC    A(ML07811)
         DC    A(ML07812)
         DC    A(ML07813)
         DC    A(ML07814)
         DC    A(ML07815)
         DC    A(ML07816)
         DC    A(ML07817)
         DC    A(ML07818)
         DC    A(ML07819)
         DC    A(ML07820)
         DC    A(ML07821)
         DC    A(ML07822)
         DC    A(ML07823)
         DC    A(ML07824)
         DC    A(ML07825)
         DC    A(ML07826)
         DC    A(ML07827)
         DC    A(ML07828)
         DC    A(ML07829)
         DC    A(ML07830)
         DC    A(ML07831)
         DC    A(ML07832)
         DC    A(ML07833)
         DC    A(ML07834)
         DC    A(ML07835)
         DC    A(ML07836)
         DC    A(ML07837)
         DC    A(ML07838)
         DC    A(ML07839)
         DC    A(ML07840)
         DC    A(ML07841)
         DC    A(ML07842)
         DC    A(ML07843)
         DC    A(ML07844)
         DC    A(ML07845)
         DC    A(ML07846)
         DC    A(ML07847)
         DC    A(ML07848)
         DC    A(ML07849)
         DC    A(ML07850)
         DC    A(ML07851)
         DC    A(ML07852)
         DC    A(ML07853)
         DC    A(ML07854)
         DC    A(ML07855)
         DC    A(ML07856)
         DC    A(ML07857)
         DC    A(ML07858)
         DC    A(ML07859)
         DC    A(ML07860)
         DC    A(ML07861)
         DC    A(ML07862)
         DC    A(ML07863)
         DC    A(ML07864)
         DC    A(ML07865)
         DC    A(ML07866)
         DC    A(ML07867)
         DC    A(ML07868)
         DC    A(ML07869)
         DC    A(ML07870)
         DC    A(ML07871)
         DC    A(ML07872)
         DC    A(ML07873)
         DC    A(ML07874)
         DC    A(ML07875)
         DC    A(ML07876)
         DC    A(ML07877)
         DC    A(ML07878)
         DC    A(ML07879)
         DC    A(ML07880)
         DC    A(ML07881)
         DC    A(ML07882)
         DC    A(ML07883)
         DC    A(ML07884)
         DC    A(ML07885)
         DC    A(ML07886)
         DC    A(ML07887)
         DC    A(ML07888)
         DC    A(ML07889)
         DC    A(ML07890)
         DC    A(ML07891)
         DC    A(ML07892)
         DC    A(ML07893)
         DC    A(ML07894)
         DC    A(ML07895)
         DC    A(ML07896)
         DC    A(ML07897)
         DC    A(ML07898)
         DC    A(ML07899)
         DC    A(ML07900)
         DC    A(ML07901)
         DC    A(ML07902)
         DC    A(ML07903)
         DC    A(ML07904)
         DC    A(ML07905)
         DC    A(ML07906)
         DC    A(ML07907)
         DC    A(ML07908)
         DC    A(ML07909)
         DC    A(ML07910)
         DC    A(ML07911)
         DC    A(ML07912)
         DC    A(ML07913)
         DC    A(ML07914)
         DC    A(ML07915)
         DC    A(ML07916)
         DC    A(ML07917)
         DC    A(ML07918)
         DC    A(ML07919)
         DC    A(ML07920)
         DC    A(ML07921)
         DC    A(ML07922)
         DC    A(ML07923)
         DC    A(ML07924)
         DC    A(ML07925)
         DC    A(ML07926)
         DC    A(ML07927)
         DC    A(ML07928)
         DC    A(ML07929)
         DC    A(ML07930)
         DC    A(ML07931)
         DC    A(ML07932)
         DC    A(ML07933)
         DC    A(ML07934)
         DC    A(ML07935)
         DC    A(ML07936)
         DC    A(ML07937)
         DC    A(ML07938)
         DC    A(ML07939)
         DC    A(ML07940)
         DC    A(ML07941)
         DC    A(ML07942)
         DC    A(ML07943)
         DC    A(ML07944)
         DC    A(ML07945)
         DC    A(ML07946)
         DC    A(ML07947)
         DC    A(ML07948)
         DC    A(ML07949)
         DC    A(ML07950)
         DC    A(ML07951)
         DC    A(ML07952)
         DC    A(ML07953)
         DC    A(ML07954)
         DC    A(ML07955)
         DC    A(ML07956)
         DC    A(ML07957)
         DC    A(ML07958)
         DC    A(ML07959)
         DC    A(ML07960)
         DC    A(ML07961)
         DC    A(ML07962)
         DC    A(ML07963)
         DC    A(ML07964)
         DC    A(ML07965)
         DC    A(ML07966)
         DC    A(ML07967)
         DC    A(ML07968)
./ ADD NAME=BSPFCOO3
.TEST01  ANOP
         SPACE
***********************************************************************
*                                                                     *
*  RULES:                                                             *
*    1) DOUBLE QUOTES (") CAN BE USED AT ANY TIME IN THE TEXT         *
*    2) IF A SINGLE QUOTE (') IS USED IN THE TEXT THEN YOU MUST       *
*       USE TWO SINGLE QUOTES ('') TO GET ONE QUOTE.                  *
*    3) NO MORE THAN 79 CHARACTERS CAN BE DISPLAYED ON A LINE.        *
*                                                                     *
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ML00000  EQU   *
 FC 'When things are going well, someone will inevitably experiment detr
               rimentally.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00001  EQU   *
 FC 'If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he sub
               bmerges.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00002  EQU   *
 FC 'The deficiency will never show itself during the test runs.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00003  EQU   *
 FC 'The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found'
 FC 'in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00004  EQU   *
 FC 'It is impossible to build a fool-proof system, because fools are so
               o ingenious.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00005  EQU   *
 FC 'Talent in staff work or sales will continually be'
 FC 'interpreted as managerial ability.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00006  EQU   *
 FC 'Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know
               w.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00007  EQU   *
 FC 'The "think positive" leader tends to listen to his'
 FC 'subordinate''s premonitions only during the postmortems.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00008  EQU   *
 FC 'An original idea can never emerge from committee in its original fo
               orm.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00009  EQU   *
 FC 'No good deed goes unpunished.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00010  EQU   *
 FC 'When the product is destined to fail, the delivery system'
 FC 'will perform perfectly.'
  DC  X'FE'
         AIF   ('&SYSPARM' EQ 'TEST').TEST02
ML00011  EQU   *
 FC 'Clearly stated instructions will consistently produce multiple inte
               erpretations.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00012  EQU   *
 FC 'The crucial memorandum will be snared in the out-basket by'
 FC 'the paper clip of the overlying memo and go to file.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00013  EQU   *
 FC 'On successive charts of the same organization the number of'
 FC 'boxes will never decrease.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00014  EQU   *
 FC 'It is okay to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse the-
                privilege.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00015  EQU   *
 FC 'Every Titanic has its iceberg.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00016  EQU   *
 FC 'Success can be insured only by devising a defense against'
 FC 'failure of the contingency plan.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00017  EQU   *
 FC 'Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00018  EQU   *
 FC 'Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate obj
               jects.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00019  EQU   *
 FC 'You can only live happily-ever-after one day at a time.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00020  EQU   *
 FC 'Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substa
               ance.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00021  EQU   *
 FC 'Our customers paperwork is profit; our own paperwork is loss.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00022  EQU   *
 FC 'At any level of traffic, any delay is intolerable.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00023  EQU   *
 FC 'As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00024  EQU   *
 FC 'This space for rent'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00025  EQU   *
 FC 'The more directives you issue to solve a problem, the worse it gets
               s.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00026  EQU   *
 FC 'Cop-out number 1:'
 FC 'You should have seen it when I got it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00027  EQU   *
 FC 'When you''re up to your ass in alligators, it is difficult to keep-
                your'
 FC 'mind on the fact that your primary objective was to drain the swamp
               p.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00028  EQU   *
 FC 'The road to hell is paved with good intentions'
 FC 'and littered with sloppy analyses!'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00029  EQU   *
 FC 'In a democracy you can be respected though poor, but don''t count o
               on it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00030  EQU   *
 FC 'If the assumptions are wrong, the conclusions aren''t likely to be-
                very good.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00031  EQU   *
 FC 'The organization of any program reflects the organization'
 FC 'of the people who developed it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00032  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no such thing as a "dirty capitalist", only a capitalist.'
               '
  DC  X'FE'
ML00033  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything is possible, but nothing is easy.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00034  EQU   *
 FC 'The meek will inherit the earth after the rest of us go to the star
               rs.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00035  EQU   *
 FC 'Capitalism can exist in one of only two states: welfare or warfare.
               .'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00036  EQU   *
 FC 'History proves nothing.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00037  EQU   *
 FC 'A lot of what appears to be progress is just so much technological-
                roccoco.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00038  EQU   *
 FC 'A little humility is arrogance.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00039  EQU   *
 FC 'Ancient Chinese curse:'
 FC ' May all your wishes be granted.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00040  EQU   *
 FC 'Any time you wish to demonstrate something, the number of'
 FC 'faults is proportional to the number of viewers.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00041  EQU   *
 FC 'All American cars are basically Chevrolets.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00042  EQU   *
 FC 'A coup that is known in advance is a coup that does not take place.
               .'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00043  EQU   *
 FC 'No experiment is ever a complete failure.'
 FC 'It can always be used as a bad example.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00044  EQU   *
 FC 'Despite the sign that says "wet paint", please don''t.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00045  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything tastes more or less like chicken.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00046  EQU   *
 FC 'People don''t change; they only become more so.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00047  EQU   *
 FC 'I finally got it all together...'
 FC 'but I forgot where I put it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00048  EQU   *
 FC 'If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is'
 FC 'because of something left out, rather than added.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00049  EQU   *
 FC 'There is always one more bug.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00050  EQU   *
 FC 'The big guys always win.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00051  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00052  EQU   *
 FC 'Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magi
               ic.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00053  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s always darkest just before the lights go out.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00054  EQU   *
 FC 'It is better to be part of the idle rich class'
 FC 'than be part of the idle poor class.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00055  EQU   *
 FC 'Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00056  EQU   *
 FC 'For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00057  EQU   *
 FC 'If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough,'
 FC 'chances are someone else will do it for you.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00058  EQU   *
 FC 'Everybody''s gotta be someplace.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00059  EQU   *
 FC 'Nature is a mother.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00060  EQU   *
 FC 'If you''ve got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follo
               ow.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00061  EQU   *
 FC 'People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell'
 FC 'them Benjamin Franklin said it first.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00062  EQU   *
 FC '!lanimret siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00063  EQU   *
 FC 'Any given program, when running, is obsolete.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00064  EQU   *
 FC 'Any given program costs more and takes longer.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00065  EQU   *
 FC 'If a program is useful, it will be changed.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00066  EQU   *
 FC 'If a program is useless, it will be documented.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00067  EQU   *
 FC 'Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00068  EQU   *
 FC 'The value of a program is inversely proportional'
 FC 'to the weight of its output.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00069  EQU   *
 FC 'In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00070  EQU   *
 FC 'Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability'
 FC 'of the programmer who must maintain it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00071  EQU   *
 FC 'Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English,'
 FC 'and you will find that programmers cannot write in English.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00072  EQU   *
 FC 'Zymurgy''s First Law of Evolving System Dynamics:'
 FC 'Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them'
 FC 'is to use a larger can.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00073  EQU   *
 FC 'If you can''t measure it, I''m not interested.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00074  EQU   *
 FC 'The best way to lie is to tell the truth.....'
 FC 'carefully edited truth.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00075  EQU   *
 FC 'There are three ways to get things done'
 FC ' Do it yourself'
 FC ' Hire someone to do it or'
 FC ' Forbid your kids to do it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00076  EQU   *
 FC 'I think ... therefore I am confused.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00077  EQU   *
 FC 'A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00078  EQU   *
 FC 'History repeats itself.'
 FC 'That''s one of the things wrong with history.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00079  EQU   *
 FC '90% of everything is crud.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00080  EQU   *
 FC 'Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00081  EQU   *
 FC 'Those with the best advice offer no advice.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00082  EQU   *
 FC 'Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00083  EQU   *
 FC 'Democracy is that form of government where'
 FC 'everybody gets what the majority deserves.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00084  EQU   *
 FC 'If you''re worried about being crazy,'
 FC 'don''t be overly concerned:'
 FC 'if you were, you would think you were sane.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00085  EQU   *
 FC 'Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in threes.'
               '
  DC  X'FE'
ML00086  EQU   *
 FC 'Flynn is dead'
 FC 'Tron is dead'
 FC 'long live the MCP.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00087  EQU   *
 FC 'Why worry about tomorrow? We may not make it through today!'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00088  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t number paragraph names consecutively.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00089  EQU   *
 FC 'If you''re feeling good, don''t worry, you''ll get over it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00090  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t grumble about the disadvantages'
 FC 'of COBOL when they don''t know any other language.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00091  EQU   *
 FC 'Definition of an elephant:'
 FC 'A mouse built to goverment specifications.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00092  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers are kind to rookies.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00093  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t notch their desks for each completed servic
               ce request.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00094  EQU   *
 FC 'You don''t have to be crazy to work here, but it sure helps!!!!'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00095  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t announce how many times the'
 FC 'operations department called them last night.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00096  EQU   *
 FC 'A day without sunshine is like ... night!'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00097  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers are secure enough to write readable code,'
 FC 'which they then self-righteously refuse to explain.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00098  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t play video games, they write them.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00099  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00100  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers understand PASCAL.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00101  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers know it''s not operations fault if their jobs go i
               into "hogs."'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00102  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers do not eat breakfast from the vending machines.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00103  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers punch up their own programs.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00104  EQU   *
 FC 'When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00105  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers have read the standards manual but won''t admit it
               t.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00106  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t advertise their hangovers.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00107  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t dress for success unless they are'
 FC 'trying to convince others that they are going on interviews.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00108  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers do not practice four-syllable words before walkthr
               roughs.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00109  EQU   *
 FC 'All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00110  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers argue with the systems analyst as a matter of prin
               nciple.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00111  EQU   *
 FC 'The final test is when it goes production ...'
 FC 'w h e n i t  g o e s   p r o d u c t i o n  ...'
 FC 'w h e n     i  t     g  o  e  s     p  r  o  d  u  c  t'
 FC 'w h  e   n       i   t       g   o   e   s       p   r   o'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00112  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers drink too much coffee so that they will'
 FC 'always seem tense and overworked.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00113  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers always have a better idea.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00114  EQU   *
 FC 'Anyone who follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00115  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers can do octal, hexadecimal and binary math in their
               r heads.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00116  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t write memos.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00117  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers know what SAAD means.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00118  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers do not utter profanities at an elevated decibel le
               evel.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00119  EQU   *
 FC 'Where you stand on an issue depends on where you sit.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00120  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers do not apply DP terminology to non-DP situations'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00121  EQU   *
 FC '186,000 miles per second - it''s not just a good idea, it''s the la
               aw.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00122  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers do not read books like'
 FC '"effective listening" and "communication skills".'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00123  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers print only clean compiles,'
 FC 'fixing all errors through the terminal.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00124  EQU   *
 FC 'The early worm deserves the bird.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00125  EQU   *
 FC 'Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way!!'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00126  EQU   *
 FC 'All good things must come to an end.'
 FC 'I want to know when they start!'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00127  EQU   *
 FC 'A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell'
 FC 'in such a way that you look forward to the trip.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00128  EQU   *
 FC 'Blessed are those who go around in circles, for they shall be known
               n as wheels.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00129  EQU   *
 FC 'Never eat prunes when you are famished.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00130  EQU   *
 FC 'Keep emotionally active, cater to your favorite neurosis.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00131  EQU   *
 FC 'A RACF protected dataset is inaccessible'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00132  EQU   *
 FC 'RACF is a four letter word'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00133  EQU   *
 FC 'You may be recognized soon.'
 FC 'Hide!'
 FC 'If they find you, lie.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00134  EQU   *
 FC 'First Law of Advice:'
 FC 'The correct advice is to give the advice that is desired.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00135  EQU   *
 FC 'Avoid reality at all costs.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00136  EQU   *
 FC 'Program design philosophy:'
 FC 'Start at the beginning and continue until the end, then stop.'
 FC '            (Lewis Carroll)'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00137  EQU   *
 FC 'A closed mouth gathers no foot.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00138  EQU   *
 FC 'Only mediocre people are always at their best.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00139  EQU   *
 FC 'Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00140  EQU   *
 FC 'In a hierarchical organization,'
 FC 'the higher the level,'
 FC 'the greater the confusion.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00141  EQU   *
 FC 'The first time is for love.'
 FC 'The next time is $200.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00142  EQU   *
 FC 'Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00143  EQU   *
 FC 'The faster the plane, the narrower the seats.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00144  EQU   *
 FC 'The logical man has a shorter life expectancy than the practical ma
               an,'
 FC 'because he refuses to look both ways on a one-way street.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00145  EQU   *
 FC 'If on an actuarial basis there is a 50 50 chance that'
 FC 'something will go wrong,'
 FC 'it will actually go wrong nine times out of ten.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00146  EQU   *
 FC 'A man of quality does not fear a woman seeking equality.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00147  EQU   *
 FC 'The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all of the parts
               s.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00148  EQU   *
 FC '1) Things will get worse before they get better.'
 FC '2) Who said things would get better?'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00149  EQU   *
 FC 'If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00150  EQU   *
 FC 'There is a solution to every problem; the only difficulty is findin
               ng it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00151  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t make your doctor your heir.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00152  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t ask the barber if you need a haircut.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00153  EQU   *
 FC 'If there isn''t a law, there will be.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00154  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t like the answer, you shouldn''t have asked the questi
               ion.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00155  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00156  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t expect to hit the jackpot'
 FC 'if you don''t put a few nickles in the machine.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00157  EQU   *
 FC 'Unless you intend to kill him immediately, never kick a man'
 FC 'in the balls, not even symbolically, or perhaps especially'
 FC 'not symbolically.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00158  EQU   *
 FC 'Freud''s 23rd law: ideas endure and prosper in inverse'
 FC 'proportion to their soundness and validity.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00159  EQU   *
 FC 'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00160  EQU   *
 FC 'If you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00161  EQU   *
 FC 'A well-fed wastebasket will serve you better than the best computer
               r.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00162  EQU   *
 FC 'The meek shall inherit the earth, but not its mineral rights.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00163  EQU   *
 FC 'The three laws of Thermodynamics in simple form:'
 FC '1) You can''t win'
 FC '2) You can''t break even'
 FC '3) You can''t even quit the game'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00164  EQU   *
 FC 'When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00165  EQU   *
 FC 'Common sense is not so common.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00166  EQU   *
 FC 'If we learn by our mistakes,'
 FC 'I''m getting one hell of an education!!'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00167  EQU   *
 FC 'Fuzzy project objectives are used to avoid the'
 FC 'embarrassment of estimating the corresponding costs.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00168  EQU   *
 FC 'Usefulness is inversely proportional to its reputation for being us
               seful.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00169  EQU   *
 FC 'You will always find something in the last place you look.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00170  EQU   *
 FC 'The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its de
               esirability.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00171  EQU   *
 FC 'The first myth of management is that it exists.'
 FC 'The second myth of management is that success equals skill.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00172  EQU   *
 FC 'The trouble wth computers is that they do what you tell'
 FC 'them to do, not what you want them to do.'
 FC '        - A frustrated programmer'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00173  EQU   *
 FC 'Inside every large program is a small program struggling to get out
               t.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00174  EQU   *
 FC 'A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the
               e writer.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00175  EQU   *
 FC 'Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00176  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00177  EQU   *
 FC 'The word "dog" does not bite.  -William James'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00178  EQU   *
 FC 'The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of'
 FC 'someone he can blame it on.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00179  EQU   *
 FC 'The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side'
 FC 'down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00180  EQU   *
 FC 'In the fight between you and the world, back the world.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00181  EQU   *
 FC 'Last guys don''t finish nice.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00182  EQU   *
 FC 'Never admit anything.'
 FC 'Never regret anything.'
 FC 'Whatever it is, you''re not responsible.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00183  EQU   *
 FC 'If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00184  EQU   *
 FC 'When working toward the solution of a problem,'
 FC 'it always helps if you know the answer.'
 FC 'Provided of course you know there is a problem.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00185  EQU   *
 FC 'The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the atten
               ndance.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00186  EQU   *
 FC 'The sun goes down just when you need it the most.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00187  EQU   *
 FC 'Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off the TV screen.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00188  EQU   *
 FC 'Whatever creates the greatest inconvenience for the largest number-
                must happen.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00189  EQU   *
 FC 'No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after'
 FC 'you have bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00190  EQU   *
 FC 'Sanity and insanity overlap a fine gray line.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00191  EQU   *
 FC 'A disagreeable task is its own reward.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00192  EQU   *
 FC 'If things were left to chance, they''d be better.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00193  EQU   *
 FC 'The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk'
 FC 'to the other end of the building.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00194  EQU   *
 FC 'Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00195  EQU   *
 FC 'A president of a democracy is a man who is always ready,'
 FC 'willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00196  EQU   *
 FC 'If a thing is done wrong often enough it becomes right.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00197  EQU   *
 FC 'People will buy anything that is one to a customer.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00198  EQU   *
 FC 'If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always'
 FC 'manage to boot yourself in the posterior.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00199  EQU   *
 FC 'No one''s life, liberty, or property are safe'
 FC 'while the legislature is in session.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00200  EQU   *
 FC 'Never say "oops" after you have submitted a job.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00201  EQU   *
 FC 'Bad news drives good news out of the media.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00202  EQU   *
 FC 'Just when you get really good at something, you don''t need to do i
               it anymore.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00203  EQU   *
 FC 'If facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00204  EQU   *
 FC 'Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00205  EQU   *
 FC 'When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity.
               .'
 FC 'For every week you are away and get nothing done, there is another'
               '
 FC 'week when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00206  EQU   *
 FC 'No matter what happens, there is always somebody who knew that it w
               would.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00207  EQU   *
 FC 'The other line always moves faster.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00208  EQU   *
 FC 'Never eat at a place called Moms, never play cards with a man named
               d Doc,'
 FC 'and never lie down with a woman who has got more troubles than you.
               .'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00209  EQU   *
 FC 'To get a loan, you must first prove you don''t need it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00210  EQU   *
 FC 'When all else fails, read the instructions.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00211  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you tho
               ought.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00212  EQU   *
 FC '''Close'' counts in horseshoes, handgrenades and thermonuclear devi
               ices.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00213  EQU   *
 FC 'The lion and the lamb shall lie down together,'
 FC 'but the lamb won''t get much sleep.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00214  EQU   *
 FC 'If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.
               .'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00215  EQU   *
 FC 'It is better for civilization to be going down the drain'
 FC 'than to be coming up it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00216  EQU   *
 FC 'Third Law of Advice:  Simple advice is the best advice.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00217  EQU   *
 FC 'Justice always prevails...'
 FC 'three times out of seven.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00218  EQU   *
 FC 'If it jams --- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.'
               '
  DC  X'FE'
ML00219  EQU   *
 FC 'I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which,'
 FC 'when you looked at it in the right way, did not become'
 FC 'still more complicated.    Poul Anderson'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00220  EQU   *
 FC 'Any tool dropped while repairing a car'
 FC 'will roll underneath to the exact center.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00221  EQU   *
 FC 'No matter which direction you start, it''s always against the wind-
                coming back.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00222  EQU   *
 FC 'The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
               .'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00223  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t force it, get a bigger hammer.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00224  EQU   *
 FC 'When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman,'
 FC 'it will work perfectly.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00225  EQU   *
 FC 'Pity the poor egg:'
 FC 'it only gets laid once in its life.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00226  EQU   *
 FC 'An optimist is a person who looks forward to marriage.'
 FC 'A pessimist is a married optimist!'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00227  EQU   *
 FC 'A pessimist is an optimist with experience.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00228  EQU   *
 FC 'Old programmers never die - they just abend.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00229  EQU   *
 FC 'The success of any venture will be helped by prayer,'
 FC 'even in the wrong denomination.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00230  EQU   *
 FC 'Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet,'
 FC 'somebody moves the ends!'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00231  EQU   *
 FC 'Just because you are paranoid doesn''t mean "they" aren''t out to g
               get you.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00232  EQU   *
 FC 'An irishman is not drunk as long as he can hang onto a single'
 FC 'blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00233  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.'
 FC ' - Thoreau'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00234  EQU   *
 FC 'Some come to the fountain of knowledge to drink, some prefer to jus
               st gargle.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00235  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything is revealed to he who turns over enough stones.'
 FC '(including the snakes that he did not want to find.)'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00236  EQU   *
 FC 'Everybody should believe in something;'
 FC 'I believe I''ll have another drink.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00237  EQU   *
 FC 'Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00238  EQU   *
 FC 'Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use i
               it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00239  EQU   *
 FC 'You can lead a horticulture, but you can''t make her think.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00240  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00241  EQU   *
 FC 'Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters'
 FC 'in life begin when you get what you want.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00242  EQU   *
 FC 'In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level'
 FC 'of incompetence, and then remains there.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00243  EQU   *
 FC 'It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick'
 FC 'up something from the floor while you get up.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00244  EQU   *
 FC 'You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash'
 FC 'when the garbage truck is two doors away.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00245  EQU   *
 FC 'Misery no longer loves company; nowdays it insists on it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00246  EQU   *
 FC 'YOU can help wipe out COBOL in our lifetime.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00247  EQU   *
 FC 'Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00248  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s never time to do it right, but there''s always time to do-
                it over.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00249  EQU   *
 FC 'On a beautiful day like this it''s hard to believe anyone'
 FC 'can be unhappy -- but we will work on it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00250  EQU   *
 FC 'When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00251  EQU   *
 FC 'The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher the probability of-
                its success.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00252  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00253  EQU   *
 FC 'Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00254  EQU   *
 FC 'It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00255  EQU   *
 FC 'When you''re up to your nose .......,'
 FC 'be sure to keep your mouth shut.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00256  EQU   *
 FC 'One''s life tends to be like a beaver''s, one dam thing after anoth
               her.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00257  EQU   *
 FC 'A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00258  EQU   *
 FC 'The ratio of time involved in work to time available for'
 FC 'work is usually about 0.6'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00259  EQU   *
 FC 'Remember the golden rule:'
 FC 'Those that have the gold make the rules.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00260  EQU   *
 FC 'Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and'
 FC 'knows it, for he shall enjoy living.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00261  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything east of the San Andreas fault will eventually'
 FC 'plunge into the Atlantic Ocean.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00262  EQU   *
 FC 'Some people have minds like a steel trap:'
 FC ' whatever gets in gets crushed and mangled.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00263  EQU   *
 FC 'Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00264  EQU   *
 FC 'Blessed is he who expects no gratitude, for he shall not be disappo
               ointed.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00265  EQU   *
 FC 'The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming t
               train.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00266  EQU   *
 FC 'Celibacy is not hereditary.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00267  EQU   *
 FC 'You can observe a lot just by watching.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00268  EQU   *
 FC 'Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00269  EQU   *
 FC 'Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00270  EQU   *
 FC 'Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00271  EQU   *
 FC 'Beauty is only skin deep; ugly goes clear to the bone.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00272  EQU   *
 FC 'Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00273  EQU   *
 FC 'To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00274  EQU   *
 FC 'An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00275  EQU   *
 FC 'Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00276  EQU   *
 FC 'A bird in the hand is dead.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00277  EQU   *
 FC 'A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00278  EQU   *
 FC 'Never put all your eggs in your pocket.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00279  EQU   *
 FC 'If everything seems to be going well,'
 FC 'you obviously don''t know what the hell is going on.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00280  EQU   *
 FC 'If at first you don''t succeed, blame it on your supervisor.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00281  EQU   *
 FC 'If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation,'
 FC 'no one will be at fault.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00282  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t bite the hand that has your pay check in it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00283  EQU   *
 FC 'DDD      OO     NN   N  TTTTTTT       PPPP    AA    NN   N  I    CC
               CC'
 FC 'D  D    O  O    N N  N     T          P   P  A  A   N N  N  I   C'
 FC 'D   D  O    O   N  N N     T          PPPP   AAAA   N  N N  I  C'
 FC 'D  D    O  O    N   NN     T          P     A    A  N   NN  I   C'
 FC 'DDD      OO     N    N     T          P     A    A  N    N  I    CC
               CC'
 FC ' '
  DC  X'FE'
ML00284  EQU   *
 FC 'When in doubt, mumble.'
 FC 'When in trouble, delegate.'
 FC 'When in charge, ponder.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00285  EQU   *
 FC 'Please don''t steal; the IRS hates competition!'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00286  EQU   *
 FC 'Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00287  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t guard against the arbitrary.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00288  EQU   *
 FC 'People can be divided into three groups:'
 FC 'Those who make things happen,'
 FC 'Those who watch things happen and'
 FC 'Those who wonder what happened.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00289  EQU   *
 FC 'I no longer get lost in the shuffle,'
 FC 'I shuffle along with the lost.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00290  EQU   *
 FC 'The one thing that money can not buy is poverty.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00291  EQU   *
 FC 'You are not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00292  EQU   *
 FC 'In any household, junk accumulates to fill all the space'
 FC 'available for its storage.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00293  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00294  EQU   *
 FC 'The longer the title the less important the job.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00295  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything bows to success, even grammar.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00296  EQU   *
 FC 'When you are right be logical,'
 FC 'when you are wrong be-fuddle.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00297  EQU   *
 FC 'For every human problem, there is a neat, plain solution --'
 FC 'and it is always wrong.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00298  EQU   *
 FC 'There are no winners in life: only survivors.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00299  EQU   *
 FC 'When they want it bad (in a rush), they get it bad.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00300  EQU   *
 FC 'All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00301  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t tell how deep a puddle is until you step into it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00302  EQU   *
 FC 'The idea is to die young as late as possible.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00303  EQU   *
 FC 'Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00304  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s better to retire too soon than too late.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00305  EQU   *
 FC 'A man should be greater than some of his parts.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00306  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t say it, they can''t repeat it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00307  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00308  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything takes longer than you expect.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00309  EQU   *
 FC 'Left to themselves, all things go from bad to worse.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00310  EQU   *
 FC 'If you see that there are four possible ways in which a'
 FC 'procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a'
 FC 'fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00311  EQU   *
 FC 'Things get worse under pressure.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00312  EQU   *
 FC 'Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional'
 FC 'and employ faulty reasoning.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00313  EQU   *
 FC 'A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00314  EQU   *
 FC 'Progress is made on alternate Fridays.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00315  EQU   *
 FC 'The first 90 percent of the task takes 90 percent of the'
 FC 'time; the last 10 percent takes the other 90 percent.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00316  EQU   *
 FC 'If two wrongs don''t make a right, try three.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00317  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t look back, something may be gaining on you.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00318  EQU   *
 FC 'All things being equal, all things are never equal.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00319  EQU   *
 FC 'Even paranoids have enemies.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00320  EQU   *
 FC 'Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00321  EQU   *
 FC 'Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet'
 FC 'reached their level of incompetence.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00322  EQU   *
 FC 'If at first you don''t succeed, try something else.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00323  EQU   *
 FC 'If you''re coasting, you''re going downhill.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00324  EQU   *
 FC 'Never tell them what you wouldn''t do.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00325  EQU   *
 FC 'The amount of flak received on any subject is inversely'
 FC 'proportional to the subject''s true value.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00326  EQU   *
 FC 'Jody Powell''s Second Law:'
 FC '  Indifference is the only sure defense.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00327  EQU   *
 FC 'Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00328  EQU   *
 FC 'Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00329  EQU   *
 FC 'If you want to get along, go along.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00330  EQU   *
 FC 'In Leningrad, freezing point is called melting point.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00331  EQU   *
 FC 'The easiest way to find something lost around the house'
 FC  'is to buy a replacement.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00332  EQU   *
 FC 'Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always'
 FC 'point upward from the floor -- especially in the dark.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00333  EQU   *
 FC 'Make three correct guesses consectively and you will'
 FC 'establish yourself as an expert.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00334  EQU   *
 FC 'It works better if you plug it in.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00335  EQU   *
 FC 'Quit while you''re still behind.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00336  EQU   *
 FC 'The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limi
               its.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00337  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s always easier to go down hill, but the view is from the top.'
               '
  DC  X'FE'
ML00338  EQU   *
 FC 'Any line, however short, is still too long.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00339  EQU   *
 FC 'Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00340  EQU   *
 FC 'If you can''t measure output, then you measure input.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00341  EQU   *
 FC 'Any theory can be made to fit any facts by means of'
 FC 'appropriate, additional assumptions.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00342  EQU   *
 FC 'Old scottish prayer: O lord, grant that we may always be'
 FC 'right, for Thou knowest we will never change our minds.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00343  EQU   *
 FC 'Never be first to do anything.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00344  EQU   *
 FC 'The chief cause of problems is solutions.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00345  EQU   *
 FC 'The only winner in the war of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00346  EQU   *
 FC 'A little ignorance can go a long way.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00347  EQU   *
 FC 'Learn to be sincere.  Even if you have to fake it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00348  EQU   *
 FC 'Entropy has us outnumbered.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00349  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00350  EQU   *
 FC 'Do whatever your enemies don''t want you to do.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00351  EQU   *
 FC 'A little ambiguity never hurt anyone.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00352  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t permit yourself to get between a dog and a lamppost.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00353  EQU   *
 FC 'Go where the money is.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00354  EQU   *
 FC 'Work may be the crabgrass of life, but money is still the'
 FC 'water that keeps it green.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00355  EQU   *
 FC 'The universe doesn''t care what you think.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00356  EQU   *
 FC 'Half of being smart is knowing what you''re dumb at.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00357  EQU   *
 FC 'No man is an island so long as he is on at least one mailing list.'
               '
  DC  X'FE'
ML00358  EQU   *
 FC 'Cant produces countercant.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00359  EQU   *
 FC 'If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent'
 FC 'of doing you good, you should run for your life.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00360  EQU   *
 FC 'When you are sure you''re right, you have a moral duty'
 FC 'to impose your will upon anyone who disagrees with you.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00361  EQU   *
 FC 'If you can''t convince them, confuse them.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00362  EQU   *
 FC 'Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00363  EQU   *
 FC 'All general statements are false.  (think about it)'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00364  EQU   *
 FC 'If it happens, it must be possible.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00365  EQU   *
 FC 'Them what gets--has.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00366  EQU   *
 FC 'If you are already in a hole, there''s no use to continue digging.'
               '
  DC  X'FE'
ML00367  EQU   *
 FC 'If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,'
 FC 'then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilizatio
               on.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00368  EQU   *
 FC 'People will believe anything if you whisper it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00369  EQU   *
 FC 'A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00370  EQU   *
 FC 'Never leave hold of what you''ve got until you''ve got hold of some
               ething else.'
 FC '  (Mountain climber''s law)'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00371  EQU   *
 FC 'A theory is better than its explanation.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00372  EQU   *
 FC 'If you eat a live toad the first thing in the morning, nothing'
 FC 'worse will happen to either of you the rest of the day.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00373  EQU   *
 FC 'Nobody notices when things go right.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00374  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00375  EQU   *
 FC 'Roses are red violets are blue'
 FC 'I am schizophrenic and so am I'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00376  EQU   *
 FC 'If anything can go wrong, it will.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00377  EQU   *
 FC 'If anything can''t go wrong it will'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00378  EQU   *
 FC 'If Murphy''s law can go wrong, it will'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00379  EQU   *
 FC 'If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in'
 FC 'the worst possible sequence.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00380  EQU   *
 FC 'After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat its
               self.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00381  EQU   *
 FC 'An auditor enters the battlefield after the war is over'
 FC 'and attacks the wounded.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00382  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is ever so bad that it can''t get worse.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00383  EQU   *
 FC 'No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it wou
               uld.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00384  EQU   *
 FC 'Those whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00385  EQU   *
 FC 'The hidden flaw never remains hidden.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00386  EQU   *
 FC '1. Everything depends'
 FC '2. Nothing is always'
 FC '3. Everything is sometimes'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00387  EQU   *
 FC 'If you wait, it will go away'
 FC '....having done its damage.'
 FC 'If it was bad, it''ll be back.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00388  EQU   *
 FC 'Complex problems have simple, easy-to-understand wrong answers.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00389  EQU   *
 FC 'Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00390  EQU   *
 FC 'When you need to knock on wood is when you realize the'
 FC 'world''s composed of aluminum and vinyl.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00391  EQU   *
 FC 'In order for something to become clean, something else must become-
                dirty.'
 FC '...But you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.
               .'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00392  EQU   *
 FC 'Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00393  EQU   *
 FC 'The first place to look for anything is the last place'
 FC 'you would expect to find it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00394  EQU   *
 FC 'You can always find what you''re not looking for.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00395  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t care where you are, you ain''t lost.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00396  EQU   *
 FC 'It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly suprised.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00397  EQU   *
 FC 'A crisis is when you can''t say "let''s forget the whole thing".'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00398  EQU   *
 FC 'Washing your car to make it rain doesn''t work.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00399  EQU   *
 FC 'When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00400  EQU   *
 FC 'The time it talkes to rectify a situation is inversely'
 FC 'proportional to the time it took to do the damage.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00401  EQU   *
 FC 'An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds.'
 FC 'A pessimist fears this is true.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00402  EQU   *
 FC 'You can make it foolproof, but you can''t make it damnfoolproof.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00403  EQU   *
 FC 'It takes longer to glue a vase together than to break one.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00404  EQU   *
 FC 'It takes longer to lose ''x'' number of pounds than'
 FC 'to gain ''x'' number of pounds.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00405  EQU   *
 FC 'The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in'
 FC 'will be taken by the person in front of you.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00406  EQU   *
 FC 'The other line moves faster.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00407  EQU   *
 FC 'If you change lines, the one you just left will start'
 FC 'to move faster than the one you are now in.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00408  EQU   *
 FC 'The longer you wait in line, the greater the'
 FC 'likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00409  EQU   *
 FC 'The slowest checker is always at the quick-check-out lane.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00410  EQU   *
 FC 'Whenever you cut your fingernails you will find a need for them an-
                hour later.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00411  EQU   *
 FC 'Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00412  EQU   *
 FC 'If a situation requires undivided attention, it will'
 FC 'occur simultaneously with a compelling distraction.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00413  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s bad luck to be superstitious.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00414  EQU   *
 FC '"You simply MUST stop taking advice from other people."'
 FC '                  --Melissa Timberman'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00415  EQU   *
 FC 'Next to surviving an earthquake, nothing is quite so satisfying'
 FC 'as receiving a income tax refund.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00416  EQU   *
 FC 'The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the letter.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00417  EQU   *
 FC 'Ancient Chinese curse:'
 FC ' May you live in interesting times.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00418  EQU   *
 FC '"Baseball is 90 per cent perspiration;'
 FC ' the other half is mental."'
 FC '                     --Yogi Berra'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00419  EQU   *
 FC 'THINK    If you are already thinking, please disregard this message
               e.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00420  EQU   *
 FC '1. Never draw what you can copy.'
 FC '2. Never copy what you can trace.'
 FC '3. Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00421  EQU   *
 FC 'Distributed data processing is a scatter-brained idea.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00422  EQU   *
 FC 'When you don''t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00423  EQU   *
 FC ' If you are the first to know about something bad, you are going to
               o be'
 FC 'held responsible for acting on it, regardless of your formal duties
               s.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00424  EQU   *
 FC 'In a three-story buiding served by one elevator, nine times out'
 FC 'of ten, the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00425  EQU   *
 FC 'The tendency of smoke from a cigarette, barbeque,'
 FC 'campfire, etc. to drift into a person''s face varies'
 FC 'directly with that person''s sensitivity to smoke.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00426  EQU   *
 FC 'The distance to the gate is inversely proportional'
 FC 'to the time available to catch your flight.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00427  EQU   *
 FC 'As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airliner encounter
               rs turbulence'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00428  EQU   *
 FC 'Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00429  EQU   *
 FC 'Whatever carrousel you stand by, your baggage will come in on anoth
               her one.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00430  EQU   *
 FC 'When travelling overseas, the exchange rate improves'
 FC 'markedly the day after one has purchased foreign currency.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00431  EQU   *
 FC '300,000 kilometers/second - it''s not just a good idea, it''s the l
               law.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00432  EQU   *
 FC 'The bigger they are, the harder they hit.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00433  EQU   *
 FC 'For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00434  EQU   *
 FC 'Authorization for a project will be granted only when none of'
 FC 'the authorizers can be blamed if the project fails, but when'
 FC 'all of the authorizers can claim credit if it succeeds.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00435  EQU   *
 FC 'If an idea can survive a bureacratic review and be'
 FC 'implemented, it wasn''t worth doing.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00436  EQU   *
 FC 'The greater the cost of putting a plan into operation,'
 FC 'the less chance there is of abandoning the plan - even'
 FC 'if it subsequently becomes irrevelant.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00437  EQU   *
 FC 'You can tune a piano, but you can''t tuna fish.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00438  EQU   *
 FC 'In any organization there will always be one person who knows what-
                is going on.'
 FC 'This person must be fired.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00439  EQU   *
 FC 'It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00440  EQU   *
 FC 'Far-way talent always seems better than home-developed talent.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00441  EQU   *
 FC 'Personnel recruiting is a triumph of hope over experience.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00442  EQU   *
 FC 'Some people manage by the book, even though they'
 FC 'don''t know who wrote the book or even what book.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00443  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t let your superiors know you''re better than they are.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00444  EQU   *
 FC 'You never know who''s right, but you always know who''s in charge.'
               '
  DC  X'FE'
ML00445  EQU   *
 FC '1. Anyone can make a decision given enough facts'
 FC '2. A good manager can make a decision without enough facts'
 FC '3. A perfect manager can operate in perfect ignorance'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00446  EQU   *
 FC 'The boss who attempts to impress employees with his knowledge of'
 FC 'intricate details has lost sight of his final objective.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00447  EQU   *
 FC 'You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you'
 FC 'don''t burn your bridges until you come to them.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00448  EQU   *
 FC 'In a hierarchical system, the rate of pay varies inversely with'
 FC 'the unpleasantness and difficulty of the task.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00449  EQU   *
 FC 'The client who pays the least complains the most.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00450  EQU   *
 FC 'A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on
               n my part.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00451  EQU   *
 FC ' '
 FC 'I know you believe you understand'
 FC '   what you think I said,'
 FC '      however, I am not sure you realize,'
 FC '         that what I think you heard'
 FC '            is not what I meant.'
 FC ' '
  DC  X'FE'
ML00452  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t eat muffins.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00453  EQU   *
 FC 'In any bureaucracy, paperwork increases as you spend more and more-
                time'
 FC 'reporting on the less and less you are doing.  Stability is achieve
               ed'
 FC 'when you spend all of your time reporting on the nothing you are do
               oing.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00454  EQU   *
 FC 'Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number'
 FC 'and then give it back to them.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00455  EQU   *
 FC 'If vegetarians are people who eat vegetables, what are humanitarian
               ns?'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00456  EQU   *
 FC 'The chances of anybody doing anything are inversely proportional to
               o'
 FC 'the number of other people who are in a position to do it instead.'
               '
  DC  X'FE'
ML00457  EQU   *
 FC 'Never make a decision you can get someone else to make.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00458  EQU   *
 FC 'No one keeps a record of decisions you could have made'
 FC 'but didn''t. Everyone keeps a record of your bad ones.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00459  EQU   *
 FC 'For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00460  EQU   *
 FC 'The inside contact that you have developed at great expense'
 FC 'is the first person to be let go in any reorganization.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00461  EQU   *
 FC 'Time flies like an arrow.'
 FC 'Fruit flies like a banana.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00462  EQU   *
 FC 'Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunc
               ch.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00463  EQU   *
 FC 'People generally don''t make the same mistake twice;'
 FC 'they make it three, four, or five times.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00464  EQU   *
 FC 'A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours a
               are lost.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00465  EQU   *
 FC 'If you leave the room, you''re elected.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00466  EQU   *
 FC 'The cream rises to the top.'
 FC 'So does the scum.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00467  EQU   *
 FC 'You can never do just one thing.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00468  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s no time like the present for postponing what you don''t wa
               ant to do.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00469  EQU   *
 FC 'Any task worth doing was worth doing yesterday.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00470  EQU   *
 FC 'The more complicated and grandiose the plan, the greater the chance
               e of failure.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00471  EQU   *
 FC 'Simple jobs always get put off because there will be time to do the
               em later.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00472  EQU   *
 FC 'Hollow chocolate has no calories.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00473  EQU   *
 FC 'A work project expands to fill the space available.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00474  EQU   *
 FC 'No matter how large the work space, if two projects must be done at
               t the'
 FC 'same time, they will require the same part of the work space.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00475  EQU   *
 FC 'The one wrench or drill bit you need will be the one'
 FC 'missing from the tool chest.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00476  EQU   *
 FC 'Most projects require three hands.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00477  EQU   *
 FC 'Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00478  EQU   *
 FC 'The more carefully you plan a project, the more'
 FC 'confusion there is when something goes wrong.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00479  EQU   *
 FC 'Murphy''s rule for precision:'
 FC '   measure with a micrometer'
 FC '   mark with chalk'
 FC '   cut with an axe'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00480  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t fix it if it ain''t broke.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00481  EQU   *
 FC 'First rule of intelligent tinkering:'
 FC '    Save all the parts.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00482  EQU   *
 FC 'If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00483  EQU   *
 FC '"Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more
               e'
 FC '''user-friendly''.... Their best approach, so far, has been to take
               e all'
 FC 'the old brochures, and stamp the words ''user-friendly'' on the cov
               ver."'
 FC '       --Bill Gates'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00484  EQU   *
 FC 'Bradley''s Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can'
 FC 'organize them into a committee... that will do them in.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00485  EQU   *
 FC 'The solution to a problem changes the problem.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00486  EQU   *
 FC 'Be yourself.  Who else is better qualified?'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00487  EQU   *
 FC '"If you think nobody cares you''re alive, try missing a couple of p
               payments!"'
 FC '--Earl Wilson'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00488  EQU   *
 FC 'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in th
               he mail.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00489  EQU   *
 FC 'Office machines which function perfectly during normal'
 FC 'business hours will break down when you return to the'
 FC 'office at night to use them for personal business.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00490  EQU   *
 FC 'Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairm
               man arrives.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00491  EQU   *
 FC 'Envelopes and stamps which don''t stick when you lick them will'
 FC 'stick to other things when you don''t want them to.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00492  EQU   *
 FC 'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously movin
               ng'
 FC 'from where you left them to where you can''t find them.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00493  EQU   *
 FC 'The last person who quit or was fired will be held responsible for'
               '
 FC 'everything that goes wrong -- until the next person quits or is fir
               red.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00494  EQU   *
 FC 'If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don''t want hits
               s the paper.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00495  EQU   *
 FC 'The one time in the day that you lean back and relax'
 FC 'is the one time the boss walks through the office.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00496  EQU   *
 FC 'Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00497  EQU   *
 FC 'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00498  EQU   *
 FC 'Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00499  EQU   *
 FC 'Science is true. Don''t be misled by facts.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00500  EQU   *
 FC 'The more popular something is, the more likely it is that some'
 FC 'religious personnage will object to it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00501  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing improves an innovation like lack of controls.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00502  EQU   *
 FC 'The quality of correlation is inversely proportional to the density
               y of control.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00503  EQU   *
 FC 'If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00504  EQU   *
 FC 'If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00505  EQU   *
 FC 'Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.'
               '
  DC  X'FE'
ML00506  EQU   *
 FC 'You are never given enough time or money.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00507  EQU   *
 FC 'Unless the results are known in advance, funding'
 FC 'agencies will reject the proposal.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00508  EQU   *
 FC 'It is better to solve a problem with a crude approximation and'
 FC 'know the truth, than to demand an exact solution and not know'
 FC 'the truth at all.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00509  EQU   *
 FC 'An easily-understood, workable falsehood is more useful'
 FC 'than a complete, incomprehensible truth.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00510  EQU   *
 FC 'Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field'
 FC 'of endeavor, and stays in that field long enough,'
 FC 'becomes an obstruction to its progress -- in direct'
 FC 'proportion to the importance of his original contribution.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00511  EQU   *
 FC 'The more the name of a product promises, the less it delivers.  (Fo
               or example,'
 FC 'cheap stereo equipment often has the word "super" in its name, whil
               le the best'
 FC 'equipment is usually named like a consulting firm.)'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00512  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no such thing as a straight line.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00513  EQU   *
 FC 'In any series of calculations, errors tend to occur at the opposite
               e end'
 FC 'to the end at which you begin checking for errors.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00514  EQU   *
 FC 'Only errors exist.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00515  EQU   *
 FC 'One man''s error is another man''s data.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00516  EQU   *
 FC 'To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.'
               '
  DC  X'FE'
ML00517  EQU   *
 FC 'When putting it into memory, remember where you put it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00518  EQU   *
 FC 'Never test for an error condition you don''t know how to handle.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00519  EQU   *
 FC 'Everybody lies; but it doesn''t matter, since nobody listens.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00520  EQU   *
 FC 'People who love sausage and respect the law should never'
 FC 'watch either one being made.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00521  EQU   *
 FC 'No matter what they''re telling you, they''re not telling you the w
               whole truth.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00522  EQU   *
 FC 'No matter what they''re talking about, they''re talking about money
               y.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00523  EQU   *
 FC 'In any dealings with a collective body of people, the'
 FC 'people will always be more tacky than originally expected.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00524  EQU   *
 FC 'If you can keep your head when all about you are losing'
 FC 'theirs, then you just don''t understand the problem.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00525  EQU   *
 FC 'Information deteriorates upward through the bureaucracies.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00526  EQU   *
 FC 'When an exaggerated emphasis is placed upon delegation,'
 FC 'responsibility, like sediment, sinks to the bottom.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00527  EQU   *
 FC 'When outrageous expenditures are divided finely enough, the public'
               '
 FC 'will not have enough stake in any one expenditure to squelch it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00528  EQU   *
 FC 'When the government bureau''s remedies do not match your'
 FC 'problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00529  EQU   *
 FC 'A fool and your money are soon partners.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00530  EQU   *
 FC 'You may know where the market is going, but you can''t'
 FC 'possibly know where it''s going after that.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00531  EQU   *
 FC 'Among economists, the real world is often a special case'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00532  EQU   *
 FC 'Trial balances don''t'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00533  EQU   *
 FC 'Working capital doesn''t'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00534  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s a good thing we don''t get all the government we pay for.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00535  EQU   *
 FC 'Return on investments won''t'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00536  EQU   *
 FC 'If everybody doesn''t want it, nobody gets it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00537  EQU   *
 FC 'Mass man must be servied by mass means.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00538  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything is contagious.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00539  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is ever done for the right reasons.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00540  EQU   *
 FC 'The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,'
 FC 'you''ve got it made.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00541  EQU   *
 FC 'An expert is anyone from out of town.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00542  EQU   *
 FC 'An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less'
 FC 'until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00543  EQU   *
 FC 'To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job'
 FC 'will take the longest and cost the most.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00544  EQU   *
 FC 'If it sits on your desk for 15 minutes, you''ve just become the exp
               pert.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00545  EQU   *
 FC 'Indecision is the basis for flexibility.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00546  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything is possible if you don''t know what you''re talking about.
               .'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00547  EQU   *
 FC 'Never create a problem for which you do not have the answer.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00548  EQU   *
 FC 'Create problems for which only you have the answer.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00549  EQU   *
 FC 'A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00550  EQU   *
 FC 'Hindsight is an exact science.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00551  EQU   *
 FC 'History doesn''t repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each oth
               her.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00552  EQU   *
 FC 'Fact is solidified opinion.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00553  EQU   *
 FC 'Facts may weaken under extreme heat and pressure.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00554  EQU   *
 FC 'Truth is elastic.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00555  EQU   *
 FC 'When in doubt, predict that the trend will continue.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00556  EQU   *
 FC 'When in trouble, obfuscate.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00557  EQU   *
 FC 'Progress does not consist in replacing a theory that is'
 FC 'wrong with one that is right. It consists in replacing'
 FC 'a theory that is wrong with one that is more sublty wrong'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00558  EQU   *
 FC 'It is a simple task to make things complex, but a complex'
 FC 'task to make them simple.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00559  EQU   *
 FC 'If you have a difficult task give it to a lazy man; he'
 FC 'will find an easier way to do it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00560  EQU   *
 FC 'Every great idea has a disadvantage equal to or'
 FC 'exceeding the greatness of the idea.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00561  EQU   *
 FC 'Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stu
               upidity.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00562  EQU   *
 FC 'New systems generate new problems.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00563  EQU   *
 FC 'Systems should not be unnecessarily multiplied.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00564  EQU   *
 FC 'Systems tend to grow, and as they grow they encroach.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00565  EQU   *
 FC 'Complicated systems produce unexpected outcomes.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00566  EQU   *
 FC 'The total behavior of large systems cannot be predicted.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00567  EQU   *
 FC 'A large system, produced by expanding the dimensions of'
 FC 'a smaller system, does not behave like the smaller system.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00568  EQU   *
 FC 'Second law of Frisbee:'
 FC 'Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than "Watch
               h this!"'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00569  EQU   *
 FC 'The system itself does not do what it says it is doing.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00570  EQU   *
 FC 'A complex system that works is invariably found to have'
 FC 'evolved from a simple system that works.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00571  EQU   *
 FC 'A complex system designed from scratch never works and'
 FC 'cannot be patched up to make it work. You have to start'
 FC 'over, beginning with a working simple system.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00572  EQU   *
 FC '1. Everything is a system'
 FC '2. Everything is part of a larger system'
 FC '3. The universe is infinitely systematized both upward'
 FC '   (larger systems) and downward (smaller systems)'
 FC '4. All systems are infinitely complex. (the illusion'
 FC '   of simplicity comes from focusing attention on'
 FC '   one or a few variables).'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00573  EQU   *
 FC 'Complex systems tend to oppose their own proper function.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00574  EQU   *
 FC 'Bureaucrats cut red tape - lengthwise.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00575  EQU   *
 FC 'If little else, the brain is an educational toy'
 FC '                                  Tom Robbins'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00576  EQU   *
 FC 'Show me a person who''s never made a mistake and I''ll'
 FC 'show you somebody who''s never achieved much.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00577  EQU   *
 FC 'When you consider there are 24 hours in a day, it''s'
 FC 'sad to know that only one is called the happy hour.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00578  EQU   *
 FC 'Small change can often be found under seat cushions.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00579  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything free is worth what you pay for it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00580  EQU   *
 FC 'Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.'
 FC '                           - Mae West'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00581  EQU   *
 FC 'Creditors have much better memories than debtors.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00582  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00583  EQU   *
 FC 'God gives us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00584  EQU   *
 FC 'He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00585  EQU   *
 FC 'If at first you don''t succeed, you''re doing about average.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00586  EQU   *
 FC 'It is better to wear out than to rust out.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00587  EQU   *
 FC 'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00588  EQU   *
 FC 'Often, statistics are used as a drunken man uses a'
 FC 'lamppost: for support rather than illumination.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00589  EQU   *
 FC 'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains'
 FC 'because the average man can see better than he can think.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00590  EQU   *
 FC 'Cheops Law:'
 FC '  Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00591  EQU   *
 FC 'Speed bumps are of negligible effect when the vehicle'
 FC 'exceeds triple the desired restraining speed.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00592  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of and eschew pompous prolixity.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00593  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything needs a little oil now and then.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00594  EQU   *
 FC 'If you are worried about your drinking, you should be.'
 FC 'The converse is not true.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00595  EQU   *
 FC 'Astrology law: It''s always the wrong time of the month.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00596  EQU   *
 FC 'Just because your doctor has a name for your condition'
 FC 'doesn''t mean he knows what it is.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00597  EQU   *
 FC 'The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room,'
               '
 FC 'the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00598  EQU   *
 FC 'Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00599  EQU   *
 FC 'You never have the right number of pills left on the'
 FC 'last day of a prescription.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00600  EQU   *
 FC 'The pills to be taken with meals will be the least appetizing ones.
               .'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00601  EQU   *
 FC 'Even water tastes bad when taken on doctors orders.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00602  EQU   *
 FC 'If your condition seems to be getting better, it''s'
 FC 'probably your doctor getting sick'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00603  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00604  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s never too late to have a happy childhood.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00605  EQU   *
 FC 'Before ordering a test, decide what you will do if it is 1) positiv
               ve,'
 FC 'or 2) negative. If both answers are the same, don''t do the test.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00606  EQU   *
 FC 'Dont lose'
 FC 'Your head'
 FC 'To gain a minute'
 FC 'You need your head'
 FC 'Your brains are in it.'
 FC '        - Burma Shave'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00607  EQU   *
 FC 'The feasibility of an operation is not the best'
 FC 'indiciation for its performance.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00608  EQU   *
 FC 'A physician''s ability is inversely proportional to his availabilit
               ty.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00609  EQU   *
 FC 'There are two kinds of adhesive tape: that which won''t'
 FC 'stay on and that which won''t come off.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00610  EQU   *
 FC 'Never decide to buy something while listening to the salesman.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00611  EQU   *
 FC '"C" combines the flexibility of assembly language with the power'
 FC 'of assembly language.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00612  EQU   *
 FC 'An alcoholic is a person who drinks more that his own physician.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00613  EQU   *
 FC 'Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00614  EQU   *
 FC 'At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle ar
               rrive last.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00615  EQU   *
 FC 'Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the'
 FC 'scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00616  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is ever so bad it can''t be made worse by firing the coach.
               .'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00617  EQU   *
 FC 'The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy'
 FC 'introduction to a tedious book.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00618  EQU   *
 FC 'A free agent is anything but.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00619  EQU   *
 FC 'To do is to be - Nietzsche'
 FC 'To be is to do - Sartre'
 FC 'Do be do be do - Sinatra'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00620  EQU   *
 FC 'What makes us so bitter against people who outwit us is'
 FC 'that they think themselves cleverer than we are'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00621  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s always easy to see boths sides of an issue'
 FC 'we are not particularly concerned about.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00622  EQU   *
 FC 'Abandon all hope, ye who PRESS ENTER here'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00623  EQU   *
 FC 'A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.'
               '
  DC  X'FE'
ML00624  EQU   *
 FC 'The only way to make up for being lost is to make'
 FC 'record time while you are lost.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00625  EQU   *
 FC 'Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00626  EQU   *
 FC 'There are very few personal problems that can''t be'
 FC 'solved by a suitable application of high explosives.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00627  EQU   *
 FC 'To beat the bureaucracy, make your problem their problem.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00628  EQU   *
 FC 'If you''ve see one Phoenix, you''ve seen them all.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00629  EQU   *
 FC 'No matter how cynical you get, it''s impossible to keep up.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00630  EQU   *
 FC 'Flying is the second greatest thrill know to man. Landing is the fi
               irst.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00631  EQU   *
 FC 'The mountain gets steeper as you get closer.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00632  EQU   *
 FC 'The mountain looks closer that it is.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00633  EQU   *
 FC 'All trails have more uphill sections than they have level or downhi
               ill sections.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00634  EQU   *
 FC 'Sex is hereditary.  If your parents never had it,'
 FC 'chances are you won''t either.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00635  EQU   *
 FC 'All things being equal, you lose.'
 FC ' '
 FC 'All things being in your favor, you still lose.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00636  EQU   *
 FC '43 percent of all statistics are useless.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00637  EQU   *
 FC 'No matter where you go, there you are!'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00638  EQU   *
 FC 'It always takes longer to get there than to get back.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00639  EQU   *
 FC 'If everything is coming your way, you''re in the wrong lane.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00640  EQU   *
 FC 'The only difference between the fool, and the criminal who attacks-
                a'
 FC 'system is that the fool attacks unpredictably and on a broader fron
               nt.'
 FC '        - Tom Gilb'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00641  EQU   *
 FC 'If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two'
 FC 'new parking spaces right in front of the building entrance.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00642  EQU   *
 FC 'When you''re not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn'
 FC 'green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00643  EQU   *
 FC 'A car and a truck approaching each other on an otherwise'
 FC 'deserted road will meet at the narrow bridge.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00644  EQU   *
 FC 'The speed of an oncoming vehicle is directly proportional'
 FC 'to the length of the passing zone.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00645  EQU   *
 FC 'Exploit the inevitable.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00646  EQU   *
 FC 'I don''t like to spread rumors, but what else can you do with them?
               ?'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00647  EQU   *
 FC 'If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out but'
 FC 'tomfoolery.  But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very'
 FC 'expensive machine, is somehow enobled, and no one dares to criticiz
               ze it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00648  EQU   *
 FC 'A verbal contract isn''t worth the paper it''s written on.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00649  EQU   *
 FC 'When the need arises, any tool or object closest to you becomes a h
               hammer.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00650  EQU   *
 FC 'Rule 1 of auto repair:'
 FC 'No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end up'
 FC 'covered with grease and motor oil.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00651  EQU   *
 FC 'When necessary, metric and inch tools can be used interchangeably.'
               '
  DC  X'FE'
ML00652  EQU   *
 FC 'Automotive engine reparing law:'
 FC 'If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00653  EQU   *
 FC 'If you lived here you''d be home now.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00654  EQU   *
 FC 'If it''s good, they discontinue it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00655  EQU   *
 FC 'It the shoe fits, it''s ugly.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00656  EQU   *
 FC 'Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein.'
 FC '        - Book of Proverbs'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00657  EQU   *
 FC 'The one you want is never the one on sale.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00658  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything labeled "new" and/or "improved" isn''t.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00659  EQU   *
 FC 'The label "new" and/or "improved" means the price went up.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00660  EQU   *
 FC 'The label "all new," "completely new" or "great news"'
 FC 'means the price went way way up.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00661  EQU   *
 FC 'If an item is advertised as "under $50," you can bet it''s not $19.
               .95.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00662  EQU   *
 FC 'ACF2 is a four letter word.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00663  EQU   *
 FC 'If only one price can be obtained for any quotation,'
 FC 'the price will be unreasonable.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00664  EQU   *
 FC 'A 60-day warranty guarantees that the product will'
 FC 'self-destruct on the 61st day.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00665  EQU   *
 FC 'The "consumer report" on the item will come out a week'
 FC 'after you''ve made your purchase:'
 FC ' '
 FC '  1. The one you bought will be rated "unacceptable"'
 FC '  2. The one you almost bought will be rated "best buy"'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00666  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t write to complain, you''ll never receive your order.'
               '
 FC 'If you do write, you''ll receive the merchandise before your'
 FC 'angry letter reaches its destination.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00667  EQU   *
 FC 'The most important item in an order will no longer be available.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00668  EQU   *
 FC 'During the time an item is on back-order, it will be'
 FC 'available cheaper and quicker from many other sources.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00669  EQU   *
 FC 'You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much of your'
 FC 'time reading silly logon messages.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00670  EQU   *
 FC 'Security isn''t.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00671  EQU   *
 FC 'Management can''t.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00672  EQU   *
 FC 'Sale promotions don''t.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00673  EQU   *
 FC 'Consumer assistance doesn''t.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00674  EQU   *
 FC 'Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe'
 FC 'and he''ll believe you....  Tell him that a bench has wet'
 FC 'paint upon it and he''ll have to touch it to be sure.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00675  EQU   *
 FC 'Cleanliness is next to impossible.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00676  EQU   *
 FC 'Multiple-function gadgets will not perform any single function adeq
               quately.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00677  EQU   *
 FC 'The more expensive the gadget, the less often you will use it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00678  EQU   *
 FC 'The simpler the instruction (e.g. "press here"), the'
 FC 'more difficult it will be to open the package.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00679  EQU   *
 FC 'In a family recipe you just discovered in an old book,'
 FC 'the most vital measurement will be illegible.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00680  EQU   *
 FC 'Once a dish is fouled up, anything added to save it only makes it w
               worse.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00681  EQU   *
 FC 'You are always complimented on the item which took the'
 FC 'least effort to prepare.'
 FC ' '
 FC 'example:'
 FC ' '
 FC ' If you make "duck a l''orange" you will be'
 FC ' complimented on the baked potato.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00682  EQU   *
 FC 'The one ingredient you made a special trip to the store to get'
 FC 'will be the one thing your guest is allergic to.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00683  EQU   *
 FC 'The more time and energy you put into preparing a meal'
 FC 'the greater the chance you guests will spend the entire'
 FC 'meal discussing other meals they have had.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00684  EQU   *
 FC 'Souffles rise and cream whips only for the family and'
 FC 'for guests you didn''t really want to invite anyway.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00685  EQU   *
 FC 'The rotten egg will be the one you break into the cake batter.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00686  EQU   *
 FC 'Any cooking utensil placed in the dishwasher will be'
 FC 'needed immediately thereafter for something else.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00687  EQU   *
 FC 'Any measuring utensil used for liquid ingredients will'
 FC 'be needed immediately thereafter for dry ingredients'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00688  EQU   *
 FC 'Time spent consuming a meal is in inverse proportion'
 FC 'to time spent preparing it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00689  EQU   *
 FC 'I used to be indecisive; now I''m not sure.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00690  EQU   *
 FC 'If you''re wondering if you took the meat out to thaw, you didn''t.
               .'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00691  EQU   *
 FC 'If you''re wondering if you left the coffee pot plugged in, you did
               d.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00692  EQU   *
 FC 'If you''re wondering if you need to stop and pick up'
 FC 'bread and eggs on the way home, you do.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00693  EQU   *
 FC 'If you''re wondering if you have enough money to take'
 FC 'the family out to eat tonight, you don''t.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00694  EQU   *
 FC 'The spot you are scrubbing on glassware is always on the other side
               e.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00695  EQU   *
 FC 'Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00696  EQU   *
 FC 'All break downs occur on the plumber''s day off.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00697  EQU   *
 FC 'Cost of repair can be determined by multiplying the cost of your ne
               ew'
 FC 'coat by 1.75, or by multiplying the cost of a new washer by .75.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00698  EQU   *
 FC 'There is always more dirty laundry then clean laundry.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00699  EQU   *
 FC 'If it''s clean, it isn''t laundry.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00700  EQU   *
 FC 'A child will not spill on a dirty floor.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00701  EQU   *
 FC 'An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00702  EQU   *
 FC 'Any child who chatters non-stop at home will adamantly refuse'
 FC 'to utter a word when requested to demonstrate for an audience.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00703  EQU   *
 FC 'A shy, introverted child will choose a crowded public'
 FC 'area to loudly demonstrate newly acquired vocabulary.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00704  EQU   *
 FC 'The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely'
 FC 'nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00705  EQU   *
 FC 'The probability that a household pet will raise a fuss'
 FC 'to go in or out is directly proportional to the number'
 FC 'and importance of your dinner guests.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00706  EQU   *
 FC 'The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food availabl
               le.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00707  EQU   *
 FC 'If you buy bananas or avocados before they are ripe,'
 FC 'there won''t be any left by the time they are ripe. If'
 FC 'you buy them ripe, they rot before they are eaten.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00708  EQU   *
 FC 'How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you
               u''re on.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00709  EQU   *
 FC 'The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely'
 FC 'with its price and directly with its ugliness.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00710  EQU   *
 FC 'If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch'
 FC 'it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00711  EQU   *
 FC 'If there are only 2 shows worth watching, they will be on together.
               .'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00712  EQU   *
 FC 'The only new TV show worth watching will be cancelled.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00713  EQU   *
 FC 'The TV show you''ve been looking forward to all week will be preemp
               pted.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00714  EQU   *
 FC 'Most people deserve each other.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00715  EQU   *
 FC 'Possessions increase to fill the space available for their storage.
               .'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00716  EQU   *
 FC 'When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00717  EQU   *
 FC '1. The telephone will ring when you are outside the'
 FC '   door, fumbling for your keys.'
 FC ' '
 FC '2. You will reach it just in time to hear the click'
 FC '   of the caller hanging up.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00718  EQU   *
 FC 'People to whom you are attracted invariably think you'
 FC 'remind them of someone else.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00719  EQU   *
 FC 'The one who snores will fall asleep first.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00720  EQU   *
 FC 'Never get excited about a blind date because of how it sounds over-
                the phone.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00721  EQU   *
 FC 'The love letter you finally got the courage to send'
 FC 'will be delayed in the mail long enough for you to'
 FC 'make a fool of yourself in person.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00722  EQU   *
 FC 'The personal computer market is about the same size as the total'
 FC 'potato chip market.  Next year it will be about half the size of'
 FC 'the pet food market and is fast approaching the total worldwide'
 FC 'sales of pantyhose.'
 FC '    - James Finke, President, Commodore Int''l Ltd. (1982)'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00723  EQU   *
 FC 'The length of a marriage is inversely proportional'
 FC 'to the amount spent on the wedding.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00724  EQU   *
 FC '   All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will'
 FC '   happen or it won''t.'
 FC ' '
 FC '   This is especially true when dealing with women'
 FC ' '
 FC '   Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00725  EQU   *
 FC 'Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on Sunday pray for crop
               p failure.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00726  EQU   *
 FC 'The probability of meeting someone you know increases'
 FC 'when you are with someone you don''t want to be seen with.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00727  EQU   *
 FC 'If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember'
 FC 'you - the next time he''s in need.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00728  EQU   *
 FC 'Virtue is its own punishment.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00729  EQU   *
 FC 'If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again
               n.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00730  EQU   *
 FC 'The one day you''d sell your soul for something, souls are a glut'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00731  EQU   *
 FC 'The scratch on the record is always through the song you like most.
               .'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00732  EQU   *
 FC 'Superiority is recessive.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00733  EQU   *
 FC 'Forgive and remember.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00734  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL is the next best thing to coding it in binary.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00735  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything good in life either causes cancer in'
 FC 'laboratory mice or is taxed beyond reality.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00736  EQU   *
 FC 'To err is human -- to blame it on someone else is even more human'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00737  EQU   *
 FC 'Whatever happens to you, it will previously have'
 FC 'happened to everyone you know only more so.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00738  EQU   *
 FC 'He who laughs last -- probably didn''t get the joke.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00739  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t worry over what other people are thinking about'
 FC 'you. They''re too busy worrying over what you are'
 FC 'thinking about them.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00740  EQU   *
 FC 'In a bureaucratic hierarchy, the higher up the'
 FC 'organization the less people appreciate Murphy''s law,'
 FC 'the Peter Principle, etc.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00741  EQU   *
 FC 'Law expands in proportion to the resources available for its enforc
               cement.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00742  EQU   *
 FC 'Bad law is more likely to be supplemented than repealed.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00743  EQU   *
 FC 'There are some things which are impossible to know -'
 FC 'but it is impossible to know these things.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00744  EQU   *
 FC 'When we try to pick out anything by itself we find'
 FC 'it hitched to everything else in the universe.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00745  EQU   *
 FC 'If one views his problem closely enough he will'
 FC 'recoginize himself as part of the problem.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00746  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything may be divided into as many parts as you please.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00747  EQU   *
 FC 'Two things are universal: hydrogen and stupidity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00748  EQU   *
 FC 'If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong,'
 FC 'it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wron
               ng.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00749  EQU   *
 FC 'The quickest way to experiment with acupuncture is to try on a new-
                shirt.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00750  EQU   *
 FC 'Absolutely nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00751  EQU   *
 FC 'The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to the reach.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00752  EQU   *
 FC 'A hug is the perfect gift - one size fits all, and'
 FC 'nobody minds if you exchange it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00753  EQU   *
 FC 'The only game that can''t be fixed is peek-a-boo.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00754  EQU   *
 FC 'Ignorance should be painful.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00755  EQU   *
 FC 'The first insurance agent was David -'
 FC 'He gave Goliath a piece of the rock.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00756  EQU   *
 FC 'King Arthur ran the first knight club.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00757  EQU   *
 FC 'Magellan was the first strait man.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00758  EQU   *
 FC 'If you smile when everything goes wrong, you are either'
 FC 'a nitwit or a repairman.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00759  EQU   *
 FC 'If it weren''t for the opinion polls, we''d never know'
 FC 'what people are undecided about.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00760  EQU   *
 FC 'No news is... impossible.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00761  EQU   *
 FC 'Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and ...'
 FC 'you have to blow your nose.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00762  EQU   *
 FC 'A penny saved is ...not much.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00763  EQU   *
 FC 'He who marries for money...better be nice to his wife.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00764  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s always darkest before ...daylight saving time.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00765  EQU   *
 FC 'Double negatives are a no-no.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00766  EQU   *
 FC 'There is nothing more frightening than ignorance in action.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00767  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is like an ice-cream cone: you have to learn to lick it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00768  EQU   *
 FC 'One place where you''re sure to find the perfect driver is in the b
               back seat.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00769  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is indestructible, with the possible exception'
 FC 'of discount-priced fruitcakes.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00770  EQU   *
 FC 'How do they know no two snowflakes are alike?'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00771  EQU   *
 FC 'How did they measure hail before the golf ball was invented?'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00772  EQU   *
 FC 'To err is human, to forgive is divine --'
 FC 'but to forget it altogether is humane.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00773  EQU   *
 FC '"Watching a birdie" in hand is safer that watching one overhead'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00774  EQU   *
 FC 'The light at the end of the tunnel can be a helluva nuisance,'
 FC 'especially if your''re using the tunnel as a darkroom.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00775  EQU   *
 FC 'Life, liberty, and the pursuit of chocolate.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00776  EQU   *
 FC 'Never argue with an artist.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00777  EQU   *
 FC 'Speak softly and carry a megawatt laser.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00778  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t achieve the impossible unless you attempt the absurd.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00779  EQU   *
 FC 'A budget is saving quarters in a mason jar for'
 FC 'Christmas and spending them by Easter.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00780  EQU   *
 FC 'A budget is spending $15.00 on gas to drive to a'
 FC 'shopping mall to save $4.30 on a 20 pound turkey.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00781  EQU   *
 FC 'A budget is wondering why you should balance yours'
 FC 'if the government cannot balance theirs.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00782  EQU   *
 FC 'A budget is trying to figure out how the family next door is doing-
                it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00783  EQU   *
 FC 'A budget is a plan that falls apart when the plumber'
 FC 'has to make an emergency visit.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00784  EQU   *
 FC 'A budget is trying to make $25.00 go as far today as'
 FC 'it did when you were first married.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00785  EQU   *
 FC 'A budget is buying a dress two sizes too small because it was marke
               ed down.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00786  EQU   *
 FC 'You sure have to borrow a lot of money these days to be an average-
                consumer.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00787  EQU   *
 FC 'He who dies with the most toys wins.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00788  EQU   *
 FC 'A fool and his money soon go partying.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00789  EQU   *
 FC 'If his IQ were any lower he''d be a plant.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00790  EQU   *
 FC 'Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00791  EQU   *
 FC 'It is far better to do nothing that to do something efficiently.'
 FC '                        Siezbo'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00792  EQU   *
 FC 'The man who has no more problems is out of the game.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00793  EQU   *
 FC 'The race goes not always to the swift, nor the battle'
 FC 'to the strong, but that''s the way to bet.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00794  EQU   *
 FC 'A fool and his money are invited places.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00795  EQU   *
 FC 'All things come to he whose name is on a mailing list.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00796  EQU   *
 FC 'The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached'
 FC 'to someone who isn''t getting enough sleep.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00797  EQU   *
 FC 'After winning an argument with his wife,'
 FC 'the wisest thing a man can do is apologize.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00798  EQU   *
 FC 'If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be eno
               ough.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00799  EQU   *
 FC 'If there were any justice in this world, people would'
 FC 'occasionally be permitted to fly over pigeons.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00800  EQU   *
 FC 'Easy doesn''t do it.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00801  EQU   *
 FC 'Most people want to be delivered from temptation but'
 FC ' would like it to keep in touch.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00802  EQU   *
 FC 'When a distinguised scientist states something is possible,'
 FC 'he is almost certainly right. When he states that'
 FC 'something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00803  EQU   *
 FC 'Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and-
                dead.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00804  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyone gets away with something.'
 FC 'No one gets away with everything.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00805  EQU   *
 FC 'Remain silent about your intentions until you are sure.'
  DC  X'FE'
*--------------------------------------------------------------------*
*        EXTENSIONS AS ADDED BY ME, JIM MARSHALL
*--------------------------------------------------------------------*
ML00806  EQU   *
 FC 'Calm down .... It is only ones and zeros.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00807  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t write COBOL.'
 FC 'COBOL is for wimpy applications programmers.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00808  EQU   *
 FC 'I have not lost my mind, it is backed up on tape somewhere.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00809  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers do not document.'
 FC 'Documentation is for simps who can''t read listings or'
 FC 'object code.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00810  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t write specs -- users should'
 FC 'consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and'
 FC 'take what they get.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00811  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t comment their code. If it is hard'
 FC 'to write, it should be hard to understand.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00812  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t write applications programs; they'
 FC 'program right down on the bare metal.  Application'
 FC 'programming is for feebs who can''t do systems programming.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00813  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t eat quiche.   In fact, real'
 FC 'programmers don''t know how to spell quiche. They eat'
 FC 'Twinkies and szechwan food.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00814  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmer''s programs never work the first time. But'
 FC 'if you throw them on the machine, they can be patched into'
 FC 'working in "only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00815  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for'
 FC 'pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00816  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers never work 9 to 5. If any real'
 FC 'programmers are around at 9 a.m., it''s because they'
 FC 'were up all night.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00817  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t write in BASIC. Actually, no'
 FC 'programmers write in BASIC after age 12.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00818  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t write in PL/1. PL/1 is for'
 FC 'programmers who can''t decide whether to write in'
 FC 'COBOL or FORTRAN.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00819  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t play tennis or any other sport'
 FC 'that requires you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is'
 FC 'OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work'
 FC 'in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle'
 FC 'of the machine room.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00820  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t write in PASCAL, BLISS, or ADA, or'
 FC 'any of those pinko computer science languages. Strong'
 FC 'typing is for people with weak memories.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00821  EQU   *
 FC 'On a clear disk, you can seek forever'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00822  EQU   *
 FC 'Hollerith got us into this hole mess!'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00823  EQU   *
 FC 'No major project is ever installed on time, within budgets,'
 FC 'with the same staff that started it. Yours will not be the first'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00824  EQU   *
 FC 'When things are going well, something will go wrong.'
 FC '- When things just can''t get any worse, they will.'
 FC '- When things appear to be going better you have overlooked somethi
               ing.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00825  EQU   *
 FC 'If project content is allowed to change freely, the rate of'
 FC 'change will exceed the rate of progress.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00826  EQU   *
 FC 'No system is ever completely debugged: attempts to debug'
 FC 'a system will inevitably introduce new bugs that are even'
 FC 'harder to find.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00827  EQU   *
 FC 'A carelessly planned project will take three times'
 FC 'longer than expected; a carefully planned project will'
 FC 'take only twice as long.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00828  EQU   *
 FC 'After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done'
               '
  DC  X'FE'
ML00829  EQU   *
 FC 'If it''s not in the computer, it doesn''t exist.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00830  EQU   *
 FC 'Never wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty, and the pig enjoys it
               t!'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00831  EQU   *
 FC 'If you are in a hurry, don''t take shortcuts.  Take the old beaten-
                path -'
 FC 'you will save more time that way.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00832  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t fight with a bear in his own cage.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00833  EQU   *
 FC 'The six steps of program management are:'
 FC '      1. wild enthusiasm'
 FC '      2. disenchantment'
 FC '      3. total confusion'
 FC '      4. search for guilty'
 FC '      5. punishment for the innocent'
 FC '      6. promotion of the non-participants'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00834  EQU   *
 FC 'He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from'
 FC 'the next freeway exit.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00835  EQU   *
 FC 'An expert doesn''t know any more than you do. He or she is'
 FC 'merely better organized and uses slides.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00836  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn''t have'
 FC 'to do it himself/herself.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00837  EQU   *
 FC 'You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to'
 FC 'float on his back, you''ve really got something.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00838  EQU   *
 FC 'You win some, lose some, and some get rained out; but you'
 FC 'gotta suit up for them all.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00839  EQU   *
 FC 'People are promoted not by what they can do, but what people think-
                they can do.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00840  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t smoke in bed - the ashes on the floor might be your own.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00841  EQU   *
 FC 'When the program is being tested, it is too late to make design cha
               anges.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00842  EQU   *
 FC ' A program should follow the ''Law of Least Astonishment''.  What i
               is this law?'
 FC 'It is simply that the program should always respond to the user in-
                the way'
 FC 'that astonishes him least.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00843  EQU   *
 FC 'Matter can be neither created nor destroyed.  However, it can be lo
               ost.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00844  EQU   *
 FC 'There are two classes of travel in America: steerage, and'
 FC 'steerage with free drinks.  You pay a great deal extra for'
 FC 'the free drinks, of course.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00845  EQU   *
 FC 'Politicians will act rationally only when all other alternatives ar
               re exhausted.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00846  EQU   *
 FC 'Experience is the worst teacher'
 FC ' - it gives you the test before you''ve had a chance to study.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00847  EQU   *
 FC 'If you can''t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00848  EQU   *
 FC 'Eagles may soar, but weasels don''t get sucked into jet engines.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00849  EQU   *
 FC 'If at first you don''t succeed, call it version 1.0'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00850  EQU   *
 FC 'The Law of Airplanes:  You will always get down...'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00851  EQU   *
 FC 'Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time'
               '
 FC 'he will pick himself up and continue on.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00852  EQU   *
 FC '2 rules to success in life. 1. Don''t tell people everything you kn
               now.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00853  EQU   *
 FC 'A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act them out.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00854  EQU   *
 FC 'All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00855  EQU   *
 FC 'An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00856  EQU   *
 FC 'Death and taxes are inevitable; at least death doesn''t get worse e
               every year.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00857  EQU   *
 FC 'Fast, Cheap, Good:  Choose any two.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00858  EQU   *
 FC 'God is REAL, unless explicitly declared INTEGER.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00859  EQU   *
 FC 'Heisenberg might have been here.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00860  EQU   *
 FC 'Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00861  EQU   *
 FC 'If you can''t be replaced, you can''t be promoted.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00862  EQU   *
 FC 'If ignorance is bliss, why aren''t there more happy people?'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00863  EQU   *
 FC 'Keep stress out of your life.  Give it to others instead.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00864  EQU   *
 FC 'Make things as simple as possible, but not simpler. --Einstein'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00865  EQU   *
 FC 'A computer is like an Old Testament God, with a lot of rules and no
               o mercy.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00866  EQU   *
 FC 'We are each entitled to our own opinion,'
 FC ' but no one is entitled to his own facts.'
  DC  X'FE'
ML00867  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of people who know the answer before having understood the q
               question.'
  DC  X'FE'
./ ADD NAME=BSPFCOO4
ML00868  EQU   *
 FC 'program (pro''-gram) Ýn¨ A magic spell cast over a computer allowi+
               ng it to turn one''s input into error messages.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00869  EQU   *
 FC 'Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00870  EQU   *
 FC 'All those updates, and still imperfect.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00871  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t document. If it was hard to write, it shou+
               ld be hard to understand.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00872  EQU   *
 FC 'A "program" is used to turn data into error messages.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00873  EQU   *
 FC 'A programmer and his mind are soon parted'
 DC X'FE'
ML00874  EQU   *
 FC 'User Friendly: Never having to say "I read the manual."'
 DC X'FE'
ML00875  EQU   *
 FC 'The simplest and easiest of programs will be supplied with a manua+
               l worded in the most complicated way.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00876  EQU   *
 FC 'All real programs contain errors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00877  EQU   *
 FC 'Any given program, when running correctly, is obsolete.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00878  EQU   *
 FC 'Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a feature.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00879  EQU   *
 FC 'C program run... Run, program, run... PLEASE...'
 DC X'FE'
ML00880  EQU   *
 FC 'C programming means never having to say you''re done.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00881  EQU   *
 FC '640k = 4480 in dog bytes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00882  EQU   *
 FC '"Ask not what your computer can do for you..."'
 DC X'FE'
ML00883  EQU   *
 FC '8 hours of debugging and my code is finally...unreadable?'
 DC X'FE'
ML00884  EQU   *
 FC 'All computers wait at the same speed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00885  EQU   *
 FC 'Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a feature.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00886  EQU   *
 FC 'Beat''s me!!! I never read the documentation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00887  EQU   *
 FC 'Documentation - The worst part of programming.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00888  EQU   *
 FC 'Rounded numbers are always false.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00889  EQU   *
 FC 'Sleep is a totally inadequate substitute for caffeine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00890  EQU   *
 FC 'Program feature: Bug with seniority.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00891  EQU   *
 FC 'Computer Lie #1: You''ll never use all that disk space.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00892  EQU   *
 FC 'After four decimal places, nobody really gives a damn.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00893  EQU   *
 FC 'If debugging is the art of removing bugs from a program, then prog+
               ramming is definitely the art of putting them in!'
 DC X'FE'
ML00894  EQU   *
 FC 'On a clear disk you can seek forever'
 DC X'FE'
ML00895  EQU   *
 FC 'If builders made buildings the way programmers wrote programs, a s+
               ingle woodpecker would destroy civilization..'
 DC X'FE'
ML00896  EQU   *
 FC 'The programmer''s national anthem is ''AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!''.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00897  EQU   *
 FC 'Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00898  EQU   *
 FC 'Southern DOS: Y''all reckon? (Yep/Nope)'
 DC X'FE'
ML00899  EQU   *
 FC '"640K ought to be enough for anybody." -Bill Gates, 1981'
 DC X'FE'
ML00900  EQU   *
 FC 'I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!'
 DC X'FE'
ML00901  EQU   *
 FC 'Keyboard not found. Think "F1" to continue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00902  EQU   *
 FC 'Unable to locate coffee. Operator halted.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00903  EQU   *
 FC 'The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not+
                what you want.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00904  EQU   *
 FC 'Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00905  EQU   *
 FC 'Press any key...no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!!!'
 DC X'FE'
ML00906  EQU   *
 FC 'Air-conditioned environment: do not open Windows.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00907  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00908  EQU   *
 FC 'Programmer: a device for converting coffee into programs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00909  EQU   *
 FC '(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened?'
 DC X'FE'
ML00910  EQU   *
 FC 'Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00911  EQU   *
 FC 'REALITY.SYS corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N)'
 DC X'FE'
ML00912  EQU   *
 FC 'Press CTRL+ALT+DEL now for IQ test.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00913  EQU   *
 FC 'Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?'
 DC X'FE'
ML00914  EQU   *
 FC 'Dinner not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)izza?'
 DC X'FE'
ML00915  EQU   *
 FC 'Point not found: (A)bort, (R)eread, (I)gnore?'
 DC X'FE'
ML00916  EQU   *
 FC '(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with a blunt object?'
 DC X'FE'
ML00917  EQU   *
 FC '(A)bort, (F)ail, (T)oss computer across room?'
 DC X'FE'
ML00918  EQU   *
 FC 'Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00919  EQU   *
 FC 'I''ve looked all over, and I can''t find the ANY key...'
 DC X'FE'
ML00920  EQU   *
 FC 'Hit any key to continue. *SMASH* Oops.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00921  EQU   *
 FC 'Computer, I am coming for you. I am going to unsolder you synapse +
               by synapse...'
 DC X'FE'
ML00922  EQU   *
 FC 'Allwight, rho sritched mg kegtops awound?'
 DC X'FE'
ML00923  EQU   *
 FC 'hAS aNYONE sEEN mY cAPSLOCK kEY?'
 DC X'FE'
ML00924  EQU   *
 FC 'Daddy, what does this red button do?/%}NO CARRIER'
 DC X'FE'
ML00925  EQU   *
 FC 'What does "Hard Disk Destroyed" mean?'
 DC X'FE'
ML00926  EQU   *
 FC 'Back up my hard drive? I can''t find the reverse switch!'
 DC X'FE'
ML00927  EQU   *
 FC 'This computer is user-unfriendly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00928  EQU   *
 FC 'What do you mean, you don''t staple diskette labels on?'
 DC X'FE'
ML00929  EQU   *
 FC 'Hard Disk Park? Is that a Disneyland attraction?'
 DC X'FE'
ML00930  EQU   *
 FC 'It works better if you plug it in and THEN turn it on...'
 DC X'FE'
ML00931  EQU   *
 FC 'Windows is NOT a virus. Viruses DO something.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00932  EQU   *
 FC 'File not found. I''ll load something *I* think is interesting.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00933  EQU   *
 FC 'RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00934  EQU   *
 FC 'Apple: copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00935  EQU   *
 FC 'Man, that lightning looks}%/?NO CARRIER'
 DC X'FE'
ML00936  EQU   *
 FC '"It should have been written in Kyptonite, not Cobol". - Clark Ken+
               t'
 DC X'FE'
ML00937  EQU   *
 FC '.. COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods. ---'
 DC X'FE'
ML00938  EQU   *
 FC 'A masochist is anybody who does anything in COBOL.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00939  EQU   *
 FC 'As of tommorrow FORTRAN will be flushed in favor of COBOL'
 DC X'FE'
ML00940  EQU   *
 FC 'Assembler Command: BCPL: Beats Cobol Programming Language'
 DC X'FE'
ML00941  EQU   *
 FC 'Assembler Command: SCOM: Set Cobol-Only Mode'
 DC X'FE'
ML00942  EQU   *
 FC 'BCPL: Beats Cobol Programming Language'
 DC X'FE'
ML00943  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware the Cobolosaurus Rex!'
 DC X'FE'
ML00944  EQU   *
 FC 'CICS....the darker side of COBOL!!!'
 DC X'FE'
ML00945  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL = Completely Obnoxious Because Of Length.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00946  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL = Completely Obsolete, Boring Old Language'
 DC X'FE'
ML00947  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL HACKERS do it by committee'
 DC X'FE'
ML00948  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it very slow'
 DC X'FE'
ML00949  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs'
 DC X'FE'
ML00950  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with reams (of paper).'
 DC X'FE'
ML00951  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL and BASIC and C... Oh, My!'
 DC X'FE'
ML00952  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL can be cured with early detection!'
 DC X'FE'
ML00953  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL debugging: "If we can''t fix it, it ain''t broke"'
 DC X'FE'
ML00954  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL hackers do it by committee.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00955  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL is an acronym for "Compiles Only Because Of Luck."'
 DC X'FE'
ML00956  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL is an exercise in Artificial Inelegance!'
 DC X'FE'
ML00957  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL is not dead, it just smells that way.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00958  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL programmers are self-documenting.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00959  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL programmers do it very slow.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00960  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL programmers do it with bugs'
 DC X'FE'
ML00961  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL programmers do it with punctuation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00962  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods'
 DC X'FE'
ML00963  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00964  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)'
 DC X'FE'
ML00965  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL programs are an example of artificial inelegance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00966  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL programs are an exercise in AI.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00967  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00968  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL programs are examples of artificial inelegance'
 DC X'FE'
ML00969  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL, like cancer, can be cured if deleted early.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00970  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL- Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Language.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00971  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL..(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck'
 DC X'FE'
ML00972  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck'
 DC X'FE'
ML00973  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL.....(C)rude (O)utdated (B)oring (O)bsolete (L)anguage'
 DC X'FE'
ML00974  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL: 25 years of tradition unmarred by progress.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00975  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL: A prime example of artificial inelegance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00976  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL: Compiles Only Because Of Luck'
 DC X'FE'
ML00977  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL: Completely Obnoxious Because Of Length'
 DC X'FE'
ML00978  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL: Completely Obsolete Boring Old Language'
 DC X'FE'
ML00979  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL: Completely Obsolete Boring Old Language'
 DC X'FE'
ML00980  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL: Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Language.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00981  EQU   *
 FC 'COBOL: Crude Outdated Boring Obsolete Language'
 DC X'FE'
ML00982  EQU   *
 FC 'Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00983  EQU   *
 FC 'Def: COBOL: Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Language.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00984  EQU   *
 FC 'Evolution: Billions of years of God''s Cobol code....'
 DC X'FE'
ML00985  EQU   *
 FC 'Go FORTH and C PASCAL play COBOL with an APL.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00986  EQU   *
 FC 'I admit I wrote in COBOL once, but I didn''t compile'
 DC X'FE'
ML00987  EQU   *
 FC 'I speak English, but COBOL-85 is my native tongue'
 DC X'FE'
ML00988  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m a programmer, I don''t do COBOL.'
 DC X'FE'
ML00989  EQU   *
 FC 'If it weren''t for C, we''d all use Pascal, BASIC and COBOL!'
 DC X'FE'
ML00990  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - AG: Add Gibberish'
 DC X'FE'
ML00991  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - AGO: Allow Games Only'
 DC X'FE'
ML00992  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - AII: Add Insult to Injury'
 DC X'FE'
ML00993  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - APX: Apply Power and eXplode'
 DC X'FE'
ML00994  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - ARG: Agree to Run Garbage'
 DC X'FE'
ML00995  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - ASBM: Add Soap to Bubble Memor+
               y'
 DC X'FE'
ML00996  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - ASPR: Arithmetic Shift Passwor+
               ds Right'
 DC X'FE'
ML00997  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BA: Branch Approximate'
 DC X'FE'
ML00998  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BBL: Branch on Burned out Ligh+
               t'
 DC X'FE'
ML00999  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BDC: Break Down and Cry'
 DC X'FE'
ML01000  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BEQ: Buy EQuipment'
 DC X'FE'
ML01001  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BFM: Branch on Full Moon'
 DC X'FE'
ML01002  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BFP: Blow Front Panel'
 DC X'FE'
ML01003  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BGL: Branch and Goto Lunch'
 DC X'FE'
ML01004  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BH: Branch and Hang'
 DC X'FE'
ML01005  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BIB: Branch If Branch if branc+
               h...'
 DC X'FE'
ML01006  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BLI: Branch and Loop Infinite'
 DC X'FE'
ML01007  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BNE: Buy Non-IBM Equipment'
 DC X'FE'
ML01008  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BOMB: Burn Out Memory Banks'
 DC X'FE'
ML01009  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BOZO: Use Multics operating sy+
               stem'
 DC X'FE'
ML01010  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BPB: Branch on Program Bug'
 DC X'FE'
ML01011  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BPP: Branch Pretty Please'
 DC X'FE'
ML01012  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BSO: Branch Sort Of'
 DC X'FE'
ML01013  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BW: Branch on Whim'
 DC X'FE'
ML01014  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BYEBYE: Store in Write-Only St+
               orage'
 DC X'FE'
ML01015  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BZR: Branch if piZza Ready'
 DC X'FE'
ML01016  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - CAO: Compare Apples to Oranges+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML01017  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - CBA: Compare if Biorhythms Ame+
               nable'
 DC X'FE'
ML01018  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - CCC: Crash if Carry Clear'
 DC X'FE'
ML01019  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - CCP: Clear Core and Proceed'
 DC X'FE'
ML01020  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - CDC: Clear Disks and Crash'
 DC X'FE'
ML01021  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - CEQ: Corrupt and Erase Queue'
 DC X'FE'
ML01022  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - CLOUT: Call Long-distance On U+
               nused Telephone'
 DC X'FE'
ML01023  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - CM: Circulate Memory'
 DC X'FE'
ML01024  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - CMN: Convert to Mayan Numerals+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML01025  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - COMB: Straighten Wires'
 DC X'FE'
ML01026  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - CPE: Create Parity Error'
 DC X'FE'
ML01027  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - CPM: Change Programmer''s Mind+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML01028  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - CPP: Crush Plotter Pen'
 DC X'FE'
ML01029  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - CRN: Compare to Random Number'
 DC X'FE'
ML01030  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - CSD: Charge Surreptitiously to+
                DOE'
 DC X'FE'
ML01031  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - CSF: Charge to NSF'
 DC X'FE'
ML01032  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - CWB: Carry With Borrow'
 DC X'FE'
ML01033  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - D: Detonate'
 DC X'FE'
ML01034  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - DC: Divide and Conquer'
 DC X'FE'
ML01035  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - DCBP: Detonate Chair on Bad Pa+
               ssword'
 DC X'FE'
ML01036  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - DCVP: Destroy another Computer+
                Via Phone-link'
 DC X'FE'
ML01037  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - DMK: Destroy Memory-protection+
                Key'
 DC X'FE'
ML01038  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - DMZ: Divide Memory by Zero'
 DC X'FE'
ML01039  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - DNC: Do Not Collect $200'
 DC X'FE'
ML01040  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - DNPG: Do Not Pass Go'
 DC X'FE'
ML01041  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - DO: Deadstart Operator'
 DC X'FE'
ML01042  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - DPC: Double Precision Crash'
 DC X'FE'
ML01043  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - DPN: Double Precision No-op'
 DC X'FE'
ML01044  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - DSO: Do Something or Other'
 DC X'FE'
ML01045  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - DST: Deadlock System Tables'
 DC X'FE'
ML01046  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - DTF: Dump Tape to Floor'
 DC X'FE'
ML01047  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - DTFS: Dump Tape to Floor and S+
               hred'
 DC X'FE'
ML01048  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - DUL: Delete Utility Library'
 DC X'FE'
ML01049  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - EBO: Emulate Brown-Out'
 DC X'FE'
ML01050  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - ED: Eject Disk'
 DC X'FE'
ML01051  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - EF: Emulate Fireworks'
 DC X'FE'
ML01052  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - EFB: Emulate Five-volt Battery+
                mode'
 DC X'FE'
ML01053  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - EFBI: Emulate Five-volt Batter+
               y Intermittently'
 DC X'FE'
ML01054  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - EIV: Erase IPL Volume'
 DC X'FE'
ML01055  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - EOS: Erase Operating System'
 DC X'FE'
ML01056  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - EROS: Erase Read-Only Storage'
 DC X'FE'
ML01057  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - ESBD: Erase System and Burn Do+
               cumentation'
 DC X'FE'
ML01058  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - ESC: Emulate Small Child'
 DC X'FE'
ML01059  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - ESR: Emulate Slide Rule'
 DC X'FE'
ML01060  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - ETO: Emulate Toaster Oven'
 DC X'FE'
ML01061  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - FA: Failsafe Armed'
 DC X'FE'
ML01062  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - FCE: Fill Core with Epoxy'
 DC X'FE'
ML01063  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - FD: Failsafe Disarmed'
 DC X'FE'
ML01064  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - FLR: Flash Lights Randomly'
 DC X'FE'
ML01065  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - FR: Flip Record'
 DC X'FE'
ML01066  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - FSE: Fake Serious Error'
 DC X'FE'
ML01067  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - FSM: Fold, Spindle and Mutilat+
               e'
 DC X'FE'
ML01068  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - FSRA: Forms Skip and Run-Away'
 DC X'FE'
ML01069  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - GLV: Ground the Line Voltage'
 DC X'FE'
ML01070  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - GME: Generate Meaningless Erro+
               r'
 DC X'FE'
ML01071  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - GSI: Garble Subsequent Instruc+
               tion'
 DC X'FE'
ML01072  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - HAL: Murder Operator'
 DC X'FE'
ML01073  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - HALT: No-Op'
 DC X'FE'
ML01074  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - HBT: Harvest Binary Tree'
 DC X'FE'
ML01075  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - HCF: Halt and Catch Fire'
 DC X'FE'
ML01076  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - HCFI: Halt and Catch Fire Imme+
               diate'
 DC X'FE'
ML01077  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - HEM: Hide Evidence of Malfunct+
               ion'
 DC X'FE'
ML01078  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - HSJ: Hop, Skip and Jump'
 DC X'FE'
ML01079  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - IA: Illogical And'
 DC X'FE'
ML01080  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - IAI: Ignore All Instructions'
 DC X'FE'
ML01081  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - IAM: Increase Amperage Above M+
               aximum'
 DC X'FE'
ML01082  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - IBLU: Ignore Basic Laws of Uni+
               verse'
 DC X'FE'
ML01083  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - IG: Insert Garbage'
 DC X'FE'
ML01084  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - IIB: Ignore Inquiry and Branch+
                anyway'
 DC X'FE'
ML01085  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - IKI: Ignore Keyboard Input'
 DC X'FE'
ML01086  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - IML: Invoke Murphy''s Laws'
 DC X'FE'
ML01087  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - IO: Illogical Or'
 DC X'FE'
ML01088  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - IOP: Insult OPerator'
 DC X'FE'
ML01089  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - IPL: Invent Program Lines'
 DC X'FE'
ML01090  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - IXM: Initiate X-rated error Me+
               ssages'
 DC X'FE'
ML01091  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - JSP: Jump on Sexy Programmer'
 DC X'FE'
ML01092  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - JTC: Jump To Conclusions'
 DC X'FE'
ML01093  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - JUM: Jeer at User''s Mistake'
 DC X'FE'
ML01094  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - KFP: Kindle Fire in Printer'
 DC X'FE'
ML01095  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - L: Lie!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01096  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - LA: Lockout Access'
 DC X'FE'
ML01097  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - LAG: Load and Garble'
 DC X'FE'
ML01098  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - LB: connect Line-voltage to BI+
               TNET'
 DC X'FE'
ML01099  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - LC: Lobotomize CPU'
 DC X'FE'
ML01100  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - LCD: Launch Cartridge Disk'
 DC X'FE'
ML01101  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - LD: Lose Device'
 DC X'FE'
ML01102  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - LINO: Last In, Never Out mode'
 DC X'FE'
ML01103  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - LJD: Lock Job on Disk'
 DC X'FE'
ML01104  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - LOOP: (go to LOOP)'
 DC X'FE'
ML01105  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - LOW: Launch on Warning'
 DC X'FE'
ML01106  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - LTT: Lose Timing Track'
 DC X'FE'
ML01107  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - MAW: Make Aggravating Whine'
 DC X'FE'
ML01108  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - MBR: Move Bits Randomly'
 DC X'FE'
ML01109  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - MC: Melt down Core'
 DC X'FE'
ML01110  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - MD: Move and Drop bits'
 DC X'FE'
ML01111  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - MET: Misread and Eat Tape'
 DC X'FE'
ML01112  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - MFC: Mangle Following Command'
 DC X'FE'
ML01113  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - MII: Mask all Interrupts and t+
               hen Interrupt'
 DC X'FE'
ML01114  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - MT: Muddle Through'
 DC X'FE'
ML01115  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - MTP: MounT Programmer'
 DC X'FE'
ML01116  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - MW: Multiply Work'
 DC X'FE'
ML01117  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - NBR: Unconditional No BRanch'
 DC X'FE'
ML01118  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - NBRM: Unconditional No BRanch +
               Multiple'
 DC X'FE'
ML01119  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - NNI: Neglect Next Instruction'
 DC X'FE'
ML01120  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - NOP: Randomize the PSW and the+
               n branch'
 DC X'FE'
ML01121  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - OI: Vey'
 DC X'FE'
ML01122  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - OKP: On your Knees and Pray!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01123  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - PBC: Print and Break Chain'
 DC X'FE'
ML01124  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - PBF: Pay Bus Fare'
 DC X'FE'
ML01125  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - PBT: Prune Binary Tree'
 DC X'FE'
ML01126  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - PDH: Page to Disk for the Hell+
                of it'
 DC X'FE'
ML01127  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - PFM: Pray For Miracle'
 DC X'FE'
ML01128  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - PHP: Put Hackers into Privileg+
               ed mode'
 DC X'FE'
ML01129  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - PIC: Permute Instruction Codes+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML01130  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - PMT: Punch Magnetic Tape'
 DC X'FE'
ML01131  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - PNG: Pass Noxious Gas'
 DC X'FE'
ML01132  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - PO: Punch Operator'
 DC X'FE'
ML01133  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - POI: Power Off Intermittently'
 DC X'FE'
ML01134  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - PRM: PRint Money'
 DC X'FE'
ML01135  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - PS: Pirate Software'
 DC X'FE'
ML01136  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - PSM: Print and SMear'
 DC X'FE'
ML01137  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - PSP: Push Stack Pointer'
 DC X'FE'
ML01138  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - PUS: PUrge System'
 DC X'FE'
ML01139  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - PWB: Put to Waste Basket'
 DC X'FE'
ML01140  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - QVC: Question Valid Command'
 DC X'FE'
ML01141  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RAI: Randomize Accounting Info+
               rmation'
 DC X'FE'
ML01142  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RBR: Remove Bits Randomly'
 DC X'FE'
ML01143  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RBT: Rewind and Break Tape'
 DC X'FE'
ML01144  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RC: Rewind Core'
 DC X'FE'
ML01145  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RCM: Randomly Corrupt Microcod+
               e'
 DC X'FE'
ML01146  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RCR: Rewind Card Reader'
 DC X'FE'
ML01147  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RCS: Read Card Sideways'
 DC X'FE'
ML01148  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RDL: Rotate Disk Left'
 DC X'FE'
ML01149  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RDLI: Rotate Disk Left Immedia+
               te'
 DC X'FE'
ML01150  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RDR: Rotate Disk Right'
 DC X'FE'
ML01151  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RDRI: Rotate Disk Right Immedi+
               ate'
 DC X'FE'
ML01152  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - REP: Randomly Execute Programm+
               ers'
 DC X'FE'
ML01153  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RG: Read inter-record Gap'
 DC X'FE'
ML01154  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RIW: Re-Invent Wheel'
 DC X'FE'
ML01155  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RJT: Read and Jam Tape'
 DC X'FE'
ML01156  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RLB: Ruin Logic Board'
 DC X'FE'
ML01157  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RLBM: Ruin Logic Board Multipl+
               e'
 DC X'FE'
ML01158  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RLBMI: Ruin Logic Board Multip+
               le Indexed'
 DC X'FE'
ML01159  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RNC: Re-Number Channels'
 DC X'FE'
ML01160  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RP: Read Printer'
 DC X'FE'
ML01161  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RPM: Read Programmer''s Mind'
 DC X'FE'
ML01162  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RPSW: Randomize Program Status+
                Word'
 DC X'FE'
ML01163  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RSC: Rewind System Clock'
 DC X'FE'
ML01164  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RTS: Rewind Tape and Shred'
 DC X'FE'
ML01165  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RWD: Rewind Disk'
 DC X'FE'
ML01166  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - Recursive: (see Recursive)'
 DC X'FE'
ML01167  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SARTRE: (Statement has no purp+
               ose)'
 DC X'FE'
ML01168  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SBB: Store in Bit Bucket'
 DC X'FE'
ML01169  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SCEU: Simulate Correct Executi+
               on, Usually'
 DC X'FE'
ML01170  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SCS: Spurious Cold Start'
 DC X'FE'
ML01171  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SD: Self Destruct'
 DC X'FE'
ML01172  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SDD: Scratch Disk and Die'
 DC X'FE'
ML01173  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SDJ: Send all Data to Japan'
 DC X'FE'
ML01174  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SDL: Shift Disk Left'
 DC X'FE'
ML01175  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SDLI: Shift Disk Left Immedite+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML01176  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SDP: Search and Destroy Pointe+
               r'
 DC X'FE'
ML01177  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SDR: Shift Disk Right'
 DC X'FE'
ML01178  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SDRI: Shift Disk Right Immedia+
               te'
 DC X'FE'
ML01179  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SDS: Sort of Do Something'
 DC X'FE'
ML01180  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SEOB: Set Every Other Bit'
 DC X'FE'
ML01181  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SFA: Seek Financial Assistance+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML01182  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SG: Show Garbage'
 DC X'FE'
ML01183  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SGD: Spin and Granulate Disks'
 DC X'FE'
ML01184  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SHP: Solve Halting Problem'
 DC X'FE'
ML01185  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SHUTDOWN: (See EFB)'
 DC X'FE'
ML01186  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SM: Sear Memory'
 DC X'FE'
ML01187  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SNARF: System Normalize And Re+
               set Flags'
 DC X'FE'
ML01188  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SOD: Scribble On Disk'
 DC X'FE'
ML01189  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SPAT: Show Passwords on All Te+
               rminals'
 DC X'FE'
ML01190  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SPDS: Scramble PDS'
 DC X'FE'
ML01191  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SRZ: Subtract and Reset to Zer+
               o'
 DC X'FE'
ML01192  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SSAN: Stop, and See if Anyone +
               Notices'
 DC X'FE'
ML01193  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SSD: Scramble Segment Director+
               y'
 DC X'FE'
ML01194  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SSN: Set Serial Number'
 DC X'FE'
ML01195  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SSU: Screw the System Users'
 DC X'FE'
ML01196  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - ST: Scratch Tape'
 DC X'FE'
ML01197  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - START: Cancel preceding jobs i+
               n queue'
 DC X'FE'
ML01198  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - STBR: Scratch Tape Before Read+
               ing'
 DC X'FE'
ML01199  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - STOP: No Op'
 DC X'FE'
ML01200  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SVC: Swindle, Violate and Corr+
               upt'
 DC X'FE'
ML01201  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - SVE: Skip on Vernal Equinox'
 DC X'FE'
ML01202  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - TCP: Terminate Control Program+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML01203  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - TDB: Transfer and Drop Bits'
 DC X'FE'
ML01204  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - TIO: Take It Over'
 DC X'FE'
ML01205  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - TOAC: Turn Off Air Conditioner+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML01206  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - TSZ: Thus Spake Zarathustra'
 DC X'FE'
ML01207  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - TVO: Type Various Obscenities'
 DC X'FE'
ML01208  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - UBC: Use Bad Chip'
 DC X'FE'
ML01209  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - UDF: Use Disk for Frisbee'
 DC X'FE'
ML01210  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - ULC: Undo Last Command'
 DC X'FE'
ML01211  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - UTD: Unravel Tape into Drive'
 DC X'FE'
ML01212  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - VAX: Change vendor immediately+
                (See BNE)'
 DC X'FE'
ML01213  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - VDP: Violate Design Parameters+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML01214  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - VMB: Verify, then Make Bad'
 DC X'FE'
ML01215  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - WAF: Warn After the Fact'
 DC X'FE'
ML01216  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - WBT: Water Binary Tree'
 DC X'FE'
ML01217  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - WC: Wind Clock'
 DC X'FE'
ML01218  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - WDS: Warp Drive, Scotty!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01219  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - WE: Write and Erase data'
 DC X'FE'
ML01220  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - WFL: Wave FLag'
 DC X'FE'
ML01221  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - WK: Write to Keyboard'
 DC X'FE'
ML01222  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - WNR: Write Noisy Record'
 DC X'FE'
ML01223  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - WROM: Write to Read Only Memor+
               y'
 DC X'FE'
ML01224  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - WRTJ: Who Reads This Junk?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01225  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - WWLR: Write Wrong Length Recor+
               d'
 DC X'FE'
ML01226  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - XA: Execute Address field'
 DC X'FE'
ML01227  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - XER: Exclusive ERror'
 DC X'FE'
ML01228  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - XI: Execute Invalid op-code'
 DC X'FE'
ML01229  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - XID: Exchange Instructions wit+
               h Data'
 DC X'FE'
ML01230  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - XM: Exclusive Maybe'
 DC X'FE'
ML01231  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - XO: Execute Operator'
 DC X'FE'
ML01232  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - XYZZY: Branch and Play Adventu+
               re'
 DC X'FE'
ML01233  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - YII: Yield to Irresistable Imp+
               ulse'
 DC X'FE'
ML01234  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - YOGA: Exit Finite-State Mode'
 DC X'FE'
ML01235  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - YOYO: (See EFBI)'
 DC X'FE'
ML01236  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - ZCFH: Zero Core For the Hell o+
               f it'
 DC X'FE'
ML01237  EQU   *
 FC 'MVS PROGRAMMERS would do it, if RACF would let them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01238  EQU   *
 FC 'PLASTIQUE (Cobol) activates Jan 1 - Sep 21'
 DC X'FE'
ML01239  EQU   *
 FC 'PLEASE SHOOT ME I KNOW COBOL!!!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01240  EQU   *
 FC 'Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01241  EQU   *
 FC 'SCOM: Set Cobol-Only Mode'
 DC X'FE'
ML01242  EQU   *
 FC 'Sorry. I don''t "do" COBOL.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01243  EQU   *
 FC 'The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test".'
 DC X'FE'
ML01244  EQU   *
 FC 'Too. Much. COBOL:. You. Put. Periods. Everywhere.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01245  EQU   *
 FC 'Windows is as object oriented as COBOL is structured.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01246  EQU   *
 FC 'YOU can help wipe out COBOL in our lifetime'
 DC X'FE'
ML01247  EQU   *
 FC 'You want programming jokes? OK: BASIC, Pascal, COBOL, Windows.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01248  EQU   *
 FC 'You want programming jokes? Ok, COBOL, FORTRAN, Clipper, Dbase, OO+
               P..'
 DC X'FE'
ML01249  EQU   *
 FC 'You want programming jokes? Ok: Pascal, COBOL, ...'
 DC X'FE'
ML01250  EQU   *
 FC '90% of being smart is knowing what you''re dumb at.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01251  EQU   *
 FC 'A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn''t eat the game.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01252  EQU   *
 FC 'A bad peace is even worse than a war.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01253  EQU   *
 FC 'A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01254  EQU   *
 FC 'A beard signifies lice, not brains.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01255  EQU   *
 FC 'A brilliant smile will get you fan mail from lighthouses.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01256  EQU   *
 FC 'A cannibal only opens his mouth to change your feet.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01257  EQU   *
 FC 'A choice is always possible, even without any options.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01258  EQU   *
 FC 'A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01259  EQU   *
 FC 'A clear conscience is most often a sign of a bad memory.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01260  EQU   *
 FC 'A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01261  EQU   *
 FC 'A diploma proves only that you know how to find an answer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01262  EQU   *
 FC 'A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01263  EQU   *
 FC 'A farmer is always going to make it rich the next year.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01264  EQU   *
 FC 'A feature is a bug with seniority.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01265  EQU   *
 FC 'A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01266  EQU   *
 FC 'A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01267  EQU   *
 FC 'A goal is a dream with a deadline.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01268  EQU   *
 FC 'A good angle to approach any problem is the try-angle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01269  EQU   *
 FC 'A good man gone wrong is usually a bad man found out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01270  EQU   *
 FC 'A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01271  EQU   *
 FC 'A good scare is better than good advice.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01272  EQU   *
 FC 'A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01273  EQU   *
 FC 'A lawyer''s opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01274  EQU   *
 FC 'A little ignorance can go a long way.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01275  EQU   *
 FC 'A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01276  EQU   *
 FC 'Email from a friend: "CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?"'
 DC X'FE'
ML01277  EQU   *
 FC '"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01278  EQU   *
 FC '"It compiled? The first screen came up? Ship it!"'
 FC 'Bill Gates'
 DC X'FE'
ML01279  EQU   *
 FC '"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."'
 DC X'FE'
ML01280  EQU   *
 FC '(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01281  EQU   *
 FC '11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor''s PowerMac G3.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01282  EQU   *
 FC '2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01283  EQU   *
 FC '2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01284  EQU   *
 FC 'A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of'
 FC 'chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01285  EQU   *
 FC 'A computer''s attention span is as long as its power cord.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01286  EQU   *
 FC 'A confident manner is important; computers can sense this.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01287  EQU   *
 FC 'A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01288  EQU   *
 FC 'A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01289  EQU   *
 FC 'A man who turns green has eschewed protein.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01290  EQU   *
 FC 'A penny saved is ridiculous.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01291  EQU   *
 FC 'AI hackers do it with robots.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01292  EQU   *
 FC 'AIRLINE VIRUS'
 FC 'You''re in Dallas, but your data ends up in Singapore.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01293  EQU   *
 FC 'If computer languages were cars - ALGOL 60: An Austin Mini.'
 FC 'Boy that''s a small car.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01294  EQU   *
 FC 'If computer languages were cars - ALGOL 68: An Aston Martin.'
 FC 'An impressive car but not just anyone can drive it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01295  EQU   *
 FC 'APL is a write-only language.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01296  EQU   *
 FC 'If computer languages were cars - APL: A double-decker bus.'
 FC 'It takes rows and columns of passengers to the same place'
 FC 'all at the same time but it drives only in reverse and is'
 FC 'instrumented in Greek.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01297  EQU   *
 FC 'ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:'
 FC 'Terminates your session and then disappears. - It''ll be back.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01298  EQU   *
 FC 'ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01299  EQU   *
 FC 'AT&&T VIRUS - Every three minutes it tells you what'
 FC 'great service you are getting.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01300  EQU   *
 FC 'If computer languages were cars - Ada: An army-green Mercedes-Benz+
                staff car.'
 FC 'Power steering, power brakes, and automatic transmission are stand+
               ard.'
 FC 'No other colours or options are available.  If it''s good enough'
 FC 'for generals, it''s good enough for you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01301  EQU   *
 FC 'Adding manpower to a late software project only makes it later.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01302  EQU   *
 FC 'Adult: one old enough to know better.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01303  EQU   *
 FC 'All computers wait at the same speed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01304  EQU   *
 FC 'All extremists should be taken out and shot.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01305  EQU   *
 FC 'All generalizations are false, including this one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01306  EQU   *
 FC 'All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01307  EQU   *
 FC 'Always practice safe computing - wear a write protect tab!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01308  EQU   *
 FC 'Always remember you''re unique, just like everyone else.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01309  EQU   *
 FC 'Amnesia used to be my favorite word...but then I forgot it'
 DC X'FE'
ML01310  EQU   *
 FC 'An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01311  EQU   *
 FC 'An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01312  EQU   *
 FC 'Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01313  EQU   *
 FC 'As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01314  EQU   *
 FC 'Assassins do it from behind.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01315  EQU   *
 FC 'If computer languages were cars - Assembler: A formula I race car.+
               '
 FC 'Very fast but difficult to drive and maintain.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01316  EQU   *
 FC 'If computer languages were cars - BASIC: A second-hand Rambler'
 FC 'with a rebuilt engine and patched upholstery. Your dad bought'
 FC 'it for you to learn to drive.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01317  EQU   *
 FC 'Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic'
 DC X'FE'
ML01318  EQU   *
 FC 'Backups? We don'' *NEED* no steenking backups.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01319  EQU   *
 FC 'Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01320  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01321  EQU   *
 FC 'Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01322  EQU   *
 FC 'C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. C++ also gives'
 FC 'you the tree object to tie it to.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01323  EQU   *
 FC 'C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01324  EQU   *
 FC 'If computer languages were cars - C++: A black Firebird.'
 FC 'The all macho car. Comes with optional seatbelt (lint)'
 DC X'FE'
ML01325  EQU   *
 FC 'If computer languages were cars - COBOL: A delivery van.'
 FC 'It''s bulky and ugly but it does the work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01326  EQU   *
 FC 'COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key'
 DC X'FE'
ML01327  EQU   *
 FC 'CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01328  EQU   *
 FC 'CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS - The computer locks up, and'
 FC 'screen splits erratically with a message appearing'
 FC 'on each half blaming the other side for the problem.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01329  EQU   *
 FC 'Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01330  EQU   *
 FC 'Caution: Objects in calender are closer than they appear'
 DC X'FE'
ML01331  EQU   *
 FC 'Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01332  EQU   *
 FC 'Chocolate not found - (C)ry, (W)himper, or (D)espair?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01333  EQU   *
 FC 'Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01334  EQU   *
 FC 'Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01335  EQU   *
 FC 'Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01336  EQU   *
 FC 'Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01337  EQU   *
 FC 'DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate err+
               ors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01338  EQU   *
 FC 'DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS'
 DC X'FE'
ML01339  EQU   *
 FC 'Daddy, why doesn''t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01340  EQU   *
 FC 'Did anyone see my lost carrier?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01341  EQU   *
 FC 'Did you know that no-one ever reads these things?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01342  EQU   *
 FC 'Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01343  EQU   *
 FC 'Do molecule biologists wear designer genes?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01344  EQU   *
 FC 'Does fuzzy logic tickle?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01345  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t take life too seriously, you won''t get out alive.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01346  EQU   *
 FC 'Double your drive space - delete Windows!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01347  EQU   *
 FC 'Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01348  EQU   *
 FC 'E Pluribus Modem'
 DC X'FE'
ML01349  EQU   *
 FC 'E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01350  EQU   *
 FC 'ELVIS VIRUS - Makes your computer get fat and lazy,'
 FC 'then self destructs, only to resurface at shopping'
 FC 'malls and service stations across America.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01351  EQU   *
 FC 'Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...'
 DC X'FE'
ML01352  EQU   *
 FC 'Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)'
 DC X'FE'
ML01353  EQU   *
 FC 'Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01354  EQU   *
 FC 'Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01355  EQU   *
 FC 'Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny'
 DC X'FE'
ML01356  EQU   *
 FC 'Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01357  EQU   *
 FC 'Every program is either trivial or it contains at least one bug.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01358  EQU   *
 FC 'Excuse me for butting in, but I''m interrupt-driven.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01359  EQU   *
 FC 'Exhaustion error: DOS is too tired to boot.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01360  EQU   *
 FC 'Exponentiation is like multiplication with an altitude....'
 DC X'FE'
ML01361  EQU   *
 FC 'FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS -'
 FC 'Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of'
 FC 'which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be'
 FC 'the most important part of your computer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01362  EQU   *
 FC 'If computer languages were cars - FORTH: A go-cart.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01363  EQU   *
 FC 'If computer languages were cars - FORTRAN 77: a six-cylinder'
 FC 'Ford Airline with standard transmission and no seat belts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01364  EQU   *
 FC 'If computer languages were cars - FORTRAN II: A Model T Ford.'
 FC 'Once it was the king of the road.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01365  EQU   *
 FC 'If computer languages were cars - FORTRAN IV: A Model A Ford.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01366  EQU   *
 FC 'FREUDIAN VIRUS -'
 FC 'Your computer becomes obsessed with its own motherboard.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01367  EQU   *
 FC 'Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01368  EQU   *
 FC 'For a reply, please send a self-abused stomped elephant to....'
 DC X'FE'
ML01369  EQU   *
 FC 'Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01370  EQU   *
 FC 'Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01371  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim:'
 FC 'Accidentally kicked in the stomach by a customary fooling around.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01372  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim:'
 FC 'An airplane hit the house and came in.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01373  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim:'
 FC 'Bad corns. Could not wear shoes. Had them removed by surgery.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01374  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: Fallen buttocks.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01375  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim:'
 FC 'Foot broke out and began to run.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01376  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: Fractured 37 ribs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01377  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim:'
 FC 'Getting on a bus, the driver started before I was all in.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01378  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim:'
 FC 'Headaches and earaches caused by my guitar (goiter).'
 DC X'FE'
ML01379  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim:'
 FC 'Hernia from pulling cork out of bottle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01380  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim:'
 FC 'I am an amateur fire-eater. Blowing fire out of mouth, it backfire+
               d.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01381  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim:'
 FC 'I am sick now from an absence in my head.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01382  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim:'
 FC 'I displaced my shoulder swatting a fly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01383  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim:'
 FC 'I fell from the ceiling at home. Am nervous to work now.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01384  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: I had the flue with a touch of amm+
               onia.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01385  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: I had to have my armpits removed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01386  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: I have athlete''s foot on my hands+
               .'
 DC X'FE'
ML01387  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: I have bad eyes and swell feet.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01388  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: I have romantic fever.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01389  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: I hurt my leg and ever since have +
               been decapitated.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01390  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: I put tire patch on playtex girdle+
                and it caused infection in right thigh.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01391  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: I suffered burns while holding shi+
               rt tail up over an open flame to warm my back.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01392  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: I was break-dancing, and I think t+
               he break broke me.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01393  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: I was looking at weights on bowlin+
               g balls when a six-pound ball fell on my head.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01394  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: I was making a turn when a car hit+
                me and broke my arm. I no longer own it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01395  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: I woke up unconscious.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01396  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: It started with a cough and ended +
               with and appendectomy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01397  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: My downfall was a stairway.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01398  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: Shortly after the onset of pain, I+
                became pregnant.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01399  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: While at work, I was lifting a 60-+
               inch'
 FC 'television set and I hurt my back with the help o a friend'
 DC X'FE'
ML01400  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: While dancing in the Navy,'
 FC 'someone stepped on my hand.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01401  EQU   *
 FC 'From an actual insurance claim: While waving goodnight to a friend+
               ,'
 FC 'I fell out a two-story window.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01402  EQU   *
 FC 'GALLUP VIRUS - Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 perc+
               ent of their'
 FC 'data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of+
                error).'
 DC X'FE'
ML01403  EQU   *
 FC 'GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS - Nothing works, but all your diagnosti+
               c'
 FC 'software says everything is fine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01404  EQU   *
 FC 'Give me ambiguity or give me something else.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01405  EQU   *
 FC 'Give: help support hepless victims of computer error.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01406  EQU   *
 FC 'Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01407  EQU   *
 FC 'He who laughs last thinks slowest!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01408  EQU   *
 FC 'Help! I''m modeming... and I can''t hang up!!!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01409  EQU   *
 FC 'Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS'
 DC X'FE'
ML01410  EQU   *
 FC 'Hidden I/O Functions instructions: SCL SET CURSER TO LOUD'
 DC X'FE'
ML01411  EQU   *
 FC 'Hidden I/O Functions instructions: URE UPDATE RECORD AND ERASE'
 DC X'FE'
ML01412  EQU   *
 FC 'Hit any user to continue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01413  EQU   *
 FC 'Hors d''oeuvres: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01414  EQU   *
 FC 'I don''t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01415  EQU   *
 FC 'I don''t want to be young again, I just don''t want to get any old+
               er.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01416  EQU   *
 FC 'I hit the CTRL key but I''m still not in control!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01417  EQU   *
 FC 'I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01418  EQU   *
 FC 'I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01419  EQU   *
 FC 'I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01420  EQU   *
 FC 'I won''t rise to the occasion, but I''ll slide over to it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01421  EQU   *
 FC 'I wouldn''t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01422  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m as confused as a baby in a topless bar.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01423  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m entirely too busy to waste time choosing a tagline to use.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01424  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01425  EQU   *
 FC 'I.R.S.: We''ve got what it takes to take what you''ve got!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01426  EQU   *
 FC 'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01427  EQU   *
 FC 'If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming mus+
               t be'
 FC 'the process of putting them in.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01428  EQU   *
 FC 'If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01429  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t know where you are going you can never get lost.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01430  EQU   *
 FC 'In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01431  EQU   *
 FC 'Install Windows.  It looks good!  Until you boot, that is ...'
 DC X'FE'
ML01432  EQU   *
 FC 'Is it, or isn''t it?? It''s is not, it isn''t ain''t,'
 FC 'and it''s it''s, not its, if you mean it is.'
 FC 'If you don''t, it''s its.  Then too, it''s hers.  It isn''t her''s+
               .'
 FC 'It isn''t our''s either.  It''s ours, and likewise yours and their+
               s'
 DC X'FE'
ML01433  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s hard to be humble when your perfect.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01434  EQU   *
 FC 'If computer languages were cars - Java: All-terrain very slow vehi+
               cle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01435  EQU   *
 FC 'If computer languages were cars - LISP: An electric car.'
 FC 'It''s simple but slow. Seat belts are not available.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01436  EQU   *
 FC 'If computer languages were cars - LOGO: A kiddie''s replica of'
 FC 'a Rolls Royce. Comes with a real engine and a working horn.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01437  EQU   *
 FC 'Learn from your parents'' mistakes - use birth control!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01438  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - BUE: BRANCH ON UNDETECTED ERRO+
               R'
 DC X'FE'
ML01439  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - IGO: Invoke Generalized Omnipo+
               tence'
 DC X'FE'
ML01440  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - DMNS: DO WHAT I MEAN NOT WHAT +
               I SAY'
 DC X'FE'
ML01441  EQU   *
 FC 'Lesser known machine instructions - RPM: READ PROGRAMMER''S MIND'
 DC X'FE'
ML01442  EQU   *
 FC 'Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01443  EQU   *
 FC 'MCI VIRUS - Every three minutes it reminds you that you are paying+
                too'
 FC 'much for the AT&&T Virus.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01444  EQU   *
 FC 'Machines should work; people should think.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01445  EQU   *
 FC 'Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01446  EQU   *
 FC 'Mathematicians do it in theory.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01447  EQU   *
 FC 'Mathematicians take it to the limit.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01448  EQU   *
 FC 'My software never has bugs; it just develops random features.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01449  EQU   *
 FC 'NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS - Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of p+
               eople'
 FC 'really mad just thinking about it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01450  EQU   *
 FC 'NIKE VIRUS - Just does it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01451  EQU   *
 FC 'Never argue with a fool, it makes it hard to tell the difference.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01452  EQU   *
 FC 'OLLIE NORTH VIRUS - Causes your printer to suddenly become a paper+
                shredder.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01453  EQU   *
 FC 'OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 200 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 8+
               0 MB'
 FC 'and then slowly expands back to 200MB.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01454  EQU   *
 FC 'Oh, you''re feeling good? Don''t worry, you''ll get over it....'
 DC X'FE'
ML01455  EQU   *
 FC 'Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01456  EQU   *
 FC 'Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01457  EQU   *
 FC 'On a clear disk you can seek forever.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01458  EQU   *
 FC 'One day you will find yourself and be quite disappointed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01459  EQU   *
 FC 'Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01460  EQU   *
 FC 'PAUL REVERE VIRUS - This revolutionary virus does not horse around+
               .'
 FC 'It warns you of impending hard-disk attack --- once if by LAN, twi+
               ce if by C:'
 DC X'FE'
ML01461  EQU   *
 FC 'PBS VIRUS - Your programs stop every few minutes asking for more d+
               onations'
 FC 'of money for a "good cause." .'
 DC X'FE'
ML01462  EQU   *
 FC 'PL/I is for programmers who can''t decide whether to write in COBO+
               L or Fortran.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01463  EQU   *
 FC 'If computer languages were cars - PL/I: A Cadillac convertible'
 FC 'with automatic transmission, a two-tone paint job, white-wall tire+
               s,'
 FC 'and chrome exhaust pipes'
 DC X'FE'
ML01464  EQU   *
 FC 'POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS - Never calls itself a "virus," but inst+
               ead refers'
 FC 'to itself as an "electronic microorganism."'
 DC X'FE'
ML01465  EQU   *
 FC 'PROLOG/LUCID: Prototype concept cars.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01466  EQU   *
 FC 'If computer languages were cars - Pascal: A Volkswagen Beetle.'
 FC 'It''s small but sturdy. Was once popular with intellectual types.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01467  EQU   *
 FC 'Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01468  EQU   *
 FC 'Please, clean your screen! I can''t see out!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01469  EQU   *
 FC 'Press CTRL>-ALT>-DEL> to continue ...'
 DC X'FE'
ML01470  EQU   *
 FC 'Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...'
 DC X'FE'
ML01471  EQU   *
 FC 'Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01472  EQU   *
 FC 'Pressure is the normal force acting upon an engineer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01473  EQU   *
 FC 'Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing wit+
               h'
 FC 'inanimate objects.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01474  EQU   *
 FC 'Programmers don''t die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01475  EQU   *
 FC 'Proof-read carefully to see if you any words out'
 DC X'FE'
ML01476  EQU   *
 FC 'Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy+
               .'
 DC X'FE'
ML01477  EQU   *
 FC 'Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?'
 FC 'A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat.+
               "'
 DC X'FE'
ML01478  EQU   *
 FC 'Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?'
 FC 'A: Because it is below C level.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01479  EQU   *
 FC 'Quality-minded witches use spell checkers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01480  EQU   *
 FC 'RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01481  EQU   *
 FC 'REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)'
 DC X'FE'
ML01482  EQU   *
 FC 'ROSS PEROT VIRUS - Activates every component in your system just'
 FC 'before the whole thing quits.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01483  EQU   *
 FC 'Read my chips: No new upgrades!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01484  EQU   *
 FC 'Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01485  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers don''t document. If it was hard to write, it shou+
               ld'
 FC 'be hard to understand.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01486  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE'
 DC X'FE'
ML01487  EQU   *
 FC 'Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01488  EQU   *
 FC 'Running a business is about 95% people and 5% economics.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01489  EQU   *
 FC 'SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .'
 DC X'FE'
ML01490  EQU   *
 FC 'SET PATH=Bookshelf;DeskDrawer;Closet;BoxUnderBed;GarbageCan'
 DC X'FE'
ML01491  EQU   *
 FC 'Second-rate people hire third-rate people.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01492  EQU   *
 FC 'Set RestartObjects=AllExceptThatWhichCausedTheProblem'
 DC X'FE'
ML01493  EQU   *
 FC 'Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...'
 DC X'FE'
ML01494  EQU   *
 FC 'Shortest Books Ever Written: 1000 Years of German Humour'
 DC X'FE'
ML01495  EQU   *
 FC 'Shortest Books Ever Written: Americans'' Guide to Etiquette'
 DC X'FE'
ML01496  EQU   *
 FC 'Shortest Books Ever Written: Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts+
                Majors'
 DC X'FE'
ML01497  EQU   *
 FC 'Shortest Books Ever Written: Contraception by Pope John Paul II'
 DC X'FE'
ML01498  EQU   *
 FC 'Shortest Books Ever Written: Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu'
 DC X'FE'
ML01499  EQU   *
 FC 'Shortest Books Ever Written: Everything men know about women'
 DC X'FE'
ML01500  EQU   *
 FC 'Shortest Books Ever Written: Italian War Heroes'
 DC X'FE'
ML01501  EQU   *
 FC 'Shortest Books Ever Written: Jerry Garcia''s Guide to Beating Drug+
                Addiction'
 DC X'FE'
ML01502  EQU   *
 FC 'Shortest Books Ever Written: Royal Family''s Guide to Good Marriag+
               es'
 DC X'FE'
ML01503  EQU   *
 FC 'Shortest Books Ever Written: Safe Places to Travel in the USA'
 DC X'FE'
ML01504  EQU   *
 FC 'Shortest Books Ever Written: The Code of Ethics for Lawyers'
 DC X'FE'
ML01505  EQU   *
 FC 'Shortest Books Ever Written: Who''s who in Puerto Rico'
 DC X'FE'
ML01506  EQU   *
 FC 'Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....'
 DC X'FE'
ML01507  EQU   *
 FC 'Some things have to be believed to be seen.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01508  EQU   *
 FC 'Southern DOS: Y''all reckon? (Yep/Nope)'
 DC X'FE'
ML01509  EQU   *
 FC 'Sped up my PC; ran it on 380V! Works greO?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01510  EQU   *
 FC 'Stealing taglines? Book him for "grand theft motto"!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01511  EQU   *
 FC 'Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01512  EQU   *
 FC 'TED TURNER VIRUS - Colorizes your monochrome monitor.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01513  EQU   *
 FC 'TERRY RANDLE VIRUS - Prints "Oh no you don''t!" whenever you choos+
               e'
 FC '"Abort" from the "Abort, Retry, Fail" message.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01514  EQU   *
 FC 'TEXAS VIRUS Makes sure that it''s bigger than any other file.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01515  EQU   *
 FC 'The barking of dogs does not affect the clouds.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01516  EQU   *
 FC 'The biggest nuts are those which are empty.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01517  EQU   *
 FC 'The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the+
                programmer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01518  EQU   *
 FC 'The determined programmer can write a COBOL program in any languag+
               e.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01519  EQU   *
 FC 'The difference between Genius and Stupidity is that Genius has it'+
               's limits'
 DC X'FE'
ML01520  EQU   *
 FC 'The eleventh commandment: thou shalt not committee.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01521  EQU   *
 FC 'The future is not what it used to be. (It never was.)'
 DC X'FE'
ML01522  EQU   *
 FC 'The gene pool could use a little chlorine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01523  EQU   *
 FC 'The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to ch+
               ance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01524  EQU   *
 FC 'The secret of the universe is @*&&¬¬¬ NO CARRIER'
 DC X'FE'
ML01525  EQU   *
 FC 'The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01526  EQU   *
 FC 'The term "algorithm" is named after Al Gore, former vice-president+
               '
 FC 'of the United States.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01527  EQU   *
 FC 'The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupid+
               ity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01528  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s too much blood in my caffeine system.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01529  EQU   *
 FC 'They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01530  EQU   *
 FC 'Think honk if you''re a telepath.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01531  EQU   *
 FC 'To err is human; to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating Sys+
               tem.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01532  EQU   *
 FC 'To err is human; to really foul things up requires a computer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01533  EQU   *
 FC 'To think is human, to compute, divine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01534  EQU   *
 FC 'Troubleshooting: if it gives you any trouble, shoot it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01535  EQU   *
 FC 'Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01536  EQU   *
 FC 'Unix and Windows = AIX and Panes'
 DC X'FE'
ML01537  EQU   *
 FC 'Virtual, means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01538  EQU   *
 FC 'Virtual: means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01539  EQU   *
 FC 'We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01540  EQU   *
 FC 'We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01541  EQU   *
 FC 'What do you mean you "formatted the cat"?!?!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01542  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - C Is Completely Supported'
 DC X'FE'
ML01543  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - C, IBM, CICS: Superb!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01544  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - CICS 4.1 Isolates Crappy Software'
 DC X'FE'
ML01545  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - CICS Is Certainly SHARE-ware'
 DC X'FE'
ML01546  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - CICS Is Communication Services'
 DC X'FE'
ML01547  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - CICS Is Company Store'
 DC X'FE'
ML01548  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - CICS Is Computer Sanity'
 DC X'FE'
ML01549  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - CICS Is Computer Strength'
 DC X'FE'
ML01550  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - CICS Is Considered SHAREware'
 DC X'FE'
ML01551  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - CICS Is Customer Satisfaction'
 DC X'FE'
ML01552  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - CICS Is Customer''s Selection'
 DC X'FE'
ML01553  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - CTS Is CICS'' Successor'
 DC X'FE'
ML01554  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Cacophony In Complete Silence'
 DC X'FE'
ML01555  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Caesar''s Imperial Circus Spectacle'
 DC X'FE'
ML01556  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Calamity Is Completely Solved'
 DC X'FE'
ML01557  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - California IBMers Code Slowly'
 DC X'FE'
ML01558  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Can IBM Communicate Successfully'
 DC X'FE'
ML01559  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Can IBM Continue to Soar'
 DC X'FE'
ML01560  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Can IMS/DC Continue to Survive?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01561  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Can IT Crawl Sideways?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01562  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Can Improve Customer''s Spirit'
 DC X'FE'
ML01563  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Can Invoke Complete Senility'
 DC X'FE'
ML01564  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Can Invoke Complete Serenity'
 DC X'FE'
ML01565  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Can It Completely Satisfy?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01566  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Can It Compute Swiftly?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01567  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Can It Control Systems?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01568  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Can''t Ignore C''s Strengths'
 DC X'FE'
ML01569  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Can''t Implement Consistent Software'
 DC X'FE'
ML01570  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Can''t Install Can''t Support'
 DC X'FE'
ML01571  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Canadian IBMers Code Slowly'
 DC X'FE'
ML01572  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Capital Investment in Computing Systems'
 DC X'FE'
ML01573  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Cash Is Carelessly Spent'
 DC X'FE'
ML01574  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Causes Interminable Crisis Situations'
 DC X'FE'
ML01575  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Certain Interfaces Cannot Survive'
 DC X'FE'
ML01576  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Certainly IBM can satisfy'
 DC X'FE'
ML01577  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Certainly Is Consuming Storage'
 DC X'FE'
ML01578  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Champion In Customer Solutions'
 DC X'FE'
ML01579  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Changing It Can''t Succeed'
 DC X'FE'
ML01580  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Charging Into Computer Service'
 DC X'FE'
ML01581  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Christmas Is Coming Soon...'
 DC X'FE'
ML01582  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Cics Is Client Server'
 DC X'FE'
ML01583  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Classically Impossible Customer Suggestions+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML01584  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Clearly Implements Client/Server'
 DC X'FE'
ML01585  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Code Is Clearly Structured'
 DC X'FE'
ML01586  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Code It "C" Style'
 DC X'FE'
ML01587  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Colludes In Corporate Success'
 DC X'FE'
ML01588  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Communicating Into Computers Swiftly'
 DC X'FE'
ML01589  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Communication Is CICS''s Strength'
 DC X'FE'
ML01590  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Computers Interfacing Can Soar'
 DC X'FE'
ML01591  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Computing Is CICS''s Stalwarth'
 DC X'FE'
ML01592  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Condoms Increase Casual Sex'
 DC X'FE'
ML01593  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Consistantly Incrementaly Consumes Storage'
 DC X'FE'
ML01594  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Constantly In a Changing State'
 DC X'FE'
ML01595  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Constantly Intoxicated Crazy System'
 DC X'FE'
ML01596  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Consultants Identify Complete Solutions'
 DC X'FE'
ML01597  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Consuming Investment Capital Severely'
 DC X'FE'
ML01598  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Continuously In Computer System'
 DC X'FE'
ML01599  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Control Is CICS''s Specialty'
 DC X'FE'
ML01600  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Convience In Computer Service'
 DC X'FE'
ML01601  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Cost Is Certainly Stupendous'
 DC X'FE'
ML01602  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Costs Immense Cash Sums'
 DC X'FE'
ML01603  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Could It Cause Senility'
 DC X'FE'
ML01604  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Crash IBM Computer Swiftly'
 DC X'FE'
ML01605  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Crashes In Constant Spasms'
 DC X'FE'
ML01606  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Crazed Insane Computer Saboteur'
 DC X'FE'
ML01607  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Creates IBM Cash Surplus'
 DC X'FE'
ML01608  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Creating IBM Cash Surplus'
 DC X'FE'
ML01609  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Creating Increasingly Complex Systems'
 DC X'FE'
ML01610  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Crusading Into Continueous Systems'
 DC X'FE'
ML01611  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Cures Insomnia by Counting Sheep'
 DC X'FE'
ML01612  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Currents In Constant Stream'
 DC X'FE'
ML01613  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Customer In Calm Sleep'
 DC X'FE'
ML01614  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Customer Is Correct Some-of-the-time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01615  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Customer Is Correct Some-of-the-time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01616  EQU   *
 FC 'What does CICS mean? - Cutting Into Computer Charges'
 DC X'FE'
ML01617  EQU   *
 FC 'What is a "free" gift? Aren''t all gifts free?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01618  EQU   *
 FC 'When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01619  EQU   *
 FC 'When in doubt - print''em out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01620  EQU   *
 FC 'When nothing can possibly go wrong, it will.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01621  EQU   *
 FC 'When there''s a will, I want to be in it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01622  EQU   *
 FC 'on a closed loop of paper this simple sentence reads, "When writte+
               n'
 DC X'FE'
ML01623  EQU   *
 FC 'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01624  EQU   *
 FC 'Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my drive?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01625  EQU   *
 FC 'Who''s General Failure && why''s he reading my disk?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01626  EQU   *
 FC 'Why doesn''t DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"'
 DC X'FE'
ML01627  EQU   *
 FC 'Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01628  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger'
 DC X'FE'
ML01629  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet'
 DC X'FE'
ML01630  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every f+
               ile'
 DC X'FE'
ML01631  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong'
 DC X'FE'
ML01632  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused'
 DC X'FE'
ML01633  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive'
 DC X'FE'
ML01634  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardwar+
               e'
 DC X'FE'
ML01635  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments'
 DC X'FE'
ML01636  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML01637  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full'
 DC X'FE'
ML01638  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 00B Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 50MB'
 DC X'FE'
ML01639  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01640  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside'
 DC X'FE'
ML01641  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside'
 DC X'FE'
ML01642  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened'
 DC X'FE'
ML01643  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers'
 DC X'FE'
ML01644  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01645  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01646  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a+
                new one.'
 FC 'Old windows licence is not valid anymore.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01647  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01648  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all yo+
               ur software.'
 FC 'We are terribly sorry.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01649  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error.+
               '
 FC 'Next time you will get a penalty for that.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01650  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadeqaute.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01651  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own cod+
               e.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01652  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wa+
               it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01653  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01654  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be+
                lost.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01655  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box.+
               '
 FC 'The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically+
                be closed'
 FC 'and the virus will be activated again.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01656  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installe+
               d.'
 FC 'Please click the left mouse button to continue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01657  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered.'
 FC 'Next errors will not be displayed or recorded.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01658  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session.'
 FC 'Do you want to play another game?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01659  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting fo+
               r the system'
 FC 'to complete boot procedure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01660  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 50.312.583 Bytes available'
 DC X'FE'
ML01661  EQU   *
 FC 'WinErr: 909 Keyboard not found, please hit F5 to continue'
 DC X'FE'
ML01662  EQU   *
 FC 'Windows: Just another pain in the glass.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01663  EQU   *
 FC 'Words must be weighed, not counted.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01664  EQU   *
 FC 'You can tell a real programmer by the keyboard dents in his forehe+
               ad.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01665  EQU   *
 FC 'You have the right to remain silent.'
 FC 'Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01666  EQU   *
 FC 'You still need the last file you removed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01667  EQU   *
 FC 'There may be lots of religions to die for, but there is  none to k+
               ill for'
 DC X'FE'
ML01668  EQU   *
 FC 'If it is true that one learns by his mistakes -- then I am a geniu+
               s'
 DC X'FE'
ML01669  EQU   *
 FC '!sgub evah t''nseod CP sihT ?sgub naem ayaddahW'
 DC X'FE'
ML01670  EQU   *
 FC '#define QUESTION ((bb) ¦¦ !(bb)) - Shakespeare.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01671  EQU   *
 FC 'Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01672  EQU   *
 FC 'E=Mc^5...nahhh...E=Mc^4...nahh...E=Mc^3...ah, the hell with it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01673  EQU   *
 FC 'Today''s subliminal thought is:'
 DC X'FE'
ML01674  EQU   *
 FC 'Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01675  EQU   *
 FC 'Calm down -- it''s only ones and zeros.'''
 DC X'FE'
ML01676  EQU   *
 FC 'Profanity: the universal programming language'''
 DC X'FE'
ML01677  EQU   *
 FC '..... REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Unable to recover Universe'
 DC X'FE'
ML01678  EQU   *
 FC '...now touch these wires to your tongue!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01679  EQU   *
 FC '.signature not found! reformat hard drive? ÝYn¨'
 DC X'FE'
ML01680  EQU   *
 FC '10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01681  EQU   *
 FC '29A, the hexadecimal of the Beast.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01682  EQU   *
 FC '<-------- The information went data way -------->'
 DC X'FE'
ML01683  EQU   *
 FC 'A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1'
 DC X'FE'
ML01684  EQU   *
 FC 'A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01685  EQU   *
 FC 'A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01686  EQU   *
 FC 'A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want +
               it to do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01687  EQU   *
 FC 'A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren''t brok+
               en.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01688  EQU   *
 FC 'A computer''s attention span is only as long as its extension cord+
               .'
 DC X'FE'
ML01689  EQU   *
 FC 'A fault tolerant system must report the faults even as it tolerate+
               s them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01690  EQU   *
 FC 'A hacker does for love what others would not do for money. - Laura+
                Creighton'
 DC X'FE'
ML01691  EQU   *
 FC 'A list is only as strong as its weakest link. - Don Knuth'
 DC X'FE'
ML01692  EQU   *
 FC 'A low level language is one whose programs require attention to th+
               e irrelevant'
 DC X'FE'
ML01693  EQU   *
 FC 'A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroo+
               m.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01694  EQU   *
 FC 'A successful tool is used to do something undreamed of by its auth+
               or'
 DC X'FE'
ML01695  EQU   *
 FC 'A)bort, R)etry or S)elf-destruct?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01696  EQU   *
 FC 'A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01697  EQU   *
 FC 'A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01698  EQU   *
 FC 'A)bort, R)etry, P)ee in drive door'
 DC X'FE'
ML01699  EQU   *
 FC 'AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous'
 DC X'FE'
ML01700  EQU   *
 FC 'APATHY ERROR: Don''t bother striking any key.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01701  EQU   *
 FC 'APL is a write-only language. - Roy Keir'
 DC X'FE'
ML01702  EQU   *
 FC 'ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01703  EQU   *
 FC 'Abstraction is achieved by data hiding and enforced by encapsulati+
               on.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01704  EQU   *
 FC 'Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. - Brook+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML01705  EQU   *
 FC 'Advanced design: Upper management doesn''t understand it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01706  EQU   *
 FC 'After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01707  EQU   *
 FC 'All computers run at the same speed...with the power off.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01708  EQU   *
 FC 'All new: The software is not compatible with previous versions.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01709  EQU   *
 FC 'All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors+
               .'
 DC X'FE'
ML01710  EQU   *
 FC 'All the simple programs have been written, and all the good names +
               taken.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01711  EQU   *
 FC 'All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01712  EQU   *
 FC 'All you need to know is the user interface. - J. Redford'
 DC X'FE'
ML01713  EQU   *
 FC 'An algorithm must be seen to be believed. - D. E. Knuth'
 DC X'FE'
ML01714  EQU   *
 FC 'An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01715  EQU   *
 FC 'And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01716  EQU   *
 FC 'Another megabytes the dust.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01717  EQU   *
 FC 'Any given program will expand to fill available memory.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01718  EQU   *
 FC 'Any nitwit can understand computers. Many do. - Ted Nelson'
 DC X'FE'
ML01719  EQU   *
 FC 'Any program that runs right is obsolete.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01720  EQU   *
 FC 'Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented a+
               nd used.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01721  EQU   *
 FC 'Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.+
                - Kulawiec'
 DC X'FE'
ML01722  EQU   *
 FC 'Artificial Intelligence: Making computers behave like they do in t+
               he movies.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01723  EQU   *
 FC 'As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.+
                - Weisert'
 DC X'FE'
ML01724  EQU   *
 FC 'As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01725  EQU   *
 FC 'Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swi+
               m.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01726  EQU   *
 FC 'Asking whether machines can think is like asking whether submarine+
               s can swim.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01727  EQU   *
 FC 'Avoid GOTOs completely if you can keep the program readable.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01728  EQU   *
 FC 'Avoid temporary variables and strange women.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01729  EQU   *
 FC 'Avoid the Fortran arithmetic IF (or better yet, just avoid Fortran+
               ).'
 DC X'FE'
ML01730  EQU   *
 FC 'Avoid unnecessary branches.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01731  EQU   *
 FC 'BASIC is to computer programming as QWERTY is to typing. - Seymour+
                Papert'
 DC X'FE'
ML01732  EQU   *
 FC 'BREAKFAST.COM halted... cereal port not responding!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01733  EQU   *
 FC 'Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01734  EQU   *
 FC 'Backup not found: A)bort, R)etry, M)assive heart failure?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01735  EQU   *
 FC 'Backups? We doan *NEED* no steenking baX%¬~,VbKx NO CARRIER'
 DC X'FE'
ML01736  EQU   *
 FC 'Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01737  EQU   *
 FC 'Bad style destroys an otherwise superb program.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01738  EQU   *
 FC 'Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing two fingers. - Tom+
                Lehrer'
 DC X'FE'
ML01739  EQU   *
 FC 'Be careful when a loop exits to the same place from side and botto+
               m.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01740  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. - Leonard Brandwein'
 DC X'FE'
ML01741  EQU   *
 FC 'Brain fried; core dumped.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01742  EQU   *
 FC 'Breakthrough: It finally booted on the first try.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01743  EQU   *
 FC 'Breakthrough: It nearly booted on the first try.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01744  EQU   *
 FC 'Bug? That''s not a bug, that''s a feature. -T. John Wendel'
 DC X'FE'
ML01745  EQU   *
 FC 'CCITT - Can''t Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today'
 DC X'FE'
ML01746  EQU   *
 FC 'CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..'
 DC X'FE'
ML01747  EQU   *
 FC 'Capt''n! The spellchecker kinna take this abuse!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01748  EQU   *
 FC 'Choose variable names that will not be confused.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01749  EQU   *
 FC 'Close your eyes and press escape three times.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01750  EQU   *
 FC 'Compatible: Gracefully accepts erroneous data from any source.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01751  EQU   *
 FC 'Computer Science: solving today''s problems tomorrow.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01752  EQU   *
 FC 'Computer and car salesmen differ in that the latter know when they+
                are lying.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01753  EQU   *
 FC 'Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS'
 DC X'FE'
ML01754  EQU   *
 FC 'Computer programmers do it byte by byte.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01755  EQU   *
 FC 'Computers are a more fun way to do the same work you''d have to do+
                without them'
 DC X'FE'
ML01756  EQU   *
 FC 'Computers are only human.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01757  EQU   *
 FC 'Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. - G+
               ilb'
 DC X'FE'
ML01758  EQU   *
 FC 'Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Pic+
               asso'
 DC X'FE'
ML01759  EQU   *
 FC 'Computers talk to each other worse than their designers do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01760  EQU   *
 FC 'Computers... are not designed, as we are, for ambiguity. - Thomas'
 DC X'FE'
ML01761  EQU   *
 FC 'Congratulations! You are the one-millionth user to log into our sy+
               stem.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01762  EQU   *
 FC 'Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming. - K+
               ernigan'
 DC X'FE'
ML01763  EQU   *
 FC 'Customer: A primitive life form at the bottom of the food chain.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01764  EQU   *
 FC 'DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01765  EQU   *
 FC 'Death is a nonmaskable interrupt.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01766  EQU   *
 FC 'Debugger: A tool that substitutes afterthought for forethought.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01767  EQU   *
 FC 'Design simplicity: It was developed on a shoe-string budget.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01768  EQU   *
 FC 'Design: The activity of preparing for a design review.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01769  EQU   *
 FC 'Diagnostics are the programs that run when nothing else will.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01770  EQU   *
 FC 'Disc space, the final frontier!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01771  EQU   *
 FC 'Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact, or fact are transmission+
                errors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01772  EQU   *
 FC 'Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01773  EQU   *
 FC 'Do you like me for my brain or my baud?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01774  EQU   *
 FC 'Document code? Why do you think they call it "code?"'
 DC X'FE'
ML01775  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t comment or patch bad code; rewrite it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01776  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t compare floating point numbers solely for equality.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01777  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t diddle code to make it faster; find a better algorithm.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01778  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t document the program; program the document.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01779  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t hit the keys so hard, it hurts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01780  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t let the computer bugs bite!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01781  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t stop at one bug.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01782  EQU   *
 FC 'Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01783  EQU   *
 FC 'EBCDIC: Erase, Back up, Chew Disk, Ignite Card'
 DC X'FE'
ML01784  EQU   *
 FC 'E Pluribus UNIX.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01785  EQU   *
 FC 'Earth is 98% full...please delete anyone you can.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01786  EQU   *
 FC 'Emacs is a nice operating system, but I prefer UNIX. - Tom Christi+
               ansen'
 DC X'FE'
ML01787  EQU   *
 FC 'Error 13: Illegal brain function. Process terminated.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01788  EQU   *
 FC 'Esc key to reboot Universe, or any other key to continue...'
 DC X'FE'
ML01789  EQU   *
 FC 'Every bug you find is the last one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01790  EQU   *
 FC 'Every program in development at MIT expands until it can read mail+
               .'
 DC X'FE'
ML01791  EQU   *
 FC 'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01792  EQU   *
 FC 'Every program is either trivial or it contains at least one bug.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01793  EQU   *
 FC 'Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop hacking and fall in l+
               ove!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01794  EQU   *
 FC 'Exclusive: We''re the only ones who have the documentation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01795  EQU   *
 FC 'Expert systems are built to embody the knowledge of human experts.+
                - Kulawiec'
 DC X'FE'
ML01796  EQU   *
 FC 'Field tested: Manufacturing doesn''t have a test system.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01797  EQU   *
 FC 'Finish your mail packet! Children are offline in India.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01798  EQU   *
 FC 'Foolproof operation: All parameters are hard coded.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01799  EQU   *
 FC 'Foolproof operation: All parameters are hard coded.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01800  EQU   *
 FC 'From C:\*.* to shining C:\*.*'
 DC X'FE'
ML01801  EQU   *
 FC 'Futuristic: It only runs on the next-generation supercomputer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01802  EQU   *
 FC 'God is REAL, unless explicitly declared INTEGER.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01803  EQU   *
 FC 'God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01804  EQU   *
 FC 'Gotta run, the cat''s caught in the printer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01805  EQU   *
 FC 'Hackers have kernel knowledge.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01806  EQU   *
 FC 'Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01807  EQU   *
 FC 'Help! I''m trapped in a Chinese computer factory!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01808  EQU   *
 FC 'Hex dump: Where witches put used curses...'
 DC X'FE'
ML01809  EQU   *
 FC 'Honey, I Formatted the Kid!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01810  EQU   *
 FC 'Host System Not Responding, Probably Down. Do you want to wait? (Y+
               /N)'
 DC X'FE'
ML01811  EQU   *
 FC 'How an engineer writes a program: Start by debugging an empty file+
               ...'
 DC X'FE'
ML01812  EQU   *
 FC 'How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01813  EQU   *
 FC 'How do I set my laser printer on stun?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01814  EQU   *
 FC 'How was Thomas J. Watson buried? 9 edge down.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01815  EQU   *
 FC 'I am a computer, dumber than any human and smarter than an adminis+
               trator.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01816  EQU   *
 FC 'I am still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML01817  EQU   *
 FC 'I am the computer your mother warned you about.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01818  EQU   *
 FC 'I bet the human brain is a kludge. - Marvin Minsky'
 DC X'FE'
ML01819  EQU   *
 FC 'I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01820  EQU   *
 FC 'I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. - Isaac Asimov'
 DC X'FE'
ML01821  EQU   *
 FC 'I haven''t lost my mind; it''s backed up on tape somewhere.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01822  EQU   *
 FC 'I just found the last bug.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01823  EQU   *
 FC 'I modem, but they grew back.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01824  EQU   *
 FC 'I must have slipped a disk; my pack hurts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01825  EQU   *
 FC 'I smell a wumpus.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01826  EQU   *
 FC 'I suppose when it gets to that point, we shan''t know how it does +
               it. - Turing'
 DC X'FE'
ML01827  EQU   *
 FC 'I used to have a life, then I got v32bis!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01828  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m a modemer and I''m OK. I post all night and I sleep all day.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01829  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m not a sysop, I just play one on the echoes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01830  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: I Blame Mathematics'
 DC X'FE'
ML01831  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: I Breaks Monthly'
 DC X'FE'
ML01832  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: I Bring Madness'
 DC X'FE'
ML01833  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: I Broke Mine'
 DC X'FE'
ML01834  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: I Built Mine'
 DC X'FE'
ML01835  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: I bring manuals'
 DC X'FE'
ML01836  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: I''d Be Misinforming'
 DC X'FE'
ML01837  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: I''d Buy Macintosh'
 DC X'FE'
ML01838  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: I''ll Buy Macintosh'
 DC X'FE'
ML01839  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: I''m Being Manipulated'
 DC X'FE'
ML01840  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: I''m Beyond Mistakes'
 DC X'FE'
ML01841  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: I''m Buying Macintosh'
 DC X'FE'
ML01842  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: I''ve Become Magnanimous'
 DC X'FE'
ML01843  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: I''ve Been Mangled'
 DC X'FE'
ML01844  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: I''ve Been Mauled'
 DC X'FE'
ML01845  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: I''ve Been Mesmerized'
 DC X'FE'
ML01846  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: I''ve Been Misled'
 DC X'FE'
ML01847  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Ici Beaucoup Merde'
 DC X'FE'
ML01848  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Iconoclastic Bilateral Monopoly'
 DC X'FE'
ML01849  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Icons Bygones My Mom''s'
 DC X'FE'
ML01850  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Idealistically Backwards Microcomputers'
 DC X'FE'
ML01851  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Ideas Bring Money'
 DC X'FE'
ML01852  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Idiots Became Managers'
 DC X'FE'
ML01853  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Idiots Being Mental'
 DC X'FE'
ML01854  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Idiots Built Me'
 DC X'FE'
ML01855  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Idle Brain Malfunction'
 DC X'FE'
ML01856  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Ifs Buts Maybys'
 DC X'FE'
ML01857  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Ill''manners Being Mandatory'
 DC X'FE'
ML01858  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Ill-mannered Besotten Macrocasm'
 DC X'FE'
ML01859  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Illustrious Bankruptcy Malenfactor'
 DC X'FE'
ML01860  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Illustrious Busy Mice'
 DC X'FE'
ML01861  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Imbecile Bad Micros'
 DC X'FE'
ML01862  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Imensa Bola De Manteca'
 DC X'FE'
ML01863  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Imitable Boring Microcomputers'
 DC X'FE'
ML01864  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Immeasurable Bigheaded Malapert'
 DC X'FE'
ML01865  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Immovable Brash Monolith'
 DC X'FE'
ML01866  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Impeccably Blue-dressed Managers'
 DC X'FE'
ML01867  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Imperial Bellicose Marauder'
 DC X'FE'
ML01868  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Imperialist by Marketing'
 DC X'FE'
ML01869  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Impersonal Bellicose Magnate'
 DC X'FE'
ML01870  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Impious Bacchnalain Metropolis'
 DC X'FE'
ML01871  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: In Business (for) Money'
 DC X'FE'
ML01872  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Inadequates Becoming Millionaires'
 DC X'FE'
ML01873  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Inane Brutish Merchandising'
 DC X'FE'
ML01874  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Incompatible Blue Machines'
 DC X'FE'
ML01875  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Inconsistent Business machines'
 DC X'FE'
ML01876  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Incontinent Bandolerisimo Moloch'
 DC X'FE'
ML01877  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Increasingly Bad Manufacturing'
 DC X'FE'
ML01878  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Increasingly Banal Movement'
 DC X'FE'
ML01879  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Incredible Bowel Movement'
 DC X'FE'
ML01880  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Incredibly Bad Merchandising'
 DC X'FE'
ML01881  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Incredibly Ballsey Marketeers'
 DC X'FE'
ML01882  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Incredibly Belligerent Merketing'
 DC X'FE'
ML01883  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Incredibly Big Manufacturer'
 DC X'FE'
ML01884  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Incredibly Big Monster'
 DC X'FE'
ML01885  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Incredibly Bloody Minded'
 DC X'FE'
ML01886  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Incredibly Boastful Mercenary'
 DC X'FE'
ML01887  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Incredibly Boring Manuals'
 DC X'FE'
ML01888  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Incredibly Broad Monolopy'
 DC X'FE'
ML01889  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Incredibly Bullying Menace'
 DC X'FE'
ML01890  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Indecision Breeds Mistakes'
 DC X'FE'
ML01891  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Indecorous Big-named Medusoid'
 DC X'FE'
ML01892  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Indigestion Bothers Me'
 DC X'FE'
ML01893  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Industry Bowel Movement'
 DC X'FE'
ML01894  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Industry''s Biggest Mistake'
 DC X'FE'
ML01895  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Industry''s Bulging Monolith'
 DC X'FE'
ML01896  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Inept Bulling Menace'
 DC X'FE'
ML01897  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Inevitably Bad Marketing'
 DC X'FE'
ML01898  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Inferior Before Macintosh'
 DC X'FE'
ML01899  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Infernal Biggest Mistake'
 DC X'FE'
ML01900  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Infernal Blue Machines'
 DC X'FE'
ML01901  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Infinite Budget Merchandising'
 DC X'FE'
ML01902  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Infinitely Baffling Motives'
 DC X'FE'
ML01903  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Inherently Bad Manuals'
 DC X'FE'
ML01904  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Innovation By Management'
 DC X'FE'
ML01905  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Insanely Better Marketing'
 DC X'FE'
ML01906  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Insensitivity Begets Mediocrity'
 DC X'FE'
ML01907  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Inshallah Burak Ma''lesh'
 DC X'FE'
ML01908  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Insidious Byzantine Mentality'
 DC X'FE'
ML01909  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Insignificant Bothersome Machine'
 DC X'FE'
ML01910  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Insipidly Bankrolling Millions'
 DC X'FE'
ML01911  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Insolent Bickering Mal-der-mer'
 DC X'FE'
ML01912  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Install Bigger Memory'
 DC X'FE'
ML01913  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Insulting Boorish Manner'
 DC X'FE'
ML01914  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Insultingly Boring Microcomputers'
 DC X'FE'
ML01915  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Intensely Boring Machines'
 DC X'FE'
ML01916  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Intentionally Braindamaged Machinery'
 DC X'FE'
ML01917  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Intercourse Beats Masturbation'
 DC X'FE'
ML01918  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Interesting But Mediocre'
 DC X'FE'
ML01919  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Interesting But Mundane'
 DC X'FE'
ML01920  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Intergalactic Bottomline Mistake'
 DC X'FE'
ML01921  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Internals By Mediocrity'
 DC X'FE'
ML01922  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: International Bit Mangler'
 DC X'FE'
ML01923  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: International Bowel Movement'
 DC X'FE'
ML01924  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Intersmashable Byte manipulators'
 DC X'FE'
ML01925  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Into Building Money'
 DC X'FE'
ML01926  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Intriguingly Blue Motif'
 DC X'FE'
ML01927  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Invented By Maladroits'
 DC X'FE'
ML01928  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Invented By Marketing'
 DC X'FE'
ML01929  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Invented By Murphy'
 DC X'FE'
ML01930  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Irresponsibility Behaved Multinational'
 DC X'FE'
ML01931  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: It Broke Be'
 DC X'FE'
ML01932  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: It''s Become Monolithic'
 DC X'FE'
ML01933  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: It''s Been Malfunctioning'
 DC X'FE'
ML01934  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: It''s Better ''morrow'
 DC X'FE'
ML01935  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: It''s Better Manually'
 DC X'FE'
ML01936  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: It''s Beyond Monolithic'
 DC X'FE'
ML01937  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: It''s Broke Ma''am'
 DC X'FE'
ML01938  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: It''s Bugging Me'
 DC X'FE'
ML01939  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: It''s Bullshit Mommery'
 DC X'FE'
ML01940  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Itty Bitty Machines'
 DC X'FE'
ML01941  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Itty Bitty Mentality'
 DC X'FE'
ML01942  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Itty Bitty Mouse'
 DC X'FE'
ML01943  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: Itty Bity Maharishi'
 DC X'FE'
ML01944  EQU   *
 FC 'If God had intended Man to program, we would be born with serial I+
               /O ports.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01945  EQU   *
 FC 'If I had it all to do over again, I''d spell creat with an "e". - +
               Kernighan'
 DC X'FE'
ML01946  EQU   *
 FC 'If a program is useful, it must be changed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01947  EQU   *
 FC 'If a program is useless, it must be documented.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01948  EQU   *
 FC 'If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work statio+
               n?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01949  EQU   *
 FC 'If at first you don''t succeed, call it version 1.0'
 DC X'FE'
ML01950  EQU   *
 FC 'If at first you don''t succeed, you must be a programmer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01951  EQU   *
 FC 'If it was easy, the hardware people would take care of it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01952  EQU   *
 FC 'If only women came with pull-down menus and online help.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01953  EQU   *
 FC 'If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wron+
               g. - Schryer'
 DC X'FE'
ML01954  EQU   *
 FC 'If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed so+
               me.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01955  EQU   *
 FC 'Implementation is the sincerest form of flattery.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01956  EQU   *
 FC 'In /dev/null no one can hear you scream'
 DC X'FE'
ML01957  EQU   *
 FC 'In God we trust; all else we walk through.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01958  EQU   *
 FC 'In computer science, we stand on each other''s feet. - Brian Reid'
 DC X'FE'
ML01959  EQU   *
 FC 'In the long run, every program becomes rococco, and then rubble. -+
                Alan Perlis'
 DC X'FE'
ML01960  EQU   *
 FC 'Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01961  EQU   *
 FC 'It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than v+
               ice versa.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01962  EQU   *
 FC 'It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a corre+
               ct one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01963  EQU   *
 FC 'It is now pitch dark. If you proceed, you will likely fall into a +
               pit.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01964  EQU   *
 FC 'It is ten o''clock; do you know where your processes are?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01965  EQU   *
 FC 'It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01966  EQU   *
 FC 'It wasn''t as easy to get programs right as we had thought. - Wilk+
               es, 1949'
 DC X'FE'
ML01967  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s 10 o''clock. Do you know where your child processes are?'
 DC X'FE'
ML01968  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s here at last: We''ve released a 26-week project in 48 weeks.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML01969  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s redundant! It''s redundant! -R. E. Dundant'
 DC X'FE'
ML01970  EQU   *
 FC 'Justify my text? I''m sorry but it has no excuse.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01971  EQU   *
 FC 'Kiss your keyboard goodbye!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01972  EQU   *
 FC 'Know Thy User.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01973  EQU   *
 FC 'LISP: To call a spade a thpade.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01974  EQU   *
 FC 'Last one out, turn off the computer!'
 DC X'FE'
ML01975  EQU   *
 FC 'Let the machine do the dirty work. - Elements of Programming Style+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML01976  EQU   *
 FC 'Life would be much easier if I had the source code.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01977  EQU   *
 FC 'Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source c+
               ode.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01978  EQU   *
 FC 'Lisp Users: Due to the holiday, there will be no garbage collectio+
               n on Monday.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01979  EQU   *
 FC 'Logic is neither an art or a science but a dodge.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01980  EQU   *
 FC 'Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence...'
 DC X'FE'
ML01981  EQU   *
 FC 'Long computations that yield zero are probably all for naught.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01982  EQU   *
 FC 'MC Hammer, n. Device used to ensure firm seating of MicroChannel b+
               oards'
 DC X'FE'
ML01983  EQU   *
 FC 'MIPS: Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01984  EQU   *
 FC 'Machine independent code isn''t.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01985  EQU   *
 FC 'Machine-independent: Does not run on any existing machine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01986  EQU   *
 FC 'Maintenance free: It''s impossible to fix.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01987  EQU   *
 FC 'Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can''t be fixed...'
 DC X'FE'
ML01988  EQU   *
 FC 'Make input easy to proofread.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01989  EQU   *
 FC 'Make it right before you make it faster.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01990  EQU   *
 FC 'Make sure all variables are initialized before use.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01991  EQU   *
 FC 'Make sure comments and code agree.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01992  EQU   *
 FC 'Make sure your code "does nothing" gracefully.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01993  EQU   *
 FC 'Managing programmers is like herding cats.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01994  EQU   *
 FC 'Maniac: An early computer built by nuts...'
 DC X'FE'
ML01995  EQU   *
 FC 'Manual Writer''s Creed: Garbage in, gospel out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01996  EQU   *
 FC 'May the bugs of many programs nest on your hard drive.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01997  EQU   *
 FC 'Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology. - R. +
               S. Barton'
 DC X'FE'
ML01998  EQU   *
 FC 'Me and my two friends... GIF and Wesson.'
 DC X'FE'
ML01999  EQU   *
 FC 'Meets quality standards: Compiles without errors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02000  EQU   *
 FC 'Memory dump: Amnesia...'
 DC X'FE'
ML02001  EQU   *
 FC 'Microwave: Signal from a friendly micro...'
 DC X'FE'
ML02002  EQU   *
 FC 'Mommy! The cursor''s winking at me!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02003  EQU   *
 FC 'Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once...'
 DC X'FE'
ML02004  EQU   *
 FC 'My BBS is baroque now. Please call Bach later with your Handel.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02005  EQU   *
 FC 'My Go this amn keyboar oesn''t have any ''s.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02006  EQU   *
 FC 'My computer NEVER cras'
 DC X'FE'
ML02007  EQU   *
 FC 'My computer isn''t that nervous, it''s just a bit ANSI.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02008  EQU   *
 FC 'My computer''s sick. I think my modem is a carrier.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02009  EQU   *
 FC 'My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02010  EQU   *
 FC 'My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii.'
 FC 'She sells C shells by the seashore.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02011  EQU   *
 FC 'Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02012  EQU   *
 FC 'Never put off till run-time what you can do at compile-time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02013  EQU   *
 FC 'Never test for an error condition you don''t know how to handle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02014  EQU   *
 FC 'Never trust a computer you can''t lift.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02015  EQU   *
 FC 'Never trust a computer you can''t throw out the window.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02016  EQU   *
 FC 'Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes+
               . - Jackson'
 DC X'FE'
ML02017  EQU   *
 FC 'Never violate the Prime Directory! C:\'
 DC X'FE'
ML02018  EQU   *
 FC 'Never write software that anthropomorphizes the machine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02019  EQU   *
 FC 'Never write software that patronizes the user.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02020  EQU   *
 FC 'New: It comes in different colors from the previous version.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02021  EQU   *
 FC 'Nice computers don''t go down.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02022  EQU   *
 FC 'No extensible language will be universal. - T. Cheatham'
 DC X'FE'
ML02023  EQU   *
 FC 'No line available at 300 baud.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02024  EQU   *
 FC 'No program done by a hacker will work unless he is on the system.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02025  EQU   *
 FC 'No program done by an undergrad will work after she graduates.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02026  EQU   *
 FC 'Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02027  EQU   *
 FC 'Nostalgia: The good old days multiplied by a bad memory...'
 DC X'FE'
ML02028  EQU   *
 FC 'Objects are closer than they appear.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02029  EQU   *
 FC 'Old mail has arrived.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02030  EQU   *
 FC 'Old programmers never die; they just branch to a new address.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02031  EQU   *
 FC 'On a clear disk you can seek forever. -Computerworld button'
 DC X'FE'
ML02032  EQU   *
 FC 'On a clear disk you can seek forever. - Denning'
 DC X'FE'
ML02033  EQU   *
 FC 'On a clear disk you can seek forever...'
 DC X'FE'
ML02034  EQU   *
 FC 'One if by LAN, two if by C. - Paul Revere, as told by John Karwosk+
               i'
 DC X'FE'
ML02035  EQU   *
 FC 'One man''s constant is another man''s variable. - Perlis'
 DC X'FE'
ML02036  EQU   *
 FC 'One person''s error is another person''s data.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02037  EQU   *
 FC 'One picture is worth 128K words.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02038  EQU   *
 FC 'Overflow on /dev/null; please empty the bit bucket.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02039  EQU   *
 FC 'People who deal with bits should expect to get bitten. - Jon Bentl+
               ey'
 DC X'FE'
ML02040  EQU   *
 FC 'Performance is easier to add than clarity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02041  EQU   *
 FC 'Performance proven: It works through beta test.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02042  EQU   *
 FC 'Portable: Survives system reboot.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02043  EQU   *
 FC 'Press ÝESC¨ to detonate or any other key to explode.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02044  EQU   *
 FC 'Printed on 100% recyclable phosphor.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02045  EQU   *
 FC 'Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02046  EQU   *
 FC 'Programmer: One who is too lacking in people skills to be a softwa+
               re engineer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02047  EQU   *
 FC 'Programmers do it bit by bit.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02048  EQU   *
 FC 'Programming Department: Mistakes made while you wait.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02049  EQU   *
 FC 'Programming is an art form that fights back.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02050  EQU   *
 FC 'Programming is an unnatural act.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02051  EQU   *
 FC 'Programming just with goto''s is like swatting flies with a sledge+
               hammer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02052  EQU   *
 FC 'Programs: What software used to be, back when we knew how to write+
                it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02053  EQU   *
 FC 'Protect your software at all costs; all else is meat.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02054  EQU   *
 FC 'Quality assurance: A way to ensure you never deliver shoddy goods +
               accidentally'
 DC X'FE'
ML02055  EQU   *
 FC 'RAM DISK is not an installation procedure!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02056  EQU   *
 FC 'REALITY.DAT not found. Atempting to restore Universe......'
 DC X'FE'
ML02057  EQU   *
 FC 'REALITY.SYS corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)?'
 DC X'FE'
ML02058  EQU   *
 FC 'Random access is the optimum of the mass storages.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02059  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programmers use: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE'
 DC X'FE'
ML02060  EQU   *
 FC 'Real programs don''t eat cache.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02061  EQU   *
 FC 'Remember the good old days, when CPU was singular?'
 DC X'FE'
ML02062  EQU   *
 FC 'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02063  EQU   *
 FC 'Replace repetitive expressions by calls to a common function.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02064  EQU   *
 FC 'Resistance is useless! (If < 1 ohm)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02065  EQU   *
 FC 'Revolutionary: Disk drives go round and round.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02066  EQU   *
 FC 'Revolutionary: The disk drives go round and round.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02067  EQU   *
 FC 'SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! - K+
               en Thompson'
 DC X'FE'
ML02068  EQU   *
 FC 'SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out!" - +
               Ken Thompson'
 DC X'FE'
ML02069  EQU   *
 FC 'SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02070  EQU   *
 FC 'SET DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02071  EQU   *
 FC 'Satisfaction Guaranteed: We''ll send you another copy if it fails.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML02072  EQU   *
 FC 'Save energy: Drive a smaller shell.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02073  EQU   *
 FC 'Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, by+
               te, byte!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02074  EQU   *
 FC 'Software engineer: One who engineers others into writing the code +
               for him/her.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02075  EQU   *
 FC 'Software is best understood as a branch of movie making. - Ted Nel+
               son'
 DC X'FE'
ML02076  EQU   *
 FC 'Software is mind work. Having the right frame of mind is essential+
               .'
 DC X'FE'
ML02077  EQU   *
 FC 'Software is to computers as yeast is to dough. - Chuck Bradshaw'
 DC X'FE'
ML02078  EQU   *
 FC 'Some programming languages manage to absorb change but withstand p+
               rogress.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02079  EQU   *
 FC 'Spellchecker not found. Press -- to continue ...'
 DC X'FE'
ML02080  EQU   *
 FC 'Spelling checkers at maximum! Fire!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02081  EQU   *
 FC 'Stack Error: Lost on a cluttered desk...'
 DC X'FE'
ML02082  EQU   *
 FC 'Stack Overflow: Too many pancakes...'
 DC X'FE'
ML02083  EQU   *
 FC 'Stack manipulation - the use of inflatable falsies. -Datamazing, 4+
               /1/78'
 DC X'FE'
ML02084  EQU   *
 FC 'State-of-the-art: What we could do with enough money.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02085  EQU   *
 FC 'State-of-the-practice: What we can do with the money you have.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02086  EQU   *
 FC 'Steinbach''s Rule: Never test for an error condition'
 FC 'you don''t know how to handle'
 DC X'FE'
ML02087  EQU   *
 FC 'Stock item: We shipped it once before, and we can do it again, pro+
               bably.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02088  EQU   *
 FC 'Structured Programming supports the law of the excluded muddle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02089  EQU   *
 FC 'Supercomputer: Turns CPU-bound problem into I/O-bound problem. - K+
               en Batcher'
 DC X'FE'
ML02090  EQU   *
 FC 'Sure it''s user-friendly...if you know what you''re doing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02091  EQU   *
 FC 'Swap read error. You lose your mind.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02092  EQU   *
 FC 'System going down at 1:45 for disk crashing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02093  EQU   *
 FC 'System going down at 5 pm to install scheduler bug.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02094  EQU   *
 FC 'Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult. - R. S. Ba+
               rton'
 DC X'FE'
ML02095  EQU   *
 FC 'Terminal glare: A look that kills...'
 DC X'FE'
ML02096  EQU   *
 FC 'That does not compute.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02097  EQU   *
 FC 'The Soviet Union does not exist any more in its present format.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02098  EQU   *
 FC 'The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord+
               .'
 DC X'FE'
ML02099  EQU   *
 FC 'The best packed information most resembles random noise.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02100  EQU   *
 FC 'The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m / sec¬2'
 DC X'FE'
ML02101  EQU   *
 FC 'The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the+
                programmer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02102  EQU   *
 FC 'The computer is the Proteus of machines. - Seymour Papert'
 DC X'FE'
ML02103  EQU   *
 FC 'The computing field is always in need of new cliches. - Alan Perli+
               s'
 DC X'FE'
ML02104  EQU   *
 FC 'The determined programmer can write a FORTRAN program in any langu+
               age.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02105  EQU   *
 FC 'The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to ch+
               ance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02106  EQU   *
 FC 'The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to ch+
               ance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02107  EQU   *
 FC 'The less time planning, the more time programming.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02108  EQU   *
 FC 'The moving cursor prints, and having printed, blinks on.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02109  EQU   *
 FC 'The next generation of computers will have a "Warranty Expired" in+
               terrupt.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02110  EQU   *
 FC 'The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expect+
               ed. (6/72)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02111  EQU   *
 FC 'The program is absolutely right; therefore the computer must be wr+
               ong.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02112  EQU   *
 FC 'The program is absolutely right; therefore, the computer must be w+
               rong.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02113  EQU   *
 FC 'The programmer''s national anthem is ''AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH''. -Weinbe+
               rg, p.152'
 DC X'FE'
ML02114  EQU   *
 FC 'The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers. - Hamming'
 DC X'FE'
ML02115  EQU   *
 FC 'The steady state of disks is full. - Ken Thompson'
 DC X'FE'
ML02116  EQU   *
 FC 'The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output+
               .'
 DC X'FE'
ML02117  EQU   *
 FC 'The whole is the sum of its parts, plus one or more bugs'
 DC X'FE'
ML02118  EQU   *
 FC 'The wise person writes bomb-proof code.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02119  EQU   *
 FC 'The world is coming to an end... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02120  EQU   *
 FC 'The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02121  EQU   *
 FC 'The world''s coming to an end. Log off and leave in an orderly fas+
               hion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02122  EQU   *
 FC 'There are always at least two ways to program the same thing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02123  EQU   *
 FC 'There are never any bugs you haven''t found yet.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02124  EQU   *
 FC 'There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third on+
               e works.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02125  EQU   *
 FC 'There can never be a computer language in which you cannot write a+
                bad program'
 DC X'FE'
ML02126  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no problem that, when programmed just right, isn''t more +
               complicated.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02127  EQU   *
 FC 'There must be more to life than compile-and-go.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02128  EQU   *
 FC 'This BBS is ancient. Some say from the echocene.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02129  EQU   *
 FC 'This fortune soaks up 47 times its own weight in excess memory.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02130  EQU   *
 FC 'This login session: $13.76, but for you: $11.88.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02131  EQU   *
 FC 'This message transmitted on 100% recycled electrons.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02132  EQU   *
 FC 'This screen intentionally left blank.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02133  EQU   *
 FC 'This system will self-destruct in five minutes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02134  EQU   *
 FC 'This time it will surely run.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02135  EQU   *
 FC 'Those who can''t write, write help files.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02136  EQU   *
 FC 'Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach+
               , HACK!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02137  EQU   *
 FC 'Thrashing is just virtual crashing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02138  EQU   *
 FC 'To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02139  EQU   *
 FC 'To define recursion, we must first define recursion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02140  EQU   *
 FC 'To err is human; to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating Sys+
               tem.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02141  EQU   *
 FC 'To err is human; to really foul things up requires a computer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02142  EQU   *
 FC 'To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02143  EQU   *
 FC 'To iterate is human; to recurse, divine. - Robert Heller'
 DC X'FE'
ML02144  EQU   *
 FC 'To understand a program you must become both the machine and the p+
               rogram.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02145  EQU   *
 FC 'Todays assembler command : EXOP Execute Operator'
 DC X'FE'
ML02146  EQU   *
 FC 'Trojan: Storage device for replicating codes...'
 DC X'FE'
ML02147  EQU   *
 FC 'Try not to let implementation details sneak into design documents.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML02148  EQU   *
 FC 'UNIX is a computer virus with a user interface.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02149  EQU   *
 FC 'UNIX is many things to many people,'
 FC 'but it has never been everything to anybody.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02150  EQU   *
 FC 'USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02151  EQU   *
 FC 'Unprecedented performance: Nothing ever ran this slow before.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02152  EQU   *
 FC 'Unprecedented performance: Nothing ever ran this slow before.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02153  EQU   *
 FC 'Use GOTOs only to implement a fundamental structure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02154  EQU   *
 FC 'Use IF...ELSE IF...ELSE IF...ELSE... to implement multi-way branch+
               es.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02155  EQU   *
 FC 'Use free-form input where possible.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02156  EQU   *
 FC 'User: A harmless drudge.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02157  EQU   *
 FC 'Variables won''t; constants aren''t. - Osborn'
 DC X'FE'
ML02158  EQU   *
 FC 'Virus detected! P)our chicken soup on motherboard?'
 DC X'FE'
ML02159  EQU   *
 FC 'Volume in Drive C: TOO_LOUD!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02160  EQU   *
 FC 'WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses...'
 DC X'FE'
ML02161  EQU   *
 FC 'WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn''t come with documentatio+
               n...'
 DC X'FE'
ML02162  EQU   *
 FC 'Was that your wife I saw in that GIF?'
 DC X'FE'
ML02163  EQU   *
 FC 'Watch out for off-by-one errors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02164  EQU   *
 FC 'What do computer engineers use for birth control? Their personalit+
               ies.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02165  EQU   *
 FC 'What this country needs is a good five-cent microcomputer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02166  EQU   *
 FC 'When a program is being tested, it is too late to make design chan+
               ges.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02167  EQU   *
 FC 'When all else fails, let a = 7. If that doesn''t help, then read t+
               he manual.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02168  EQU   *
 FC 'When we write programs that "learn", it turns out we do and they d+
               on''t.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02169  EQU   *
 FC 'Where the system is concerned, you are not allowed to ask "Why?".'
 DC X'FE'
ML02170  EQU   *
 FC 'Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?'
 DC X'FE'
ML02171  EQU   *
 FC 'Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid+
                users?'
 DC X'FE'
ML02172  EQU   *
 FC 'Years of development: We finally got one to work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02173  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t go home again, unless you set $HOME.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02174  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t make a program without broken egos.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02175  EQU   *
 FC 'You depend too much on computers for information.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02176  EQU   *
 FC 'You don''t have to know how the computer works, just how to work t+
               he computer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02177  EQU   *
 FC 'You forgot to do your backup 16 days ago. Tomorrow you will need t+
               hat version.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02178  EQU   *
 FC 'You forgot to do your backup 16 days ago. Tomorrow you''ll need th+
               at version.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02179  EQU   *
 FC 'You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02180  EQU   *
 FC 'You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02181  EQU   *
 FC 'You have junk mail.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02182  EQU   *
 FC 'You know it is going to be a bad day when you forget your new pass+
               word.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02183  EQU   *
 FC 'You might have mail.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02184  EQU   *
 FC 'You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02185  EQU   *
 FC 'Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02186  EQU   *
 FC 'Your fault, core dumped.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02187  EQU   *
 FC 'Your password is pitifully obvious.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02188  EQU   *
 FC 'ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resu+
               me.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02189  EQU   *
 FC 'ZMODEM: Big bits, Soft blocks, Tighter ASCII...'
 DC X'FE'
ML02190  EQU   *
 FC 'ÝIf you can''t hear me, it''s because I''m in parentheses¨'
 DC X'FE'
ML02191  EQU   *
 FC 'ÝUnix¨ is not necessarily evil, like OS/2. - Peter Norton'
 DC X'FE'
ML02192  EQU   *
 FC 'f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02193  EQU   *
 FC 'fortune: No such file or directory'
 DC X'FE'
ML02194  EQU   *
 FC 'grep..grep..grep... (Frog with UNIX stuck in its'' throat)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02195  EQU   *
 FC 'Computerese Irregular Verb Conjugation:'
 FC 'I have preferences.'
 FC 'You have biases.'
 FC 'He/She has prejudices.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02196  EQU   *
 FC 'What is vice today may be virtue tomorrow.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02197  EQU   *
 FC 'Let me play with it first and I''ll tell you what it is later.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02198  EQU   *
 FC 'I just thought of something funny...your mother.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02199  EQU   *
 FC 'Lack of skill dictates economy of style.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02200  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is wasted on the living.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02201  EQU   *
 FC 'Youth is wasted on the young.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02202  EQU   *
 FC 'The life of a repo man is always intense.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02203  EQU   *
 FC 'You will soon meet a tall dark handsome stranger.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02204  EQU   *
 FC 'I like the future, I''m in it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02205  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t watch it, you''re going to catch something.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02206  EQU   *
 FC 'To be, or what?'
 DC X'FE'
ML02207  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s a bug somewhere in your code.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02208  EQU   *
 FC 'Adde parvum parvo magnus acervus erit.'
 FC 'ÝAdd little to little and there will be a big pile.¨'
 DC X'FE'
ML02209  EQU   *
 FC 'He''ll sit here and he''ll say, "Do this! Do that!" And nothing wi+
               ll happen.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02210  EQU   *
 FC 'Practice is the best of all instructors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02211  EQU   *
 FC 'Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02212  EQU   *
 FC 'It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit+
                it frankly'
 FC 'and try another. But above all, try something. (Franklin D. Roosev+
               elt)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02213  EQU   *
 FC 'How does a project get to be a year late? ... One day at a time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02214  EQU   *
 FC 'What we do not understand we do not possess. (Goethe)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02215  EQU   *
 FC 'The flow chart is a most thoroughly oversold piece of program docu+
               mentation.'
 FC '(Frederick Brooks, Jr., The Mythical Man Month)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02216  EQU   *
 FC 'The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time. The last 10% of +
               a project'
 FC 'takes 90% of the time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02217  EQU   *
 FC 'The meek shall inherit the earth. The rest of us will go to the st+
               ars.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02218  EQU   *
 FC 'The clothes have no emperor.  (- C. A. Hoare, about Ada.)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02219  EQU   *
 FC 'A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone somewhere +
               is having'
 FC 'fun.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02220  EQU   *
 FC 'A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. (Samuel Jo+
               hnson)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02221  EQU   *
 FC 'A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to b+
               e a'
 FC 'communist.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02222  EQU   *
 FC 'A man forgives only when he is in the wrong.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02223  EQU   *
 FC 'A professor is one who talks in someone else''s sleep.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02224  EQU   *
 FC 'University: A modern school where football is taught.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02225  EQU   *
 FC 'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another''s resemblance to ou+
               rselves.'
 FC 'All that glitters has a high refractive index.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02226  EQU   *
 FC 'Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02227  EQU   *
 FC 'Angular momentum makes the world go round.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02228  EQU   *
 FC 'Charity: a thing that begins at home and usually stays there.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02229  EQU   *
 FC 'Death: to stop sinning suddenly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02230  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not underestimate the power of the Force.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02231  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t hit the keys so hard, it hurts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02232  EQU   *
 FC 'Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02233  EQU   *
 FC 'Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02234  EQU   *
 FC 'Failure is more frequently from want of energy than want of capita+
               l.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02235  EQU   *
 FC 'Finagle''s Law: The perversity of the universe tends toward a maxi+
               mum.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02236  EQU   *
 FC 'Genius is the talent of a man who is dead.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02237  EQU   *
 FC 'God must love the common man; He made so many of them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02238  EQU   *
 FC 'Hackers of the world, unite!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02239  EQU   *
 FC 'Dyslexics of the world, untie!'
 FC 'I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML02240  EQU   *
 FC 'It is easier to fight for one''s principles than to live up to the+
               m.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02241  EQU   *
 FC 'Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn''t help either.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02242  EQU   *
 FC 'Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02243  EQU   *
 FC 'Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosin+
               g.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02244  EQU   *
 FC 'Paranoia doesn''t mean the whole world really isn''t out to get yo+
               u.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02245  EQU   *
 FC 'Philosophy: unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02246  EQU   *
 FC 'The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tast+
               es bad.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02247  EQU   *
 FC 'The decision doesn''t have to be logical, it is unanimous.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02248  EQU   *
 FC 'Time is nature''s way of making sure that everything doesn''t happ+
               en at once.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02249  EQU   *
 FC 'To think is human, to compute, divine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02250  EQU   *
 FC 'Words must be weighed, not counted.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02251  EQU   *
 FC 'If something''s not worth doing, it''s not worth doing well.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02252  EQU   *
 FC 'When everything has been seen to work, all integrated, you have fo+
               ur more'
 FC 'months of work to do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02253  EQU   *
 FC 'There are no bugs, only unrecognized features.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02254  EQU   *
 FC 'The CS Sage says: Seek new employment prior to the imposition of p+
               erformance'
 FC 'penalties on your project.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02255  EQU   *
 FC 'You might see the light at the end of the tunnel; unfortunately, i+
               t will be'
 FC 'the light of an oncoming freight train.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02256  EQU   *
 FC 'Money talks...but all mine keeps saying is "goodbye"'
 DC X'FE'
ML02257  EQU   *
 FC 'How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?'
 FC 'None. It''s a hardware problem.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02258  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t let your mouth write no check that your tail can''t cash.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02259  EQU   *
 FC 'The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the +
               opposite of'
 FC 'a profound truth may well be another profound truth. (Niels Bohr)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02260  EQU   *
 FC 'Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in L+
               os Angeles.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02261  EQU   *
 FC 'If you''ve seen one Grand Canyon, you''ve seen them all.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02262  EQU   *
 FC 'Oxymorons - Military intelligence'
 DC X'FE'
ML02263  EQU   *
 FC 'Oxymorons - Giant Shrimps'
 DC X'FE'
ML02264  EQU   *
 FC 'I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his abilit+
               y.'
 FC '(Oscar Wilde)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02265  EQU   *
 FC 'America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence +
               without'
 FC 'civilization in between. (Oscar Wilde)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02266  EQU   *
 FC 'If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization w+
               ould'
 FC 'presumably flunk it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02267  EQU   *
 FC 'An object never serves the same function as its image -- or its na+
               me.'
 FC '(Rene Magritte)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02268  EQU   *
 FC 'Law of Computability Applied to Social Sciences:'
 FC 'If at first you don''t suceed, transform your data set.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02269  EQU   *
 FC 'Laws of Computer Programming (1)'
 FC 'Any given program, when running, is obsolete.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02270  EQU   *
 FC 'Laws of Computer Programming (2)'
 FC 'Any given program costs more and takes longer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02271  EQU   *
 FC 'Laws of Computer Programming (3)'
 FC 'If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02272  EQU   *
 FC 'Laws of Computer Programming (4)'
 FC 'If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02273  EQU   *
 FC 'Laws of Computer Programming (5)'
 FC 'Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02274  EQU   *
 FC 'Laws of Computer Programming (6)'
 FC 'The value of a program is porportional to the weight of its output+
               .'
 DC X'FE'
ML02275  EQU   *
 FC 'Laws of Computer Programming (7)'
 FC 'Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the'
 FC 'programmer who must maintain it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02276  EQU   *
 FC 'Laws of Computer Programming (8)'
 FC 'Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English,'
 FC 'and you will find that programmers cannot write in English.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02277  EQU   *
 FC 'Fourth Law of Thermodymanics:'
 FC 'If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn n+
               ear zero.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02278  EQU   *
 FC 'Frouds Law:'
 FC 'A transistor protected by a fast acting fuse will protect the fuse+
                by blowing'
 FC 'first.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02279  EQU   *
 FC 'Fuller''s Law of Cosmic Irreversibility:'
 FC '1 Pot T == 1 Pot P'
 FC '1 Pot P != 1 Pot T'
 DC X'FE'
ML02280  EQU   *
 FC 'If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,'
 FC 'then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilizati+
               on.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02281  EQU   *
 FC 'I used to be indecisive; now I''m not sure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02282  EQU   *
 FC 'I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn''t like it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02283  EQU   *
 FC 'Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certain+
               ty'
 FC 'without any proof'
 DC X'FE'
ML02284  EQU   *
 FC '"Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages mor+
               e'
 FC '''user-friendly''.... Their best approach, so far, has been to tak+
               e'
 FC 'all the old brochures, and stamp the words, ''user-friendly'' on t+
               he cover."'
 FC '(Bill Gates)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02285  EQU   *
 FC 'Bradley''s Bromide:'
 FC 'If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committ+
               ee...'
 FC 'that will do them in.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02286  EQU   *
 FC 'Ketterling''s Law:'
 FC 'Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02287  EQU   *
 FC '"Whenever ''A'' attempts by law to impose his moral standards upon+
                ''B'','
 FC '''A'' is most likely a scoundrel"'
 DC X'FE'
ML02288  EQU   *
 FC '"The government of the United States is not in any sense founded'
 FC 'on the Christian Religion."'
 FC '(George Washington)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02289  EQU   *
 FC '"In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Li+
               berty."'
 FC '(Thomas Jefferson)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02290  EQU   *
 FC '"Assuming that either the left wing or the right wing gained'
 FC 'control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles"'
 FC '(Pat Paulsen)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02291  EQU   *
 FC '"To err is human, to compute divine. Trust your computer but not i+
               ts'
 FC 'programmer"'
 DC X'FE'
ML02292  EQU   *
 FC '"There are a lot of lies going around.... and half of them are tru+
               e."'
 FC '(Winston Churchill)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02293  EQU   *
 FC '"God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, an+
               d Friday,'
 FC 'and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, an+
               d'
 FC 'Saturday." (William Bragg)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02294  EQU   *
 FC 'After all is said and done, a lot more has been said than done.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02295  EQU   *
 FC 'Beauty is only skin deep, but Ugly goes straight to the bone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02296  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no remedy for sex but more sex.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02297  EQU   *
 FC 'Any given program, when running correctly, is obsolete.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02298  EQU   *
 FC 'Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and h+
               e''ll believe'
 FC 'you...'
 FC 'Tell him that a bench has wet paint upon it and he''ll have to tou+
               ch it to be'
 FC 'sure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02299  EQU   *
 FC 'What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the s+
               tick.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02300  EQU   *
 FC '"Discovery consists in seeing what everyone else has seen and thin+
               king what no'
 FC 'one else has thought."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02301  EQU   *
 FC '"You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adu+
               ltery, are'
 FC 'now extinct." (M. Somerset Maugham)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02302  EQU   *
 FC '"There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about+
                them"'
 FC '(Heisenberg)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02303  EQU   *
 FC 'That''s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What+
                they really'
 FC 'hate is lousy programmers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02304  EQU   *
 FC 'Lack of skill dictates economy of style.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02305  EQU   *
 FC 'Successful and fortunate crime is called virtue. (Seneca)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02306  EQU   *
 FC 'When we jumped into Sicily, the units became separated, and I coul+
               dn''t find'
 FC 'anyone. Eventually I stumbled across two colonels, a major, three +
               captains,'
 FC 'two lieutenants, and one rifleman, and we secured the bridge. Neve+
               r in the'
 FC 'history of war have so few been led by so many.'
 FC '(General James Gavin)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02307  EQU   *
 FC 'You may call me by my name, Wirth, or by my value, Worth.'
 FC '(Nicklaus Wirth)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02308  EQU   *
 FC 'Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02309  EQU   *
 FC 'There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is t+
               o make'
 FC 'it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the othe+
               r is to'
 FC 'make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02310  EQU   *
 FC '"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been mo+
               re'
 FC 'specific."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02311  EQU   *
 FC '"The greatest warriors are the ones who fight for peace."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02312  EQU   *
 FC 'Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02313  EQU   *
 FC 'Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be SHOT AGAIN!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02314  EQU   *
 FC 'Scientists will study your brain to learn more about your distant +
               cousin, Man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02315  EQU   *
 FC '"Remember, Information is not knowledge;'
 FC 'Knowledge is not Wisdom;'
 FC 'Wisdom is not truth;'
 FC 'Truth is not beauty;'
 FC 'Beauty is not love;'
 FC 'Love is not music;'
 FC 'Music is the best."'
 FC '(Frank Zappa)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02316  EQU   *
 FC 'No user-servicable parts inside. Refer to qualified service person+
               nel.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02317  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not underestimate the value of print statements for debugging.'
 FC 'Don''t have aesthetic convulsions when using them, either.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02318  EQU   *
 FC 'A person with one watch knows what time it is; a person with'
 FC 'two watches is never sure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02319  EQU   *
 FC 'What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally h+
               appens.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02320  EQU   *
 FC 'For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat, and+
                wrong.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02321  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02322  EQU   *
 FC 'A right is not what someone gives you; it''s what no one can take +
               from you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02323  EQU   *
 FC 'How many hardware guys does it take to change a light bulb?'
 FC '"Well the diagnostics say it''s fine buddy, so it''s a software pr+
               oblem."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02324  EQU   *
 FC '186,000 Miles per Second. It''s not just a good idea. IT''S THE LA+
               W.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02325  EQU   *
 FC 'Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02326  EQU   *
 FC 'Gee, Toto, I don''t think we''re in Kansas anymore.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02327  EQU   *
 FC 'Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge th+
               em.'
 FC 'Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02328  EQU   *
 FC 'Single tasking: Just Say No.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02329  EQU   *
 FC 'By one count there are some 700 scientists with respectable academ+
               ic'
 FC 'credentials (out of a total of 480,000 U.S. earth and life scienti+
               sts) who'
 FC 'give credence to creation-science, the general theory that complex+
                life forms'
 FC 'did not evolve but appeared "abruptly."'
 FC '- Newsweek, June 29, 1987, pg. 23'
 DC X'FE'
ML02330  EQU   *
 FC 'On a clear disk you can seek forever.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02331  EQU   *
 FC 'The world is coming to an end -- save your buffers!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02332  EQU   *
 FC 'grep me no patterns and I''ll tell you no lines.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02333  EQU   *
 FC 'People are very flexible and learn to adjust to strange'
 FC 'surroundings -- they can become accustomed to read Lisp and'
 FC 'Fortran programs, for example.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02334  EQU   *
 FC 'The existence of god implies a violation of causality.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02335  EQU   *
 FC 'My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big sattelit+
               e photo of'
 FC 'the entire earth on it. On the back it said: "Wish you were here".+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML02336  EQU   *
 FC 'The typical page layout program is nothing more than an electronic+
                light table'
 FC 'for cutting and pasting documents.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02337  EQU   *
 FC 'There are bugs and then there are bugs. And then there are bugs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02338  EQU   *
 FC 'Harrison''s Postulate:'
 FC 'For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02339  EQU   *
 FC 'Mr. Cole''s Axiom:'
 FC 'The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant;'
 FC 'the population is growing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02340  EQU   *
 FC 'Felson''s Law:'
 FC 'To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from'
 FC 'many is research.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02341  EQU   *
 FC '"Of all the tyrannies that affect mankind, tyranny in religion is +
               the worst."'
 FC '(Thomas Paine)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02342  EQU   *
 FC 'Doubt isn''t the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02343  EQU   *
 FC '"Unibus timeout fatal trap program lost sorry"'
 FC '- An error message printed by DEC''s RSTS operating system for the+
                PDP-11'
 DC X'FE'
ML02344  EQU   *
 FC 'How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?'
 FC 'One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly +
               colored'
 FC 'power tools.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02345  EQU   *
 FC 'How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb?+
               '
 FC 'Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02346  EQU   *
 FC 'How long does it take a DEC field service engineer to change a lig+
               htbulb?'
 FC 'It depends on how many bad ones he brought with him.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02347  EQU   *
 FC 'Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a r+
               igged demo.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02348  EQU   *
 FC 'Being schizophrenic is better than living alone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02349  EQU   *
 FC '"There is no statute of limitations on stupidity."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02350  EQU   *
 FC 'Weekends were made for programming.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02351  EQU   *
 FC '"Ada is the work of an architect, not a computer scientist."'
 FC '(Jean Icbiah, inventor of Ada, weenie)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02352  EQU   *
 FC 'How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb ?'
 FC 'Seven: One to install the new bulb, and six to determine what to d+
               o'
 FC 'with the old one for the next 10,000 years.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02353  EQU   *
 FC 'As long as we''re going to reinvent the wheel again, we might as w+
               ell try'
 FC 'making it round this time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02354  EQU   *
 FC 'e-credibility: the non-guaranteeable likelihood that the electroni+
               c data'
 FC 'you''re seeing is genuine rather than somebody''s made-up crap.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02355  EQU   *
 FC 'Whenever people agree with me, I always think I must be wrong.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02356  EQU   *
 FC 'A fanatic is a person who can''t change his mind and won''t change+
                the subject.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02357  EQU   *
 FC 'Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proven innoce+
               nt.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02358  EQU   *
 FC '"How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02359  EQU   *
 FC '"Language shapes the way we think, and determines what we can thin+
               k about."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02360  EQU   *
 FC '"Bureaucracy is the enemy of innovation."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02361  EQU   *
 FC 'Our business is run on trust. We trust you will pay in advance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02362  EQU   *
 FC '"All Bibles are man-made."'
 FC '(Thomas Edison)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02363  EQU   *
 FC '"A verbal contract isn''t worth the paper it''s printed on."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02364  EQU   *
 FC '"Nature is very un-American. Nature never hurries."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02365  EQU   *
 FC '"We learn from history that we learn nothing from history."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02366  EQU   *
 FC '"Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations a+
               re always'
 FC 'high, and the results usually disappointing."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02367  EQU   *
 FC '"A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely +
               rearranging'
 FC 'their prejudices."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02368  EQU   *
 FC '"The best index to a person''s character is a) how he treats peopl+
               e who can''t'
 FC 'do him any good and b) how he treats people who can''t fight back.+
               "'
 DC X'FE'
ML02369  EQU   *
 FC '"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Know+
               ledge is'
 FC 'shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."'
 FC '(Albert Einstein)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02370  EQU   *
 FC '"Success covers a multitude of blunders."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02371  EQU   *
 FC '"The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a c+
               ause, while'
 FC 'the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one."+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML02372  EQU   *
 FC '"Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make+
                up reasons'
 FC 'for it afterwards."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02373  EQU   *
 FC 'If at first you don''t succeed, you are running about average.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02374  EQU   *
 FC '"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nob+
               ody'
 FC 'appreciates how difficult it was."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02375  EQU   *
 FC '"In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, +
               swim with'
 FC 'the current."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02376  EQU   *
 FC 'The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob a+
               lso turns to'
 FC 'the left.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02377  EQU   *
 FC '"Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02378  EQU   *
 FC 'XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxx'
 DC X'FE'
ML02379  EQU   *
 FC '"If you took everyone who''s ever been to a Dead'
 FC 'show, and lined them up, they''d stretch halfway to'
 FC 'the moon and back... and none of them would be'
 FC 'complaining."'
 FC '- a local Deadhead in the Seattle Times'
 DC X'FE'
ML02380  EQU   *
 FC '"And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb."'
 FC '- Spaceballs'
 DC X'FE'
ML02381  EQU   *
 FC 'Why are many scientists using lawyers for medical'
 FC 'experiments instead of rats?'
 FC 'a) There are more lawyers than rats.'
 FC 'b) The scientist''s don''t become as'
 FC 'emotionally attached to them.'
 FC 'c) There are some things that even rats'
 FC 'won''t do for money.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02382  EQU   *
 FC '"During the race'
 FC 'We may eat your dust,'
 FC 'But when you graduate,'
 FC 'You''ll work for us."'
 FC '-- Reed College cheer'
 DC X'FE'
ML02383  EQU   *
 FC 'Pohl''s law:'
 FC 'Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02384  EQU   *
 FC 'Pig: An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human rac+
               e by the'
 FC 'splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior+
                in scope,'
 FC 'for it balks at pig.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02385  EQU   *
 FC '"We don''t have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is+
                at hand."'
 FC '- James Watt'
 DC X'FE'
ML02386  EQU   *
 FC '"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this'
 FC 'country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."'
 FC '- Steve Martin'
 DC X'FE'
ML02387  EQU   *
 FC '"To YOU I''m an atheist; to God, I''m the Loyal Opposition."'
 FC '- Woody Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML02388  EQU   *
 FC 'Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02389  EQU   *
 FC '"There''s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I l+
               earn what it'
 FC 'is I''ll get married again."'
 FC '- Clint Eastwood'
 DC X'FE'
ML02390  EQU   *
 FC 'A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.'
 FC 'I believe everything positively stinks.'
 FC '- Lew Col'
 DC X'FE'
ML02391  EQU   *
 FC 'Q: How many IBM CPU''s does it take to execute a job?'
 FC 'A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02392  EQU   *
 FC 'Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a r+
               ock.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02393  EQU   *
 FC 'Harrisberger''s Fourth Law of the Lab:'
 FC 'Experience is directly proportional to the'
 FC 'amount of equipment ruined.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02394  EQU   *
 FC 'Captain Penny''s Law:'
 FC 'You can fool all of the people some of the'
 FC 'time, and some of the people all of the'
 FC 'time, but you can''t fool mom.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02395  EQU   *
 FC '"Because he''s a character who''s looking for his own identity, ÝH+
               e-Man is¨'
 FC 'an interesting role for an actor."'
 FC '- Dolph Lundgren, "actor"'
 DC X'FE'
ML02396  EQU   *
 FC '"If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, +
               he''d never'
 FC 'stop throwing up."'
 FC '- Max Von Sydow''s character in "Hannah and Her Sisters"'
 DC X'FE'
ML02397  EQU   *
 FC '"Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over aga+
               in.'
 FC 'God -- I''ll have to sit through the Ice Capades again."'
 FC '- Woody Allen''s character in "Hannah and Her Sisters"'
 DC X'FE'
ML02398  EQU   *
 FC '"Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core."'
 FC '- Hannah Arendt.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02399  EQU   *
 FC 'Quod licet Iovi non licet bovi.'
 FC '(What Jove may do, is not permitted to a cow.)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02400  EQU   *
 FC '"I distrust a man who says ''when.'' If he''s got to be careful no+
               t to drink too'
 FC 'much, it''s because he''s not to be trusted when he does."'
 FC '- Sidney Greenstreet, _The Maltese Falcon_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02401  EQU   *
 FC '"I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time+
                to talk'
 FC 'and says the wrong things. Talking''s something you can''t do judi+
               ciously,'
 FC 'unless you keep in practice. Now, sir, we''ll talk if you like. I'+
               'll tell'
 FC 'you right out, I''m a man who likes talking to a man who likes to +
               talk."'
 FC '- Sidney Greenstreet, _The Maltese Falcon_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02402  EQU   *
 FC 'All extremists should be taken out and shot.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02403  EQU   *
 FC '"The sixties were good to you, weren''t they?"'
 FC '- George Carlin'
 DC X'FE'
ML02404  EQU   *
 FC '"You stay here, Audrey -- this is between me and the vegetable!"'
 FC '- Seymour, from _Little Shop Of Horrors_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02405  EQU   *
 FC 'From Sharp minds come... pointed heads.'
 FC '- Bryan Sparrowhawk'
 DC X'FE'
ML02406  EQU   *
 FC 'There are two kinds of egotists: 1) Those who admit it 2) The rest+
                of us'
 DC X'FE'
ML02407  EQU   *
 FC '"The picture''s pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world''s climates a+
               re changing,'
 FC 'the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the siz+
               e of a'
 FC 'walnut."'
 FC '- some dinosaurs from The Far Side, by Gary Larson'
 DC X'FE'
ML02408  EQU   *
 FC '"We Americans, we''re a simple people... but piss us off, and we''+
               ll bomb'
 FC 'your cities."'
 FC '- Robin Williams, _Good Morning Vietnam_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02409  EQU   *
 FC 'Why won''t sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02410  EQU   *
 FC '"You know, we''ve won awards for this crap."'
 FC '- David Letterman'
 DC X'FE'
ML02411  EQU   *
 FC 'It was pity stayed his hand.'
 FC '"Pity I don''t have any more bullets," thought Frito.'
 FC '- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkein'
 DC X'FE'
ML02412  EQU   *
 FC 'A good USENET motto would be:'
 FC 'a. "Together, a strong community."'
 FC 'b. "Computers R Us."'
 FC 'c. "I''m sick of programming, I think I''ll just screw around for +
               a while on'
 FC 'company time."'
 FC '- A Sane Man'
 DC X'FE'
ML02413  EQU   *
 FC '"He didn''t run for reelection. `Politics brings you into contact +
               with all the'
 FC 'people you''d give anything to avoid,'' he said. `I''m staying hom+
               e.''"'
 FC '- Garrison Keillor, _Lake_Wobegone_Days_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02414  EQU   *
 FC '"If you lived today as if it were your last, you''d buy up a box o+
               f rockets and'
 FC 'fire them all off, wouldn''t you?"'
 FC '- Garrison Keillor'
 DC X'FE'
ML02415  EQU   *
 FC '"Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly kills Cap+
               tain Kirk."'
 FC '- TV Guide, describing the Star Trek episode _Amok_Time_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02416  EQU   *
 FC '"Poor man... he was like an employee to me."'
 FC '- The police commisioner on "Sledge Hammer" laments the death of h+
               is bodyguard'
 DC X'FE'
ML02417  EQU   *
 FC '"Trust me. I know what I''m doing."'
 FC '- Sledge Hammer'
 DC X'FE'
ML02418  EQU   *
 FC '"Hi. This is Dan Cassidy''s answering machine. Please leave your n+
               ame and'
 FC 'number... and after I''ve doctored the tape, your message will imp+
               licate you'
 FC 'in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the F.B.I...+
                BEEEP"'
 FC '-- Blue Devil comics'
 DC X'FE'
ML02419  EQU   *
 FC '"All God''s children are not beautiful. Most of God''s children ar+
               e, in fact,'
 FC 'barely presentable."'
 FC '- Fran Lebowitz'
 DC X'FE'
ML02420  EQU   *
 FC '"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the li+
               brary?"'
 FC '- Lily Tomlin'
 DC X'FE'
ML02421  EQU   *
 FC 'Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02422  EQU   *
 FC '"Look! There! Evil!.. pure and simple, total evil from the Eighth +
               Dimension!"'
 FC '- Buckaroo Banzai'
 DC X'FE'
ML02423  EQU   *
 FC '"I may be synthetic, but I''m not stupid"'
 FC '- the artificial person, from _Aliens_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02424  EQU   *
 FC '"The only way I can lose this election is if I''m caught in bed wi+
               th a dead'
 FC 'girl or a live boy."'
 FC '- Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards'
 DC X'FE'
ML02425  EQU   *
 FC 'David Letterman''s "Things we can be proud of as Americans":'
 FC '* Greatest number of citizens who have actually boarded a UFO'
 FC '* Many newspapers feature "JUMBLE"'
 FC '* Hourly motel rates'
 FC '* Vast majority of Elvis movies made here'
 FC '* Didn''t just give up right away during World War II like some'
 FC 'countries we could mention'
 FC '* Goatees && Van Dykes thought to be worn only by weenies'
 FC '* Our well-behaved golf professionals'
 FC '* Fabulous babes coast to coast'
 DC X'FE'
ML02426  EQU   *
 FC '"Danger, you haven''t seen the last of me!"'
 FC '"No, but the first of you turns my stomach!"'
 FC '- The Firesign Theatre''s Nick Danger'
 DC X'FE'
ML02427  EQU   *
 FC 'Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore.'
 FC '-- Russian Proverb'
 DC X'FE'
ML02428  EQU   *
 FC '"Don''t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are +
               any good,'
 FC 'you''ll have to ram them down people''s throats."'
 FC '-- Howard Aiken'
 DC X'FE'
ML02429  EQU   *
 FC '"When anyone says `theoretically,'' they really mean `not really.'+
               '"'
 FC '-- David Parnas'
 DC X'FE'
ML02430  EQU   *
 FC '"No problem is so formidable that you can''t walk away from it."'
 FC '-- C. Schulz'
 DC X'FE'
ML02431  EQU   *
 FC '"The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those +
               who make'
 FC 'empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians ha+
               ve made'
 FC 'a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in +
               the'
 FC 'bonds of Hell."'
 FC '-- Saint Augustine'
 DC X'FE'
ML02432  EQU   *
 FC '"For the man who has everything... Penicillin."'
 FC '-- F. Borquin'
 DC X'FE'
ML02433  EQU   *
 FC '"I''ve finally learned what `upward compatible'' means. It means w+
               e'
 FC 'get to keep all our old mistakes."'
 FC '-- Dennie van Tassel'
 DC X'FE'
ML02434  EQU   *
 FC '"The way of the world is to praise dead saints and prosecute live +
               ones."'
 FC '-- Nathaniel Howe'
 DC X'FE'
ML02435  EQU   *
 FC '"It''s a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I''m wearing Milkbone un+
               derware."'
 FC '- Norm, from _Cheers_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02436  EQU   *
 FC 'Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict+
               , Sir, that'
 FC 'you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease". Disraeli +
               replied,'
 FC '"That all depends, Sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or +
               your'
 FC 'mistress."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02437  EQU   *
 FC '"He don''t know me vewy well, DO he?" -- Bugs Bunny'
 DC X'FE'
ML02438  EQU   *
 FC '"I''ll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slo+
               b.'
 FC 'That will *prove* I''m Robin Hood."'
 FC '- Daffy Duck, Looney Tunes, _Robin Hood Daffy_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02439  EQU   *
 FC '"Would I turn on the gas if my pal Mugsy were in there?"'
 FC '"You might, rabbit, you might!"'
 FC '- Looney Tunes, Bugs and Thugs (1954, Friz Freleng)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02440  EQU   *
 FC '"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I''m rich."'
 FC '- Looney Tunes, Ali Baba Bunny (1957, Chuck Jones)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02441  EQU   *
 FC '"And do you think (fop that I am) that I could be the Scarlet Pump+
               ernickel?"'
 FC '- Looney Tunes, The Scarlet Pumpernickel (1950, Chuck Jones)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02442  EQU   *
 FC '"Now I''ve got the bead on you with MY disintegrating gun. And whe+
               n it'
 FC 'disintegrates, it disintegrates. (pulls trigger) Well, what you do+
                know,'
 FC 'it disintegrated."'
 FC '- Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a half century'
 DC X'FE'
ML02443  EQU   *
 FC '"Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit!"'
 FC '- Looney Tunes, "What''s Opera Doc?" (1957, Chuck Jones)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02444  EQU   *
 FC '"I DO want your money, because god wants your money!"'
 FC '- The Reverend Jimmy, from _Repo_Man_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02445  EQU   *
 FC '"The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all t+
               ime. The'
 FC 'terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of c+
               onsistency."'
 FC '- Albert Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML02446  EQU   *
 FC '"You show me an American who can keep his mouth shut and I''ll eat+
                him."'
 FC '- Newspaperman from Frank Capra''s _Meet_John_Doe_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02447  EQU   *
 FC '"And we heard him exclaim'
 FC 'As he started to roam:'
 FC '`I''m a hologram, kids,'
 FC 'please don''t try this at home!''"'
 FC '-- Bob Violence'
 FC '- Howie Chaykin''s little animated 3-dimensional darling, Bob Viol+
               ence'
 DC X'FE'
ML02448  EQU   *
 FC '"The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged ant+
               i-Soviet'
 FC 'themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this we+
               ek against'
 FC 'the Ford Motor Company''s new campaign: `Hey you stinking fat Russ+
               ian, get'
 FC 'off my Ford Escort.''"'
 FC '- Dennis Miller, Saturday Night Live'
 DC X'FE'
ML02449  EQU   *
 FC '"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in +
               a vacuum."'
 FC '--Arthur C. Clarke'
 DC X'FE'
ML02450  EQU   *
 FC '"They ought to make butt-flavored cat food." --Gallagher'
 DC X'FE'
ML02451  EQU   *
 FC '"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends.+
               "'
 FC '--Woody Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML02452  EQU   *
 FC '"It''s ten o''clock... Do you know where your AI programs are?" --+
                Peter Oakley'
 DC X'FE'
ML02453  EQU   *
 FC 'Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or th+
               e Blacks,'
 FC '''cause if they couldn''t, they''d have to wake up to the fact tha+
               t life''s one'
 FC 'scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- +
               and the only'
 FC 'reason THEY can''t seem to keep up is they''re a bunch of misfits +
               and losers."'
 FC '- an analysis of neo-Nazis and such, Badger comics'
 DC X'FE'
ML02454  EQU   *
 FC '"Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology:+
                New York'
 FC 'City has a higher percentage of people you shouldn''t make any sud+
               den moves'
 FC 'around than any other city in the world."'
 FC '- David Letterman'
 DC X'FE'
ML02455  EQU   *
 FC '"Tourists -- have some fun with New york''s hard-boiled cabbies. W+
               hen you get'
 FC 'to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."+
               '
 FC '- David Letterman'
 DC X'FE'
ML02456  EQU   *
 FC '"An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip +
               to New'
 FC 'Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide bu+
               t not'
 FC 'new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax."'
 FC '- David Letterman'
 DC X'FE'
ML02457  EQU   *
 FC '"Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you th+
               ink Abraham'
 FC 'Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?'
 FC '1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.'
 FC '2) Advising the President.'
 FC '3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his'
 FC 'coffin."'
 FC '- David Letterman'
 DC X'FE'
ML02458  EQU   *
 FC '"If Ricky Schroder and Gary Coleman had a fight on'
 FC 'television with pool cues, who would win?'
 FC '1) Ricky Schroder'
 FC '2) Gary Coleman'
 FC '3) The television viewing public"'
 FC '- David Letterman'
 DC X'FE'
ML02459  EQU   *
 FC '"If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are'
 FC 'probably hallucinating."'
 FC '- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02460  EQU   *
 FC 'What to do in case of an alien attack:'
 FC '1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.'
 FC '2) Avoid eye contact.'
 FC '3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact.'
 FC '- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02461  EQU   *
 FC '"Nuclear war would really set back cable."'
 FC '- Ted Turner'
 DC X'FE'
ML02462  EQU   *
 FC '"You tweachewous miscweant!"'
 FC '- Elmer Fudd'
 DC X'FE'
ML02463  EQU   *
 FC 'I saw _Lassie_. It took me four shows to figure out why the hairy +
               kid never'
 FC 'spoke. I mean, he could roll over and all that, but did that deser+
               ve a series?'
 FC '- the alien guy, in _Explorers_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02464  EQU   *
 FC '"Open Channel D..."'
 FC '- Napoleon Solo, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02465  EQU   *
 FC 'Save the whales. Collect the whole set.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02466  EQU   *
 FC 'Support Mental Health. Or I''ll kill you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02467  EQU   *
 FC '"The pyramid is opening!"'
 FC '"Which one?"'
 FC '"The one with the ever-widening hole in it!"'
 FC '- The Firesign Theatre'
 DC X'FE'
ML02468  EQU   *
 FC '"Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missile sighted, tar+
               get'
 FC 'Los Angeles. Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept.+
               "'
 FC '- The Firesign Theatre movie, _J-Men Forever_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02469  EQU   *
 FC '"My sense of purpose is gone! I have no idea who I AM!"'
 FC '"Oh, my God... You''ve.. You''ve turned him into a DEMOCRAT!"'
 FC '- Doonesbury'
 DC X'FE'
ML02470  EQU   *
 FC '"You are WRONG, you ol'' brass-breasted fascist poop!"'
 FC '- Bloom County'
 DC X'FE'
ML02471  EQU   *
 FC '"Well, if you can''t believe what you read in a comic book, what *+
               can*'
 FC 'you believe?!"'
 FC '- Bullwinkle J. Moose'
 DC X'FE'
ML02472  EQU   *
 FC '"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberrys!"+
               '
 FC '- Monty Python and the Holy Grail'
 DC X'FE'
ML02473  EQU   *
 FC '"Take that, you hostile sons-of-bitches!"'
 FC '- James Coburn, in the finale of _The_President''s_Analyst_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02474  EQU   *
 FC '"The voters have spoken, the bastards..."'
 FC '- unknown'
 DC X'FE'
ML02475  EQU   *
 FC '"I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk"'
 FC '- John Huston'
 DC X'FE'
ML02476  EQU   *
 FC '"Be there. Aloha."'
 FC '- Steve McGarret, _Hawaii Five-Oh_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02477  EQU   *
 FC '"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro..."'
 FC '- Hunter S. Thompson'
 DC X'FE'
ML02478  EQU   *
 FC '"Say yur prayers, yuh flea-pickin'' varmint!"'
 FC '- Yosemite Sam'
 DC X'FE'
ML02479  EQU   *
 FC '"There... I''ve run rings ''round you logically"'
 FC '- Monty Python''s Flying Circus'
 DC X'FE'
ML02480  EQU   *
 FC '"Let''s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!"'
 FC '- The Ghostbusters'
 DC X'FE'
ML02481  EQU   *
 FC '...Veloz is indistinguishable from hundreds of other electronics b+
               usinesses'
 FC 'in the Valley, run by eager young engineers poring over memory dum+
               ps late'
 FC 'into the night. The difference is that a bunch of self-confessed "+
               car nuts"'
 FC 'are making money doing what they love: writing code and driving fa+
               st.'
 FC '- "Electronics puts its foot on the gas", IEEE Spectrum, May 88'
 DC X'FE'
ML02482  EQU   *
 FC '"Just the facts, Ma''am"'
 FC '- Joe Friday'
 DC X'FE'
ML02483  EQU   *
 FC '"I have five dollars for each of you."'
 FC '- Bernhard Goetz'
 DC X'FE'
ML02484  EQU   *
 FC 'Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02485  EQU   *
 FC 'Riches: A gift from Heaven signifying, "This is my beloved son, in+
                whom I'
 FC 'am well pleased."'
 FC '- John D. Rockefeller, (slander by Ambrose Bierce)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02486  EQU   *
 FC 'All things are either sacred or profane.'
 FC 'The former to ecclesiasts bring gain;'
 FC 'The latter to the devil appertain.'
 FC '- Dumbo Omohundro'
 DC X'FE'
ML02487  EQU   *
 FC 'Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02488  EQU   *
 FC 'Forty two.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02489  EQU   *
 FC 'Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth wh+
               ile.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02490  EQU   *
 FC 'Absolute: Independent, irresponsible. An absolute monarchy is one +
               in which'
 FC 'the sovereign does as he pleases so long as he pleases the assassi+
               ns. Not'
 FC 'many absolute monarchies are left, most of them having been replac+
               ed by'
 FC 'limited monarchies, where the soverign''s power for evil (and for +
               good) is'
 FC 'greatly curtailed, and by republics, which are governed by chance.+
               '
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02491  EQU   *
 FC 'Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying h+
               imself a'
 FC 'pleasure. A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything bu+
               t'
 FC 'abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of other+
               s.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02492  EQU   *
 FC 'Alliance: In international politics, the union of two thieves who +
               have their'
 FC 'hands so deeply inserted in each other''s pocket that they cannot +
               separately'
 FC 'plunder a third.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02493  EQU   *
 FC 'Disobedience: The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02494  EQU   *
 FC 'Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in+
                me.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02495  EQU   *
 FC 'Administration: An ingenious abstraction in politics, designed to +
               receive'
 FC 'the kicks and cuffs due to the premier or president.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02496  EQU   *
 FC 'A penny saved is a penny to squander.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02497  EQU   *
 FC 'Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made +
               for man --'
 FC 'who has no gills.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02498  EQU   *
 FC 'Physician: One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs wh+
               en well.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02499  EQU   *
 FC 'Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.+
               '
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02500  EQU   *
 FC 'Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of princ+
               iples.'
 FC 'The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02501  EQU   *
 FC 'Politician: An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstru+
               cture of'
 FC 'organized society is reared. When he wriggles he mistakes the agit+
               ation of'
 FC 'his tail for the trembling of the edifice. As compared with the st+
               atesman,'
 FC 'he suffers the disadvantage of being alive.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02502  EQU   *
 FC 'Pray: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf o+
               f a single'
 FC 'petitioner confessedly unworthy.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02503  EQU   *
 FC 'Presidency: The greased pig in the field game of American politics+
               .'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02504  EQU   *
 FC 'Proboscis: The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him i+
               n place'
 FC 'of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For pu+
               rposes'
 FC 'of humor it is popularly called a trunk.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02505  EQU   *
 FC 'Inadmissible: Not competent to be considered. Said of certain kind+
               s of'
 FC 'testimony which juries are supposed to be unfit to be entrusted wi+
               th,'
 FC 'and which judges, therefore, rule out, even of proceedings before +
               themselves'
 FC 'alone. Hearsay evidence is inadmissible because the person quoted +
               was'
 FC 'unsworn and is not before the court for examination; yet most mome+
               ntous'
 FC 'actions, military, political, commercial and of every other kind, +
               are'
 FC 'daily undertaken on hearsay evidence. There is no religion in the +
               world'
 FC 'that has any other basis than hearsay evidence. Revelation is hear+
               say'
 FC 'evidence; that the Scriptures are the word of God we have only the+
               '
 FC 'testimony of men long dead whose identy is not clearly established+
                and'
 FC 'who are not known to have been sworn in any sense. Under the rules+
                of'
 FC 'evidence as they now exist in this country, no single assertion in+
                the'
 FC 'Bible has in its support any evidence admissible in a court of law+
               ...'
 FC 'But as records of courts of justice are admissible, it can easily +
               be proved'
 FC 'that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a sco+
               urge to'
 FC 'mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain wo+
               men'
 FC 'were convicted of witchcraft and executed was without a flaw; it i+
               s still'
 FC 'unimpeachable. The judges'' decisions based on it were sound in lo+
               gic and'
 FC 'in law. Nothing in any existing court was ever more thoroughly pro+
               ved than'
 FC 'the charges of witchcraft and sorcery for which so many suffered d+
               eath.'
 FC 'If there were no witches, human testimony and human reason are ali+
               ke'
 FC 'destitute of value. --Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02506  EQU   *
 FC '"Today''s robots are very primitive, capable of understanding only+
                a few'
 FC 'simple instructions such as ''go left'', ''go right'', and ''build+
                car''."'
 FC '--John Sladek'
 DC X'FE'
ML02507  EQU   *
 FC '"In the fight between you and the world, back the world."'
 FC '--Frank Zappa'
 DC X'FE'
ML02508  EQU   *
 FC 'Here is an Appalachian version of management''s answer to those wh+
               o are'
 FC 'concerned with the fate of the project:'
 FC '"Don''t worry about the mule. Just load the wagon."'
 FC '- Mike Dennison''s hillbilly uncle'
 DC X'FE'
ML02509  EQU   *
 FC 'Ill-chosen abstraction is particularly evident in the design of th+
               e ADA'
 FC 'runtime system. The interface to the ADA runtime system is so opaq+
               ue that'
 FC 'it is impossible to model or predict its performance, making it ef+
               fectively'
 FC 'useless for real-time systems. -- Marc D. Donner and David H. Jame+
               son.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02510  EQU   *
 FC '"Being against torture ought to be sort of a bipartisan thing."'
 FC '- Karl Lehenbauer'
 DC X'FE'
ML02511  EQU   *
 FC '"Here comes Mr. Bill''s dog."'
 FC '- Narrator, Saturday Night Live'
 DC X'FE'
ML02512  EQU   *
 FC 'Sex is like air. It''s only a big deal if you can''t get any.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02513  EQU   *
 FC '"Maintain an awareness for contribution -- to your schedule, your +
               project,'
 FC 'our company."'
 FC '- A Group of Employees'
 DC X'FE'
ML02514  EQU   *
 FC '"Ask not what A Group of Employees can do for you. But ask what ca+
               n'
 FC 'All Employees do for A Group of Employees."'
 FC '- Mike Dennison'
 DC X'FE'
ML02515  EQU   *
 FC 'One evening Mr. Rudolph Block, of New York, found himself seated a+
               t dinner'
 FC 'alongside Mr. Percival Pollard, the distinguished critic.'
 FC '"Mr. Pollard," said he, "my book, _The Biography of a Dead Cow_, i+
               s'
 FC 'published anonymously, but you can hardly be ignorant of its autho+
               rship.'
 FC 'Yet in reviewing it you speak of it as the work of the Idiot of th+
               e Century.'
 FC 'Do you think that fair criticism?"'
 FC '"I am very sorry, sir," replied the critic, amiably, "but it did n+
               ot'
 FC 'occur to me that you really might not wish the public to know who +
               wrote it."'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02516  EQU   *
 FC 'Many aligators will be slain,'
 FC 'but the swamp will remain.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02517  EQU   *
 FC 'What the gods would destroy they first submit to an IEEE standards+
                committee.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02518  EQU   *
 FC 'This is now. Later is later.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02519  EQU   *
 FC '"I will make no bargains with terrorist hardware."'
 FC '- Peter da Silva'
 DC X'FE'
ML02520  EQU   *
 FC '"If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people+
                will go'
 FC 'to hell."'
 FC '- Jimmy Swaggart, 5/20/88'
 DC X'FE'
ML02521  EQU   *
 FC '"Dump the condiments. If we are to be eaten, we don''t need to tas+
               te good."'
 FC '- "Visionaries" cartoon'
 DC X'FE'
ML02522  EQU   *
 FC '"Aww, if you make me cry anymore, you''ll fog up my helmet."'
 FC '- "Visionaries" cartoon'
 DC X'FE'
ML02523  EQU   *
 FC 'I don''t want to be young again, I just don''t want to get any old+
               er.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02524  EQU   *
 FC 'Marriage Ceremony: An incredible metaphysical sham of watching God+
                and the'
 FC 'law being dragged into the affairs of your family.'
 FC '- O. C. Ogilvie'
 DC X'FE'
ML02525  EQU   *
 FC '"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like i+
               t was'
 FC 'a burning car. "Dial ''one''! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs +
               was on'
 FC 'the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, accor+
               ding to'
 FC 'him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "+
               I demand'
 FC 'smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from t+
               hese'
 FC 'f*cking roses."'
 FC 'Unfortunately, the service captain didn''t realize that the Stiggs+
                situation'
 FC 'involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sn+
               eered at'
 FC 'the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a si+
               ngle flower'
 FC 'floating in a brandy glass. Stiggs''s tirade was great. "Do you se+
               e this'
 FC 'bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub +
               and the'
 FC 'size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath+
                coverage.'
 FC 'I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffin+
               g factories'
 FC 'of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stin+
               king'
 FC 'concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until I''m wasted with +
               pleasure."'
 FC 'It wasn''t long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompeten+
               ce that we'
 FC 'bolted.'
 FC '- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs,'
 FC 'National Lampoon, October 1982'
 DC X'FE'
ML02526  EQU   *
 FC 'When it is incorrect, it is, at least *authoritatively* incorrect.+
               '
 FC '- Hitchiker''s Guide To The Galaxy'
 DC X'FE'
ML02527  EQU   *
 FC 'We decided it was night again, so we camped for twenty minutes and+
                drank'
 FC 'another six beers at a Young Life campsite. O.C. got into the supe+
               rvisory'
 FC 'adult''s sleeping bag and ran around in it. "This is the judgment +
               day and I''m'
 FC 'a terrifying apparition," he screamed. Then the heat made O.C. ral+
               ph in the'
 FC 'bag.'
 FC '- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs,'
 FC 'National Lampoon, October 1982'
 DC X'FE'
ML02528  EQU   *
 FC 'Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn''+
               t work but'
 FC 'they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recomp+
               iling'
 FC 'everything.'
 FC '- Karl Lehenbauer'
 DC X'FE'
ML02529  EQU   *
 FC 'This is, of course, totally uninformed specualation that I engage +
               in to help'
 FC 'support my bias against such meddling... but there you have it.'
 FC '- Peter da Silva, speculating about why a computer program that ha+
               d been'
 FC 'changed to do something he didn''t approve of, didn''t work'
 DC X'FE'
ML02530  EQU   *
 FC '"This knowledge I pursure is the finest pleasure I have ever known+
               . I could'
 FC 'no sooner give it up that I could the very air that I breath."'
 FC '- Paolo Uccello, Renaissance artist, discoverer of the laws of per+
               spective'
 DC X'FE'
ML02531  EQU   *
 FC '"I got everybody to pay up front...then I blew up their planet."'
 FC '"Now why didn''t I think of that?"'
 FC '- Post Bros. Comics'
 DC X'FE'
ML02532  EQU   *
 FC '"Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed."'
 FC '- Robin, The Boy Wonder'
 DC X'FE'
ML02533  EQU   *
 FC 'The F-15 Eagle:'
 FC 'If it''s up, we''ll shoot it down. If it''s down, we''ll blow it u+
               p.'
 FC '- A McDonnel-Douglas ad from a few years ago'
 DC X'FE'
ML02534  EQU   *
 FC '"The Amiga is the only personal computer where you can run a multi+
               tasking'
 FC 'operating system and get realtime performance, out of the box."'
 FC '- Peter da Silva'
 DC X'FE'
ML02535  EQU   *
 FC '"It''s my cookie file and if I come up with something that''s lame+
                and I like it'
 FC 'it goes in."'
 FC '- karl'
 DC X'FE'
ML02536  EQU   *
 FC 'In recognizing AT&&T Bell Laboratories for corporate innovation, f+
               or its'
 FC 'invention of cellular mobile communications, IEEE President Russel+
               l C. Drew'
 FC 'referred to the cellular telephone as a "basic necessity." How tim+
               es have'
 FC 'changed, one observer remarked: many in the room recalled the adve+
               nt of'
 FC 'direct dialing.'
 FC '- The Institute, July 1988, pg. 11'
 DC X'FE'
ML02537  EQU   *
 FC '...the Soviets have the capability to try big projects. If there i+
               s a goal,'
 FC 'such as when Gorbachev states that they are going to have nuclear-+
               powered'
 FC 'aircraft carriers, the case is closed -- that is it. They will con+
               centrate'
 FC 'on the problem, do a bad job, and later pay the price. They really+
                don''t'
 FC 'care what the price is.'
 FC '- Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976'
 FC '"Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 100'
 DC X'FE'
ML02538  EQU   *
 FC 'There is something you must understand about the Soviet system. Th+
               ey have the'
 FC 'ability to concentrate all their efforts on a given design, and de+
               velop all'
 FC 'components simulateously, but sometimes without proper testing. Th+
               en they end'
 FC 'up with a technological disaster like the Tu-144. In a technology +
               race at'
 FC 'the time, that aircraft was two months ahead of the Concorde. Four+
                Tu-144s'
 FC 'were built; two have crashed, and two are in museums. The Concorde+
                has been'
 FC 'flying safely for over 10 years.'
 FC '- Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976'
 FC '"Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 100'
 DC X'FE'
ML02539  EQU   *
 FC 'DE: The Soviets seem to have difficulty implementing modern techno+
               logy.'
 FC 'Would you comment on that?'
 FC 'Belenko: Well, let''s talk about aircraft engine lifetime. When I +
               flew the'
 FC 'MiG-25, its engines had a total lifetime of 250 hours.'
 FC 'DE: Is that mean-time-between-failure?'
 FC 'Belenko: No, the engine is finished; it is scrapped.'
 FC 'DE: You mean they pull it out and throw it away, not even overhaul+
               ing it?'
 FC 'Belenko: That is correct. Overhaul is too expensive.'
 FC 'DE: That is absurdly low by free world standards.'
 FC 'Belenko: I know.'
 FC '- an interview with Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defec+
               ted in 1976'
 FC '"Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 102'
 DC X'FE'
ML02540  EQU   *
 FC 'I have a friend who just got back from the Soviet Union, and told +
               me people'
 FC 'there are hungry for information about the West. He was asked abou+
               t many'
 FC 'things, but I will give you two examples that are very revealing a+
               bout life in'
 FC 'the Soviet Union. The first question he was asked was if we had ex+
               ploding'
 FC 'television sets. You see, they have a problem with the picture tub+
               es on color'
 FC 'television sets, and many are exploding. They assumed we must be h+
               aving'
 FC 'problems with them too. The other question he was asked often was +
               why the'
 FC 'CIA had killed Samantha Smith, the little girl who visited the Sov+
               iet Union a'
 FC 'few years ago; their propaganda is very effective.'
 FC '- Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976'
 FC '"Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 100'
 DC X'FE'
ML02541  EQU   *
 FC '"...I could accept this openness, glasnost, perestroika, or whatev+
               er you want'
 FC 'to call it if they did these things: abolish the one party system;+
                open the'
 FC 'Soviet frontier and allow Soviet people to travel freely; allow th+
               e Soviet'
 FC 'people to have real free enterprise; allow Western businessmen to +
               do business'
 FC 'there, and permit freedom of speech and of the press. But so far, +
               the whole'
 FC 'country is like a concentration camp. The barbed wire on the fence+
                around'
 FC 'the Soviet Union is to keep people inside, in the dark. This openn+
               ess that'
 FC 'you are seeing, all these changes, are cosmetic and they have been+
                designed'
 FC 'to impress shortsighted, naive, sometimes stupid Western leaders. +
               These'
 FC 'leaders gush over Gorbachev, hoping to do business with the Soviet+
                Union or'
 FC 'appease it. He will say: "Yes, we can do business!" This while his+
               '
 FC 'military machine in Afghanistan has killed over a million people o+
               ut of a'
 FC 'population of 17 million. Can you imagine that?'
 FC '- Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976'
 FC '"Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 110'
 DC X'FE'
ML02542  EQU   *
 FC '"Remember Kruschev: he tried to do too many things too fast, and h+
               e was'
 FC 'removed in disgrace. If Gorbachev tries to destroy the system or m+
               ake too'
 FC 'many fundamental changes to it, I believe the system will get rid +
               of him.'
 FC 'I am not a political scientist, but I understand the system very w+
               ell.'
 FC 'I believe he will have a "heart attack" or retire or be removed. H+
               e is'
 FC 'up against a brick wall. If you think they will change everything +
               and'
 FC 'become a free, open society, forget it!"'
 FC '- Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976'
 FC '"Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 110'
 DC X'FE'
ML02543  EQU   *
 FC 'FORTRAN? The syntactically incorrect statement "DO 10 I = 1.10" wi+
               ll parse and'
 FC 'generate code creating a variable, DO10I, as follows: "DO10I = 1.1+
               0" If that'
 FC 'doesn''t terrify you, it should.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02544  EQU   *
 FC '"I knew then (in 1970) that a 4-kbyte minicomputer would cost as m+
               uch as'
 FC 'a house. So I reasoned that after college, I''d have to live cheap+
               ly in'
 FC 'an apartment and put all my money into owning a computer."'
 FC '- Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, EE Times, June 6, 1988, pg 45'
 DC X'FE'
ML02545  EQU   *
 FC '"I just want to be a good engineer."'
 FC '- Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple Computer, concluding his keyn+
               ote speech'
 FC 'at the 1988 AppleFest'
 DC X'FE'
ML02546  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s always been Tower of Babel sort of bickering inside Unix,+
                but this'
 FC 'is the most extreme form ever. This means at least several years o+
               f confusion.'
 FC '- Bill Gates, founder and chairman of Microsoft,'
 FC 'about the Open Systems Foundation'
 DC X'FE'
ML02547  EQU   *
 FC '"When in doubt, print ''em out."'
 FC '- Karl''s Programming Proverb 0x7'
 DC X'FE'
ML02548  EQU   *
 FC '"If you want the best things to happen in corporate life you have +
               to find ways'
 FC 'to be hospitable to the unusual person. You don''t get innovation +
               as a'
 FC 'democratic process. You almost get it as an anti-democratic proces+
               s.'
 FC 'Certainly you get it as an anthitetical process, so you have to ha+
               ve an'
 FC 'environment where the body of people are really amenable to change+
                and can'
 FC 'deal with the conflicts that arise out of change an innovation."'
 FC '- Max DePree, chairman and CEO of Herman Miller Inc.,'
 FC '"Herman Miller''s Secrets of Corporate Creativity",'
 FC 'The Wall Street Journal, May 3, 1988'
 DC X'FE'
ML02549  EQU   *
 FC '"In corporate life, I think there are three important areas which +
               contracts'
 FC 'can''t deal with, the area of conflict, the area of change and are+
               a of reaching'
 FC 'potential. To me a covenant is a relationship that is based on suc+
               h things'
 FC 'as shared ideals and shared value systems and shared ideas and sha+
               red'
 FC 'agreement as to the processes we are going to use for working toge+
               ther. In'
 FC 'many cases they develop into real love relationships."'
 FC '- Max DePree, chairman and CEO of Herman Miller Inc., "Herman Mill+
               er''s'
 FC 'Secrets of Corporate Creativity", The Wall Street Journal, May 3, +
               1988'
 DC X'FE'
ML02550  EQU   *
 FC 'Another goal is to establish a relationship "in which it is OK for+
                everybody'
 FC 'to do their best. There are an awful lot of people in management w+
               ho really'
 FC 'don''t want subordinates to do their best, because it gets to be v+
               ery'
 FC 'threatening. But we have found that both internally and with outsi+
               de'
 FC 'designers if we are willing to have this kind of relationship and +
               if we''re'
 FC 'willing to be vulnerable to what will come out of it, we get reall+
               y good'
 FC 'work."'
 FC '- Max DePree, chairman and CEO of Herman Miller Inc., "Herman Mill+
               er''s'
 FC 'Secrets of Corporate Creativity", The Wall Street Journal, May 3, +
               1988'
 DC X'FE'
ML02551  EQU   *
 FC 'In his book, Mr. DePree tells the story of how designer George Nel+
               son urged'
 FC 'that the company also take on Charles Eames in the late 1940s. Max+
               ''s father,'
 FC 'J. DePree, co-founder of the company with herman Miller in 1923, a+
               sked Mr.'
 FC 'Nelson if he really wanted to share the limited opportunities of a+
                then-small'
 FC 'company with another designer. "George''s response was something l+
               ike this:'
 FC '''Charles Eames is an unusual talent. He is very different from me+
               . The'
 FC 'company needs us both. I want very much to have Charles Eames shar+
               e in'
 FC 'whatever potential there is.''"'
 FC '- Max DePree, chairman and CEO of Herman Miller Inc., "Herman Mill+
               er''s'
 FC 'Secrets of Corporate Creativity", The Wall Street Journal, May 3, +
               1988'
 DC X'FE'
ML02552  EQU   *
 FC 'Mr. DePree believes participative capitalism is the wave of the fu+
               ture. The'
 FC 'U.S. work force, he believes, "more and more demands to be include+
               d in the'
 FC 'capitalist system and if we don''t find ways to get the capitalist+
                system'
 FC 'to be an inclusive system rather than the exclusive system it has +
               been, we''re'
 FC 'all in deep trouble. If we don''t find ways to begin to understand+
                that'
 FC 'capitalism''s highest potential lies in the common good, not in th+
               e individual'
 FC 'good, then we''re risking the system itself."'
 FC '- Max DePree, chairman and CEO of Herman Miller Inc., "Herman Mill+
               er''s'
 FC 'Secrets of Corporate Creativity", The Wall Street Journal, May 3, +
               1988'
 DC X'FE'
ML02553  EQU   *
 FC 'Mr. DePree also expects a "tremendous social change" in all workpl+
               aces. "When'
 FC 'I first started working 40 years ago, a factory supervisor was foc+
               used on the'
 FC 'product. Today it is drastically different, because of the social +
               milieu.'
 FC 'It isn''t unusual for a worker to arrive on his shift and have som+
               e family'
 FC 'problem that he doesn''t know how to resolve. The example I like t+
               o use is a'
 FC 'guy who comes in and says ''this isn''t going to be a good day for+
                me, my son'
 FC 'is in jail on a drunk-driving charge and I don''t know how to rais+
               e bail.'''
 FC 'What that means is that if the supervisor wants productivity, he h+
               as to know'
 FC 'how to raise bail."'
 FC '- Max DePree, chairman and CEO of Herman Miller Inc., "Herman Mill+
               er''s'
 FC 'Secrets of Corporate Creativity", The Wall Street Journal, May 3, +
               1988'
 DC X'FE'
ML02554  EQU   *
 FC 'Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.'
 FC 'Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.'
 FC '- Perlis''s Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982'
 DC X'FE'
ML02555  EQU   *
 FC '"What if" is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in y+
               our'
 FC 'sentences without permission, or risk being sued.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02556  EQU   *
 FC 'Now, if the leaders of the world -- people who are leaders by virt+
               ue of'
 FC 'political, military or financial power, and not necessarily wisdom+
                or'
 FC 'consideration for mankind -- if these leaders manage not to pull u+
               s'
 FC 'over the brink into planetary suicide, despite their occasional po+
               mpous'
 FC 'suggestions that they may feel obliged to do so, we may survive be+
               yond'
 FC '1988.'
 FC '- George Rostky, EE Times, June 20, 1988 p. 45'
 DC X'FE'
ML02557  EQU   *
 FC 'The essential ideas of Algol 68 were that the whole language shoul+
               d be'
 FC 'precisely defined and that all the pieces should fit together smoo+
               thly.'
 FC 'The basic idea behind Pascal was that it didn''t matter how vague +
               the'
 FC 'language specification was (it took *years* to clarify) or how man+
               y rough'
 FC 'edges there were, as long as the CDC Pascal compiler was fast.'
 FC '- Richard A. O''Keefe'
 DC X'FE'
ML02558  EQU   *
 FC '"We came. We saw. We kicked its ass."'
 FC '- Bill Murray, _Ghostbusters_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02559  EQU   *
 FC '"The stars are made of the same atoms as the earth." I usually pic+
               k one small'
 FC 'topic like this to give a lecture on. Poets say science takes away+
                from the'
 FC 'beauty of the stars -- mere gobs of gas atoms. Nothing is "mere." +
               I too can'
 FC 'see the stars on a desert night, and feel them. But do I see less +
               or more?'
 FC 'The vastness of the heavens stretches my imagination -- stuck on t+
               his carousel'
 FC 'my little eye can catch one-million-year-old light. A vast pattern+
                -- of which'
 FC 'I am a part -- perhaps my stuff was belched from some forgotten st+
               ar, as one'
 FC 'is belching there. Or see them with the greater eye of Palomar, ru+
               shing all'
 FC 'apart from some common starting point when they were perhaps all t+
               ogether.'
 FC 'What is the pattern, or the meaning, or the *why?* It does not do +
               harm to the'
 FC 'mystery to know a little about it. For far more marvelous is the t+
               ruth than'
 FC 'any artists of the past imagined! Why do the poets of the present +
               not speak'
 FC 'of it? What men are poets who can speak of Jupiter if he were like+
                a man, but'
 FC 'if he is an immense spinning sphere of methane and ammonia must be+
                silent?'
 FC '- Richard P. Feynman (1918-1988)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02560  EQU   *
 FC 'If you permit yourself to read meanings into (rather than drawing +
               meanings out'
 FC 'of) the evidence, you can draw any conclusion you like.'
 FC '- Michael Keith, "The Bar-Code Beast", The Skeptical Enquirer Vol +
               12 No 4'
 DC X'FE'
ML02561  EQU   *
 FC '"Pseudocode can be used to some extent to aid the maintenance'
 FC 'process. However, pseudocode that is highly detailed -'
 FC 'approaching the level of detail of the code itself - is not of'
 FC 'much use as maintenance documentation. Such detailed'
 FC 'documentation has to be maintained almost as much as the code,'
 FC 'thus doubling the maintenance burden. Furthermore, since such'
 FC 'voluminous pseudocode is too distracting to be kept in the'
 FC 'listing itself, it must be kept in a separate folder. The'
 FC 'result: Since pseudocode - unlike real code - doesn''t have to be'
 FC 'maintained, no one will maintain it. It will soon become out of'
 FC 'date and everyone will ignore it. (Once, I did an informal'
 FC 'survey of 42 shops that used pseudocode. Of those 42, 0 zero!,'
 FC 'found that it had any value as maintenance documentation."'
 FC '--Meilir Page-Jones, "The Practical Guide to Structured'
 FC 'Design", Yourdon Press (c) 1988'
 DC X'FE'
ML02562  EQU   *
 FC '"Only a brain-damaged operating system would support task switchin+
               g and not'
 FC 'make the simple next step of supporting multitasking."'
 FC '- George McFry'
 DC X'FE'
ML02563  EQU   *
 FC 'Sigmund Freud is alleged to have said that in the last analysis th+
               e complete'
 FC 'field of psychology may reduce to biological electrochemistry.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02564  EQU   *
 FC 'The magician is seated in his high chair and looks upon the world +
               with favor.'
 FC 'He is at the height of his powers. If he closes his eyes, he cause+
               s the world'
 FC 'to disappear. If he opens his eyes, he causes the world to come ba+
               ck. If'
 FC 'there is harmony within him, the world is harmonious. If rage shat+
               ters his'
 FC 'inner harmony, the unity of the world is shattered. If desire aris+
               es within'
 FC 'him, he utters the magic syllables that causes the desired object +
               to appear.'
 FC 'His wishes, his thoughts, his gestures, his noises command the uni+
               verse.'
 FC '- Selma Fraiberg, _The Magic Years_, pg. 107'
 DC X'FE'
ML02565  EQU   *
 FC 'An Animal that knows who it is, one that has a sense of his own id+
               entity, is'
 FC 'a discontented creature, doomed to create new problems for himself+
                for the'
 FC 'duration of his stay on this planet. Since neither the mouse nor t+
               he chip'
 FC 'knows what is, he is spared all the vexing problems that follow th+
               is'
 FC 'discovery. But as soon as the human animal who asked himself this +
               question'
 FC 'emerged, he plunged himself and his descendants into an eternity o+
               f doubt'
 FC 'and brooding, speculation and truth-seeking that has goaded him th+
               rough the'
 FC 'centures as reelentlessly as hunger or sexual longing. The chimp t+
               hat does'
 FC 'not know that he exists is not driven to discover his origins and +
               is spared'
 FC 'the tragic necessity of contemplating his own end. And even if the+
                animal'
 FC 'experimenters succeed in teaching a chimp to count one hundred ban+
               anas or'
 FC 'to play chess, the chimp will develop no science and he will exhib+
               it no'
 FC 'appreciation of beauty, for the greatest part of man''s wisdom may+
                be traced'
 FC 'back to the eternal questions of beginnings and endings, the quest+
                to give'
 FC 'meaning to his existence, to life itself.'
 FC '- Selma Fraiberg, _The Magic Years_, pg. 193'
 DC X'FE'
ML02566  EQU   *
 FC 'A comment on schedules:'
 FC 'Ok, how long will it take?'
 FC 'For each manager involved in initial meetings add one month.'
 FC 'For each manager who says "data flow analysis" add another month.'
 FC 'For each unique end-user type add one month.'
 FC 'For each unknown software package to be employed add two months.'
 FC 'For each unknown hardware device add two months.'
 FC 'For each 100 miles between developer and installation add one mont+
               h.'
 FC 'For each type of communication channel add one month.'
 FC 'If an IBM mainframe shop is involved and you are working on a non-+
               IBM'
 FC 'system add 6 months.'
 FC 'If an IBM mainframe shop is involved and you are working on an IBM+
               '
 FC 'system add 9 months.'
 FC 'Round up to the nearest half-year.'
 FC '--Brad Sherman'
 FC 'By the way, ALL software projects are done by iterative prototypin+
               g.'
 FC 'Some companies call their prototypes "releases", that''s all.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02567  EQU   *
 FC 'UNIX Shell is the Best Fourth Generation Programming Language'
 FC 'It is the UNIX shell that makes it possible to do applications in +
               a small'
 FC 'fraction of the code and time it takes in third generation languag+
               es. In'
 FC 'the shell you process whole files at a time, instead of only a lin+
               e at a'
 FC 'time. And, a line of code in the UNIX shell is one or more program+
               s,'
 FC 'which do more than pages of instructions in a 3GL. Applications ca+
               n be'
 FC 'developed in hours and days, rather than months and years with tra+
               ditional'
 FC 'systems. Most of the other 4GLs available today look more like COB+
               OL or'
 FC 'RPG, the most tedious of the third generation lanaguages.'
 FC '"UNIX Relational Database Management: Application Development in t+
               he UNIX'
 FC 'Environment" by Rod Manis, Evan Schaffer, and Robert Jorgensen. Pr+
               entice'
 FC 'Hall Software Series. Brian Kerrighan, Advisor. 1988.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02568  EQU   *
 FC '"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy."'
 FC '- Dr. Emilio Lizardo'
 DC X'FE'
ML02569  EQU   *
 FC '"Floggings will continue until morale improves."'
 FC '- anonymous flyer being distributed at Exxon USA'
 DC X'FE'
ML02570  EQU   *
 FC '"Hey Ivan, check your six."'
 FC '- Sidewinder missile jacket patch, showing a Sidewinder driving up+
                the tail'
 FC 'of a Russian Su-27'
 DC X'FE'
ML02571  EQU   *
 FC '"Free markets select for winning solutions."'
 FC '- Eric S. Raymond'
 DC X'FE'
ML02572  EQU   *
 FC 'I dislike companies that have a we-are-the-high-priests-of-hardwar+
               e-so-you''ll-'
 FC 'like-what-we-give-you attitude. I like commodity markets in which +
               iron-and-'
 FC 'silicon hawkers know that they exist to provide fast toys for soft+
               ware types'
 FC 'like me to play with...'
 FC '- Eric S. Raymond'
 DC X'FE'
ML02573  EQU   *
 FC '"The urge to destroy is also a creative urge."'
 FC '- Bakunin'
 DC X'FE'
ML02574  EQU   *
 FC 'A commercial, and in some respects a social, doubt has been starte+
               d within the'
 FC 'last year or two, whether or not it is right to discuss so openly +
               the security'
 FC 'or insecurity of locks. Many well-meaning persons suppose that the+
                discus-'
 FC 'sion respecting the means for baffling the supposed safety of lock+
               s offers a'
 FC 'premium for dishonesty, by showing others how to be dishonest. Thi+
               s is a fal-'
 FC 'lacy. Rogues are very keen in their profession, and already know m+
               uch more'
 FC 'than we can teach them respecting their several kinds of roguery. +
               Rogues knew'
 FC 'a good deal about lockpicking long before locksmiths discussed it +
               among them-'
 FC 'selves, as they have lately done. If a lock -- let it have been ma+
               de in what-'
 FC 'ever country, or by whatever maker -- is not so inviolable as it h+
               as hitherto'
 FC 'been deemed to be, surely it is in the interest of *honest* person+
               s to know'
 FC 'this fact, because the *dishonest* are tolerably certain to be the+
                first to'
 FC 'apply the knowledge practically; and the spread of knowledge is ne+
               cessary to'
 FC 'give fair play to those who might suffer by ignorance. It cannot b+
               e too ear-'
 FC 'nestly urged, that an acquaintance with real facts will, in the en+
               d, be better'
 FC 'for all parties."'
 FC '- Charles Tomlinson''s Rudimentary Treatise on the Construction of+
                Locks,'
 FC 'published around 1850'
 DC X'FE'
ML02575  EQU   *
 FC 'In respect to lock-making, there can scarcely be such a thing as d+
               ishonesty'
 FC 'of intention: the inventor produces a lock which he honestly think+
               s will'
 FC 'possess such and such qualities; and he declares his belief to the+
                world.'
 FC 'If others differ from him in opinion concerning those qualities, i+
               t is open'
 FC 'to them to say so; and the discussion, truthfully conducted, must +
               lead to'
 FC 'public advantage: the discussion stimulates curiosity, and curiosi+
               ty stimu-'
 FC 'lates invention. Nothing but a partial and limited view of the que+
               stion'
 FC 'could lead to the opinion that harm can result: if there be harm, +
               it will be'
 FC 'much more than counterbalanced by good."'
 FC '- Charles Tomlinson''s Rudimentary Treatise on the Construction of+
                Locks,'
 FC 'published around 1850.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02576  EQU   *
 FC '"Wish not to seem, but to be, the best."'
 FC '- Aeschylus'
 DC X'FE'
ML02577  EQU   *
 FC '"Survey says..."'
 FC '- Richard Dawson, weenie, on "Family Feud"'
 DC X'FE'
ML02578  EQU   *
 FC '"Paul Lynde to block..."'
 FC '- a contestant on "Hollywood Squares"'
 DC X'FE'
ML02579  EQU   *
 FC '"Little else matters than to write good code."'
 FC '- Karl Lehenbauer'
 DC X'FE'
ML02580  EQU   *
 FC 'To write good code is a worthy challenge, and a source of civilize+
               d delight.'
 FC '- stolen and paraphrased from William Safire'
 DC X'FE'
ML02581  EQU   *
 FC '"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward"'
 FC '- William E. Davidsen'
 DC X'FE'
ML02582  EQU   *
 FC '"f a computer can''t directly address all the RAM you can use, it'+
               's just a toy.'
 FC '- anonymous comp.sys.amiga posting, non-sequitir'
 DC X'FE'
ML02583  EQU   *
 FC 'Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!" he said to himself, +
               and it becam'
 FC 'a favourite saying of his later, and passed into a proverb. "You a+
               ren''t nearly'
 FC 'through this adventure yet," he added, and that was pretty true as+
                well.'
 FC '- Bilbo Baggins, "The Hobbit" by J.R.R. Tolkien, Chapter XII'
 DC X'FE'
ML02584  EQU   *
 FC '"A dirty mind is a joy forever."'
 FC '- Randy Kunkee'
 DC X'FE'
ML02585  EQU   *
 FC '"You can''t teach seven foot."'
 FC '- Frank Layton, Utah Jazz basketball coach, when asked why he had +
               recruited'
 FC 'a seven-foot tall auto mechanic'
 DC X'FE'
ML02586  EQU   *
 FC '"A car is just a big purse on wheels."'
 FC '- Johanna Reynolds'
 DC X'FE'
ML02587  EQU   *
 FC '"History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions+
               ."'
 FC '- Ted Koppel'
 DC X'FE'
ML02588  EQU   *
 FC '"Gozer the Gozerian: As the duly appointed representative of the c+
               ity,'
 FC 'county and state of New York, I hereby order you to cease all supe+
               rnatural'
 FC 'activities at once and proceed immediately to your place of origin+
                or'
 FC 'the nearest parallel dimension, whichever is nearest."'
 FC '- Ray (Dan Akyroyd, _Ghostbusters_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02589  EQU   *
 FC 'It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan+
               , more'
 FC 'doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creati+
               on of a'
 FC 'new system. For the initiator has the enmity of all who would prof+
               it by'
 FC 'the preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm defen+
               ders in'
 FC 'those who would gain by the new ones.'
 FC '- Machiavelli'
 DC X'FE'
ML02590  EQU   *
 FC 'God grant me the senility to accept the things I cannot change,'
 FC 'The frustration to try to change things I cannot affect,'
 FC 'and the wisdom to tell the difference.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02591  EQU   *
 FC 'First as to speech. That privilege rests upon the premise that'
 FC 'there is no proposition so uniformly acknowledged that it may not +
               be'
 FC 'lawfully challenged, questioned, and debated. It need not rest upo+
               n'
 FC 'the further premise that there are no propositions that are not'
 FC 'open to doubt; it is enough, even if there are, that in the end it+
                is'
 FC 'worse to suppress dissent than to run the risk of heresy. Hence it+
               '
 FC 'has been again and again unconditionally proclaimed that there are+
               '
 FC 'no limits to the privilege so far as words seek to affect only the+
                hearers'''
 FC 'beliefs and not their conduct. The trouble is that conduct is almo+
               st'
 FC 'always based upon some belief, and that to change the hearer''s be+
               lief'
 FC 'will generally to some extent change his conduct, and may even evo+
               ke'
 FC 'conduct that the law forbids.'
 FC 'Ýcf. Learned Hand, The Spirit of Liberty, University of Chicago Pr+
               ess, 1952;'
 FC 'The Art and Craft of Judging: The Decisions of Judge Learned Hand,+
               '
 FC 'edited and annotated by Hershel Shanks, The MacMillian Company, 19+
               68.¨'
 DC X'FE'
ML02592  EQU   *
 FC 'The late rebellion in Massachusetts has given more alarm than I th+
               ink it'
 FC 'should have done. Calculate that one rebellion in 13 states in the+
                course'
 FC 'of 11 years, is but one for each state in a century and a half. No+
                country'
 FC 'should be so long without one.'
 FC '- Thomas Jefferson in letter to James Madison, 20 December 1787'
 DC X'FE'
ML02593  EQU   *
 FC '"Nine years of ballet, asshole."'
 FC '- Shelly Long, to the bad guy after making a jump over a gorge tha+
               t he'
 FC 'couldn''t quite, in "Outrageous Fortune"'
 DC X'FE'
ML02594  EQU   *
 FC 'You are in a maze of UUCP connections, all alike.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02595  EQU   *
 FC '"If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can''t he make his w+
               ife''s'
 FC 'hairdo go down?"'
 FC '- Robin Williams'
 DC X'FE'
ML02596  EQU   *
 FC '8) Use common sense in routing cable. Avoid wrapping coax around s+
               ources of'
 FC 'strong electric or magnetic fields. Do not wrap the cable around'
 FC 'flourescent light ballasts or cyclotrons, for example.'
 FC '- Ethernet Headstart Product, Information and Installation Guide,'
 FC 'Bell Technologies, pg. 11'
 DC X'FE'
ML02597  EQU   *
 FC '"What a wonder is USENET; such wholesale production of conjecture +
               from'
 FC 'such a trifling investment in fact."'
 FC '- Carl S. Gutekunst'
 DC X'FE'
ML02598  EQU   *
 FC 'VMS must die!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02599  EQU   *
 FC 'MS-DOS must die!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02600  EQU   *
 FC 'OS/2 must die!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02601  EQU   *
 FC 'Pournelle must die!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02602  EQU   *
 FC 'Garbage In, Gospel Out'
 DC X'FE'
ML02603  EQU   *
 FC '"Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing."+
               '
 FC '- Karl Lehenbauer, as amended by Jeff Daiell, a Libertarian'
 DC X'FE'
ML02604  EQU   *
 FC '"Facts are stupid things."'
 FC '- President Ronald Reagan'
 FC '(a blooper from his speeach at the ''88 GOP convention)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02605  EQU   *
 FC '"The argument that the literal story of Genesis can qualify as sci+
               ence'
 FC 'collapses on three major grounds: the creationists'' need to invok+
               e'
 FC 'miracles in order to compress the events of the earth''s history i+
               nto'
 FC 'the biblical span of a few thousand years; their unwillingness to'
 FC 'abandon claims clearly disproved, including the assertion that all+
               '
 FC 'fossils are products of Noah''s flood; and their reliance upon dis+
               tortion,'
 FC 'misquote, half-quote, and citation out of context to characterize +
               the'
 FC 'ideas of their opponents."'
 FC '- Stephen Jay Gould, "The Verdict on Creationism",'
 FC 'The Skeptical Inquirer, Winter 87/88, pg. 186'
 DC X'FE'
ML02606  EQU   *
 FC '"An ounce of prevention is worth a ton of code."'
 FC '- an anonymous programmer'
 DC X'FE'
ML02607  EQU   *
 FC 'To IBM, ''open'' means there is a modicum of interoperability amon+
               g some of'
 FC 'their equipment.'
 FC '- Harv Masterson'
 DC X'FE'
ML02608  EQU   *
 FC '"Just think of a computer as hardware you can program."'
 FC '- Nigel de la Tierre'
 DC X'FE'
ML02609  EQU   *
 FC '"If you own a machine, you are in turn owned by it, and spend your+
                time'
 FC 'serving it..."'
 FC '- Marion Zimmer Bradley, _The Forbidden Tower_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02610  EQU   *
 FC '"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.+
               "'
 FC '- Albert Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML02611  EQU   *
 FC '"Card readers? We don''t need no stinking card readers."'
 FC '- Peter da Silva (at the National Academy of Sciencies, 1965, in a+
               '
 FC 'particularly vivid fantasy)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02612  EQU   *
 FC 'Your good nature will bring unbounded happiness.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02613  EQU   *
 FC 'Semper Fi, dude.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02614  EQU   *
 FC 'Excitement and danger await your induction to tracer duty! As a tr+
               acer,'
 FC 'you must rid the computer networks of slimy, criminal data thieves+
               .'
 FC 'They are tricky and the action gets tough, so watch out! Utilizing+
                all'
 FC 'your skills, you''ll either get your man or you''ll get burned!'
 FC '- advertising for the computer game "Tracers"'
 DC X'FE'
ML02615  EQU   *
 FC '"An entire fraternity of strapping Wall-Street-bound youth. Hell -+
                this'
 FC 'is going to be a blood bath!"'
 FC '- Post Bros. Comics'
 DC X'FE'
ML02616  EQU   *
 FC '"Neighbors!! We got neighbors! We ain''t supposed to have any neig+
               hbors, and'
 FC 'I just had to shoot one."'
 FC '- Post Bros. Comics'
 DC X'FE'
ML02617  EQU   *
 FC '"Gotcha, you snot-necked weenies!"'
 FC '- Post Bros. Comics'
 DC X'FE'
ML02618  EQU   *
 FC 'interlard - vt., to intersperse; diversify'
 FC '- Webster''s New World Dictionary Of The American Language'
 DC X'FE'
ML02619  EQU   *
 FC '"Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything a+
               bout it."'
 FC '- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML02620  EQU   *
 FC '"How many teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?"'
 FC '"FIFTEEN!! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?"'
 DC X'FE'
ML02621  EQU   *
 FC '"If you weren''t my teacher, I''d think you just deleted all my fi+
               les."'
 FC '- an anonymous UCB CS student, to an instructor who had typed "rm +
               -i *" to'
 FC 'get rid of a file named "-f" on a Unix system.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02622  EQU   *
 FC '"The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times o+
               f moral'
 FC 'crisis, preserved their neutrality."'
 FC '- Dante'
 DC X'FE'
ML02623  EQU   *
 FC '"The medium is the message."'
 FC '- Marshall McLuhan'
 DC X'FE'
ML02624  EQU   *
 FC '"The medium is the massage."'
 FC '- Crazy Nigel'
 DC X'FE'
ML02625  EQU   *
 FC '"Show me a good loser, and I''ll show you a loser."'
 FC '- Vince Lombardi, football coach'
 DC X'FE'
ML02626  EQU   *
 FC '"It might help if we ran the MBA''s out of Washington."'
 FC '- Admiral Grace Hopper'
 DC X'FE'
ML02627  EQU   *
 FC 'Refreshed by a brief blackout, I got to my feet and went next door+
               .'
 FC '- Martin Amis, _Money_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02628  EQU   *
 FC 'The sprung doors parted and I staggered out into the lobby''s teak+
                and flicker.'
 FC 'Uniformed men stood by impassively like sentries in their trench. +
               I slapped'
 FC 'my key on the desk and nodded gravely. I was loaded enough to be u+
               nable to'
 FC 'tell whether they could tell I was loaded. Would they mind? I was +
               certainly'
 FC 'too loaded to care. I moved to the door with boxy, schlep-shoulder+
               ed strides.'
 FC '- Martin Amis, _Money_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02629  EQU   *
 FC 'I ask only one thing. I''m understanding. I''m mature. And it isn'+
               't much to'
 FC 'ask. I want to get back to London, and track her down, and be alon+
               e with my'
 FC 'Selina -- or not even alone, damn it, merely close to her, close e+
               nough to'
 FC 'smell her skin, to see the flecked webbing of her lemony eyes, the+
                moulding'
 FC 'of her artful lips. Just for a few precious seconds. Just long eno+
               ugh to'
 FC 'put in one good, clean punch. That''s all I ask.'
 FC '- Martin Amis, _Money_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02630  EQU   *
 FC '"Love may fail, but courtesy will previal."'
 FC '- A Kurt Vonnegut fan'
 DC X'FE'
ML02631  EQU   *
 FC 'New York is a jungle, they tell you. You could go further, and say+
                that'
 FC 'New York is a jungle. New York *is a jungle.* Beneath the columns +
               of'
 FC 'the old rain forest, made of melting macadam, the mean Limpopo of +
               swamped'
 FC 'Ninth Avenue bears an angry argosy of crocs and dragons, tiger fis+
               h, noise'
 FC 'machines, sweating rainmakers. On the corners stand witchdoctors a+
               nd'
 FC 'headhunters, babbling voodoo-men -- the natives, the jungle-smart +
               natives.'
 FC 'And at night, under the equatorial overgrowth and heat-holding clo+
               ud'
 FC 'cover, you hear the ragged parrot-hoot and monkeysqueak of the sir+
               ens,'
 FC 'and then fires flower to ward off monsters. Careful: the streets a+
               re'
 FC 'sprung with pits and nets and traps. Hire a guide. Pack your snake+
               bite'
 FC 'gook and your blowdart serum. Take it seriously. You have to get a+
               '
 FC 'bit jungle-wise.'
 FC '- Martin Amis, _Money_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02632  EQU   *
 FC 'Now I was heading, in my hot cage, down towards meat-market countr+
               y on the'
 FC 'tip of the West Village. Here the redbrick warehouses double as ca+
               rcass'
 FC 'galleries and rat hives, the Manhattan fauna seeking its necessary+
               '
 FC 'level, living or dead. Here too you find the heavy faggot hangouts+
               ,'
 FC 'The Spike, the Water Closet, the Mother Load. Nobody knows what go+
               es on'
 FC 'in these places. Only the heavy faggots know. Even Fielding seems +
               somewhat'
 FC 'vague on the question. You get zapped and flogged and dumped on --+
                by'
 FC 'almost anybody''s standards, you have a really terrible time. The +
               average'
 FC 'patron arrives at the Spike in one taxi but needs to go back to hi+
               s sock'
 FC 'in two. And then the next night he shows up for more. They shackle+
               '
 FC 'themselves to racks, they bask in urinals. Their folks have a lot +
               of'
 FC 'explaining to do, if you want my opinion, particularly the mums. S+
               orry'
 FC 'to single you ladies out like this but the story must start somewh+
               ere.'
 FC 'A craving for hourly murder -- it can''t be willed. In the meantim+
               e,'
 FC 'Fielding tells me, Mother Nature looks on and taps her foot and cl+
               icks'
 FC 'her tongue. Always a champion of monogamy, she is cooking up some +
               fancy'
 FC 'new diseases. She just isn''t going to stand for it.'
 FC '- Martin Amis, _Money_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02633  EQU   *
 FC '"You tried it just for once, found it alright for kicks,'
 FC 'but now you find out you have a habit that sticks,'
 FC 'you''re an orgasm addict,'
 FC 'you''re always at it,'
 FC 'and you''re an orgasm addict."'
 FC '- The Buzzcocks'
 DC X'FE'
ML02634  EQU   *
 FC '"There is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress."'
 FC '- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML02635  EQU   *
 FC '"You''ll pay to know what you really think."'
 FC '- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs'
 DC X'FE'
ML02636  EQU   *
 FC '"We live, in a very kooky time."'
 FC '- Herb Blashtfalt'
 DC X'FE'
ML02637  EQU   *
 FC '"Pull the wool over your own eyes!"'
 FC '- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs'
 DC X'FE'
ML02638  EQU   *
 FC '"Okay," Bobby said, getting the hang of it, "then what''s the matr+
               ix? If'
 FC 'she''s a deck, and Danbala''s a program, what''s cyberspace?"'
 FC '"The world," Lucas said.'
 FC '- William Gibson, _Count Zero_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02639  EQU   *
 FC '"Our reruns are better than theirs."'
 FC '- Nick at Nite'
 DC X'FE'
ML02640  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.'
 FC '- Ted Turner'
 DC X'FE'
ML02641  EQU   *
 FC '"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."'
 FC '- The Wizard Of Oz'
 DC X'FE'
ML02642  EQU   *
 FC '"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."'
 FC '- Karl, as he stepped behind the computer to reboot it, during a F+
               AT'
 DC X'FE'
ML02643  EQU   *
 FC '"It ain''t so much the things we don''t know that get us in troubl+
               e. It''s the'
 FC 'things we know that ain''t so."'
 FC '- Artemus Ward aka Charles Farrar Brown'
 DC X'FE'
ML02644  EQU   *
 FC '"Don''t discount flying pigs before you have good air defense."'
 FC '- jvh@clinet.FI'
 DC X'FE'
ML02645  EQU   *
 FC '"In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble."'
 FC '- Alan Perlis'
 DC X'FE'
ML02646  EQU   *
 FC '"Pok pok pok, P''kok!"'
 FC '- Superchicken'
 DC X'FE'
ML02647  EQU   *
 FC 'Live Free or Live in Massachusettes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02648  EQU   *
 FC '"You can''t get very far in this world without your dossier being +
               there first."'
 FC '- Arthur Miller'
 DC X'FE'
ML02649  EQU   *
 FC 'Flight Reservation systems decide whether or not you exist. If you+
               r information'
 FC 'isn''t in their database, then you simply don''t get to go anywher+
               e.'
 FC '- Arthur Miller'
 DC X'FE'
ML02650  EQU   *
 FC '"What people have been reduced to are mere 3-D representations of +
               their own'
 FC 'data."'
 FC '- Arthur Miller'
 DC X'FE'
ML02651  EQU   *
 FC '"The Avis WIZARD decides if you get to drive a car. Your head won'+
               't touch the'
 FC 'pillow of a Sheraton unless their computer says it''s okay."'
 FC '- Arthur Miller'
 DC X'FE'
ML02652  EQU   *
 FC '"They know your name, address, telephone number, credit card numbe+
               rs, who ELSE'
 FC 'is driving the car "for insurance", ... your driver''s license num+
               ber. In the'
 FC 'state of Massachusetts, this is the same number as that used for S+
               ocial'
 FC 'Security, unless you object to such use. In THAT case, you are ASS+
               IGNED a'
 FC 'number and you reside forever more on the list of "weird people wh+
               o don''t give'
 FC 'out their Social Security Number in Massachusetts."'
 FC '- Arthur Miller'
 DC X'FE'
ML02653  EQU   *
 FC '"Data is a lot like humans: It is born. Matures. Gets married to o+
               ther data,'
 FC 'divorced. Gets old. One thing that it doesn''t do is die. It has t+
               o be killed."'
 FC '- Arthur Miller'
 DC X'FE'
ML02654  EQU   *
 FC '"People should have access to the data which you have about them. +
               There should'
 FC 'be a process for them to challenge any inaccuracies."'
 FC '- Arthur Miller'
 DC X'FE'
ML02655  EQU   *
 FC '"Although Poles suffer official censorship, a pervasive secret'
 FC 'police and laws similar to those in the USSR, there are'
 FC 'thousands of underground publications, a legal independent'
 FC 'Church, private agriculture, and the East bloc''s first and only'
 FC 'independent trade union federation, NSZZ Solidarnosc, which is'
 FC 'an affiliate of both the International Confederation of Free'
 FC 'Trade Unions and the World Confederation of Labor. There is'
 FC 'literally a world of difference between Poland - even in its'
 FC 'present state of collapse - and Soviet society at the peak of'
 FC 'its "glasnost." This difference has been maintained at great'
 FC 'cost by the Poles since 1944.'
 FC '- David Phillips, SUNY at Buffalo, about establishing a'
 FC 'gateway from EARN (Eurpoean Academic Research Network)'
 FC 'to Poland'
 DC X'FE'
ML02656  EQU   *
 FC '"There is also a thriving independent student movement in'
 FC 'Poland, and thus there is a strong possibility (though no'
 FC 'guarantee) of making an EARN-Poland link, should it ever come'
 FC 'about, a genuine link - not a vacuum cleaner attachment for a'
 FC 'Bloc information gathering apparatus rationed to trusted'
 FC 'apparatchiks."'
 FC '- David Phillips, SUNY at Buffalo, about establishing a'
 FC 'gateway from EARN (Eurpoean Academic Research Network)'
 FC 'to Poland'
 DC X'FE'
ML02657  EQU   *
 FC '"Do not lose your knowledge that man''s proper estate is an uprigh+
               t posture,'
 FC 'an intransigent mind, and a step that travels unlimited roads."'
 FC '- John Galt, in Ayn Rand''s _Atlas Shrugged_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02658  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t panic.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02659  EQU   *
 FC 'The bug stops here.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02660  EQU   *
 FC 'The bug starts here.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02661  EQU   *
 FC '"Why waste negative entropy on comments, when you could use the sa+
               me'
 FC 'entropy to create bugs instead?"'
 FC '- Steve Elias'
 DC X'FE'
ML02662  EQU   *
 FC '"The pathology is to want control, not that you ever get it, becau+
               se of'
 FC 'course you never do."'
 FC '- Gregory Bateson'
 DC X'FE'
ML02663  EQU   *
 FC '"Your butt is mine."'
 FC '- Michael Jackson, Bad'
 DC X'FE'
ML02664  EQU   *
 FC 'Ship it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02665  EQU   *
 FC '"Once they go up, who cares where they come down? That''s not my d+
               epartment."'
 FC '- Werner von Braun'
 DC X'FE'
ML02666  EQU   *
 FC '"When the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to treat everyt+
               hing as if'
 FC 'it were a nail."'
 FC '- Abraham Maslow'
 DC X'FE'
ML02667  EQU   *
 FC '"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."'
 FC '- The New Mighty Mouse'
 DC X'FE'
ML02668  EQU   *
 FC '"The lesser of two evils -- is evil."'
 FC '- Seymour (Sy) Leon'
 DC X'FE'
ML02669  EQU   *
 FC '"It''s no sweat, Henry. Russ made it back to Bugtown before he die+
               d. So he''ll'
 FC 'regenerate in a couple of days. It''s just awful sloppy of him to +
               get killed in'
 FC 'the first place. Humph!"'
 FC '- Ron Post, Post Brothers Comics'
 DC X'FE'
ML02670  EQU   *
 FC '"An honest god is the noblest work of man. ... God has always rese+
               mbled his'
 FC 'creators. He hated and loved what they hated and loved and he was +
               invariably'
 FC 'found on the side of those in power. ... Most of the gods were ple+
               ased with'
 FC 'sacrifice, and the smell of innocent blood has ever been considere+
               d a divine'
 FC 'perfume."'
 FC '- Robert G. Ingersoll'
 DC X'FE'
ML02671  EQU   *
 FC '"We are not endeavoring to chain the future but to free the presen+
               t. ... We are'
 FC 'the advocates of inquiry, investigation, and thought... It is gran+
               der to think'
 FC 'and investigate for yourself than to repeat a creed. ... I look fo+
               r the day'
 FC 'when *reason*, throned upon the world''s brains, shall be the King+
                of Kings and'
 FC 'the God of Gods.'
 FC '- Robert G. Ingersoll'
 DC X'FE'
ML02672  EQU   *
 FC '"I honestly believe that the doctrine of hell was born in the glit+
               tering eyes'
 FC 'of snakes that run in frightful coils watching for their prey. I b+
               elieve'
 FC 'it was born with the yelping, howling, growling and snarling of wi+
               ld beasts...'
 FC 'I despise it, I defy it, and I hate it."'
 FC '- Robert G. Ingersoll'
 DC X'FE'
ML02673  EQU   *
 FC '"Is this foreplay?"'
 FC '"No, this is Nuke Strike. Foreplay has lousy graphics. Beat me aga+
               in."'
 FC '- Duckert, in "Bad Rubber," Albedo #0 (comics)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02674  EQU   *
 FC 'egrep patterns are full regular expressions; it uses a fast determ+
               inistic'
 FC 'algorithm that sometimes needs exponential space.'
 FC '- unix manuals'
 DC X'FE'
ML02675  EQU   *
 FC '"A mind is a terrible thing to have leaking out your ears."'
 FC '- The League of Sadistic Telepaths'
 DC X'FE'
ML02676  EQU   *
 FC '"Life sucks, but it''s better than the alternative."'
 FC '- Peter da Silva'
 DC X'FE'
ML02677  EQU   *
 FC 'If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad?'
 DC X'FE'
ML02678  EQU   *
 FC '"I shall expect a chemical cure for psychopathic behavior by 10 A.+
               M. tomorrow,'
 FC 'or I''ll have your guts for spaghetti."'
 FC '- a comic panel by Cotham'
 DC X'FE'
ML02679  EQU   *
 FC '"Even if you''re on the right track, you''ll get run over if you j+
               ust sit there."'
 FC '- Will Rogers'
 DC X'FE'
ML02680  EQU   *
 FC '"An open mind has but one disadvantage: it collects dirt."'
 FC '- a saying at RPI'
 DC X'FE'
ML02681  EQU   *
 FC '"The geeks shall inherit the earth."'
 FC '- Karl Lehenbauer'
 DC X'FE'
ML02682  EQU   *
 FC '"Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers."'
 FC '- Chip Salzenberg'
 DC X'FE'
ML02683  EQU   *
 FC '"Elvis is my copilot."'
 FC '- Cal Keegan'
 DC X'FE'
ML02684  EQU   *
 FC '"The fundamental principle of science, the definition almost, is t+
               his: the'
 FC 'sole test of the validity of any idea is experiment."'
 FC '- Richard P. Feynman'
 DC X'FE'
ML02685  EQU   *
 FC 'How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?'
 FC 'Let''s see, can you use a shell script for that or does it need a +
               C program?'
 DC X'FE'
ML02686  EQU   *
 FC '"Don''t hate me because I''m beautiful. Hate me because I''m beaut+
               iful, smart'
 FC 'and rich."'
 FC '- Calvin Keegan'
 DC X'FE'
ML02687  EQU   *
 FC '"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are a+
               lways so'
 FC 'certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."'
 FC '- Bertrand Russell'
 DC X'FE'
ML02688  EQU   *
 FC 'Always look over your shoulder because everyone is watching and pl+
               otting'
 FC 'against you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02689  EQU   *
 FC '"Let us condemn to hellfire all those who disagree with us."'
 FC '- militant religionists everywhere'
 DC X'FE'
ML02690  EQU   *
 FC 'Baby On Board.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02691  EQU   *
 FC '"The net result is a system that is not only binary compatible wit+
               h 4.3 BSD,'
 FC 'but is even bug for bug compatible in almost all features."'
 FC '- Avadit Tevanian, Jr., "Architecture-Independent Virtual Memory M+
               anagement'
 FC 'for Parallel and Distributed Environments: The Mach Approach"'
 DC X'FE'
ML02692  EQU   *
 FC '"The number of Unix installations has grown to 10, with more expec+
               ted."'
 FC '- The Unix Programmer''s Manual, 2nd Edition, June, 1972'
 DC X'FE'
ML02693  EQU   *
 FC '"Engineering without management is art."'
 FC '- Jeff Johnson'
 DC X'FE'
ML02694  EQU   *
 FC '"I''m not a god, I was misquoted."'
 FC '- Lister, Red Dwarf'
 DC X'FE'
ML02695  EQU   *
 FC 'Brain off-line, please wait.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02696  EQU   *
 FC '"Psychoanalysis?? I thought this was a nude rap session!!!"'
 FC '- Zippy'
 DC X'FE'
ML02697  EQU   *
 FC 'Are you having fun yet?'
 DC X'FE'
ML02698  EQU   *
 FC '"The vast majority of successful major crimes against property are+
               '
 FC 'perpetrated by individuals abusing positions of trust."'
 FC '- Lawrence Dalzell'
 DC X'FE'
ML02699  EQU   *
 FC '"Perhaps I am flogging a straw herring in mid-stream, but in the l+
               ight of'
 FC 'what is known about the ubiquity of security vulnerabilities, it s+
               eems vastly'
 FC 'too dangerous for university folks to run with their heads in the +
               sand."'
 FC '- Peter G. Neumann, RISKS moderator, about the Internet virus'
 DC X'FE'
ML02700  EQU   *
 FC '"Seed me, Seymour"'
 FC '- a random number generator meets the big green mother from outer +
               space'
 DC X'FE'
ML02701  EQU   *
 FC '"Buy land. They''ve stopped making it."'
 FC '- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML02702  EQU   *
 FC '"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."'
 FC '- Dave Bowman, 2001'
 DC X'FE'
ML02703  EQU   *
 FC '"There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the ope+
               rations of'
 FC 'pure chance..."'
 FC '- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity''s Rainbow_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02704  EQU   *
 FC '...Saure really turns out to be an adept at the difficult art of p+
               apryomancy,'
 FC 'the ability to prophesy through contemplating the way people roll +
               reefers -'
 FC 'the shape, the licking pattern, the wrinkles and folds or absence +
               thereof'
 FC 'in the paper. "You will soon be in love," sez Saure, "see, this li+
               ne here."'
 FC '"It''s long, isn''t it? Does that mean --" "Length is usually inte+
               nsity.'
 FC 'Not time."'
 FC '- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity''s Rainbow_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02705  EQU   *
 FC 'Go ahead, capitalize the T on technology, deify it if it will make+
                you feel'
 FC 'less responsible -- but it puts you in with the neutered, brother,+
                in with'
 FC 'the eunuchs keeping the harem of our stolen Earth for the numb and+
                joyless'
 FC 'hardons of human sultans, human elite with no right at all to be w+
               here they'
 FC 'are --"'
 FC '- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity''s Rainbow_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02706  EQU   *
 FC '...the prevailing Catholic odor - incense, wax, centuries of mild +
               bleating'
 FC 'from the lips of the flock.'
 FC '- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity''s Rainbow_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02707  EQU   *
 FC '...At that time Ýthe 1960s¨, Bell Laboratories scientists projecte+
               d that'
 FC 'computer speeds as high as 30 million floating-point calculations +
               per'
 FC 'second (megaflops) would be needed for the Army''s ballistic missi+
               le'
 FC 'defense system. Many computer experts -- including a National Acad+
               emy'
 FC 'of Sciences panel -- said achieving such speeds, even using multip+
               le'
 FC 'processors, was impossible. Today, new generation supercomputers o+
               perate'
 FC 'at billions of operations per second (gigaflops).'
 FC '- Aviation Week && Space Technology, May 9, 1988, "Washington Roun+
               dup", pg 13'
 DC X'FE'
ML02708  EQU   *
 FC 'Shit Happens.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02709  EQU   *
 FC 'backups: always in season, never out of style.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02710  EQU   *
 FC '"There was a vague, unpleasant manginess about his appearence; he +
               somehow'
 FC 'seemed dirty, though a close glance showed him as carefully shaven+
                as an'
 FC 'actor, and clad in immaculate linen."'
 FC '- H.L. Mencken, on the death of William Jennings Bryan'
 DC X'FE'
ML02711  EQU   *
 FC 'Work was impossible. The geeks had broken my spirit. They had done+
                too'
 FC 'many things wrong. It was never like this for Mencken. He lived li+
               ke'
 FC 'a Prussian gambler -- sweating worse than Bryan on some nights and+
                drunker'
 FC 'than Judas on others. It was all a dehumanized nightmare...and the+
               se'
 FC 'raddled cretins have the gall to complain about my deadlines.'
 FC '- Hunter Thompson, "Bad Nerves in Fat City", _Generation of Swine_+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML02712  EQU   *
 FC '"This generation may be the one that will face Armageddon."'
 FC '- Ronald Reagan, "People" magazine, December 26, 1985'
 DC X'FE'
ML02713  EQU   *
 FC '... The cable had passed us by; the dish was the only hope, and ev+
               entually'
 FC 'we were all forced to turn to it. By the summer of ''85, the valle+
               y had more'
 FC 'satellite dishes per capita than an Eskimo village on the north sl+
               ope of'
 FC 'Alaska.'
 FC 'Mine was one of the last to go in. I had been nervous from the sta+
               rt about'
 FC 'the hazards of too much input, which is a very real problem with t+
               hese'
 FC 'things. Watching TV becomes a full-time job when you can scan 200 +
               channels'
 FC 'all day and all night and still have the option of punching Night +
               Dreams'
 FC 'into the video machine, if the rest of the world seems dull.'
 FC '- Hunter Thompson, "Full-time scrambling", _Generation of Swine_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02714  EQU   *
 FC '"Call immediately. Time is running out. We both need to do somethi+
               ng'
 FC 'monstrous before we die."'
 FC '- Message from Ralph Steadman to Hunter Thompson'
 DC X'FE'
ML02715  EQU   *
 FC '"The only way for a reporter to look at a politician is down."'
 FC '- H.L. Mencken'
 DC X'FE'
ML02716  EQU   *
 FC '"You don''t go out and kick a mad dog. If you have a mad dog with +
               rabies, you'
 FC 'take a gun and shoot him."'
 FC '- Pat Robertson, TV Evangelist, about Muammar Kadhafy'
 DC X'FE'
ML02717  EQU   *
 FC 'David Brinkley: The daily astrological charts are precisely where,+
                in my'
 FC 'judgment, they belong, and that is on the comic page.'
 FC 'George Will: I don''t think astrology belongs even on the comic pa+
               ges.'
 FC 'The comics are making no truth claim.'
 FC 'Brinkley: Where would you put it?'
 FC 'Will: I wouldn''t put it in the newspaper. I think it''s transpare+
               nt rubbish.'
 FC 'It''s a reflection of an idea that we expelled from Western though+
               t in the'
 FC 'sixteenth century, that we are in the center of a caring universe.+
                We are'
 FC 'not the center of the universe, and it doesn''t care. The star''s +
               alignment'
 FC 'at the time of our birth -- that is absolute rubbish. It is not fu+
               nny to'
 FC 'have it intruded among people who have nuclear weapons.'
 FC 'Sam Donaldson: This isn''t something new. Governor Ronald Reagan w+
               as sworn'
 FC 'in just after midnight in his first term in Sacramento because the+
                stars'
 FC 'said it was a propitious time.'
 FC 'Will: They Ýhoroscopes¨ are utter crashing banalities. They could +
               apply to'
 FC 'anyone and anything.'
 FC 'Brinkley: When is the exact moment Ýof birth¨? I don''t think the +
               nurse is'
 FC 'standing there with a stopwatch and a notepad.'
 FC 'Donaldson: If we''re making decisions based on the stars -- that''+
               s a cockamamie'
 FC 'thing. People want to know.'
 FC '- "This Week" with David Brinkley, ABC Television, Sunday, May 8, +
               1988,'
 FC 'excerpts from a discussion on Astrology and Reagan'
 DC X'FE'
ML02718  EQU   *
 FC 'The reported resort to astrology in the White House has occasioned+
                much'
 FC 'merriment. It is not funny. Astrological gibberish, which means as+
               trology'
 FC 'generally, has no place in a newspaper, let alone government. Unli+
               ke comics,'
 FC 'which are part of a newspaper''s harmless pleasure and make no tru+
               th claims,'
 FC 'astrology is a fraud. The idea that it gets a hearing in governmen+
               t is'
 FC 'dismaying.'
 FC '- George Will, Washing Post Writers Group'
 DC X'FE'
ML02719  EQU   *
 FC 'Astrology is the sheerest hokum. This pseudoscience has been aroun+
               d since'
 FC 'the day of the Chaldeans and Babylonians. It is as phony as numero+
               logy,'
 FC 'phrenology, palmistry, alchemy, the reading of tea leaves, and the+
                practice'
 FC 'of divination by the entrails of a goat. No serious person will bu+
               y the'
 FC 'notion that our lives are influenced individually by the movement +
               of'
 FC 'distant planets. This is the sawdust blarney of the carnival midwa+
               y.'
 FC '- James J. Kilpatrick, Universal Press Syndicate'
 DC X'FE'
ML02720  EQU   *
 FC 'A serious public debate about the validity of astrology? A serious+
                believer'
 FC 'in the White House? Two of them? Give me a break. What stifled my +
               laughter'
 FC 'is that the image fits. Reagan has always exhibited a fey indiffer+
               ence toward'
 FC 'science. Facts, like numbers, roll off his back. And we''ve all co+
               me to'
 FC 'accept it. This time it was stargazing that became a serious issue+
               ....Not'
 FC 'that long ago, it was Reagan''s support of Creationism....Creation+
               ists actually'
 FC 'got equal time with evolutionists. The public was supposed to be o+
               pen-minded'
 FC 'to the claims of paleontologists and fundamentalists, as if the tw+
               o were'
 FC 'scientific colleagues....It has been clear for a long time that th+
               e president'
 FC 'is averse to science...In general, these attitudes fall onto frien+
               dly American'
 FC 'turf....But at the outer edges, this skepticism about science easi+
               ly turns'
 FC 'into a kind of naive acceptance of nonscience, or even nonsense. T+
               he same'
 FC 'people who doubt experts can also believe any quackery, from the b+
               enefits of'
 FC 'laetrile to eye of newt to the movment of planets. We lose the cap+
               acity to'
 FC 'make rational -- scientific -- judgments. It''s all the same.'
 FC '- Ellen Goodman, The Boston Globe Newspaper Company-Washington Pos+
               t Writers'
 FC 'Group'
 DC X'FE'
ML02721  EQU   *
 FC 'The spectacle of astrology in the White House -- the governing cen+
               ter of'
 FC 'the world''s greatest scientific and military power -- is so appal+
               ling that'
 FC 'it defies understanding and provides grounds for great fright. The+
                easiest'
 FC 'response is to laugh it off, and to indulge in wisecracks about Ci+
               vil'
 FC 'Service ratings for horoscope makers and palm readers and whether +
               Reagan'
 FC 'asked Mikhail Gorbachev for his sign. A contagious good cheer is t+
               he'
 FC 'hallmark of this presidency, even when the most dismal matters are+
                concerned.'
 FC 'But this time, it isn''t funny. It''s plain scary.'
 FC '- Daniel S. Greenberg, Editor, _Science and Government Report_, wr+
               iting in'
 FC '"Newsday", May 5, 1988'
 DC X'FE'
ML02722  EQU   *
 FC 'ÝAstrology is¨ 100 percent hokum, Ted. As a matter of fact, the fi+
               rst edition'
 FC 'of the Encyclopaedia Britannica, written in 1771 -- 1771! -- said +
               that this'
 FC 'belief system is a subject long ago ridiculed and reviled. We''re +
               dealing with'
 FC 'beliefs that go back to the ancient Babylonians. There''s nothing +
               there....'
 FC 'It sounds a lot like science, it sounds like astronomy. It''s got +
               technical'
 FC 'terms. It''s got jargon. It confuses the public....The astrologer +
               is quite'
 FC 'glib, confuses the public, uses terms which come from science, com+
               e from'
 FC 'metaphysics, come from a host of fields, but they really mean noth+
               ing. The'
 FC 'fact is that astrological beliefs go back at least 2,500 years. No+
               w that'
 FC 'should be a sufficiently long time for astrologers to prove their +
               case. They'
 FC 'have not proved their case....It''s just simply gibberish. The fac+
               t is, there''s'
 FC 'no theory for it, there are no observational data for it. It''s be+
               en tested'
 FC 'and tested over the centuries. Nobody''s ever found any validity t+
               o it at'
 FC 'all. It is not even close to a science. A science has to be repeat+
               able, it'
 FC 'has to have a logical foundation, and it has to be potentially vul+
               nerable --'
 FC 'you test it. And in that astrology is reqlly quite something else.+
               '
 FC '- Astronomer Richard Berendzen, President, American University, on+
                ABC'
 FC 'News "Nightline," May 3, 1988'
 DC X'FE'
ML02723  EQU   *
 FC 'Even if we put all these nagging thoughts Ýfour embarrassing quest+
               ions about'
 FC 'astrology  aside for a moment, one overriding question remains to +
               be asked.'
 FC 'Why would the positions of celestial objects at the moment of birt+
               h have an'
 FC 'effect on our characters, lives, or destinies? What force or influ+
               ence,'
 FC 'what sort of energy would travel from the planets and stars to all+
                human'
 FC 'beings and affect our development or fate? No amount of scientific+
               -sounding'
 FC 'jargon or computerized calculations by astrologers can disguise th+
               is central'
 FC 'problem with astrology -- we can find no evidence of a mechanism b+
               y which'
 FC 'celestial objects can influence us in so specific and personal a w+
               ay. . . .'
 FC 'Some astrologers argue that there may be a still unknown force tha+
               t represents'
 FC 'the astrological influence. . . .If so, astrological predictions -+
               - like those'
 FC 'of any scientific field -- should be easily tested. . . . Astrolog+
               ers always'
 FC 'claim to be just a little too busy to carry out such careful tests+
                of their'
 FC 'efficacy, so in the last two decades scientists and statisticians +
               have'
 FC 'generously done such testing for them. There have been dozens of w+
               ell-designed'
 FC 'tests all around the world, and astrology has failed every one of +
               them. . . .'
 FC 'I propose that we let those beckoning lights in the sky awaken our+
                interest'
 FC 'in the real (and fascinating) universe beyond our planet, and not +
               let them'
 FC 'keep us tied to an ancient fantasy left over from a time when we h+
               uddled by'
 FC 'the firelight, afraid of the night.'
 FC '- Andrew Fraknoi, Executive Officer, Astronomical Society of the P+
               acific,'
 FC '"Why Astrology Believers Should Feel Embarrassed," San Jose Mercur+
               y'
 FC 'News, May 8, 1988'
 DC X'FE'
ML02724  EQU   *
 FC 'With the news that Nancy Reagan has referred to an astrologer when+
                planning'
 FC 'her husband''s schedule, and reports of Californians evacuating Lo+
               s Angeles'
 FC 'on the strength of a prediction from a sixteenth-century physician+
                and'
 FC 'astrologer Michel de Notredame, the image of the U.S. as a scienti+
               fic and'
 FC 'technological nation has taking a bit of a battering lately. Sadly+
               , such'
 FC 'happenings cannot be dismissed as passing fancies. They are manife+
               stations'
 FC 'of a well-established "anti-science" tendency in the U.S. which, u+
               ltimately,'
 FC 'could threaten the country''s position as a technological power. .+
                . . The'
 FC 'manifest widespread desire to reject rationality and substitute a +
               series'
 FC 'of quasirandom beliefs in order to understand the universe does no+
               t augur'
 FC 'well for a nation deeply concerned about its ability to compete wi+
               th its'
 FC 'industrial equals. To the degree that it reflects the thinking of +
               a'
 FC 'significant section of the public, this point of view encourages i+
               gnorance'
 FC 'of and, indeed, contempt for science and for rational methods of a+
               pproaching'
 FC 'truth. . . . It is becoming clear that if the U.S. does not pick i+
               tself up'
 FC 'soon and devote some effort to educating the young effectively, it+
               s hope of'
 FC 'maintaining a semblance of leadership in the world may rest, parad+
               oxically,'
 FC 'with a new wave of technically interested and trained immigrants w+
               ho do not'
 FC 'suffer from the anti-science disease rampant in an apparently deca+
               ying society.'
 FC '- Physicist Tony Feinberg, in "New Scientist," May 19, 1988'
 DC X'FE'
ML02725  EQU   *
 FC 'miracle: an extremely outstanding or unusual event, thing, or acco+
               mplishment.'
 FC '- Webster''s Dictionary'
 DC X'FE'
ML02726  EQU   *
 FC '"The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he al+
               one'
 FC 'is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be+
               '
 FC 'created in the form of computer programs."'
 FC '- Joseph Weizenbaum, _Computer Power and Human Reason_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02727  EQU   *
 FC '"If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wro+
               ng."'
 FC '- Norm Schryer'
 DC X'FE'
ML02728  EQU   *
 FC '"May your future be limited only by your dreams."'
 FC '- Christa McAuliffe'
 DC X'FE'
ML02729  EQU   *
 FC '"It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to +
               be'
 FC 'coming up it."'
 FC '- Henry Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML02730  EQU   *
 FC '"Life begins when you can spend your spare time programming instea+
               d of'
 FC 'watching television."'
 FC '- Cal Keegan'
 DC X'FE'
ML02731  EQU   *
 FC 'Eat shit -- billions of flies can''t be wrong.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02732  EQU   *
 FC '"We never make assertions, Miss Taggart," said Hugh Akston. "That +
               is'
 FC 'the moral crime peculiar to our enemies. We do not tell -- we *sho+
               w*.'
 FC 'We do not claim -- we *prove*."'
 FC '- Ayn Rand, _Atlas Shrugged_'
 DC X'FE'
ML02733  EQU   *
 FC '"I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday Schoo+
               l and'
 FC 'my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes."'
 FC '- George Carlin'
 DC X'FE'
ML02734  EQU   *
 FC '"My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, +
               he'
 FC 'was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol."'
 FC '-- George Carlin'
 DC X'FE'
ML02735  EQU   *
 FC '"I turn on my television set. I see a young lady who goes under th+
               e guise'
 FC 'of being a Christian, known all over the nation, dressed in skin-t+
               ight'
 FC 'leather pants, shaking and wiggling her hips to the beat and rythm+
                of the'
 FC 'music as the strobe lights beat their patterns across the stage an+
               d the'
 FC 'band plays the contemporary rock sound which cannot be differentia+
               ted from'
 FC 'songs by the Grateful Dead, the Beatles, or anyone else. And you m+
               ay try'
 FC 'to tell me this is of God and that it is leading people to Christ,+
                but I'
 FC 'know better.'
 FC '- Jimmy Swaggart, hypocritical sexual pervert and TV preacher, sel+
               f-described'
 FC 'pornography addict, "Two points of view: ''Christian'' rock and ro+
               ll.",'
 FC 'The Evangelist, 17(8): 49-50.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02736  EQU   *
 FC '"So-called Christian rock. . . . is a diabolical force undermining+
                Christianity'
 FC 'from within."'
 FC '- Jimmy Swaggart, hypocrite and TV preacher, self-described pornog+
               raphy addict,'
 FC '"Two points of view: ''Christian'' rock and roll.", The Evangelist+
               , 17(8): 49-50'
 DC X'FE'
ML02737  EQU   *
 FC '"Anyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic mea+
               ns is, of'
 FC 'course, living in a state of sin."'
 FC '- John Von Neumann'
 DC X'FE'
ML02738  EQU   *
 FC '"You must have an IQ of at least half a million." -- Popeye'
 DC X'FE'
ML02739  EQU   *
 FC '"Freedom is still the most radical idea of all."'
 FC '- Nathaniel Branden'
 DC X'FE'
ML02740  EQU   *
 FC 'Aren''t you glad you''re not getting all the government you pay fo+
               r now?'
 DC X'FE'
ML02741  EQU   *
 FC '"I never let my schooling get in the way of my education."'
 FC '- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML02742  EQU   *
 FC 'These screamingly hilarious gogs ensure owners of X Ray Gogs to be+
                the life'
 FC 'of any party.'
 FC '- X-Ray Gogs Instructions'
 DC X'FE'
ML02743  EQU   *
 FC 'A student asked the master for help... does this program run from +
               the'
 FC 'Workbench? The master grabbed the mouse and pointed to an icon. "W+
               hat is'
 FC 'this?" he asked. The student replied "That''s the mouse". The mast+
               er pressed'
 FC 'control-Amiga-Amiga and hit the student on the head with the Amiga+
                ROM Kernel'
 FC 'Manual.'
 FC '- Amiga Zen Master Peter da Silva'
 DC X'FE'
ML02744  EQU   *
 FC '"Thank heaven for startups; without them we''d never have any adva+
               nces."'
 FC '- Seymour Cray'
 DC X'FE'
ML02745  EQU   *
 FC '"Out of register space (ugh)"'
 FC '- vi'
 DC X'FE'
ML02746  EQU   *
 FC '"Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor'
 FC 'of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated,'
 FC 'it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community."'
 DC X'FE'
ML02747  EQU   *
 FC '"Ada is PL/I trying to be Smalltalk.'
 FC '- Codoso diBlini'
 DC X'FE'
ML02748  EQU   *
 FC 'The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by +
               mean of zeal,'
 FC 'well-meaning but without understanding.'
 FC '- Justice Louis O. Brandeis (Olmstead vs. United States)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02749  EQU   *
 FC '"''Tis true, ''tis pity, and pity ''tis ''tis true."'
 FC '- Poloniouius, in Willie the Shake''s _Hamlet, Prince of Darkness_+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML02750  EQU   *
 FC '"All the people are so happy now, their heads are caving in. I''m +
               glad they'
 FC 'are a snowman with protective rubber skin"'
 FC '- They Might Be Giants'
 DC X'FE'
ML02751  EQU   *
 FC '"Indecision is the basis of flexibility"'
 FC '- button at a Science Fiction convention.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02752  EQU   *
 FC '"Sometimes insanity is the only alternative"'
 FC '- button at a Science Fiction convention.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02753  EQU   *
 FC '"Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time."'
 FC '- a coffee cup'
 DC X'FE'
ML02754  EQU   *
 FC '"The most important thing in a man is not what he knows, but what +
               he is."'
 FC '- Narciso Yepes'
 DC X'FE'
ML02755  EQU   *
 FC '"All we are given is possibilities -- to make ourselves one thing +
               or another."'
 FC '- Ortega y Gasset'
 DC X'FE'
ML02756  EQU   *
 FC '"We will be better and braver if we engage and inquire than if we +
               indulge in'
 FC 'the idle fancy that we already know -- or that it is of no use see+
               king to'
 FC 'know what we do not know."'
 FC '- Plato'
 DC X'FE'
ML02757  EQU   *
 FC '"To undertake a project, as the word''s derivation indicates, mean+
               s to cast an'
 FC 'idea out ahead of oneself so that it gains autonomy and is fulfill+
               ed not only'
 FC 'by the efforts of its originator but, indeed, independently of him+
                as well.'
 FC '- Czeslaw Milosz'
 DC X'FE'
ML02758  EQU   *
 FC '"We cannot put off living until we are ready. The most salient cha+
               racteristic'
 FC 'of life is its coerciveness; it is always urgent, "here and now," +
               without any'
 FC 'possible postponement. Life is fired at us point blank."'
 FC '- Ortega y Gasset'
 DC X'FE'
ML02759  EQU   *
 FC '"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhe+
               re."'
 FC '- Dr. Seuss'
 DC X'FE'
ML02760  EQU   *
 FC '"When it comes to humility, I''m the greatest."'
 FC '- Bullwinkle Moose'
 DC X'FE'
ML02761  EQU   *
 FC 'Remember, an int is not always 16 bits. I''m not sure, but if the +
               80386 is one'
 FC 'step closer to Intel''s slugfest with the CPU curve that is aympto+
               tically'
 FC 'approaching a real machine, perhaps an int has been implemented as+
                32 bits by'
 FC 'some Unix vendors...?'
 FC '- Derek Terveer'
 DC X'FE'
ML02762  EQU   *
 FC '"Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care'
 FC 'what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anythin+
               g'
 FC 'you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness.'
 FC 'Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required +
               to'
 FC 'insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after th+
               e'
 FC 'destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be,'
 FC 'be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to+
               '
 FC 'insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as'
 FC 'your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not +
               be'
 FC 'yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your'
 FC 'receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this'
 FC 'thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. A+
               men."'
 FC 'Madrak, in _Creatures of Light and Darkness_, by Roger Zelazny'
 DC X'FE'
ML02763  EQU   *
 FC '"An Academic speculated whether a bather is beautiful'
 FC 'if there is none in the forest to admire her. He hid'
 FC 'in the bushes to find out, which vitiated his premise'
 FC 'but made him happy.'
 FC 'Moral: Empiricism is more fun than speculation."'
 FC '- Sam Weber'
 DC X'FE'
ML02764  EQU   *
 FC '1 1 was a race-horse, 2 2 was 1 2. When 1 1 1 1 race, 2 2 1 1 2.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02765  EQU   *
 FC '"I figured there was this holocaust, right, and the only ones left+
                alive were'
 FC 'Donna Reed, Ozzie and Harriet, and the Cleavers."'
 FC '- Wil Wheaton explains why everyone in "Star Trek: The Next Genera+
               tion"'
 FC 'is so nice'
 DC X'FE'
ML02766  EQU   *
 FC '"Engineering meets art in the parking lot and things explode."'
 FC '- Garry Peterson, about Survival Research Labs'
 DC X'FE'
ML02767  EQU   *
 FC '"Why can''t we ever attempt to solve a problem in this country wit+
               hout having'
 FC 'a ''War'' on it?" -- Rich Thomson, talk.politics.misc'
 DC X'FE'
ML02768  EQU   *
 FC '...and before I knew what I was doing, I had kicked the'
 FC 'typewriter and threw it around the room and made it beg for'
 FC 'mercy. At this point the typewriter pleaded for me to dress'
 FC 'him in feminine attire but instead I pressed his margin release'
 FC 'over and over again until the typewriter lost consciousness.'
 FC 'Presently, I regained consciousness and realized with shame what'
 FC 'I had done. My shame is gone and now I am looking for a'
 FC 'submissive typewriter, any color, or model. No electric'
 FC 'typewriters please!'
 FC '--Rick Kleiner'
 DC X'FE'
ML02769  EQU   *
 FC 'Professional wrestling: ballet for the common man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02770  EQU   *
 FC '"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better tha+
               n a'
 FC 'cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." - H.L. Men+
               cken'
 DC X'FE'
ML02771  EQU   *
 FC '"Are those cocktail-waitress fingernail marks?" I asked Colletti a+
               s he'
 FC 'showed us these scratches on his chest. "No, those are on my back,+
               " Colletti'
 FC 'answered. "This is where a case of cocktail shrimp fell on me. I t+
               old her'
 FC 'to slow down a little, but you know cocktail waitresses, they seem+
                to have'
 FC 'a mind of their own."'
 FC '- The Incredibly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stigg+
               s'
 FC 'National Lampoon, October 1982'
 DC X'FE'
ML02772  EQU   *
 FC '"Never give in. Never give in. Never. Never. Never."'
 FC '- Winston Churchill'
 DC X'FE'
ML02773  EQU   *
 FC '"Never ascribe to malice that which is caused by greed and ignoran+
               ce."'
 FC '- Cal Keegan'
 DC X'FE'
ML02774  EQU   *
 FC '"Despite its suffix, skepticism is not an "ism" in the sense of a +
               belief'
 FC 'or dogma. It is simply an approach to the problem of telling what +
               is'
 FC 'counterfeit and what is genuine. And a recognition of how costly i+
               t may'
 FC 'be to fail to do so. To be a skeptic is to cultivate "street smart+
               s" in'
 FC 'the battle for control of one''s own mind, one''s own money, one''+
               w own'
 FC 'allegiances. To be a skeptic, in short, is to refuse to be a victi+
               m.'
 FC '- Robert S. DeBear, "An Agenda for Reason, Realism, and Responsibi+
               lity,"'
 FC 'New York Skeptic (newsletter of the New York Area Skeptics, Inc.),+
                Spring 1988'
 DC X'FE'
ML02775  EQU   *
 FC '"If you want to know what happens to you when you die, go look at +
               some dead'
 FC 'stuff."'
 FC '- Dave Enyeart'
 DC X'FE'
ML02776  EQU   *
 FC '"After one week Ývisiting Austria¨ I couldn''t wait to go back to +
               the United'
 FC 'States. Everything was much more pleasant in the United States, be+
               cause of'
 FC 'the mentality of being open-minded, always positive. Everything yo+
               u want to'
 FC 'do in Europe is just, ''No way. No one has ever done it.'' They ha+
               ven''t any'
 FC 'more the desire to go out to conquer and achieve -- I realized tha+
               t I had much'
 FC 'more the American spirit."'
 FC '- Arnold Schwarzenegger'
 DC X'FE'
ML02777  EQU   *
 FC '"I prefer rogues to imbeciles, because they sometimes take a rest.+
               "'
 FC '- Alexandre Dumas (fils)'
 DC X'FE'
ML02778  EQU   *
 FC 'Well, punk is kind of anti-ethical, anyway. Its ethics, so to spea+
               k,'
 FC 'include a disdain for ethics in general. If you have to think abou+
               t some-'
 FC 'thing so hard, then it''s bullshit anyway; that''s the idea. Punks+
                are anti-'
 FC 'ismists, to coin a term. But nonetheless, they have a pretty clear+
               ly defined'
 FC 'stance and image, and THAT is what we hang the term `punk'' on.'
 FC '- Jeff G. Bone'
 DC X'FE'
ML02779  EQU   *
 FC 'I think for the most part that the readership here uses the c-word+
                in'
 FC 'a similar fashion. I don''t think anybody really believes in a new+
               , revolution-'
 FC 'ary literature --- I think they use `cyberpunk'' as a term of conv+
               enience to'
 FC 'discuss the common stylistic elements in a small subset of recent +
               sf books.'
 FC '- Jeff G. Bone'
 DC X'FE'
ML02780  EQU   *
 FC 'So we get to my point. Surely people around here read things that'
 FC 'aren''t on the *Officially Sanctioned Cyberpunk Reading List*. Sur+
               ely we'
 FC 'don''t (any of us) really believe that there is some big, deep pol+
               itical and'
 FC 'philosophical message in all this, do we? So if this `cyberpunk'' +
               thing is'
 FC 'just a term of convenience, how can somebody sell out? If cyberpun+
               k is just a'
 FC 'word we use to describe a particular style and imagery in sf, how +
               can it be'
 FC 'dead? Where are the profound statements that the `Movement'' is or+
                was trying'
 FC 'to make?'
 FC 'I think most of us are interested in examining and discussing lite+
               rary'
 FC '(and musical) works that possess a certain stylistic excellence an+
               d perhaps a'
 FC 'rather extreme perspective; this is what CP is all about, no? Mayb+
               e there'
 FC 'should be a newsgroup like, say, alt.postmodern or somthing. Somet+
               hing less'
 FC 'restrictive in scope than alt.cyberpunk.'
 FC '- Jeff G. Bone'
 DC X'FE'
ML02781  EQU   *
 FC '"Everyone''s head is a cheap movie show."'
 FC '- Jeff G. Bone'
 DC X'FE'
ML02782  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is full of concepts that are poorly defined. In fact, there a+
               re very few'
 FC 'concepts that aren''t. It''s hard to think of any in non-technical+
                fields.'
 FC '- Daniel Kimberg'
 DC X'FE'
ML02783  EQU   *
 FC '...cyberpunk wants to see the mind as mechanistic && duplicable,'
 FC 'challenging basic assumptions about the nature of individuality &&+
                self.'
 FC 'That seems all the better reason to assume that cyberpunk art && m+
               usic is'
 FC 'essentially mindless garbagio. Willy certainly addressed this idea+
                in'
 FC '"Count Zero," with Katatonenkunst, the automatic box-maker and the+
                girl''s'
 FC 'observation that the real art was the building of the machine itse+
               lf,'
 FC 'rather than its output.'
 FC '- Eliot Handelman'
 DC X'FE'
ML02784  EQU   *
 FC 'It might be worth reflecting that this group was originally create+
               d'
 FC 'back in September of 1987 and has exchanged over 1200 messages. Th+
               e'
 FC 'original announcement for the group called for an all inclusive'
 FC 'discussion ranging from the writings of Gibson and Vinge and movie+
               s'
 FC 'like Bladerunner to real world things like Brands'' description of+
                the'
 FC 'work being done at the MIT Media Lab. It was meant as a haven for'
 FC 'people with vision of this scope. If you want to create a haven fo+
               r'
 FC 'people with narrower visions, feel free. But I feel sad for anyone+
               '
 FC 'who thinks that alt.cyberpunk is such a monstrous group that it is+
                in'
 FC 'dire need of being subdivided. Heaven help them if they ever start+
               '
 FC 'reading comp.arch or rec.arts.sf-lovers.'
 FC '- Bob Webber'
 DC X'FE'
ML02785  EQU   *
 FC '...I don''t care for the term ''mechanistic''. The word ''cybernet+
               ic'' is a lot'
 FC 'more apropos. The mechanistic world-view is falling further and fu+
               rther behind'
 FC 'the real world where even simple systems can produce the most marv+
               ellous'
 FC 'chaos.'
 FC '- Peter da Silva'
 DC X'FE'
ML02786  EQU   *
 FC 'As for the basic assumptions about individuality and self, this is+
                the core'
 FC 'of what I like about cyberpunk. And it''s the core of what I like +
               about certain'
 FC 'pre-gibson neophile techie SF writers that certain folks here like+
                to put'
 FC 'down. Not everyone makes the same assumptions. I haven''t lost my +
               mind... it''s'
 FC 'backed up on tape.'
 FC '- Peter da Silva'
 DC X'FE'
ML02787  EQU   *
 FC 'Who are the artists in the Computer Graphics Show? Wavefront''s la+
               test box, or'
 FC 'the people who programmed it? Should Mandelbrot get all the credit+
                for the'
 FC 'output of programs like MandelVroom?'
 FC '- Peter da Silva'
 DC X'FE'
ML02788  EQU   *
 FC 'Trailing Edge Technologies is pleased to announce the following'
 FC 'TETflame programme:'
 FC '1) For a negotiated price (no quatloos accepted) one of our flamin+
               g'
 FC 'representatives will flame the living shit out of the poster of'
 FC 'your choice. The price is inversly proportional to how much of'
 FC 'an asshole the target it. We cannot be convinced to flame Dennis'
 FC 'Ritchie. Matt Crawford flames are free.'
 FC '2) For a negotiated price (same arrangement) the TETflame programm+
               e'
 FC 'is offering ``flame insurence''''. Under this arrangement, if'
 FC 'one of our policy holders is flamed, we will cancel the offending'
 FC 'article and flame the flamer, to a crisp.'
 FC '3) The TETflame flaming representatives include: Richard Sexton, O+
               leg'
 FC 'Kisalev, Diane Holt, Trish O''Tauma, Dave Hill, Greg Nowak and our+
                most'
 FC 'recent aquisition, Keith Doyle. But all he will do is put you in h+
               is'
 FC 'kill file. Weemba by special arrangement.'
 FC '- Richard Sexton'
 DC X'FE'
ML02789  EQU   *
 FC '"As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjo+
               yments of'
 FC 'Genius; which to Angels look like torment and insanity. I collecte+
               d some of'
 FC 'their Proverbs..." - Blake, "The Marriage of Heaven and Hell"'
 DC X'FE'
ML02790  EQU   *
 FC 'HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 1'
 FC 'proof by example:'
 FC 'The author gives only the case n = 2 and suggests that it'
 FC 'contains most of the ideas of the general proof.'
 FC 'proof by intimidation:'
 FC '''Trivial''.'
 FC 'proof by vigorous handwaving:'
 FC 'Works well in a classroom or seminar setting.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02791  EQU   *
 FC 'HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 2'
 FC 'proof by cumbersome notation:'
 FC 'Best done with access to at least four alphabets and special'
 FC 'symbols.'
 FC 'proof by exhaustion:'
 FC 'An issue or two of a journal devoted to your proof is useful.'
 FC 'proof by omission:'
 FC '''The reader may easily supply the details'''
 FC '''The other 253 cases are analogous'''
 FC '''...'''
 DC X'FE'
ML02792  EQU   *
 FC 'HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 3'
 FC 'proof by obfuscation:'
 FC 'A long plotless sequence of true and/or meaningless'
 FC 'syntactically related statements.'
 FC 'proof by wishful citation:'
 FC 'The author cites the negation, converse, or generalization of'
 FC 'a theorem from the literature to support his claims.'
 FC 'proof by funding:'
 FC 'How could three different government agencies be wrong?'
 FC 'proof by eminent authority:'
 FC '''I saw Karp in the elevator and he said it was probably NP-'
 FC 'complete.'''
 DC X'FE'
ML02793  EQU   *
 FC 'HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 4'
 FC 'proof by personal communication:'
 FC '''Eight-dimensional colored cycle stripping is NP-complete'
 FC 'ÝKarp, personal communication¨.'''
 FC 'proof by reduction to the wrong problem:'
 FC '''To see that infinite-dimensional colored cycle stripping is'
 FC 'decidable, we reduce it to the halting problem.'''
 FC 'proof by reference to inaccessible literature:'
 FC 'The author cites a simple corollary of a theorem to be found'
 FC 'in a privately circulated memoir of the Slovenian'
 FC 'Philological Society, 1883.'
 FC 'proof by importance:'
 FC 'A large body of useful consequences all follow from the'
 FC 'proposition in question.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02794  EQU   *
 FC 'HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 5'
 FC 'proof by accumulated evidence:'
 FC 'Long and diligent search has not revealed a counterexample.'
 FC 'proof by cosmology:'
 FC 'The negation of the proposition is unimaginable or'
 FC 'meaningless. Popular for proofs of the existence of God.'
 FC 'proof by mutual reference:'
 FC 'In reference A, Theorem 5 is said to follow from Theorem 3 in'
 FC 'reference B, which is shown to follow from Corollary 6.2 in'
 FC 'reference C, which is an easy consequence of Theorem 5 in'
 FC 'reference A.'
 FC 'proof by metaproof:'
 FC 'A method is given to construct the desired proof. The'
 FC 'correctness of the method is proved by any of these'
 FC 'techniques.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02795  EQU   *
 FC 'HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 6'
 FC 'proof by picture:'
 FC 'A more convincing form of proof by example. Combines well'
 FC 'with proof by omission.'
 FC 'proof by vehement assertion:'
 FC 'It is useful to have some kind of authority relation to the'
 FC 'audience.'
 FC 'proof by ghost reference:'
 FC 'Nothing even remotely resembling the cited theorem appears in'
 FC 'the reference given.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02796  EQU   *
 FC 'HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 7'
 FC 'proof by forward reference:'
 FC 'Reference is usually to a forthcoming paper of the author,'
 FC 'which is often not as forthcoming as at first.'
 FC 'proof by semantic shift:'
 FC 'Some of the standard but inconvenient definitions are changed'
 FC 'for the statement of the result.'
 FC 'proof by appeal to intuition:'
 FC 'Cloud-shaped drawings frequently help here.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02797  EQU   *
 FC 'ÝMay one¨ doubt whether, in cheese and timber, worms are generated+
               ,'
 FC 'or, if beetles and wasps, in cow-dung, or if butterflies, locusts,+
               '
 FC 'shellfish, snails, eels, and such life be procreated of putrefied'
 FC 'matter, which is to receive the form of that creature to which it'
 FC 'is by formative power disposed?   To question this is to question'
 FC 'reason, sense, and experience. If he doubts this, let him go to'
 FC 'Egypt, and there he will find the fields swarming with mice begot'
 FC 'of the mud of the Nylus, to the great calamity of the inhabitants.+
               '
 FC 'A seventeenth century opinion quoted by L. L. Woodruff,'
 FC 'in *The Evolution of Earth and Man*, 1929'
 DC X'FE'
ML02798  EQU   *
 FC 'Seen on a button at an SF Convention:'
 FC 'Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force. 1990-1951.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02799  EQU   *
 FC '.SDRAWKCAB KNIHT'
 DC X'FE'
ML02800  EQU   *
 FC '186,000 miles per second: It''s not just a good idea - it''s the l+
               aw!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02801  EQU   *
 FC '80% of life is just showing up.'
 FC '- Woody Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML02802  EQU   *
 FC 'A bore: A person who lights up a room simply by leaving it.'
 FC '- Laurence J. Peter'
 DC X'FE'
ML02803  EQU   *
 FC 'A fake friend and a shadow attend only when the sun shines.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02804  EQU   *
 FC 'A friend is a present you give yourself.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02805  EQU   *
 FC 'A lady that doesn''t change her mind doesn''t have one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02806  EQU   *
 FC 'A legend in my own mind.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02807  EQU   *
 FC 'A lesson once learned is so hard to forget...'
 FC '- STING'
 DC X'FE'
ML02808  EQU   *
 FC 'A penny for your thoughts...twenty bucks to act them out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02809  EQU   *
 FC 'A penny saved is ridiculous.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02810  EQU   *
 FC 'A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02811  EQU   *
 FC 'Acid consumes 47% times its weight in excess reality.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02812  EQU   *
 FC 'Ain''t no livin in a perfect world, there ain''t no perfect world +
               anyway.'
 FC '- Huey Lewis and the News'
 DC X'FE'
ML02813  EQU   *
 FC 'All I need is a miracle.'
 FC '- Mike and the Mechanics'
 DC X'FE'
ML02814  EQU   *
 FC 'All the worlds a stage and most people can''t act!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02815  EQU   *
 FC 'All things are possible except skiing thru a revolving door.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02816  EQU   *
 FC 'Always look on the bright side of life.'
 FC '- Brian'
 DC X'FE'
ML02817  EQU   *
 FC 'Always practice safe computing, wear a write protect tab.'
 FC '- John C. Dvorak'
 DC X'FE'
ML02818  EQU   *
 FC 'Anarchy is against the law.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02819  EQU   *
 FC 'And now I lay me down to rest, a pile of books upon my chest, if I+
                die before'
 FC 'I wake that''s one less test I have to take.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02820  EQU   *
 FC 'Baby we were born to run.'
 FC '- Bruce Springstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML02821  EQU   *
 FC 'Be true to your word, friends, work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02822  EQU   *
 FC 'Bob is all - all is Bob.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02823  EQU   *
 FC 'Bob saves.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02824  EQU   *
 FC 'Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.'
 FC '- Honore de Balzac'
 DC X'FE'
ML02825  EQU   *
 FC 'But I didn''t do anything.'
 FC '- Ed'
 DC X'FE'
ML02826  EQU   *
 FC 'Californians invented the concept of life-style. this alone warran+
               ts their'
 FC 'Doom.'
 FC '- Don Delillo'
 DC X'FE'
ML02827  EQU   *
 FC 'Colleges teach the dead languages as if they were buried and the l+
               iving ones'
 FC 'as if they were dead.'
 FC '- Frank Moore Colby'
 DC X'FE'
ML02828  EQU   *
 FC 'Computer people never die, they just lose their memory.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02829  EQU   *
 FC 'Computers can never replace human stupidity!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02830  EQU   *
 FC 'Conform, go crazy or become an artist.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02831  EQU   *
 FC 'Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can'
 FC 'A gentleman will walk but never run.'
 FC '- Sting'
 DC X'FE'
ML02832  EQU   *
 FC 'Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone may be lo+
               oking.'
 FC '- M. L. Mencken'
 DC X'FE'
ML02833  EQU   *
 FC 'Coward: One who in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML02834  EQU   *
 FC 'Crime wouldn''t pay if the government ran it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02835  EQU   *
 FC 'Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: They know how it''s done, the+
               y''ve seen it'
 FC 'done everyday, but they''re unable to do it themselves.'
 FC '- Brendan Behan'
 DC X'FE'
ML02836  EQU   *
 FC 'Culture is what your butcher would have if he were a surgeon.'
 FC '- Mary Pettibone Poole'
 DC X'FE'
ML02837  EQU   *
 FC 'Death is infinite cellular differentiation.'
 FC '- Peggy Sammon Weakly'
 DC X'FE'
ML02838  EQU   *
 FC 'Death the ultimate high.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02839  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not throw cigarette buts into the urinal for it makes them sogg+
               y and hard'
 FC 'to light.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02840  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t ask me what the score is. I''m not even sure what the game +
               is!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02841  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t dream it, be it.'
 FC '- The Rocky Horror Picture Show'
 DC X'FE'
ML02842  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t let school interfere with your education.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02843  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t take life to serious, it ain''t nowhow pernament.'
 FC '- Albert Aligator'
 DC X'FE'
ML02844  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t worry about the world coming to an end today, it''s already+
                tomorrow in'
 FC 'Australia.'
 FC '- Shultz'
 DC X'FE'
ML02845  EQU   *
 FC 'Entropy isn''t what it used to be.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02846  EQU   *
 FC 'Every man has three characters - that which he exhibits, that whic+
               h he has,'
 FC 'and that which he thinks he has.'
 FC '- Alphonse Karrk'
 DC X'FE'
ML02847  EQU   *
 FC 'Every now and then you have to sit yourself down take stock of you+
               r life and'
 FC 'say ''What the hell''.'
 FC '- MGV'
 DC X'FE'
ML02848  EQU   *
 FC 'Every once in a while I feel that I am at two with the universe.'
 FC '- Woody Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML02849  EQU   *
 FC 'Every purchase has its price.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02850  EQU   *
 FC 'Everybody''s talkin'' ''bout the new sound funny, but it''s still +
               rock and roll to'
 FC 'me.'
 FC '- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML02851  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyone hates me because I''m paranoid.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02852  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyone is entitled to my opinion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02853  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything great in this world comes from neurotics.'
 FC '- Proust'
 DC X'FE'
ML02854  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything is at the same time; nothing is vice versa.'
 FC '- Zen saying'
 DC X'FE'
ML02855  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything should be made as simple as possible but not simpler.'
 FC '- Albert Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML02856  EQU   *
 FC 'Exhaustion error: DOS is too tired to boot.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02857  EQU   *
 FC 'Experience is a comb that nature gives us when we are bald.'
 FC '- Belgian proverb'
 DC X'FE'
ML02858  EQU   *
 FC 'Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02859  EQU   *
 FC 'Fatal error at 2dh'
 FC 'Abort, Retry, Ignore, Curse me out?'
 DC X'FE'
ML02860  EQU   *
 FC 'Few people have the imagination for reality.'
 FC '- Goethe'
 DC X'FE'
ML02861  EQU   *
 FC 'Follow the advice of your heart.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02862  EQU   *
 FC 'Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.'
 FC '- Laurence J. Petery'
 DC X'FE'
ML02863  EQU   *
 FC 'For murder is the sport of the elected. And you don''t even need t+
               o lift a'
 FC 'finger of your hand.'
 FC '- Police'
 DC X'FE'
ML02864  EQU   *
 FC 'Friction is a drag.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02865  EQU   *
 FC 'Girls just wanna have fun...Guys just wanna have girls.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02866  EQU   *
 FC 'God is dead - Vichee'
 FC 'Vichee is dead - God!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02867  EQU   *
 FC 'Going the speed of light is bad for your age.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02868  EQU   *
 FC 'Hell is for children.'
 FC '- Pat Benatar'
 DC X'FE'
ML02869  EQU   *
 FC 'Hollywood: Where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie sta+
               rs.'
 FC '- Fred Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML02870  EQU   *
 FC 'Hot funk, cool punk, even if it''s old junk it''s still rock and r+
               oll to me.'
 FC '- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML02871  EQU   *
 FC 'I have become comfortably numb.'
 FC '- Pink Floyd'
 DC X'FE'
ML02872  EQU   *
 FC 'I heard discussion and commentary merged to form dysentery.'
 FC '- Woody Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML02873  EQU   *
 FC 'I know it all, I just can''t remember it all at once.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02874  EQU   *
 FC 'I know karate...and seven other chinese words.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02875  EQU   *
 FC 'I love criticism just so long as it''s unqualified praise.'
 FC '- Noel Coward'
 DC X'FE'
ML02876  EQU   *
 FC 'I may be an idiot, but indeed I am no fool.'
 FC '- Men at Work'
 DC X'FE'
ML02877  EQU   *
 FC 'I may not be perfectly wise, perfectly witty or perfectly wonderfu+
               l, but I''m'
 FC 'always perfectly me.'
 FC '- April D.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02878  EQU   *
 FC 'I survived Catholic school.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02879  EQU   *
 FC 'I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with h+
               is'
 FC 'secretary. If it''s somebody else''s secretary, fine!'
 FC '- Barry Goldwater'
 DC X'FE'
ML02880  EQU   *
 FC 'I want a new drug.'
 FC '- Huey Lewis and the News'
 DC X'FE'
ML02881  EQU   *
 FC 'I want life to be exceedingly psychedelic verging on the surreal.'
 FC '- AJF'
 DC X'FE'
ML02882  EQU   *
 FC 'I''d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints,'
 FC 'The sinners are much more fun,'
 FC '''cause only the good die young.'
 FC '- Billy joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML02883  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m carrying the weight of all the useless junk a modern man accu+
               mulates.'
 FC '- Billy joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML02884  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m caught between a scylla and charibdes.'
 FC '- Police'
 DC X'FE'
ML02885  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m just a bad dream I had yesterday.'
 FC '- Jethro Tull'
 DC X'FE'
ML02886  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m lost between tomorrow and yesterday.'
 FC '- Kinks'
 DC X'FE'
ML02887  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m mad as hell and i''m not going to take it any longer.'
 FC '- Network'
 DC X'FE'
ML02888  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m not afraid to die. I just don''t want to be there when it hap+
               pens.'
 FC '- Woody Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML02889  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m not completly worthless, I can always serve as a bad example.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML02890  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m trying to loose weight, but it keeps finding me.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02891  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m walking on sunshine and it''s time to feel good.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02892  EQU   *
 FC 'If all else fails...lower your standards.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02893  EQU   *
 FC 'If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02894  EQU   *
 FC 'If I learned from my mistakes then I''d be a genius.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02895  EQU   *
 FC 'If it wasn''t for time everything would happen at once.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02896  EQU   *
 FC 'If life is a bowl of cherries then what am I doing in the pits.'
 FC '- Erma Bombeck'
 DC X'FE'
ML02897  EQU   *
 FC 'If love was meant to be easy, everbody would be in it.'
 FC '- LJS'
 DC X'FE'
ML02898  EQU   *
 FC 'If practice makes perfect, and nobody''s perfect then why practice+
               .'
 DC X'FE'
ML02899  EQU   *
 FC 'If we explode the atom bomb would they say that we were dumb.'
 FC '- Police'
 DC X'FE'
ML02900  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t get it, you don''t got it.'
 FC '- Shultz'
 DC X'FE'
ML02901  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t know where you are going you can never get lost.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02902  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t know where you are going, you will probably end up s+
               omewhere'
 FC 'else.'
 FC '- Laurence J. Peter'
 DC X'FE'
ML02903  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t say anything, you won''t be called upon to repeat it+
               .'
 FC '- Calvin Coolidge'
 DC X'FE'
ML02904  EQU   *
 FC 'If you love something set it free, if it doesn''t come back, hunt +
               it down and'
 FC 'kill it!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02905  EQU   *
 FC 'If you think education is expensive, you should try ignorance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02906  EQU   *
 FC 'If you would be loved, love and be lovable.'
 FC '- Susan S.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02907  EQU   *
 FC 'Ignorance of the law is no excuse - I wasn''t aware of that!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02908  EQU   *
 FC 'In every real man is a child hidden that wants to play.'
 FC '- Freidrich Nietzsche'
 DC X'FE'
ML02909  EQU   *
 FC 'Infinity is just time on an ego trip.'
 FC '- Lily Tomlin'
 DC X'FE'
ML02910  EQU   *
 FC 'It is now proven beyond doubt that smoking is the leading cause of+
                statistics.'
 FC '- F. Knebel'
 DC X'FE'
ML02911  EQU   *
 FC 'It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile'
 FC 'Be yourself no matter what they say.'
 FC '- Sting'
 DC X'FE'
ML02912  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s hard to be humble when you''re perfect.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02913  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s the nexus of the crisis and the origins of the storm.'
 FC 'Queenly flux, external light, or light that never warms...'
 FC '- Blue Oyster Cult'
 DC X'FE'
ML02914  EQU   *
 FC 'Just because your paranoid doesn''t mean they''re not after you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02915  EQU   *
 FC 'Just remember wherever you go there you are.'
 FC '- B. B.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02916  EQU   *
 FC 'Just when you think your winning the rat race, along come faster r+
               ats.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02917  EQU   *
 FC 'Knowlegde comes but wisdom lingers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02918  EQU   *
 FC 'Last week I couldn''t even spell engineer, now I are one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02919  EQU   *
 FC 'Lead me not into temptation, i can find it myself.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02920  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is a banquet and most poor son of a bitches are starving out +
               there...'
 FC 'So Live!'
 FC '-Auntie Mame'
 DC X'FE'
ML02921  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is a rotten job and the hours are a bitch.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02922  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is an illusion and reality is a figment of the imagination.'
 FC '- The Rocky Horror Picture Show'
 DC X'FE'
ML02923  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is just a party and party weren''t meant to last.'
 FC '- Prince'
 DC X'FE'
ML02924  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is just one thing after another.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02925  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is too ridiculous for words!!!'
 FC '- A. D.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02926  EQU   *
 FC 'Life''s a beach and then you drown.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02927  EQU   *
 FC 'Life''s a bitch and then you die.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02928  EQU   *
 FC 'Life''s a bitch and then you marry one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02929  EQU   *
 FC 'Lost time is never found again.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02930  EQU   *
 FC 'Love and pain only for the foolish,'
 FC 'once again try to hide what''s there inside.'
 FC '- P. Benatar'
 DC X'FE'
ML02931  EQU   *
 FC 'Love is a angel disguised as lust.'
 FC '- Bruce Springstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML02932  EQU   *
 FC 'Many are cold, but few are frozen.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02933  EQU   *
 FC 'Mother gonna help to build the wall.'
 FC '- Pink Floyd'
 DC X'FE'
ML02934  EQU   *
 FC 'Murphy was an optamist.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02935  EQU   *
 FC 'My father told me, ''If it''s worth doing, it''s worth doing well'+
               '.'
 FC 'That''s why to this date, I haven''t done anything.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02936  EQU   *
 FC 'My logic has drowned in a sea of emotion.'
 FC '- Sting'
 DC X'FE'
ML02937  EQU   *
 FC 'My mother loved children - she would have given anything if i had +
               been one.'
 FC '- Groucho Marx'
 DC X'FE'
ML02938  EQU   *
 FC 'Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys t+
               he pig.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02939  EQU   *
 FC 'No one ever went broke undersestimating the taste or intelligence +
               of the'
 FC 'American people.'
 FC '- H. L. Mencken'
 DC X'FE'
ML02940  EQU   *
 FC 'No problem is so formidable that you just can''t walk away from it+
               .'
 DC X'FE'
ML02941  EQU   *
 FC 'Nobody can be exactly like me, even I have trouble doing it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02942  EQU   *
 FC 'Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.'
 FC '- K. Hubbard'
 DC X'FE'
ML02943  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing computes anymore.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02944  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing you can''t spell will ever work.'
 FC '- Will Rogers'
 DC X'FE'
ML02945  EQU   *
 FC 'Now I believe there comes a time'
 FC 'When everything just falls in line.'
 FC '- Pat Benatar'
 DC X'FE'
ML02946  EQU   *
 FC 'Of all the forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02947  EQU   *
 FC 'Oh - to be in L.A. when the polyethyl-vinyl trees are in bloom!'
 FC '- Herb Gold'
 DC X'FE'
ML02948  EQU   *
 FC 'People who think they know it all are especially annoying to those+
                who do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02949  EQU   *
 FC 'Programming Department: Mistakes made while you wait.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02950  EQU   *
 FC 'Reality is for those who lack imagination (or can''t handle heavy +
               drugs).'
 DC X'FE'
ML02951  EQU   *
 FC 'Reality is often inaccurate.'
 FC '- Doug Adams'
 DC X'FE'
ML02952  EQU   *
 FC 'Schizophrenia beats being alone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02953  EQU   *
 FC 'Smile! It makes people wonder what your up to.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02954  EQU   *
 FC 'Some love is just a lie of the heart,'
 FC 'The cold remains of what began with a passionate start.'
 FC '- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML02955  EQU   *
 FC 'Some love is just a lie of the mind,'
 FC 'It''s make believe until it''s only a matter of time.'
 FC '- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML02956  EQU   *
 FC 'Some love is just a lie of the soul,'
 FC 'A constant battle for the ultimate state of control.'
 FC '- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML02957  EQU   *
 FC 'Some men are not fools, they stayed bachelors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02958  EQU   *
 FC 'Some people have one of those days. i have one of those lives!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02959  EQU   *
 FC 'Sometimes a fantasy is all you need.'
 FC '- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML02960  EQU   *
 FC 'Sometimes a fool gets lucky and wins.'
 FC '- Scandal'
 DC X'FE'
ML02961  EQU   *
 FC 'Sometimes bad is bad.'
 FC '- Huey Lewis and the News'
 DC X'FE'
ML02962  EQU   *
 FC 'Take my advice. I''m not using it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02963  EQU   *
 FC 'The agony of delete.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02964  EQU   *
 FC 'The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of c+
               ivilization.'
 FC '- Ralph Waldo Emerson'
 DC X'FE'
ML02965  EQU   *
 FC 'The flush toilet is the basis of western civilization.'
 FC '- Alan Coult'
 DC X'FE'
ML02966  EQU   *
 FC 'The future isn''t what it used to be.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02967  EQU   *
 FC 'The golden rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02968  EQU   *
 FC 'The good ol'' days weren''t always good and tomorrow ain''t as bad+
                as it seems.'
 FC '- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML02969  EQU   *
 FC 'The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of things+
               .'
 FC '- Laurence J. Peter'
 DC X'FE'
ML02970  EQU   *
 FC 'The meek shall inherit the earth but not the mineral rights.'
 FC '- J. P. Getty'
 DC X'FE'
ML02971  EQU   *
 FC 'The noble secret of laughing at oneself is the greatest humor of a+
               ll.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02972  EQU   *
 FC 'The one who dies with the most toys wins!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02973  EQU   *
 FC 'The only man who should not be judged by the company he keeps is a+
                warden.'
 FC '- Laurence J. Peter'
 DC X'FE'
ML02974  EQU   *
 FC 'The only thing that I''m sure of is my growing sense of uncertaint+
               y.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02975  EQU   *
 FC 'The rat race is over; the rats won.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02976  EQU   *
 FC 'The shortest distance between two points is usually under construc+
               tion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02977  EQU   *
 FC 'The statement below is true.'
 FC 'The statement above is false.'
 FC '- Paradox'
 DC X'FE'
ML02978  EQU   *
 FC 'The things I did not know at first I learned by doing twice.'
 FC '- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML02979  EQU   *
 FC 'There are three kinds of people in this world...'
 FC 'Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and th+
               ose that'
 FC 'wonder what happened.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02980  EQU   *
 FC 'There is a correlation between the creative and the screwball.'
 FC 'So we must suffer the screwball gladly.'
 FC '- Kingman Brewster'
 DC X'FE'
ML02981  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s a blind man looking for a shadow of doubt.'
 FC '- Police'
 DC X'FE'
ML02982  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s just no stopping it. It''s like a bad dream that never en+
               ds.'
 FC '-Pat Benatar'
 DC X'FE'
ML02983  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s nobody perfect not even the perfect fool'
 FC '- Huey Lewis'
 DC X'FE'
ML02984  EQU   *
 FC 'They say this highway going my way, but I don''t know where it''s +
               taking me.'
 FC '- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML02985  EQU   *
 FC 'Think of death as a pie in the face from God.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02986  EQU   *
 FC 'Time flies when you don''t know what you''re doing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02987  EQU   *
 FC 'To err is human; to really foul things up you need a computer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02988  EQU   *
 FC 'To hell with criticism. Praise is good enough for me.'
 FC '- T. Bankhead'
 DC X'FE'
ML02989  EQU   *
 FC 'Tolerance means excusing mistakes made by others.'
 FC 'Tact means not noticing them.'
 FC '- Arthur Schnitzler'
 DC X'FE'
ML02990  EQU   *
 FC 'Two kind of people in this world - winners\losers.'
 FC '- Buckingham'
 DC X'FE'
ML02991  EQU   *
 FC 'Two kinds of trouble in this world - living\dying.'
 FC '- Buckingham'
 DC X'FE'
ML02992  EQU   *
 FC 'Under capitalism, man exploits man; under socialism, the reverse i+
               s true.'
 FC '- Polish proverb'
 DC X'FE'
ML02993  EQU   *
 FC 'We are sharing a drink they call loneliness.'
 FC '- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML02994  EQU   *
 FC 'We know the sound of two hands clapping, but what of the sound of +
               one?'
 FC '- Zen saying'
 DC X'FE'
ML02995  EQU   *
 FC 'We the willing led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible, for+
                the'
 FC 'ungrateful and we have been doing so much for so long with so litt+
               le that we'
 FC 'are now qualified to do anything with nothing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML02996  EQU   *
 FC 'We try and hide the fact that we got lost between chaos and confus+
               ion.'
 FC '- Pat Benatar'
 DC X'FE'
ML02997  EQU   *
 FC 'Well done is well said.'
 FC '- Ben Franklin'
 DC X'FE'
ML02998  EQU   *
 FC 'What is going on here!'
 DC X'FE'
ML02999  EQU   *
 FC 'What is the use of running when we are not on the right road.'
 FC '- German proverb'
 DC X'FE'
ML03000  EQU   *
 FC 'When a new yorker looks as if he''s suntan, it''s probably rust.'
 FC '- Laurence J. Peter'
 DC X'FE'
ML03001  EQU   *
 FC 'When choosing between two evils, I always like the one I''ve never+
                tried'
 FC 'before.'
 FC '- Mae West'
 DC X'FE'
ML03002  EQU   *
 FC 'When everybody''s out to get you, paranoia is just good thinking.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03003  EQU   *
 FC 'When we make a mistake - it''s evil.'
 FC 'When God makes a mistake - it''s nature.'
 FC '- Darrel van Horn'
 DC X'FE'
ML03004  EQU   *
 FC 'When you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts you can be sure +
               your dead.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03005  EQU   *
 FC 'When you''re at the end of your rope...tie a knot and hold on.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03006  EQU   *
 FC 'Where''s the party?!'
 DC X'FE'
ML03007  EQU   *
 FC 'Words must be weighed, not counted.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03008  EQU   *
 FC 'Work fascinates me, I could sit and watch it for hours.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03009  EQU   *
 FC 'Wouldn''t it be nice if desperation made us attractive.'
 FC '- Albert Brooks in Broadcast News'
 DC X'FE'
ML03010  EQU   *
 FC 'Y B ordinary.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03011  EQU   *
 FC 'You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03012  EQU   *
 FC 'You can send someone to college, but you can''t make him think.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03013  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t out stubborn a cat.'
 FC '- Lazarus Long'
 DC X'FE'
ML03014  EQU   *
 FC 'You have no scars on your face and you can not handle pressure.'
 FC '- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML03015  EQU   *
 FC 'You have to learn to live with what you can''t rise above.'
 FC '- Bruce Springstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML03016  EQU   *
 FC 'You have to run between the raindrops if you want to see the sun..+
               .'
 FC '- Pat Benatar'
 DC X'FE'
ML03017  EQU   *
 FC 'You''re not drunk as long as you can hold onto the floor.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03018  EQU   *
 FC 'You''re not the only one whose made mistakes. But they''re the onl+
               y thing that'
 FC 'you can truly call your own.'
 FC '- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML03019  EQU   *
 FC 'You''re only human.'
 FC '- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML03020  EQU   *
 FC 'Your karma just ran over my dogma.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03021  EQU   *
 FC 'ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS -- EXCEPT EUROPA.'
 FC 'ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.'
 FC '- 2010'
 DC X'FE'
ML03022  EQU   *
 FC 'Ask not what your country can do for you,'
 FC 'ask what you can do for your country!'
 FC '- JFK'
 DC X'FE'
ML03023  EQU   *
 FC 'Dare to Be Stupid'
 FC '- Weird Al'
 DC X'FE'
ML03024  EQU   *
 FC 'Easy credit terms available...'
 FC '- Satan (from R. Asprin''s Myth series)'
 DC X'FE'
ML03025  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s Just One of Those Days'
 FC '- Weird Al'
 DC X'FE'
ML03026  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s not even a nice place to visit.'
 FC '- Fodor''s Guide to Perv (from R. Asprin''s Myth series)'
 DC X'FE'
ML03027  EQU   *
 FC 'People who have what they want are very fond'
 FC 'of telling people who haven''t what they want'
 FC 'that they don''t want it.'
 FC '- Ogden Nash'
 DC X'FE'
ML03028  EQU   *
 FC 'Only the good die young.'
 FC '- B. Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML03029  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m not overweight, I''m undertall!'
 FC '- Garfield'
 DC X'FE'
ML03030  EQU   *
 FC 'He was kind of a jerk,'
 FC 'He was kind of a boor'
 FC 'But the women would scream'
 FC 'When he walked in the door'
 FC '''Cause one thing I can tell you for sure'
 FC 'That boy could dance'
 FC '- Weird Al'
 DC X'FE'
ML03031  EQU   *
 FC 'That''s one small step for a man,'
 FC 'One giant leap for mankind.'
 FC '- N. Armstrong'
 DC X'FE'
ML03032  EQU   *
 FC 'Girls just want to have fun'
 FC '- C. Lauper'
 DC X'FE'
ML03033  EQU   *
 FC 'Girls just want to have lunch'
 FC '- A. Yankovic'
 DC X'FE'
ML03034  EQU   *
 FC 'Shit happens'
 FC '- a T-Shirt'
 DC X'FE'
ML03035  EQU   *
 FC 'Who? Me, Officer?'
 FC '- J. Dillinger (from R. Asprin''s Myth series)'
 DC X'FE'
ML03036  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything'
 FC 'is possible but nothing of interest is easy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03037  EQU   *
 FC 'Cole''s Law:'
 FC 'Thinly sliced cabbage.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03038  EQU   *
 FC 'Swipple''s Rule of Order:'
 FC 'He who shouts the loudest has the floor.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03039  EQU   *
 FC 'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03040  EQU   *
 FC 'If bankers can count, how come they have eight'
 FC 'windows and only four tellers?'
 DC X'FE'
ML03041  EQU   *
 FC 'If you cannot convince them, confuse them.'
 FC '- Harry S Truman'
 DC X'FE'
ML03042  EQU   *
 FC 'Hoare''s Law of Large Problems:'
 FC 'Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get ou+
               t.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03043  EQU   *
 FC 'The Roman Rule:'
 FC 'The one who says it cannot be done should'
 FC 'never interrupt the one who is doing it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03044  EQU   *
 FC 'If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict'
 FC 'attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03045  EQU   *
 FC '"The student in question is performing minimally for his peer grou+
               p and is an'
 FC 'emerging underachiever.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03046  EQU   *
 FC '"People usually get what''s coming to them...'
 FC 'Unless it''s been mailed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03047  EQU   *
 FC 'This will be a memorable month --'
 FC 'no matter how hard you try to forget it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03048  EQU   *
 FC 'Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.+
               '
 FC '- Trotsky'
 DC X'FE'
ML03049  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be told about it tomorrow.'
 FC 'Go home and prepare thyself.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03050  EQU   *
 FC 'Arnold''s Laws of Documentation:'
 FC '1) If it should exist, it doesn''t.'
 FC '2) If it does exist, it''s out of date.'
 FC '3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first tw+
               o laws.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03051  EQU   *
 FC 'Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is'
 FC 'not thus handicapped.'
 FC '- Elbert Hubbard'
 DC X'FE'
ML03052  EQU   *
 FC 'Never try to outstubborn a cat.'
 FC '- Lazarus Long'
 DC X'FE'
ML03053  EQU   *
 FC '"Send for clips to see how I write. If you don''t, frogs will snea+
               k into your'
 FC 'house and eat your fingers."'
 FC '- John Corcoran'
 DC X'FE'
ML03054  EQU   *
 FC 'A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.'
 FC '- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML03055  EQU   *
 FC 'Nobody wants constructive criticism. It''s all'
 FC 'we can do to put up with constructive praise.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03056  EQU   *
 FC '"Right reason," by which Cicero meant an "immediate and intuitive +
               apprehension'
 FC 'of moral and spiritual values," of what is right and just and what+
                is wrong'
 FC 'and unjust, was in the nature of things placed by God in all men; +
               and no'
 FC 'decree or legislative enactment could change what is right and wha+
               t is wrong.'
 FC '- Forrest MacDonald'
 DC X'FE'
ML03057  EQU   *
 FC 'The number of licorice gumballs you get out of'
 FC 'a gumball machine increases in direct proportion'
 FC 'to how much you hate licorice.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03058  EQU   *
 FC 'On a paper submitted by a physicist colleague:'
 FC '"This isn''t right. This isn''t even wrong."'
 FC '- Wolfgang Pauli'
 DC X'FE'
ML03059  EQU   *
 FC 'CALIFORNIA:'
 FC 'From Latin ''calor'', meaning "heat" (as in English ''calorie'' or+
                Spanish'
 FC '''caliente''); and ''fornia'', for "sexual intercourse" or "fornic+
               ation."'
 FC 'Hence: Tierra de California, "The Land of Hot Sex."'
 FC '- Ed Moran, Covina, California'
 DC X'FE'
ML03060  EQU   *
 FC '"Lord, please let me find a one-armed economist so we won''t alway+
               s hear'
 FC '''On the other hand...''"'
 FC '- Edgar R. Fiedler'
 DC X'FE'
ML03061  EQU   *
 FC 'It took me fifteen years to discover that I had'
 FC 'no talent for writing, but I couldn''t give up'
 FC 'because by that time I was too famous.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03062  EQU   *
 FC 'A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice'
 FC 'at one end and no responsibility at the other.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03063  EQU   *
 FC '"I must do something" will always solve more problems than "Someth+
               ing must be'
 FC 'done."'
 DC X'FE'
ML03064  EQU   *
 FC 'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper'
 FC 'when he is called upon to act in accordance with the'
 FC 'dictates of reason.'
 FC '- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML03065  EQU   *
 FC 'Barth''s Distinction:'
 FC 'There are two types of people, those who divide'
 FC 'people into two types and those who don''t.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03066  EQU   *
 FC 'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?'
 DC X'FE'
ML03067  EQU   *
 FC 'Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03068  EQU   *
 FC 'Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.'
 FC '- Salvor Hardin'
 DC X'FE'
ML03069  EQU   *
 FC 'Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn''t'
 FC 'expect to be paid back.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03070  EQU   *
 FC 'Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.'
 FC '- Eric Hoffer'
 DC X'FE'
ML03071  EQU   *
 FC '"I don''t think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the ot+
               her hand, if'
 FC 'he were already in, I don''t think they''d let him out."'
 DC X'FE'
ML03072  EQU   *
 FC '"Go to Hell!" or other insult direct is all the answer a snoopy qu+
               estion'
 FC 'deserves.'
 FC '- Lazarus Long'
 DC X'FE'
ML03073  EQU   *
 FC '"Give us the man," shout the multitude, "who will step forward and+
                take the'
 FC 'responsibility." He is instantly the idol, the lord, and the king +
               among men.'
 FC 'He, then, who would command among his fellows, must excel them mor+
               e in energy'
 FC 'or will than in power of intellect.'
 FC '- Burnap'
 DC X'FE'
ML03074  EQU   *
 FC 'Lunatic Asylum:'
 FC 'The place where optimism most flourishes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03075  EQU   *
 FC 'Did you know that clones never use mirrors?'
 DC X'FE'
ML03076  EQU   *
 FC 'The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03077  EQU   *
 FC '"But officer, I was only trying to gain enough speed so I could co+
               ast to the'
 FC 'nearest gas station."'
 DC X'FE'
ML03078  EQU   *
 FC 'Who needs friends, when you can sit alone in your room and drink.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03079  EQU   *
 FC 'You may be recognized soon. Hide.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03080  EQU   *
 FC 'Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03081  EQU   *
 FC 'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03082  EQU   *
 FC 'Ever notice that even the busiest people are never'
 FC 'too busy to tell you just how busy they are?'
 DC X'FE'
ML03083  EQU   *
 FC 'Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03084  EQU   *
 FC 'Cleveland still lives. God must be dead.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03085  EQU   *
 FC 'Immortality: A fate worse than death.'
 FC '- Edgar A. Shoaff'
 DC X'FE'
ML03086  EQU   *
 FC 'Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03087  EQU   *
 FC 'Who''s on first?'
 DC X'FE'
ML03088  EQU   *
 FC 'A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03089  EQU   *
 FC 'One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03090  EQU   *
 FC 'Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side,'
 FC 'and a dark side, and it holds the Universe together.'
 FC '- Carl Zwanzig'
 DC X'FE'
ML03091  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s no future in time travel.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03092  EQU   *
 FC 'Reality...'
 FC 'What a Concept.'
 FC '- Robin Williams'
 DC X'FE'
ML03093  EQU   *
 FC 'Is there anything in the Universe more beautiful and protective th+
               an the'
 FC 'simple complexity of a spider''s web.'
 FC '- Charlotte (from R. Asprin''s Myth series)'
 DC X'FE'
ML03094  EQU   *
 FC 'One of the joys of travel is visiting new towns and meeting new pe+
               ople.'
 FC '- G. Khan (from R. Asprin''s Myth series)'
 DC X'FE'
ML03095  EQU   *
 FC 'Waltz:'
 FC 'Anything belonging to Walter, for short.'
 FC 'Ex: This is Waltz waltz'
 DC X'FE'
ML03096  EQU   *
 FC 'Some people spend their lives traveling the world over...'
 FC 'Only to find happiness lies right in their own back yard...'
 FC 'Mine just has a big puddle from last nights'' rain!!'
 FC '- Ziggy'
 DC X'FE'
ML03097  EQU   *
 FC 'The secret to winning the support of large groups'
 FC 'of people is positive thinking.'
 FC '- N. Bonaparte (from R. Asprin''s Myth series)'
 DC X'FE'
ML03098  EQU   *
 FC 'One must deal openly and fairly with one''s forces'
 FC 'if maximum effectiveness is to be achieved.'
 FC '- D. Vader (from R. Asprin''s Myth series)'
 DC X'FE'
ML03099  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is a series of rude awakenings.'
 FC '- R. Van Winkle (from R. Asprin''s Myth series)'
 DC X'FE'
ML03100  EQU   *
 FC 'This is no game for old men! Send in the boys!'
 FC '- W. Hayes (from R. Asprin''s Myth series)'
 DC X'FE'
ML03101  EQU   *
 FC 'This is an important announcement. This is flight 121'
 FC 'to Los Angeles. If your travel plans today do not include'
 FC 'Los Angeles, now would be a perfect time to disembark.'
 FC '- Douglas Adams'
 DC X'FE'
ML03102  EQU   *
 FC 'Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03103  EQU   *
 FC 'Doghouse: A mutt hut.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03104  EQU   *
 FC 'Dry dock: A thirsty physician.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03105  EQU   *
 FC 'Save energy, be apathetic.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03106  EQU   *
 FC 'If we do not change our direction, we are likely'
 FC 'to end up where we are headed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03107  EQU   *
 FC 'Cleanliness is next to impossible.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03108  EQU   *
 FC 'If you can count your money, you don''t have a billion dollars.'
 FC '- J. Paul Getty'
 DC X'FE'
ML03109  EQU   *
 FC 'The way to make a small fortune in the commodities'
 FC 'market is to start with a large fortune.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03110  EQU   *
 FC 'Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03111  EQU   *
 FC 'A day for firm decisions!! Or is it?'
 DC X'FE'
ML03112  EQU   *
 FC 'Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03113  EQU   *
 FC 'Nostalgia isn''t what it used to be.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03114  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t kiss an elephant on the lips today.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03115  EQU   *
 FC 'The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. Th+
               is means'
 FC 'that only left handed people are in their right mind.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03116  EQU   *
 FC 'Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you''re still a rat.'
 FC '- Lily Tomlin'
 DC X'FE'
ML03117  EQU   *
 FC 'The goal of Computer Science is to build something'
 FC 'that will last at least until we''ve finished'
 FC 'building it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03118  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be surprised by a loud noise.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03119  EQU   *
 FC 'Predestination was doomed from the start.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03120  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not read this fortune under penalty of law.'
 FC 'Violators will be prosecuted.'
 FC '(Penal Code Sec 2.3.2 (II.A.))'
 DC X'FE'
ML03121  EQU   *
 FC 'Xerox never comes up with anything original.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03122  EQU   *
 FC 'He who laughs last, didn''t get the punch line.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03123  EQU   *
 FC 'Why are the words "This is none of my business"'
 FC 'always followed by the word "but"?'
 FC '- Sydney J. Harris'
 DC X'FE'
ML03124  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m still chasing girls.'
 FC 'I don''t remember what for, but I''m still chasing them.'
 FC '- Joe E. Lewis'
 DC X'FE'
ML03125  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s only impossible ''til it''s not.'
 FC '- Jean-Luc Picard (from Star Trek: The Next Generation)'
 DC X'FE'
ML03126  EQU   *
 FC 'Desk: A wastebasket with drawers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03127  EQU   *
 FC 'Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity,'
 FC 'and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.'
 FC '- Joseph Heller'
 DC X'FE'
ML03128  EQU   *
 FC 'Truth will be out this morning.'
 FC '(Which may really mess things up.)'
 DC X'FE'
ML03129  EQU   *
 FC 'Children seldom misquote you.'
 FC 'In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn''t hav+
               e said.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03130  EQU   *
 FC 'Worst Month of the Year: February.'
 FC 'February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent'
 FC 'an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don''t get.'
 FC 'Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03131  EQU   *
 FC 'I can''t complain, but sometimes I still do.'
 FC '- Joe Walsh'
 DC X'FE'
ML03132  EQU   *
 FC 'You''ve been leading a dog''s life. Stay off the furniture.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03133  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03134  EQU   *
 FC 'Hartley''s First Law:'
 FC 'You can lead a horse to water, but if you can'
 FC 'get him to float on his back, you''ve got something.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03135  EQU   *
 FC 'Just because your doctor has a name for your condition'
 FC 'doesn''t mean he knows what it is.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03136  EQU   *
 FC 'Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03137  EQU   *
 FC 'Do molecule biologists wear designer genes?'
 DC X'FE'
ML03138  EQU   *
 FC 'Hail to the sun god'
 FC 'He sure is a fun god'
 FC 'Ra! Ra! Ra!'
 DC X'FE'
ML03139  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn''t.'
 FC 'The label means the price went up.'
 FC 'The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW" or "GREAT NEW"'
 FC 'means the price went *way* up.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03140  EQU   *
 FC 'Flon''s Law:'
 FC 'There is not now, and never will be,'
 FC 'a language in which it is the least bit'
 FC 'difficult to write a bad program.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03141  EQU   *
 FC 'How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door yo+
               u''re on.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03142  EQU   *
 FC 'Wasting time is an important part of living.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03143  EQU   *
 FC 'If God had intended Man to Smoke,'
 FC 'He would have set him on Fire.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03144  EQU   *
 FC '"It is bad luck to be superstitious."'
 FC '- Andrew W. Mathis'
 DC X'FE'
ML03145  EQU   *
 FC 'Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy,'
 FC 'vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03146  EQU   *
 FC '"You can''t teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they+
                don''t."'
 FC '- Dagwood Bumstead'
 DC X'FE'
ML03147  EQU   *
 FC 'You worry too much about your job. Stop it.'
 FC 'You are not paid enough to worry.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03148  EQU   *
 FC 'Rule of Feline Frustration:'
 FC 'When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly cont+
               ent and'
 FC 'adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03149  EQU   *
 FC '"Beware the Ýlobbyist¨, my son, the jaws that bite, the claws that+
                snatch"'
 FC '(with thanks to Lewis Carroll). No matter how noble the cause or w+
               ell'
 FC 'meaning its professional advocates, lobbyists are still paid to ge+
               t results.'
 FC 'They''re subject to errors in judgement, shortcomings in motives, +
               and most of'
 FC 'them don''t even vote in your district.'
 FC '- Pierre S. du Pont'
 DC X'FE'
ML03150  EQU   *
 FC 'Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing'
 FC 'your name and moving to a new town.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03151  EQU   *
 FC 'A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough'
 FC 'to make one believe in God.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03152  EQU   *
 FC 'A fault recognized is half corrected.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03153  EQU   *
 FC 'A diamond is just a lump of coal that made good under pressure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03154  EQU   *
 FC 'A father is a banker provided by nature.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03155  EQU   *
 FC 'A friend in need is a pest indeed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03156  EQU   *
 FC 'A closed mouth gathers no feet.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03157  EQU   *
 FC 'A man''s house is his hassle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03158  EQU   *
 FC '"The rhythm is gonna get you..."'
 FC '- Gloria Estefan && the Miami Sound Machine'
 DC X'FE'
ML03159  EQU   *
 FC 'All people smile in the same language.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03160  EQU   *
 FC 'After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03161  EQU   *
 FC 'A small deed is better than the greatest intention.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03162  EQU   *
 FC 'A penny saved is ridiculous.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03163  EQU   *
 FC 'Age isn''t important unless you`re a cheese.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03164  EQU   *
 FC 'An optomist laughs to forget...'
 DC X'FE'
ML03165  EQU   *
 FC 'So long, and thanks for all the fish.'
 FC '- Douglas Adams'
 FC 'Congratulations! You got the first fortune!'
 DC X'FE'
ML03166  EQU   *
 FC '...all the modern inconveniences... -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML03167  EQU   *
 FC '...an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often'
 FC 'picturesque liar. -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML03168  EQU   *
 FC '...and oftener changed their principles than their shirts.'
 FC '-- Dr. Young'
 DC X'FE'
ML03169  EQU   *
 FC '...Any resemblance between the above views and those of my'
 FC 'employer, my terminal, or the view out my window are purely'
 FC 'coincidental. Any resemblance between the above and my own views'
 FC 'is non-deterministic. The question of the existence of views in'
 FC 'the absence of anyone to hold them is left as an exercise for the'
 FC 'reader. The question of the existence of the reader is left as'
 FC 'an exercise for the second god coefficient. (A discussion of'
 FC 'non-orthogonal, non-integral polytheism is beyond the scope of'
 FC 'this article.)'
 DC X'FE'
ML03170  EQU   *
 FC '...at least I thought I was dancing, ''til somebody stepped on my'
 FC 'hand. -- J. B. White'
 DC X'FE'
ML03171  EQU   *
 FC '...But as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can'
 FC 'easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once'
 FC 'existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including'
 FC 'confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witchcraft'
 FC 'and executed was without a flaw; it is still unimpeachable. The'
 FC 'judges'' decisions based on it were sound in logic and in law.'
 FC 'Nothing in any existing court was ever more thoroughly proved'
 FC 'than the charges of witchcraft and sorcery for which so many'
 FC 'suffered death. If there were no witches, human testimony and'
 FC 'human reason are alike destitute of value.'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03172  EQU   *
 FC '...But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand.'
 FC 'Human intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of'
 FC 'years so far as we can tell. If intelligent people invested'
 FC 'intense energy in issues that now seem foolish to us, then the'
 FC 'failure lies in our understanding of their world, not in their'
 FC 'distorted perceptions. Even the standard example of ancient'
 FC 'nonsense -- the debate about angels on pinheads --makes sense'
 FC 'once you realize that theologians were not discussing whether'
 FC 'five or eighteen would fit, but whether a pin could house a'
 FC 'finite or an infinite number.'
 FC '-- S. J. Gould, "Wide Hats and Narrow Minds"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03173  EQU   *
 FC '...computer hardware progress is so fast. No other technology'
 FC 'since civilization began has seen six orders of magnitude in'
 FC 'performance-price gain in 30 years. -- Fred Brooks, Jr.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03174  EQU   *
 FC '...if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it'
 FC 'does on lust, this would be a better world. -- Garrison Keillor,'
 FC '"Lake Woebegone Days"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03175  EQU   *
 FC '...there can be no public or private virtue unless the foundation'
 FC 'of action is the practice of truth. -- George Jacob Holyoake'
 DC X'FE'
ML03176  EQU   *
 FC '...This striving for excellence extends into people''s'
 FC 'personal lives as well. When ''80s people buy something, they buy'
 FC 'the best one, as determined by (1) price and (2) lack of'
 FC 'availability. Eighties people buy imported dental floss. They'
 FC 'buy gourmet baking soda. If an ''80s couple goes to a restaurant'
 FC 'where they have made a reservation three weeks in advance, and'
 FC 'they are informed that their table is available, they stalk out'
 FC 'immediately, because they know it is not an excellent restaurant.'
 FC 'If it were, it would have an enormous crowd of excellence-'
 FC 'oriented people like themselves waiting, their beepers going off'
 FC 'like crickets in the night. An excellent restaurant wouldn''t'
 FC 'have a table ready immediately for anybody below the rank of Liza'
 FC 'Minnelli.'
 FC '-- Dave Barry, "In Search of Excellence"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03177  EQU   *
 FC '...though his invention worked superbly -- his theory was a crock'
 FC 'of sewage from beginning to end. -- Vernor Vinge, "The Peace War"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03178  EQU   *
 FC '.Sdrawkcab kniht'
 DC X'FE'
ML03179  EQU   *
 FC '!TA MBI a ni deppart m''I !!pleH'
 DC X'FE'
ML03180  EQU   *
 FC '" " -- Marcel Marceau'
 DC X'FE'
ML03181  EQU   *
 FC '"All flesh is grass"'
 FC '-- Isiah'
 FC 'Smoke a friend today.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03182  EQU   *
 FC '"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as'
 FC 'me?" asked the father of his little son.'
 FC '"Diet."'
 DC X'FE'
ML03183  EQU   *
 FC '"As a matter of fact" is an expression that precedes many an'
 FC 'expression that isn''t.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03184  EQU   *
 FC '"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be,'
 FC 'and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn''t, it ain''t. That'+
               's'
 FC 'logic!" -- Lewis Carroll'
 DC X'FE'
ML03185  EQU   *
 FC '"Do you think what we''re doing is wrong?"'
 FC '"Of course it''s wrong! It''s illegal!"'
 FC '"I''ve never done anything illegal before."'
 FC '"I thought you said you were an accountant!"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03186  EQU   *
 FC '"Easy to use" is easy to say. -- Jeff Garbers'
 DC X'FE'
ML03187  EQU   *
 FC '"Gee, Mudhead, everyone at Morse Science High has an'
 FC 'extracurricular activity except you."'
 FC '"Well, gee, doesn''t Louise count?"'
 FC '"Only to ten, Mudhead."'
 FC '-- Firesign Theater'
 DC X'FE'
ML03188  EQU   *
 FC '"God gives burdens; also shoulders"'
 FC 'Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession'
 FC 'speech at the end of the 1980 election. At least he said it was'
 FC 'a Jewish saying; I can''t find it anywhere. I''m sure he''s tellin+
               g'
 FC 'the truth though; why would he lie about a thing like that?'
 FC '-- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy''s Guide to Yiddish"'
 FC '"GOTO statement considered harmful" -- E. W. Dijkstra, title to'
 FC 'a letter in CACM 11, 3 (March, 1968)'
 DC X'FE'
ML03189  EQU   *
 FC '"I cannot read the fiery letters," said Frodo in a'
 FC 'quavering voice.'
 FC '"No," Said Gandalf, "but I can. The letters are Elvish,'
 FC 'of course, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of'
 FC 'Mordor, which I will not utter here. They are lines of a verse'
 FC 'long known in Elven-lore:'
 FC '"This Ring, no other, is made by the elves,'
 FC 'Who''d pawn their own mother to grab it themselves.'
 FC 'Ruler of creeper, mortal, and scallop,'
 FC 'This is a sleeper that packs quite a wallop.'
 FC 'The Power almighty rests in this Lone Ring.'
 FC 'The Power, alrighty, for doing your Own Thing.'
 FC 'If broken or busted, it cannot be remade.'
 FC 'If found, send to Sorhed (with postage prepaid)."'
 DC X'FE'
ML03190  EQU   *
 FC '"I don''t know what you mean by `glory,''" Alice said'
 FC 'Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. "Of course you don''t--till'
 FC 'I tell you. I meant `there''s a nice knock-down argument for'
 FC 'you!''"'
 FC '"But glory doesn''t mean `a nice knock-down argument,''"'
 FC 'Alice objected.'
 FC '"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather'
 FC 'scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither'
 FC 'more nor less."'
 FC '"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make'
 FC 'words mean so many different things."'
 FC '"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be'
 FC 'master--that''s all."'
 FC '-- Lewis Carrol, "Through the Looking Glass"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03191  EQU   *
 FC '"I must do something" will always solve more problems than'
 FC '"Something must be done."'
 DC X'FE'
ML03192  EQU   *
 FC '"I think he said ''Blessed are the cheesemakers.''"'
 FC '"Nonsense, he was obviously referring to all manufacturers of'
 FC 'dairy products." - two people in the crowd in "The Life of'
 FC 'Brian"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03193  EQU   *
 FC '"I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch'
 FC '`St. Elsewhere'', won''t scream, `FORGET IT, BLANCHE ... IT''S TIM+
               E'
 FC 'FOR "HEE HAW"!!''"'
 FC '-- Berke Breathed, "Bloom County"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03194  EQU   *
 FC '"If the King''s English was good enough for Jesus, it''s good'
 FC 'enough for me!"'
 FC '-- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)'
 FC '"Is" is the verb for when you don''t want a verb.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03195  EQU   *
 FC '"Martyrdom" is the only way a person can become famous without'
 FC 'ability. -- George Bernard Shaw'
 DC X'FE'
ML03196  EQU   *
 FC '"Oh frabjous day, calloo, callay" he chortled in his joy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03197  EQU   *
 FC '"Seven years and six months!" Humpty Dumpty repeated'
 FC 'thoughtfully. "An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if you''d asked'
 FC 'MY advice, I''d have said `Leave off at seven'' -- but it''s too'
 FC 'late now."'
 FC '"I never ask advice about growing,"  Alice said'
 FC 'indignantly.'
 FC '"Too proud?" the other enquired.'
 FC 'Alice felt even more indignant at this suggestion. "I'
 FC 'mean," she said, "that one can''t help growing older."'
 FC '"ONE can''t, perhaps," said Humpty Dumpty; "but TWO can.'
 FC 'With proper assistance, you might have left off at seven."'
 FC '-- Lewis Carroll'
 DC X'FE'
ML03198  EQU   *
 FC '"That''s a given" is often a premise to be questioned.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03199  EQU   *
 FC '"The pyramid is opening!"'
 FC '"Which one?"'
 FC '"The one with the ever-widening hole in it!"'
 FC '-- Firesign Theater, "How Can You Be In Two'
 FC 'Places At Once When You''re Not Anywhere At All"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03200  EQU   *
 FC '"To be, or not to be."--Hamlet "oo-bee-oo-bee-oo."--Sinatra'
 DC X'FE'
ML03201  EQU   *
 FC '"Truth," I cried, "though the heavens crush me for following her;'
 FC 'no falsehood, though a whole celestial Lubberland were the price'
 FC 'of apostasy!"  -- Carlyle'
 DC X'FE'
ML03202  EQU   *
 FC '"Wayne Newton is," he says, "an example of what America can be."'
 DC X'FE'
ML03203  EQU   *
 FC '"What do you give a man who has everything?" the pretty'
 FC 'teenager asked her mother.'
 FC '"Encouragement, dear," she replied.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03204  EQU   *
 FC '"What if" is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in'
 FC 'your sentences without permission, or risk being sued!'
 DC X'FE'
ML03205  EQU   *
 FC '"Yields a falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields a'
 FC 'falsehood when preceded by its quotation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03206  EQU   *
 FC '"You are old, Father William," the young man said,'
 FC '"All your papers these days look the same;'
 FC 'Those William''s would be better unread --'
 FC 'Do these facts never fill you with shame?"'
 FC '"In my youth," Father William replied to his son,'
 FC '"I wrote wonderful papers galore;'
 FC 'But the great reputation I found that I''d won,'
 FC 'Made it pointless to think any more."'
 DC X'FE'
ML03207  EQU   *
 FC '"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,'
 FC 'And make errors few people could bear;'
 FC 'You complain about everyone''s English but yours --'
 FC 'Do you really think this is quite fair?"'
 FC '"I make lots of mistakes," Father William declared,'
 FC '"But my stature these days is so great'
 FC 'That no critic can hurt me -- I''ve got them all scared,'
 FC 'And to stop me it''s now far too late."'
 DC X'FE'
ML03208  EQU   *
 FC '"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,'
 FC 'And have grown most uncommonly fat;'
 FC 'Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door --'
 FC 'Pray what is the reason of that?"'
 FC '"In my youth," said the sage as he shook his gray locks,'
 FC '"I kept all my limbs very supplr'
 FC 'By the use of this ointment -- one shilling the box --'
 FC 'Allow me to sell you a couple?"'
 FC '--  Lewis Carrol'
 DC X'FE'
ML03209  EQU   *
 FC '"You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose'
 FC 'That your eye was as steady as ever;'
 FC 'Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose --'
 FC 'What made you so awfully clever?"'
 FC '"I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"'
 FC 'Said his father. "Don''t give yourself airs!'
 FC 'Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?'
 FC 'Be off, or I''ll kick you down stairs!"'
 FC '-- Lewis Carrol'
 DC X'FE'
ML03210  EQU   *
 FC '"You doubted Me," God tells the Lawgiver Moses, "But I forgave'
 FC 'you that doubt. You doubted your own self and failed to believe'
 FC 'in your own powers as a leader, and I forgave you that also. But'
 FC 'you lost faith in these people and doubted the divine'
 FC 'possibilities of Human Nature. THIS loss of faith makes it'
 FC 'impossible for you to enter the Promised Land." -- The Midrash'
 DC X'FE'
ML03211  EQU   *
 FC '''Tis education forms the common mind. Just as the twig is bent,'
 FC 'the tree''s inclin''d. -- Alexander Pope'
 DC X'FE'
ML03212  EQU   *
 FC '''Tis home felt pleasure prompts the patriot''s sigh; This makes'
 FC 'him wish to live and dare to die. -- Campbell'
 DC X'FE'
ML03213  EQU   *
 FC '''Tis in my memory lock''d, And you yourself shall keep the key of+
               '
 FC 'it. -- Shakespeare'''
 DC X'FE'
ML03214  EQU   *
 FC '''Tis not in mortals to command success; But we''ll do more,'
 FC 'Sempronius--we''ll deserve it. -- Addison'
 DC X'FE'
ML03215  EQU   *
 FC '''Tis not the fairest form that holds The mildest, purest soul'
 FC 'within;'
 DC X'FE'
ML03216  EQU   *
 FC '''Tis not the richest plant that holds The sweetest fragrance in.'
 FC '-- Dawes'
 DC X'FE'
ML03217  EQU   *
 FC '''Tis one thing to be tempted, another thing to fall.'
 FC '--Shakespeare'
 DC X'FE'
ML03218  EQU   *
 FC '''Tis pleasant, sure, to see one''s name in print; A book''s a boo+
               k,'
 FC 'although there''s nothing in''t. -- Lord Byron'
 DC X'FE'
ML03219  EQU   *
 FC '''Tis strange the miser should his cares employ To gain the riches+
               '
 FC 'he can ne''er enjoy. -- Alexander Pope'
 DC X'FE'
ML03220  EQU   *
 FC '''Tis the mind that makes the body rich. -- Shakespeare'
 DC X'FE'
ML03221  EQU   *
 FC '''Twas the Night before Crisis'
 FC '''Twas the night before crisis, and all through the house,'
 FC 'Not a program was working not even a browse.'
 FC 'The programmers were wrung out too mindless to care,'
 FC 'Knowing chances of cutover hadn''t a prayer.'
 FC 'The users were nestled all snug in their beds,'
 FC 'While visions of inquiries danced in their heads.'
 FC 'When out in the lobby there arose such a clatter,'
 FC 'I sprang from my tube to see what was the matter.'
 FC 'And what to my wondering eyes should appear,'
 FC 'But a Super Programmer, oblivious to fear.'
 FC 'More rapid than eagles, his programs they came,'
 FC 'And he whistled and shouted and called them by name;'
 FC 'On Update! On Add! On Inquiry! On Delete!'
 FC 'On Batch Jobs! On Closing!  On Functions Complete!'
 FC 'His eyes were glazed over, his fingers were lean,'
 FC 'From Weekends and nights in front of a screen.'
 FC 'A wink of his eye, and a twist of his head,'
 FC 'Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread...'
 DC X'FE'
ML03222  EQU   *
 FC '''Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period'
 FC 'preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, And'
 FC 'throughout our place of residence,'
 FC 'Kinetic activity was not in evidence among the'
 FC 'possessors of this potential, including that'
 FC 'species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus.'
 FC 'Hosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward'
 FC 'edge of the woodburning caloric apparatus,'
 FC 'Pursuant to our anticipatory pleasure regarding an'
 FC 'imminent visitation from an eccentric'
 FC 'philanthropist among whose folkloric appelations'
 FC 'is the honorific title of St. Nicklaus ...'
 DC X'FE'
ML03223  EQU   *
 FC '$100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000,'
 FC 'at which time it will be worth absolutely nothing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03224  EQU   *
 FC '10 goto 10'
 DC X'FE'
ML03225  EQU   *
 FC '101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR'
 FC '(1) Scarecrow for centipedes'
 FC '(2) Dead cat brush'
 FC '(3) Hair barrettes'
 FC '(4) Cleats'
 FC '(5) Self-piercing earrings'
 FC '(6) Fungus trellis'
 FC '(7) False eyelashes'
 FC '(8) Prosthetic dog claws'
 FC '.'
 FC '.'
 FC '.'
 FC '(99) Window garden harrow (pulled behind Tonka tractors)'
 FC '(100) Killer velcro'
 FC '(101) Currency'
 DC X'FE'
ML03226  EQU   *
 FC '186,000 m/s: it''s not just a good idea - it''s the law!'
 DC X'FE'
ML03227  EQU   *
 FC '22Nd century t-shirt: disco still sucks.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03228  EQU   *
 FC '2B ¦ ¬2b --> ?'
 DC X'FE'
ML03229  EQU   *
 FC '43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr fortune:'
 FC 'Segmentation violation -- Core dumped'
 DC X'FE'
ML03230  EQU   *
 FC '80% Of life is just showing up. -- W. Allen.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03231  EQU   *
 FC '90 percent of everything is crud. -- Theodore Sturgeon'
 DC X'FE'
ML03232  EQU   *
 FC 'A .44 magnum beats four aces.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03233  EQU   *
 FC 'A "critic" is a person who creates nothing and thereby feels'
 FC 'qualified to judge the work of creative people. There is logic in'
 FC 'this; he is unbiased - he hates all creative people equally.'
 FC '-- Lazarus Long'
 DC X'FE'
ML03234  EQU   *
 FC 'A "pacifist" is a contradiction in terms. Most self-described'
 FC 'pacifists are not pacific; they simply assume false colors. When'
 FC 'the wind changes they hoist the Jolly Roger. -- Lazarus Long'
 DC X'FE'
ML03235  EQU   *
 FC 'A army''s effectiveness depends on its size, training, experience'
 FC 'and morale ... and morale is worth more than all the other'
 FC 'factors combined. -- Napoleon Bonaparte'
 DC X'FE'
ML03236  EQU   *
 FC 'A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no'
 FC 'responsibility at the other.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03237  EQU   *
 FC 'A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancee free.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03238  EQU   *
 FC 'A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some'
 FC 'woman out of a divorce. -- Don Quinn'
 DC X'FE'
ML03239  EQU   *
 FC 'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is'
 FC 'shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.'
 FC '-- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML03240  EQU   *
 FC 'A baseball player who makes a spectacular defensive play always'
 FC 'leads off the next inning as batter. -- Bob Smith'
 DC X'FE'
ML03241  EQU   *
 FC 'A bather whose clothing was strewed,'
 FC 'By breezes that left her quite nude,'
 FC 'Saw a man come along'
 FC 'And, unless I''m quite wrong,'
 FC 'You expected this line to be lewd.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03242  EQU   *
 FC 'A beautiful eye makes silence eloquent, a kind eye makes'
 FC 'contradiction an assent, an enraged eye makes beauty deformed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03243  EQU   *
 FC 'A beautiful woman will enrich your life soon.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03244  EQU   *
 FC 'A bee is not a busier animal than a blockhead. -- Alexander Pope'
 DC X'FE'
ML03245  EQU   *
 FC 'A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to'
 FC 'real money. -- Everett Dirksen'
 DC X'FE'
ML03246  EQU   *
 FC 'A bird in the hand is dead. -- Rhonda Boozer'
 DC X'FE'
ML03247  EQU   *
 FC 'A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03248  EQU   *
 FC 'A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03249  EQU   *
 FC 'A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose hard.'
 FC '-- Alex P. Keaton (Family Ties)'
 DC X'FE'
ML03250  EQU   *
 FC 'A bitter jest, when the satire comes too near the truth, leaves a'
 FC 'sharp sting behind. -- Tacitus'
 DC X'FE'
ML03251  EQU   *
 FC 'A bore - a person who lights up a room simply by leaving it.'
 FC '-- Laurence J. Peter'
 DC X'FE'
ML03252  EQU   *
 FC 'A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we'
 FC 'have enlightened him with ours.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03253  EQU   *
 FC 'A born loser is a door to door salesman who goes only to vacant'
 FC 'houses.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03254  EQU   *
 FC 'A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03255  EQU   *
 FC 'A brave man is sometimes a desperado; a bully is always a coward.'
 FC '-- Haliburton'
 DC X'FE'
ML03256  EQU   *
 FC 'A bridegroom is a guy who has lost his liberty in the pursuit of'
 FC 'happiness.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03257  EQU   *
 FC 'A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03258  EQU   *
 FC 'A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as'
 FC 'well as afterward.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03259  EQU   *
 FC 'A bureaucrat is a politician with tenure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03260  EQU   *
 FC 'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes'
 FC 'from the poor to protect them from each other.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03261  EQU   *
 FC 'A car is just a big purse on wheels. -- Johanna Reynolds'
 DC X'FE'
ML03262  EQU   *
 FC 'A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knowness.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03263  EQU   *
 FC 'A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03264  EQU   *
 FC 'A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn''t act that way'
 FC 'very often.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03265  EQU   *
 FC 'A chase always involves two parts: first breaking contact, second'
 FC 'the retiring action to divorce oneself from the incident.'
 FC '-- Robert A. Heinlein'
 DC X'FE'
ML03266  EQU   *
 FC 'A chicken doesn''t stop scratching just because the worms are'
 FC 'scarce. -- John Peers'
 DC X'FE'
ML03267  EQU   *
 FC 'A child is a person who can''t understand why someone would give'
 FC 'away a perfectly good kitten. -- Doug Larson'
 DC X'FE'
ML03268  EQU   *
 FC 'A child miseducated is a child lost. -- John F. Kennedy'
 DC X'FE'
ML03269  EQU   *
 FC 'A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you'
 FC 'soon. Avoid him. He''s a Commie.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03270  EQU   *
 FC 'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together'
 FC '-- Herbert Prochnow'
 DC X'FE'
ML03271  EQU   *
 FC 'A clean limerick is a contradiction in terms.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03272  EQU   *
 FC 'A clean, neat, and orderly work place is a sure sign of a sick'
 FC 'mind.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03273  EQU   *
 FC 'A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03274  EQU   *
 FC 'A closed mouth gathers no foot.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03275  EQU   *
 FC 'A clown is a clown and will always be a clown.'
 FC '-- Babbaluche the cobbler'
 DC X'FE'
ML03276  EQU   *
 FC 'A college education shows a man how little other people know.'
 FC '-- Haliburton'
 DC X'FE'
ML03277  EQU   *
 FC 'A column about errors will contain errors. -- Bill Gold'
 DC X'FE'
ML03278  EQU   *
 FC 'A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03279  EQU   *
 FC 'A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man'
 FC 'can do in an hour. -- Elbert Hubbard'
 DC X'FE'
ML03280  EQU   *
 FC 'A company is known by the men it keeps.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03281  EQU   *
 FC 'A component''s degree of reliability is directly proportional to'
 FC 'its ease of accessibility; i. e., the harder it is to get to, the'
 FC 'more often it breaks down. -- Jonathan Waddell'
 DC X'FE'
ML03282  EQU   *
 FC 'A compromise is the art of dividing the cake in such a way that'
 FC 'each one thinks he is getting the biggest piece.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03283  EQU   *
 FC 'A computer, to print out a fact,'
 FC 'Will divide, multiply, and subtract.'
 FC 'But this output can be'
 FC 'No more than debris,'
 FC 'If the input was short of exact. -- Gigo'
 DC X'FE'
ML03284  EQU   *
 FC 'A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of'
 FC 'thinking.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03285  EQU   *
 FC 'A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done'
 FC 'for the first time. -- Alfred E. Wiggam'
 DC X'FE'
ML03286  EQU   *
 FC 'A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has'
 FC 'never learned to walk. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt'
 DC X'FE'
ML03287  EQU   *
 FC 'A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03288  EQU   *
 FC 'A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of'
 FC 'paper. -- John M. Dyer'
 DC X'FE'
ML03289  EQU   *
 FC 'A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.'
 FC '-- Ben Franklin'
 DC X'FE'
ML03290  EQU   *
 FC 'A coup that is known in advance is a coup that does not take'
 FC 'place.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03291  EQU   *
 FC 'A cow eats without a knife.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03292  EQU   *
 FC 'A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.'
 FC '-- Marvin Kitman'
 DC X'FE'
ML03293  EQU   *
 FC 'A crusader''s wife slipped from the garrison'
 FC 'And had an affair with a Saracen.'
 FC 'She was not oversexed,'
 FC 'Or jealous or vexed,'
 FC 'She just wanted to make a comparison.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03294  EQU   *
 FC 'A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value'
 FC 'of nothing. -- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML03295  EQU   *
 FC 'A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a'
 FC 'coffin. -- H.L. Mencken'
 DC X'FE'
ML03296  EQU   *
 FC 'A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen'
 FC 'lantern. -- Edgar A. Shoaff'
 DC X'FE'
ML03297  EQU   *
 FC 'A cynic is one who will laugh at anything so long as it isn''t'
 FC 'funny.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03298  EQU   *
 FC 'A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?'
 DC X'FE'
ML03299  EQU   *
 FC 'A day without sunshine is like night.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03300  EQU   *
 FC 'A dead man cannot bite.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03301  EQU   *
 FC 'A deaf ear is the first symptom of a closed mind.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03302  EQU   *
 FC 'A Democratic nation, at least when organized to secure the'
 FC 'political rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness,'
 FC 'can be a large and populous nation. -- Michael Scully'
 DC X'FE'
ML03303  EQU   *
 FC 'A diamond is just a lump of coal that made good under pressure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03304  EQU   *
 FC 'A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a'
 FC 'way that you will look forward to the trip.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03305  EQU   *
 FC 'A diplomat''s life is made up of three things: protocol, Geritol,'
 FC 'and alcohol.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03306  EQU   *
 FC 'A dirty mind is a joy forever. -- Randy Kunkee'
 DC X'FE'
ML03307  EQU   *
 FC 'A disagreeable task is its own reward.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03308  EQU   *
 FC 'A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he'
 FC 'was eating his morning meal. "I would like to give you this'
 FC 'personality test", said the outsider, "because I want you to be'
 FC 'happy." Drescher took the paper that was offered him and'
 FC 'put it into the toaster -- "I wish the toaster to be happy too".'
 DC X'FE'
ML03309  EQU   *
 FC 'A diva who specializes in risque arias is an off-coloratura'
 FC 'soprano ...'
 DC X'FE'
ML03310  EQU   *
 FC 'A dog on the run can safely be kicked.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03311  EQU   *
 FC 'A dozen, a gross, and a score,'
 FC 'Plus three times the square root of four,'
 FC 'Divided by seven,'
 FC 'Plus five time eleven,'
 FC 'Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03312  EQU   *
 FC 'A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife'
 FC 'together. -- James H. Boren'
 DC X'FE'
ML03313  EQU   *
 FC 'A dull mind, once arriving at an inference that flatters a'
 FC 'desire, is rarely able to retain the impression that the notion'
 FC 'from which the inference started was purely problematic.'
 FC '-- George Eliot'
 DC X'FE'
ML03314  EQU   *
 FC 'A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03315  EQU   *
 FC 'A fair exterior is a silent recommendation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03316  EQU   *
 FC 'A fake fortune teller can be tolerated. But an authentic'
 FC 'soothsayer should be shot on sight.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03317  EQU   *
 FC 'A fake friend and a shadow attend only when the sun shines.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03318  EQU   *
 FC 'A falling body always rolls to the most inaccessible place.'
 FC '-- Theodore M. Bernstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML03319  EQU   *
 FC 'A fanatic is one who can''t change his mind and won''t change the'
 FC 'subject. -- Winston Churchill'
 DC X'FE'
ML03320  EQU   *
 FC 'A father is a banker provided by nature.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03321  EQU   *
 FC 'A fault recognized is half corrected.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03322  EQU   *
 FC 'A fellow-feeling makes one wondrous kind. -- Garrick'
 DC X'FE'
ML03323  EQU   *
 FC 'A few books are alright, like wine, but too much can be bad.'
 FC 'Books break down brains.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03324  EQU   *
 FC 'A fire eater must eat fire even if he has to kindle it himself.'
 FC '-- Salvor Hardin'
 DC X'FE'
ML03325  EQU   *
 FC 'A fit or anger is as fatal to dignity as a dose of arsenic to'
 FC 'life. -- Dr. Holland'
 DC X'FE'
ML03326  EQU   *
 FC 'A five minutes before the hour, a student will ask a question'
 FC 'requiring a ten minute answer. -- M. M. Johnston'
 DC X'FE'
ML03327  EQU   *
 FC 'A flattering painter, who made it his care to draw men as they'
 FC 'ought to be, not as they are. -- Oliver Goldsmith'
 DC X'FE'
ML03328  EQU   *
 FC 'A fool and his honey are soon parted.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03329  EQU   *
 FC 'A fool and his money are soon elected.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03330  EQU   *
 FC 'A fool in high station is like a man on the top of a high'
 FC 'mountain: everything appears small to him and he appears small to'
 FC 'everybody. -- Professor Leader W. Matsch'
 DC X'FE'
ML03331  EQU   *
 FC 'A fool, indeed, has great need of a title, It teaches men to call'
 FC 'him count and duke, And to forget his proper name of fool.'
 FC '-- Crowne'
 DC X'FE'
ML03332  EQU   *
 FC 'A fool must now and then be right by chance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03333  EQU   *
 FC 'A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge'
 FC 'block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn''t look'
 FC 'like an elephant.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03334  EQU   *
 FC 'A fool''s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into'
 FC 'superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.'
 FC '-- G. B. Shaw'
 DC X'FE'
ML03335  EQU   *
 FC 'A foot is a device for finding furniture in the dark.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03336  EQU   *
 FC 'A formal parsing algorithm should not always be used.'
 FC '-- D. Gries'
 DC X'FE'
ML03337  EQU   *
 FC 'A free people always has the right to dismiss its rulers--whom it'
 FC 'regards as its servants - at any time. -- Harry V. Jaffa'
 DC X'FE'
ML03338  EQU   *
 FC 'A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.'
 FC '-- Adlai Stevenson'
 DC X'FE'
ML03339  EQU   *
 FC 'A friend in need is a pest indeed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03340  EQU   *
 FC 'A friend is a friend; nothing can change that. -- Pete Townsend'
 DC X'FE'
ML03341  EQU   *
 FC 'A friend is a present you give yourself.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03342  EQU   *
 FC 'A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and'
 FC 'chasing women - all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03343  EQU   *
 FC 'A friend to everybody is a friend to nobody.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03344  EQU   *
 FC 'A friend will let you hold the ladder while he goes up on the'
 FC 'roof to install your new TV antenna, which is the biggest son of'
 FC 'a bitch you ever saw.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03345  EQU   *
 FC 'A friend will refrain from telling you he picked up the same'
 FC 'amount of life insurance coverage you did for the half the price'
 FC 'and his is non-cancelable.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03346  EQU   *
 FC 'A gen''ral sets his army in array In vain, unless he fight and win+
               '
 FC 'the day. -- Denham'
 DC X'FE'
ML03347  EQU   *
 FC 'A generation which ignores history has no past -- and no future.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03348  EQU   *
 FC 'A gentleman has ease without familiarity, is respectful without'
 FC 'meanness; genteel without affectation, insinuating without'
 FC 'seeming art. -- Chesterfield'
 DC X'FE'
ML03349  EQU   *
 FC 'A gentleman is a man who can support his own weight on his hands.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03350  EQU   *
 FC 'A girl''s best friend is her mutter.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03351  EQU   *
 FC 'A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet'
 FC '(sort of).'
 DC X'FE'
ML03352  EQU   *
 FC 'A God alone can comprehend a God. -- Young'
 DC X'FE'
ML03353  EQU   *
 FC 'A good book is the precious life-blood of a master spirit,'
 FC 'embalmed and treasured up on purpose to a life beyond life.'
 FC '-- Milton'
 DC X'FE'
ML03354  EQU   *
 FC 'A good boss is someone who takes a little more than her share of'
 FC 'the blame and a little less than her share of the credit.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03355  EQU   *
 FC 'A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.'
 FC '-- Else Schiaparelli'
 DC X'FE'
ML03356  EQU   *
 FC 'A good dinner sharpens wit, while it softens the heart.'
 FC '-- Doran'
 DC X'FE'
ML03357  EQU   *
 FC 'A good imitation is the most perfect originality. -- Voltaire'
 DC X'FE'
ML03358  EQU   *
 FC 'A good leader inspires others with confidence in him; a great'
 FC 'leader inspires them with confidence in themselves.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03359  EQU   *
 FC 'A good memory does not equal pale ink.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03360  EQU   *
 FC 'A good name will wear out; a bad one may be turned; a nickname'
 FC 'lasts forever. -- Zimmerman'
 DC X'FE'
ML03361  EQU   *
 FC 'A good neighbor is one who will watch your vacation slides all'
 FC 'evening without telling you that he has been there.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03362  EQU   *
 FC 'A good place to start is where you are. -- Charles Wolf, Jr.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03363  EQU   *
 FC 'A good reputation is more valuable than money.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03364  EQU   *
 FC 'A good teacher has been defined as one who makes himself'
 FC 'progressively unnecessary. -- Thomas J. Carruthers'
 DC X'FE'
ML03365  EQU   *
 FC 'A good word is an easy obligation, but not to speak ill, requires'
 FC 'only our silence, which costs us nothing. -- Tillotson'
 DC X'FE'
ML03366  EQU   *
 FC 'A good workman is known by his tools.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03367  EQU   *
 FC 'A goodly apple rotten at the heart; O, what a goodly outside'
 FC 'falsehood hath! -- Shakespeare'
 DC X'FE'
ML03368  EQU   *
 FC 'A grave, wherever found, preaches a short and pithy sermon to the'
 FC 'soul. -- Hawthorne'
 DC X'FE'
ML03369  EQU   *
 FC 'A gray eye is still and sly; A rougish eye is the brown; The eye'
 FC 'of blue is ever true; But in the black eye''s sparkling spell'
 FC 'Mystery and mischief dwell.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03370  EQU   *
 FC 'A great fortune is a great slavery. -- Seneca'
 DC X'FE'
ML03371  EQU   *
 FC 'A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely'
 FC 'rearranging their prejudices. - William James'
 DC X'FE'
ML03372  EQU   *
 FC 'A great source of error is the judging of events by abstract'
 FC 'calculations, which though geometrically true are false as they'
 FC 'relate to the concerns of beings governed more by passions and'
 FC 'prejudice than by an enlightened sense of their interests.'
 FC '-- Alexander Hamilton'
 DC X'FE'
ML03373  EQU   *
 FC 'A guy has to get fresh once in a while so the girl doesn''t lose'
 FC 'her confidence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03374  EQU   *
 FC 'A habit of sneering marks the egotist, or the fool, or the knave,'
 FC 'or all three. -- Lavater'
 DC X'FE'
ML03375  EQU   *
 FC 'A half moon is better than no moon at all.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03376  EQU   *
 FC 'A halt on the journey, a rest, a drink from the well, and the'
 FC 'caravan moves on at the setting of the stars.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03377  EQU   *
 FC 'A handful of bees is worth more than a sackful of flies.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03378  EQU   *
 FC 'A hangover....The wrath of grapes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03379  EQU   *
 FC 'A heart unspotted is not easily daunted. -- Shakespeare'
 DC X'FE'
ML03380  EQU   *
 FC 'A hen is only an egg''s way of making another egg.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03381  EQU   *
 FC 'A hollow voice says, "plugh".'
 DC X'FE'
ML03382  EQU   *
 FC 'A house is never perfectly furnished for enjoyment, unless there'
 FC 'is a child in it rising three years old, and a kitten rising six'
 FC 'weeks. -- Southey'
 DC X'FE'
ML03383  EQU   *
 FC 'A hundred mouths, a hundred tongues, And throats of brass,'
 FC 'inspired with iron lungs. -- Virgil'
 DC X'FE'
ML03384  EQU   *
 FC 'A journalist is a grumbler, a censurer, a giver of advice, a'
 FC 'regent of sovereigns, a tutor of nations. Four hostile newspapers'
 FC 'are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets. -- Napoleon Bonapa+
               rte'
 DC X'FE'
ML03385  EQU   *
 FC 'A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03386  EQU   *
 FC 'A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03387  EQU   *
 FC 'A kick, that scarce would move a horse may kill a sound divine.'
 FC '-- Cowper'
 DC X'FE'
ML03388  EQU   *
 FC 'A king that would not feel his crown too heavy for him, must wear'
 FC 'it every day; but if he think it too light, he knoweth not of'
 FC 'what metal it is made. -- Bacon'
 DC X'FE'
ML03389  EQU   *
 FC 'A King''s castle is his home.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03390  EQU   *
 FC 'A lady that doesn''t change her mind doesn''t have one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03391  EQU   *
 FC 'A lady with one of her ears applied'
 FC 'To an open keyhole heard, inside,'
 FC 'Two female gossips in converse free --'
 FC 'The subject engaging them was she.'
 FC '"I think", said one, "and my husband thinks'
 FC 'That she''s a prying, inquisitive minx!"'
 FC 'As soon as no more of it she could hear'
 FC 'The lady, indignant, removed her ear.'
 FC '"I will not stay," she said with a pout,'
 FC '"To hear my character lied about!"'
 FC '-- Gopete Sherany'
 DC X'FE'
ML03392  EQU   *
 FC 'A language that doesn''t affect the way you think about'
 FC 'programming is not worth knowing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03393  EQU   *
 FC 'A language that doesn''t have everything is actually easier to'
 FC 'program in than some that do. - Dennis M. Ritchie'
 DC X'FE'
ML03394  EQU   *
 FC 'A large dog will have a surprising effect on your life.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03395  EQU   *
 FC 'A large number of installed systems work by fiat. That is, they'
 FC 'work by being declared to work.'
 FC '-- Anatol Holt'
 DC X'FE'
ML03396  EQU   *
 FC 'A Law of Computer Programming: Make it possible for programmers'
 FC 'to write in English and you will find the programmers cannot'
 FC 'write in English.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03397  EQU   *
 FC 'A leader is best when people barely know he exists ... When his'
 FC 'work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say, "We did this'
 FC 'ourselves. -- Lao-Tse'
 DC X'FE'
ML03398  EQU   *
 FC 'A legend in my own mind.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03399  EQU   *
 FC 'A lesson once learned is so hard to forget... - Sting'
 DC X'FE'
ML03400  EQU   *
 FC 'A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to'
 FC 'be a communist.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03401  EQU   *
 FC 'A lie in time saves nine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03402  EQU   *
 FC 'A lie should be trampled on and extinguished wherever found. I am'
 FC 'for fumigating the atmosphere, when I suspect that falsehood,'
 FC 'like pestilence, breathes around me. -- Carlyle'
 DC X'FE'
ML03403  EQU   *
 FC 'A light heart lives long. -- Shakespeare'
 DC X'FE'
ML03404  EQU   *
 FC 'A light supper, a good night''s sleep and a fine morning have'
 FC 'often made a hero out of the same man, who, by indigestion, a'
 FC 'restless night and a rainy morning would have proved a coward.'
 FC '-- Chesterfield'
 DC X'FE'
ML03405  EQU   *
 FC 'A light wife doth make a heavy husband.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03406  EQU   *
 FC 'A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing'
 FC 'possibility.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03407  EQU   *
 FC 'A limerick packs laughs anatomical'
 FC 'Into space that is quite economical.'
 FC 'But the good ones I''ve seen'
 FC 'So seldom are clean,'
 FC 'And the clean ones so seldom are comical.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03408  EQU   *
 FC 'A lion among ladies is a most fearful thing; for there is not a'
 FC 'more fearful wild-fowl than your lion living. -- Shakespeare'
 DC X'FE'
ML03409  EQU   *
 FC 'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of'
 FC 'nothing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03410  EQU   *
 FC 'A little ambiguity never hurt anyone. -- Charles Suhor'
 DC X'FE'
ML03411  EQU   *
 FC 'A little caution outflanks a large cavalry. -- Bismarck'
 DC X'FE'
ML03412  EQU   *
 FC 'A little help at the right time is better than a lot of help at'
 FC 'the wrong time. -- Tevye'
 DC X'FE'
ML03413  EQU   *
 FC 'A little humility is arrogance. -- Bill Gray'
 DC X'FE'
ML03414  EQU   *
 FC 'A little learning is a dangerous thing! -- Alexander Pope'
 DC X'FE'
ML03415  EQU   *
 FC 'A little neglect may breed great mischief'
 DC X'FE'
ML03416  EQU   *
 FC 'A little philosophy inclineth man''s mind to atheism, but depth of+
               '
 FC 'philosophy bringeth a man''s mind about to religion. -- Bacon'
 DC X'FE'
ML03417  EQU   *
 FC 'A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it'
 FC 'is absolutely fatal. -- Oscare Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML03418  EQU   *
 FC 'A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03419  EQU   *
 FC 'A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.'
 FC 'I believe everything positively stinks. -- Lew Col'
 DC X'FE'
ML03420  EQU   *
 FC 'A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.'
 FC 'I believe everything positively stinks.'
 FC '-- Lew Col'
 DC X'FE'
ML03421  EQU   *
 FC 'A lot of what appears to be progress is just so much'
 FC 'technological rococo. -- Bill Gray'
 DC X'FE'
ML03422  EQU   *
 FC 'A lover''s like a hunter--if the game be got with too much ease he+
               '
 FC 'cares not for''t. -- Mead'
 DC X'FE'
ML03423  EQU   *
 FC 'A man, a plan, a canal. Suez!'
 DC X'FE'
ML03424  EQU   *
 FC 'A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off'
 FC 'more than he can chew. -- Herb Caen'
 DC X'FE'
ML03425  EQU   *
 FC 'A man can fracture his pride in a fall over his own bluff.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03426  EQU   *
 FC 'A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still.'
 FC '-- Butler'
 DC X'FE'
ML03427  EQU   *
 FC 'A man devoid of religion, is like a horse without a bridle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03428  EQU   *
 FC 'A man forgives only when he is in the wrong.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03429  EQU   *
 FC 'A man has no more right to say an uncivil thing, than to act one;'
 FC 'no more right to say a rude thing to another, than to knock him'
 FC 'down. -- Johnson'
 DC X'FE'
ML03430  EQU   *
 FC 'A man he seems of cheerful yesterdays and confident tomorrows.'
 FC '-- Wordsworth'
 DC X'FE'
ML03431  EQU   *
 FC 'A man in passion rides a mad horse.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03432  EQU   *
 FC 'A man is never astonished that he doesn''t know what another does,+
               '
 FC 'but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not'
 FC 'knowing what he does. -- Haliburton'
 DC X'FE'
ML03433  EQU   *
 FC 'A man must first govern himself ere he be fit to govern a family,'
 FC 'and his family ere he fit to bear the government in the'
 FC 'commonwealth. -- Sir Walter Raliegh'
 DC X'FE'
ML03434  EQU   *
 FC 'A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he'
 FC 'describes another''s. -- Jean Paul Richter'
 DC X'FE'
ML03435  EQU   *
 FC 'A man said to the universe, "Sir, I exist." "However," replied'
 FC 'the universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of'
 FC 'obligation." -- Stephen Crane'
 DC X'FE'
ML03436  EQU   *
 FC 'A man should be careful never to tell tales of himself to his own'
 FC 'disadvantage; people may be amused, and laugh at the time, but'
 FC 'they will be remembered, and brought up against him upon some'
 FC 'subsequent occasion. -- Johnson'
 DC X'FE'
ML03437  EQU   *
 FC 'A man should be greater than some of his parts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03438  EQU   *
 FC 'A man should choose a woman and an ox from his own country.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03439  EQU   *
 FC 'A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong,'
 FC 'which is but saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than'
 FC 'he was yesterday. -- Pope'
 DC X'FE'
ML03440  EQU   *
 FC 'A man should not allow himself to hate even his enemies, because'
 FC 'if you indulge this passion on some occasions, it will rise of'
 FC 'itself in others; if you hate your enemies, you will contract'
 FC 'such a vicious habit of mind, as by degrees will break out upon'
 FC 'those who are your friends, of those who are indifferent to you.'
 FC '-- Plutarch'
 DC X'FE'
ML03441  EQU   *
 FC 'A man who can''t mind his own business is not to be trusted with'
 FC 'the king''s. -- Saville'
 DC X'FE'
ML03442  EQU   *
 FC 'A man who checks out of the express lane with seven items is the'
 FC 'same man who will wear Supp-Hose and park in the Reserved for'
 FC 'Handicapped spaces. -- Erma Bombeck'
 DC X'FE'
ML03443  EQU   *
 FC 'A man who cries is capable of any evil.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03444  EQU   *
 FC 'A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in'
 FC 'etruscan bonds.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03445  EQU   *
 FC 'A man who is always forgetting his best intentions may be said to'
 FC 'be a thorough fare of good resolutions. -- Mrs. Jameson'
 DC X'FE'
ML03446  EQU   *
 FC 'A man who knows the world will not only make the most of'
 FC 'everything he does know, but of many things that he does not'
 FC 'know; and will gain more credit by his adroit mode of hiding his'
 FC 'ignorance than the pendant by his awkward attempt to exhibit his'
 FC 'erudition. -- Colton'
 DC X'FE'
ML03447  EQU   *
 FC 'A man who studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green.'
 FC '-- Francis Bacon'
 DC X'FE'
ML03448  EQU   *
 FC 'A man who turns green has eschewed protein.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03449  EQU   *
 FC 'A man with one watch knows what time it is, with two watches he'
 FC 'is never sure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03450  EQU   *
 FC 'A man without a god is like a fish without a bicycle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03451  EQU   *
 FC 'A man without a woman is like a fish out of water.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03452  EQU   *
 FC 'A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03453  EQU   *
 FC 'A man''s dying is more the survivors'' affair than his own.'
 FC '-- Thomas Mann'
 DC X'FE'
ML03454  EQU   *
 FC 'A man''s errors are what makes him amiable. -- Goethe'
 DC X'FE'
ML03455  EQU   *
 FC 'A man''s horse sense deserts him when he''s feeling his oats.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03456  EQU   *
 FC 'A man''s house is his castle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03457  EQU   *
 FC 'A man''s house is his hassle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03458  EQU   *
 FC 'A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.'
 FC 'A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect'
 FC 'the writer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03459  EQU   *
 FC 'A mind is a terrible thing to have leaking out your ears.'
 FC '-- The League of Sadistic Telepaths'
 DC X'FE'
ML03460  EQU   *
 FC 'A misguided platypus will lay its eggs in your shorts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03461  EQU   *
 FC 'A moose once bit my sister.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03462  EQU   *
 FC 'A morsel of genuine history is a thing so rare as to be always'
 FC 'valuable. -- Thomas Jefferson'
 DC X'FE'
ML03463  EQU   *
 FC 'A motion to adjourn is always in order.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03464  EQU   *
 FC 'A narrow mind has a broad tongue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03465  EQU   *
 FC 'A narrow place is cavernous to the narrow minded.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03466  EQU   *
 FC 'A new koan:'
 FC 'If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.'
 FC 'If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you.'
 FC 'It is an ice cream koan.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03467  EQU   *
 FC 'A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from'
 FC 'Mary. Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a'
 FC '"round tuit" now has no excuse for further procrastination.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03468  EQU   *
 FC 'A paradox can be paradoctered.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03469  EQU   *
 FC 'A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03470  EQU   *
 FC 'A penny for your thoughts...Twenty bucks to act them out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03471  EQU   *
 FC 'A penny saved is ridiculous.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03472  EQU   *
 FC 'A person who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be'
 FC 'safely called a liberal.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03473  EQU   *
 FC 'A physicist is an atoms way of knowing about atoms.'
 FC '-- George Wald'
 DC X'FE'
ML03474  EQU   *
 FC 'A pig is a jolly companion,'
 FC 'Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt --'
 FC 'A pig is a pal, who''ll boost your morale,'
 FC 'Though mountains may topple and tilt.'
 FC 'When they''ve blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you,'
 FC 'When they''ve turned on you, Tory and Whig,'
 FC 'Though you may be thrown over by Tabby and Rover,'
 FC 'You''ll never go wrong with a pig, a pig,'
 FC 'You''ll never go wrong with a pig!'
 FC '-- Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity''s Rainbow"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03475  EQU   *
 FC 'A plucked goose doesn''t lay golden eggs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03476  EQU   *
 FC 'A practical nurse is one who falls in love with a wealthy'
 FC 'patient.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03477  EQU   *
 FC 'A present, over which you will shed tears of joy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03478  EQU   *
 FC 'A priest asked: What is Fate, Master?'
 FC 'And he answered: It is that which gives a beast of burden its'
 FC 'reason for existence. It is that which men in former times had'
 FC 'to bear upon their backs. It is that which has caused nations to'
 FC 'build byways from City to City upon which carts and coaches pass,'
 FC 'and alongside which inns have come to be built to stave off'
 FC 'Hunger, Thirst and Weariness.'
 FC 'And that is Fate? said the priest.'
 FC 'Fate ... I thought you said Freight, responded the Master.'
 FC 'That''s all right, said the priest. I wanted to know what Freight'
 FC 'was too.     -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03479  EQU   *
 FC 'A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he'
 FC 'came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a'
 FC 'rope. "That''s what I like to see", said the priest, "A man'
 FC 'helping his fellow man".'
 FC 'As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other,'
 FC '"Well, he sure doesn''t know the first thing about shark fishing."+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML03480  EQU   *
 FC 'A private sin is not so prejudicial in the world as a public'
 FC 'indecency.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03481  EQU   *
 FC 'A professor is one who talks in someone else''s sleep.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03482  EQU   *
 FC 'A programmer is a person who passes as an exacting expert on the'
 FC 'basis of being able to turn out, after innumerable punching, an'
 FC 'infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with'
 FC 'micrometric preciseness from vague assumptions based on debatable'
 FC 'figures taken from inconclusive documents and carried out on'
 FC 'instruments of problematical accuracy by persons of dubious'
 FC 'reliability and questionable mentality for the avowed purpose of'
 FC 'annoying and confounding a hopelessly defenseless department that'
 FC 'was unfortunate enough to ask for the information in the first'
 FC 'place. -- IEEE Grid newsmagazine'
 DC X'FE'
ML03483  EQU   *
 FC 'A project not worth doing at all is not worth doing well.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03484  EQU   *
 FC 'A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers'
 FC 'that your wife will give you for free.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03485  EQU   *
 FC 'A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party; there is'
 FC 'no battle unless there be two. -- Seneca'
 DC X'FE'
ML03486  EQU   *
 FC 'A race track is the only place to find windows that clean people.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03487  EQU   *
 FC 'A real christian is the person who can give his pet parrot to the'
 FC 'town gossip.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03488  EQU   *
 FC 'A real loser is one who moved into a new neighborhood and got run'
 FC 'over by the welcome wagon.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03489  EQU   *
 FC 'A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and'
 FC 'rejoices that the system works.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03490  EQU   *
 FC 'A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good'
 FC 'reason and the real reason.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03491  EQU   *
 FC 'A recent study has found that concentrating on difficult'
 FC 'off-screen objects, such as the faces of loved ones, causes eye'
 FC 'strain in computer scientists. Researchers into the phenomenon'
 FC 'cite the added concentration needed to "make sense" of such'
 FC 'unnatural three dimensional objects...'
 DC X'FE'
ML03492  EQU   *
 FC 'A relationship is like a shark. It has to keep moving forward or'
 FC 'it dies.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03493  EQU   *
 FC 'A reverence for life does not require one to respect nature''s'
 FC 'obvious mistakes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03494  EQU   *
 FC 'A right is not what someone gives you; it''s what no one can take'
 FC 'from you. -- Ramsey Clark'
 DC X'FE'
ML03495  EQU   *
 FC 'A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man'
 FC 'contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral.'
 FC '-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery'
 DC X'FE'
ML03496  EQU   *
 FC 'A rolling stone gathers momentum.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03497  EQU   *
 FC 'A rolling stone gathers no moss.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03498  EQU   *
 FC 'A rolling stone never boils.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03499  EQU   *
 FC 'A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03500  EQU   *
 FC 'A Severe Strain on the Credulity'
 FC 'As a method of sending a missile to the higher, and even to the'
 FC 'highest parts of the earth''s atmospheric envelope, Professor'
 FC 'Goddard''s rocket is a practicable and therefore promising device.+
               '
 FC 'It is when one considers the multiple-charge rocket as a traveler'
 FC 'to the moon that one begins to doubt ... for after the rocket'
 FC 'quits our air and really starts on its journey, its flight would'
 FC 'be neither accelerated nor maintained by the explosion of the'
 FC 'charges it then might have left. Professor Goddard, with his'
 FC '"chair" in Clark College and countenancing of the Smithsonian'
 FC 'Institution, does not know the relation of action to re-action,'
 FC 'and of the need to have something better than a vacuum against'
 FC 'which to react ... Of course he only seems to lack the knowledge'
 FC 'ladled out daily in high schools.'
 FC '-- New York Times Editorial, 1920'
 DC X'FE'
ML03501  EQU   *
 FC 'A shortcut is the longest path between two points.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03502  EQU   *
 FC 'A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a clean desk.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03503  EQU   *
 FC 'A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the'
 FC 'blackboard -- Prof. Steiner'
 DC X'FE'
ML03504  EQU   *
 FC 'A small date stump props up the water jar.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03505  EQU   *
 FC 'A small deed is better than the greatest intention.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03506  EQU   *
 FC 'A smile is a powerful weapon - you can even break ice with it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03507  EQU   *
 FC 'A smile is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it'
 FC 'in one spot.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03508  EQU   *
 FC 'A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03509  EQU   *
 FC 'A smooth lie is better than a distorted truth.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03510  EQU   *
 FC 'A snake lurks in the grass.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03511  EQU   *
 FC 'A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he'
 FC 'was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.'
 FC '-- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML03512  EQU   *
 FC 'A sponge to wipe out the past, a rose to make the present sweet,'
 FC 'and a kiss to salute the future.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03513  EQU   *
 FC 'A stitch in time saves nine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03514  EQU   *
 FC 'A strainer is none the worse for having another hole.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03515  EQU   *
 FC 'A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an'
 FC 'exam.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03516  EQU   *
 FC 'A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels'
 FC 'chilly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03517  EQU   *
 FC 'A theory is better than its explanation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03518  EQU   *
 FC 'A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03519  EQU   *
 FC 'A thing not worth doing isn''t worth doing well.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03520  EQU   *
 FC 'A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but'
 FC 'abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of'
 FC 'others. -- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML03521  EQU   *
 FC 'A town''s gate can be shut, a fool''s mouth, never.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03522  EQU   *
 FC 'A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the'
 FC 'fuse by blowing first.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03523  EQU   *
 FC 'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03524  EQU   *
 FC 'A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses'
 FC 'interest in students. -- John Ciardi'
 DC X'FE'
ML03525  EQU   *
 FC 'A very intelligent turtle'
 FC 'Found programming UNIX a hurdle;'
 FC 'The system, you see,'
 FC 'Ran as slow as did he,'
 FC 'And that''s not saying much for the turtle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03526  EQU   *
 FC 'A violent man will die a violent death.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03527  EQU   *
 FC 'A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03528  EQU   *
 FC 'A watched pot gathers no moss.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03529  EQU   *
 FC 'A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice'
 FC 'without getting nervous.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03530  EQU   *
 FC 'A well-known friend is a treasure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03531  EQU   *
 FC 'A wise man can see more from a the bottom of a well than a fool'
 FC 'can from a mountain top.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03532  EQU   *
 FC 'A wise person makes his own decisions, a weak one obeys public'
 FC 'opinion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03533  EQU   *
 FC 'A wise woman is one who has a great deal to say, and remains'
 FC 'silent.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03534  EQU   *
 FC 'A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire'
 DC X'FE'
ML03535  EQU   *
 FC 'A woman takes off her claim to respect along with her garments.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03536  EQU   *
 FC 'A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03537  EQU   *
 FC 'A word to the wise is enough.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03538  EQU   *
 FC 'A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one'
 FC 'believe in God.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03539  EQU   *
 FC 'A young man is the king of every kingdom that he sees.'
 FC '-- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML03540  EQU   *
 FC 'A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive'
 DC X'FE'
ML03541  EQU   *
 FC 'Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03542  EQU   *
 FC 'Ability is nearly always accompanied by humility.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03543  EQU   *
 FC 'About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the'
 FC 'ends. -- Herbert Hoover'
 DC X'FE'
ML03544  EQU   *
 FC 'Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the'
 FC 'small, it enkindles the great. -- Comte De Bussy-Rabutin'
 DC X'FE'
ML03545  EQU   *
 FC 'Absence makes the heart grow fonder.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03546  EQU   *
 FC 'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances;'
 DC X'FE'
ML03547  EQU   *
 FC 'Absentee, n.:'
 FC 'A person with an income who has had the forethought to'
 FC 'remove himself from the sphere of exaction.'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03548  EQU   *
 FC 'Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying'
 FC 'himself a pleasure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03549  EQU   *
 FC 'Abstention makes the heart grow fonder.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03550  EQU   *
 FC 'Absurdity: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with'
 FC 'one''s own opinion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03551  EQU   *
 FC 'Accident: a condition in which presence of mind is good, but'
 FC 'absence of body is better.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03552  EQU   *
 FC 'Accidents will happen, it''s only thick and thin.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03553  EQU   *
 FC 'Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.'
 FC '-- Charles Dickens'
 DC X'FE'
ML03554  EQU   *
 FC 'According to my best recollection, I don''t remember.'
 FC '-- Vincent "Jimmy Blue Eyes" Alo'
 DC X'FE'
ML03555  EQU   *
 FC 'According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics'
 FC 'are totally worthless.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03556  EQU   *
 FC 'Accordion: a bagpipe with pleats.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03557  EQU   *
 FC 'Accuracy: the vice of being right.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03558  EQU   *
 FC 'Acid -- better living through chemistry.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03559  EQU   *
 FC 'Acid consumes 47% times its weight in excess reality.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03560  EQU   *
 FC 'Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from,'
 FC 'but not well enough to lend to. -- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML03561  EQU   *
 FC 'Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from'
 FC 'coughing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03562  EQU   *
 FC 'Actor: I''m a smash hit. Why, yesterday during the last act, I had+
               '
 FC 'everyone glued in their seats!'
 FC 'Oliver Herford: Wonderful! Wonderful! Clever of you to think of'
 FC 'it!'
 DC X'FE'
ML03563  EQU   *
 FC 'ADA, n.: Something you need only know the name of to be an'
 FC 'Expert in Computing. Useful in sentences like, "We had better'
 FC 'develop an ADA awareness."'
 DC X'FE'
ML03564  EQU   *
 FC 'Adapt. Enjoy. Survive.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03565  EQU   *
 FC 'Adde parvum parvo magnus acervus erit.'
 FC 'ÝAdd little to little and there will be a big pile.¨ - OVID'
 DC X'FE'
ML03566  EQU   *
 FC 'Adding manpower to a late software project only makes it later.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03567  EQU   *
 FC 'Admiration: our polite recognition of another''s resemblance to'
 FC 'ourselves.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03568  EQU   *
 FC 'Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03569  EQU   *
 FC 'Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them how to'
 FC 'look like you ... -- Gilda Radner'
 DC X'FE'
ML03570  EQU   *
 FC 'Adore: To venerate expectantly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03571  EQU   *
 FC 'Adult: one old enough to know better.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03572  EQU   *
 FC 'Advancement in position.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03573  EQU   *
 FC 'Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper'
 FC '-- Thomas Jefferson'
 DC X'FE'
ML03574  EQU   *
 FC 'Advice is a dangerous gift; be cautious about giving and'
 FC 'receiving it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03575  EQU   *
 FC 'After all, all he did was string together a lot of old,'
 FC 'well-known quotations. -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare'
 DC X'FE'
ML03576  EQU   *
 FC 'After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03577  EQU   *
 FC 'After all, what is your hosts'' purpose in having a party? Surely'
 FC 'not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose,'
 FC 'they''d have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by+
               '
 FC 'taxi. -- P. J. O''Rourke'
 DC X'FE'
ML03578  EQU   *
 FC 'After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be'
 FC 'found on the bench.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03579  EQU   *
 FC 'After Goliath''s defeat, giants ceased to command respect.'
 FC '-- Freeman Dyson'
 DC X'FE'
ML03580  EQU   *
 FC 'After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven.'
 FC 'As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought,'
 FC 'and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear,'
 FC 'is soon to be created." "This is true," He replied. "He will'
 FC 'need laws," said the Demon slyly. "What! You, his appointed'
 FC 'Enemy for all Time! You ask for the right to make his laws?"'
 FC '"Oh, no!" Satan replied, "I ask only that he be allowed to make'
 FC 'his own." It was so granted.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03581  EQU   *
 FC 'After I run your program, let''s make love like crazed weasels,'
 FC 'OK?'
 DC X'FE'
ML03582  EQU   *
 FC 'After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an'
 FC 'access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover'
 FC 'has been removed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03583  EQU   *
 FC 'After the solution screws up the project, all those who initially'
 FC 'endorsed it will say, "I wish I had voiced my reservations at the'
 FC 'time."'
 DC X'FE'
ML03584  EQU   *
 FC 'Afternoon very favorable for romance. Try a single person for a'
 FC 'change.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03585  EQU   *
 FC 'Afternoon: that part of the day we spend worrying about how we'
 FC 'wasted the morning.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03586  EQU   *
 FC 'Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety:'
 FC 'other women cloy the appetites they feed; but she makes hungry'
 FC 'where she most satisfies. -- W. Shakespeare'
 DC X'FE'
ML03587  EQU   *
 FC 'Age isn''t important unless you`re a cheese.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03588  EQU   *
 FC 'Ahah!'
 DC X'FE'
ML03589  EQU   *
 FC 'Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03590  EQU   *
 FC 'Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03591  EQU   *
 FC 'AI hackers do it with robots.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03592  EQU   *
 FC 'Ain''t no livin in a perfect world, there ain''t no perfect world'
 FC 'anyway. -- Huey Lewis and the News.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03593  EQU   *
 FC 'Air is water with holes in it'
 DC X'FE'
ML03594  EQU   *
 FC 'Air is water with holes in it'
 DC X'FE'
ML03595  EQU   *
 FC 'Alas, how love can trifle with itself!'
 DC X'FE'
ML03596  EQU   *
 FC 'Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see,'
 FC 'wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his'
 FC 'tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you'
 FC 'understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you'
 FC 'send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference'
 FC 'is that there is no cat.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03597  EQU   *
 FC 'Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall,'
 FC 'Aleph-null bottles of beer,'
 FC 'You take one down, and pass it around,'
 FC 'Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03598  EQU   *
 FC 'Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still'
 FC 'waiting for a dial tone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03599  EQU   *
 FC 'Alia jacta est. (The die is cast.) -- Julius Caesar after'
 FC 'crossing the Rubicon'
 DC X'FE'
ML03600  EQU   *
 FC 'Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03601  EQU   *
 FC 'Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one'
 FC 'of them keeps paying for it. -- Peggy Joyce'
 DC X'FE'
ML03602  EQU   *
 FC 'All art is but imitation of nature.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03603  EQU   *
 FC 'All art is quite useless.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03604  EQU   *
 FC 'All Bibles are man-made. -- Thomas Edison'
 DC X'FE'
ML03605  EQU   *
 FC 'All extremists should be taken out and shot.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03606  EQU   *
 FC 'All God''s children are not beautiful. Most of God''s children'
 FC 'are, in fact, barely presentable. -- Fran Lebowitz'
 DC X'FE'
ML03607  EQU   *
 FC 'All great discoveries are made by accident.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03608  EQU   *
 FC 'All hope abandon, ye who enter here.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03609  EQU   *
 FC 'All I ask is a chance to prove that money can''t make me happy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03610  EQU   *
 FC 'All I ask is a chance to prove that money can''t make me happy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03611  EQU   *
 FC 'All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own'
 FC 'importance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03612  EQU   *
 FC 'All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own'
 FC 'importance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03613  EQU   *
 FC 'All I kin say is when you finds yo''self wanderin'' in a peach'
 FC 'orchard, ya don''t go lookin'' for rutabagas. -- Kingfish'
 DC X'FE'
ML03614  EQU   *
 FC 'All I need is a miracle. - Mike && the Mechanics'
 DC X'FE'
ML03615  EQU   *
 FC 'All is well that ends well.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03616  EQU   *
 FC 'All kings is mostly rapscallions. -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML03617  EQU   *
 FC 'All laws are basically false.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03618  EQU   *
 FC 'All looks yellow to jaundiced eye.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03619  EQU   *
 FC 'All machines are amplifiers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03620  EQU   *
 FC 'All marriages are happy - it''s the living together afterward that+
               '
 FC 'causes all the problems.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03621  EQU   *
 FC 'All men know the utility of useful things, but not know the'
 FC 'utility of futility.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03622  EQU   *
 FC 'All my friends and I are crazy. That''s the only thing that keeps'
 FC 'us sane.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03623  EQU   *
 FC 'All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been'
 FC 'more specific. -- Jane Wagner'
 DC X'FE'
ML03624  EQU   *
 FC 'All people smile in the same language.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03625  EQU   *
 FC 'All programmers are optimists. Perhaps this modern sorcery'
 FC 'especially attracts those who believe in happy endings and fairy'
 FC 'godmothers. Perhaps the hundreds of nitty frustrations drive'
 FC 'away all but those who habitually focus on the end goal. Perhaps'
 FC 'it is merely that computers are young, programmers are younger,'
 FC 'and the young are always optimists. But however the selection'
 FC 'process works, the result is indisputable: "This time it will'
 FC 'surely run," or "I just found the last bug."'
 FC '-- Frederick Brooks, Jr., The Mythical Man Month'
 DC X'FE'
ML03626  EQU   *
 FC 'All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy'
 FC 'actors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03627  EQU   *
 FC 'All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part'
 FC 'of every organism to live beyond its income.'
 FC '-- Samuel Butler'
 DC X'FE'
ML03628  EQU   *
 FC 'All that glitters has a high refractive index.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03629  EQU   *
 FC 'All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you'
 FC 'can, too, provided you use them for business purposes. For'
 FC 'example, if you subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, a'
 FC 'business-related newspaper, you can deduct the cost of your'
 FC 'house, because, in the words of U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice'
 FC 'Warren Burger in a landmark 1979 tax decision: "Where else are'
 FC 'you going to read the paper? Outside? What if it rains?"'
 FC '-- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03630  EQU   *
 FC 'All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03631  EQU   *
 FC 'All the worlds a stage and most people can''t act!'
 DC X'FE'
ML03632  EQU   *
 FC 'All things are possible except skiing thru a revolving door.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03633  EQU   *
 FC 'All trends towards chaos.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03634  EQU   *
 FC 'All true wisdom is found on t-shirts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03635  EQU   *
 FC 'All we are given is possibilities -- to make ourselves one thing'
 FC 'or another. -- Ortega y Gasset'
 DC X'FE'
ML03636  EQU   *
 FC 'All we are is dust in the wind. -- Kansas'
 DC X'FE'
ML03637  EQU   *
 FC 'All you have to do to see the accuracy of my thesis is look'
 FC 'around you. Look, in particular, at the people who, like you,'
 FC 'are making average incomes for doing average jobs -- bank vice'
 FC 'presidents, insurance salesman, auditors, secretaries of defense'
 FC '-- and you''ll realize they all dress the same way, essentially'
 FC 'the way the mannequins in the Sears menswear department dress.'
 FC 'Now look at the real successes, the people who make a lot more'
 FC 'money than you -- Elton John, Captain Kangaroo, anybody from'
 FC 'Saudi Arabia, Big Bird, and so on. They all dress funny -- and'
 FC 'they all succeed. Are you catching on?'
 FC '-- Dave Barry, "How to Dress for Real Success"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03638  EQU   *
 FC 'Allah gives dried beans to eat to him who has no teeth left.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03639  EQU   *
 FC 'Allah may love a poor man, but not a dirty one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03640  EQU   *
 FC 'Alliance: In international politics, the union of two thieves who'
 FC 'have their hands so deeply inserted in each other''s pocket that'
 FC 'they cannot separately plunder a third.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03641  EQU   *
 FC 'Alone, adj.:'
 FC 'In bad company.'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03642  EQU   *
 FC 'Alone: In bad company.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03643  EQU   *
 FC 'Although we modern persons tend to take our electric lights,'
 FC 'radios, mixers, etc., for granted, hundreds of years ago people'
 FC 'did not have any of these things, which is just as well because'
 FC 'there was no place to plug them in. Then along came the first'
 FC 'Electrical Pioneer, Benjamin Franklin, who flew a kite in a'
 FC 'lighting storm and received a serious electrical shock. This'
 FC 'proved that lighting was powered by the same force as carpets,'
 FC 'but it also damaged Franklin''s brain so severely that he started'
 FC 'speaking only in incomprehensible maxims, such as "A penny saved'
 FC 'is a penny earned." Eventually he had to be given a job running'
 FC 'the post office.'
 FC '-- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03644  EQU   *
 FC 'Always cut the cards.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03645  EQU   *
 FC 'Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the'
 FC 'rest.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03646  EQU   *
 FC 'Always draw your curves, then plot the data.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03647  EQU   *
 FC 'Always hire a rich attorney - but never buy from a rich salesman.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03648  EQU   *
 FC 'Always keep a record of data; it indicates you''ve been working.'
 FC '-- Finagles second law'
 DC X'FE'
ML03649  EQU   *
 FC 'Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn''t work out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03650  EQU   *
 FC 'Always look on the bright side of life. -- Brian in Monty'
 FC 'Pythons "The Life of Brian"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03651  EQU   *
 FC 'Always look over your shoulder because everyone is watching and'
 FC 'plotting against you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03652  EQU   *
 FC 'Always practice safe computing, wear a write protect tab.'
 FC '-- John C. Dvorak'
 DC X'FE'
ML03653  EQU   *
 FC 'Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03654  EQU   *
 FC 'Always store beer in a dark place.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03655  EQU   *
 FC 'Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03656  EQU   *
 FC 'Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03657  EQU   *
 FC 'Always yield to temptation, for it may not pass your way again.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03658  EQU   *
 FC 'AMAZING BUT TRUE... If all the salmon caught in Canada in one'
 FC 'year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert, the smell'
 FC 'would be absolutely awful.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03659  EQU   *
 FC 'Amazing fact: There is so much sand in northern Africa that if it'
 FC 'were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara desert.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03660  EQU   *
 FC 'Ambidextrous: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket'
 FC 'or a left.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03661  EQU   *
 FC 'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.'
 FC '-- Charlie McCarthy'
 DC X'FE'
ML03662  EQU   *
 FC 'Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03663  EQU   *
 FC 'America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed'
 FC 'up. -- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML03664  EQU   *
 FC 'America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?'
 FC '-- Allen Ginsberg'
 DC X'FE'
ML03665  EQU   *
 FC 'America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence'
 FC 'without civilization in between. -- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML03666  EQU   *
 FC 'America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from'
 FC 'barbarism to decadence without touching civilization.'
 FC '-- John O''Hara'
 DC X'FE'
ML03667  EQU   *
 FC 'America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after'
 FC 'him, until people got tired of living in a place called'
 FC '"Vespuccia" and changed its name to "America".'
 FC '-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist''s Almanac"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03668  EQU   *
 FC 'Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03669  EQU   *
 FC 'Amoebit: cross between an amoeba and a rabbit: this strange'
 FC 'creature multiplies and divides at the same time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03670  EQU   *
 FC 'Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03671  EQU   *
 FC 'An Academic speculated whether a bather is beautiful if there is'
 FC 'none in the forest to admire her. He hid in the bushes to find'
 FC 'out, which vitiated his premise but made him happy.'
 FC 'Moral: Empiricism is more fun than speculation. -- Sam Weber'
 DC X'FE'
ML03672  EQU   *
 FC 'An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.'
 FC '-- A chinese child'
 DC X'FE'
ML03673  EQU   *
 FC 'An artist should be fit for the best society and kept out of it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03674  EQU   *
 FC 'An atom blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03675  EQU   *
 FC 'An attitude of gratitude is a never-ending prayer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03676  EQU   *
 FC 'An authority is somebody who can tell you more about something'
 FC 'than you really care to know.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03677  EQU   *
 FC 'An authority knows lots of things you don''t care about.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03678  EQU   *
 FC 'An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03679  EQU   *
 FC 'An egg cannot break a stone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03680  EQU   *
 FC 'An egg has the shortest sex life. It gets laid once and eaten'
 FC 'once.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03681  EQU   *
 FC 'An elephant is a mouse with MVS for an operating system.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03682  EQU   *
 FC 'An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.'
 FC '-- A. P. Herbert'
 DC X'FE'
ML03683  EQU   *
 FC 'An expert has a great reason for guessing wrong.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03684  EQU   *
 FC 'An honest god is the noblest work of man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03685  EQU   *
 FC 'An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03686  EQU   *
 FC 'An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03687  EQU   *
 FC 'An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03688  EQU   *
 FC 'An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better'
 FC 'than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.'
 FC '-- H.L. Mencken'
 DC X'FE'
ML03689  EQU   *
 FC 'An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.'
 FC '-- Albert Camus'
 DC X'FE'
ML03690  EQU   *
 FC 'An object never serves the same function as its image -- or its'
 FC 'name. -- Rene Magritte'
 DC X'FE'
ML03691  EQU   *
 FC 'An open mind has but one disadvantage: it collects dirt.'
 FC '-- a saying at RPI'
 DC X'FE'
ML03692  EQU   *
 FC 'An optimist is the fellow who takes the cold water thrown on his'
 FC 'proposition, heats it with enthusiasm, makes steam, and pushes'
 FC 'ahead.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03693  EQU   *
 FC 'An optomist laughs to forget... ...a pessimist forgets to laugh.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03694  EQU   *
 FC 'An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03695  EQU   *
 FC 'An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03696  EQU   *
 FC 'Anarchy is against the law.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03697  EQU   *
 FC 'Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it''s better'
 FC 'than no government at all.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03698  EQU   *
 FC 'Ancient chinese curse: may all your wishes be granted.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03699  EQU   *
 FC 'Ancient chinese curse: may you live in interesting times.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03700  EQU   *
 FC 'And as we stand upon the ledges of our lives;'
 FC 'With our respective similarities;'
 FC 'It''s either sadness or euphoria. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML03701  EQU   *
 FC 'And he likes to be known as an angry young man. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML03702  EQU   *
 FC 'And he''s proud of the scars and the battles he''s lost.'
 FC '-- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML03703  EQU   *
 FC 'And living was just a way of passing time until he died.'
 FC '-- Hamish Sankov'
 DC X'FE'
ML03704  EQU   *
 FC 'And now for something completely different.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03705  EQU   *
 FC 'And now I lay me down to rest, a pile of books upon my chest, if'
 FC 'I die before I wake that''s one less test I have to take.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03706  EQU   *
 FC 'And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03707  EQU   *
 FC 'And she''s climbing a stairway to heaven. -- Led Zep'
 DC X'FE'
ML03708  EQU   *
 FC 'And so we plow along, as the fly said to the ox.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03709  EQU   *
 FC 'And there''s hamburger all over the highway in Mystic,'
 FC 'Connecticut.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03710  EQU   *
 FC 'And they told us, what they wanted...Was a sound that could kill'
 FC 'someone, from a distance. -- Kate Bush'
 DC X'FE'
ML03711  EQU   *
 FC 'And they''re off!'
 DC X'FE'
ML03712  EQU   *
 FC 'And tomorrow will be like today, only more so.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03713  EQU   *
 FC 'Angels bend down their wings to a seeker of knowledge.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03714  EQU   *
 FC 'Angular momentum makes the world go round.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03715  EQU   *
 FC 'Ankh if you love Isis.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03716  EQU   *
 FC 'Anoint: To grease a king or other great functionary already'
 FC 'sufficiently slippery.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03717  EQU   *
 FC 'Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03718  EQU   *
 FC 'Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03719  EQU   *
 FC 'Antelope freeway - 1/4 mile.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03720  EQU   *
 FC 'Anthony''s law of force: don''t force it, get a larger hammer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03721  EQU   *
 FC 'Anthony''s Law of the Workshop: Any tool when dropped, will roll'
 FC 'into the least accessible corner of the workshop.'
 FC 'Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first'
 FC 'strike your toes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03722  EQU   *
 FC 'Antonym: the opposite of the word you''re trying to think of.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03723  EQU   *
 FC 'Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03724  EQU   *
 FC 'Any excuse will serve a tyrant.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03725  EQU   *
 FC 'Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be'
 FC 'able to sell it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03726  EQU   *
 FC 'Any given program, once running, is obsolete.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03727  EQU   *
 FC 'Any given program will expand to fill all available resources.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03728  EQU   *
 FC 'Any man who hates dogs and babies can''t be all bad.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03729  EQU   *
 FC 'Any shrine is better than self-worship.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03730  EQU   *
 FC 'Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough conferences'
 FC 'are held to discuss it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03731  EQU   *
 FC 'Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a'
 FC 'larger object.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03732  EQU   *
 FC 'Any smoothly functioning technology will have the appearance of'
 FC 'magic. -- Arthur C. Clarke'
 DC X'FE'
ML03733  EQU   *
 FC 'Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from'
 FC 'magic.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03734  EQU   *
 FC 'Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a'
 FC 'rigged demo.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03735  EQU   *
 FC 'Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a'
 FC 'rigged demo. -- Andy Finkel, computer guy'
 DC X'FE'
ML03736  EQU   *
 FC 'Any system that depends on human reliability is unreliable.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03737  EQU   *
 FC 'Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two'
 FC 'hours. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03738  EQU   *
 FC 'Any woman is a volume if one knows how to read her.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03739  EQU   *
 FC 'Anybody who doesn''t cut his speed at the sight of a police car is+
               '
 FC 'probably parked.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03740  EQU   *
 FC 'Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the'
 FC 'fire.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03741  EQU   *
 FC 'Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the'
 FC 'fire.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03742  EQU   *
 FC 'Anyone can hate. it costs to love. -- John Williamson'
 DC X'FE'
ML03743  EQU   *
 FC 'Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03744  EQU   *
 FC 'Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03745  EQU   *
 FC 'Anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist should has his head'
 FC 'examined.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03746  EQU   *
 FC 'Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can''t be All Bad. -- W. C. Fields'
 FC 'Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should'
 FC 'on no account be allowed to do the job. -- The Hitchhiker''s'
 FC 'Guide to the Galaxy'
 DC X'FE'
ML03747  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything anybody can say about America is true. -- Emmett Grogan'
 DC X'FE'
ML03748  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03749  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything free is worth what you pay for it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03750  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything is good if it''s made of chocolate.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03751  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything is good if it''s made of chocolate.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03752  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything is possible, unless it''s not.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03753  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn''t. The label means'
 FC 'the price went up. The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or'
 FC '"GREAT NEW" means the price went way up.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03754  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03755  EQU   *
 FC 'Anything worth doing is worth overdoing'
 DC X'FE'
ML03756  EQU   *
 FC 'Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked'
 FC 'something.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03757  EQU   *
 FC 'Apart from the unknowns, everything is obvious.'
 FC '-- James P. Hogan, "Giants Star"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03758  EQU   *
 FC 'Appearances often are deceiving.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03759  EQU   *
 FC 'Are we not men?'
 DC X'FE'
ML03760  EQU   *
 FC 'Are you a turtle?'
 DC X'FE'
ML03761  EQU   *
 FC 'Are you having fun yet?'
 DC X'FE'
ML03762  EQU   *
 FC 'Are you sure (y/n)?'
 DC X'FE'
ML03763  EQU   *
 FC 'Aren''t you glad you''re not getting all the government you pay fo+
               r'
 FC 'now?'
 FC 'Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often'
 FC 'convincing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03764  EQU   *
 FC 'Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.'
 FC '-- Kehlog Albran'
 DC X'FE'
ML03765  EQU   *
 FC 'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off'
 FC 'your shoes. -- Mickey Mouse'
 DC X'FE'
ML03766  EQU   *
 FC 'Armadillo: v. To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03767  EQU   *
 FC 'Arthur''s Laws of Love: 1. People to whom you are attracted'
 FC 'invariably think you remind them of someone else. 2. The love'
 FC 'letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the'
 FC 'mail long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03768  EQU   *
 FC 'Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03769  EQU   *
 FC 'As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03770  EQU   *
 FC 'As expected, the victorious candidate in a particularly dirty'
 FC 'recent political campaign, won by a mudslide.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03771  EQU   *
 FC 'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not'
 FC 'certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to'
 FC 'reality. -- A. Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML03772  EQU   *
 FC 'As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade'
 FC 'by wrote.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03773  EQU   *
 FC 'As if you could kill time without injuring eternity. -- Thoreau'
 DC X'FE'
ML03774  EQU   *
 FC 'As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its'
 FC 'fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to'
 FC 'be popular. -- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML03775  EQU   *
 FC 'As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03776  EQU   *
 FC 'As part of the conversion, computer specialists rewrote 1,500'
 FC 'programs -- a process that traditionally requires some debugging.'
 FC '--- USA Today, referring to the IRS switchover to a new'
 FC 'computer system.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03777  EQU   *
 FC 'As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because'
 FC 'it''s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.'
 FC '-- Woody Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML03778  EQU   *
 FC 'As the sands of the desert are to the weary traveler, so is too'
 FC 'much speech to him who loveth silence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03779  EQU   *
 FC 'As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that'
 FC 'there is always a future in Computer Maintenance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03780  EQU   *
 FC 'As well look for a needle in a bottle of hay.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03781  EQU   *
 FC 'As Will Rogers would have said, "There is no such things as a'
 FC 'free variable."'
 DC X'FE'
ML03782  EQU   *
 FC 'As you read the scroll, it vanishes...And you hear maniacal'
 FC 'laughter in the distance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03783  EQU   *
 FC 'Ask Not for whom the Bell Tolls, and You will Pay only the'
 FC 'Station-to-Station rate.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03784  EQU   *
 FC 'Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls...if thou art in the'
 FC 'bathtub, it tolls for thee.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03785  EQU   *
 FC 'Ask not what your country can do for you ask what you can do for'
 FC 'your country! -- JFK'
 DC X'FE'
ML03786  EQU   *
 FC 'Ass: The masculine of "lass".'
 DC X'FE'
ML03787  EQU   *
 FC 'Assuming that either the left wing or the right wing gained'
 FC 'control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles'
 FC '-- Pat Paulsen'
 DC X'FE'
ML03788  EQU   *
 FC 'Astronauts are out to launch.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03789  EQU   *
 FC 'At a recent meeting in Snowmass, Colorado, a participant from Los'
 FC 'Angeles fainted from hyperoxygenation, and we had to hold his'
 FC 'head under the exhaust of a bus until he revived.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03790  EQU   *
 FC 'At first sight, the idea of any rules or principles being'
 FC 'superimposed on the creative mind seems more likely to hinder'
 FC 'than to help, but this is quite untrue in practice. disciplined'
 FC 'thinking focuses inspiration rather than blinkers it.'
 FC '-- G. L. Glegg, The Design of Design'
 DC X'FE'
ML03791  EQU   *
 FC 'At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you'
 FC 'will find at least two human errors, including the error of'
 FC 'blaming it on the computer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03792  EQU   *
 FC 'Atlee is a very modest man. And with reason.'
 FC '-- Winston Churchill'
 DC X'FE'
ML03793  EQU   *
 FC 'Autocracy is based on the theorem that one man is smarter than'
 FC 'many.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03794  EQU   *
 FC 'Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down'
 FC 'pedestrians.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03795  EQU   *
 FC 'Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03796  EQU   *
 FC 'Avocadoes are 35 cents here, eat your heart out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03797  EQU   *
 FC 'Avoid criticism, say and be nothing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03798  EQU   *
 FC 'Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03799  EQU   *
 FC 'Avoid reality at all costs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03800  EQU   *
 FC 'Avoid September.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03801  EQU   *
 FC 'Aw come on, that tickles!!'
 DC X'FE'
ML03802  EQU   *
 FC 'Baby we were born to run. - Bruce Springstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML03803  EQU   *
 FC 'Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse'
 FC 'for getting drunk.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03804  EQU   *
 FC 'Badness comes in waves.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03805  EQU   *
 FC 'Bagdikian''s Observation: Trying to be a first-rate reporter on'
 FC 'the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach''s "St.+
               '
 FC 'Matthew Passion" on a ukelele.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03806  EQU   *
 FC 'Baker''s First Law of Federal Geometry:'
 FC 'A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all'
 FC 'sides by governors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03807  EQU   *
 FC 'Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03808  EQU   *
 FC 'Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03809  EQU   *
 FC 'Bankers do it with interest (penalty for early withdrawal).'
 DC X'FE'
ML03810  EQU   *
 FC 'Barach''s Rule: An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his'
 FC 'own physician.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03811  EQU   *
 FC 'Barometer: an ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of'
 FC 'weather we are having.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03812  EQU   *
 FC 'Barth''s Distinction: There are two types of people, those who'
 FC 'divide people into two types and those who don''t.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03813  EQU   *
 FC 'Basic is to computer programming as "qwerty" is to typing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03814  EQU   *
 FC 'Basic research is what I am doing when I don''t know what I am'
 FC 'doing. -- Werner Von Braun'
 DC X'FE'
ML03815  EQU   *
 FC 'Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to'
 FC 'your door.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03816  EQU   *
 FC 'Be alert, the world needs more lerts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03817  EQU   *
 FC 'Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would'
 FC 'scarcely get your Feet wet. Fall not in Love, therefore; it will'
 FC 'stick to your face.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03818  EQU   *
 FC 'Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03819  EQU   *
 FC 'Be braver. You cannot cross a chasm in two small jumps.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03820  EQU   *
 FC 'Be careful how you get yourself involved with persons or'
 FC 'situations that cannot bear inspection.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03821  EQU   *
 FC 'Be careful not to throw the baby out with the bath water.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03822  EQU   *
 FC 'Be careful, the last person using this keyboard had a terminal'
 FC 'disease.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03823  EQU   *
 FC 'Be cautious in your daily affairs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03824  EQU   *
 FC 'Be cheerful while you are alive.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03825  EQU   *
 FC 'Be different: conform.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03826  EQU   *
 FC 'Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won''t get any better'
 FC 'so get used to it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03827  EQU   *
 FC 'Be good and you will be lonesome -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML03828  EQU   *
 FC 'Be happy with the real pleasures in life.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03829  EQU   *
 FC 'Be it our wealth, our jobs, or even our homes, nothing is safe'
 FC 'while the legislature is in session.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03830  EQU   *
 FC 'Be kind to your inferiors, if you can find any.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03831  EQU   *
 FC 'Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03832  EQU   *
 FC 'Be seeing you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03833  EQU   *
 FC 'Be self-reliant and your success is assured.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03834  EQU   *
 FC 'Be sure to treat your assumptions as though they are reality.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03835  EQU   *
 FC 'Be true to your word, friends, work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03836  EQU   *
 FC 'Be valiant, but not too venturous. Let thy attire be comely, but'
 FC 'not costly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03837  EQU   *
 FC 'Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors'
 FC 'and miss'
 DC X'FE'
ML03838  EQU   *
 FC 'Be what you would seem to be -- or, if you''d like it put more'
 FC 'simply -- Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it'
 FC 'might appear to others that what you were or might have been was'
 FC 'not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them'
 FC 'to be otherwise. -- Lewis Carrol Alice in Wonderland'
 DC X'FE'
ML03839  EQU   *
 FC 'Beam me up, Scotty.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03840  EQU   *
 FC 'Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of'
 FC 'life.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03841  EQU   *
 FC 'Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03842  EQU   *
 FC 'Beauty is truth, truth beauty. -- Keats.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03843  EQU   *
 FC 'Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03844  EQU   *
 FC 'Because the wine remembers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03845  EQU   *
 FC 'Bedfellows make strange politicians.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03846  EQU   *
 FC 'Been Transferred Lately?'
 DC X'FE'
ML03847  EQU   *
 FC 'Beer bellies = Great waist.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03848  EQU   *
 FC 'Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03849  EQU   *
 FC 'Beggars should be no choosers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03850  EQU   *
 FC 'Begin well, end badly; begin badly, end worse.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03851  EQU   *
 FC 'Behind every argument is someone''s ignorance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03852  EQU   *
 FC 'Behind every successful man there stands a woman telling him he''s+
               '
 FC 'wrong.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03853  EQU   *
 FC 'Behind your back, your colleagues are talking about Jeckyl and'
 FC 'Hyde.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03854  EQU   *
 FC 'Behold the warranty...the bold print giveth and the fine print'
 FC 'taketh away.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03855  EQU   *
 FC 'Beifeld''s Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a'
 FC 'desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal'
 FC 'progression when he is already in the company of:'
 FC '(1) a date,'
 FC '(2) his wife,'
 FC '(3) a better looking and richer male friend.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03856  EQU   *
 FC 'Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.'
 FC '-- Karl Lehenbauer, as amended by Jeff Daiell, a Libertarian'
 DC X'FE'
ML03857  EQU   *
 FC 'Being natural is simply a pose.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03858  EQU   *
 FC 'Being schizophrenic is better than living alone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03859  EQU   *
 FC 'Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03860  EQU   *
 FC 'Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence.'
 FC '-- Time Bandits'
 DC X'FE'
ML03861  EQU   *
 FC 'Better a handful of dried dates and content with that than to own'
 FC 'the gate of peacocks and be kicked in the eye by a broody camel.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03862  EQU   *
 FC 'Better late than never.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03863  EQU   *
 FC 'Better the gurgling of a camel than the prayers of a fish.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03864  EQU   *
 FC 'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and'
 FC 'remove all doubt.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03865  EQU   *
 FC 'Better to send ten ambulances when they are not needed then to'
 FC 'send one when it is needed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03866  EQU   *
 FC 'Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03867  EQU   *
 FC 'Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.'
 FC '-- Mae West.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03868  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03869  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03870  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. - Thoreau'
 DC X'FE'
ML03871  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of bigfoot!'
 DC X'FE'
ML03872  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct,'
 FC 'not tried it.    -- Donald Knuth'
 DC X'FE'
ML03873  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03874  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of geeks bearing grifts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03875  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of low flying butterflies.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03876  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. -- Leonard'
 FC 'Brandwein'
 DC X'FE'
ML03877  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the'
 FC 'question.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03878  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it,'
 FC 'and finds himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us. "He'
 FC 'is full of urderous resentment of people who are ignorant without'
 FC 'having come by their ignorance the hard way.'
 FC '-- Kurt Vonnegut, "Cat''s Cradle"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03879  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but'
 FC 'nothing of interest is easy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03880  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware the granfalloon.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03881  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware the legless man who teaches running.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03882  EQU   *
 FC 'Beware the thirty-first of November.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03883  EQU   *
 FC 'Big book, big bore.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03884  EQU   *
 FC 'Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy is the same.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03885  EQU   *
 FC 'Binary, adj.: Possessing the ability to have friends of both'
 FC 'sexes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03886  EQU   *
 FC 'Biology ... It grows on you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03887  EQU   *
 FC 'Bipolar, adj.:'
 FC 'Refers to someone who has homes in Nome, Alaska, and'
 FC 'Buffalo, New York'
 DC X'FE'
ML03888  EQU   *
 FC 'Birth, copulation and death. That''s all the facts when you come'
 FC 'to brass tacks; Birth, copulation and death.'
 FC '-- T. S. Elliot, Sweeney Agonistes (1932)'
 DC X'FE'
ML03889  EQU   *
 FC 'Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03890  EQU   *
 FC 'Biting off more than you can chew is a proven way to cut some'
 FC 'wisdom teeth.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03891  EQU   *
 FC 'Biz is better.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03892  EQU   *
 FC 'Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03893  EQU   *
 FC 'Blackberries are red when they are green.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03894  EQU   *
 FC 'Blah.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03895  EQU   *
 FC 'Blame St. Andreas - It''s his fault.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03896  EQU   *
 FC 'Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03897  EQU   *
 FC 'Blessed are they who go around in circles, for they shall be'
 FC 'known as wheels.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03898  EQU   *
 FC 'BLISS is ignorance'
 DC X'FE'
ML03899  EQU   *
 FC 'Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03900  EQU   *
 FC 'Bob is all - all is Bob.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03901  EQU   *
 FC 'Bob saves.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03902  EQU   *
 FC 'Bolub''s Fourth Law of Computerdom: Project teams detest weekly'
 FC 'progress reporting because it so vividly manifests their lack of'
 FC 'progress.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03903  EQU   *
 FC 'Boob''s Law: You always find something in the last place you'
 FC 'look.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03904  EQU   *
 FC 'Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03905  EQU   *
 FC 'Boren''s Laws: 1) When in charge, ponder. 2) When in trouble,'
 FC 'delegate. 3) When in doubt, mumble.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03906  EQU   *
 FC 'Boss, n.:'
 FC 'According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the Middle'
 FC 'Ages the words "boss" and "botch" were largely synonymous, except'
 FC 'that boss, in addition to meaning "a supervisor of workers" also'
 FC 'meant "an ornamental stud."'
 DC X'FE'
ML03907  EQU   *
 FC 'Boy: a noise with dirt on it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03908  EQU   *
 FC 'Boys seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03909  EQU   *
 FC 'Brady''s First Law of Problem Solving: When confronted by a'
 FC 'difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to'
 FC 'the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03910  EQU   *
 FC 'Brain damage is all in your head. -- Karl Lehenbauer'
 DC X'FE'
ML03911  EQU   *
 FC 'Brain fried -- Core dumped'
 DC X'FE'
ML03912  EQU   *
 FC 'Brain, n.: The apparatus with which we think that we think.'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML03913  EQU   *
 FC 'Brain off-line, please wait.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03914  EQU   *
 FC 'Brain, v.: Ýas in "to brain"¨ To rebuke bluntly, but not'
 FC 'pointedly; to dispel a source of error in an opponent.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03915  EQU   *
 FC 'Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy'
 FC 'chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.'
 FC '-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist''s Almanac"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03916  EQU   *
 FC 'Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03917  EQU   *
 FC 'Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03918  EQU   *
 FC 'Bringing computers into the home won''t change either one, but may+
               '
 FC 'revitalize the corner saloon.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03919  EQU   *
 FC 'Broad-mindedness, n.:'
 FC 'The result of flattening high-mindedness out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03920  EQU   *
 FC 'Broad-mindedness: The result of flattening high-mindedness out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03921  EQU   *
 FC 'Brook''s Law:'
 FC 'Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later'
 FC 'Brook''s Law: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it'
 FC 'later.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03922  EQU   *
 FC 'Brooke''s Law: Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some'
 FC 'damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system'
 FC 'or expands it beyond recognition.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03923  EQU   *
 FC 'Bubble Memory, n.:'
 FC 'A derogatory term, usually referring to a person''s'
 FC 'intelligence. See also "vacuum tube".'
 DC X'FE'
ML03924  EQU   *
 FC 'Bucy''s Law:'
 FC 'Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03925  EQU   *
 FC 'Bucy''s Law: Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03926  EQU   *
 FC 'Bug: Small living things that small living boys throw on small'
 FC 'living girls.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03927  EQU   *
 FC 'Build a better mousetrap, the saying goes - and with the'
 FC 'brassiere, Yankee Ingenuity did exactly that. But their true'
 FC 'stroke of genius was the new bait. The old fashioned mousetrap'
 FC 'was loaded with cheese; nobody cares much about cheese, except'
 FC 'mice. But when American Know-How reloaded the brassiere with'
 FC 'tits, every heterosexual male in the country was hopelessly'
 FC 'trapped. -- Alan Sherman, "The Rape of the A*P*E*"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03928  EQU   *
 FC 'Build a system even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to'
 FC 'use it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03929  EQU   *
 FC 'Bumper sticker: "All the parts falling off this car are of the'
 FC 'very finest British manufacture"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03930  EQU   *
 FC 'Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.'
 FC '-- Honore de Balzac'
 DC X'FE'
ML03931  EQU   *
 FC 'Bureaucracy is the enemy of innovation. -- Mark Shepherd, former'
 FC 'President and CEO of Texas Instruments'
 DC X'FE'
ML03932  EQU   *
 FC 'Burnt Sienna. Thats the best thing that ever happened to'
 FC 'Crayolas. -- Ken Weaver'
 DC X'FE'
ML03933  EQU   *
 FC 'But captain--the engines can''t take this much longer!'
 DC X'FE'
ML03934  EQU   *
 FC 'But I didn''t do anything. - Ed'
 DC X'FE'
ML03935  EQU   *
 FC 'But I don''t like spam!'
 DC X'FE'
ML03936  EQU   *
 FC 'But I''ve loved these days. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML03937  EQU   *
 FC 'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of'
 FC 'the system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been'
 FC 'exposed, analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.'
 FC '-- Bruce Leverett, "Register Allocation in Optimizing'
 FC 'Compilers"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03938  EQU   *
 FC 'But officer, I was only trying to gain enough speed so I could'
 FC 'coast to the nearest gas station.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03939  EQU   *
 FC 'But scientists, who ought to know Assure us that it must be so.'
 FC 'Oh, let us never, never doubt What nobody is sure about.'
 FC '-- Hilaire Belloc'
 DC X'FE'
ML03940  EQU   *
 FC 'But soft you, the fair Ophelia: Ope not thy ponderous and marble'
 FC 'jaws, But get thee to a nunnery -- go! -- Mark "The Bard" Twain'
 FC 'But the greatest Electrical Pioneer of them all was Thomas'
 FC 'Edison, who was a brilliant inventor despite the fact that he had'
 FC 'little formal education and lived in New Jersey. Edison''s first'
 FC 'major invention in 1877, was the phonograph, which could soon be'
 FC 'found in thousands of American homes, where it basically sat'
 FC 'until 1923, when the record was invented. But Edison''s greatest'
 FC 'achievement came in 1879, when he invented the electric company.'
 FC 'Edison''s design was a brilliant adaptation of the simple'
 FC 'electrical circuit: the electric company sends electricity'
 FC 'through a wire to a customer, then immediately gets the'
 FC 'electricity back through another wire, then (this is the'
 FC 'brilliant part) sends it right back to the customer again.'
 FC 'This means that an electric company can sell a customer the'
 FC 'same batch of electricity thousands of times a day and never get'
 FC 'caught, since very few customers take the time to examine their'
 FC 'electricity closely. In fact the last year any new electricity'
 FC 'was generated in the United States was 1937; the electric'
 FC 'companies have been merely re-selling it ever since, which is why'
 FC 'they have so much free time to apply for rate increases.'
 FC '-- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03941  EQU   *
 FC 'But words once spoken can never be recalled.'
 FC '-- Wenworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon'
 DC X'FE'
ML03942  EQU   *
 FC 'But you shall not escape my iambics.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03943  EQU   *
 FC 'Buy land. They''ve stopped making it. -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML03944  EQU   *
 FC 'Buy low, sell high.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03945  EQU   *
 FC 'Buzz off, Banana Nose; Relieve mine eyes'
 FC 'Of hateful soreness, purge mine ears of corn;'
 FC 'Less dear than army ants in apple pies'
 FC 'Art thou, old prune-face, with thy chestnuts worn,'
 FC 'Dropt from thy peeling lips like lousy fruit;'
 FC 'Like honeybees upon the perfum''d rose'
 FC 'They suck, and like the double-breasted suit'
 FC 'Are out of date; therefore, Banana Nose,'
 FC 'Go fly a kite, thy welcome''s overstayed;'
 FC 'And stem the produce of thy waspish wits:'
 FC 'Thy logick, like thy locks, is disarrayed;'
 FC 'Thy cheer, like thy complexion, is the pits.'
 FC 'Be off, I say; go bug somebody new,'
 FC 'Scram, beat it, get thee hence, and nuts to you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03946  EQU   *
 FC 'By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task'
 FC 'completely overwhelm me. -- Ashleigh Brilliant'
 DC X'FE'
ML03947  EQU   *
 FC 'By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03948  EQU   *
 FC 'By following the good, you learn to be good.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03949  EQU   *
 FC 'By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide'
 FC 'apart.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03950  EQU   *
 FC 'By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote. In'
 FC 'fact, it is as difficult to appropriate the thoughts of others as'
 FC 'it is to invent. -- R. Emerson'
 DC X'FE'
ML03951  EQU   *
 FC 'By protracting life, we do not deduct one jot from the duration'
 FC 'of death.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03952  EQU   *
 FC 'By the yard, life is hard. By the inch, it''s a cinch.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03953  EQU   *
 FC 'Bye''s first law of model railroading: Anytime you wish to'
 FC 'demonstrate something, the number of faults encountered is'
 FC 'proportional to the number of viewers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03954  EQU   *
 FC 'Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A'
 FC 'to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to'
 FC 'point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point'
 FC 'directly in between, are often given to wonder what''s so great'
 FC 'about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get'
 FC 'there and what''s so great about point B that so many people from'
 FC 'point A are so keen to get THERE. They often wish that people'
 FC 'would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted'
 FC 'to be. -- Douglas Adams "The Hitchhiker''s Guide to the Galaxy"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03955  EQU   *
 FC 'C, n.: A programming language that is sort of like Pascal'
 FC 'except more like assembly except that it isn''t very much like'
 FC 'either one, or anything else. It is either the best language'
 FC 'available to the art today, or it isn''t. -- Ray Simard'
 DC X'FE'
ML03956  EQU   *
 FC 'C''est la vie.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03957  EQU   *
 FC 'Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and'
 FC 'wise as a man''s head.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03958  EQU   *
 FC 'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an'
 FC 'orange. -- Fred Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML03959  EQU   *
 FC 'CALIFORNIA: From Latin ''calor'', meaning "heat" (as in English'
 FC '''calorie'' or Spanish ''caliente''); and ''fornia'', for "sexual'
 FC 'intercourse" or "fornication." Hence: Tierra de California, "The'
 FC 'Land of Hot Sex." -- Ed Moran, Covina, California'
 DC X'FE'
ML03960  EQU   *
 FC 'Californians are not without their faults.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03961  EQU   *
 FC 'Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone'
 FC 'warrants their doom. - Don Delillo'
 DC X'FE'
ML03962  EQU   *
 FC 'Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of'
 FC 'Plymouth Corner, Vermont. -- Clarence Darrow'
 DC X'FE'
ML03963  EQU   *
 FC 'Can you remember when air was clean and sex was dirty?'
 DC X'FE'
ML03964  EQU   *
 FC 'Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker. -- Ogden Nash'
 DC X'FE'
ML03965  EQU   *
 FC 'Captain Penny''s Law: You can fool all of the people some of the'
 FC 'time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can''t Fool'
 FC 'Mom.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03966  EQU   *
 FC 'Captain''s log, star date 21:34.5.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03967  EQU   *
 FC 'Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete'
 FC 'than expected; carefully planned projects only twice as long.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03968  EQU   *
 FC 'Carpenters are just plane folks.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03969  EQU   *
 FC 'Carperpetuation (kar'' pur pet u a shun), n.:'
 FC 'The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at'
 FC 'least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining'
 FC 'it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.'
 FC '-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03970  EQU   *
 FC 'Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved.'
 FC '-- Lazarus Long'
 DC X'FE'
ML03971  EQU   *
 FC 'Catch a wave and you''re sitting on top of the world.'
 FC '-- The Beach Boys'
 DC X'FE'
ML03972  EQU   *
 FC 'Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.'
 FC '-- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML03973  EQU   *
 FC 'Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03974  EQU   *
 FC 'Cchheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..'
 DC X'FE'
ML03975  EQU   *
 FC 'Celebrate Hannibal day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03976  EQU   *
 FC 'Celibacy is hereditary.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03977  EQU   *
 FC 'Census Taker to Housewife: Did you ever have the measles, and, if'
 FC 'so, how many?'
 DC X'FE'
ML03978  EQU   *
 FC 'Cerebus: I''d love to lick apricot brandy out of your navel.'
 FC 'Jaka: Look, Cerebus -- Jaka has to tell you ... something'
 FC 'Cerebus: If Cerebus had a navel, would you lick apricot brandy'
 FC 'out of it?'
 FC 'Jaka: Ugh!'
 FC 'Cerebus: You don''t like apricot brandy?'
 FC '-- Cerebus #6, "The Secret"'
 DC X'FE'
ML03979  EQU   *
 FC 'Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath and a'
 FC 'long walk with an empty stomach and otherwise mortifying the'
 FC 'flesh. They then point with pride to these practices as the'
 FC 'cause of their sturdy health and ripe years; the truth being that'
 FC 'they are hearty and old, not because of their habits, but in'
 FC 'spite of them. The reason we find only robust persons doing this'
 FC 'thing is that it has killed all the others who have tried it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03980  EQU   *
 FC 'Certainly the game is rigged. Don''t let that stop you; if you'
 FC 'don''t bet, you can''t win.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03981  EQU   *
 FC 'Certainly there are things in life that money can''t buy, but it''+
               s'
 FC 'very funny. Did you ever try buying then without money?'
 FC '-- Ogden Nash'
 DC X'FE'
ML03982  EQU   *
 FC 'Chances rule men and not men chances. -- Herodotus'
 DC X'FE'
ML03983  EQU   *
 FC 'Character Density: The number of very weird people in the'
 FC 'office.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03984  EQU   *
 FC 'Charity begins at home.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03985  EQU   *
 FC 'Charity: A thing that begins at home and usually stays there.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03986  EQU   *
 FC 'Charm is a way of getting a "yes" without having asked any clear'
 FC 'question.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03987  EQU   *
 FC 'Chaste makes waste.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03988  EQU   *
 FC 'Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03989  EQU   *
 FC 'Check again to make sure it''s not loaded.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03990  EQU   *
 FC 'Chemicals, n.:'
 FC 'Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03991  EQU   *
 FC 'Cheops'' law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within'
 FC 'budget.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03992  EQU   *
 FC 'Chicken little was right.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03993  EQU   *
 FC 'Chicken Soup: An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of'
 FC 'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC. The only ailment'
 FC 'chicken soup can''t cure is neurotic dependence on one''s mother.'
 FC '-- Arthur Naiman'
 DC X'FE'
ML03994  EQU   *
 FC 'Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite'
 FC 'every effort to teach them good manners.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03995  EQU   *
 FC 'Children aren''t happy without something to ignore,'
 FC 'And that''s what parents were created for. -- Ogden Nash'
 DC X'FE'
ML03996  EQU   *
 FC 'Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge'
 FC 'them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. -- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML03997  EQU   *
 FC 'Children have more need of models than of critics.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03998  EQU   *
 FC 'Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word'
 FC 'for word what you shouldn''t have said.'
 DC X'FE'
ML03999  EQU   *
 FC 'Chism''s Law of Completion:'
 FC 'The amount of time required to complete a government'
 FC 'project is precisely equal to the length of time already'
 FC 'spent on it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04000  EQU   *
 FC 'Chisolm''s First Corollary to Murphy''s Second Law: When things'
 FC 'just can''t possibly get any worse, they will.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04001  EQU   *
 FC 'Chisolm''s third law, corollary 1: If you explain so clearly that'
 FC 'no one can misunderstand, somebody will.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04002  EQU   *
 FC 'Chisolm''s third law, corollary 2: If you do something which you'
 FC 'are sure will meet with everyone''s approval, somebody won''t like+
               '
 FC 'it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04003  EQU   *
 FC 'Chisolm''s third law, corollary 3: Procedures designed to'
 FC 'implement the purpose won''t quite work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04004  EQU   *
 FC 'Choose an author as you would choose a friend.'
 FC '-- Wenworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon'
 DC X'FE'
ML04005  EQU   *
 FC 'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his'
 FC 'time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04006  EQU   *
 FC 'Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely'
 FC 'inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his'
 FC 'neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as'
 FC 'they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04007  EQU   *
 FC 'Churchill''s Commentary on Man: Man will occasionally stumble'
 FC 'over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and'
 FC 'continue on.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04008  EQU   *
 FC 'Cigarette, n.: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit'
 FC 'of tobacco in between.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04009  EQU   *
 FC 'Cinemuck, n.:'
 FC 'The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate'
 FC 'which covers the floors of movie theaters.'
 FC '-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04010  EQU   *
 FC 'Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04011  EQU   *
 FC 'Civilization is a movement, not a condition; it is a voyage, not'
 FC 'a harbor. -- Toynbee'
 DC X'FE'
ML04012  EQU   *
 FC 'Civilization Law #1: Civilization advances by extending the'
 FC 'number of important operations one can do without thinking about'
 FC 'them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04013  EQU   *
 FC 'Clean mind, clean body: take your pick.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04014  EQU   *
 FC 'Cleanliness is next to impossible.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04015  EQU   *
 FC 'Cleveland still lives. God must be dead.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04016  EQU   *
 FC 'Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04017  EQU   *
 FC 'Clinicians make better lovers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04018  EQU   *
 FC 'Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04019  EQU   *
 FC 'Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on'
 FC 'society. -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML04020  EQU   *
 FC 'Cocaine -- the thinking man''s Dristan.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04021  EQU   *
 FC 'Coffee in England is just toasted milk.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04022  EQU   *
 FC 'Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore'
 FC 'I think that I am." -- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML04023  EQU   *
 FC 'Cold, adj.:'
 FC 'When the local flashers are handing out written'
 FC 'descriptions.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04024  EQU   *
 FC 'Cole''s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04025  EQU   *
 FC 'Collaboration: a literary partnership based on the false'
 FC 'assumption that the other fellow can spell.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04026  EQU   *
 FC 'College football is a game which would be much more interesting'
 FC 'if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more'
 FC 'interesting if the trustees played. There would be a great'
 FC 'increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an'
 FC 'appreciable diminution in the loss to humanity. -- H. L. Mencken'
 DC X'FE'
ML04027  EQU   *
 FC 'College isn''t the place to go for ideas. -- Hellen Keller'
 DC X'FE'
ML04028  EQU   *
 FC 'Colleges teach the dead languages as if they were buried and the'
 FC 'living ones as if they were dead. - Frank Moore Colby'
 DC X'FE'
ML04029  EQU   *
 FC 'Colvard''s Logical Premises: All probabilities are 50%. Either a'
 FC 'thing will happen or it won''t.'
 FC 'Colvard''s Unconscionable Commentary: This is especially true'
 FC 'when dealing with someone you''re attracted to.'
 FC 'Grelb''s Commentary: Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04030  EQU   *
 FC 'Come, every frustum longs to be a cone,'
 FC 'And every vector dreams of matrices.'
 FC 'Hark to the gentle gradient of the breeze:'
 FC 'It whispers of a more ergodic zone.'
 FC '-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04031  EQU   *
 FC 'Come, let us hasten to a higher plane,'
 FC 'Where dyads tread the fairy fields of Venn,'
 FC 'Their indices bedecked from one to n,'
 FC 'Commingled in an endless Markov chain!'
 FC '-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04032  EQU   *
 FC 'Command, n.:'
 FC 'Statement presented by a human and accepted by a computer'
 FC 'in such a manner as to make the human feel as if he is in'
 FC 'control.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04033  EQU   *
 FC 'Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways. -- Shakespeare'
 DC X'FE'
ML04034  EQU   *
 FC 'Common sense is not so common. -- Voltaire'
 DC X'FE'
ML04035  EQU   *
 FC 'Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age'
 FC 'eighteen.         -- Albert Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML04036  EQU   *
 FC 'Communists do it without class.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04037  EQU   *
 FC 'Competence always contains the seeds of incompetence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04038  EQU   *
 FC 'Computer people never die, they just lose there memory.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04039  EQU   *
 FC 'Computer programmers do it byte by byte.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04040  EQU   *
 FC 'Computer Science is merely the post-Turing decline in formal'
 FC 'systems theory.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04041  EQU   *
 FC 'Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04042  EQU   *
 FC 'Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04043  EQU   *
 FC 'Computers can never replace human stupidity!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04044  EQU   *
 FC 'Conceit causes more conversation than wit.'
 FC '-- La Rouchefoucauld'
 DC X'FE'
ML04045  EQU   *
 FC 'Concept, n.: Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed'
 FC 'you more than $25,000.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04046  EQU   *
 FC 'Condense soup, not books!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04047  EQU   *
 FC 'Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the'
 FC 'situation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04048  EQU   *
 FC 'Conform, go crazy or become an artist.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04049  EQU   *
 FC 'Confound these ancestors...they''ve stolen our best ideas!"'
 FC '-- Ben Jonson'
 DC X'FE'
ML04050  EQU   *
 FC 'Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can a gentleman will'
 FC 'walk but never run. -- Sting'
 DC X'FE'
ML04051  EQU   *
 FC 'Confucious say: "I have no time for monks resisting the carnival"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04052  EQU   *
 FC 'Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb'
 DC X'FE'
ML04053  EQU   *
 FC 'Confusion is always increasing in society.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04054  EQU   *
 FC 'Confusticate and bebother these dwarves!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04055  EQU   *
 FC 'Congratulations! You are the one-millionth user to log into our'
 FC 'system.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04056  EQU   *
 FC 'Congratulations! You have now used up another 250 hours of CPU'
 FC 'time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04057  EQU   *
 FC 'Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device'
 FC 'that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service,'
 FC 'except that you undoubtably will destroy it via some typical'
 FC 'bonehead consumer maneuver. Which is why we ask you to PLEASE'
 FC 'FOR GOD''S SAKE READ THIS OWNER''S MANUAL CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU'
 FC 'UNPACK THE DEVICE. YOU ALREADY UNPACKED IT, DIDN''T YOU? YOU'
 FC 'UNPACKED IT AND PLUGGED IT IN AND TURNED IT ON AND FIDDLED WITH'
 FC 'THE KNOBS, AND NOW YOUR CHILD, THE SAME CHILD WHO ONCE SHOVED A'
 FC 'POLISH SAUSAGE INTO YOUR VIDEOCASSETTE RECORDED AND SET IT ON'
 FC '"FAST FORWARD", THIS CHILD ALSO IS FIDDLING WITH HE KNOBS, RIGHT?'
 FC 'AND YOU''RE JUST NOW STARTING TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS, RIGHT???'
 FC 'WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST BREAK THESE DEVICES RIGHT AT THE FACTORY'
 FC 'BEFORE WE SHIP THEM OUT, YOU KNOW THAT?'
 FC '-- Dave Barry, "Read This First!"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04058  EQU   *
 FC 'Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone may be'
 FC 'looking. -- H.L. Mencken'
 DC X'FE'
ML04059  EQU   *
 FC 'Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04060  EQU   *
 FC 'Conservative: One who admires radicals centuries after they''re'
 FC 'dead. -- Leo C. Rosten'
 DC X'FE'
ML04061  EQU   *
 FC 'Consider your reputation. Try changing your name and moving to a'
 FC 'new town.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04062  EQU   *
 FC 'Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a'
 FC 'year ago. -- Bernard Berenson'
 DC X'FE'
ML04063  EQU   *
 FC 'Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number'
 FC 'and then give it back to them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04064  EQU   *
 FC 'Convention is the ruler of all.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04065  EQU   *
 FC 'Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the'
 FC 'school of genius.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04066  EQU   *
 FC 'Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is'
 FC 'catching his breath is called the listener.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04067  EQU   *
 FC 'Conway''s Law: In any organization there will always be one'
 FC 'person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04068  EQU   *
 FC 'Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the'
 FC 'outward and visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh'
 FC 'with a dynamite bomb.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04069  EQU   *
 FC 'Corrupt: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04070  EQU   *
 FC 'Cost consciousness and sophisticated design are basically'
 FC 'incompatible.  -- Richard F. Moore'
 DC X'FE'
ML04071  EQU   *
 FC 'Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if you are'
 FC 'all thumbs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04072  EQU   *
 FC 'Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal if you don''t'
 FC 'use your thumbs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04073  EQU   *
 FC 'Courage is your greatest present need.'
 FC 'Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04074  EQU   *
 FC 'Crane''s law: There ain''t no such thing as a free lunch.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04075  EQU   *
 FC 'Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that,'
 FC 'with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.'
 FC '-- Wernher von Braun'
 DC X'FE'
ML04076  EQU   *
 FC 'Create the impression that you have already reached your level of'
 FC 'incompetence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04077  EQU   *
 FC 'Create your own opportunity. Blackmail a senior executive.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04078  EQU   *
 FC 'Creditors have much better memories than debtors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04079  EQU   *
 FC 'Crime does not pay...as well as politics. -- A. E. Newman'
 DC X'FE'
ML04080  EQU   *
 FC 'Crime wouldn''t pay if the government ran it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04081  EQU   *
 FC 'Critic, n.: A person who boasts himself hard to please because'
 FC 'nobody tries to please him. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s'
 FC 'Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04082  EQU   *
 FC 'Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04083  EQU   *
 FC 'Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it''s done,'
 FC 'they''ve seen it done everyday, but they''re unable to do it'
 FC 'themselves. -- Brendan Behan'
 DC X'FE'
ML04084  EQU   *
 FC 'Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the'
 FC 'debt?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04085  EQU   *
 FC 'Crittendon''s 14th application of Murphy''s first law: You cannot'
 FC 'successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to'
 FC 'butter.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04086  EQU   *
 FC 'Culture is what your butcher would have if he were a surgeon.'
 FC '- Mary Pettibone Poole'
 DC X'FE'
ML04087  EQU   *
 FC 'Cure the disease and kill the patient.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04088  EQU   *
 FC 'Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04089  EQU   *
 FC 'Cynic, n.: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they'
 FC 'are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the'
 FC 'Scythians of plucking out a cynic''s eyes to improve his vision.'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04090  EQU   *
 FC 'Cynic: one who looks through rose-colored glasses with a'
 FC 'jaundiced eye.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04091  EQU   *
 FC 'Dare to Be Stupid! -- Weird Al'
 DC X'FE'
ML04092  EQU   *
 FC 'Darth Vadar! Only you would be so bold.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04093  EQU   *
 FC 'Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04094  EQU   *
 FC 'Dawn, n.:'
 FC 'The time when men of reason go to bed.'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04095  EQU   *
 FC 'Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04096  EQU   *
 FC 'Dealing with failure is easy: work hard to improve. Success is'
 FC 'also easy to handle: you''ve solved the wrong problem. Work hard'
 FC 'to improve.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04097  EQU   *
 FC 'Dear lord, give me chastity and self-restraint...But not yet,'
 FC 'O''lord, not yet! -- St. Augustine'
 DC X'FE'
ML04098  EQU   *
 FC 'Dear Miss Manners:'
 FC 'Please list some tactful ways of removing a man''s saliva'
 FC 'from your face.'
 FC 'Gentle Reader:'
 FC 'Please list some decent ways of acquiring a man''s saliva'
 FC 'on your face ...'
 DC X'FE'
ML04099  EQU   *
 FC 'Death has been proven to be 99 per cent fatal in laboratory rats.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04100  EQU   *
 FC 'Death is God''s way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04101  EQU   *
 FC 'Death is infinite cellular differentiation.'
 FC '-- Peggy Sammon Weakly'
 DC X'FE'
ML04102  EQU   *
 FC 'Death is life''s way of telling you you''ve been fired.'
 FC '-- R. Geis'
 DC X'FE'
ML04103  EQU   *
 FC 'Death is Nature''s way of recycling human beings.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04104  EQU   *
 FC 'Death is nature''s way of saying ''slow down''.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04105  EQU   *
 FC 'Death the ultimat high.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04106  EQU   *
 FC 'Death: To stop sinning suddenly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04107  EQU   *
 FC 'Decaffeinated coffee? Just Say No.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04108  EQU   *
 FC 'Decisions terminate panic.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04109  EQU   *
 FC 'Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical'
 FC 'universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one'
 FC 'step beyond logic. -- from "The Sayings of Muad''Dib" by the'
 FC 'Priness Irulan'
 DC X'FE'
ML04110  EQU   *
 FC 'Deflector shields just came on, captain.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04111  EQU   *
 FC 'Dei sub numine widget'
 DC X'FE'
ML04112  EQU   *
 FC 'Deliberation: The act of examining one''s bread to determine'
 FC 'which side it is buttered on.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04113  EQU   *
 FC 'Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04114  EQU   *
 FC 'Democracy can withstand anything but democrats. - Jubal Harshaw'
 DC X'FE'
ML04115  EQU   *
 FC 'Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to'
 FC 'wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class'
 FC 'management. -- Senator Soaper'
 DC X'FE'
ML04116  EQU   *
 FC 'Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by'
 FC 'the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.'
 FC '-- G. B. Shaw'
 DC X'FE'
ML04117  EQU   *
 FC 'Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals'
 FC 'by Jackasses. -- H. L. Mencken'
 DC X'FE'
ML04118  EQU   *
 FC 'Democracy is based on the theorem that many men are smarter than'
 FC 'one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04119  EQU   *
 FC 'Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the'
 FC 'people are right more than half of the time.'
 FC '-- E. B. White'
 DC X'FE'
ML04120  EQU   *
 FC 'Dentist: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one''s mouth,'
 FC 'pulls coins out of one''s pockets. -- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML04121  EQU   *
 FC 'Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the czar won''t see his'
 FC 'face.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04122  EQU   *
 FC 'Desk: A wastebasket with drawers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04123  EQU   *
 FC 'DeVries'' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one'
 FC 'you don''t want hits the paper.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04124  EQU   *
 FC 'Diamonds may be hard to steal, but they''re easy to hide.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04125  EQU   *
 FC 'Did you ever buy wool candy at the circus?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04126  EQU   *
 FC 'Did you know that clones never use mirrors?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04127  EQU   *
 FC 'Did you know that no-one ever reads these things?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04128  EQU   *
 FC 'Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such'
 FC 'a conventional thing to happen to him. -- John Barrymore''s'
 FC 'dying words'
 DC X'FE'
ML04129  EQU   *
 FC 'Different all twisty a of in maze are you, passages little.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04130  EQU   *
 FC 'Digital circuits are made from analog parts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04131  EQU   *
 FC 'Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term.'
 FC 'Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per'
 FC 'fortnight.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04132  EQU   *
 FC 'Dinon dina, dit on, du dos dodu d''un dodu dindon. (Dindon dined,'
 FC 'said he, on the fat back of a fat turkey.)'
 DC X'FE'
ML04133  EQU   *
 FC 'Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a'
 FC 'rock.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04134  EQU   *
 FC 'Direct action produces direct reaction.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04135  EQU   *
 FC 'Discovery consists in seeing what everyone else has seen and'
 FC 'thinking what no one else has thought. -- Albert Szent-Gyorgi'
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ML04136  EQU   *
 FC 'Disease can be cured; fate is incurable.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04137  EQU   *
 FC 'Disguise your feelings when you put your relatives on the plane'
 FC 'for home.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04138  EQU   *
 FC 'Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04139  EQU   *
 FC 'Disk crisis, please clean up!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04140  EQU   *
 FC 'Distress, n.:'
 FC 'A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a'
 FC 'friend.   -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04141  EQU   *
 FC 'Do it today, tomorrow it will be bad for your health or illegal.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04142  EQU   *
 FC 'Do molecule biologists wear designer genes?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04143  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not be deceived by the whiteness of the turban. Soap is'
 FC 'bought on credit.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04144  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not be led astray onto the path of virtue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04145  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not be overly suspicious where it is not warranted.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04146  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not believe everything you hear or anything you say.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04147  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04148  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not clog intellect''s sluices with bits of knowledge of'
 FC 'questionable uses.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04149  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04150  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you awake'
 FC 'until noon.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04151  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not kiss an elephant on the lips today.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04152  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not learn the tricks of the trade - learn the trade.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04153  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not loan money to a fiend.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04154  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.'
 FC '-- Josh Billings'
 DC X'FE'
ML04155  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not read this fortune under penalty of law. Violators will be'
 FC 'prosecuted. (Penal code sec. 2.3.2 (Ii.A.))'
 DC X'FE'
ML04156  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not shoot a glass arrow into a painted deer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04157  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04158  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not speak about time, until you have spoken to him.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04159  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it'
 FC 'alive.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04160  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not tell big lies. Small ones can be just as effective.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04161  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not throw cigarette buts into the urinal for it makes them'
 FC 'soggy and hard to light.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04162  EQU   *
 FC 'Do not underestimate the power of the force.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04163  EQU   *
 FC 'Do something big -- fuck a giant'
 DC X'FE'
ML04164  EQU   *
 FC 'Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04165  EQU   *
 FC 'Do unto others before they do unto you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04166  EQU   *
 FC 'Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04167  EQU   *
 FC 'Do ya think I''m sexy?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04168  EQU   *
 FC 'Do you always hit the nail right on the thumb?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04169  EQU   *
 FC 'Do you have lysdexia?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04170  EQU   *
 FC 'Do you know the way to San Jose?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04171  EQU   *
 FC 'Do you know where *your* towel is?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04172  EQU   *
 FC 'Do you see anything wrong with going to bed with a german'
 FC 'shepherd?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04173  EQU   *
 FC 'Doc, note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet'
 FC 'on cod.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04174  EQU   *
 FC 'Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04175  EQU   *
 FC 'Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very'
 FC 'good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.'
 FC '-- Dick Brandon'
 DC X'FE'
ML04176  EQU   *
 FC 'Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04177  EQU   *
 FC 'Does your back go out more than you do?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04178  EQU   *
 FC 'Doghouse: A mutt hut.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04179  EQU   *
 FC 'Doing gets it done.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04180  EQU   *
 FC 'Doing nothing makes you tired ''cause you can''t take a break.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04181  EQU   *
 FC 'Domestic happiness and faithful friends.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04182  EQU   *
 FC 'Don: I didn''t know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill! Was she'
 FC 'pretty?'
 FC 'W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles'
 FC 'of bad road. She had so many gold teeth, Don, she use to'
 FC 'have to sleep with her head in a safe. She died in'
 FC 'Bolivia.'
 FC 'Don: Oh Bill, it must be hard to lose a relative.'
 FC 'W. C.: It''s almost impossible.'
 FC '-- W. C. Fields, from "The Further Adventures of Larson'
 FC 'E. Whipsnade and other Tarradiddles"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04183  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''s axiom: when all else fails, read the instructions.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04184  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t ask me what the score is. I''m not even sure what the game'
 FC 'is!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04185  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t be humble, you''re not that great. -- Golda Meir'
 DC X'FE'
ML04186  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t be mad about growing old, some aren''t that lucky.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04187  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t byte off more than you can multiplex.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04188  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t complain about what you don''t have -- just be happy you'
 FC 'don''t get what you deserve.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04189  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04190  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t crush that dwarf; hand me the pliers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04191  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t discount flying pigs before you have good air defense.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04192  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t discourage the other person''s plan unless you have a bette+
               r'
 FC 'one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04193  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t dream it, be it. -- from The Rocky Horror Picture Show'
 DC X'FE'
ML04194  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t eat yellow snow.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04195  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t ever slam a door; you might want to go back.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04196  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t everyone thank me at once.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04197  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t feed the bats tonight.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04198  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t force it; use a hammer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04199  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t get discouraged... ...Nobody is perfikt.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04200  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t get yourself involved with persons or situations that can''+
               t'
 FC 'bear inspection.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04201  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04202  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t hate me because I''m beautiful. Hate me because I''m'
 FC 'beautiful, smart and rich. -- Calvin Keegan'
 DC X'FE'
ML04203  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04204  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t hit the keys so hard, it hurts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04205  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t I know you?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04206  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t knock President Fillmore. He kept us out of Vietnam.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04207  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t let people drive you crazy when you know it''s in walking'
 FC 'distance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04208  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t let school interfere with your education.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04209  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t let your mouth write no check that your tail can''t cash.'
 FC '-- Bo Diddley'
 DC X'FE'
ML04210  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t lock the barn after it is stolen. - Hartly M. Baldwin'
 DC X'FE'
ML04211  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04212  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t look now, but your car was just towed!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04213  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t make a big deal out of everything; just deal with'
 FC 'everything.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04214  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04215  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t panic.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04216  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t put off for tomorrow what you can do today, because if you'
 FC 'enjoy it today you can do it again tomorrow.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04217  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get'
 FC 'blunted.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04218  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t read everything you believe.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04219  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t sweat it, it''s only ones and zeros.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04220  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t take life to serious, it ain''t nowhow pernament.'
 FC '-- Albert Aligator'
 DC X'FE'
ML04221  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t take life too seriously; you won''t get out of it alive.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04222  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as'
 FC 'effective.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04223  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.'
 FC '-- James J. Ling'
 DC X'FE'
ML04224  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t try to have the last word. You might get it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04225  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than'
 FC 'you free with my breakfast cereal. -- Zaphod Beeblebrox in'
 FC '"Hithiker''s Guide to the Galaxy"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04226  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t try too hard; you might succeed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04227  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t vote - it only encourages them!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04228  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are'
 FC 'any good, you''ll have to ram them down people''s throats.'
 FC '-- Howard Aiken'
 DC X'FE'
ML04229  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t worry about the world coming to an end today, it''s already+
               '
 FC 'tomorrow in Australia. -- Charles Shultz'
 DC X'FE'
ML04230  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t worry, if everything worked right you''d be out of a job.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04231  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t worry if you''re a kleptomaniac, you can always take'
 FC 'something for it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04232  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t worry over what other people are thinking about you.'
 FC 'They''re too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04233  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t worry you''ll get over it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04234  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t wrestle a pig in a mudhole. You both get all dirty, and'
 FC 'the pig enjoys it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04235  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t you ever do any work?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04236  EQU   *
 FC 'Don''t you feel more like you do now than you did when you came'
 FC 'in?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04237  EQU   *
 FC 'Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin'
 FC 'brother. -- Kahlil Gibran'
 DC X'FE'
ML04238  EQU   *
 FC 'Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.'
 FC '-- Voltaire'
 DC X'FE'
ML04239  EQU   *
 FC 'Doubt isn''t the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.'
 FC '-- Paul Tillich, German theologian and historian'
 DC X'FE'
ML04240  EQU   *
 FC 'Down with categorical imperative!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04241  EQU   *
 FC 'Down with ignurance!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04242  EQU   *
 FC 'Draft beer, not people'
 DC X'FE'
ML04243  EQU   *
 FC 'Draft the whales!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04244  EQU   *
 FC 'Draw your salary before spending it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04245  EQU   *
 FC 'Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04246  EQU   *
 FC 'Drew''s Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean'
 FC 'windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04247  EQU   *
 FC 'Drink pepper, M.D.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04248  EQU   *
 FC 'Drive carefully, death is so permanent.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04249  EQU   *
 FC 'Drive defensively, buy a tank.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04250  EQU   *
 FC 'Drop that pickle!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04251  EQU   *
 FC 'Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they''re the scenic+
               '
 FC 'route!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04252  EQU   *
 FC 'Dry dock: A thirsty physician.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04253  EQU   *
 FC 'Ducharm''s Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you'
 FC 'will recognize yourself as part of the problem.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04254  EQU   *
 FC 'Ducharme''s Precept:'
 FC 'Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04255  EQU   *
 FC 'Ducharme''s Precept: Opportunity always knocks at the least'
 FC 'opportune moment.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04256  EQU   *
 FC 'Duck who fly upside down have quack up.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04257  EQU   *
 FC 'Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,'
 FC 'and it holds the universe together.... -- Carl Zwanzig'
 DC X'FE'
ML04258  EQU   *
 FC 'Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great'
 FC 'leaders has been discontinued.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04259  EQU   *
 FC 'Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your'
 FC 'fate and captain of your soul.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04260  EQU   *
 FC 'During almost fifteen centuries the legal establishment of'
 FC 'Christianity has been upon trial. What has been its fruits? More'
 FC 'or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the clergy;'
 FC 'ignorance and servility in the laity,; in both, superstition,'
 FC 'bigotry, and persecution. -- James Madison'
 DC X'FE'
ML04261  EQU   *
 FC 'Duty is what one expects from others.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04262  EQU   *
 FC 'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to'
 FC 'have nothing whatever to do with it. -- W. Somerset Maughm'
 DC X'FE'
ML04263  EQU   *
 FC 'E pluribus unix.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04264  EQU   *
 FC 'E. Coli eats s--t.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04265  EQU   *
 FC 'Each honest calling, each walk of life, has its own elite, its'
 FC 'own aristocracy based on excellence of performance.'
 FC '-- James Bryant Conant'
 DC X'FE'
ML04266  EQU   *
 FC 'Each of us bears his own hell.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04267  EQU   *
 FC 'Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04268  EQU   *
 FC 'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04269  EQU   *
 FC 'Earth is a great funhouse without the fun. -- Jeff Berner'
 DC X'FE'
ML04270  EQU   *
 FC 'Easiest Color to Solve on a Rubik''s Cube: Black. Simply remove'
 FC 'all the little colored stickers on the cube, and each of side of'
 FC 'the cube will now be the original color of the plastic'
 FC 'underneath; -- black. According to the instructions, this means'
 FC 'the puzzle is solved.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04271  EQU   *
 FC 'Easy credit terms available... -- Satan (from R. Asprin''s Myth'
 FC 'series)'
 DC X'FE'
ML04272  EQU   *
 FC 'Easy street is a blind alley.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04273  EQU   *
 FC 'Eat yogurt and get culture.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04274  EQU   *
 FC 'Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for'
 FC 'economists.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04275  EQU   *
 FC 'Economics, n.:'
 FC 'Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J. K.'
 FC 'Galbraith ...'
 FC '-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist''s Almanac"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04276  EQU   *
 FC 'Economy makes men independent.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04277  EQU   *
 FC 'Education is the process of casting false pearls before real'
 FC 'swine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04278  EQU   *
 FC 'Education is what you get from reading the small print -'
 FC 'experience is what you get from not reading it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04279  EQU   *
 FC 'Een schip op het strand is een baken in zee.'
 FC 'A ship on the beach is a lighthouse to the sea.¨ - Dutch Proverb'
 DC X'FE'
ML04280  EQU   *
 FC 'Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak.'
 FC '-- Bullwinkle Moose'
 DC X'FE'
ML04281  EQU   *
 FC 'Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.'
 FC '-- Adlai Stevenson'
 DC X'FE'
ML04282  EQU   *
 FC 'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the'
 FC 'pain of being a damned fool. -- Bellamy Brooks'
 DC X'FE'
ML04283  EQU   *
 FC 'Egotist, n.: A person of low taste, more interested in himself'
 FC 'than me. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04284  EQU   *
 FC 'Ehrman''s Commentary: 1. Things will get worse before they get'
 FC 'better. 2. Who said things would get better?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04285  EQU   *
 FC 'Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees.'
 FC '-- Ronald Reagan, famous movie star'
 DC X'FE'
ML04286  EQU   *
 FC 'Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of'
 FC 'nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such'
 FC 'faith comforts the software engineer. -- Fred Brooks, Jr.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04287  EQU   *
 FC 'Eleanor Rigby'
 FC 'Sits at the keyboard'
 FC 'And waits for a line on the screen'
 FC 'Lives in a dream'
 FC 'Waits for a signal'
 FC 'Finding some code'
 FC 'That will make the machine do some more.'
 FC 'What is it for?'
 FC 'All the lonely users, where do they all come from?'
 FC 'All the lonely users, why does it take so long?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04288  EQU   *
 FC 'Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04289  EQU   *
 FC 'Electrocution: Burning at the stake with all the modern'
 FC 'improvements.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04290  EQU   *
 FC 'Elephant to naked man: how do you manage to breathe through that'
 FC 'thing, let alone pick up peanuts?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04291  EQU   *
 FC 'Elevators smell different to midgets'
 DC X'FE'
ML04292  EQU   *
 FC 'Elliptic paraboloids for sale.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04293  EQU   *
 FC 'Eloquence is logic on fire.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04294  EQU   *
 FC 'Emerson''s Law of Contrariness: Our chief want in life is'
 FC 'somebody who shall make us do what we can. Having found them, we'
 FC 'shall then hate them for it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04295  EQU   *
 FC 'Emersons'' Law of Contrariness:'
 FC 'Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do'
 FC 'what we can. Having found them, we shall then hate them'
 FC 'for it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04296  EQU   *
 FC 'Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04297  EQU   *
 FC 'Engineering without management is art. -- Jeff Johnson'
 DC X'FE'
ML04298  EQU   *
 FC 'Enjoy life now because you''re never going to get out of it alive.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML04299  EQU   *
 FC 'Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04300  EQU   *
 FC 'Enough research will tend to support your theory.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04301  EQU   *
 FC 'Entropy isn''t what it used to be.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04302  EQU   *
 FC 'Envy is a pain of mind that successful men cause their neighbors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04303  EQU   *
 FC 'Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things'
 FC 'which otherwise require harder thinking. -- Jerome Lettvin'
 DC X'FE'
ML04304  EQU   *
 FC 'Eschew obfuscation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04305  EQU   *
 FC 'Established technology tends to persist in spite of new'
 FC 'technology.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04306  EQU   *
 FC 'Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.'
 FC '-- Woody Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML04307  EQU   *
 FC 'Eternity is simulataneously whole. But time has a before and an'
 FC 'after. Therefore time and eternity are not the same thing.'
 FC '-- Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica'
 DC X'FE'
ML04308  EQU   *
 FC 'ETYMOLOGY: Some early etymological scholars come up with'
 FC 'derivations that were hard for the public to believe. The term'
 FC '''etymology'' was formed from the Latin ''etus'' ("eaten"), the ro+
               ot'
 FC '''mal'' ("bad"), and ''logy'' ("study of"). It meant "the study of+
               '
 FC 'things that are hard to swallow."'
 DC X'FE'
ML04309  EQU   *
 FC 'Eureka!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04310  EQU   *
 FC 'Evangelists do it with Him watching.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04311  EQU   *
 FC 'Even a cabbage may look at a king.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04312  EQU   *
 FC 'Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04313  EQU   *
 FC 'Even god lends a hand to honest boldness.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04314  EQU   *
 FC 'Even if the story isn''t true, it does have a grain of sense and'
 FC 'instruction to it, and it''s entertaining as well, so it''s worth'
 FC 'the telling.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04315  EQU   *
 FC 'Even if you can deceive people about a product through misleading'
 FC 'statements, sooner or later the product will speak for itself.'
 FC '-- Hajime Karatsu'
 DC X'FE'
ML04316  EQU   *
 FC 'Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going'
 FC 'to speak it to? -- Clarence Darrow'
 DC X'FE'
ML04317  EQU   *
 FC 'Even if you persuade me, you won''t persuade me.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04318  EQU   *
 FC 'Even if you win the rat race, you''re still a rat.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04319  EQU   *
 FC 'Even if you''re on the right track, you''ll get run over if you'
 FC 'just sit there. -- Will Rogers'
 DC X'FE'
ML04320  EQU   *
 FC 'Even moderation ought not to be practiced to excess.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04321  EQU   *
 FC 'Even the best of friends cannot attend each other''s funeral.'
 FC '-- Kehlog Albran'
 DC X'FE'
ML04322  EQU   *
 FC 'Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04323  EQU   *
 FC 'Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04324  EQU   *
 FC 'Even when opportunity knocks, you still have to get up off your'
 FC 'seat and open the door.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04325  EQU   *
 FC 'Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to'
 FC 'tell you just how busy they are?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04326  EQU   *
 FC 'Ever shoot an elephant in your pajamas?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04327  EQU   *
 FC 'Every 4 seconds a woman has a baby. Our problem is to find this'
 FC 'woman and stop her.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04328  EQU   *
 FC 'Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04329  EQU   *
 FC 'Every cloud engenders not a storm.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04330  EQU   *
 FC 'Every knot has an unraveller in allah.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04331  EQU   *
 FC 'Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04332  EQU   *
 FC 'Every man has his price. Every price has its man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04333  EQU   *
 FC 'Every man has three characters - that which he exhibits, that'
 FC 'which he has, and that which he thinks he has. - Alphonse Karrk'
 DC X'FE'
ML04334  EQU   *
 FC 'Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse.'
 FC '-- Miguel de Cervantes'
 DC X'FE'
ML04335  EQU   *
 FC 'Every man is as heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal'
 FC 'worse.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04336  EQU   *
 FC 'Every man thinks of his own fleas as gazelles.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04337  EQU   *
 FC 'Every now and then you have to sit yourself down take stock of'
 FC 'your life and say ''what the hell''. - MGV'
 DC X'FE'
ML04338  EQU   *
 FC 'Every once in a while I feel that I am at two with the universe.'
 FC '-- W. Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML04339  EQU   *
 FC 'Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it'
 FC 'was written and another for which it wasn''t.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04340  EQU   *
 FC 'Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at'
 FC 'least one instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce'
 FC 'that every program can be reduced to one instruction which'
 FC 'doesn''t work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04341  EQU   *
 FC 'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04342  EQU   *
 FC 'Every purchase has its price.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04343  EQU   *
 FC 'Every rose has a thorn as its friend.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04344  EQU   *
 FC 'Every sheep hangs by his own leg.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04345  EQU   *
 FC 'Every solution breeds new problems.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04346  EQU   *
 FC 'Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good; if a sperm gets'
 FC 'wasted, God get quite irate. -- Monty Pythons The Meaning of'
 FC 'Life'
 DC X'FE'
ML04347  EQU   *
 FC 'Every subject''s duty is the King''s; but every subject''s soul is+
               '
 FC 'his own. -- Shakespeare'
 DC X'FE'
ML04348  EQU   *
 FC 'Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is'
 FC 'no guarantee of eventual success.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04349  EQU   *
 FC 'Every time I think I know where it''s at, the move it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04350  EQU   *
 FC 'Every Titanic has its iceberg.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04351  EQU   *
 FC 'Every vibration awakens all others of its particular pitch.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04352  EQU   *
 FC 'Every why hath a wherefore.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04353  EQU   *
 FC 'Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything'
 FC 'about it. -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML04354  EQU   *
 FC 'Everybody must get stoned. -- Bob Dylan'
 DC X'FE'
ML04355  EQU   *
 FC 'Everybody ought to have a friend.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04356  EQU   *
 FC 'Everybody ought to have a maid.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04357  EQU   *
 FC 'Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04358  EQU   *
 FC 'Everybody''s talkin'' ''bout the new sound funny, but it''s still'
 FC 'rock and roll to me. - Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML04359  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to'
 FC 'be taught how not to. So it is with the great programmers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04360  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04361  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching'
 FC 'television. -- David Letterman'
 DC X'FE'
ML04362  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyone has a scheme that will not work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04363  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyone hates me because I''m paranoid.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04364  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyone is born a king, and most people die in exile.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04365  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyone is entitled to my opinion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04366  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyone is expendable and no one has a real friend. (Smile)'
 DC X'FE'
ML04367  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyone knows that dragons don''t exist. But while this'
 FC 'simplistic formulation may satisfy the layman, it does not'
 FC 'suffice for the scientific mind. The School of Higher Neantical'
 FC 'Nillity is in fact wholly unconcerned with what does exist.'
 FC 'Indeed, the banality of existence has been so amply demonstrated,'
 FC 'there is no need for us to discuss it any further here. The'
 FC 'brilliant Cerebron, attacking the problem analytically,'
 FC 'discovered three distinct kinds of dragon: the mythical, the'
 FC 'chimerical, and the purely hypothetical. They were all, one'
 FC 'might say, nonexistent, but each nonexisted in an entirely'
 FC 'different way ... -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04368  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyone should know where his towel is.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04369  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyone stopping by with unsought advice will see your mistake.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04370  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyone who got where he is had to start from where he was.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04371  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything bows to success, even grammar.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04372  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything coming your way? You''re in the wrong lane!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04373  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything goes wrong at once.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04374  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything great in this world comes from neurotics. - Proust'
 DC X'FE'
ML04375  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything is at the same time; nothing is vice versa.'
 FC '-- Zen saying'
 DC X'FE'
ML04376  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which,'
 FC 'unfortunately, no one we know belongs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04377  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything put together, falls apart, sooner or later.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04378  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything should be made as simple as possible but not simpler.'
 FC '-- Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML04379  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything should be transparent to the user.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04380  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything takes longer than you think it will.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04381  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything you know is wrong. -- The Firesign Theater'
 DC X'FE'
ML04382  EQU   *
 FC 'Everything''s coming up roses.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04383  EQU   *
 FC 'Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04384  EQU   *
 FC 'Excellence is THE trend of the ''80s. Walk into any'
 FC 'shopping mall bookstore, go to the rack where they keep the best-'
 FC 'sellers such as "Garfield Gets Spayed", and you''ll see a half-'
 FC 'dozen books telling you how to be excellent: "In Search of'
 FC 'Excellence", "Finding Excellence", "Grasping Hold of Excellence",'
 FC '"Where to Hide Your Excellence at Night So the Cleaning Personnel'
 FC 'Don''t Steal It", etc.'
 FC '-- Dave Barry, "In Search of Excellence"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04385  EQU   *
 FC 'Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike office water cooler.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04386  EQU   *
 FC 'Excellent day to have a rotten day.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04387  EQU   *
 FC 'Excellent time to become a missing person.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04388  EQU   *
 FC 'Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to'
 FC 'have sex. -- Ellyn Mustard'
 DC X'FE'
ML04389  EQU   *
 FC 'Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from'
 FC 'acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.'
 FC '-- W. Somerset Maugham'
 DC X'FE'
ML04390  EQU   *
 FC 'Excreto ergo sum.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04391  EQU   *
 FC 'Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04392  EQU   *
 FC 'Exercise caution in your daily affairs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04393  EQU   *
 FC 'Exhaustion error: Dos is too tired to boot.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04394  EQU   *
 FC 'Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits'
 FC 'you, and just before you realize what''s wrong with it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04395  EQU   *
 FC 'Expansion means complexity, and complexity decays.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04396  EQU   *
 FC 'Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04397  EQU   *
 FC 'Experience is a comb that nature gives us when we are bald.'
 FC '- Belgian proverb'
 DC X'FE'
ML04398  EQU   *
 FC 'Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.'
 FC '-- Poor Richard''s Almanac'
 DC X'FE'
ML04399  EQU   *
 FC 'Experience is one thing you can''t get for nothing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04400  EQU   *
 FC 'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a'
 FC 'mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones'
 DC X'FE'
ML04401  EQU   *
 FC 'Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04402  EQU   *
 FC 'Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first'
 FC 'and the instruction afterward.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04403  EQU   *
 FC 'Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead'
 FC 'of old ones.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04404  EQU   *
 FC 'Experience is what you get when you were expecting something'
 FC 'else.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04405  EQU   *
 FC 'Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes.'
 FC '-- James Anthony Froude'
 DC X'FE'
ML04406  EQU   *
 FC 'Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04407  EQU   *
 FC 'Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail in the'
 FC 'same way.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04408  EQU   *
 FC 'Expertise in one field does not carry over into other fields.'
 FC 'But experts often think so.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04409  EQU   *
 FC 'Express an opinion, but send advice by freight.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04410  EQU   *
 FC 'Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04411  EQU   *
 FC 'Extreme good-naturedness borders on weakness of character. Avoid'
 FC 'it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04412  EQU   *
 FC 'F u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04413  EQU   *
 FC 'f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04414  EQU   *
 FC 'F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DRN!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04415  EQU   *
 FC 'Fact - Red lights always last longer than the green ones.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04416  EQU   *
 FC 'Facts are stupid things. -- President Ronald Reagan'
 FC '(a blooper from his speeach at the ''88 GOP convention)'
 DC X'FE'
ML04417  EQU   *
 FC 'Failure is more frequently from want of energy than want of'
 FC 'capital.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04418  EQU   *
 FC 'Failure is the path of least persistence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04419  EQU   *
 FC 'Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04420  EQU   *
 FC 'Faire de la bonne cuisine demande un certain temps. Si on vous'
 FC 'fait attendre, c''est pour mieux vous servir, et vous plaire.'
 FC 'ÝGood cooking takes time. If you are made to wait, it is to'
 FC 'serve you better, and to please you.¨'
 FC '-- Menu of Restaurant Antoine, New Orleans'
 DC X'FE'
ML04421  EQU   *
 FC 'Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the'
 FC 'newspapers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04422  EQU   *
 FC 'Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the'
 FC 'door.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04423  EQU   *
 FC 'Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a'
 FC 'picnic without looking to see whether the seeds move.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04424  EQU   *
 FC 'Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the'
 FC 'occurence of the improbable. -- H. L. Mencken'
 DC X'FE'
ML04425  EQU   *
 FC 'Faith, n: That quality which enables us to believe what we know'
 FC 'to be untrue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04426  EQU   *
 FC 'Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate'
 FC 'in restraint. -- Dave Sim, author of Cerebrus.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04427  EQU   *
 FC 'False face must hide what the false heart doth know.'
 FC '-- Shakespeare'
 DC X'FE'
ML04428  EQU   *
 FC 'Familiarity breeds attempt.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04429  EQU   *
 FC 'Families, when a child is born Want it to be intelligent. I,'
 FC 'through intelligence, Having wrecked my whole life, Only hope the'
 FC 'baby will prove Ignorant and stupid. Then he will crown a'
 FC 'tranquil life By becoming a Cabinet Minister -- Su Tung-p''o'
 DC X'FE'
ML04430  EQU   *
 FC 'Famous last words:'
 FC '1) "Don''t worry, I can handle it."'
 FC '2) "You and what army?"'
 FC '3) "If you were as smart as you think you are, you'
 FC 'wouldn''t be a cop."'
 DC X'FE'
ML04431  EQU   *
 FC 'Fancy gizmos don''t work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04432  EQU   *
 FC 'Fantasy, abandoned by reason, produces impossible monsters;'
 FC 'united with it, she is the mother of the arts and the origin of'
 FC 'marvels. -- Goya'
 DC X'FE'
ML04433  EQU   *
 FC 'Far duller than a serpent''s tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04434  EQU   *
 FC 'Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of'
 FC 'the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded'
 FC 'yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight'
 FC 'million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green'
 FC 'planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive'
 FC 'that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea...'
 FC '-- Douglas Adams "The Hitchhiker''s Guide to the Galaxy"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04435  EQU   *
 FC 'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to'
 FC 'alter it every six months. -- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML04436  EQU   *
 FC 'Fast ship? You mean you''ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04437  EQU   *
 FC 'Fatal error at 2dh'
 FC 'Abort, Retry, Ignore, Curse me out?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04438  EQU   *
 FC 'Fate just keeps on happening. -- Anita Loos'
 DC X'FE'
ML04439  EQU   *
 FC 'Feel disillusioned? I''ve got some great new illusions ...'
 DC X'FE'
ML04440  EQU   *
 FC 'Feel good?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04441  EQU   *
 FC 'Few desires, happy life.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04442  EQU   *
 FC 'Few people have the imagination for reality. - Goethe'
 DC X'FE'
ML04443  EQU   *
 FC 'Fie for shame, you lascivious, lewd, lecherous, libidinous,'
 FC 'lustful, licentious, dirty bum!!"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04444  EQU   *
 FC 'Field theories, unite!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04445  EQU   *
 FC 'Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam,'
 FC 'you will forget your book. Corollary: If you are given a'
 FC 'take-home exam, you will forget where you live.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04446  EQU   *
 FC 'Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom;'
 FC 'one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04447  EQU   *
 FC 'FIGHTING WORDS'
 FC 'Say my love is easy had,'
 FC 'Say I''m bitten raw with pride,'
 FC 'Say I am too often sad --'
 FC 'Still behold me at your side.'
 FC 'Say I''m neither brave nor young,'
 FC 'Say I woo and coddle care,'
 FC 'Say the devil touched my tongue --'
 FC 'Still you have my heart to wear.'
 FC 'But say my verses do not scan,'
 FC 'And I get me another man!'
 FC '-- Dorothy Parker'
 DC X'FE'
ML04448  EQU   *
 FC 'Finagle''s Creed: Science is true. Don''t be misled by facts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04449  EQU   *
 FC 'Finagle''s first law: If an experiment works, something has gone'
 FC 'wrong.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04450  EQU   *
 FC 'Finagle''s fourth law: Once a job is messed up, anything done to'
 FC 'improve it makes it worse.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04451  EQU   *
 FC 'Finagle''s Law: The perversity of the universe tends toward a'
 FC 'maximum.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04452  EQU   *
 FC 'Finagle''s second Law: No matter what the anticipated result,'
 FC 'there will always be someone eager to'
 FC '(a) misinterpret it'
 FC '(b) fake it'
 FC '(c) believe it happened according to his own pet theory.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04453  EQU   *
 FC 'Finagle''s third Law: In any collection of data, the figure most'
 FC 'obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.'
 FC 'Corollaries: 1. Nobody whom you ask for help will see it. 2.'
 FC 'The first person who stops by, whose advice you really don''t want+
               '
 FC 'to hear, will see it immediately.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04454  EQU   *
 FC 'Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04455  EQU   *
 FC 'Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04456  EQU   *
 FC 'Firmness of delivery dates is inversely proportional to tightness'
 FC 'of schedule.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04457  EQU   *
 FC 'First law of advice: the correct advice is to give the advice'
 FC 'that is desired.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04458  EQU   *
 FC 'First Law of Bicycling: No matter which way you ride, it''s'
 FC 'uphill and against the wind.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04459  EQU   *
 FC 'First Law of Procrastination: Procrastination shortens the job'
 FC 'and places the responsibility for its termination on someone else'
 FC '(i.e., the authority who imposed the deadline).'
 DC X'FE'
ML04460  EQU   *
 FC 'First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04461  EQU   *
 FC 'First programming postulate: if a test installation functions'
 FC 'perfectly, all subsequent systems will malfunction.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04462  EQU   *
 FC 'First Rule of History: History doesn''t repeat itself; historians'
 FC 'merely repeat each other.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04463  EQU   *
 FC 'FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh,'
 FC 'when the little hand is on the ....Only God can make random'
 FC 'selections.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04464  EQU   *
 FC 'Flattery is all right -- if you don''t inhale.'
 FC '-- Adlai Stevenson'
 DC X'FE'
ML04465  EQU   *
 FC 'Flee at once, all is discovered.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04466  EQU   *
 FC 'Flon''s Law: There is not now, and never will be, a language in'
 FC 'which it is the least bit difficult to write a bad program.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04467  EQU   *
 FC 'Flugg''s Law: When you need to knock on wood is when you realize'
 FC 'that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04468  EQU   *
 FC 'Follow the advice of your heart.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04469  EQU   *
 FC 'Follow the good side right to the fire, but not into it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04470  EQU   *
 FC 'Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid'
 FC 'it. Geniuses remove it. -- Perlis''s Programming Proverb #58,'
 FC 'SIGPLAN Notices, Sept. 1982'
 DC X'FE'
ML04471  EQU   *
 FC 'Fools rush in where wise men fear to tread. - Laurence J. Petery'
 DC X'FE'
ML04472  EQU   *
 FC 'For a good time, call 452-6089.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04473  EQU   *
 FC 'For a really sweet time, call C6H12O6.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04474  EQU   *
 FC 'For adult education nothing beats children.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04475  EQU   *
 FC 'For an idea to be fashionable is ominous, since it must'
 FC 'afterwards be always old-fashioned.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04476  EQU   *
 FC 'For best results, squeeze from the bottom of the tube.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04477  EQU   *
 FC 'For courage mounteth with occasion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04478  EQU   *
 FC 'For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple,'
 FC 'neat, and wrong. -- H. L. Mencken'
 DC X'FE'
ML04479  EQU   *
 FC 'For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.'
 FC '-- R. Clopton'
 DC X'FE'
ML04480  EQU   *
 FC 'For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04481  EQU   *
 FC 'For he who builds his casbah out of halvah, beware the nibblers.'
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ML04482  EQU   *
 FC 'For murder is the sport of the elected. And you don''t even need'
 FC 'to lift a finger of your hand. -- Police'
 DC X'FE'
ML04483  EQU   *
 FC 'For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book'
 FC 'they will like.'
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ML04484  EQU   *
 FC 'For some good grease call 921-7723. (Hoagie haven)'
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ML04485  EQU   *
 FC 'For the sake of one rose, the gardener becomes the servant of a'
 FC 'thousand swords.'
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ML04486  EQU   *
 FC 'For thee the wonder working earth puts forth sweet flowers.'
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ML04487  EQU   *
 FC 'For we are always what are situations hand us;'
 FC 'It''s either sadness or euphoria. -- Billy Joel'
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ML04488  EQU   *
 FC 'For years a secret shame destroyed my peace --'
 FC 'I''d not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.'
 FC 'But now I think a thought that brings me hope:'
 FC 'Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.'
 FC '-- Justin Richardson.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04489  EQU   *
 FC 'For your penance, say five hail marys and one loud blah!'
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ML04490  EQU   *
 FC 'Force has no place where there is need of skill.'
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ML04491  EQU   *
 FC 'Forgetfulness: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in'
 FC 'compensation for their destitution of conscience.'
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ML04492  EQU   *
 FC 'Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.'
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ML04493  EQU   *
 FC 'Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment.'
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ML04494  EQU   *
 FC 'Fortunes! We don''t need no stinkin'' fortunes!'
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ML04495  EQU   *
 FC 'Four out of five doctors surveyed recommend preparation H for'
 FC 'temporary relief of mild hemorrhoidal itch.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04496  EQU   *
 FC 'Four out of the five dentists I surveyed recommended root canals'
 FC 'for patients.'
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ML04497  EQU   *
 FC 'Fourth Law of Applied Terror: The night before the English'
 FC 'History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages'
 FC 'on planaria. Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have'
 FC 'nothing else to do except study for that instructor''s course.'
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ML04498  EQU   *
 FC 'Fourth Law of Revision: It is usually impractical to worry'
 FC 'beforehand about interferences -- if you have none, someone will'
 FC 'make one for you.'
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ML04499  EQU   *
 FC 'Fourth programming postulate: interchangeable tapes won''t.'
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ML04500  EQU   *
 FC 'Frankly my dear, I don''t give a damn.'
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ML04501  EQU   *
 FC 'Free the Indianapolis 500.'
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ML04502  EQU   *
 FC 'Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. War is peace.'
 FC '-- Orwell'
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ML04503  EQU   *
 FC 'Freedom is still the most radical idea of all.'
 FC '-- Nathaniel Branden'
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ML04504  EQU   *
 FC 'Friction is a drag.'
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ML04505  EQU   *
 FC 'Friends, Romans, Hipsters, Let me clue you in; I come to put down'
 FC 'Caeser, not to groove him. The square kicks some cats are on stay'
 FC 'with them; The hip bits, like, go down under; so let it lay with'
 FC 'Caeser. The cool Brutus Gave you the message: Caeser had big'
 FC 'eyes; If that''s the sound, someone''s copping a plea, And, like,'
 FC 'old Caeser really set them straight. Here, copacetic with Brutus'
 FC 'and the studs, -- for Brutus is a real cool cat; So are they all,'
 FC 'all cool cats, -- Come I to make this gig at Caeser''s laying'
 FC 'down.'
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ML04506  EQU   *
 FC 'Frisbee players are ultimate lovers.'
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ML04507  EQU   *
 FC 'Frisbeetarianism: The belief that when you die, your soul goes up'
 FC 'on the roof and gets stuck.'
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ML04508  EQU   *
 FC 'Frobnicate, v.:'
 FC 'To manipulate or adjust, to tweak. Derived from'
 FC 'FROBNITZ. Usually abbreviated to FROB. Thus one has the saying'
 FC '"to frob a frob". See TWEAK and TWIDDLE. Usage: FROB, TWIDDLE,'
 FC 'and TWEAK sometimes connote points along a continuum. FROB'
 FC 'connotes aimless manipulation; TWIDDLE connotes gross'
 FC 'manipulation, often a coarse search for a proper setting; TWEAK'
 FC 'connotes fine-tuning. If someone is turning a knob on an'
 FC 'oscilloscope, then if he''s carefully adjusting it he is probably'
 FC 'tweaking it; if he is just turning it but looking at the screen'
 FC 'he is probably twiddling it; but if he''s just doing it because'
 FC 'turning a knob is fun, he''s frobbing it.'
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ML04509  EQU   *
 FC 'From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.'
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ML04510  EQU   *
 FC 'From there to here, from here to there, funny things are'
 FC 'everywhere. -- Dr. Seuss'
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ML04511  EQU   *
 FC 'From too much love of living,'
 FC 'From hope and fear set free,'
 FC 'We thank with brief thanksgiving,'
 FC 'Whatever gods may be,'
 FC 'That no life lives forever,'
 FC 'That dead men rise up never,'
 FC 'That even the weariest river winds somewhere safe to sea.'
 FC '-- Swinburne'
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ML04512  EQU   *
 FC 'Fudd''s First Law of Opposition:'
 FC 'Push something hard enough and it will fall over.'
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ML04513  EQU   *
 FC 'Fudd''s First Law of Opposition: Push something hard enough and'
 FC 'it will fall over.'
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ML04514  EQU   *
 FC 'Function reject.'
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ML04515  EQU   *
 FC 'Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.'
 FC '-- H. H. Williams'
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ML04516  EQU   *
 FC 'Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.'
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ML04517  EQU   *
 FC 'Future product: Andromeda stain - the hair colour that makes you'
 FC 'look like a star.'
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ML04518  EQU   *
 FC 'Future product: Calculater - an adding machine for'
 FC 'procrastinaters'
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ML04519  EQU   *
 FC 'Future product: Clearasol - effective sunspot remover.'
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ML04520  EQU   *
 FC 'Future product: Erosol - spray aprodisiac.'
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ML04521  EQU   *
 FC 'Future product: Gay abandon - homosexual repellent perfume.'
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ML04522  EQU   *
 FC 'Future product: Gossamer dodo - the human powered airplane for'
 FC 'those afraid to fly.'
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ML04523  EQU   *
 FC 'Future product: Hyper diaper - never needs changing; the load'
 FC 'just passes into another space/time.'
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ML04524  EQU   *
 FC 'Future product: Kodaclone - duplicating film.'
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ML04525  EQU   *
 FC 'Future product: Mop and glow - floor wax used by Three Mile'
 FC 'Island cleanup team.'
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ML04526  EQU   *
 FC 'Future product: Preparation A - shrinks asteroids.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04527  EQU   *
 FC 'Future product: Quan-tums - immediate relief from unstable'
 FC 'digestive states.'
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ML04528  EQU   *
 FC 'Future product: Quarkbar - the candy with flavour and charm.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04529  EQU   *
 FC 'Future product: Quasimoto - 4 wheeled hard-top moped made in'
 FC 'France.'
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ML04530  EQU   *
 FC 'Future product: Solar flexus - solar powered exercise equipment'
 FC 'to flatten stomach muscles.'
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ML04531  EQU   *
 FC 'Future product: Sqwerty - computer keyboard sized down for use by'
 FC 'children.'
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ML04532  EQU   *
 FC 'Future product: Trac III - blade 1 pulls the whiskers, the 2nd'
 FC 'cuts them, and the 3rd ties them into little bundles.'
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ML04533  EQU   *
 FC 'Future product: Trapezoid - a device for catching zoids.'
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ML04534  EQU   *
 FC 'Fuzzy project goals avoid the embarrassment of estimating the'
 FC 'costs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04535  EQU   *
 FC 'G. B. Shaw to William Douglas Home: "Go on writing plays, my boy.'
 FC 'One of these days a London producer will go into his office and'
 FC 'say to his secretary, ''Is there a play from Shaw this morning?'''
 FC 'and when she says ''No,'' he will say, ''Well, then we''ll have to+
               '
 FC 'start on the rubbish.'' And that''s your chance, my boy."'
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ML04536  EQU   *
 FC 'Garbage In, Gospel Out'
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ML04537  EQU   *
 FC 'Garlic is to salad what insanity is to art.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04538  EQU   *
 FC 'Garter: An elastic band intended to keep a woman from coming out'
 FC 'of her stockings and desolating the country.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04539  EQU   *
 FC 'Gee, Toto, I don''t think we''re in Kansas anymore.'
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ML04540  EQU   *
 FC 'Genderplex, n.: The predicament of a person in a restaurant who'
 FC 'is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g.,'
 FC 'turtles and tortoises). -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"'
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ML04541  EQU   *
 FC 'Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04542  EQU   *
 FC 'Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you'
 FC 'don''t, why you should.'
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ML04543  EQU   *
 FC 'Genius is the talent of a man who is dead.'
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ML04544  EQU   *
 FC 'Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus'
 FC 'handicapped. -- Elbert Hubbard'
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ML04545  EQU   *
 FC 'Genius, n.:'
 FC 'A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes'
 FC 'with "bright".'
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ML04546  EQU   *
 FC 'George Orwell was an optimist.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04547  EQU   *
 FC 'Gerrold''s Laws of Infernal Dynamics:'
 FC '1) An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong'
 FC 'direction.'
 FC '2) An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.'
 FC '3) The energy required to change either one of these states'
 FC 'will always be more than you wish to expend, but never so much as'
 FC 'to make the task totally impossible.'
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ML04548  EQU   *
 FC 'Get forgiveness now -- tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.'
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ML04549  EQU   *
 FC 'Get hold of portable property. -- Charles Dickens, "Great'
 FC 'Expectations"'
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ML04550  EQU   *
 FC 'Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!'
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ML04551  EQU   *
 FC '-- Gifts for Children --'
 FC 'This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for'
 FC 'children, because they will tell you exactly what they want.'
 FC 'They spend months and months researching these kinds of things by'
 FC 'watching Saturday-morning cartoon-show advertisements. Make sure'
 FC 'you get your children exactly what they ask for, even if you'
 FC 'disapprove of their choices. If your child thinks he wants'
 FC 'Murderous Bob, the Doll with the Face You Can Rip Right Off,'
 FC 'you''d better get it. You may be worried that it might help to'
 FC 'encourage your child''s antisocial tendencies, but believe me, you+
               '
 FC 'have not seen antisocial tendencies until you''ve seen a child who+
               '
 FC 'is convinced that he or she did not get the right gift.'
 FC '-- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor''s Guide"'
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ML04552  EQU   *
 FC '-- Gifts for Men --'
 FC 'Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why'
 FC 'professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them'
 FC 'is easy. But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe'
 FC 'they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new'
 FC 'ones make them nervous. For example, your average man has 84'
 FC 'ties, but he wears, at most, only three of them. He has learned,'
 FC 'through humiliating trial and error, that if he wears any of the'
 FC 'other 81 ties, his wife will probably laugh at him ("You''re not'
 FC 'going to wear THAT tie with that suit, are you?"). So he has'
 FC 'narrowed it down to three safe ties, and has gone several years'
 FC 'without being laughed at. If you give him a new tie, he will'
 FC 'pretend to like it, but deep inside he will hate you.'
 FC 'If you want to give a man something practical, consider tires.'
 FC 'More than once, I would have gladly traded all the gifts I got'
 FC 'for a new set of tires.'
 FC '-- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor''s Guide"'
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ML04553  EQU   *
 FC 'Ginsberg''s Theorem:'
 FC '1. You can''t win.'
 FC '2. You can''t break even.'
 FC '3. You can''t even quit the game.'
 FC 'Freeman''s Commentary on Ginsberg''s theorem: Every major'
 FC 'philosophy that attempts to make life seem meaningful is based on'
 FC 'the negation of one part of Ginsberg''s Theorem. To wit:'
 FC '1. Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win.'
 FC '2. Socialism is based on the assumption that you can break'
 FC 'even.'
 FC '3. Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can quit the'
 FC 'game.'
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ML04554  EQU   *
 FC 'Girl, bathing on bikini, eyeing boy, finds boy eyeing bikini on'
 FC 'bathing girl.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04555  EQU   *
 FC 'Girls just wanna have fun...Guys just wanna have girls.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04556  EQU   *
 FC 'Girls just want to have lunch -- A. Yankovic'
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ML04557  EQU   *
 FC 'Girls seldom show dimples to boys who have pimples.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04558  EQU   *
 FC 'Give a man a hammer and he will begin to view the world as a'
 FC 'collection of nails.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04559  EQU   *
 FC 'Give a woman an inch and she''ll park a car in it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04560  EQU   *
 FC 'Give him an evasive answer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04561  EQU   *
 FC 'Give me a fish and I will eat today. Teach me to fish and I will'
 FC 'eat forever.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04562  EQU   *
 FC 'Give me a Plumber''s friend the size of the Pittsburgh dome, and a+
               '
 FC 'place to stand, and I will drain the world.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04563  EQU   *
 FC 'Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04564  EQU   *
 FC 'Give me the Luxuries, and the Hell with the Necessities!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04565  EQU   *
 FC 'Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and'
 FC 'moving to a new town.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04566  EQU   *
 FC 'Give up.'
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ML04567  EQU   *
 FC 'Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.'
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ML04568  EQU   *
 FC 'Give your time to those who need it most.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04569  EQU   *
 FC 'Give: help support hepless victims of computer error.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04570  EQU   *
 FC 'Given my druthers, I''d druther not.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04571  EQU   *
 FC 'Glib''s Fourth Law of Unreliability:'
 FC 'Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds'
 FC 'the probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting'
 FC 'some useful work done.'
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ML04572  EQU   *
 FC 'Go ''way! You''re bothering me!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04573  EQU   *
 FC 'Go away.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04574  EQU   *
 FC 'Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04575  EQU   *
 FC 'Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value'
 FC 'there may be in owning a piece thereof. -- National Lampoon,'
 FC '"Deteriorada"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04576  EQU   *
 FC 'Go soothingly in the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04577  EQU   *
 FC 'Go west young, man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04578  EQU   *
 FC 'God created woman to tame man. - Voltaire'
 DC X'FE'
ML04579  EQU   *
 FC 'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6'
 FC 'days and then pulled an all-nighter.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04580  EQU   *
 FC 'God does not play dice with the universe.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04581  EQU   *
 FC 'God gives us relatives; thank god we can chose our friends.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04582  EQU   *
 FC 'God grant me the senility to accept the things I cannot change,'
 FC 'The frustration to try to change things I cannot affect, and the'
 FC 'wisdom to tell the difference.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04583  EQU   *
 FC 'God is a comic playing to an audience that''s afraid to laugh'
 DC X'FE'
ML04584  EQU   *
 FC 'God is a polythiest'
 DC X'FE'
ML04585  EQU   *
 FC 'God is an atheist.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04586  EQU   *
 FC 'God is Dead -- Nietzsche;'
 FC 'Nietzsche is Dead -- God;'
 FC 'Nietzsche is God -- Dead;'
 DC X'FE'
ML04587  EQU   *
 FC 'God is dead. -- Nietzsche ¦ Nietzsche is dead. -- God'
 DC X'FE'
ML04588  EQU   *
 FC 'God is not dead! He''s alive and autographing bibles at Cody''s'
 DC X'FE'
ML04589  EQU   *
 FC 'God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the'
 FC 'elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on'
 FC 'trying other things.'
 FC '-- Pablo Picasso'
 DC X'FE'
ML04590  EQU   *
 FC 'God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.'
 FC '-- Alfred Jarry'
 DC X'FE'
ML04591  EQU   *
 FC 'God isn''t dead, he just couldn''t find a parking place.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04592  EQU   *
 FC 'God isn''t dead -- he''s been busted'
 DC X'FE'
ML04593  EQU   *
 FC 'God isn''t dead, He''s just trying to avoid the draft.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04594  EQU   *
 FC 'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School'
 FC 'Board -- Mark Twain'
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ML04595  EQU   *
 FC 'God made the integers; all else is the work of man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04596  EQU   *
 FC 'God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04597  EQU   *
 FC 'God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.'
 FC 'God may be subtle, but He isn''t plain mean.'
 FC '-- Albert Einstein'
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ML04598  EQU   *
 FC 'God must love the common man; He made so many of them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04599  EQU   *
 FC 'God never imposes a duty upon us without giving us time and'
 FC 'strength to perform it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04600  EQU   *
 FC 'God never misses an opportunity - if the door is open he will'
 FC 'come in.'
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ML04601  EQU   *
 FC 'God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday,'
 FC 'and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday,'
 FC 'Thursday, and Saturday. -- William Bragg'
 DC X'FE'
ML04602  EQU   *
 FC 'Going the speed of light is bad for your age.'
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ML04603  EQU   *
 FC 'Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going'
 FC 'to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage'
 FC 'makes a person a car.'
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ML04604  EQU   *
 FC 'Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in'
 FC 'distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then'
 FC 'give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in'
 FC 'great prisons, although gold hasn''t done anything to them.'
 FC '-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist''s Almanac"'
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ML04605  EQU   *
 FC 'Goldenstern''s Rules: 1. Always hire a rich attorney 2. Never'
 FC 'buy from a rich salesman.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04606  EQU   *
 FC 'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a'
 FC 'bad example. -- La Rouch'
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ML04607  EQU   *
 FC 'Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. -- George Saunders'''
 FC 'dying words'
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ML04608  EQU   *
 FC 'Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.'
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ML04609  EQU   *
 FC 'Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.'
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ML04610  EQU   *
 FC 'Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to school.'
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ML04611  EQU   *
 FC 'Good day to let down old friends who need help.'
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ML04612  EQU   *
 FC 'Good fortune will find you, providing you gave directions.'
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ML04613  EQU   *
 FC 'Good health will be yours for a long time.'
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ML04614  EQU   *
 FC 'Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.'
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ML04615  EQU   *
 FC 'Good morning, this is the telephone company. Due to repairs,'
 FC 'we''re giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off+
               '
 FC 'indefinitely at ten o''clock. (that''s two minutes from now.)'
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ML04616  EQU   *
 FC 'Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04617  EQU   *
 FC 'Good news is just life''s way of keeping you off balance.'
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ML04618  EQU   *
 FC 'Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.'
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ML04619  EQU   *
 FC 'Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your'
 FC 'mate''s new lover.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04620  EQU   *
 FC 'Good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because no one'
 FC 'looks for them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04621  EQU   *
 FC 'Gossip: letting the chat out of the bag.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04622  EQU   *
 FC 'Got mole problems? Call Avogadro 6.02 E23.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04623  EQU   *
 FC 'Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured'
 FC 'programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.'
 FC '-- Ray Simard'
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ML04624  EQU   *
 FC 'Grandpa Charnock''s Law: You never really learn to swear until'
 FC 'you learn to drive.'
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ML04625  EQU   *
 FC 'Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in'
 FC 'love. -- Albert Einstein'
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ML04626  EQU   *
 FC 'Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04627  EQU   *
 FC 'Gray''s Law of Programming:'
 FC '`n+1'' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in'
 FC 'the same time as `n'' tasks.'
 FC 'Logg''s Rebuttal to Gray''s Law:'
 FC '`n+1'' trivial tasks take twice as long as `n'' trivial'
 FC 'tasks.'
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ML04628  EQU   *
 FC 'GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#21): July 30, 1917 On this'
 FC 'day, New York City hotel detectives burst in and caught then'
 FC 'Senator Warren G. Harding in bed with an underage girl. He bought'
 FC 'them off with a $20 bribe, and later remarked thankfully, "I'
 FC 'thought I wouldn''t get out of that under $1000!" Always one to'
 FC 'learn from his mistakes, in later years President Harding carried'
 FC 'on his affairs in a tiny closet in the White House Cabinet Room'
 FC 'while Secret Service men stood lookout.'
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ML04629  EQU   *
 FC 'Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for'
 FC 'traffic tickets.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04630  EQU   *
 FC 'Grelb''s Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider'
 FC 'themselves to be above average drivers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04631  EQU   *
 FC 'Grub first, then ethics. -- Bertolt Brecht'
 DC X'FE'
ML04632  EQU   *
 FC 'Gumperson''s law: the probability of anything happening is'
 FC 'inversely proportional to its desirability.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04633  EQU   *
 FC 'Gy-ro-scope: A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly about an'
 FC 'axis and also free to rotate about one or both of two axes'
 FC 'perpendicular to each other and the axis of spin so that a'
 FC 'rotation of one of the two mutually perpindicular axes results'
 FC 'from application of torque to the other when the wheel is'
 FC 'spinning and so that the entire apparatus offers considerable'
 FC 'opposition depending on the angular momentum to any torque that'
 FC 'would change the direction of the axis of spin. -- Webster''s'
 FC 'Seventh New Collegiate Dictionary'
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ML04634  EQU   *
 FC 'H. L. Mencken''s Law: Those who can do. Those who can''t teach.'
 FC 'Martin''s Extension: Those who cannot teach administrate.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04635  EQU   *
 FC 'Hacker''s Law: The belief that enhanced understanding will'
 FC 'necessarily stir a nation to action is one of mankind''s oldest'
 FC 'illusions.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04636  EQU   *
 FC 'Hackers do it with all sorts of characters.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04637  EQU   *
 FC 'Hackers do it with bugs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04638  EQU   *
 FC 'Hackers do it with fewer instructions.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04639  EQU   *
 FC 'Hackers know all the right MOVs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04640  EQU   *
 FC 'Hackers of the world, unite!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04641  EQU   *
 FC 'Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror,'
 FC 'and you would not have been informed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04642  EQU   *
 FC 'Hail to the sun god He sure is a fun god Ra! Ra! Ra!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04643  EQU   *
 FC 'Hailing frequencies open, captain.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04644  EQU   *
 FC 'Half Moon tonight. (At least its better than no Moon at all.)'
 DC X'FE'
ML04645  EQU   *
 FC 'Half of one, six dozen of the other.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04646  EQU   *
 FC 'Hall''s Laws of Politics:'
 FC '(1) The voters want fewer taxes and more spending.'
 FC '(2) Citizens want honest politicians until they want'
 FC 'something fixed.'
 FC '(3) Constituency drives out consistency (i.e., liberals'
 FC 'defend  military spending, and conservatives social'
 FC 'spending in their own districts).'
 DC X'FE'
ML04647  EQU   *
 FC 'Hand: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and'
 FC 'commonly thrust into somebody''s pocket.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04648  EQU   *
 FC 'Hanlon''s Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is'
 FC 'adequately explained by stupidity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04649  EQU   *
 FC 'Hanson''s Treatment of Time:'
 FC 'There are never enough hours in a day, but always too'
 FC 'many days before Saturday.'
 FC 'Happiness, n.:'
 FC 'An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the'
 FC 'misery of another.'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04650  EQU   *
 FC 'Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. -- Ogden Nash'
 DC X'FE'
ML04651  EQU   *
 FC 'Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04652  EQU   *
 FC 'Happiness isn''t something you experience; it''s something you'
 FC 'remember. -- Oscar Levant'
 DC X'FE'
ML04653  EQU   *
 FC 'Happy feast of the pig.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04654  EQU   *
 FC 'Hardly a pure science, history is closer to animal husbandry than'
 FC 'it is to mathematics, in that it involves selective breeding. The'
 FC 'principal difference between the husbandryman and the historian'
 FC 'is that the former breeds sheep or cows or such, and the latter'
 FC 'breeds (assumed) facts. The husbandryman uses his skills to'
 FC 'enrich the future; the historian uses his to enrich the past.'
 FC 'Both are usually up to their ankles in bullshit.'
 FC '-- Tom Robbins'
 DC X'FE'
ML04655  EQU   *
 FC 'Hark, Hark, the dogs do bark'
 FC 'The Duke is fond of kittens'
 FC 'He likes to take their insides out'
 FC 'And use them for his mittens.'
 FC 'From "The Thirteen Clocks"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04656  EQU   *
 FC 'Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,'
 FC 'Advertising wondrous things.'
 FC 'Angels we have heard on High'
 FC 'Tell us to go out and Buy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04657  EQU   *
 FC 'Harp not on that string.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04658  EQU   *
 FC 'Harris''s Lament: All the good ones are taken.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04659  EQU   *
 FC 'Harrisberger''s Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly'
 FC 'proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04660  EQU   *
 FC 'Hartley''s First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but if you'
 FC 'can get him to float on his back, you''ve got something.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04661  EQU   *
 FC 'Hartley''s Second Law: Never sleep with anyone crazier than'
 FC 'yourself.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04662  EQU   *
 FC 'Harvard Law: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of'
 FC 'pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the'
 FC 'organism will do as it damn well pleases.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04663  EQU   *
 FC 'Has everyone noticed that all the letters of the word "database"'
 FC 'are typed with the left hand? Now the layout of the QWERTYUIOP'
 FC 'typewriter keyboard was designed, among other things, to'
 FC 'facilitate the even use of both hands. It follows, therefore,'
 FC 'that writing about databases is not only unnatural, but a lot'
 FC 'harder than it appears.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04664  EQU   *
 FC 'Haste maketh waste.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04665  EQU   *
 FC 'Hatred: A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another''s'
 FC 'superiority.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04666  EQU   *
 FC 'Have faith, though it be only in a stone, and you will recover.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04667  EQU   *
 FC 'Have no friends not equal to yourself.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04668  EQU   *
 FC 'Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale blue moonlight...'
 FC '-- Joker'
 DC X'FE'
ML04669  EQU   *
 FC 'Have you ever noticed that people who do things get most of their'
 FC 'criticism from people who do nothing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04670  EQU   *
 FC 'Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to'
 FC 'tell you, "There''s a time for work and a time for play," never'
 FC 'find the time for play?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04671  EQU   *
 FC 'Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous'
 FC 'grass is a crack in your sidewalk."'
 DC X'FE'
ML04672  EQU   *
 FC 'Have you read the book "Celsius 232?"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04673  EQU   *
 FC 'Have you seen "Invasion of the body stockings?"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04674  EQU   *
 FC 'Have you seen Quasimodo? I had a hunch he was back.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04675  EQU   *
 FC 'Having nothing, nothing can he lose.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04676  EQU   *
 FC 'Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04677  EQU   *
 FC 'He does it with a better grace, but I do it more natural.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04678  EQU   *
 FC 'He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all'
 FC 'directions.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04679  EQU   *
 FC 'He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04680  EQU   *
 FC 'He hasn''t one redeeming vice. -- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML04681  EQU   *
 FC 'He hath eaten me out of house and home.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04682  EQU   *
 FC 'He is a good story teller who can turn your ears into eyes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04683  EQU   *
 FC 'He is extremely smart, considering how stupid he is.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04684  EQU   *
 FC 'He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04685  EQU   *
 FC 'He is now rising from affluence to poverty. -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML04686  EQU   *
 FC 'He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by'
 FC 'death. -- H. H. Munro'
 DC X'FE'
ML04687  EQU   *
 FC 'He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another''s mishap.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04688  EQU   *
 FC 'He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn''t ordered.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04689  EQU   *
 FC 'He preferred to be rather than to seem good. -- Sallust'
 DC X'FE'
ML04690  EQU   *
 FC 'He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04691  EQU   *
 FC 'He then said: If a man does not see or hear the waters of the'
 FC 'Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares'
 FC 'in an open market.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04692  EQU   *
 FC 'He thinks that he could easily win your heart.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04693  EQU   *
 FC 'He thought he saw an albatross'
 FC 'That fluttered ''round the lamp.'
 FC 'He looked again and saw it was'
 FC 'A penny postage stamp.'
 FC '"You''d best be getting home," he said,'
 FC '"The nights are rather damp."'
 DC X'FE'
ML04694  EQU   *
 FC 'He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04695  EQU   *
 FC 'He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04696  EQU   *
 FC 'He was so crooked you could use him to pull corks with...'
 DC X'FE'
ML04697  EQU   *
 FC 'He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both'
 FC 'eyes...'
 DC X'FE'
ML04698  EQU   *
 FC 'He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting'
 FC 'industry attacks democracy itself. -- William S. Paley,'
 FC 'chairman of CBS'
 DC X'FE'
ML04699  EQU   *
 FC 'He who believes the past cannot be changed has not yet written'
 FC 'his memoirs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04700  EQU   *
 FC 'He who drives an ass must of necessity know its wind.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04701  EQU   *
 FC 'He who eats when he is full digs his grave with his teeth.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04702  EQU   *
 FC 'He who enters contest is optimistic as submarine with screen'
 FC 'doors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04703  EQU   *
 FC 'He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04704  EQU   *
 FC 'He who foresees calamities suffers them twice over.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04705  EQU   *
 FC 'He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04706  EQU   *
 FC 'He who has burned his mouth with milk blows on ice cream.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04707  EQU   *
 FC 'He who has had, has been, but he who hasn''t been, has been had.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04708  EQU   *
 FC 'He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04709  EQU   *
 FC 'He who hesitates is sometimes saved.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04710  EQU   *
 FC 'He who hoots with owls by night cannot soar with eagles by day.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04711  EQU   *
 FC 'He who houses a camel must make his door higher.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04712  EQU   *
 FC 'He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat'
 FC 'when going on cruise.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04713  EQU   *
 FC 'He who is a mocker dances without a tambourine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04714  EQU   *
 FC 'He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything'
 FC 'else.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04715  EQU   *
 FC 'He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04716  EQU   *
 FC 'He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is'
 FC 'enlightened.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04717  EQU   *
 FC 'He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04718  EQU   *
 FC 'He who laughs last didn''t get the joke.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04719  EQU   *
 FC 'He who laughs last, didn''t get the punch line.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04720  EQU   *
 FC 'He who laughs, lasts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04721  EQU   *
 FC 'He who looks like his passport photo is not well enough to'
 FC 'travel.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04722  EQU   *
 FC 'He who loses his head is usually the last one to miss it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04723  EQU   *
 FC 'He who reads many fortunes gets confused.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04724  EQU   *
 FC 'He who shits on the road will meet flies on his return.'
 FC '-- South African Saying'
 DC X'FE'
ML04725  EQU   *
 FC 'He who sleeps in a marsh wakes up cousin to the frogs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04726  EQU   *
 FC 'He who slings mud loses ground.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04727  EQU   *
 FC 'He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own'
 FC 'hands.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04728  EQU   *
 FC 'He who speaks the truth better have one foot in the stirrup.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04729  EQU   *
 FC 'He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of'
 FC 'TNT.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04730  EQU   *
 FC 'He who touches honey is compelled to lick his fingers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04731  EQU   *
 FC 'He who weeps when sowing shall laugh when reaping.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04732  EQU   *
 FC 'He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.'
 FC '-- M. C. Escher'
 DC X'FE'
ML04733  EQU   *
 FC 'HE: Let''s end it all, bequeathin'' our brains to science.'
 FC 'SHE: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains.'
 FC '-- Walt Kelley'
 DC X'FE'
ML04734  EQU   *
 FC 'He''ll sit here and he''ll say, "Do this! Do that!" And nothing'
 FC 'will happen. -- Harry S. Truman, on presidential power'
 DC X'FE'
ML04735  EQU   *
 FC 'He''s dead, Jim.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04736  EQU   *
 FC 'He''s the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he''d+
               '
 FC 'be there ... with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut'
 FC 'butter.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04737  EQU   *
 FC 'Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04738  EQU   *
 FC 'Hearts are the depositories of secrets, lips are their locks and'
 FC 'tongues are their keys.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04739  EQU   *
 FC 'Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with'
 FC 'talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with'
 FC 'attention while you expound your own.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04740  EQU   *
 FC 'Heavy, adj.:'
 FC 'Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04741  EQU   *
 FC 'Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. -- Milton Friedman'
 DC X'FE'
ML04742  EQU   *
 FC 'Hell is for children. - Pat Benatar'
 DC X'FE'
ML04743  EQU   *
 FC 'Hell''s broken loose.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04744  EQU   *
 FC 'Heller''s Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.'
 FC 'Johnson''s Corollary: Nobody really knows what is going on'
 FC 'anywhere within the organization.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04745  EQU   *
 FC 'Hello! I''m bounder of adventure!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04746  EQU   *
 FC 'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04747  EQU   *
 FC 'Help stamp out, remove and abolish redundancy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04748  EQU   *
 FC 'Her life was saved by rock and roll. -- Lou Reed'
 DC X'FE'
ML04749  EQU   *
 FC 'Her locks an ancient lady gave'
 FC 'Her loving husband''s life to save;'
 FC 'And men -- they honored so the dame --'
 FC 'Upon some stars bestowed her name.'
 FC 'But to our modern married fair,'
 FC 'Who''d give their lords to save their hair,'
 FC 'No stellar recognition''s given.'
 FC 'There are not stars enough in heaven.'
 FC 'I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should.'
 FC '-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe'
 DC X'FE'
ML04750  EQU   *
 FC 'Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from'
 FC 'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...'
 DC X'FE'
ML04751  EQU   *
 FC 'Here comes the orator, with his flood of words and his drop of'
 FC 'reason.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04752  EQU   *
 FC 'Here I am, fifty-eight, and I still don''t know what I want to be'
 FC 'when I grow up. -- Peter Drucker'
 DC X'FE'
ML04753  EQU   *
 FC 'Here in my heart, I am Helen;'
 FC 'I''m Aspasia and Hero, at least.'
 FC 'I''m Judith, and Jael, and Madame de Stael;'
 FC 'I''m Salome, moon of the East.'
 FC 'Here in my soul I am Sappho;'
 FC 'Lady Hamilton am I, as well.'
 FC 'In me Recamier vies with Kitty O''Shea,'
 FC 'With Dido, and Eve, and poor nell.'
 FC 'I''m all of the glamorous ladies'
 FC 'At whose beckoning history shook.'
 FC 'But you are a man, and see only my pan,'
 FC 'So I stay at home with a book.'
 FC '-- Dorothy Parker'
 DC X'FE'
ML04754  EQU   *
 FC 'Heres to woman! Would that we could fall into her arms without'
 FC 'falling into her hands. -- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML04755  EQU   *
 FC 'Heuristics are bug ridden by definition. If they didn''t have'
 FC 'bugs, then they''d be algorithms.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04756  EQU   *
 FC 'Hey what? Where? When? (Are you confused as I am?)'
 DC X'FE'
ML04757  EQU   *
 FC 'Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!" -- W. C. Fields'
 DC X'FE'
ML04758  EQU   *
 FC 'Hi there! This is just a note from me, to you, to tell you, the'
 FC 'person reading this note, that I can''t think up any more famous'
 FC 'quotes, jokes, nor bizarre stories, so you may as well go home.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04759  EQU   *
 FC 'High salaries equals happiness equals project success.'
 FC '-- Richard F. Moore'
 DC X'FE'
ML04760  EQU   *
 FC 'Hindsight is an exact science.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04761  EQU   *
 FC 'Hippogriff: An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half'
 FC 'griffin. The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion'
 FC 'and half eagle. The hippogriff was actually, therefore, only one'
 FC 'quarter eagle, which is two dollars and fifty cents in gold. The'
 FC 'study of zoology is full of surprises.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04762  EQU   *
 FC 'Hire the morally handicapped.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04763  EQU   *
 FC 'His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04764  EQU   *
 FC 'His life was formal; his actions seemed ruled with a ruler.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04765  EQU   *
 FC 'His mind is like a steel trap -- full of mice.'
 FC '-- Foghorn Leghorn'
 DC X'FE'
ML04766  EQU   *
 FC 'History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04767  EQU   *
 FC 'History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion'
 FC '-- i.e. none to speak of. -- Lazarus Long'
 DC X'FE'
ML04768  EQU   *
 FC 'History is a tool used by politicians to justify their'
 FC 'intentions. -- Ted Koppel'
 DC X'FE'
ML04769  EQU   *
 FC 'History is more or less bunk. -- Henry Ford'
 DC X'FE'
ML04770  EQU   *
 FC 'History repeats itself. That''s one thing wrong with history.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04771  EQU   *
 FC 'Hlade''s Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy'
 FC 'person -- they will find an easier way to do it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04772  EQU   *
 FC 'Hoare''s Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a'
 FC 'small problem struggling to get out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04773  EQU   *
 FC 'Hofstadter''s Law:'
 FC 'It always takes longer than you expect, even when you'
 FC 'take Hofstadter''s Law into account.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04774  EQU   *
 FC 'Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good'
 FC 'blaster at your side. -- Han Solo'
 DC X'FE'
ML04775  EQU   *
 FC 'Hollywood - where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie'
 FC 'stars. -- Fred Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML04776  EQU   *
 FC 'Holy smoke Batman, it''s the Joker!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04777  EQU   *
 FC 'Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04778  EQU   *
 FC 'Honesty is the best policy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04779  EQU   *
 FC 'Honesty pays, but it doesn''t seem to pay enough to suit some'
 FC 'people.         -- F. M. Hubbard'
 DC X'FE'
ML04780  EQU   *
 FC 'Honi soit la vache qui rit.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04781  EQU   *
 FC 'Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."'
 DC X'FE'
ML04782  EQU   *
 FC 'Honk if you love peace and quiet.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04783  EQU   *
 FC 'Honorable, adj.:'
 FC 'Afflicted with an impediment in one''s reach. In'
 FC 'legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as'
 FC 'honorable; as, "the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur."'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04784  EQU   *
 FC 'Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04785  EQU   *
 FC 'Hope is a waking dream.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04786  EQU   *
 FC 'Hoping to goodness is not theologically sound. -- Peanuts'
 DC X'FE'
ML04787  EQU   *
 FC 'Horngren''s Observation:'
 FC 'Among economists, the real world is often a special case.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04788  EQU   *
 FC 'Horngren''s Observation: Among economists, the real world is'
 FC 'often a special case.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04789  EQU   *
 FC 'Hors d''oeuvres: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04790  EQU   *
 FC 'Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting'
 FC 'on people. - W.C. Fields'
 DC X'FE'
ML04791  EQU   *
 FC 'Hot funk, cool punk, even if it''s old junk it''s still rock and'
 FC 'roll to me. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML04792  EQU   *
 FC 'How about a little fire, scarecrow?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04793  EQU   *
 FC 'How apt the poor are to be proud.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04794  EQU   *
 FC 'Ehrman''s Commentary:'
 FC '1) Things will get worse before they get better.'
 FC '2) Who said things would get better?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04795  EQU   *
 FC 'How can you be two places at once when youre not anywhere at all?'
 FC '-- Firesign Theater'
 DC X'FE'
ML04796  EQU   *
 FC 'How can you govern a nation which has 246 kinds of cheese?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04797  EQU   *
 FC 'How come we never talk anymore?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04798  EQU   *
 FC 'How come wrong numbers are never busy?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04799  EQU   *
 FC 'How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04800  EQU   *
 FC 'How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?'
 FC '-- Elliot, "E.T."'
 DC X'FE'
ML04801  EQU   *
 FC 'How do you keep a turkey in suspense? (The answer will follow.)'
 DC X'FE'
ML04802  EQU   *
 FC 'How does a project get to be a year late? ... One day at a time.'
 FC '-- Frederick Brooks, Jr., The Mythical Man Month'
 DC X'FE'
ML04803  EQU   *
 FC 'How doth the little crocodile'
 FC 'Improve his shining tail,'
 FC 'And pour the waters of the Nile'
 FC 'On every golden scale!'
 FC 'How cheerfully he seems to grin,'
 FC 'How neatly spreads his claws,'
 FC 'And welcomes little fishes in,'
 FC 'With gently smiling jaws!'
 DC X'FE'
ML04804  EQU   *
 FC 'How doth the VAX''s C-compiler'
 FC 'Improve its object code.'
 FC 'And even as we speak does it'
 FC 'Increase the system load.'
 FC 'How patiently it seems to run'
 FC 'And spit out error flags,'
 FC 'While users, with frustration, all'
 FC 'Tear all their clothes to rags.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04805  EQU   *
 FC 'How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door'
 FC 'you''re on.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04806  EQU   *
 FC 'How many "coming men" has one known! Where on earth do they all'
 FC 'go to?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04807  EQU   *
 FC 'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?'
 FC 'None: "We''ll fix it in software."'
 FC 'How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?'
 FC 'None: "We''ll document it in the manual."'
 FC 'How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?'
 FC 'None: "The user can work it out."'
 DC X'FE'
ML04808  EQU   *
 FC 'How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?'
 FC 'None: The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out'
 FC 'of the way.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04809  EQU   *
 FC 'How often it is that the angry man rages denial of what his inner'
 FC 'self is telling him. -- "The Collected Sayings of Muad''Did" by'
 FC 'the Princess Irulan'
 DC X'FE'
ML04810  EQU   *
 FC 'How people play the game shows something of their character - how'
 FC 'they lose shows all of it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04811  EQU   *
 FC 'How sharper than a hound''s tooth it is to have a thankless'
 FC 'serpent.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04812  EQU   *
 FC 'How sharper than a serpent''s tooth it is to have a thankless'
 FC 'hound.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04813  EQU   *
 FC 'How we deal with death should begin with how we feel about life.'
 FC '-- James T. Kirk'
 DC X'FE'
ML04814  EQU   *
 FC 'How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04815  EQU   *
 FC 'How you look depends on where you go.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04816  EQU   *
 FC 'How''s your lysdexia today ?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04817  EQU   *
 FC 'Howe''s Law: Everyone has a scheme that will not work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04818  EQU   *
 FC 'However high the eye may rise, it will find the eyebrow above it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04819  EQU   *
 FC 'However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my'
 FC 'traditional manner ... sulking and nausea.'
 FC '-- Tom K. Ryan'
 DC X'FE'
ML04820  EQU   *
 FC 'Hugh Hefner is a virgin.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04821  EQU   *
 FC 'Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04822  EQU   *
 FC 'Humanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too'
 FC 'important to be lost under the burden of juvenile folly and'
 FC 'ignorant superstition. -- Isaac Asimov'
 DC X'FE'
ML04823  EQU   *
 FC 'Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04824  EQU   *
 FC 'Humor is a drug which it''s the fashion to abuse.'
 FC '-- William Gilbert'
 DC X'FE'
ML04825  EQU   *
 FC 'Hurewitz''s Memory Principle: The chance of forgetting something'
 FC 'is directly proportional to.....to........uh..............'
 DC X'FE'
ML04826  EQU   *
 FC 'I ain''t broke, but I''m badly bent.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04827  EQU   *
 FC 'I am a man - nothing human is alien to me.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04828  EQU   *
 FC 'I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive'
 FC 'person, of pre-Adamite ancestral descent. You will understand'
 FC 'this when I tell you that I can trace my ancestry back to a'
 FC 'protoplasmal primordial atomic globule. Consequently, my family'
 FC 'pride is something inconceivable. I can''t help it. I was born'
 FC 'sneering.'
 FC '-- Pooh-Bah, "The Mikado", Gilbert && Sullivan'
 DC X'FE'
ML04829  EQU   *
 FC 'I am looking for an honest man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04830  EQU   *
 FC 'I am more bored than you could ever possibly be. Go back to'
 FC 'work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04831  EQU   *
 FC 'I am not a crook.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04832  EQU   *
 FC 'I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love'
 FC 'today.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04833  EQU   *
 FC 'I am not an Economist. I am an honest man! -- Paul McCracken'
 DC X'FE'
ML04834  EQU   *
 FC 'I am not now, and never have been, a girl friend of Henry'
 FC 'Kissinger.         -- Gloria Steinem'
 DC X'FE'
ML04835  EQU   *
 FC 'I am not sure what this is, but an ''F'' would only dignify it.'
 FC '-- English Professor'
 DC X'FE'
ML04836  EQU   *
 FC 'I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for'
 FC 'the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.'
 FC '-- Winston Churchill'
 FC 'Meader''s Law:'
 FC 'Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened'
 FC 'to everyone you know, only more so.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04837  EQU   *
 FC 'I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a'
 FC 'sweater.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04838  EQU   *
 FC 'I believe in Love. -- U2'
 DC X'FE'
ML04839  EQU   *
 FC 'I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what'
 FC 'it once was...an arctic wilderness -- Steve Martin'
 DC X'FE'
ML04840  EQU   *
 FC 'I belong to no organized party. I am a democrat.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04841  EQU   *
 FC 'I bet the human brain is a kludge.'
 FC '-- Marvin Minsky'
 DC X'FE'
ML04842  EQU   *
 FC 'I can relate to that.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04843  EQU   *
 FC 'I can resist anything but temptation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04844  EQU   *
 FC 'I can''t complain, but sometimes I still do.'
 FC '-- Joe Walsh'
 DC X'FE'
ML04845  EQU   *
 FC 'I can''t complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh'
 DC X'FE'
ML04846  EQU   *
 FC 'I can''t hear you. There''s a banana republic in my ear.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04847  EQU   *
 FC 'I could prove God statistically. -- George Gallup'
 DC X'FE'
ML04848  EQU   *
 FC 'I couldn''t possibly fail to disagree with you less.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04849  EQU   *
 FC 'I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no socks+
               .'
 DC X'FE'
ML04850  EQU   *
 FC 'I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04851  EQU   *
 FC 'I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04852  EQU   *
 FC 'I did it! I found the program''s last bugbugbugbug.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04853  EQU   *
 FC 'I do desire we may be better strangers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04854  EQU   *
 FC 'I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.'
 FC '-- Isaac Asimov'
 DC X'FE'
ML04855  EQU   *
 FC 'I do not feel obliged to believe that the same god who has'
 FC 'endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to'
 FC 'forgo their use. -- Galileo Galilei'
 DC X'FE'
ML04856  EQU   *
 FC 'I don''t care who does the electing as long as I get to do the'
 FC 'nominating. -- Boss Tweed'
 DC X'FE'
ML04857  EQU   *
 FC 'I don''t get no respect.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04858  EQU   *
 FC 'I don''t have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.'
 FC '-- Ashleigh Brilliant'
 DC X'FE'
ML04859  EQU   *
 FC 'I don''t know, ask Cathy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04860  EQU   *
 FC 'I don''t like spinach, and I''m glad I don''t, because if I liked +
               it'
 FC 'I''d eat it, and I just hate it.'
 FC '-- Clarence Darrow'
 DC X'FE'
ML04861  EQU   *
 FC 'I don''t remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is'
 FC 'one of nature''s sweet pleasures, and so handy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04862  EQU   *
 FC 'I don''t think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the'
 FC 'other hand, if he were already in, I don''t think they''d let him'
 FC 'out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04863  EQU   *
 FC 'I don''t understand you anymore.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04864  EQU   *
 FC 'I don''t want to be young again, I just don''t want to get any'
 FC 'older.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04865  EQU   *
 FC 'I dote on his very absence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04866  EQU   *
 FC 'I drink to make other people interesting. -- George Jean Nathan'
 DC X'FE'
ML04867  EQU   *
 FC 'I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in'
 FC 'it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04868  EQU   *
 FC 'I enjoy the time that we spend together.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04869  EQU   *
 FC 'I expect that woman will be the last thing civilized by man.'
 FC '-- George Meredith'
 DC X'FE'
ML04870  EQU   *
 FC 'I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04871  EQU   *
 FC 'I for one cannot protest the recent MTA fare hike and the'
 FC 'accompanying promises that this would in no way improve service.'
 FC 'For the transit system, as it now operates, has hidden advantages'
 FC 'that can''t be measured in monetary terms.'
 FC 'Personally, I feel that it is well worth $1 to have that'
 FC 'unimpeachable excuse whenever I am late to anything: "I came by'
 FC 'subway." Those four words have such magic in them that if Godot'
 FC 'should someday show up and mumble them, any audience would'
 FC 'instantly understand his long delay.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04872  EQU   *
 FC 'I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04873  EQU   *
 FC 'I generally avoid temptation unless I can''t resist it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04874  EQU   *
 FC 'I get by with a little help from my friends,'
 FC 'Get high with a little help from my friends,'
 FC 'Gonna try with a little help from my friends. -- Beatles'
 DC X'FE'
ML04875  EQU   *
 FC 'I get up each morning, gather my wits.'
 FC 'Pick up the paper, read the obits.'
 FC 'If I''m not there I know I''m not dead.'
 FC 'So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.'
 FC 'Oh, how do I know my youth is all spent?'
 FC 'My get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went.'
 FC 'But in spite of it all, I''m able to grin,'
 FC 'And think of the places my get-up has been.'
 FC '-- Pete Seeger'
 DC X'FE'
ML04876  EQU   *
 FC 'I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.'
 FC '-- H. L . Mencken'
 DC X'FE'
ML04877  EQU   *
 FC 'I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn''t like it.'
 FC '-- Samuel Goldwyn'
 DC X'FE'
ML04878  EQU   *
 FC 'I hate quotations. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson'
 DC X'FE'
ML04879  EQU   *
 FC 'I have a simple philosophy: Fill what''s empty. Empty what''s'
 FC 'full. Scratch where it itches. -- A. R. Longworth'
 DC X'FE'
ML04880  EQU   *
 FC 'I have a very strange feeling about this.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04881  EQU   *
 FC 'I have become comfortably numb. - Pink Floyd'
 DC X'FE'
ML04882  EQU   *
 FC 'I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of'
 FC 'reasoning.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04883  EQU   *
 FC 'I have learned'
 FC 'To spell hors d''oeuvres'
 FC 'Which still grates on'
 FC 'Some people''s n''oeuvres.'
 FC '-- Warren Knox'
 DC X'FE'
ML04884  EQU   *
 FC 'I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake of'
 FC 'claiming that I have never made one. -- James Gordon Bennett'
 DC X'FE'
ML04885  EQU   *
 FC 'I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04886  EQU   *
 FC 'I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only'
 FC 'longer.         -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04887  EQU   *
 FC 'I have stripped off my dress; must I put it on again? I have'
 FC 'washed my feet; must I soil them again?'
 DC X'FE'
ML04888  EQU   *
 FC 'I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.'
 FC '-- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML04889  EQU   *
 FC 'I haven''t lost my mind -- it''s backed up on tape somewhere.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04890  EQU   *
 FC 'I haven''t lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04891  EQU   *
 FC 'I hear what you''re saying but I just don''t care.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04892  EQU   *
 FC 'I heard discussion and commentary merged to form dysentery.'
 FC '-- W. Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML04893  EQU   *
 FC 'I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.'
 FC '-- Bill Hoest'
 DC X'FE'
ML04894  EQU   *
 FC 'I just thought of something funny...your mother. -- Cheech Marin'
 DC X'FE'
ML04895  EQU   *
 FC 'I know engineers. They love to change things. -- Dr. McCoy'
 DC X'FE'
ML04896  EQU   *
 FC 'I know it all, I just can''t remember it all at once.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04897  EQU   *
 FC 'I know karate...And seven other chinese words.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04898  EQU   *
 FC 'I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but'
 FC 'World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.'
 FC '-- Albert Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML04899  EQU   *
 FC 'I know on which side my bread is buttered.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04900  EQU   *
 FC 'I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but'
 FC 'I''m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML04901  EQU   *
 FC 'I like a man who grins when he fights. -- Winston Churchill'
 DC X'FE'
ML04902  EQU   *
 FC 'I like being single. I''m always there when I need me.'
 FC '-- Art Leo'
 DC X'FE'
ML04903  EQU   *
 FC 'I like it better in the dark.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04904  EQU   *
 FC 'I like the future, I''m in it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04905  EQU   *
 FC 'I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for'
 FC 'hours.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04906  EQU   *
 FC 'I like your game but we have to change the rules.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04907  EQU   *
 FC 'I love criticism just so long as it''s unqualified praise.'
 FC '-- Noel Coward'
 DC X'FE'
ML04908  EQU   *
 FC 'I love treason but hate a traitor.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04909  EQU   *
 FC 'I may be an idiot, but indeed I am no fool. -- Men at Work'
 DC X'FE'
ML04910  EQU   *
 FC 'I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously.'
 FC '-- Doctor Graper'
 DC X'FE'
ML04911  EQU   *
 FC 'I may not be perfectly wise, perfectly witty or perfectly'
 FC 'wonderful, but I''m always perfectly me. -- April D.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04912  EQU   *
 FC 'I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.'
 FC '-- Ashleigh brilliant'
 DC X'FE'
ML04913  EQU   *
 FC 'I must be cruel only to be kind. -- Shakespeare.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04914  EQU   *
 FC 'I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04915  EQU   *
 FC 'I must love what I destroy and destroy the thing I love.'
 FC '-- Sting'
 DC X'FE'
ML04916  EQU   *
 FC 'I never did it that way before.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04917  EQU   *
 FC 'I never fail to convice an audience that the best thing they'
 FC 'could do was to go away.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04918  EQU   *
 FC 'I never had anything and now that''s gone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04919  EQU   *
 FC 'I never let my schooling get in the way of my education.'
 FC '-- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML04920  EQU   *
 FC 'I never loved another person the way I loved myself. -- Mae West'
 DC X'FE'
ML04921  EQU   *
 FC 'I once believed in causes too and had my pointless points of'
 FC 'view. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML04922  EQU   *
 FC 'I prefer rogues to imbeciles, because they sometimes take a rest.'
 FC '-- Alexandre Dumas (fils)'
 DC X'FE'
ML04923  EQU   *
 FC 'I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.'
 FC '-- John Huston'
 DC X'FE'
ML04924  EQU   *
 FC 'I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral'
 FC 'slob. -- William F. Buckley'
 DC X'FE'
ML04925  EQU   *
 FC 'I program, therefore I am.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04926  EQU   *
 FC 'I really hate this damned machine'
 FC 'I wish that they would sell it.'
 FC 'It never does quite what I want'
 FC 'But only what I tell it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04927  EQU   *
 FC 'I refuse to belive that the creator playes dice with the'
 FC 'universe. -- Albert Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML04928  EQU   *
 FC 'I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases'
 FC 'of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed'
 FC 'interstate commerce. -- J. Edgar Hoover'
 DC X'FE'
ML04929  EQU   *
 FC 'I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic''s ...'
 DC X'FE'
ML04930  EQU   *
 FC 'I saw what you did and I know who you are.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04931  EQU   *
 FC 'I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the wookiee win.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04932  EQU   *
 FC 'I survived catholic school.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04933  EQU   *
 FC 'I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with'
 FC 'his secretary. If it''s somebody else''s secretary, fine!'
 FC '-- Barry Goldwater'
 DC X'FE'
ML04934  EQU   *
 FC 'I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than'
 FC 'anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.'
 FC '-- Frank Zappa'
 DC X'FE'
ML04935  EQU   *
 FC 'I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick'
 FC 'and tired of being told that ordinary decent people are fed up in'
 FC 'this country with being sick and tired. I''m certainly not. But'
 FC 'I''m sick and tired of being told that I am. -- Monty Python'
 DC X'FE'
ML04936  EQU   *
 FC 'I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his'
 FC 'ability. -- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML04937  EQU   *
 FC 'I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree.'
 FC 'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall I''ll never see a tree at all.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML04938  EQU   *
 FC 'I think, therefore I am paid.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04939  EQU   *
 FC 'I think, therefore I am. I think.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04940  EQU   *
 FC 'I think trash is the most important manifestation of culture we'
 FC 'have in my lifetime. -- Johnny Legend'
 DC X'FE'
ML04941  EQU   *
 FC 'I think we''re in trouble.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04942  EQU   *
 FC 'I used to think that I was indecisive, but now I''m not so sure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04943  EQU   *
 FC 'I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must'
 FC 'have been from you. -- Ashleigh Brilliant'
 DC X'FE'
ML04944  EQU   *
 FC 'I want a new drug. - Huey Lewis and the News'
 DC X'FE'
ML04945  EQU   *
 FC 'I want life to be exceedingly psychedelic verging on the surreal.'
 FC '-- AJF'
 DC X'FE'
ML04946  EQU   *
 FC 'I want my MTV. -- Dire Straits'
 DC X'FE'
ML04947  EQU   *
 FC 'I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said'
 FC 'I didn''t know. -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML04948  EQU   *
 FC 'I was in this prematurely air conditioned supermarket and there'
 FC 'were all these aisles and there were these bathing caps you could'
 FC 'buy that had these kind of Fourth of July plumes on them that'
 FC 'were red and yellow and blue and I wasn''t tempted to buy one but'
 FC 'I was reminded of the fact that I had been avoiding the beach.'
 FC '-- Lucinda Childs (Philip Glass: Einstein On The Beach)'
 DC X'FE'
ML04949  EQU   *
 FC 'I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a'
 FC 'full house and 4 people died. -- Steven Wright'
 DC X'FE'
ML04950  EQU   *
 FC 'I will make you shorter by the head.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04951  EQU   *
 FC 'I will never lie to you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04952  EQU   *
 FC 'I will not forget you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04953  EQU   *
 FC 'I wish they all could be California girls.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04954  EQU   *
 FC 'I wish you humans would leave me alone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04955  EQU   *
 FC 'I would sooner be notorious than unknown.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04956  EQU   *
 FC 'I wouldn''t mind being poor if I had lots of money.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04957  EQU   *
 FC 'I wouldn''t mind dying - it''s that business of having to stay dea+
               d'
 FC 'that scares the shit out of me. -- R. Geis'
 DC X'FE'
ML04958  EQU   *
 FC 'I wouldn''t recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but'
 FC 'they''ve always worked for me. -- Hunter S. Thompson'
 DC X'FE'
ML04959  EQU   *
 FC 'I''d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04960  EQU   *
 FC 'I''d just as soon kiss a wookiee.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04961  EQU   *
 FC 'I''d love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I''ve+
               '
 FC 'got to undo it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04962  EQU   *
 FC 'I''d love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04963  EQU   *
 FC 'I''d love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with'
 FC 'my blender.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04964  EQU   *
 FC 'I''d love to go out with you, but I''m attending the opening of my+
               '
 FC 'garage door.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04965  EQU   *
 FC 'I''d love to go out with you, but I''m taking punk totem pole'
 FC 'carving"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04966  EQU   *
 FC 'I''d love to go out with you, but I''m having all my plants'
 FC 'neutered.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04967  EQU   *
 FC 'I''d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML04968  EQU   *
 FC 'I''d love to go out with you, but there are important world issues+
               '
 FC 'that need worrying about.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04969  EQU   *
 FC 'I''d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04970  EQU   *
 FC 'I''d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the'
 FC 'sinners are much more fun, cause only the good die young. - Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML04971  EQU   *
 FC 'I''ll burn my books.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04972  EQU   *
 FC 'I''ll grant the random access to my heart,'
 FC 'Thoul''t tell me all the constants of thy love;'
 FC 'And so we two shall all love''s lemmas prove'
 FC 'And in our bound partition never part.'
 FC '-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04973  EQU   *
 FC 'I''ll have you know, sir, that I cannot be bought. However if you'
 FC 'want to rent me for a while, well...'
 DC X'FE'
ML04974  EQU   *
 FC 'I''ll never get off this planet.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04975  EQU   *
 FC 'I''ll turn over a new leaf.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04976  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m all for computer dating, but I wouldn''t want one to marry my+
               '
 FC 'sister.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04977  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m carrying the weight of all the useless junk a modern man'
 FC 'accumulates. - Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML04978  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m caught between a Scylla and Charibdes. - Police'
 DC X'FE'
ML04979  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04980  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young'
 FC 'men to die in. -- George McGovern'
 DC X'FE'
ML04981  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m growing older, but not up. -- Jimmy Buffett'
 DC X'FE'
ML04982  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m in a New York State of mind. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML04983  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m in Pittsburgh. Why am I here? -- Harold Urey, Nobel'
 FC 'Laureate'
 DC X'FE'
ML04984  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m just a bad dream I had yesterday. - Tull'
 DC X'FE'
ML04985  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m lost between tomorrow and yesterday. - Kinks'
 DC X'FE'
ML04986  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m mad as hell and I''m not going to take it any longer.'
 FC '-- Network'
 DC X'FE'
ML04987  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m not afraid to die. I just don''t want to be there when it'
 FC 'happens. -- Woody Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML04988  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m not completly worthless, I can always serve as a bad example.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML04989  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m not one of the guys, I''m a man. -- from "Say Anything"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04990  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I+
               '
 FC 'am. It''s just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04991  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for'
 FC 'everyday life.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04992  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m sorry I lost myself, I think I thought you were someone else.+
               '
 FC '-- R.E.M.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04993  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m still chasing girls. I don''t remember what for, but I''m sti+
               ll'
 FC 'chasing them. -- Joe E. Lewis'
 DC X'FE'
ML04994  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m tired of predicting the future. Que'' cera cera !'
 DC X'FE'
ML04995  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m tired.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04996  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m trying to loose weight, but it keeps finding me.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04997  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m very good at integral and differential calculus,'
 FC 'I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;'
 FC 'In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,'
 FC 'I am the very model of a modern Major-General.'
 FC '-- Gilbert && Sullivan, "Pirates of Penzance"'
 DC X'FE'
ML04998  EQU   *
 FC 'I''m walking on sunshine and it''s time to feel good.'
 DC X'FE'
ML04999  EQU   *
 FC 'I''ve been there.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05000  EQU   *
 FC 'I''ve broken every rule in the book, they have to write a new'
 FC 'book.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05001  EQU   *
 FC 'I''ve come for an argument!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05002  EQU   *
 FC 'I''ve found that surving was a noble fight. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML05003  EQU   *
 FC 'I''ve given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05004  EQU   *
 FC 'I''ve got a very bad feeling about this.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05005  EQU   *
 FC 'I''ve never been hurt by anything I didn''t say.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05006  EQU   *
 FC 'I''ve only got twelve cards.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05007  EQU   *
 FC 'I''ve seen many politicians paralyzed in the legs as myself, but'
 FC 'I''ve seen more of them who were paralyzed in the head.'
 FC '-- George Wallace'
 DC X'FE'
ML05008  EQU   *
 FC 'I''ve seen so much worth dying for; So little worth killing over.'
 FC '-- Pat Benatar (To Long a Soldier)'
 DC X'FE'
ML05009  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM had a PL/I,'
 FC 'Its syntax worse than JOSS;'
 FC 'And everywhere this language went,'
 FC 'It was a total loss.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05010  EQU   *
 FC 'IBM: excellence in mediocrity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05011  EQU   *
 FC 'Ideas are much like children - your own are wonderful.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05012  EQU   *
 FC 'Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in'
 FC 'human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05013  EQU   *
 FC 'Idleness is leisure gone to seed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05014  EQU   *
 FC 'Idleness is the holiday of fools.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05015  EQU   *
 FC 'If "everybody knows" such-and-such, then it ain''t so, by at least+
               '
 FC 'ten thousand to one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05016  EQU   *
 FC 'If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited'
 FC 'by law. -- Roy Santoro'
 DC X'FE'
ML05017  EQU   *
 FC 'If A equals success, then the formula is: A= X + Y + Z'
 FC 'X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.'
 FC '-- Albert Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML05018  EQU   *
 FC 'If a group of N persons implements a COBOL compiler, there will'
 FC 'be N-1 passes. Someone in the group has to be the manager.'
 FC '-- T. Cheatham'
 DC X'FE'
ML05019  EQU   *
 FC 'If a listener nods his head when you''re explaining your program,'
 FC 'wake him up.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05020  EQU   *
 FC 'If a man said to you, "a dog carried away your ear," would you go'
 FC 'after the dog, or search first for your ear?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05021  EQU   *
 FC 'If a President doesn''t do it to his wife, he''ll do it to his'
 FC 'country.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05022  EQU   *
 FC 'If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05023  EQU   *
 FC 'If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05024  EQU   *
 FC 'If a string has one end, it has another.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05025  EQU   *
 FC 'If a tool is put away when you''re sure it won''t be needed again,+
               '
 FC 'it will. Soon.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05026  EQU   *
 FC 'If all be true that I do think,'
 FC 'There be Five Reasons why one should Drink;'
 FC 'Good friends, good wine, or being dry,'
 FC 'Or lest we should be by-and-by,'
 FC 'Or any other reason why.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05027  EQU   *
 FC 'If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by'
 FC 'spectacular error. -- John Kenneth Galbraith'
 DC X'FE'
ML05028  EQU   *
 FC 'If all else fails...lower your standards.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05029  EQU   *
 FC 'If all Stanford girls were laid end to end, I wouldn''t be a bit'
 FC 'surprised.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05030  EQU   *
 FC 'If all the world''s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.'
 FC '-- Paul Beatty'
 DC X'FE'
ML05031  EQU   *
 FC 'If all the world''s economists were laid end to end, we wouldn''t'
 FC 'reach a conclusion. -- William Baumol'
 DC X'FE'
ML05032  EQU   *
 FC 'If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05033  EQU   *
 FC 'If anything can go wrong, it will.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05034  EQU   *
 FC 'If at first you don''t succeed, give up; no use being a damn fool.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML05035  EQU   *
 FC 'If at first you don''t succeed, redefine success.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05036  EQU   *
 FC 'If at first you don''t succeed, transform your data set.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05037  EQU   *
 FC 'If at first you don''t succeed, try something else.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05038  EQU   *
 FC 'If at first you don''t succeed, you''re doing about average.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05039  EQU   *
 FC 'If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only'
 FC 'four tellers?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05040  EQU   *
 FC 'If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,'
 FC 'then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy'
 FC 'civilization. -- Gerald Weinberg'
 DC X'FE'
ML05041  EQU   *
 FC 'If computers take over (which seems to be their natural'
 FC 'tendency), it will serve us right. -- Alistair Cooke.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05042  EQU   *
 FC 'If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05043  EQU   *
 FC 'If everything is coming your way, you are in the wrong lane.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05044  EQU   *
 FC 'If fate throws a knife at you, there are two ways of catching it:'
 FC 'by the blade, and by the handle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05045  EQU   *
 FC 'If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05046  EQU   *
 FC 'If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in'
 FC 'their Heads.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05047  EQU   *
 FC 'If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05048  EQU   *
 FC 'If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him'
 FC 'Rabbit Ears.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05049  EQU   *
 FC 'If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been'
 FC 'born with green, baggy skin.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05050  EQU   *
 FC 'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that'
 FC 'way.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05051  EQU   *
 FC 'If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary'
 FC 'to invent it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05052  EQU   *
 FC 'If God had wanted man to fly, He would have given him airline'
 FC 'tickets.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05053  EQU   *
 FC 'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you'
 FC 'bigger hands.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05054  EQU   *
 FC 'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05055  EQU   *
 FC 'If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.'
 FC '-- Yiddish saying'
 DC X'FE'
ML05056  EQU   *
 FC 'If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05057  EQU   *
 FC 'If Helen Keller is alone in a forest and falls, does she make a'
 FC 'sound?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05058  EQU   *
 FC 'If I cannot bend heaven, I shall move hell.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05059  EQU   *
 FC 'If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.'
 FC '-- Albert Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML05060  EQU   *
 FC 'If I have not seen so far it is because I stood in giant''s'
 FC 'footsteps.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05061  EQU   *
 FC 'If I kiss you, that is a psychological interaction. On the other'
 FC 'hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is also a'
 FC 'psychological interaction. The difference is that one is'
 FC 'friendly and the other is not so friendly. The crucial point is'
 FC 'if you can tell which is which.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05062  EQU   *
 FC 'If I learned from my mistakes then I''d be a genius.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05063  EQU   *
 FC 'If I listen, I have the advantage. If I speak, the others have'
 FC 'it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05064  EQU   *
 FC 'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow'
 FC 'As Dame Fortune did intend,'
 FC 'Murphy would be there to tell me'
 FC 'The pot''s at the other end. -- Bert Whitney'
 DC X'FE'
ML05065  EQU   *
 FC 'If ignorance is bliss, why aren''t there more happy people?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05066  EQU   *
 FC 'If in doubt, make it sound convincing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05067  EQU   *
 FC 'If it doesn''t matter, it doesn''t matter.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05068  EQU   *
 FC 'If it happens, it must be possible.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05069  EQU   *
 FC 'If it isn''t broken, don''t fix it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05070  EQU   *
 FC 'If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacement'
 FC 'anyway.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05071  EQU   *
 FC 'If it looks easy, it''s tough. If it looks tough, it''s damn well'
 FC 'impossible.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05072  EQU   *
 FC 'If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05073  EQU   *
 FC 'If it wasn''t for life, we''d all be dead!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05074  EQU   *
 FC 'If it wasn''t for Newton, we wouldn''t have to eat bruised apples.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML05075  EQU   *
 FC 'If it wasn''t for time everything would happen at once.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05076  EQU   *
 FC 'If it wasn''t so cool out today, it would be warmer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05077  EQU   *
 FC 'If it wasn''t so warm out today, it would be cooler.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05078  EQU   *
 FC 'If it''s take out do you have to tip.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05079  EQU   *
 FC 'If it''s Tuesday, this must be someone else''s fortune.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05080  EQU   *
 FC 'If Jack''s in love, he''s no judge of Jill''s beauty.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05081  EQU   *
 FC 'If Jesus was a jew, why did he have a Puerto Rican name?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05082  EQU   *
 FC 'If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05083  EQU   *
 FC 'If life is a bowl of cherries then what am I doing in the pits.'
 FC '-- Bombeck'
 DC X'FE'
ML05084  EQU   *
 FC 'If little else, the brain is an educational toy. -- Tom Robbins'
 DC X'FE'
ML05085  EQU   *
 FC 'If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green'
 FC 'women you''ve got in the house.'
 FC '-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist''s Almanac"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05086  EQU   *
 FC 'If love was meant to be easy, everbody would be in it. -- LJS'
 DC X'FE'
ML05087  EQU   *
 FC 'If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try'
 FC 'multiplying by the page number.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05088  EQU   *
 FC 'If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05089  EQU   *
 FC 'If more than one person is responsible for a bug, no one is at'
 FC 'fault.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05090  EQU   *
 FC 'If no one uses it, there''s a reason.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05091  EQU   *
 FC 'If not controlled, work flows to the competent person until he is'
 FC 'submerged.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05092  EQU   *
 FC 'If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large'
 FC 'deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. -- Woody Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML05093  EQU   *
 FC 'If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05094  EQU   *
 FC 'If only one could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment'
 FC 'without having to accomplish anything.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05095  EQU   *
 FC 'If people listened to themselves more often, they would talk'
 FC 'less.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05096  EQU   *
 FC 'If practice makes perfect, and nobody''s perfect then why'
 FC 'practice.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05097  EQU   *
 FC 'If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05098  EQU   *
 FC 'If Reagan is the answer, it must have been a VERY silly question.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05099  EQU   *
 FC 'If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of'
 FC 'arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of'
 FC 'the physical world. One might as well attempt to grasp the game'
 FC 'of poker entirely by the use of the mathematics of probability.'
 FC '-- Vannevar Bush'
 DC X'FE'
ML05100  EQU   *
 FC 'If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong,'
 FC 'it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone'
 FC 'wrong.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05101  EQU   *
 FC 'If some people didn''t tell you, you''d never know they''d been aw+
               ay'
 FC 'on vacation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05102  EQU   *
 FC 'If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have'
 FC 'studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I'
 DC X'FE'
ML05103  EQU   *
 FC 'If something is confidential, it will be left in the copy'
 FC 'machine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05104  EQU   *
 FC 'If something''s not worth doing, it''s not worth doing well.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05105  EQU   *
 FC 'If the Aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization'
 FC 'would presumably flunk it. -- Stanley Garn'
 DC X'FE'
ML05106  EQU   *
 FC 'If the colleges were better, if they really had it, you would'
 FC 'need to get the police at the gates to keep order in the'
 FC 'inrushing multitude. See in college how we thwart the natural'
 FC 'love of learning by leaving the natural method of teaching what'
 FC 'each wishes to learn, and insisting that you shall learn what you'
 FC 'have no taste or capacity for. The college, which should be a'
 FC 'place of delightful labor, is made odious and unhealthy, and the'
 FC 'young men are tempted to frivolous amusements to rally their'
 FC 'jaded spirits. I would have the studies elective. Scholarship is'
 FC 'to be created not by compulsion, but by awakening a pure interest'
 FC 'in knowledge. The wise instructor accomplishes this by opening'
 FC 'to his pupils precisely the attractions the study has for'
 FC 'himself. The marking is a system for schools, not for the'
 FC 'college; for boys, not for men; and it is an ungracious work to'
 FC 'put on a professor.         -- Ralph Waldo Emerson'
 DC X'FE'
ML05107  EQU   *
 FC 'If the facts do not conform to your theory, they must be disposed'
 FC 'of.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05108  EQU   *
 FC 'If the king, at noonday, says it is night, behold the stars.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05109  EQU   *
 FC 'If the light serves to see, it also serves to be seen.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05110  EQU   *
 FC 'If the odds are a million to one against something occurring,'
 FC 'chances are 50-50 it will.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05111  EQU   *
 FC 'If the opposite of "pro" is "con", then what''s the opposite of'
 FC '"progress"?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05112  EQU   *
 FC 'If the prayers of dogs were answered, bones would rain from the'
 FC 'sky.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05113  EQU   *
 FC 'If the presence of electricity can be made visible in any part of'
 FC 'a circuit, I see no reason why intelligence may not be'
 FC 'transmitted instantaneously by electricity.'
 FC '-- Samuel F. B. Morse'
 DC X'FE'
ML05114  EQU   *
 FC 'If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down.'
 FC 'If the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down.'
 FC 'If the bulletin covers are in short supply, however, church'
 FC 'attendance will exceed all expectations. -- Reverend Chichester'
 DC X'FE'
ML05115  EQU   *
 FC 'If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05116  EQU   *
 FC 'If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one'
 FC 'that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05117  EQU   *
 FC 'If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -- Art Hoppe'
 DC X'FE'
ML05118  EQU   *
 FC 'If there is no wind, row.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05119  EQU   *
 FC 'If things appear to be going well, you obviously have overlooked'
 FC 'something.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05120  EQU   *
 FC 'If this fortune didn''t exist, somebody would have invented it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05121  EQU   *
 FC 'If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05122  EQU   *
 FC 'If this is time-sharing, give me my share right now. It''s not'
 FC 'time yet.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05123  EQU   *
 FC 'If time heals all wounds, why does the belly button stay the'
 FC 'same?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05124  EQU   *
 FC 'If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the'
 FC 'library? -- Lily Tomlin'
 DC X'FE'
ML05125  EQU   *
 FC 'If we do not change our direction, we are likely to end up where'
 FC 'we are headed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05126  EQU   *
 FC 'If we explode the atom bomb would they say that we were dumb.'
 FC '-- Police'
 DC X'FE'
ML05127  EQU   *
 FC 'If we make peaceful revolution impossible, we make violent'
 FC 'revolution inevitable. -- John F. Kennedy'
 DC X'FE'
ML05128  EQU   *
 FC 'If while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified'
 FC 'personnel in a particular field, then by the time you graduate'
 FC 'with the necessary qualifications, that field''s employment market+
               '
 FC 'is glutted. -- Marguerite Emmons'
 DC X'FE'
ML05129  EQU   *
 FC 'If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it. Quit work'
 FC 'and play for once.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05130  EQU   *
 FC 'If you are an anvil you will suffer like an anvil. If you are a'
 FC 'hammer you will strike like a hammer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05131  EQU   *
 FC 'If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn''t a'
 FC 'horse.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05132  EQU   *
 FC 'If you can survive death, you can problably survive anything.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05133  EQU   *
 FC 'If you can''t be good, be careful. If you can''t be careful, give'
 FC 'me a call.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05134  EQU   *
 FC 'If you can''t fix it, feature it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05135  EQU   *
 FC 'If you can''t get them to listen to you any other way - tell them'
 FC 'it''s confidential.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05136  EQU   *
 FC 'If you can''t learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.'
 FC '-- Ashleigh Brilliant'
 DC X'FE'
ML05137  EQU   *
 FC 'If you cannot convince them, confuse them. -- Harry S. Truman'
 DC X'FE'
ML05138  EQU   *
 FC 'If you continually give you will continually have.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05139  EQU   *
 FC 'If you didn''t get caught, did you really do it?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05140  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t care where you are, then you ain''t lost.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05141  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t get it, you don''t got it. - Shultz'
 DC X'FE'
ML05142  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t know what you want you''ll probably get it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05143  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t know where you are going, you will probably end up'
 FC 'somewhere else. - Laurence J. Peter'
 DC X'FE'
ML05144  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t know where you are going you can never get lost.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05145  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t like yourself, you can''t like other people.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05146  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t say anything, you won''t be called upon to repeat it+
               .'
 FC '-- Calvin coolidge'
 DC X'FE'
ML05147  EQU   *
 FC 'If you don''t watch it, you''re going to catch something.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05148  EQU   *
 FC 'If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody'
 FC 'will.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05149  EQU   *
 FC 'If you fool around with something long enough, it will eventually'
 FC 'break.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05150  EQU   *
 FC 'If you get angry at a newspaper columnist, he''ll get rich or'
 FC 'famous or both.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05151  EQU   *
 FC 'If you give Congress a chance to vote on both sides of an issue,'
 FC 'it will always do it.'
 FC '-- Les Aspin, D., Wisconsin'
 DC X'FE'
ML05152  EQU   *
 FC 'If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do'
 FC 'is make the rubble bounce -- Winston Churchill'
 DC X'FE'
ML05153  EQU   *
 FC 'If you had any brains, you''d be dangerous.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05154  EQU   *
 FC 'If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed'
 FC 'some.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05155  EQU   *
 FC 'If you have to hate, hate gently'
 DC X'FE'
ML05156  EQU   *
 FC 'If you insist upon telling the truth you had better make it funny'
 FC 'or people will kill you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05157  EQU   *
 FC 'If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05158  EQU   *
 FC 'If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee.'
 FC '-- Graham Summer'
 DC X'FE'
ML05159  EQU   *
 FC 'If you look like your passport photo you need the trip.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05160  EQU   *
 FC 'If you love something set it free, if it doesn''t come back, hunt'
 FC 'it down and kill it!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05161  EQU   *
 FC 'If you make a mistake you right it immediately to the best of'
 FC 'your ability.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05162  EQU   *
 FC 'If you make people think they''re thinking, they''ll love you; but+
               '
 FC 'if you really make them think they''ll hate you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05163  EQU   *
 FC 'If you make yourself honey, the flies will eat you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05164  EQU   *
 FC 'If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a'
 FC 'procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way'
 FC 'will promptly develop.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05165  EQU   *
 FC 'If you permit yourself to read meanings into (rather than drawing'
 FC 'meanings out of) the evidence, you can draw any conclusion you'
 FC 'like. -- Michael Keith, "The Bar-Code Beast", The Skeptical'
 FC 'Enquirer Vol 12 No 4 p 416'
 DC X'FE'
ML05166  EQU   *
 FC 'If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will'
 FC 'not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and'
 FC 'a man. -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML05167  EQU   *
 FC 'If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending'
 FC 'machine, you won''t get any ice. If you push the "no ice" button,'
 FC 'you''ll get ice, but no cup.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05168  EQU   *
 FC 'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.'
 FC 'But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine,'
 FC 'is somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05169  EQU   *
 FC 'If you put it off long enough, it might go away.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05170  EQU   *
 FC 'If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds'
 FC 'of a restaurant. -- Snoopy'
 DC X'FE'
ML05171  EQU   *
 FC 'If you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get'
 FC 'it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05172  EQU   *
 FC 'If you see an onion ring... ... answer it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05173  EQU   *
 FC 'If you see him riding on a bamboo cane, say to him, "good health'
 FC 'to your horse."'
 DC X'FE'
ML05174  EQU   *
 FC 'If you stay up all night wondering where the sun is, it will dawn'
 FC 'on you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05175  EQU   *
 FC 'If you suspect a person, don''t employ them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05176  EQU   *
 FC 'If you take a chance some good things may happen, some bad things'
 FC 'may happens but if you don''t take a chance nothing happens.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05177  EQU   *
 FC 'If you think education is expensive, you should try ignorance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05178  EQU   *
 FC 'If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what'
 FC 'happens tomorrow!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05179  EQU   *
 FC 'If you think nobody cares if you''re alive, try missing a couple'
 FC 'of car payments. -- Earl Wilson'
 DC X'FE'
ML05180  EQU   *
 FC 'If you think the United States has stood still, who built the'
 FC 'largest shopping center in the world? -- Richard Nixon'
 DC X'FE'
ML05181  EQU   *
 FC 'If you think this fortune is confusing, then change one pig.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05182  EQU   *
 FC 'If you think you can drive a bargain - buy a second hand car.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05183  EQU   *
 FC 'If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you see what happens'
 FC 'today.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05184  EQU   *
 FC 'If you treat people right they will treat you right; 90 per cent'
 FC 'of the time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05185  EQU   *
 FC 'If you try to hard to find yourself you might get lost.'
 FC '-- Kevin Arnold in the Wonder Years'
 DC X'FE'
ML05186  EQU   *
 FC 'If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05187  EQU   *
 FC 'If you want to know what happens to you when you die, go look at'
 FC 'some dead stuff. -- Dave Enyeart'
 DC X'FE'
ML05188  EQU   *
 FC 'If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to'
 FC 'every word you say, talk in your sleep.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05189  EQU   *
 FC 'If you wants to get elected president, you''se got to think up'
 FC 'some memoraboble homily so''s school kids can be pestered into'
 FC 'memorizin'' it, even if they don''t know what it means.'
 FC '-- Walt Kelly'
 DC X'FE'
ML05190  EQU   *
 FC 'If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05191  EQU   *
 FC 'If you wish, you will have an opportunity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05192  EQU   *
 FC 'If you would be loved, love and be lovable. - Susan S.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05193  EQU   *
 FC 'If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a'
 FC 'friend.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05194  EQU   *
 FC 'If you''re a real good kid, I''ll give you a piggy-back ride on a'
 FC 'buzz-saw. -- W. C. Fields'
 DC X'FE'
ML05195  EQU   *
 FC 'If you''re feeling good, don''t worry; you''ll get over it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05196  EQU   *
 FC 'If you''re happy, you''re successful.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05197  EQU   *
 FC 'If you''re not afraid to face the music you may some day lead the'
 FC 'band.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05198  EQU   *
 FC 'If you''ve seen one city slum, you''ve seen them all.'
 FC '-- Spiro Agnew'
 DC X'FE'
ML05199  EQU   *
 FC 'If your aim in life is nothing; you can''t miss.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05200  EQU   *
 FC 'If your bread is stale, make toast.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05201  EQU   *
 FC 'If your palm itches, it''s a sign that you''re going to get'
 FC 'something - If your head itches, you''ve got it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05202  EQU   *
 FC 'If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don''t stand in her way.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML05203  EQU   *
 FC 'Iffen it ain''t broke, don''t fix it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05204  EQU   *
 FC 'Iffen it ain''t cooked, don''t serve it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05205  EQU   *
 FC 'Ignorance is not innocence, but sin. -- Robert Browning'
 DC X'FE'
ML05206  EQU   *
 FC 'Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion. -- Robert Burton'
 DC X'FE'
ML05207  EQU   *
 FC 'Ignorance of the law is no excuse - I wasn''t aware of that!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05208  EQU   *
 FC 'Ignore previous fortune cookie.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05209  EQU   *
 FC 'Il brilgue: les toves libricilleux'
 FC 'Se gyrent et frillant dans le guave,'
 FC 'Enmimes sont les gougebosquex,'
 FC 'Et le momerade horgrave.'
 FC '-- Lewis Carrol, "Through the Looking Glass"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05210  EQU   *
 FC 'Imagination is more important than knowledge. -- A. Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML05211  EQU   *
 FC 'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.'
 FC '-- Jules de Gaultier'
 DC X'FE'
ML05212  EQU   *
 FC 'Imitation is the sincerest form of plagarism.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05213  EQU   *
 FC 'Immortality: A fate worse than death. -- Edgar A. Shoaff'
 DC X'FE'
ML05214  EQU   *
 FC 'Impartial: Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage'
 FC 'from espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of'
 FC 'two conflicting opinions....but as records of courts and justice'
 FC 'are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and'
 FC 'malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind.'
 FC 'The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were'
 FC 'convicted of witchcraft and executed was without a flaw; it is'
 FC 'still unimpeachable. The judges'' decisions based on it were sound+
               '
 FC 'in logic and in law. Nothing in any existing court was ever more'
 FC 'thoroughly proved than the charges of witchcraft and sorcery for'
 FC 'which so many suffered death. If there were no witches, human'
 FC 'testimony and human reason are alike destitute of value.'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML05215  EQU   *
 FC 'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in'
 FC 'the mail. Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate'
 FC 'while the Boss is reading it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05216  EQU   *
 FC 'In a crisis, you will choose the worst possible course of action.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05217  EQU   *
 FC 'In a family argument, if it turns out you are right -- apologize'
 FC 'at once!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05218  EQU   *
 FC 'In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.'
 FC 'Only we can''t control when the five year period will begin.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05219  EQU   *
 FC 'In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater'
 FC 'the confusion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05220  EQU   *
 FC 'In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of'
 FC 'incompetence. -- the Peter Principle'
 DC X'FE'
ML05221  EQU   *
 FC 'In all her first passion woman loves her lover,'
 FC 'In all the others all she loves is love. -- Lord George Byron'
 DC X'FE'
ML05222  EQU   *
 FC 'In an undeveloped country don''t drink the water; in a developed'
 FC 'country don''t breathe the air.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05223  EQU   *
 FC 'In any formula, constants (especially those obtained from'
 FC 'handbooks) are to be treated as variables.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05224  EQU   *
 FC 'In any human endeavor, work seeks the lowest hierarchical level.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05225  EQU   *
 FC 'In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in'
 FC 'schools will be temporarily canceled.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05226  EQU   *
 FC 'In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05227  EQU   *
 FC 'In case of injury notify your superior immediately. He''ll kiss'
 FC 'it and make it better.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05228  EQU   *
 FC 'In charity there is no excess.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05229  EQU   *
 FC 'In Dr. Johnson''s famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the'
 FC 'last resort of the scoundrel. With all due respect to an'
 FC 'enlightened but inferior lexicographer I beg to submit that it is'
 FC 'the first. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05230  EQU   *
 FC 'In English, every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in'
 FC 'our programming languages.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05231  EQU   *
 FC 'In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to'
 FC 'Liberty. -- Thomas Jefferson'
 DC X'FE'
ML05232  EQU   *
 FC 'In every real man is a child hidden that wants to play.'
 FC '-- Freidrich Nietzsche'
 DC X'FE'
ML05233  EQU   *
 FC 'In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has'
 FC 'come into use through the necessity of having some way to'
 FC 'distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and'
 FC 'weather which will only make it mushy. -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML05234  EQU   *
 FC 'In most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are'
 FC 'present.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05235  EQU   *
 FC 'In my end is my beginning.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05236  EQU   *
 FC 'In natures infinite book of secrecy, a little I can read.'
 FC '-- Shakespeare'
 DC X'FE'
ML05237  EQU   *
 FC 'In order to be, never try to seem.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05238  EQU   *
 FC 'In our civilization, and under our republican form of government,'
 FC 'intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by'
 FC 'exemption from the cares of office.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05239  EQU   *
 FC 'In Riemann, Hilbert or in Banach space'
 FC 'Let superscripts and subscripts go their ways.'
 FC 'Our symptotes no longer out of phase,'
 FC 'We shall encounter, counting, face to face.'
 FC '-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05240  EQU   *
 FC 'In space, no one can hear you fart.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05241  EQU   *
 FC 'In the beginning I was made. I didn''t ask to me made. No one'
 FC 'consulted me or considered my feelings in this matter. But if it'
 FC 'brought some passing fancy to some lowly humans as they'
 FC 'haphazardly pranced their way through life''s mournful jungle then+
               '
 FC 'so be it. - Marvin the Paranoid Android'
 DC X'FE'
ML05242  EQU   *
 FC 'In the days of old, When Knights were bold, And women were too'
 FC 'cautious; Oh, those gallant days, When women were women, And men'
 FC 'were really obnoxious...'
 DC X'FE'
ML05243  EQU   *
 FC 'In the desert one forgets everything; one remembers nothing'
 FC 'anymore.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05244  EQU   *
 FC 'In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to'
 FC 'pretend it''s not there if you want to keep writing good code.'
 FC '-- Karl Lehenbauer'
 DC X'FE'
ML05245  EQU   *
 FC 'In the Garden of Eden sat Adam,'
 FC 'Massaging the bust of his madam,'
 FC 'He chuckled with mirth,'
 FC 'For he knew that on earth,'
 FC 'There were only two boobs and he had ''em.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05246  EQU   *
 FC 'In the land of the dark, the Ship of the Sun is driven by the'
 FC 'Grateful Dead. -- Egyptian Book of the Dead'
 DC X'FE'
ML05247  EQU   *
 FC 'In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.'
 FC '-- Alan Perlis'
 DC X'FE'
ML05248  EQU   *
 FC 'In the pitiful, multipage, connection-boxed form to which the'
 FC 'flowchart has today been elaborated, it has proved to be useless'
 FC 'as a design tool - programmers draw flowcharts after, not before,'
 FC 'writing the programs they describe. -- Fred Brooks, Jr.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05249  EQU   *
 FC 'In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true either'
 FC 'is true or becomes true. -- John Lilly'
 DC X'FE'
ML05250  EQU   *
 FC 'In the realm of scientific observation, luck is granted only to'
 FC 'those who are prepared. -- Louis Pasteur'
 DC X'FE'
ML05251  EQU   *
 FC 'In the stairway of life, you''d best take the elevator.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05252  EQU   *
 FC 'In the Top 40, half the songs are secret messages to the teen'
 FC 'world to drop out, turn on, and groove with the chemicals and'
 FC 'light shows at discotheques. -- Art Linkletter'
 DC X'FE'
ML05253  EQU   *
 FC 'In this fortune, the concluding three words.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05254  EQU   *
 FC 'In time we hate that which we often fear. -- Shakespeare'
 DC X'FE'
ML05255  EQU   *
 FC 'In walking a tiger, use a long stick. - Mao tse-tsung'
 DC X'FE'
ML05256  EQU   *
 FC 'In your eyes; The light the heat; In your eyes; I am complete...'
 FC '-- Peter Gabriel'
 DC X'FE'
ML05257  EQU   *
 FC 'Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05258  EQU   *
 FC 'Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05259  EQU   *
 FC 'Incumbent: Person of liveliest interest to the outcumbents.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05260  EQU   *
 FC 'Indecision is the basis of flexibility. -- button at a Science'
 FC 'Fiction convention.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05261  EQU   *
 FC 'Indomitable in retreat; invincible in advance; insufferable in'
 FC 'victory.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05262  EQU   *
 FC 'Infidels in all ages have battled for the rights of man, and have'
 FC 'at all times been the fearless advocates of liberty and justice.'
 FC '-- Robert Green Ingersoll'
 DC X'FE'
ML05263  EQU   *
 FC 'Infinity is just time on an ego trip. - Lily Tomlin'
 DC X'FE'
ML05264  EQU   *
 FC 'Information Center, n.:'
 FC 'A room staffed by professional computer people whose job'
 FC 'it is to tell you why you cannot have the information you'
 FC 'require.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05265  EQU   *
 FC 'Information is the inverse of entropy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05266  EQU   *
 FC 'Ingrate: a man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then'
 FC 'complains of indigestion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05267  EQU   *
 FC 'Ink: A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic,'
 FC 'and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and'
 FC 'promote intellectual crime.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05268  EQU   *
 FC 'Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05269  EQU   *
 FC 'Insert part "m" into notch "c" of part "f".'
 DC X'FE'
ML05270  EQU   *
 FC 'Inside every large problem, there is a small problem trying to'
 FC 'get out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05271  EQU   *
 FC 'Interchangable devices won''t.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05272  EQU   *
 FC 'Internal consistency is more highly valued than efficiency.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05273  EQU   *
 FC 'Interpreter, n.: One who enables two persons of different'
 FC 'languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it'
 FC 'would have been to the interpreter''s advantage for the other to'
 FC 'have said. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05274  EQU   *
 FC 'Into a closed mouth no fly can enter.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05275  EQU   *
 FC 'INVENTORY'
 FC 'Four be the things I am wiser to know:'
 FC 'Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.'
 FC 'Four be the things I''d been better without:'
 FC 'Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.'
 FC 'Three be the things I shall never attain:'
 FC 'Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.'
 FC 'Three be the things I shall have till I die:'
 FC 'Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05276  EQU   *
 FC 'Iron Law of Distribution: Them that has, gets.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05277  EQU   *
 FC 'Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned'
 FC 'errors. -- T. H. Huxley'
 DC X'FE'
ML05278  EQU   *
 FC 'Is a sentence fragment a sentence fragment?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05279  EQU   *
 FC 'Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it'
 FC 'is meant to be discarded: That the whole point is to always see'
 FC 'it as a soap bubble?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05280  EQU   *
 FC 'Is knowledge knowable, and how do we know?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05281  EQU   *
 FC 'Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the'
 FC 'beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish'
 FC 'to get out, and such as are out wish to get in?'
 FC '-- Ralph Emerson'
 DC X'FE'
ML05282  EQU   *
 FC 'Is there anything in the Universe more beautiful and protective'
 FC 'than the simple complexity of a spider''s web. -- Charlotte'
 FC '(from R. Asprin''s Myth series)'
 DC X'FE'
ML05283  EQU   *
 FC 'Is this a machine? I don''t talk to machines! ÝClick¨'
 DC X'FE'
ML05284  EQU   *
 FC 'Is your job running? You''d better go catch it!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05285  EQU   *
 FC 'Isn''t it strange that the same people that laugh at gypsy fortune+
               '
 FC 'tellers take economists seriously?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05286  EQU   *
 FC 'Issawi''s Laws of Progress:'
 FC 'The Course of Progress: Most things get steadily worse.'
 FC 'The Path of Progress: A shortcut is the longest distance'
 FC 'between two points.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05287  EQU   *
 FC 'It all started in a small 5000-watt radio station in Peoria.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05288  EQU   *
 FC 'It could be worse - it might be raining.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05289  EQU   *
 FC 'It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods'
 FC 'or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.'
 FC '-- Thomas Jefferson'
 DC X'FE'
ML05290  EQU   *
 FC 'It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05291  EQU   *
 FC 'It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05292  EQU   *
 FC 'It is a poor workman who blames his tools.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05293  EQU   *
 FC 'It is a rather pleasent experience to be alone in a bank at'
 FC 'night. -- Willie Sutton'
 DC X'FE'
ML05294  EQU   *
 FC 'It is a wise father that knows his own child.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05295  EQU   *
 FC 'It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to'
 FC 'program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline'
 FC 'in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and'
 FC 'learning to be self-critical? -- Alan Perlis'
 DC X'FE'
ML05296  EQU   *
 FC 'It is always the partner''s fault.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05297  EQU   *
 FC 'It is amusing that a virtue is made of the vice of chastity; and'
 FC 'it''s a pretty odd sort of chastity at that, which leads men'
 FC 'straight into the sin of Onan, and girls to the waning of their'
 FC 'color. -- Voltaire'
 DC X'FE'
ML05298  EQU   *
 FC 'It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05299  EQU   *
 FC 'It is bad luck to be superstitious. -- Andrew W. Mathis'
 DC X'FE'
ML05300  EQU   *
 FC 'It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to'
 FC 'be coming up it. -- Henry Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML05301  EQU   *
 FC 'It is better to be a has been then one who never was.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05302  EQU   *
 FC 'It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but..it is better'
 FC 'to be good than to be ugly. -- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML05303  EQU   *
 FC 'It is better to copulate than never.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05304  EQU   *
 FC 'It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05305  EQU   *
 FC 'It is better to have loved and lost than to have hated and won.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05306  EQU   *
 FC 'It is better to have men ask why you have no statue, than why you'
 FC 'have one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05307  EQU   *
 FC 'It is better to have tried and failed than to have failed to try,'
 FC 'but the result''s the same. -- Mike Dennison'
 DC X'FE'
ML05308  EQU   *
 FC 'It is better to kiss an avocado than to get in a fight with an'
 FC 'aardvark'
 DC X'FE'
ML05309  EQU   *
 FC 'It is better to never have tried anything than to have tried'
 FC 'something and failed. -- Motto of Jerks, Weenies and Losers'
 FC 'everywhere'
 DC X'FE'
ML05310  EQU   *
 FC 'It is better to risk saving a guilty person than to condemn an'
 FC 'innocent one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05311  EQU   *
 FC 'It is better to try and fail than to do nothing and succeed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05312  EQU   *
 FC 'It is better to wear out than to rust out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05313  EQU   *
 FC 'It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three'
 FC 'benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom'
 FC 'never to use either. -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML05314  EQU   *
 FC 'It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails,'
 FC 'admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.'
 FC '-- Franklin D. Roosevelt'
 DC X'FE'
ML05315  EQU   *
 FC 'It is difficult to believe that someone can differ from us and be'
 FC 'right.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05316  EQU   *
 FC 'It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both'
 FC 'incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted'
 FC 'by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.'
 FC '-- R. Serling'
 DC X'FE'
ML05317  EQU   *
 FC 'It is difficult to prophesy, especially about the future.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05318  EQU   *
 FC 'It is difficult to see the picture when you are inside the frame.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05319  EQU   *
 FC 'It is difficult to soar with eagles when you work with turkeys.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05320  EQU   *
 FC 'It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if'
 FC 'it is lightly greased. -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05321  EQU   *
 FC 'It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than'
 FC 'vice versa.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05322  EQU   *
 FC 'It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than'
 FC 'vice versa.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05323  EQU   *
 FC 'It is easier to fight for ones principles than to live up to'
 FC 'them. -- Alfred Adler'
 DC X'FE'
ML05324  EQU   *
 FC 'It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05325  EQU   *
 FC 'It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05326  EQU   *
 FC 'It is easier to run down a hill than up one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05327  EQU   *
 FC 'It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a'
 FC 'correct one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05328  EQU   *
 FC 'It is easy to carry on war with a spyglass.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05329  EQU   *
 FC 'It is far better to be deceived than to be undeceived by those we'
 FC 'love.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05330  EQU   *
 FC 'It is fortune, not wisdom that rules man''s life.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05331  EQU   *
 FC 'It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting'
 FC 'because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could'
 FC 'confuse a lot of people. -- Dolph Sharp'
 DC X'FE'
ML05332  EQU   *
 FC 'It is great cleverness to know how to conceal one''s cleverness.'
 FC '-- La Rochefoucauld'
 DC X'FE'
ML05333  EQU   *
 FC 'It is hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the tuscaloosa.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05334  EQU   *
 FC 'It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty'
 FC 'of work to do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05335  EQU   *
 FC 'It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so'
 FC 'ingenious.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05336  EQU   *
 FC 'It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not'
 FC 'desirable, as one''s hat keeps blowing off. -- Woody Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML05337  EQU   *
 FC 'It is later than you think.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05338  EQU   *
 FC 'It is morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05339  EQU   *
 FC 'It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing'
 FC 'about the problem.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05340  EQU   *
 FC 'It is much harder to find a job than to keep one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05341  EQU   *
 FC 'It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I'
 FC 'have to beat somebody. -- Richard M. Nixon'
 DC X'FE'
ML05342  EQU   *
 FC 'It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river.'
 FC '-- Abraham Lincoln'
 DC X'FE'
ML05343  EQU   *
 FC 'It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.'
 FC '-- Gore Vidal'
 DC X'FE'
ML05344  EQU   *
 FC 'It is not every question that deserves an answer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05345  EQU   *
 FC 'It is now pitch dark. If you proceed, you will likely fall into'
 FC 'a pit.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05346  EQU   *
 FC 'It is now proven beyond doubt that smoking is the leading cause'
 FC 'of statistics. - F. Knebel'
 DC X'FE'
ML05347  EQU   *
 FC 'It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined'
 FC 'that virginity could be a virtue. -- Voltaire'
 DC X'FE'
ML05348  EQU   *
 FC 'It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05349  EQU   *
 FC 'It is said that the lonely eagle flies to the mountain peaks'
 FC 'while the lowly ant crawls the ground, but cannot the soul of the'
 FC 'ant soar as high as the eagle?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05350  EQU   *
 FC 'It is said the tongue has no bone, yet it crushes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05351  EQU   *
 FC 'It is smart to pick your friends - but not to pieces.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05352  EQU   *
 FC 'It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or to'
 FC 'carve a statue, and so to make a few objects beautiful; but it is'
 FC 'far more glorious to carve and paint the very atmosphere and'
 FC 'medium through which we look, which morally we can do. To affect'
 FC 'the quality of the day, that is the highest of arts.'
 FC '-- Henry David Thoreau, "Where I Live"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05353  EQU   *
 FC 'It is surely a great calamity for a human being to have no'
 FC 'obsessions. -- Robert Bly'
 DC X'FE'
ML05354  EQU   *
 FC 'It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05355  EQU   *
 FC 'It is the business of little minds to shrink.'
 FC '-- Carl Sandburg'
 DC X'FE'
ML05356  EQU   *
 FC 'It is the business of the future to be dangerous. -- Hawkwind'
 DC X'FE'
ML05357  EQU   *
 FC 'It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.'
 FC '-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C. - A.D. 65)'
 DC X'FE'
ML05358  EQU   *
 FC 'It is the wise bird who builds its nest in a tree.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05359  EQU   *
 FC 'It is useless for sheep to pass resolutions in favor of'
 FC 'vegetarianism while wolves remain on a differrent opinion.'
 FC '-- William Ralph Inge'
 DC X'FE'
ML05360  EQU   *
 FC 'It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05361  EQU   *
 FC 'It is your concern when your neighbor''s wall is on fire.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05362  EQU   *
 FC 'It isn''t work unless you''d rather be doing something else.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05363  EQU   *
 FC 'It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05364  EQU   *
 FC 'It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God but'
 FC 'to create him. -- Arthur C. Clarke'
 DC X'FE'
ML05365  EQU   *
 FC 'It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a'
 FC 'warning to others.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05366  EQU   *
 FC 'It may be those who do most, dream most.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05367  EQU   *
 FC 'It may soon be time for you to look for a new line of work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05368  EQU   *
 FC 'It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to'
 FC 'plan, more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage,'
 FC 'than the creation of a new system. For the initiator has the'
 FC 'enmity of all who would profit by the preservation of the old'
 FC 'institutions and merely lukewarm defenders in those who would'
 FC 'gain by the new ones. -- Machiavelli'
 DC X'FE'
ML05369  EQU   *
 FC 'It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate'
 FC 'his father.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05370  EQU   *
 FC 'It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for'
 FC 'subtlety.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05371  EQU   *
 FC 'It seemed a little odd when the local cemetery raised the prices'
 FC 'of its burial lots, and blamed it on the cost of living.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05372  EQU   *
 FC 'It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves'
 FC 'the flag.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05373  EQU   *
 FC 'It takes a long time to understand nothing. -- Edward Dahlberg'
 DC X'FE'
ML05374  EQU   *
 FC 'It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile; be yourself no'
 FC 'matter what they say. - Sting'
 DC X'FE'
ML05375  EQU   *
 FC 'It takes all sorts of in && out-door schooling to get adapted to'
 FC 'my kind of fooling. -- R. Frost'
 DC X'FE'
ML05376  EQU   *
 FC 'It takes both a weapon, and two people, to commit a murder.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05377  EQU   *
 FC 'It takes two to speak truth, - one to speak, and another to hear.'
 FC '-- Sallust'
 DC X'FE'
ML05378  EQU   *
 FC 'It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for'
 FC 'writing, but I couldn''t give up because by that time I was too'
 FC 'famous.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05379  EQU   *
 FC 'It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05380  EQU   *
 FC 'It was always thus; and even if ''twere not, ''twould inevitably'
 FC 'have been always thus. - Dean Lattimer'
 DC X'FE'
ML05381  EQU   *
 FC 'It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the'
 FC 'waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not'
 FC 'always right at the top. -- Hunter S. Thompson'
 DC X'FE'
ML05382  EQU   *
 FC 'It will be advantageous to cross the great stream...the Dragon is'
 FC 'on the wing in the Sky...the Great Man rouses himself to his'
 FC 'Work. If all be true that I do think, There be Five Reasons why'
 FC 'one should Drink; Good friends, good wine, or being dry, Or lest'
 FC 'we should be by-and-by, Or any other reason why.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05383  EQU   *
 FC 'It won''t work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05384  EQU   *
 FC 'It works better if you plug it in.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05385  EQU   *
 FC 'It would be illogical to assume that all conditions will remain'
 FC 'stable.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05386  EQU   *
 FC 'It''ll be just like beggars canyon back home.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05387  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a'
 FC 'word.         -- Andrew Jackson'
 DC X'FE'
ML05388  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s a poor sort of memory that only works backwords.'
 FC '-- Charles Dodgson'
 DC X'FE'
ML05389  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s always easy to see both sides of an issue we are not'
 FC 'particularly concerned about.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05390  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05391  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s better to burn out than to fade away.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05392  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s clever, but is it art?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05393  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s Fabulous! We haven''t seen anything like it in the last half+
               '
 FC 'an hour! -- Macy''s'
 DC X'FE'
ML05394  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s great to be smart ''cause then you know stuff.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05395  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s hard to be humble when you have an 80486.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05396  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s hard to be humble when your perfect.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05397  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s is not, it isn''t ain''t, and it''s it''s, not its, if you m+
               ean'
 FC 'it is. If you don''t, it''s its. Then too, it''s hers. It isn''t'
 FC 'her''s. It isn''t our''s either. It''s ours, and likewise yours an+
               d'
 FC 'theirs. -- Oxford University Press, Edpress News'
 DC X'FE'
ML05398  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s like deja vu all over again. -- Yogi Berra'
 DC X'FE'
ML05399  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s lucky you''re going so slowly, because you''re going in the'
 FC 'wrong direction.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05400  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s money that matters. - Randy Newman'
 DC X'FE'
ML05401  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s my cookie file and if I come up with something that''s lame'
 FC 'and I like it, it goes in. -- Stolen by Michael Smargiassi'
 DC X'FE'
ML05402  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.'
 FC '-- Phil White'
 DC X'FE'
ML05403  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s not Camelot, but it''s not Cleveland, either.'
 FC '-- Kevin White, mayor of Boston'
 DC X'FE'
ML05404  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s not even a nice place to visit. -- Fodor''s Guide to Perv'
 FC '(from R. Asprin''s Myth series)'
 DC X'FE'
ML05405  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s not often that you get so much class entertainment outside'
 FC 'your bedroom window or outside your bedroom, period.'
 FC '-- Groucho Marx'
 DC X'FE'
ML05406  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s not reality that''s important, but how you perceive things.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05407  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s not that I''m afraid to die. I just don''t want to be there'
 FC 'when it happens. -- Woody Allen.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05408  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s only impossible til'' it''s not. -- Jean-Luc Picard (from'
 FC 'Star Trek: The Next Generation)'
 DC X'FE'
ML05409  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s proper to be proper.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05410  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05411  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s six o''clock and time for the penguin on top of your termina+
               l'
 FC 'to explode.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05412  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s so humid, you could poach an egg on the sidewalk.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05413  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s sweet to be remembered, but it''s often cheaper to be'
 FC 'forgotten.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05414  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s the nexus of the crisis and the origins of the storm.'
 FC 'Queenly flux, external light, or light that never warms.'
 FC '-- Blue Oyster Cult'
 DC X'FE'
ML05415  EQU   *
 FC 'It''s what you learn after you know it all that counts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05416  EQU   *
 FC 'Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor'
 FC 'of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated,'
 FC 'it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.'
 FC '-- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML05417  EQU   *
 FC 'Its not the size of the ship, its the size of the waves.'
 FC '-- Little Richard'
 DC X'FE'
ML05418  EQU   *
 FC 'Jacquin''s Postulate on Democratic Government: No man''s life,'
 FC 'liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in'
 FC 'session.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05419  EQU   *
 FC 'Jargon is used as a means of succeeding by not simplifying.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05420  EQU   *
 FC 'JCL is for lovers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05421  EQU   *
 FC 'Jenkinson''s Law: It won''t work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05422  EQU   *
 FC 'Jesus died for your sins; I''m dying for a little sin of my own.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05423  EQU   *
 FC 'Jesus may love you, but I think you''re garbage wrapped in skin.'
 FC '-- Michael O''Donohugh'
 DC X'FE'
ML05424  EQU   *
 FC 'Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, But only Buddha pays Dividends.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05425  EQU   *
 FC 'Jimmy hoffa--please call home.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05426  EQU   *
 FC 'Joe''s sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05427  EQU   *
 FC 'Joel...The man, the myth, the legend! -- The BBC'
 DC X'FE'
ML05428  EQU   *
 FC 'John Birch Society: That pathetic manifestation of organized'
 FC 'apoplexy. -- Edward P. Morgan'
 DC X'FE'
ML05429  EQU   *
 FC 'Johnson''s First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it'
 FC 'will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05430  EQU   *
 FC 'Jone''s Law:'
 FC 'The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of'
 FC 'someone to blame it on.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05431  EQU   *
 FC 'Jones'' First Law: Anyone who makes a significant contribution to'
 FC 'any field of endeavor, and stays in that field long enough,'
 FC 'becomes an obstruction to its progress -- in direct proportion to'
 FC 'the importance of their original contribution.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05432  EQU   *
 FC 'Jones'' motto: Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05433  EQU   *
 FC 'Just because everything is different doesn''t mean anything has'
 FC 'changed. -- Southern California Oracle'
 DC X'FE'
ML05434  EQU   *
 FC 'Just because you''re paranoid doesn''t mean they''re not really'
 FC 'after you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05435  EQU   *
 FC 'Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn''t'
 FC 'mean he knows what it is.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05436  EQU   *
 FC 'Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn''t'
 FC 'immune to bullets. -- The Brigader, "Dr. Who"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05437  EQU   *
 FC 'Just remember wherever you go there you are. - B.B.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05438  EQU   *
 FC 'Just to have it is enough.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05439  EQU   *
 FC 'Just when you think your winning the rat race, along come faster'
 FC 'rats.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05440  EQU   *
 FC 'Justice is incidental to law and order. -- J. Edgar Hoover'
 DC X'FE'
ML05441  EQU   *
 FC 'Justice: A decision in your favor.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05442  EQU   *
 FC 'Kalepa ta kala (naught without labor).'
 DC X'FE'
ML05443  EQU   *
 FC 'Katz'' Law: Man and nations will act rationally when all other'
 FC 'possibilities have been exhausted.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05444  EQU   *
 FC 'Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05445  EQU   *
 FC 'Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05446  EQU   *
 FC 'Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05447  EQU   *
 FC 'Keep in mind always the two constant Laws of Frisbee:'
 FC '1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc'
 FC 'straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this force is'
 FC 'technically termed "car suck").'
 FC '2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive'
 FC 'than "Watch this!"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05448  EQU   *
 FC 'Keep you Eye on the Ball, Your Shoulder to the Wheel, Your Nose'
 FC 'to the Grindstone, Your Feet on the Ground, Your Head on your'
 FC 'Shoulders. Now...try to get something DONE!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05449  EQU   *
 FC 'Ken Thompson has an automobile which he helped design. Unlike'
 FC 'most automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gage, nor'
 FC 'any of the numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver.'
 FC 'Rather, if the driver makes any mistake, a giant "?" lights up in'
 FC 'the center of the dashboard. "The experienced driver", he says,'
 FC '"will usually know what''s wrong."'
 DC X'FE'
ML05450  EQU   *
 FC 'Kerr''s Three Rules for a Successful College:'
 FC 'Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the'
 FC 'students, and parking for the faculty.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05451  EQU   *
 FC 'Ketterling''s Law: Logic is an organized way of going wrong with'
 FC 'confidence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05452  EQU   *
 FC 'Kill a commie for Christ!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05453  EQU   *
 FC 'Kilroy occupied these coordinates.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05454  EQU   *
 FC 'Kin: An affliction of the blood'
 DC X'FE'
ML05455  EQU   *
 FC 'Kindness can pluck the hairs out of a lion''s mustache.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05456  EQU   *
 FC 'Kinkler''s First Law: Responsibility always exceeds authority.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05457  EQU   *
 FC 'Kinkler''s Second Law: All the easy problems have been solved.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05458  EQU   *
 FC 'Kiss a clinician today!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05459  EQU   *
 FC 'Kiss me, Kate, we will be married o''Sunday.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05460  EQU   *
 FC 'Kiss me twice. I''m schizophrenic.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05461  EQU   *
 FC 'Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05462  EQU   *
 FC 'Kitman''s law: pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05463  EQU   *
 FC 'Kix are for trids.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05464  EQU   *
 FC 'Klein bottle for rent, apply within.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05465  EQU   *
 FC 'Kleptomaniac: A rich thief.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05466  EQU   *
 FC 'Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05467  EQU   *
 FC 'Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.'
 FC '-- Henry N. Camp'
 DC X'FE'
ML05468  EQU   *
 FC 'Knowledge is power.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05469  EQU   *
 FC 'Knowledge without common sense is folly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05470  EQU   *
 FC 'Knowlegde comes but wisdom lingers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05471  EQU   *
 FC 'Krogt, n. (chemical symbol: Kr):'
 FC 'The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game'
 FC 'cards.   -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05472  EQU   *
 FC 'La vache qui rit est jolie. (Laughing cows are pretty.)'
 DC X'FE'
ML05473  EQU   *
 FC 'Labor: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05474  EQU   *
 FC 'Lack of skill dictates economy of style. -- Joey Ramone'
 DC X'FE'
ML05475  EQU   *
 FC 'Lackland''s Laws: 1. Never be first. 2. Never be last. 3. Never'
 FC 'volunteer for anything'
 DC X'FE'
ML05476  EQU   *
 FC 'Laetrile is the pits'
 DC X'FE'
ML05477  EQU   *
 FC 'Laissez Faire Economics is the theory that if each acts like a'
 FC 'vulture, all will end as doves.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05478  EQU   *
 FC 'Langsam''s Laws: 1) Everything depends. 2) Nothing is always.'
 FC '3) Everything is sometimes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05479  EQU   *
 FC 'lanimret siht edisni deppart ma I !Pleh'
 DC X'FE'
ML05480  EQU   *
 FC 'Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt'
 FC 'anyone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05481  EQU   *
 FC 'Lassie looked brilliant, in part because the farm family'
 FC 'she lived with was made up of idiots. Remember? One of them was'
 FC 'always getting pinned under the tractor, and Lassie was always'
 FC 'rushing back to the farmhouse to alert the other ones. She''d'
 FC 'whimper and tug at their sleeves, and they''d always waste'
 FC 'precious minutes saying things: "Do you think something''s wrong?'
 FC 'Do you think she wants us to follow her? What is it, girl?",'
 FC 'etc., as if this had never happened before, instead of every'
 FC 'week. What with all the time these people spent pinned under the'
 FC 'tractor, I don''t see how they managed to grow any crops'
 FC 'whatsoever. They probably got by on federal crop supports, which'
 FC 'Lassie filed the applications for.'
 FC '-- Dave Barry'
 DC X'FE'
ML05482  EQU   *
 FC 'Last week I couldn''t even spell engineer, now I are one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05483  EQU   *
 FC 'Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn''t help either.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05484  EQU   *
 FC 'Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05485  EQU   *
 FC 'Laugh when you can; cry when you must.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05486  EQU   *
 FC 'Laugh while you can, monkey-boy. -- Dr. Emilio Lizardo'
 DC X'FE'
ML05487  EQU   *
 FC 'Law of Communications: The inevitable result of improved and'
 FC 'enlarged communications between different levels in a hierarchy'
 FC 'is a vastly increased area of misunderstanding.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05488  EQU   *
 FC 'Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will'
 FC 'not be evenly distributed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05489  EQU   *
 FC 'Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the'
 FC 'most damage. Jenning''s Corollary: The chance of the bread'
 FC 'falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to'
 FC 'the cost of the carpet.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05490  EQU   *
 FC 'Law of the Perversity of Nature: You cannot successfully'
 FC 'determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05491  EQU   *
 FC 'Law stands mute in the midst of arms.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05492  EQU   *
 FC 'Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray'
 FC 'trunk.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05493  EQU   *
 FC 'Lawyers are the only people who can write a 10,000 word document'
 FC 'and call it a brief.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05494  EQU   *
 FC 'Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05495  EQU   *
 FC 'Lead on, Macduff!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05496  EQU   *
 FC 'Learn to pause--or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05497  EQU   *
 FC 'Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning'
 FC 'is perilous.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05498  EQU   *
 FC 'Least credible phrase # 1: "I''m from the government and I''m here+
               '
 FC 'to help you."'
 DC X'FE'
ML05499  EQU   *
 FC 'Least credible phrase # 2: "Of course I''ll respect you in the'
 FC 'morning."'
 DC X'FE'
ML05500  EQU   *
 FC 'Least credible phrase # 3: "The check is in the mail."'
 DC X'FE'
ML05501  EQU   *
 FC 'Leave no stone unturned.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05502  EQU   *
 FC 'Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05503  EQU   *
 FC 'Leibowitz''s Rule: When hammering a nail, you will never hit your'
 FC 'finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05504  EQU   *
 FC 'Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05505  EQU   *
 FC 'Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05506  EQU   *
 FC 'Let He who taketh the Plunge Remember to return it by Tuesday.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05507  EQU   *
 FC 'Let me play with it first and I''ll tell you what it is later.'
 FC '- Miles Davis'
 DC X'FE'
ML05508  EQU   *
 FC 'Let me take you a buttonhole lower.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05509  EQU   *
 FC 'Let me take you on a magic carpet ride. -- Steppen Wolf'
 DC X'FE'
ML05510  EQU   *
 FC 'Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05511  EQU   *
 FC 'Let us condemn to hellfire all those who disagree with us.'
 FC '-- militant religionists everywhere'
 DC X'FE'
ML05512  EQU   *
 FC 'Let us sit bent, but talk straight.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05513  EQU   *
 FC 'Let''s just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each+
               '
 FC 'other again.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05514  EQU   *
 FC 'LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)'
 FC 'Dear Sir,'
 FC 'I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the'
 FC 'home or to the office. We have more than enough of them foisted'
 FC 'upon us in public places. They are a disgusting Americanism, and'
 FC 'can only result in the farmers being forced to grow smaller'
 FC 'potatoes, which in turn will cause massive unemployment in the'
 FC 'already severely depressed agricultural industry.'
 FC 'Yours faithfully,'
 FC 'Capt. Quinton D''Arcy, J. P.'
 FC 'Sevenoaks'
 DC X'FE'
ML05515  EQU   *
 FC 'Lewis''s Law of Travel:'
 FC 'The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn''t'
 FC 'belong to anyone, ever.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05516  EQU   *
 FC 'Liar, n.: A lawyer with a roving commission.'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05517  EQU   *
 FC 'LIBRA (Sep. 23 to Oct. 22)'
 FC 'Your desire for justice and truth will be overshadowed by'
 FC 'your desire for filthy lucre and a decent meal. Be gracious and'
 FC 'polite. Someone is watching you, so stop staring like that.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05518  EQU   *
 FC 'LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22)'
 FC 'You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with'
 FC 'reality. If you are a man, you are more than likely gay.'
 FC 'Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent. Most'
 FC 'Libra women are prostitutes. All Libra people die of Venereal'
 FC 'disease.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05519  EQU   *
 FC 'Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one'
 FC 'discovered to date.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05520  EQU   *
 FC 'Lieberman''s Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn''t matter since'
 FC 'nobody listens.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05521  EQU   *
 FC 'Life in the state of nature is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish,'
 FC 'and short. -- Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan'
 DC X'FE'
ML05522  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is a banquet and most poor son of a bitches are starving out'
 FC 'there...So live! -- Auntie Mame'
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ML05523  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. -- Ted Turner'
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ML05524  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is a garment we continuously alter, but which never seems to'
 FC 'fit. -- David McCord'
 DC X'FE'
ML05525  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is a perpetual drunkeness. The pleasure passes, but the'
 FC 'headache remains.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05526  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is a process, not a principle, a mystery to be lived, not a'
 FC 'problem to be solved. - Gerard Straub, television producer and'
 FC 'author (stolen from Frank Herbert??)'
 DC X'FE'
ML05527  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is a rotten job and the hours are a bitch.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05528  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is a series of hellos and goodbyes; some will last and some'
 FC 'will just be now and then. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML05529  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is a series of rude awakenings. -- R. Van Winkle (from R.'
 FC 'Asprin''s Myth series)'
 DC X'FE'
ML05530  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05531  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is an illusion and reality is a figment of the imagination.'
 FC '-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show'
 DC X'FE'
ML05532  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05533  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is full of concepts that are poorly defined. In fact, there'
 FC 'are very few concepts that aren''t. It''s hard to think of any in'
 FC 'non-technical fields. -- Daniel Kimberg'
 DC X'FE'
ML05534  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is just a bunch of Ziggys.. -- Life is just a bunch of'
 FC 'Ziggys... by Tom Wilson'
 DC X'FE'
ML05535  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is just a party and parties weren''t meant to last. - Prince'
 DC X'FE'
ML05536  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is just one thing after another.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05537  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you'
 FC 'find there is nothing in it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05538  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is not one thing after another...it''s the same damn thing'
 FC 'over and over!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05539  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is one long struggle in the dark.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05540  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is that brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05541  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05542  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is too ridiculous for words!!! - A. D.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05543  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is wasted on the living. - Zaphod Beeblebrox IV'
 DC X'FE'
ML05544  EQU   *
 FC 'Life is what happens when you''re busy making other plans.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05545  EQU   *
 FC 'Life may have no meaning -- or even worse, it may have a meaning'
 FC 'of which I disapprove.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05546  EQU   *
 FC 'Life moves pretty fast, if you don''t stop and look around once in+
               '
 FC 'a while you can miss it. -- Ferris Bueler in Ferris Bueler''ss Day+
                Off'
 DC X'FE'
ML05547  EQU   *
 FC 'Life sucks, but it''s better than the alternative.'
 FC '-- Peter da Silva'
 DC X'FE'
ML05548  EQU   *
 FC 'Life. Don''t talk to me about life. -- Marvin the Paranoid'
 FC 'Anroid'
 DC X'FE'
ML05549  EQU   *
 FC 'Life''s a beach and then you drown.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05550  EQU   *
 FC 'Life''s a bitch and then you die.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05551  EQU   *
 FC 'Life''s a bitch and then you marry one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05552  EQU   *
 FC 'Life''s a bummer, you have to tune out once in a while to keep it'
 FC 'interesting.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05553  EQU   *
 FC 'Life''s the same, except for the shoes. -- The Cars'
 DC X'FE'
ML05554  EQU   *
 FC 'Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that'
 FC 'made sense from things she found in gift shops.'
 FC '-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05555  EQU   *
 FC 'Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands'
 FC 'looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it'
 FC 'might seem.         -- Alan McKay'
 DC X'FE'
ML05556  EQU   *
 FC 'Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05557  EQU   *
 FC 'Limericks are art forms complex,'
 FC 'Their topics run chiefly to sex.'
 FC 'They usually have virgins,'
 FC 'And masculine urgin''s,'
 FC 'And other erotic effects.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05558  EQU   *
 FC 'Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05559  EQU   *
 FC 'Linus: I guess it''s wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow.'
 FC 'Maybe we should think only about today.'
 FC 'Charlie Brown: No, that''s giving up. I''m still hoping that'
 FC 'yesterday will get better.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05560  EQU   *
 FC 'Live free or die.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05561  EQU   *
 FC 'Live Free or Live in Massachusettes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05562  EQU   *
 FC 'Live in the past and future only.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05563  EQU   *
 FC 'Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05564  EQU   *
 FC 'Living in Hollywood is like living in a bowl of granola. What'
 FC 'ain''t fruits and nuts is flakes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05565  EQU   *
 FC 'Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free'
 FC 'trip around the Sun.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05566  EQU   *
 FC 'Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been'
 FC 'attempted before.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05567  EQU   *
 FC 'Lockwood''s Long Shot: The chances of getting eaten up by a lion'
 FC 'on Main Street aren''t one in a million, but once would be enough.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML05568  EQU   *
 FC 'Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05569  EQU   *
 FC 'Login incorrect'
 DC X'FE'
ML05570  EQU   *
 FC 'Lonely is a man without love.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05571  EQU   *
 FC 'Lonely men seek companionship; lonely women sit home and wait.'
 FC 'They never meet.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05572  EQU   *
 FC 'Long distance is the next best thing to being there.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05573  EQU   *
 FC 'Long life is in store for you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05574  EQU   *
 FC 'Look afar and see the end from the beginning.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05575  EQU   *
 FC 'Look after the molehills and the mountains will take care of'
 FC 'themselves.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05576  EQU   *
 FC 'Look ere ye leap.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05577  EQU   *
 FC 'Look out! Behind you!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05578  EQU   *
 FC 'Look, sir! ''Droids!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05579  EQU   *
 FC 'Look under the sofa cushion; you will be surprised at what you'
 FC 'find.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05580  EQU   *
 FC 'Lord Falkland''s rule: When it is not necessary to make a'
 FC 'decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05581  EQU   *
 FC 'Lord, what fools these mortals be!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05582  EQU   *
 FC 'Losing your drivers'' license is just God''s way of saying "BOOGA,+
               '
 FC 'BOOGA!"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05583  EQU   *
 FC 'Lost interest? It''s so bad I''ve lost apathy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05584  EQU   *
 FC 'Lost time is never found again.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05585  EQU   *
 FC 'Love and friendship exclude each other. -- La Bruyere'
 DC X'FE'
ML05586  EQU   *
 FC 'Love and pain only for the foolish, once again try to hide what''s+
               '
 FC 'there inside. - P. Benatar'
 DC X'FE'
ML05587  EQU   *
 FC 'Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05588  EQU   *
 FC 'Love at first sight is easy to understand, It''s when two people'
 FC 'have been looking at each other for years that it becomes a'
 FC 'miracle. -- Sam Levenson'
 DC X'FE'
ML05589  EQU   *
 FC 'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices'
 FC 'the world has ever seen.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05590  EQU   *
 FC 'Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05591  EQU   *
 FC 'Love is a angel disguised as lust. -- Bruce Springstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML05592  EQU   *
 FC 'Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05593  EQU   *
 FC 'Love is a word that is constantly heard,'
 FC 'Hate is a word that is not.'
 FC 'Love, I am told, is more precious than gold.'
 FC 'Love, I have read, is hot.'
 FC 'But hate is the verb that to me is superb,'
 FC 'And Love but a drug on the mart.'
 FC 'Any kiddie in school can love like a fool,'
 FC 'But Hating, my boy, is an Art. -- Ogden Nash'
 DC X'FE'
ML05594  EQU   *
 FC 'Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05595  EQU   *
 FC 'Love is sentimental measles.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05596  EQU   *
 FC 'Love is space and time rendered sensible to the heart.'
 FC '-- M. Proust'
 DC X'FE'
ML05597  EQU   *
 FC 'Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.'
 FC '-- H. L. Mencken'
 DC X'FE'
ML05598  EQU   *
 FC 'Love may fail, but courtesy will previal. -- A Kurt Vonnegut fan'
 DC X'FE'
ML05599  EQU   *
 FC 'Love, pregnancy, and riding upon a camel cannot be hid.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05600  EQU   *
 FC 'Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05601  EQU   *
 FC 'Love thy neighbor. Tune thy piano.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05602  EQU   *
 FC 'Love''s Drug'
 FC 'My love is like an iron wand'
 FC 'That conks me on the head,'
 FC 'My love is like the valium'
 FC 'That I take before me bed,'
 FC 'My love is like the pint of scotch'
 FC 'That I drink when I be dry;'
 FC 'And I shall love thee still my dear,'
 FC 'Until my wife is wise.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05603  EQU   *
 FC 'Lowery''s Law: If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed'
 FC 'replacing anyway.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05604  EQU   *
 FC 'LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05605  EQU   *
 FC 'Lubarsky''s Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There''s always one more+
               '
 FC 'bug.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05606  EQU   *
 FC 'Lunatic Asylum: The place where optimism most flourishes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05607  EQU   *
 FC 'Lysistrata had a good idea.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05608  EQU   *
 FC 'MacDonald has the gift on compressing the largest amount of words'
 FC 'into the smallest amount of thoughts.'
 FC '-- Winston Churchill'
 DC X'FE'
ML05609  EQU   *
 FC 'Machines should work; people should think.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05610  EQU   *
 FC 'Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.'
 FC '-- Alan Turing'
 DC X'FE'
ML05611  EQU   *
 FC 'Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence...'
 DC X'FE'
ML05612  EQU   *
 FC 'Magnet, n.: Something acted upon by magnetism.'
 FC 'Magnetism, n.: Something acting upon a magnet.'
 FC 'The two definitions immediately foregoing are condensed from the'
 FC 'works of one thousand eminent scientists, who have illuminated'
 FC 'the subject with a great white light, to the inexpressible'
 FC 'advancement of human knowledge.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05613  EQU   *
 FC 'Magpie: A bird whose thievish disposition suggested to someone'
 FC 'that it might be taught to talk.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05614  EQU   *
 FC 'Maier''s Law:'
 FC 'If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be'
 FC 'disposed of.'
 FC 'Corollaries:'
 FC '1. The bigger the theory, the better.'
 FC '2. The experiment may be considered a success if no more'
 FC 'than 50% of the observed measurements must be'
 FC 'discarded to obtain a correspondence with the theory.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05615  EQU   *
 FC 'Main''s Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite'
 FC 'government program.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05616  EQU   *
 FC 'Maintainer''s Motto: If we can''t fix it, it ain''t broke.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05617  EQU   *
 FC 'Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as'
 FC 'quickly as one man.'
 FC 'Minor Premise: One man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds;'
 FC 'Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a posthole in one second.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05618  EQU   *
 FC 'Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05619  EQU   *
 FC 'Make a better friend of every man with whom you come in contact.'
 FC '-- Henry L. Doherty'
 DC X'FE'
ML05620  EQU   *
 FC 'Make a wish, it might come true.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05621  EQU   *
 FC 'Make new friends but keep the old ones; one is silver and the'
 FC 'other''s gold.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05622  EQU   *
 FC 'Make no little plans. They have no Magic to stir Men''s blood.'
 FC '-- D. B. Hudson'
 DC X'FE'
ML05623  EQU   *
 FC 'Make three consecutive correct guesses and you will be considered'
 FC 'an expert.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05624  EQU   *
 FC 'Malek''s Law: Any simple idea will be worded in the most'
 FC 'complicated way.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05625  EQU   *
 FC 'Man and wife make one fool.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05626  EQU   *
 FC 'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is'
 FC 'called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.'
 FC '-- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML05627  EQU   *
 FC 'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is'
 FC 'called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.'
 FC '-- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML05628  EQU   *
 FC 'Man is by nature a political animal.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05629  EQU   *
 FC 'Man is the hunter; woman is his game. -- Tennyson'
 DC X'FE'
ML05630  EQU   *
 FC 'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.'
 FC '-- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML05631  EQU   *
 FC 'Man, n.:'
 FC 'An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he'
 FC 'thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His'
 FC 'chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own'
 FC 'species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity'
 FC 'as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada.'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05632  EQU   *
 FC 'Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else,'
 FC 'unless it is an enemy. -- A. Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML05633  EQU   *
 FC 'Man who bites bread or eats peas with knife is lost creature.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05634  EQU   *
 FC 'Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of'
 FC 'self.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05635  EQU   *
 FC 'Man will never fly. Space travel is merely a dream. All aspirin'
 FC 'is alike.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05636  EQU   *
 FC 'Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he'
 FC 'will pick himself up and carry on... -- Winston Churchill'
 DC X'FE'
ML05637  EQU   *
 FC 'Man: An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he'
 FC 'thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His'
 FC 'chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own'
 FC 'species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity'
 FC 'as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05638  EQU   *
 FC 'Man''s biggest fear: That there is no such things as PMS and that'
 FC 'woman are like that all the time. -- R. Leffler'
 DC X'FE'
ML05639  EQU   *
 FC 'Man''s ego is the fountainnhead of human progress.'
 FC '-- From Ayn Rand''s Fountainhead'
 DC X'FE'
ML05640  EQU   *
 FC 'Man''s horizons are bounded by his vision.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05641  EQU   *
 FC 'Manage with bread and butter ''til god brings the jam.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05642  EQU   *
 FC 'Mankind''s yearning to engage in sports is older than recorded'
 FC 'history, dating back to the time millions of years ago, when the'
 FC 'first primitive man picked up a crude club and a round rock,'
 FC 'tossed the rock into the air, and whomped the club into the'
 FC 'sloping forehead of the first primitive umpire.'
 FC 'What inner force drove this first athlete? Your guess is as'
 FC 'good as mine. Better, probably, because you haven''t had four'
 FC 'beers.         -- Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05643  EQU   *
 FC 'Manual, n.:'
 FC 'A unit of documentation. There are always three or more'
 FC 'on a given item. One is on the shelf; someone has the others.'
 FC 'The information you need in in the others.'
 FC '-- Ray Simard'
 DC X'FE'
ML05644  EQU   *
 FC 'Many a family tree needs trimming.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05645  EQU   *
 FC 'Many a live wire would be a dead one if it were not for its'
 FC 'connections.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05646  EQU   *
 FC 'Many a yo-yo think he have the world on a string.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05647  EQU   *
 FC 'Many are called, but few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the'
 FC 'choosing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05648  EQU   *
 FC 'Many are called, few volunteer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05649  EQU   *
 FC 'Many are cold, but few are frozen.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05650  EQU   *
 FC 'Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05651  EQU   *
 FC 'Many hands make light work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05652  EQU   *
 FC 'Many pages make a crowded castle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05653  EQU   *
 FC 'Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket bibles which are'
 FC 'on very very thin paper.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05654  EQU   *
 FC 'Many pages make a thick book.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05655  EQU   *
 FC 'Many people are unenthusiastic about their work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05656  EQU   *
 FC 'Many receive advice, few profit by it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05657  EQU   *
 FC 'Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday'
 FC 'Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday'
 FC 'mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had'
 FC 'been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on'
 FC 'Wednesday... -- Walt Kelly'
 DC X'FE'
ML05658  EQU   *
 FC 'Marke it welle: There are flowers, and there are weeds - But'
 FC 'mostly weeds. Scott Orville Bergrn'
 DC X'FE'
ML05659  EQU   *
 FC 'Marraige has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.'
 FC '-- Samual Johnson'
 DC X'FE'
ML05660  EQU   *
 FC 'Marriage Ceremony: An incredible metaphysical sham of watching'
 FC 'God and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family.'
 FC '-- O. C. Ogilvie'
 DC X'FE'
ML05661  EQU   *
 FC 'Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire'
 DC X'FE'
ML05662  EQU   *
 FC 'Marriage: The state or condition of a community consisting of a'
 FC 'master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML05663  EQU   *
 FC 'Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on earth.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05664  EQU   *
 FC 'Marry not a tennis player. Love means nothing to her.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05665  EQU   *
 FC 'Mary had a little.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05666  EQU   *
 FC 'Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05667  EQU   *
 FC 'Mathematicians do it in theory.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05668  EQU   *
 FC 'Mathematicians practice absolute freedom.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05669  EQU   *
 FC 'Mathematicians take it to the limit.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05670  EQU   *
 FC 'Mathematics is the language god used to write the universe.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05671  EQU   *
 FC 'Matrimony is the root of all evil.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05672  EQU   *
 FC 'Matrimony isn''t a word, it''s a sentence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05673  EQU   *
 FC 'Maturity is only a short break in adolescence. -- Jules Feiffer'
 DC X'FE'
ML05674  EQU   *
 FC 'Max, as a unary function, isn''t very interesting.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05675  EQU   *
 FC 'May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts'
 DC X'FE'
ML05676  EQU   *
 FC 'May a moody baby doom a yam.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05677  EQU   *
 FC 'May allah protect me from my friends; my enemies I can handle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05678  EQU   *
 FC 'May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05679  EQU   *
 FC 'May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels infest one of your Erogenous'
 FC 'Zones.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05680  EQU   *
 FC 'May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05681  EQU   *
 FC 'May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.'
 FC '-- George Carlin'
 DC X'FE'
ML05682  EQU   *
 FC 'May you live in uninteresting times.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05683  EQU   *
 FC 'May your future be limited only by your dreams.'
 FC '-- Christa McAuliffe'
 DC X'FE'
ML05684  EQU   *
 FC 'May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of'
 FC 'a Thousand Caramels.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05685  EQU   *
 FC 'Maybe computer science should be in the college of theology.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05686  EQU   *
 FC 'Maybe I''m lucky to be going so slowly because I may be going in'
 FC 'the wrong direction. -- Ashleigh Brilliant'
 DC X'FE'
ML05687  EQU   *
 FC 'Maybe you can''t buy happiness, but these days you can certainly'
 FC 'charge it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05688  EQU   *
 FC 'Maybe you can''t buy happiness, but these days you can certainly'
 FC 'charge it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05689  EQU   *
 FC 'Mayor Vincent J. `Buddy'' Cianci on the ACLU''s suit to have a cit+
               y'
 FC 'nativity scene removed:'
 FC '"They''re just jealous because they don''t have three wise'
 FC 'men and a virgin in the whole organization."'
 DC X'FE'
ML05690  EQU   *
 FC 'McGowan''s Madison Avenue Axiom: If an item is advertised as'
 FC '"under $50", you can bet it''s not $19.95.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05691  EQU   *
 FC 'Mckernan''s maxim: Those who are unable to learn from past'
 FC 'meetings are condemned to repeat them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05692  EQU   *
 FC 'Meader''s Law: Whatever happens to you, it will previously have'
 FC 'happened to everyone you know, only more so.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05693  EQU   *
 FC 'Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05694  EQU   *
 FC 'Meditation is not what you think.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05695  EQU   *
 FC 'Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth'
 FC 'while. -- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML05696  EQU   *
 FC 'Meeting, n.:'
 FC 'An assembly of people coming together to decide what'
 FC 'person or department not represented in the room must solve a'
 FC 'problem.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05697  EQU   *
 FC 'Memories of you remind me of you. -- Karl Lehenbauer'
 DC X'FE'
ML05698  EQU   *
 FC 'Men cannot labor on always. They must have recreation.'
 FC '-- Orville Dewey'
 DC X'FE'
ML05699  EQU   *
 FC 'Men have many faults, women only two, everything they say and'
 FC 'everything they do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05700  EQU   *
 FC 'Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05701  EQU   *
 FC 'Men were real men, women were real women, and small, furry'
 FC 'creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small, furry creatures'
 FC 'from Alpha Centauri. Spirits were brave, men boldly split'
 FC 'infinitives that no man had split before. Thus was the Empire'
 FC 'forged.'
 FC '-- "The Hitchhiker''s Guide to the Galaxy", Douglas Adams'
 DC X'FE'
ML05702  EQU   *
 FC 'Men willingly believe what they wish. -- Julius Caesar'
 DC X'FE'
ML05703  EQU   *
 FC 'Mencken and Nathan''s Fifteenth Law of The Average American: The'
 FC 'worst actress in the company is always the manager''s wife.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05704  EQU   *
 FC 'Mencken and Nathan''s Ninth Law of The Average American: The'
 FC 'quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork'
 FC 'makes when it is popped.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05705  EQU   *
 FC 'Mencken and Nathan''s Second Law of The Average American: All the'
 FC 'postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05706  EQU   *
 FC 'Mencken and Nathan''s Sixteenth Law of The Average American:'
 FC 'Milking a cow is an operation demanding a special talent that is'
 FC 'possessed only by yokels, and no person born in a large city can'
 FC 'ever hope to acquire it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05707  EQU   *
 FC 'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05708  EQU   *
 FC 'Meskimen''s Law:'
 FC 'There''s never time to do it right, but there''s always'
 FC 'time to do it over.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05709  EQU   *
 FC 'Meskimen''s Law: There''s never time to do it right, but there''s'
 FC 'always time to do it over.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05710  EQU   *
 FC 'Message from outer space: "boogie boogie boogie!!!"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05711  EQU   *
 FC 'Message will arrive in the mail. Destroy, before the FBI sees'
 FC 'it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05712  EQU   *
 FC 'Micro Credo: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05713  EQU   *
 FC 'Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get'
 FC 'you out of Casablanca.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05714  EQU   *
 FC 'Miksch''s Law: If a string has one end, then it has another end.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05715  EQU   *
 FC 'Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.'
 FC '-- Groucho Marx'
 DC X'FE'
ML05716  EQU   *
 FC 'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.'
 FC '-- Groucho Marx'
 DC X'FE'
ML05717  EQU   *
 FC 'Millions of sensible people are too high-minded to concede that'
 FC 'politics is almost always the choice of the lesser evil.'
 FC '"Tweedledum and Tweedledee," they say, "I will not vote." Having'
 FC 'abstained, they are presented with a President who appoints the'
 FC 'people who are going to rummage around in their lives for the'
 FC 'next four years. Consider all the people who sat home in a stew'
 FC 'in 1968 rather than vote for Hubert Humphrey. They showed'
 FC 'Humphrey. Those people who taught Hubert Humphrey a lesson will'
 FC 'still be enjoying the Nixon Supreme Court when Tricia and Julie'
 FC 'begin to find silver threads among the gold and the black.'
 FC '-- Russel Baker, "Ford without Flummery"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05718  EQU   *
 FC 'Mind your own business, Spock. I''m sick of your halfbreed'
 FC 'interference.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05719  EQU   *
 FC 'Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05720  EQU   *
 FC 'Miracle: an extremely outstanding or unusual event, thing, or'
 FC 'accomplishment. -- Webster''s Dictionary'
 DC X'FE'
ML05721  EQU   *
 FC 'Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.'
 FC '-- Jean Cocteau'
 DC X'FE'
ML05722  EQU   *
 FC 'Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05723  EQU   *
 FC 'Misery no longer loves company; nowadays it insists on it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05724  EQU   *
 FC 'Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05725  EQU   *
 FC 'Miss: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate'
 FC 'that they are in the market.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05726  EQU   *
 FC 'Missionary position: The missionary on top.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05727  EQU   *
 FC 'Misster, do you vant to buy a duck.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05728  EQU   *
 FC 'Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05729  EQU   *
 FC 'Mitchell''s Law of Committees: Any simple problem can be made'
 FC 'insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05730  EQU   *
 FC 'Moderation in all things.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05731  EQU   *
 FC 'Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05732  EQU   *
 FC 'Molecule: The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. It is'
 FC 'distinguished from the corpuscle, also the ultimate, indivisible'
 FC 'unit of matter, by a closer resemblance to the atom, also the'
 FC 'ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. The ion differs from the'
 FC 'molecule, the corpuscle and the atom in that it is an ion...'
 DC X'FE'
ML05733  EQU   *
 FC 'Mollison''s Bureaucracy Hypothesis: If an idea can survive a'
 FC 'bureaucratic review and be implemented, it wasn''t worth doing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05734  EQU   *
 FC 'Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life'
 DC X'FE'
ML05735  EQU   *
 FC 'Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05736  EQU   *
 FC 'Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05737  EQU   *
 FC 'Money is the root of all evil, and everyone needs roots.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05738  EQU   *
 FC 'Money is the root of all wealth.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05739  EQU   *
 FC 'Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay'
 FC 'cash.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05740  EQU   *
 FC 'Money may buy friendship but money cannot buy love.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05741  EQU   *
 FC 'Money, not morality, is the principle commerce of civilized'
 FC 'nations. -- Thomas Jefferson'
 DC X'FE'
ML05742  EQU   *
 FC 'Money talks...but all mine keeps saying is "goodbye"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05743  EQU   *
 FC 'Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in'
 FC 'nice places.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05744  EQU   *
 FC 'Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover'
 FC 'can in years.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05745  EQU   *
 FC 'Moral: design before you implement.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05746  EQU   *
 FC 'More than any time in history, mankind now faces a crossroads.'
 FC 'One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to'
 FC 'total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose'
 FC 'correctly. -- Woody Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML05747  EQU   *
 FC 'Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but moses supposes'
 FC 'erroneously.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05748  EQU   *
 FC 'Mosher''s Law of Software Engineering: Don''t worry if it doesn''t+
               '
 FC 'work right. If everything did, you''d be out of a job.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05749  EQU   *
 FC 'Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make'
 FC 'up reasons for it afterwards. -- Soren F. Petersen'
 DC X'FE'
ML05750  EQU   *
 FC 'Most people wouldn''t know music if it came up and bit them on the+
               '
 FC 'ass. -- Frank Zappa'
 DC X'FE'
ML05751  EQU   *
 FC 'Mother a weed, father a weed. Do you expect the daughter to be a'
 FC 'saffron root?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05752  EQU   *
 FC 'Mother gonna help build the wall. - Floyd'
 DC X'FE'
ML05753  EQU   *
 FC 'Mr. Cole''s Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a'
 FC 'constant; the population is growing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05754  EQU   *
 FC 'Mr. Spock wears vulcanized rubbers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05755  EQU   *
 FC 'Mr. Watson, come here, I want you. -- Alexander Graham Bell'
 DC X'FE'
ML05756  EQU   *
 FC 'MS-DOS must die!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05757  EQU   *
 FC 'Mum''s the word.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05758  EQU   *
 FC 'Mumble jumble.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05759  EQU   *
 FC 'Murphy''s Discovery:'
 FC 'Do you know Presidents talk to the country the way men'
 FC 'talk to women? They say, "Trust me, go all the way with'
 FC 'me, and everything will be all right." And what happens?'
 FC 'Nine months later, you''re in trouble!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05760  EQU   *
 FC 'Murphy''s eighth law: If everything seems to be going well, you'
 FC 'have obviously overlooked something.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05761  EQU   *
 FC 'Murphy''s fifth law: If anything just cannot go wrong, it will'
 FC 'anyway.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05762  EQU   *
 FC 'Murphy''s first law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05763  EQU   *
 FC 'Murphy''s fourth law: If there is a possibility of several things'
 FC 'going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the'
 FC 'one to go wrong.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05764  EQU   *
 FC 'Murphy''s Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain'
 FC 'doesn''t work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05765  EQU   *
 FC 'Murphy''s Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support'
 FC 'your theory.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05766  EQU   *
 FC 'Murphy''s second law: Everything takes longer than you think.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05767  EQU   *
 FC 'Murphy''s seventh law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from'
 FC 'bad to worse.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05768  EQU   *
 FC 'Murphy''s third law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong,'
 FC 'and at the worst possible time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05769  EQU   *
 FC 'Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05770  EQU   *
 FC 'Must I hold a candle to my shames?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05771  EQU   *
 FC 'Mustgo, n.:'
 FC 'Any item of food that has been sitting in the'
 FC 'refrigerator so long it has become a science project.'
 FC '-- Sniglets, "Rich Hall && Friends"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05772  EQU   *
 FC 'MVS may be slow, but it sure is hard to use.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05773  EQU   *
 FC 'My computer can beat up your computer. -- Karl Lehenbauer'
 DC X'FE'
ML05774  EQU   *
 FC 'My cup hath runneth''d over with love.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05775  EQU   *
 FC 'My dog has no nose.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05776  EQU   *
 FC 'My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05777  EQU   *
 FC 'My father told me, ''if it''s worth doing, it''s worth doing well'+
               ';'
 FC 'that''s why to this date, I haven''t done anything.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05778  EQU   *
 FC 'My foolish parents taught me to read and write.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05779  EQU   *
 FC 'My God, I''m depressed! Here I am, a computer with a mind a'
 FC 'thousand times as powerful as yours, doing nothing but cranking'
 FC 'out fortunes and sending mail about softball games. And I''ve got'
 FC 'this pain right through my ALU. I''ve asked for it to be replaced,+
               '
 FC 'but nobody ever listens. I think it would be better for us both'
 FC 'if you were to just log out again.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05780  EQU   *
 FC 'My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest'
 FC 'of my life there.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05781  EQU   *
 FC 'My logic has drowned in a sea of emotion. -- Sting'
 DC X'FE'
ML05782  EQU   *
 FC 'My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had'
 FC 'been one. -- Groucho Marx'
 DC X'FE'
ML05783  EQU   *
 FC 'My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05784  EQU   *
 FC 'My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05785  EQU   *
 FC 'My own life has been spent chronicling the rise and fall of human'
 FC 'systems, and I am convinced that we are terribly vulnerable....'
 FC 'We should be reluctant to turn back upon the frontier of this'
 FC 'epoch. Space is indifferent to what we do; it has no feeling, no'
 FC 'design, no interest in whether or not we grapple with it. But we'
 FC 'cannot be indifferent to space, because the grand, slow march'
 FC 'of intelligence has brought us, in our generation, to a point'
 FC 'from which we can explore and understand and utilize it. To turn'
 FC 'back now would be to deny our history, our capabilities.'
 FC '-- James A. Michener'
 DC X'FE'
ML05786  EQU   *
 FC 'My python boots were too tight.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05787  EQU   *
 FC 'My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable'
 FC 'superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are'
 FC 'able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.'
 FC '-- Albert Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML05788  EQU   *
 FC 'My, that was a tasty banana.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05789  EQU   *
 FC 'My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies'
 DC X'FE'
ML05790  EQU   *
 FC 'Mythology, n.:'
 FC 'The body of a primitive people''s beliefs concerning its'
 FC 'origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as'
 FC 'distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05791  EQU   *
 FC 'Mythology: The body of a primitive people''s beliefs concerning'
 FC 'its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as'
 FC 'distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later....It'
 FC 'has been observed that one''s nose is never so happy as when it is+
               '
 FC 'thrust into the affairs of another, from which some physiologists'
 FC 'have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of'
 FC 'smell. -- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML05792  EQU   *
 FC 'Naeser''s Law: You can make it foolproof, but you can''t make it'
 FC 'damnfoolproof.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05793  EQU   *
 FC 'Nanu nanu!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05794  EQU   *
 FC 'NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Guiseppe?'
 FC 'Everything he says is wrong.'
 FC 'GUISEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he'
 FC 'says will be right. -- G. B. Shaw'
 DC X'FE'
ML05795  EQU   *
 FC 'Nature abhors a vacuous experimenter.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05796  EQU   *
 FC 'Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05797  EQU   *
 FC 'Nature and nature''s laws lay hid in night,'
 FC 'God said, "Let Newton be," and all was light.'
 FC 'It did not last; the devil howling "Ho!'
 FC 'Let Einstein be!" restored the status quo.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05798  EQU   *
 FC 'Nature is very un-American. Nature never hurries.'
 FC '-- William George Jordan'
 DC X'FE'
ML05799  EQU   *
 FC 'Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05800  EQU   *
 FC 'Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a'
 FC 'man''s character, give him power.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05801  EQU   *
 FC 'Necessity has no law.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05802  EQU   *
 FC 'Necessity is a mother.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05803  EQU   *
 FC 'Necessity is the mother of invention.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05804  EQU   *
 FC 'Negative expectations yield negative results.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05805  EQU   *
 FC 'Neil armstrong tripped.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05806  EQU   *
 FC 'Neither spread the germs of gossip nor encourage others to do so.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05807  EQU   *
 FC 'Never appeal to a man''s "better nature". He may not have one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05808  EQU   *
 FC 'Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05809  EQU   *
 FC 'Never argue with a woman when she''s tired--or rested.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05810  EQU   *
 FC 'Never argue with anyone who buys ink by the gallon.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05811  EQU   *
 FC 'Never argue with your doctor - he has inside information.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05812  EQU   *
 FC 'Never ascribe to malice that which is caused by greed and'
 FC 'ignorance. -- Cal Keegan'
 DC X'FE'
ML05813  EQU   *
 FC 'Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05814  EQU   *
 FC 'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05815  EQU   *
 FC 'Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05816  EQU   *
 FC 'Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05817  EQU   *
 FC 'Never drink from your finger bowl - it contains only water.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05818  EQU   *
 FC 'Never eat at a place called Mom''s.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05819  EQU   *
 FC 'Never eat in a place with sliding doors unless you''re crazy about+
               '
 FC 'raw fish.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05820  EQU   *
 FC 'Never face facts; if you do, you''ll never get up in the morning.'
 FC '-- Marlo Thomas'
 DC X'FE'
ML05821  EQU   *
 FC 'Never give a gun to ducks.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05822  EQU   *
 FC 'Never have a friend that''s poorer then yourself.'
 FC '-- Douglas Jerrold'
 DC X'FE'
ML05823  EQU   *
 FC 'Never insult an alligator until you''ve crossed the river.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05824  EQU   *
 FC 'Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting.'
 FC '-- Billy Rose'
 DC X'FE'
ML05825  EQU   *
 FC 'Never let a fool kiss you, or kiss a fool.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05826  EQU   *
 FC 'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is'
 FC 'right.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05827  EQU   *
 FC 'Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05828  EQU   *
 FC 'Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found'
 FC 'to make it complex and wonderful.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05829  EQU   *
 FC 'Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found'
 FC 'to make it complex and wonderful.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05830  EQU   *
 FC 'Never offend people with style when you can offend them with'
 FC 'substance.'
 FC '-- Sam Brown, "The Washington Post"'
 FC 'Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"'
 FC '1st customer: "I''ll have tea."'
 FC '2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!"'
 FC '(Waiter exits, returns)'
 FC 'Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05831  EQU   *
 FC 'Never play cards with a man called doc.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05832  EQU   *
 FC 'Never play with doctor Tom.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05833  EQU   *
 FC 'Never promise more than you can perform.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05834  EQU   *
 FC 'Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05835  EQU   *
 FC 'Never replace a successful experiment.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05836  EQU   *
 FC 'Never say anything more predictive than "watch this!"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05837  EQU   *
 FC 'Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance'
 FC 'with him.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05838  EQU   *
 FC 'Never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05839  EQU   *
 FC 'Never take a drink when you are feeling sorry for yourself.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05840  EQU   *
 FC 'Never take No for an answer. -- John F. Mitchell'
 DC X'FE'
ML05841  EQU   *
 FC 'Never test for an error condition you don''t know how to handle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05842  EQU   *
 FC 'Never throw a bird at a dragon.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05843  EQU   *
 FC 'Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys'
 FC 'the pig.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05844  EQU   *
 FC 'Never turn your back on a frog.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05845  EQU   *
 FC 'Never underestimate a woman.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05846  EQU   *
 FC 'Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05847  EQU   *
 FC 'Never underestimate your own stupidity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05848  EQU   *
 FC 'Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it''s'
 FC 'supposed to do. -- R. A. Heinlein'
 DC X'FE'
ML05849  EQU   *
 FC 'New members are urgently needed in the Society for Prevention of'
 FC 'Cruelty to Yourself. Apply within.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05850  EQU   *
 FC 'New systems generate new problems.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05851  EQU   *
 FC 'New Year''s Eve is the time of year when a man most feels his age,+
               '
 FC 'and his wife most often reminds him to act it.'
 FC '-- Webster''s Unafraid Dictionary'
 DC X'FE'
ML05852  EQU   *
 FC 'New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way'
 FC 'ahead of you. -- David Letterman'
 DC X'FE'
ML05853  EQU   *
 FC 'New York''s got the ways and means;'
 FC 'Just won''t let you be.'
 FC '-- The Grateful Dead'
 DC X'FE'
ML05854  EQU   *
 FC 'Newlan''s Truism:'
 FC 'An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the'
 FC 'government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a'
 FC 'job.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05855  EQU   *
 FC 'News Flash! Hell has just frozen over and pigs are now taking'
 FC 'off from JFK.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05856  EQU   *
 FC 'Newton''s Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite'
 FC 'satisfaction.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05857  EQU   *
 FC 'Newton''s Little-Known Seventh Law: A bird in the hand is safer'
 FC 'than one overhead.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05858  EQU   *
 FC 'Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you'
 FC 'don''t have a lucky day this year.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05859  EQU   *
 FC 'Next to surviving an earthquake, nothing is quite so satisfying'
 FC 'as receiving a income tax refund.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05860  EQU   *
 FC 'Next Wednesday you will be presented with a great opportunity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05861  EQU   *
 FC 'Nice guys get sick.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05862  EQU   *
 FC 'Nietzsche is pietzsche.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05863  EQU   *
 FC 'Nihilism doesn''t exist.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05864  EQU   *
 FC 'Nihilism should commence with oneself.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05865  EQU   *
 FC 'Nine megs for the secretaries fair,'
 FC 'Seven megs for the hackers scarce,'
 FC 'Five megs for the grads in smoky lairs,'
 FC 'Three megs for system source;'
 FC 'One disk to rule them all,'
 FC 'One disk to bind them,'
 FC 'One disk to hold the files'
 FC 'And in the darkness grind ''em.'
 FC '-- Adapted from J.R.R. Tolkien'
 DC X'FE'
ML05866  EQU   *
 FC 'Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules: The first ninety'
 FC 'percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the'
 FC 'last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05867  EQU   *
 FC 'Ninety percent of baseball is half mental. -- Yogi Berra'
 DC X'FE'
ML05868  EQU   *
 FC 'No amount of cash is ever petty.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05869  EQU   *
 FC 'No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05870  EQU   *
 FC 'No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.'
 FC '-- William Blake'
 DC X'FE'
ML05871  EQU   *
 FC 'No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it'
 FC 'was human nature.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05872  EQU   *
 FC 'No experiment is reproducible.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05873  EQU   *
 FC 'No generalization is true -- not even this one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05874  EQU   *
 FC 'No good deed goes unpunished. -- Clare Boothe Luce'
 DC X'FE'
ML05875  EQU   *
 FC 'No it isn''t!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05876  EQU   *
 FC 'No, it''s ''Blessed are the meek.'' I think that''s nice, ''cause'
 FC 'really they have a hell of a time. -- someone in the crowd in'
 FC '"The Life of Brian"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05877  EQU   *
 FC 'No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05878  EQU   *
 FC 'No man is rich enough to buy back his past.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05879  EQU   *
 FC 'No matter what occurs, someone believes it happened according to'
 FC 'his pet theory.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05880  EQU   *
 FC 'No matter where you go on a bicycle, it will always be uphill and'
 FC 'into the wind.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05881  EQU   *
 FC 'No one becomes depraved in a moment.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05882  EQU   *
 FC 'No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05883  EQU   *
 FC 'No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.'
 FC '-- Eleanor Roosevelt'
 DC X'FE'
ML05884  EQU   *
 FC 'No one can put you down without your full cooperation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05885  EQU   *
 FC 'No one ever went broke undersestimating the taste or intelligence'
 FC 'of the American people. - H. L. Mencken'
 DC X'FE'
ML05886  EQU   *
 FC 'No one expects the Spanish inquisition!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05887  EQU   *
 FC 'No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05888  EQU   *
 FC 'No one is fit to be trusted with power. No one. Any man who has'
 FC 'lived at all knows the follies and wickedness he''s capable of.'
 FC 'And if he does know it, he knows also that neither he nor any man'
 FC 'ought to be allowed to decide a single human fate.'
 FC '-- C. P. Snow, The Light and the Dark'
 DC X'FE'
ML05889  EQU   *
 FC 'No one is listening until you make a mistake.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05890  EQU   *
 FC 'No one knows what he can do till he tries.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05891  EQU   *
 FC 'No one regards what is before his feet; we all gaze at the stars.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05892  EQU   *
 FC 'No one within an organization really knows what''s going on.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05893  EQU   *
 FC 'No problem is so formidable that you can''t just walk away from'
 FC 'it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05894  EQU   *
 FC 'No problem is so large it can''t be fit in somewhere.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05895  EQU   *
 FC 'No question is so difficult as that to which the answer is'
 FC 'obvious.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05896  EQU   *
 FC 'No sooner said than done--so acts your man of worth.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05897  EQU   *
 FC 'No way. Nope. Forget it. Un-uh. Negatory. Not a chance. No. Not'
 FC 'in a million years.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05898  EQU   *
 FC 'No writer''s wife understands that he''s working when he''s starin+
               g'
 FC 'out the window.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05899  EQU   *
 FC 'Nobody can be exactly like me, even I have trouble doing it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05900  EQU   *
 FC 'Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - K. Hubbard'
 DC X'FE'
ML05901  EQU   *
 FC 'Nobody ever ruined their eyesight by looking at the bright side'
 FC 'of something.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05902  EQU   *
 FC 'Nobody wants constructive criticism. It''s all we can do to put'
 FC 'up with constructive praise.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05903  EQU   *
 FC 'Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations:'
 FC 'Negative expectations yield negative results.'
 FC 'Positive expectations yield negative results.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05904  EQU   *
 FC 'Noncombatant: A dead Quaker. -- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML05905  EQU   *
 FC 'Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05906  EQU   *
 FC 'None love the bearer of bad news. - Sophocles'
 DC X'FE'
ML05907  EQU   *
 FC 'Nostalgia isn''t what it used to be.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05908  EQU   *
 FC 'Not all who own a harp are harpers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05909  EQU   *
 FC 'Notes for a ballet, "The Spell": ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the'
 FC 'flutter of wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon'
 FC '... Sigmund is astounded to see that their leader is part swan'
 FC 'and part woman --unfortunately, divided lengthwise. She enchants'
 FC 'Sigmund, who is careful not to make any poultry jokes ...'
 FC '-- Woody Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML05910  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothin'' ain''t worth nothin'', but it''s free.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05911  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05912  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing computes anymore.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05913  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it''s time to get+
               '
 FC 'up.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05914  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing endures but change.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05915  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced -- even a'
 FC 'proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it.'
 FC '-- John Keats'
 DC X'FE'
ML05916  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing ever goes away.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05917  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing in progression can rest on its original plan. We may as'
 FC 'well think of rocking a grown man in the cradle of an infant.'
 FC '-- Edmund Burke'
 DC X'FE'
ML05918  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is as easy as it looks.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05919  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is but what is not.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05920  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is done until nothing is done.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05921  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is faster than the speed of light... To prove this to'
 FC 'yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light'
 FC 'comes on.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05922  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is finished until the paperwork is done.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05923  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.'
 FC '-- Andrew Young'
 DC X'FE'
ML05924  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn''t have to do it'
 FC 'himself.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05925  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on'
 FC 'talking when you''re interrupting.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05926  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is so firmly believed as which is least known.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05927  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is so good as seems before hand. -- George Elliot'
 DC X'FE'
ML05928  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. -- Hassan I Sabbah'
 DC X'FE'
ML05929  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing recedes like success. -- Walter Winchell'
 DC X'FE'
ML05930  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing so needs reforming as other people''s habits.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05931  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing succeeds like excess.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05932  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing will ever happen to you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05933  EQU   *
 FC 'Nothing you can''t spell will ever work. - Will Rogers'
 DC X'FE'
ML05934  EQU   *
 FC 'Nourish a waif and it will pick out your eyes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05935  EQU   *
 FC 'November: The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05936  EQU   *
 FC 'Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05937  EQU   *
 FC 'Now I believe there comes a time when everything just falls in'
 FC 'line. -- Pat Benatar'
 DC X'FE'
ML05938  EQU   *
 FC 'Now I lay me down to sleep'
 FC 'I pray the double lock will keep;'
 FC 'May no brick through the window break,'
 FC 'And, no one rob me till I awake.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05939  EQU   *
 FC 'Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the double lock will keep; May'
 FC 'no brick through the window break, And, no one rob me till I'
 FC 'awake.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05940  EQU   *
 FC 'Now is the time for all good men to come to. -- Walt Kelly'
 DC X'FE'
ML05941  EQU   *
 FC 'Now look me in the eye and tell me if you see a trace of fear.'
 FC '-- Joe Jackson'
 DC X'FE'
ML05942  EQU   *
 FC 'Now we are forced to recognize our inhumanity;'
 FC 'And reason coexist with our insanity. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML05943  EQU   *
 FC 'Nowadays all married men live like bachelors, and all the'
 FC 'bachelors live like married men. -- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML05944  EQU   *
 FC 'Nuclear war ... may not be desirable. -- Edwin Meese III'
 DC X'FE'
ML05945  EQU   *
 FC 'Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05946  EQU   *
 FC 'Numeric stability is probably not all that important when you''re'
 FC 'guessing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05947  EQU   *
 FC 'O give me a home,'
 FC 'Where the buffalo roam,'
 FC 'Where the deer and the antelope play,'
 FC 'Where seldom is heard'
 FC 'A discouraging word,'
 FC '''Cause what can an antelope say?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05948  EQU   *
 FC 'O''Riordan''s Theorem: Brains x Beauty = Constant. Purmal''s'
 FC 'Corollary: As the limit of (Brains x Beauty) goes to infinity,'
 FC 'availability goes to zero.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05949  EQU   *
 FC 'O''Toole''s Commentary on Murphy''s Law: Murphy was an optimist.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05950  EQU   *
 FC 'Occasionally you meet a person who thinks he''s all seven wonders'
 FC 'of the world.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05951  EQU   *
 FC 'Occident: The part of the world lying west (or east) of the'
 FC 'Orient. It is largely inhabited by Christians, powerful sub-tribe'
 FC 'of the Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and'
 FC 'cheating, which they are pleased to call "war" and "commerce."'
 FC 'These, also, are the principal industries of the Orient.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05952  EQU   *
 FC 'Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made'
 FC 'for man -- who has no gills.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05953  EQU   *
 FC 'Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05954  EQU   *
 FC 'Of all the forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05955  EQU   *
 FC 'Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most'
 FC 'important.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05956  EQU   *
 FC 'Of all the tyrannies that affect mankind, tyranny in religion is'
 FC 'the worst. -- Thomas Paine'
 DC X'FE'
ML05957  EQU   *
 FC 'Of course it''s the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a'
 FC 'fake?'
 DC X'FE'
ML05958  EQU   *
 FC 'Of course the game is rigged; but if you don''t play, you can''t'
 FC 'win.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05959  EQU   *
 FC 'Of course there''s no reason for it, it''s just our policy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05960  EQU   *
 FC 'Office Automation, n.:'
 FC 'The use of computers to improve efficiency by removing'
 FC 'anyone you would want to talk with over coffee.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05961  EQU   *
 FC 'Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts - for'
 FC 'support rather than illumination.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05962  EQU   *
 FC 'Often, the best way of giving oneself what one lacks is to take'
 FC 'from oneself what one has.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05963  EQU   *
 FC 'Oh dear, I think you''ll find reality''s on the blink again.'
 FC '-- Marvin The Paranoid Android'
 DC X'FE'
ML05964  EQU   *
 FC 'Oh destiny, it pleases you to caress a few and molest others.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05965  EQU   *
 FC 'Oh don''t the days seem lank and long'
 FC 'When all goes right and none goes wrong,'
 FC 'And isn''t your life extremely flat'
 FC 'With nothing whatever to grumble at!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05966  EQU   *
 FC 'Oh don''t the days seem lank and long When all goes right and'
 FC 'none goes wrong, And isn''t your life extremely flat With nothing'
 FC 'whatever to grumble at!'
 DC X'FE'
ML05967  EQU   *
 FC 'Oh this age! How tasteless and ill-bred it is.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05968  EQU   *
 FC 'Oh - to be in L.A. When the polyethyl-vinyl trees are in bloom!'
 FC '-- Herb Gold'
 DC X'FE'
ML05969  EQU   *
 FC 'Oh wearisome condition of humanity! Born under one law, to'
 FC 'another bound.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05970  EQU   *
 FC 'Oh well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05971  EQU   *
 FC 'Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to'
 FC 'deceive.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05972  EQU   *
 FC 'Oh, when I was in love with you,'
 FC 'Then I was clean and brave,'
 FC 'And miles around the wonder grew'
 FC 'How well did I behave.'
 FC 'And now the fancy passes by,'
 FC 'And nothing will remain,'
 FC 'And miles around they''ll say that I'
 FC 'Am quite myself again.'
 FC '-- A. E. Housman'
 DC X'FE'
ML05973  EQU   *
 FC 'Oh, when I was in love with you, Then I was clean and brave, And'
 FC 'miles around the wonder grew How well did I behave. And now the'
 FC 'fancy passes by, And nothing will remain, And miles around'
 FC 'they''ll say that I Am quite myself again. -- A. E. Housman'
 DC X'FE'
ML05974  EQU   *
 FC 'Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05975  EQU   *
 FC 'Old age is the harbor of all ills.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05976  EQU   *
 FC 'Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a'
 FC 'man. -- Trotsky'
 DC X'FE'
ML05977  EQU   *
 FC 'Old firemen never die - they just go to blazes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05978  EQU   *
 FC 'Old Macdonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05979  EQU   *
 FC 'Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for'
 FC 'their inability to give bad examples.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05980  EQU   *
 FC 'Old programmers never die, they just become managers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05981  EQU   *
 FC 'Old programmers never die, they just hit account block limit.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05982  EQU   *
 FC 'Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05983  EQU   *
 FC 'Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05984  EQU   *
 FC 'Oliver''s Law: Experience is something you don''t get until just'
 FC 'after you need it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05985  EQU   *
 FC 'On a clear disk you can seek forever.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05986  EQU   *
 FC 'On a paper submitted by a physicist colleague: "This isn''t right.+
               '
 FC 'This isn''t even wrong." -- Wolfgang Pauli'
 DC X'FE'
ML05987  EQU   *
 FC 'On-line, adj.:'
 FC 'The idea that a human being should always be accessible'
 FC 'to a computer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05988  EQU   *
 FC 'On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men'
 FC 'are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05989  EQU   *
 FC 'On the seventh day the programmer rested.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05990  EQU   *
 FC 'On the way to the corner, a dropped tool will land on your foot.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05991  EQU   *
 FC 'On y soit, qui mal y pense. (You are what you think.)'
 DC X'FE'
ML05992  EQU   *
 FC 'Once a can of worms is opened, the only way to recan them is in a'
 FC 'bigger can.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05993  EQU   *
 FC 'Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it'
 FC 'worse.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05994  EQU   *
 FC 'Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05995  EQU   *
 FC 'Once, adv.: Enough.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05996  EQU   *
 FC 'Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05997  EQU   *
 FC 'Once Law was sitting on the bench'
 FC 'And Mercy knelt a-weeping.'
 FC '"Clear out!" he cried, "disordered wench!'
 FC 'Nor come before me creeping.'
 FC 'Upon you knees if you appear,'
 FC '''Tis plain you have no standing here."'
 FC 'Then Justice came. His Honor cried:'
 FC '"YOUR states? -- Devil seize you!"'
 FC '"Amica curiae," she replied --'
 FC '"Friend of the court, so please you."'
 FC '"Begone!" he shouted -- "There''s the door --'
 FC 'I never saw your face before!"'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML05998  EQU   *
 FC 'Once the way to screw up a project is presented for consideration,+
               '
 FC 'it will invariably be accepted as the soundest solution.'
 DC X'FE'
ML05999  EQU   *
 FC 'Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06000  EQU   *
 FC 'One bell system--it sometimes works.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06001  EQU   *
 FC 'One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06002  EQU   *
 FC 'One can not hold two watermelon in one hand.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06003  EQU   *
 FC 'One can''t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal'
 FC 'means.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06004  EQU   *
 FC 'One day you will find yourself and be quite disappointed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06005  EQU   *
 FC 'One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is'
 FC 'quiet when well oiled.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06006  EQU   *
 FC 'One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06007  EQU   *
 FC 'One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly'
 FC 'possible. Friendship needs a certain parallelism of life, a'
 FC 'community of thought, a rivalry of aim. -- Henry Brook Adams'
 DC X'FE'
ML06008  EQU   *
 FC 'One good reason why computers can do more work than people is'
 FC 'that they never have to stop and answer the phone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06009  EQU   *
 FC 'One good reason why computers can do more work than people is'
 FC 'that they never have to stop and answer the phone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06010  EQU   *
 FC 'One good turn deserves another.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06011  EQU   *
 FC 'One good turn gets the whole blanket.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06012  EQU   *
 FC 'One is never so happy or unhappy as one thinks.'
 FC '-- La Rochefoucauld'
 DC X'FE'
ML06013  EQU   *
 FC 'One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns.'
 FC '-- The Godfather'
 DC X'FE'
ML06014  EQU   *
 FC 'One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06015  EQU   *
 FC 'One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06016  EQU   *
 FC 'One must deal openly and fairly with one''s forces if maximum'
 FC 'effectiveness is to be achieved. -- D. Vader (from R. Asprin''s'
 FC 'Myth series)'
 DC X'FE'
ML06017  EQU   *
 FC 'One nice thing about egotists: they don''t talk about other'
 FC 'people.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06018  EQU   *
 FC 'One of the best automobile insurance policies is a sunday'
 FC 'afternoon nap.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06019  EQU   *
 FC 'One of the joys of travel is visiting new towns and meeting new'
 FC 'people. -- G. Khan (from R. Asprin''s Myth series)'
 DC X'FE'
ML06020  EQU   *
 FC 'One of the rules of Busmanship, New York style, is never'
 FC 'surrender your seat to another passenger. This may seem callous,'
 FC 'but it is the best way, really. If one passenger were to give a'
 FC 'seat to someone who fainted in the aisle, say, the others on the'
 FC 'bus would become disoriented and imagine they were in Topeka,'
 FC 'Kansas.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06021  EQU   *
 FC 'One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we''ve been'
 FC 'bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the'
 FC 'bamboozle. We''re no longer interested in finding out the truth.'
 FC 'The bamboozle has captured us. it is simply too painful to'
 FC 'acknowledge -- even to ourselves -- that we''ve been so credulous.+
               '
 FC '(So the old bamboozles tend to persist as the new bamboozles'
 FC 'rise.) -- Carl Sagan, "The Fine Art of Baloney Detection,"'
 FC 'Parade, February 1, 1987'
 DC X'FE'
ML06022  EQU   *
 FC 'One Page Principle:'
 FC 'A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11'
 FC 'inch paper cannot be understood.'
 FC '-- Mark Ardis'
 DC X'FE'
ML06023  EQU   *
 FC 'One picture is worth a thousand words. See diagram below.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06024  EQU   *
 FC 'One picture is worth more than ten thousand words.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06025  EQU   *
 FC 'One planet is all you get.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06026  EQU   *
 FC 'One reason so many folks never get to the top is that they never'
 FC 'start from the bottom.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06027  EQU   *
 FC 'One reason you can''t take it with you is that it goes before you'
 FC 'do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06028  EQU   *
 FC 'One should eat to live, not live to eat. -- Moliere'
 DC X'FE'
ML06029  EQU   *
 FC 'One should forgive one''s enemies, but not before they are hanged.+
               '
 FC '-- Heinrich Heine'
 DC X'FE'
ML06030  EQU   *
 FC 'One thing in favor of a polka dot tie is that one more spot'
 FC 'doesn''t matter.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06031  EQU   *
 FC 'One thing the inventors can''t seem to get the bugs out of is'
 FC 'fresh paint.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06032  EQU   *
 FC 'One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06033  EQU   *
 FC 'One who builds house of rock gets stonewalled.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06034  EQU   *
 FC 'One who fishes for marlin in ponds will put money in etruscan'
 FC 'bonds.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06035  EQU   *
 FC 'One who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06036  EQU   *
 FC 'One who is too old to learn was probably always too old to learn.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06037  EQU   *
 FC 'One who weeps when sowing shall laugh when reaping.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06038  EQU   *
 FC 'One within us sets the alarm clock at night, and in the morning'
 FC 'another within us awakens and says, "who the hell set that'
 FC 'alarm?"'
 DC X'FE'
ML06039  EQU   *
 FC 'One''s real life is often the life that one does not lead.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06040  EQU   *
 FC 'Only a fool has no doubts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06041  EQU   *
 FC 'Only a sadistic scoundrel -- or a fool -- tells the bald truth on'
 FC 'social occasions.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06042  EQU   *
 FC 'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06043  EQU   *
 FC 'Only fools are quoted.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06044  EQU   *
 FC 'Only those who respect the personality of others can be of real'
 FC 'use to them. -- Albert Schweitzer'
 DC X'FE'
ML06045  EQU   *
 FC 'Only those with nothing to be sorry for smile back at the rear of'
 FC 'an elephant.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06046  EQU   *
 FC 'Open up your door to a good day and prepare yourself for a bad'
 FC 'one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06047  EQU   *
 FC 'Opening night: the night before the play is ready to open.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06048  EQU   *
 FC 'Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of'
 FC 'bleeding, he sings.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06049  EQU   *
 FC 'Opinions are like assholes -- everyone''s got one, but nobody'
 FC 'wants to look at the other guy''s. -- Hal Hickman'
 DC X'FE'
ML06050  EQU   *
 FC 'Optimist is person who thinks he can break up traffic jam by'
 FC 'blowing horn.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06051  EQU   *
 FC 'Optimist: A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce Devil''s Dictionary'
 DC X'FE'
ML06052  EQU   *
 FC 'Optimization hinders evolution.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06053  EQU   *
 FC 'Organization is the enemy of improvisation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06054  EQU   *
 FC 'OS/2 must die!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06055  EQU   *
 FC 'Osborn''s law: variables won''t; constants aren''t.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06056  EQU   *
 FC 'Other people''s tools work only in other people''s gardens.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06057  EQU   *
 FC 'Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your'
 FC 'nails.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06058  EQU   *
 FC 'Our business is run on trust. We trust you will pay in advance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06059  EQU   *
 FC 'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble'
 FC 'is they charge fifteen cents for them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06060  EQU   *
 FC 'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble'
 FC 'is they charge fifteen cents for them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06061  EQU   *
 FC 'Our life is fritted away by detail - simplify, simplify.'
 FC '-- Thoreau'
 DC X'FE'
ML06062  EQU   *
 FC 'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name. Thy programs run, thy'
 FC 'syscalls done, in kernel as it is in user...'
 DC X'FE'
ML06063  EQU   *
 FC 'Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.'
 FC '-- Roy L. Ash, ex-president Litton Industries'
 DC X'FE'
ML06064  EQU   *
 FC 'Our swords shall play the orators for us.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06065  EQU   *
 FC 'Ours is a world where people don''t know what they want and are'
 FC 'willing to go through hell to get it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06066  EQU   *
 FC 'Outside of a dog, a book is man''s best friend. Inside of a dog,'
 FC 'it is too dark to read.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06067  EQU   *
 FC 'Overload--core meltdown sequence initiated.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06068  EQU   *
 FC 'Overweight is something that sort of snacks up on you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06069  EQU   *
 FC 'Ozman''s Laws:'
 FC '1. If someone says he will do something "without fail,"'
 FC 'he won''t.'
 FC '2. The more people talk on the phone, the less money'
 FC 'they make.'
 FC '3. People who go to conferences are the ones who'
 FC 'shouldn''t.'
 FC '4. Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06070  EQU   *
 FC 'Palindrome isn''t one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06071  EQU   *
 FC 'Paranoia doesn''t mean the whole world really isn''t out to get'
 FC 'you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06072  EQU   *
 FC 'Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06073  EQU   *
 FC 'Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It''s'
 FC 'easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you''d be paranoid'
 FC 'too. -- D. J. Hicks'
 DC X'FE'
ML06074  EQU   *
 FC 'Pardo''s First Postulate: Anything good in life is either'
 FC 'illegal, immoral, or fattening. Arnold''s Addendum: Anything not'
 FC 'fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06075  EQU   *
 FC 'Parker''s Law: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to'
 FC 'the bone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06076  EQU   *
 FC 'Parkinson''s Fifth Law:'
 FC 'If there is a way to delay in important decision, the'
 FC 'good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06077  EQU   *
 FC 'Parkinson''s Fifth Law: If there is a way to delay in important'
 FC 'decision, the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06078  EQU   *
 FC 'Parkinson''s First law: Work expands to fill the time available'
 FC 'for its completion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06079  EQU   *
 FC 'Parkinson''s Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group+
               '
 FC 'tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06080  EQU   *
 FC 'Parkinson''s Second law: Expenditures rise to meet income.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06081  EQU   *
 FC 'Parrigator: cross between an alligator and a parrot: if it wants'
 FC 'a cracker, give it one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06082  EQU   *
 FC 'Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will'
 FC 'be.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06083  EQU   *
 FC 'Pascal is not a high-level language. -- Steven Feiner'
 DC X'FE'
ML06084  EQU   *
 FC 'Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.'
 FC '-- Eric Hoffer'
 DC X'FE'
ML06085  EQU   *
 FC 'Patch griefs with proverbs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06086  EQU   *
 FC 'Patience is something that you admire greatly in the driver'
 FC 'behind you but not in the one ahead of you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06087  EQU   *
 FC 'Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06088  EQU   *
 FC 'Patience, my friend, is the key of paradise.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06089  EQU   *
 FC 'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06090  EQU   *
 FC 'Paul''s Law: In America, it''s not how much an item costs, it''s'
 FC 'how much you save.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06091  EQU   *
 FC 'Paul''s Law: You can''t fall off the floor.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06092  EQU   *
 FC 'Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06093  EQU   *
 FC 'Peace, love, and prosperity !'
 DC X'FE'
ML06094  EQU   *
 FC 'Peace, n.: In international affairs, a period of cheating between'
 FC 'two periods of fighting. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s'
 FC 'Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML06095  EQU   *
 FC 'Peace: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two'
 FC 'periods of fighting.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06096  EQU   *
 FC 'Pecor''s Health-Food Principle:'
 FC 'Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y"'
 FC 'in it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06097  EQU   *
 FC 'People are strange... -- The Doors'
 DC X'FE'
ML06098  EQU   *
 FC 'People can be divided into three groups : those who make things'
 FC 'happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what'
 FC 'happened.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06099  EQU   *
 FC 'People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a'
 FC 'cause of the future.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06100  EQU   *
 FC 'People smart enough to give good advice are usually smart enough'
 FC 'to give none.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06101  EQU   *
 FC 'People usually get what''s coming to them ... unless it''s been'
 FC 'mailed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06102  EQU   *
 FC 'People who are grateful are usually good.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06103  EQU   *
 FC 'People who can least afford to pay rent pay rent.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06104  EQU   *
 FC 'People who can most afford to pay rent build equity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06105  EQU   *
 FC 'People who claim they don''t let little things bother them have'
 FC 'never slept in a room with a single mosquito.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06106  EQU   *
 FC 'People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking'
 FC 'advantage of them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06107  EQU   *
 FC 'People who have what they want are very fond of telling people'
 FC 'who haven''t what they want that they don''t want it.'
 FC '-- Ogden Nash'
 DC X'FE'
ML06108  EQU   *
 FC 'People who have what they want are very fond of telling people'
 FC 'who haven''t what they want that they don''t want it.'
 FC '-- Ogden Nash'
 DC X'FE'
ML06109  EQU   *
 FC 'People who take cat naps don''t usually sleep in a cat''s cradle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06110  EQU   *
 FC 'People who think they know it all, are especially annoying to'
 FC 'those who do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06111  EQU   *
 FC 'People will buy anything that''s one to a customer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06112  EQU   *
 FC 'Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt. ÝConfound those'
 FC 'who have said our remarks before us.¨ -- Aelius Donatus'
 DC X'FE'
ML06113  EQU   *
 FC 'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06114  EQU   *
 FC 'Perfection is acheived only on the point of collapse.'
 FC '-- C. N. Parkinson'
 DC X'FE'
ML06115  EQU   *
 FC 'Perhaps it was because Nero played the fiddle that they burned'
 FC 'rome.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06116  EQU   *
 FC 'Perhaps love is the process of my leading you gently back to'
 FC 'yourself. -- Antoine De Saint-Exupery'
 DC X'FE'
ML06117  EQU   *
 FC 'Persons who would be placed outside the pale of society with'
 FC 'contempt are not those who would be placed there by another'
 FC 'culture.      -- Ruth Benedict'
 DC X'FE'
ML06118  EQU   *
 FC 'Peter''s Law of Substitution: Look after the molehills, and the'
 FC 'mountains will look after themselves.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06119  EQU   *
 FC 'Phasors locked on target, captain.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06120  EQU   *
 FC 'Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next'
 FC 'to exciting Camden, New Jersey.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06121  EQU   *
 FC 'Philogyny recapitulates erogeny; erogeny recapitulates philogyny.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06122  EQU   *
 FC 'Philogyny recapitulates erogeny; erogeny recapitulates philogyny.'
 FC 'Cold, adj.:'
 FC 'When the politicians walk around with their hands in'
 FC 'their own pockets.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06123  EQU   *
 FC 'Philosophy: unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06124  EQU   *
 FC 'Physician, bill thyself.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06125  EQU   *
 FC 'Physicists do it with charm'
 DC X'FE'
ML06126  EQU   *
 FC 'Pig: An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human'
 FC 'race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which,'
 FC 'however, is inferior in scope, for it balks at pig.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06127  EQU   *
 FC 'Pioneering basically amounts to finding new and more horrible'
 FC 'ways to die. -- John W. Campbell'
 DC X'FE'
ML06128  EQU   *
 FC 'Pipe gives wise man time to think and fool something to stick in'
 FC 'mouth.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06129  EQU   *
 FC 'Pittsburgh Driver''s Test'
 FC '#8: Pedestrians are'
 FC '(a) irrelevant.'
 FC '(b) communists.'
 FC '(c) a nuisance.'
 FC '(d) difficult to clean off the front grille.'
 FC 'The correct answer is (a). Pedestrians are not in cars, so they'
 FC 'are totally irrelevant to driving; you should ignore them'
 FC 'completely.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06130  EQU   *
 FC 'Pity the poor corpuscle, for he labors in vein.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06131  EQU   *
 FC 'Plastic explosives will be appropriate later in the week.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06132  EQU   *
 FC 'Plasticism isn''t everything, it can''t wash the dog. - SW'
 DC X'FE'
ML06133  EQU   *
 FC 'Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06134  EQU   *
 FC 'Please don''t lie to me, unless you''re absolutely sure I''ll neve+
               r'
 FC 'find out the truth. -- Ashleigh Brilliant'
 DC X'FE'
ML06135  EQU   *
 FC 'Please ignore previous fortune.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06136  EQU   *
 FC 'Please leave the room immediately.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06137  EQU   *
 FC 'Please log in is just VM''s way of saying "booga, booga!"'
 DC X'FE'
ML06138  EQU   *
 FC 'Please try to limit the amount of `this room doesn''t have any'
 FC 'bazingas'' until you are told that those rooms are `punched out.''+
               '
 FC 'Once punched out, we have a right to complain about atrocities,'
 FC 'missing bazingas, and such.'
 FC '-- N. Meyrowitz'
 DC X'FE'
ML06139  EQU   *
 FC 'Pleasure''s a sin, and sometimes sin''s a pleasure. -- Byron'
 DC X'FE'
ML06140  EQU   *
 FC 'PLUNDERER''S THEME'
 FC '(to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius)'
 FC 'Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.'
 FC 'If you do the things we say, then you''ll soon rule the nation.'
 FC 'Kill your foes and enemies and then kill your relations.'
 FC 'Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06141  EQU   *
 FC 'PMS: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all'
 FC 'the time. -- Lowell stone, M.D. 2144-'
 DC X'FE'
ML06142  EQU   *
 FC 'Pohl''s law:'
 FC 'Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not'
 FC 'hate it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06143  EQU   *
 FC 'Pohl''s law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not+
               '
 FC 'hate it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06144  EQU   *
 FC 'Police: Good evening, are you the host?'
 FC 'Host: No.'
 FC 'Police: We''ve been getting complaints about this party.'
 FC 'Host: About the drugs?'
 FC 'Police: No.'
 FC 'Host: About the guns, then? Is somebody complaining about the'
 FC 'guns?'
 FC 'Police: No, the noise.'
 FC 'Host: Oh, the noise. Well that makes sense because there are'
 FC 'no guns or drugs here. (An enormous explosion is heard'
 FC 'in the background.) Or fireworks.  Who''s complaining'
 FC 'about the noise? The neighbors?'
 FC 'Police: No, the neighbors fled inland hours ago. Most of the'
 FC 'recent complaints have come from Pittsburgh. Do you'
 FC 'think you could ask the host to quiet things down?'
 FC 'Host: No Problem. (At this point, a Volkswagon bug with'
 FC 'primitive religious symbols drawn on the doors emerges'
 FC 'from the living room and roars down the hall, past the'
 FC 'police and onto the lawn, where it smashes into a tree.'
 FC 'Eight guests tumble out onto the grass, moaning.) See?'
 FC 'Things are starting to wind down.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06145  EQU   *
 FC 'Politeness is an inexpensive way of making friends.'
 FC '-- William Feather'
 DC X'FE'
ML06146  EQU   *
 FC 'Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can'
 FC 'tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06147  EQU   *
 FC 'Politician, n.: From the Greek "poly" ("many") and the French'
 FC '"tete" ("head" or "face," as in "tete-a-tete": head to head or'
 FC 'face to face). Hence "polytetien", a person of two or more'
 FC 'faces. -- Martin Pitt'
 DC X'FE'
ML06148  EQU   *
 FC 'Politicians do it to everyone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06149  EQU   *
 FC 'Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and'
 FC 'detective stories. -- Arthur C. Clarke'
 DC X'FE'
ML06150  EQU   *
 FC 'Politics is like coaching a football team. you have to be smart'
 FC 'enough to understand the game but not smart enough to lose'
 FC 'interest.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06151  EQU   *
 FC 'Pope Goestheveezl was the shortest reigning pope in the history'
 FC 'of the Church, reigning for two hours and six minutes on 1 April'
 FC '1866. The white smoke had hardly faded into the blue of the'
 FC 'Vatican skies before it dawned on the assembled multitudes in St.'
 FC 'Peter''s Square that his name had hilarious possibilities. The'
 FC 'crowds fell about, helpless with laughter, singing'
 FC 'Half a pound of tuppenny rice'
 FC 'Half a pound of treacle'
 FC 'That''s the way the chimney smokes'
 FC 'Pope Goestheveezl'
 FC 'The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of'
 FC 'laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a record for'
 FC 'hilarious civic functions, smashing the previous record set when'
 FC 'Baron Hans Neizant Bompzidaize was elected Landburgher of Koln in'
 FC '1653. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist''s Almanac"'
 DC X'FE'
ML06152  EQU   *
 FC 'Positive expectations yield negative results.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06153  EQU   *
 FC 'Positive: Mistaken at the top of one''s voice.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06154  EQU   *
 FC 'Post no bills.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06155  EQU   *
 FC 'Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06156  EQU   *
 FC 'Power, n: The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the'
 FC 'FDA.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06157  EQU   *
 FC 'Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06158  EQU   *
 FC 'Practical people would be more practical if they would take a'
 FC 'little more time for dreaming.'
 FC '-- J. P. McEvoy'
 DC X'FE'
ML06159  EQU   *
 FC 'Practice is the best of all instructors. - Publilius'
 DC X'FE'
ML06160  EQU   *
 FC 'Practice yourself what you preach.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06161  EQU   *
 FC 'Praise the sea; on shore remain.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06162  EQU   *
 FC 'Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore. -- Russian Proverb'
 DC X'FE'
ML06163  EQU   *
 FC 'Predestination was doomed from the start.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06164  EQU   *
 FC 'Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.'
 FC '-- Niels Bohr'
 DC X'FE'
ML06165  EQU   *
 FC 'Preserve the old, but know the new.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06166  EQU   *
 FC 'President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic'
 FC 'pundits and forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets'
 FC 'tax.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06167  EQU   *
 FC 'Presidential address..."Let me make myself perfectly'
 FC 'transparent!"'
 DC X'FE'
ML06168  EQU   *
 FC 'Pressure is the normal force acting upon an engineer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06169  EQU   *
 FC 'Pressure; - cosmic rational. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML06170  EQU   *
 FC 'Pretend to spank me -- I''m a pseudo-masochist!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06171  EQU   *
 FC 'Preudhomme''s Law of Window Cleaning: It''s on the other side.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06172  EQU   *
 FC 'Probable-Possible, my black hen, She lays eggs in the Relative'
 FC 'When. She doesn''t lay eggs in the Positive Now Because she''s'
 FC 'unable to postulate how. -- Frederick Winsor'
 DC X'FE'
ML06173  EQU   *
 FC 'Procrastinators do it tomorrow.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06174  EQU   *
 FC 'Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06175  EQU   *
 FC 'Professional wrestling: ballet for the common man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06176  EQU   *
 FC 'Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the'
 FC 'programmer who must maintain it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06177  EQU   *
 FC 'Programming department: mistakes made while you wait.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06178  EQU   *
 FC 'Progress consists of swapping old troubles for new.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06179  EQU   *
 FC 'Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead'
 FC 'of the sword.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06180  EQU   *
 FC 'Pronounce your prepositions, damn it!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06181  EQU   *
 FC 'Proof by accumulated evidence: Long and diligent search has not'
 FC 'revealed a counterexample.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06182  EQU   *
 FC 'Proof by cumbersome notation: Best done with access to at least'
 FC 'four alphabets and special symbols.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06183  EQU   *
 FC 'Proof by example: The author gives only the case n = 2 and'
 FC 'suggests that it contains most of the ideas of the general proof.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06184  EQU   *
 FC 'Proof by exhaustion: An issue or two of a journal devoted to'
 FC 'your proof is useful.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06185  EQU   *
 FC 'Proof by intimidation: ''Trivial''.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06186  EQU   *
 FC 'Proof by picture: A more convincing form of proof by example.'
 FC 'Combines well with proof by omission.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06187  EQU   *
 FC 'Proof by vigorous handwaving: Works well in a classroom or'
 FC 'seminar setting.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06188  EQU   *
 FC 'Proper treatment can cure a cold in seven days -- but left to'
 FC 'itself it''ll hang on for a week.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06189  EQU   *
 FC 'Proposals, as understood by the proposer, will be judged'
 FC 'otherwise by others.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06190  EQU   *
 FC 'Pros are people who do jobs well even when they don''t feel like'
 FC 'it'
 DC X'FE'
ML06191  EQU   *
 FC 'Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06192  EQU   *
 FC 'Prostitution is the only business where you can go into the hole'
 FC 'and still come out ahead.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06193  EQU   *
 FC 'Prototype designs always work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06194  EQU   *
 FC 'Pseudo-security is worse than no security at all.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06195  EQU   *
 FC 'Pssst. The root password is ''kumquat''.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06196  EQU   *
 FC 'Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill.'
 FC 'Check three friends. If they''re ok, you''re it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06197  EQU   *
 FC 'Public schools are the nurseries of all vice and immorality.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06198  EQU   *
 FC 'Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down'
 FC 'the grand canyon and waiting for the echo.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06199  EQU   *
 FC 'Pull yourself together; things are not all that bad.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06200  EQU   *
 FC 'Purge complete.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06201  EQU   *
 FC 'Put it back quickly! Perhaps your theft will not be discovered.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06202  EQU   *
 FC 'Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06203  EQU   *
 FC 'Put people on hold when possible.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06204  EQU   *
 FC 'Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06205  EQU   *
 FC 'Put your dates in the honey pot, but don''t sink it afterwards in'
 FC 'the mud of the nile.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06206  EQU   *
 FC 'Put your genius into your life. Put only your talent into your'
 FC 'work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06207  EQU   *
 FC 'Put your Nose to the Grindstone! -- Amalgamated Plastic'
 FC 'Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06208  EQU   *
 FC 'Put your trust in those who are worthy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06209  EQU   *
 FC 'Putt''s Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people:'
 FC 'Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage'
 FC 'what they do not understand.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06210  EQU   *
 FC 'Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?'
 FC 'A: One per person.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06211  EQU   *
 FC 'Q: How do you tell if an Elephant has been making love in your'
 FC 'backyard?'
 FC 'A: If all your trashcan liners are missing...'
 DC X'FE'
ML06212  EQU   *
 FC 'Q: How do you tell if you''re making love to a nurse, a'
 FC 'schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?'
 FC 'A: A nurse says: "This won''t hurt a bit."'
 FC 'A schoolteacher says: "We''re going to have to do this over and'
 FC 'over again until we get it right."'
 FC 'An airline stewardess says: "Just hold this over your mouth and'
 FC 'nose, and breath normally."'
 DC X'FE'
ML06213  EQU   *
 FC 'Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?'
 FC 'A: NONE! Californians screw in hot tubs, not light bulbs!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06214  EQU   *
 FC 'Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?'
 FC 'A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb'
 FC 'itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective'
 FC 'reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward'
 FC 'a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06215  EQU   *
 FC 'Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light'
 FC 'bulb in San Francisco?'
 FC 'A: Both of them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06216  EQU   *
 FC 'Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?'
 FC 'A: One and a half.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06217  EQU   *
 FC 'Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?'
 FC 'A: Two. One to hold the girrafe and the other to fill the'
 FC 'bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06218  EQU   *
 FC 'Q: What''s Jewish foreplay? A: Two hours of begging.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06219  EQU   *
 FC 'Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?'
 FC 'A: Because it was on the other side.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06220  EQU   *
 FC 'Q''s law: no matter what stage of completion one reaches in a'
 FC 'project, the cost of the remainder of the project remains'
 FC 'constant.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06221  EQU   *
 FC 'Quantity is no substitute for quality, but it is the only one we'
 FC 'have.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06222  EQU   *
 FC 'Quazars shift red; hot stars burn blue; space is warped and so'
 FC 'are you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06223  EQU   *
 FC 'Question: Man Invented Alcohol, God Invented Grass. Who do you'
 FC 'trust?'
 DC X'FE'
ML06224  EQU   *
 FC 'Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06225  EQU   *
 FC 'Quit looking at fortunes and get back to work!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06226  EQU   *
 FC 'Quoth the raven "never mind."'
 DC X'FE'
ML06227  EQU   *
 FC 'QWERT (kwirt), n. ÝMW < OW qwertyuiop, a thirteenth¨:'
 FC '1. a unit of weight equal to 13 poiuyt avoirdupois (or'
 FC '1.69 kiloliks), commonly used in structural engineering; 2.'
 FC 'ÝColloq.¨ one thirteenth the load that a fully grown sligo can'
 FC 'carry; 3. ÝAnat.¨ a painful irritation of the dermis in the'
 FC 'region of the anus; 4. ÝSlang¨ person who excites in others the'
 FC 'symptoms of a qwert.'
 FC '-- Webster''s Middle World Dictionary, 4th ed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06228  EQU   *
 FC 'Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06229  EQU   *
 FC 'Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06230  EQU   *
 FC 'Randel -- n. A nonsensical poem recited by Irish schoolboys as an'
 FC 'apology for farting at a friend. -- Mrs. Byrne''s Dictionary of'
 FC 'Unusual, Obscure && Preposterous Words'
 DC X'FE'
ML06231  EQU   *
 FC 'Rank has its privileges.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06232  EQU   *
 FC 'Rascality has limits; stupidity has not. - Napoleon'
 DC X'FE'
ML06233  EQU   *
 FC 'Rattling around the back of my head is a disturbing image of'
 FC 'something I saw at the airport ... Now I''m remembering, those'
 FC 'giant piles of computer magazines right next to "People" and'
 FC '"Time" in the airport store. Does it bother anyone else that'
 FC 'half the world is being told all of our hard-won secrets of'
 FC 'computer technology? Remember how all the lawyers cried foul'
 FC 'when "How to Avoid Probate" was published? Are they taking no-'
 FC 'fault insurance lying down? No way! But at the current rate it'
 FC 'won''t be long before there are stacks of the "Transactions on'
 FC 'Information Theory" at the A&&P checkout counters. Who''s going to+
               '
 FC 'be impressed with us electrical engineers then? Are we, as the'
 FC 'saying goes, giving away the store?'
 FC '-- Robert W. Lucky, IEEE President'
 DC X'FE'
ML06234  EQU   *
 FC 'Raving beauty: the girl who finished second in a beauty contest.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06235  EQU   *
 FC 'Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs'
 FC 'cause cramp. Guns aren''t lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful;'
 FC 'You might as well live. -- Dorothy Parker'
 DC X'FE'
ML06236  EQU   *
 FC 'Re graphics: A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to'
 FC 'describe the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be'
 FC 'adequately described with pictures.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06237  EQU   *
 FC 'Reading the small print is education; not reading it is'
 FC 'experience.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06238  EQU   *
 FC 'Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance.'
 FC '-- Confucius'
 DC X'FE'
ML06239  EQU   *
 FC 'Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06240  EQU   *
 FC 'Real wealth can only increase. -- R. Buckminster Fuller'
 DC X'FE'
ML06241  EQU   *
 FC 'Reality is a cop-out for people who can''t handle drugs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06242  EQU   *
 FC 'Reality is a crutch for people who can''t handle science fiction.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06243  EQU   *
 FC 'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06244  EQU   *
 FC 'Reality is for those who can''t face Science Fiction.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06245  EQU   *
 FC 'Reality is for those who lack imagination (or can''t handle heavy'
 FC 'drugs).'
 DC X'FE'
ML06246  EQU   *
 FC 'Reality is often inaccurate. -- Douglas Adams'
 DC X'FE'
ML06247  EQU   *
 FC 'Reality is the leading cause of stress.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06248  EQU   *
 FC 'Reality...What a Concept. -- Robin Williams'
 DC X'FE'
ML06249  EQU   *
 FC 'Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06250  EQU   *
 FC 'Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better'
 FC 'than being flat broke and having a stomach ache.'
 FC '-- Dolph Sharp, "I''m O.K., You''re Not So Hot"'
 DC X'FE'
ML06251  EQU   *
 FC 'Recent investments will yield a slight profit.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06252  EQU   *
 FC 'Reclaimer, spare that tree! Take not a single bit! It used to'
 FC 'point to me, Now I''m protecting it. It was the reader''s CONS Tha+
               t'
 FC 'made it, paired by dot; Now, GC, for the nonce, Thou shalt'
 FC 'reclaim it not.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06253  EQU   *
 FC 'Regarding astral projection, Woody Allen once wrote, "This is not'
 FC 'a bad way to travel, although there is usually a half-hour wait'
 FC 'for luggage.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06254  EQU   *
 FC 'Reisner''s Rule of Conceptual Inertia:'
 FC 'If you think big enough, you''ll never have to do it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06255  EQU   *
 FC 'Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you''re still a rat.'
 FC '-- Lily Tomlin'
 DC X'FE'
ML06256  EQU   *
 FC 'Remember, Information is not knowledge; Knowledge is not Wisdom;'
 FC 'Wisdom is not truth; Truth is not beauty; Beauty is not love;'
 FC 'Love is not music; Music is the best. -- Frank Zappa'
 DC X'FE'
ML06257  EQU   *
 FC 'Remember that "average" is simply the best of the poorest and the'
 FC 'poorest of the best.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06258  EQU   *
 FC 'Remember that two wrongs do not make a right -- but that three'
 FC 'lefts do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06259  EQU   *
 FC 'Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only'
 FC 'be worse in Cleveland.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06260  EQU   *
 FC 'Remember the Alamo.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06261  EQU   *
 FC 'Remember, there''s a big difference between kneeling down and'
 FC 'bending over. -- Frank Zappa'
 DC X'FE'
ML06262  EQU   *
 FC 'Remember to say hello to your bank teller.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06263  EQU   *
 FC 'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06264  EQU   *
 FC 'Remembering is for those who have forgotten.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06265  EQU   *
 FC 'Render unto Caesar if line 54 is larger than line 62.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06266  EQU   *
 FC 'Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of'
 FC 'Western Civilization? Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06267  EQU   *
 FC 'Reporter, n.:'
 FC 'A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it'
 FC 'with a tempest of words.'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML06268  EQU   *
 FC 'Reputation: what others are not thinking about you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06269  EQU   *
 FC 'Research is to see what everyone else has, and then think what no'
 FC 'one else has.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06270  EQU   *
 FC 'Resist everything but temptation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06271  EQU   *
 FC 'Resisting temptation is easier when you think you''ll probably get+
               '
 FC 'another chance later on.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06272  EQU   *
 FC 'Rest assured that your dog is finally getting enough cheese.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06273  EQU   *
 FC 'Retribution will be yours.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06274  EQU   *
 FC 'Revolution is the opiate of the intellectuals - Oh, Lucky Man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06275  EQU   *
 FC 'Riches cover a multitude of woes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06276  EQU   *
 FC 'Rocky''s Lemma of Innovation Prevention: Unless the results are'
 FC 'known in advance, funding agencies will reject the proposal.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06277  EQU   *
 FC 'Rome was not built in one day.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06278  EQU   *
 FC 'ROMEO: Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.'
 FC 'MERCUTIO: No, ''tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a'
 FC 'church-door; but ''tis enough, ''twill serve.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06279  EQU   *
 FC 'Rotate left! Rotate right! Push on, pop off, byte, byte, byte!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06280  EQU   *
 FC 'Rotten wood cannot be carved--Confucius (analects, book 5, ch. 9)'
 DC X'FE'
ML06281  EQU   *
 FC 'Rudin''s Law: If there is a wrong way to do something, most'
 FC 'people will do it every time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06282  EQU   *
 FC 'Rule of Creative Research: 1) Never draw what you can copy. 2)'
 FC 'Never copy what you can trace. 3) Never trace what you can cut'
 FC 'out and paste down.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06283  EQU   *
 FC 'Rule of Defactualization:'
 FC 'Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06284  EQU   *
 FC 'Rule of Defactualization: Information deteriorates upward'
 FC 'through bureaucracies.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06285  EQU   *
 FC 'Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on'
 FC 'your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will'
 FC 'suddenly have to go to the bathroom.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06286  EQU   *
 FC 'Rule of the Great: When people you greatly admire appear to be'
 FC 'thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06287  EQU   *
 FC 'Rules for driving in New York:'
 FC '1) Anything done while honking your horn is legal.'
 FC '2) You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way'
 FC 'flashers on.'
 FC '3) A red light means the next six cars may go through the'
 FC 'intersection.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06288  EQU   *
 FC 'Rules for economy in research: 1--deny the last established'
 FC 'truth on the list; 2--add yours; 3--pass the list.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06289  EQU   *
 FC 'RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER''S CREED'
 FC '1. Never eat on an empty stomach.'
 FC '2. Never leave the table hungry.'
 FC '3. When traveling, never leave a country hungry.'
 FC '4. Enjoy your food.'
 FC '5. Enjoy your companion''s food.'
 FC '6. Really taste your food.  It may take several portions'
 FC 'to accomplish this, especially if subtly seasoned.'
 FC '7. Really feel your food.  Texture is important.'
 FC 'Compare, for example, the texture of a turnip to that'
 FC 'of a brownie. hich feels better against your cheeks?'
 FC '8. Never eat between snacks, unless it''s a meal.'
 FC '9. Don''t feel you must finish everything on your plate.'
 FC 'You can always eat it later.'
 FC '10. Avoid any wine with a childproof cap.'
 FC '11. Avoid blue food.'
 FC '-- Richard Smit, "The Bronx Diet"'
 DC X'FE'
ML06290  EQU   *
 FC 'Rumor writes faster than truth can erase.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06291  EQU   *
 FC 'Rumor: Dr. Pepper is carbonated prune juice.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06292  EQU   *
 FC 'Rumor: Someone once found out that the red dye in red M&&M''s are'
 FC 'an aphrodisiac. The government ordered that most be removed, if'
 FC 'you find any, save them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06293  EQU   *
 FC 'Rumor: The main ingredient in tooth-paste is sugar.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06294  EQU   *
 FC 'Rumor: The movie "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" was a'
 FC 'documentary.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06295  EQU   *
 FC 'Run in circles, scream and shout.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06296  EQU   *
 FC 'Running a business is about 95% people and 5% economics.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06297  EQU   *
 FC 'Russia has abolished god, but so far god has been more tolerant.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06298  EQU   *
 FC 'Sad songs say so much. -- Elton John'
 DC X'FE'
ML06299  EQU   *
 FC 'Safety is better than the wrong answer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06300  EQU   *
 FC 'Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence'
 FC 'Tip #1: How to tell when you are dead.'
 FC '1. Little things start bothering you: little things like'
 FC 'worms, bugs, ants.'
 FC '2. Something is missing in your personal relationships.'
 FC '3. Your dog becomes overly affectionate.'
 FC '4. You have a hard time getting a waiter.'
 FC '5. Exotic birds flock around you.'
 FC '6. People ignore you at parties.'
 FC '7. You have a hard time getting up in the morning.'
 FC '8. You no longer get off on cocaine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06301  EQU   *
 FC 'Said a swinging young chick named Lyth. Whose virtue was largely'
 FC 'a myth, "Try as hard as I can, I can''t find a man That it''s fun'
 FC 'to be virtuous with."'
 DC X'FE'
ML06302  EQU   *
 FC 'Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited. -- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML06303  EQU   *
 FC 'Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proven'
 FC 'innocent. -- George Orwell'
 DC X'FE'
ML06304  EQU   *
 FC 'Salary is no object: strive only to keep body and soul apart.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06305  EQU   *
 FC 'San Francisco isn''t what it used to be, and it never was.'
 FC '-- Herb Caen'
 DC X'FE'
ML06306  EQU   *
 FC 'San Francisco, n.: Marcel Proust editing an issue of Penthouse.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06307  EQU   *
 FC 'Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a'
 FC 'beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What''s in that pipe'
 FC 'that he''s smoking? -- Arlo Guthrie'
 DC X'FE'
ML06308  EQU   *
 FC 'Sassoon: a cross between a sasquatch and a baboon, that lurks in'
 FC 'suburbs at night styling women''s hair.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06309  EQU   *
 FC 'Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06310  EQU   *
 FC 'Satire is what closes in new haven.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06311  EQU   *
 FC 'Sattinger''s law: It works better if you plug it in.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06312  EQU   *
 FC 'Save gas, don''t eat beans.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06313  EQU   *
 FC 'Save the alligators--eat a preppy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06314  EQU   *
 FC 'Save the whales. Collect the whole set.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06315  EQU   *
 FC 'Say a word out of line and the friends that you have are gone'
 FC 'forever. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML06316  EQU   *
 FC 'Say the secret woid and the duck is yours.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06317  EQU   *
 FC 'Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06318  EQU   *
 FC 'Schapiro''s Explanation:'
 FC 'The grass is always greener on the other side -- but'
 FC 'that''s because they use more manure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06319  EQU   *
 FC 'Schizophrenia beats being alone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06320  EQU   *
 FC 'Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have'
 FC 'certainty without any proof. -- Ashley Montague'
 DC X'FE'
ML06321  EQU   *
 FC 'Science is organized knowledge. -- Herbert Spencer'
 DC X'FE'
ML06322  EQU   *
 FC 'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06323  EQU   *
 FC 'Scientists will study your brain to learn more about your distant'
 FC 'cousin, Man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06324  EQU   *
 FC 'Scott''s first Law:'
 FC 'No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06325  EQU   *
 FC 'Scott''s first Law: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably'
 FC 'look right.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06326  EQU   *
 FC 'Scott''s second Law: When an error has been detected and'
 FC 'corrected, it will be found to have been wrong in the first'
 FC 'place. Corollary: After the correction has been found in error,'
 FC 'it will be impossible to fit the original quantity back into the'
 FC 'equation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06327  EQU   *
 FC 'Scotty: she''ll nae take much more of this captain!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06328  EQU   *
 FC 'Screw up your courage! You''ve screwed up everything else.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06329  EQU   *
 FC 'Sculpture: mud pies that endure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06330  EQU   *
 FC 'Sears has everything.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06331  EQU   *
 FC 'Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways'
 FC 'to spell a person''s name, you will pick the wrong one.'
 FC 'Corollary: If there is only one way to spell a name, you will'
 FC 'spell it wrong, anyway.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06332  EQU   *
 FC 'Second programming postulate: Not until a program has been in'
 FC 'production for at least six months will the most harmful error be'
 FC 'discovered.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06333  EQU   *
 FC 'Second-rate people hire third-rate people.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06334  EQU   *
 FC 'Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in'
 FC 'nature... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.'
 FC '-- Helen Keller'
 DC X'FE'
ML06335  EQU   *
 FC 'Seduced, shaggy Samson snored. She scissored short. Sorely shorn,'
 FC 'Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed, Silently scheming,'
 FC 'Sightlessly seeking Some savage, spectacular suicide.'
 FC '-- Stanislaw Lem'
 DC X'FE'
ML06336  EQU   *
 FC 'Seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06337  EQU   *
 FC 'Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06338  EQU   *
 FC 'Self Test for Paranoia:'
 FC 'You know you have it when you can''t think of anything'
 FC 'that''s your own fault.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06339  EQU   *
 FC 'Sell short.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06340  EQU   *
 FC 'SEMINARS: From ''semi'' and ''arse'', hence, any half-assed'
 FC 'discussion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06341  EQU   *
 FC 'Send lawyers, guns and money... -- Warren Zevon'
 DC X'FE'
ML06342  EQU   *
 FC 'Serocki''s Stricture: Marriage is always a bachelor''s last'
 FC 'option.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06343  EQU   *
 FC 'Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06344  EQU   *
 FC 'Set the cart before the horse.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06345  EQU   *
 FC 'Sevareid''s law: the chief cause of problems is solutions.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06346  EQU   *
 FC 'Sex causes cancer. We''d wipe out cancer in one generation if no'
 FC 'one had sex.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06347  EQU   *
 FC 'Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06348  EQU   *
 FC 'Sex is like air. It''s only a big deal if you can''t get any.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06349  EQU   *
 FC 'Sex is like snow...You never know how many inches you''re going to+
               '
 FC 'get or how long it will last.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06350  EQU   *
 FC 'Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06351  EQU   *
 FC 'Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.'
 FC '-- M. C. Reed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06352  EQU   *
 FC 'Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty'
 FC 'experiences go, it''s one of the best.'
 FC '-- Woody Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML06353  EQU   *
 FC 'Shanahan''s law: the length of a meeting rises with the square of'
 FC 'the number of people present.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06354  EQU   *
 FC 'Share and enjoy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06355  EQU   *
 FC 'Share your happiness with others today.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06356  EQU   *
 FC 'Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06357  EQU   *
 FC 'Shaw''s Principle: Build a system that even a fool can use, and'
 FC 'only a fool will want to use it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06358  EQU   *
 FC 'She generally gave herself very good advice (though she seldom'
 FC 'followed it.) -- Lewis Carrol'
 DC X'FE'
ML06359  EQU   *
 FC 'She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.'
 FC '-- Gypsy Rose Lee'
 DC X'FE'
ML06360  EQU   *
 FC 'She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot.'
 FC '-- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML06361  EQU   *
 FC 'She loves you as much as she can, which is not very much.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06362  EQU   *
 FC 'She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you'
 FC 'could have poured on a waffle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06363  EQU   *
 FC 'She who hesitates is won.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06364  EQU   *
 FC 'She''s learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time'
 FC 'putting into words.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06365  EQU   *
 FC 'Sherry ÝThomas Sheridan¨ is dull, naturally dull; but it must'
 FC 'have taken him a great deal of pains to become what we now see'
 FC 'him. Such an excess of stupidity, sir, is not in Nature.'
 FC '-- Samuel Johnson'
 DC X'FE'
ML06366  EQU   *
 FC 'Shine on, you crazy diamond! -- Pink Floyd'
 DC X'FE'
ML06367  EQU   *
 FC 'Shit happens -- a T-Shirt'
 DC X'FE'
ML06368  EQU   *
 FC 'Short circuits got no reason to live.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06369  EQU   *
 FC 'Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.'
 FC '-- Martin Mull'
 DC X'FE'
ML06370  EQU   *
 FC 'Show me a good loser, and I''ll show you a loser.'
 FC '-- Vince Lombardi, football coach'
 DC X'FE'
ML06371  EQU   *
 FC 'Show me a man who is a good loser and I''ll show you a man who is'
 FC 'playing golf with his boss.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06372  EQU   *
 FC 'Show respect for age. Drink good scotch for a change.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06373  EQU   *
 FC 'Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant'
 FC 'response.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06374  EQU   *
 FC 'Show your appreciation for your lover by surprising him/her with'
 FC 'a small gift.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06375  EQU   *
 FC 'Shower the people you love with your love.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06376  EQU   *
 FC 'Shower the people you love with your love. Shower with the'
 FC 'people you love.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06377  EQU   *
 FC 'Si six scies scient six saucissions, six cent six scies'
 FC 'scieront six cent six saucissions. (If 6 saws saw 6 sausages,'
 FC '606 saws will saw 606 sausages.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06378  EQU   *
 FC 'Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06379  EQU   *
 FC 'Sigmund Freud is alleged to have said that in the last analysis'
 FC 'the entire field of psychology may reduce to biological'
 FC 'electrochemistry.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06380  EQU   *
 FC 'Sign in a department store: "Make this a Christmas you won''t'
 FC 'forget - charge everything".'
 DC X'FE'
ML06381  EQU   *
 FC 'Sign in a marriage counsellor''s window: "Out to lunch - Think it'
 FC 'over".'
 DC X'FE'
ML06382  EQU   *
 FC 'Sign in an antique shop: "Come in and buy what your grandmother'
 FC 'threw away".'
 DC X'FE'
ML06383  EQU   *
 FC 'Sign in microbiology lab door: Staph Only'
 DC X'FE'
ML06384  EQU   *
 FC 'Sign in restaurant: This work is coming to pizzas.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06385  EQU   *
 FC 'Sign on a garbage truck: Our business is picking up.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06386  EQU   *
 FC 'Sign on a landscape truck: "We just keep rolling a lawn".'
 DC X'FE'
ML06387  EQU   *
 FC 'Sign up now for the summarizing Proust competition!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06388  EQU   *
 FC 'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help. -- from the Brown'
 FC 'Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet'
 DC X'FE'
ML06389  EQU   *
 FC 'Silence is more eloquent than words. -- Thomas Carlyle'
 DC X'FE'
ML06390  EQU   *
 FC 'Silent gratitude isn''t very much use to anyone. -- G. B. Stearn'
 DC X'FE'
ML06391  EQU   *
 FC 'Silverman''s Law: If Murphy''s Law can go wrong, it will.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06392  EQU   *
 FC 'Simon''s Law: Everything put together falls apart sooner or'
 FC 'later.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06393  EQU   *
 FC 'Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06394  EQU   *
 FC 'Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06395  EQU   *
 FC 'Since I hurt my pendulum'
 FC 'My life is all erratic.'
 FC 'My parrot, who was cordial,'
 FC 'Is now transmitting static.'
 FC 'The carpet died, a palm collapsed,'
 FC 'The cat keeps doing poo.'
 FC 'The only thing that keeps me sane'
 FC 'Is talking to my shoe.'
 FC '-- My Shoe'
 DC X'FE'
ML06396  EQU   *
 FC 'Sir, it''s very possible this asteroid is not stable.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06397  EQU   *
 FC 'Sixtus V, Pope from 1585 to 1590 authorized a printing of the'
 FC 'Vulgate Bible. Taking no chances, the Pope issued a papal bull'
 FC 'automatically excommunicating any printer who might make an'
 FC 'alteration in the text. This he ordered printed at the beginning'
 FC 'of the Bible. He personally examined every sheet as it came off'
 FC 'the press. Yet the published Vulgate Bible contained so many'
 FC 'errors that corrected scraps had to be printed and pasted over'
 FC 'them in every copy. The result provoked wry comments on the'
 FC 'rather patchy papal infallibility, and Pope Sixtus had no'
 FC 'recourse but to order the return and destruction of every copy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06398  EQU   *
 FC 'Skinner''s Constant (or Flannagan''s Finagling Factor): That'
 FC 'quantity which, when multiplied by, divided by, added to, or'
 FC 'subtracted from the answer you get, gives you the answer you'
 FC 'should have gotten.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06399  EQU   *
 FC 'Skip''s lament: given any problem containing n equations, there'
 FC 'will be n+1 unknowns.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06400  EQU   *
 FC 'Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands,'
 FC 'and goes to work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06401  EQU   *
 FC 'Slick''s Three Laws of the Universe:'
 FC '1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad'
 FC 'check.'
 FC '2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.'
 FC '3) There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is'
 FC 'attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is'
 FC 'attracted to dark objects.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06402  EQU   *
 FC 'Small change can often be found under seat cushions.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06403  EQU   *
 FC 'Small is beautiful.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06404  EQU   *
 FC 'Small things make base men proud.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06405  EQU   *
 FC 'Smile is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it in'
 FC 'one spot.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06406  EQU   *
 FC 'Smile it makes people wonder what your up to.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06407  EQU   *
 FC 'Smile...Tomorrow will be worse!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06408  EQU   *
 FC 'Smile! You''re on candid camera.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06409  EQU   *
 FC 'Snacktrek, n.: The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack,'
 FC 'of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that'
 FC 'something new will have materialized. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"'
 DC X'FE'
ML06410  EQU   *
 FC 'Snow and adolescence are the only problems that go away if'
 FC 'ignored long enough.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06411  EQU   *
 FC 'Snow day - stay home.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06412  EQU   *
 FC 'So eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow it will cost more.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06413  EQU   *
 FC 'So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in'
 FC 'praise of intelligence. -- Bertrand Russell'
 DC X'FE'
ML06414  EQU   *
 FC 'So live that your friends can defend you, but never have to.'
 FC '-- Arnold Glasow'
 DC X'FE'
ML06415  EQU   *
 FC 'So long and thanks for all the fish. -- Douglas Adams'
 DC X'FE'
ML06416  EQU   *
 FC 'So many men, so many opinions; every one his own way.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06417  EQU   *
 FC 'So you''re back.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06418  EQU   *
 FC 'Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable'
 FC 'well-being.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06419  EQU   *
 FC 'Society is a mule, not a car; if pressed harder, it will kick and'
 FC 'throw you off.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06420  EQU   *
 FC 'Sodd''s Second Law:'
 FC 'Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances'
 FC 'is bound to occur.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06421  EQU   *
 FC 'Sodd''s Second Law: Sooner or later, the worst possible set of'
 FC 'circumstances is bound to occur.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06422  EQU   *
 FC 'Software entities are more complex for their size than perhaps'
 FC 'any other human construct because no two parts are alike. If'
 FC 'they are, we make the two similar parts into a subroutine -- open'
 FC 'or closed. In this respect, software systems differ profoundly'
 FC 'from computers, buildings, or automobiles, where repeated'
 FC 'elements abound. -- Fred Brooks, Jr.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06423  EQU   *
 FC 'SOFTWARE -- formal evening attire for female computer analysts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06424  EQU   *
 FC 'Some love is just a lie of the heart, the cold remains of what'
 FC 'began with a passionate start. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML06425  EQU   *
 FC 'Some love is just a lie of the mind, it''s make believe until it''+
               s'
 FC 'only a matter of time. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML06426  EQU   *
 FC 'Some love is just a lie of the soul, a constant battle for the'
 FC 'ultimate state of control. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML06427  EQU   *
 FC 'Some men are discovered; others are found out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06428  EQU   *
 FC 'Some men are not fools, they stayed bachelors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06429  EQU   *
 FC 'Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity,'
 FC 'and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.'
 FC '-- Joseph Heller'
 DC X'FE'
ML06430  EQU   *
 FC 'Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever'
 FC 'they go.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06431  EQU   *
 FC 'Some people fall for everything and stand for nothing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06432  EQU   *
 FC 'Some people have one of those days. I have one of those lives!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06433  EQU   *
 FC 'Some people hope to achieve immortality through their works or'
 FC 'their children. I would prefer to achieve it by not dying.'
 FC '-- Woody Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML06434  EQU   *
 FC 'Some people in this department wouldn''t recognize subtlety if it'
 FC 'hit them on the head.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06435  EQU   *
 FC 'Some people know how to live everybody else''s life but their own.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML06436  EQU   *
 FC 'Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon'
 FC 'the wall instead of using it. -- Gordon R. Dickson'
 DC X'FE'
ML06437  EQU   *
 FC 'Some people pay so much attention to their reputation that they'
 FC 'lose character.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06438  EQU   *
 FC 'Some people spend their lives traveling the world over... Only to'
 FC 'find happiness lies right in their own back yard... ...Mine just'
 FC 'has a big puddle from last nights'' rain!! -- Ziggy'
 DC X'FE'
ML06439  EQU   *
 FC 'Some people think they are generous because they give away free'
 FC 'advice.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06440  EQU   *
 FC 'Some points to remember Ýabout animals¨:'
 FC '1. Don''t go to sleep under big animals, e.g., elephants,'
 FC 'rhinoceri, hippopotamuses;'
 FC '2. Don''t put animals with sharp teeth or poisonous fangs'
 FC 'down the front of your clothes;'
 FC '3. Don''t pat certain animals, e.g., crocodiles and scorpions'
 FC 'or dogs you have just kicked.'
 FC '-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist''s Almanac"'
 DC X'FE'
ML06441  EQU   *
 FC 'Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06442  EQU   *
 FC 'Some things have to be believed to be seen.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06443  EQU   *
 FC 'Somebody ought to cross ball point pens with coat hangers so that'
 FC 'the pens will multiply instead of disappear.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06444  EQU   *
 FC 'Somedays I lose everything except my sense of humor.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06445  EQU   *
 FC 'Somehow, somewhere along the line, this town lost its pride.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06446  EQU   *
 FC 'Someone close to you is taking advantage of your trust.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06447  EQU   *
 FC 'Someone is speaking well of you. How unusual!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06448  EQU   *
 FC 'Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06449  EQU   *
 FC 'Someone needs your love.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06450  EQU   *
 FC 'Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06451  EQU   *
 FC 'Someone will try to honk your nose today.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06452  EQU   *
 FC 'Something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to'
 FC 'read. -- Mark Twain (on a classic)'
 DC X'FE'
ML06453  EQU   *
 FC 'Something wicked this way comes. -- Shakespeare'
 DC X'FE'
ML06454  EQU   *
 FC 'Something''s rotten in the state of Denmark.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06455  EQU   *
 FC 'Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. -- Sigmund Freud'
 DC X'FE'
ML06456  EQU   *
 FC 'Sometimes a fantasy is all you need. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML06457  EQU   *
 FC 'Sometimes a fool gets lucky and wins. -- Scandal'
 DC X'FE'
ML06458  EQU   *
 FC 'Sometimes bad is bad. - Huey Lewis and the News'
 DC X'FE'
ML06459  EQU   *
 FC 'Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and'
 FC 'I''m the only ashtray.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06460  EQU   *
 FC 'Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06461  EQU   *
 FC 'Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.'
 FC '-- Lily Tomlin'
 DC X'FE'
ML06462  EQU   *
 FC 'Sometimes insanity is the only alternative. -- button at a'
 FC 'Science Fiction convention.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06463  EQU   *
 FC 'Sometimes, too long is too long. -- Joe Crowe'
 DC X'FE'
ML06464  EQU   *
 FC 'Somewhere in the quisling clinic there''s a shorthand typist'
 FC 'taking seconds of her minutes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06465  EQU   *
 FC 'Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.'
 FC '-- Carl Sagan'
 DC X'FE'
ML06466  EQU   *
 FC 'Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound'
 FC 'to occur.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06467  EQU   *
 FC 'Sorry, no fortune this time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06468  EQU   *
 FC 'Sorry. Nice try.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06469  EQU   *
 FC 'Space is big. You just won''t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-'
 FC 'bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it''s a long way down'
 FC 'the road to the drug store, but that''s just peanuts to space.'
 FC '-- The Hitchhiker''s Guide to the Galaxy'
 DC X'FE'
ML06470  EQU   *
 FC 'Space, the final frontier. - NCC1701'
 DC X'FE'
ML06471  EQU   *
 FC 'Spark''s Sixth Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a'
 FC 'pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses.'
 FC 'When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06472  EQU   *
 FC 'Speak softly and carry a +6 two-handed sword.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06473  EQU   *
 FC 'Spend enough time confirming the need and the need will'
 FC 'disappear.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06474  EQU   *
 FC 'Spend extra time on hobby. Get plenty of rolling papers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06475  EQU   *
 FC 'Spirtle, n.:'
 FC 'The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right'
 FC 'in your eye.'
 FC '-- Sniglets, "Rich Hall && Friends"'
 DC X'FE'
ML06476  EQU   *
 FC 'Spock: we suffered 23 casualties in that attack, captain.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06477  EQU   *
 FC 'Sqrt(3) = 2 (for large values of 3)'
 DC X'FE'
ML06478  EQU   *
 FC 'Squange: cross between a squid and a sponge; makes good,'
 FC 'self-inking stamp pads.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06479  EQU   *
 FC 'Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06480  EQU   *
 FC 'Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also'
 FC 'upside down.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06481  EQU   *
 FC 'Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06482  EQU   *
 FC 'Statisticians probably do it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06483  EQU   *
 FC 'Statistics are no substitute for judgement.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06484  EQU   *
 FC 'Stay away from flying saucers today.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06485  EQU   *
 FC 'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06486  EQU   *
 FC 'Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old. -- Pink Floyd'
 DC X'FE'
ML06487  EQU   *
 FC 'Stealing a rhinoceros should not be taken lightly. -- Alan Perlis'
 DC X'FE'
ML06488  EQU   *
 FC 'Steele''s Plagiarism of Somebody''s Philosophy: Everybody should'
 FC 'believe in something -- I believe I''ll have another drink.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06489  EQU   *
 FC 'Steinbach''s Guideline for Systems Programming: Never test for an'
 FC 'error condition you don''t know how to handle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06490  EQU   *
 FC 'Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06491  EQU   *
 FC 'Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06492  EQU   *
 FC 'Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you. Now, if they''d'
 FC 'only take a bath ...'
 DC X'FE'
ML06493  EQU   *
 FC 'Strike while the iron is hot.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06494  EQU   *
 FC 'Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06495  EQU   *
 FC 'Sturgeon''s Law: 90% of everything is crud.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06496  EQU   *
 FC 'Success covers a multitude of blunders. -- George Bernard Shaw'
 DC X'FE'
ML06497  EQU   *
 FC 'Success isn''t how far you got, but the distance you travelled'
 FC 'from where you started.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06498  EQU   *
 FC 'Success lies in achieving the top of the food chain.'
 FC '-- Jubal Harshaw'
 DC X'FE'
ML06499  EQU   *
 FC 'Successful and fortunate crime is called virtue. -- Seneca'
 DC X'FE'
ML06500  EQU   *
 FC 'Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06501  EQU   *
 FC 'Such evil deeds could religion prompt.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06502  EQU   *
 FC 'Sucks syntax.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06503  EQU   *
 FC 'Supercompetence is more objectionable than incompetence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06504  EQU   *
 FC 'Support bacteria -- it''s the only culture some people have!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06505  EQU   *
 FC 'Support the right of unborn males to bear arms! -- A public'
 FC 'service announcement from Phyllis Schlafly, the Catholic Church,'
 FC 'and the National Rifle Association'
 DC X'FE'
ML06506  EQU   *
 FC 'Support your local church. Worship at bank of America.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06507  EQU   *
 FC 'Sure, Reagan has promised to take senility tests. But what if he'
 FC 'forgets?'
 DC X'FE'
ML06508  EQU   *
 FC 'Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are'
 FC 'dishonest men in national government too. -- Richard M. Nixon'
 DC X'FE'
ML06509  EQU   *
 FC 'Surprise due today. Also the rent.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06510  EQU   *
 FC 'Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06511  EQU   *
 FC 'Survival of the species is everyone''s business.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06512  EQU   *
 FC 'Swap read error, you lose your core image.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06513  EQU   *
 FC 'Swap read error. You lose your mind.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06514  EQU   *
 FC 'Sweer''s impossibility theorem: Nothing can be both completely'
 FC 'general and internally consistent at the same time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06515  EQU   *
 FC 'Sweet April showers do spring may flowers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06516  EQU   *
 FC 'Swipple''s Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has the'
 FC 'floor.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06517  EQU   *
 FC 'Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06518  EQU   *
 FC 'Tact is rubbing out another''s mistake instead of rubbing it in.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06519  EQU   *
 FC 'Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has'
 FC 'a hole in his head.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06520  EQU   *
 FC 'Tact is the art of telling people to go to hell and at the same'
 FC 'time making them glad they''re going.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06521  EQU   *
 FC 'Tact is the unsaid part of what you''re thinking.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06522  EQU   *
 FC 'Tact, n.: The unsaid part of what you''re thinking.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06523  EQU   *
 FC 'Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of'
 FC 'themselves.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06524  EQU   *
 FC 'Take care, the sleep of nonexistance will overtake you at last,'
 FC 'for the coming and going of the breath is but the rocking of the'
 FC 'cradle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06525  EQU   *
 FC 'Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way.'
 FC 'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally'
 FC 'getting enough cheese.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06526  EQU   *
 FC 'Take it easy, we''re in a hurry.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06527  EQU   *
 FC 'Take my advice. I''m not using it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06528  EQU   *
 FC 'Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man,'
 FC 'but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.'
 FC '-- Kipling'
 DC X'FE'
ML06529  EQU   *
 FC 'Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were'
 FC 'content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage.'
 FC 'It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations of'
 FC 'people had grown up drinking it and doing the experiment in sixth'
 FC 'grade where you put a nail into a glass of Coke and after a'
 FC 'couple of days the nail dissolves and the teacher says: "Imagine'
 FC 'what it does to your TEETH!" So Coca-Cola was solidly entrenched'
 FC 'in the market, and the management saw no need to improve ...'
 FC '-- Dave Barry, "In Search of Excellence"'
 DC X'FE'
ML06530  EQU   *
 FC 'Take what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06531  EQU   *
 FC 'Take what you can use and let the rest go by. -- Ken Kesey'
 DC X'FE'
ML06532  EQU   *
 FC 'Take your dying with some seriousness. However, laughing on the'
 FC 'way to your execution is not generally understood by'
 FC 'less-advanced life-forms, and they''ll call you crazy.'
 FC '-- Messiah''s Handbook: Reminders for the Advanced Soul'
 DC X'FE'
ML06533  EQU   *
 FC 'Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06534  EQU   *
 FC 'Talkers are no good doers. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"'
 DC X'FE'
ML06535  EQU   *
 FC 'Talking cats often speak nonsense.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06536  EQU   *
 FC 'Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal'
 FC 'oneself.         -- Friedrich Nietzsche'
 DC X'FE'
ML06537  EQU   *
 FC 'Tallulah Bankhead barged down the nile last night as Cleopatra'
 FC 'and sank.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06538  EQU   *
 FC 'Tanstaafl.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06539  EQU   *
 FC 'Tax reform means "Don''t tax you, don''t tax me, tax that fellow'
 FC 'behind the tree." -- Russell Long'
 DC X'FE'
ML06540  EQU   *
 FC 'Taxes, n.:'
 FC 'Of life''s two certainties, the only one for which you can'
 FC 'get an extension.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06541  EQU   *
 FC 'Taxpayers don''t have to take a civil service exam to work for the+
               '
 FC 'government.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06542  EQU   *
 FC 'Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when'
 FC 'he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a'
 FC 'freeway.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06543  EQU   *
 FC 'Television? The word is half Latin and half Greek, no good can'
 FC 'come of it. -- C.P. Scott'
 DC X'FE'
ML06544  EQU   *
 FC 'Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and'
 FC 'he''ll believe you...Tell him that a bench has wet paint upon it'
 FC 'and he''ll have to touch it to be sure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06545  EQU   *
 FC 'Tell the truth and run. - Yugoslav proverb'
 DC X'FE'
ML06546  EQU   *
 FC 'Temper is what gets most of us into trouble - pride is what keeps'
 FC 'us there.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06547  EQU   *
 FC 'Tempt not a desperate man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06548  EQU   *
 FC 'Ten dervishes can sleep under one blanket, but two kings can not'
 FC 'find room in one empire.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06549  EQU   *
 FC 'Ten years of rejection slips is nature''s way of telling you to'
 FC 'stop writing. -- R. Geis'
 DC X'FE'
ML06550  EQU   *
 FC 'Tense up. (from the book of Bob.)'
 DC X'FE'
ML06551  EQU   *
 FC 'Terence, this is stupid stuff:'
 FC 'You eat your victuals fast enough;'
 FC 'There can''t be much amiss, ''tis clear,'
 FC 'To see the rate you drink your beer.'
 FC 'But oh, good Lord, the verse you make,'
 FC 'It gives a chap the belly-ache.'
 FC 'The cow, the old cow, she is dead;'
 FC 'It sleeps well the horned head:'
 FC 'We poor lads, ''tis our turn now'
 FC 'To hear such tunes as killed the cow.'
 FC 'Pretty friendship ''tis to rhyme'
 FC 'Your friends to death before their time.'
 FC 'Moping, melancholy mad:'
 FC 'Come, pipe a tune to dance to, lad.'
 FC '-- A. E. Housman'
 DC X'FE'
ML06552  EQU   *
 FC 'Test-tube babies shouldn''t throw stones.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06553  EQU   *
 FC 'Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea,'
 FC 'even one which cannot be justified on any other grounds.'
 FC '-- J. Finnegan, USC.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06554  EQU   *
 FC 'Thank you for observing all safety precautions.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06555  EQU   *
 FC 'That is the key to history. Terrific energy is expended --'
 FC 'civilizations are built up -- excellent institutions devised; but'
 FC 'each time something goes wrong. Some fatal flaw always brings the'
 FC 'selfish and cruel people to the top, and then it all slides back'
 FC 'into misery and ruin. In fact, the machine conks. It seems'
 FC 'to start up all right and runs a few yards, and then it breaks'
 FC 'down. -- C. S. Lewis'
 DC X'FE'
ML06556  EQU   *
 FC 'That just the way it is. -- Bruce Hornesby'
 DC X'FE'
ML06557  EQU   *
 FC 'That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest. -- Thoreau'
 DC X'FE'
ML06558  EQU   *
 FC 'That must be wonderful! I don''t understand it at all.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06559  EQU   *
 FC 'That secret you''ve been guarding, isn''t.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06560  EQU   *
 FC 'That that is is not that that is not.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06561  EQU   *
 FC 'That''s a horse and egg problem.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06562  EQU   *
 FC 'That''s core for the parse.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06563  EQU   *
 FC 'That''s one small step for a man, One giant leap for mankind.'
 FC '-- N. Armstrong'
 DC X'FE'
ML06564  EQU   *
 FC 'That''s so funny I forgot to laugh.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06565  EQU   *
 FC 'That''s the thing about people who think they hate computers.'
 FC 'What they really hate is lousy programmers. -- Larry Niven and'
 FC 'Jerry Pournelle in "Oath of Fealty"'
 DC X'FE'
ML06566  EQU   *
 FC 'The Abrams'' Principle: The shortest distance between two points'
 FC 'is off the wall.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06567  EQU   *
 FC 'The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06568  EQU   *
 FC 'The agony of delete.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06569  EQU   *
 FC 'The air of heaven is that which blows between the horse''s ears.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06570  EQU   *
 FC 'The amount of work done varies inversely with the time spent in'
 FC 'the office.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06571  EQU   *
 FC 'The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06572  EQU   *
 FC 'The author should gaze at Noah, and ... learn, as they did in the'
 FC 'Ark, to crowd a great deal of matter into a very small compass.'
 FC '-- Sydney, Smith, Edinburgh Review'
 DC X'FE'
ML06573  EQU   *
 FC 'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because'
 FC 'the average man can see better than he can think.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06574  EQU   *
 FC 'The barking of dogs does not affect the clouds.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06575  EQU   *
 FC 'The basis of optimism is sheer terror.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06576  EQU   *
 FC 'The bear knew nine songs. All were on honey.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06577  EQU   *
 FC 'The beard of the guest is in the hand of the owner of the house.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06578  EQU   *
 FC 'The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in'
 FC 'Wonderland"; but that''s because it''s the best book on anything'
 FC 'for the layman.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06579  EQU   *
 FC 'The best equipment for your work is, of course, the most'
 FC 'expensive. However, your neighbor is always wasting money that'
 FC 'should be yours by judging things by their price.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06580  EQU   *
 FC 'The best fighting is against yourself.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06581  EQU   *
 FC 'The best index to a person''s character is a) how he treats people+
               '
 FC 'who can''t do him any good and b) how he treats people who can''t'
 FC 'fight back. -- Abigail Van Buren'
 DC X'FE'
ML06582  EQU   *
 FC 'The best prophet of the future is the past.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06583  EQU   *
 FC 'The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long'
 FC 'time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06584  EQU   *
 FC 'The best way to inspire yourself to do housework is to promise'
 FC 'yourself you''ll get to stop!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06585  EQU   *
 FC 'The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06586  EQU   *
 FC 'The best way to succeed in politics is to find a crowd that''s'
 FC 'going somewhere and get in front of them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06587  EQU   *
 FC 'The better part of valor is discretion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06588  EQU   *
 FC 'The bigger the theory, the better.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06589  EQU   *
 FC 'The biggest mistake that you can make is to believe that you are'
 FC 'working for somebody else.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06590  EQU   *
 FC 'The biggest nuts are those which are empty.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06591  EQU   *
 FC 'The biscuits and the syrup never come out even. - Lazerous Long'
 DC X'FE'
ML06592  EQU   *
 FC 'The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the'
 FC 'kitsch.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06593  EQU   *
 FC 'The bozos are coming.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06594  EQU   *
 FC 'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you'
 FC 'get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06595  EQU   *
 FC 'The brain works from the moment of birth until you stand up to'
 FC 'speak in public.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06596  EQU   *
 FC 'The Briggs - Chase Law of Program Development: To determine how'
 FC 'long it will take to write and debug a program, take your best'
 FC 'estimate, multiply that by two, add one, and convert to the next'
 FC 'higher units.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06597  EQU   *
 FC 'The C Programming Language -- A language which combines the'
 FC 'flexibility of assembly language with the power of assembly'
 FC 'language.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06598  EQU   *
 FC 'The camel driver has his plans, and the camel has his.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06599  EQU   *
 FC 'The camel never sees its own hump, but that of its brothers is'
 FC 'always before its eyes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06600  EQU   *
 FC 'The candle is put into the lantern and the moth is left outside'
 FC 'fluttering.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06601  EQU   *
 FC 'The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06602  EQU   *
 FC 'The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to'
 FC 'show up at the steam fitters'' picnic.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06603  EQU   *
 FC 'The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live'
 FC 'elsewhere.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06604  EQU   *
 FC 'The clothes have no emperor. -- C. A. Hoare, about Ada.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06605  EQU   *
 FC 'The computer can''t tell you the emotional story. It can give you'
 FC 'the exact mathematical design, but what''s missing is the'
 FC 'eyebrows. -- Frank Zappa'
 DC X'FE'
ML06606  EQU   *
 FC 'The computer is the ultimate polluter: Its shit is'
 FC 'indistinguishable from the food it produces.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06607  EQU   *
 FC 'The computing field is always in need of new cliches.'
 FC '-- Alan Perlis'
 DC X'FE'
ML06608  EQU   *
 FC 'The concept of progress acts a a protective mechanism to shield'
 FC 'us from the terrors of the future. -- from "Collected Sayings of'
 FC 'Muad''Dib" by the Princess Irulan'
 DC X'FE'
ML06609  EQU   *
 FC 'The correct way to punctuate a sentence that starts: "Of course'
 FC 'it is none of my business, but --" is to place a period after the'
 FC 'word "but." Don''t use excessive force in supplying such a moron'
 FC 'with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure'
 FC 'and is bound to get you talked about. -- Lazarus Long'
 DC X'FE'
ML06610  EQU   *
 FC 'The cost of living hasn''t affected its popularity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06611  EQU   *
 FC 'The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going'
 FC 'down.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06612  EQU   *
 FC 'The country needs and, unless I mistake its temper, the contry'
 FC 'demands bold, persistent experimentation. -- Franklin Delano'
 FC 'Roosevelt'
 DC X'FE'
ML06613  EQU   *
 FC 'The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us'
 FC 'people to eat. -- John McNulty'
 DC X'FE'
ML06614  EQU   *
 FC 'The Crown is full of it!'
 FC '-- Nate Harris, 1775'
 DC X'FE'
ML06615  EQU   *
 FC 'The CS Sage says: Seek new employment prior to the imposition of'
 FC 'performance penalties on your project.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06616  EQU   *
 FC 'The dawn does not come twice to awake a man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06617  EQU   *
 FC 'The day has its eyes, the night has its ears.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06618  EQU   *
 FC 'The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to'
 FC 'a tedious book.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06619  EQU   *
 FC 'The decision doesn''t have to be logical, it is unanimous.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06620  EQU   *
 FC 'The descent to hades is the same from every place.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06621  EQU   *
 FC 'The devil can cite scripture for his purpose.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06622  EQU   *
 FC 'The devil finds work for idle circuits to do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06623  EQU   *
 FC 'The devil takes one and makes two. A saint takes two and makes'
 FC 'one.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06624  EQU   *
 FC 'The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that the'
 FC 'science requires reasoning while those other subjects merely'
 FC 'require scholorship. -- Robert Heinlein'
 DC X'FE'
ML06625  EQU   *
 FC 'The difference between this school and a cactus plant is that the'
 FC 'cactus has the pricks on the outside.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06626  EQU   *
 FC 'The difficult we do today; the impossible takes a little longer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06627  EQU   *
 FC 'The disks are getting full; purge a file today.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06628  EQU   *
 FC 'The dog that trots about finds a bone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06629  EQU   *
 FC 'The dogma of the Ghost in the Machine. -- Gilbert Ryle'
 DC X'FE'
ML06630  EQU   *
 FC 'The dogs may bark, but the caravan passes on.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06631  EQU   *
 FC 'The Drea law: under the most rigorously controlled conditions,'
 FC 'the experimental apparatus will do exactly as it pleases.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06632  EQU   *
 FC 'The dung hill must make itself smelt before we can breathe the'
 FC 'perfume of the flowers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06633  EQU   *
 FC 'The early worm gets the bird.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06634  EQU   *
 FC 'The early worm has a death wish.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06635  EQU   *
 FC 'The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06636  EQU   *
 FC 'The efficiency of a committee meeting is inversely proportional'
 FC 'to the number of participants and the time spent on'
 FC 'deliberations.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06637  EQU   *
 FC 'The eleventh commandment: thou shalt not committee.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06638  EQU   *
 FC 'The emperor has no clothes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06639  EQU   *
 FC 'The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.'
 FC '-- Buckminster Fuller'
 DC X'FE'
ML06640  EQU   *
 FC 'The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of'
 FC 'civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson'
 DC X'FE'
ML06641  EQU   *
 FC 'The English have no respect for their language, and will not'
 FC 'teach their children to speak it.'
 FC '-- G. B. Shaw'
 DC X'FE'
ML06642  EQU   *
 FC 'The evolution of the human race will not be accomplished in the'
 FC 'ten thousand years of tame animals, but in the million years of'
 FC 'wild animals, because man is and will always be a wild animal.'
 FC '-- Charles Galton Darwin'
 DC X'FE'
ML06643  EQU   *
 FC 'The existence of god implies a violation of causality.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06644  EQU   *
 FC 'The fact that it works is immaterial. -- L. Ogborn'
 DC X'FE'
ML06645  EQU   *
 FC 'The fancy is indeed no other than a mode of memory emancipated'
 FC 'from the order of space and time. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge'
 DC X'FE'
ML06646  EQU   *
 FC 'The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06647  EQU   *
 FC 'The fault lies not with our technologies but with our systems.'
 FC '-- Roger Levian'
 DC X'FE'
ML06648  EQU   *
 FC 'The fellow who is a good sport has to lose to prove it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06649  EQU   *
 FC 'The Fifth Rule: You have taken yourself too seriously.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06650  EQU   *
 FC 'The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.'
 FC '-- Abbie Hoffman'
 DC X'FE'
ML06651  EQU   *
 FC 'The first myth of management is that it exists.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06652  EQU   *
 FC 'The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.'
 FC '-- Paul Erlich'
 DC X'FE'
ML06653  EQU   *
 FC 'The First Rule of Program Optimization: Don''t do it.'
 FC 'The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!):'
 FC 'Don''t do it yet. -- Michael Jackson'
 DC X'FE'
ML06654  EQU   *
 FC 'The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob'
 FC 'also turns to the left.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06655  EQU   *
 FC 'The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen'
 FC 'my tongue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06656  EQU   *
 FC 'The first thing we do, let''s kill all the lawyers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06657  EQU   *
 FC 'The fish in the trap begin to think.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06658  EQU   *
 FC 'The flow chart is a most thoroughly oversold piece of program'
 FC 'documentation. - Frederick Brooks, Jr., The Mythical Man Month'
 DC X'FE'
ML06659  EQU   *
 FC 'The flush toilet is the basis of western civilization.'
 FC '- Alan Coult'
 DC X'FE'
ML06660  EQU   *
 FC 'The following is not for the weak of heart or Fundamentalists.'
 FC '-- Dave Barry'
 DC X'FE'
ML06661  EQU   *
 FC 'The force is looking for a few good people.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06662  EQU   *
 FC 'The fourth law of computing: on a slow day, you can wait forever.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06663  EQU   *
 FC 'The fourth law of thermodynamics: The perversity of the universe'
 FC 'tends towards a maximum.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06664  EQU   *
 FC 'The fundamental principle of science, the definition almost, is'
 FC 'this: the sole test of the validity of any idea is experiment.'
 FC '-- Richard P. Feynman'
 DC X'FE'
ML06665  EQU   *
 FC 'The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more'
 FC 'certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does'
 FC 'not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and'
 FC 'blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge.'
 FC '-- Albert Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML06666  EQU   *
 FC 'The future is a myth created by insurance salesmen and high'
 FC 'school counselors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06667  EQU   *
 FC 'The future is bright in affairs of the heart.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06668  EQU   *
 FC 'The future is not what it used to be. (It never was.)'
 DC X'FE'
ML06669  EQU   *
 FC 'The future lies ahead.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06670  EQU   *
 FC 'The game does not always go to the strongest. Sooner or later,'
 FC 'he who believes he can win, will.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06671  EQU   *
 FC 'The geeks shall inherit the earth. -- Karl Lehenbauer'
 DC X'FE'
ML06672  EQU   *
 FC 'The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to'
 FC 'chance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06673  EQU   *
 FC 'The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn''t been'
 FC 'asleep.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06674  EQU   *
 FC 'The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last'
 FC 'at least until we''ve finished building it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06675  EQU   *
 FC 'The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of'
 FC 'nature is to build better mice.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06676  EQU   *
 FC 'The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave'
 FC 'him love and he invented marriage.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06677  EQU   *
 FC 'The golden rule: he who has the gold makes the rules.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06678  EQU   *
 FC 'The good ol'' days weren''t always good and tomorrow ain''t as bad+
               '
 FC 'as it seems. - Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML06679  EQU   *
 FC 'The government of the United States is not in any sense founded'
 FC 'on the Christian Religion. -- George Washington'
 DC X'FE'
ML06680  EQU   *
 FC 'The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by'
 FC 'mean of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.'
 FC '-- Justice Louis O. Brandeis (Olmstead vs. United States)'
 DC X'FE'
ML06681  EQU   *
 FC 'The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06682  EQU   *
 FC 'The greatest programming project of all took six days; on the'
 FC 'seventh day he rested. We''ve been trying to debug the damn thing'
 FC 'ever since.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06683  EQU   *
 FC 'The greatest remedy for anger is delay.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06684  EQU   *
 FC 'The greatest thing anyone can give is not his life but his love.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06685  EQU   *
 FC 'The greatest warriors are the ones who fight for peace.'
 FC '-- Holly Near'
 DC X'FE'
ML06686  EQU   *
 FC 'The hand that kindles cannot quench the flame.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06687  EQU   *
 FC 'The hand that you cannot bite, kiss.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06688  EQU   *
 FC 'The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.'
 FC '-- Albert Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML06689  EQU   *
 FC 'The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when you put a lot'
 FC 'of relatives on the train for home.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06690  EQU   *
 FC 'The hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue, a'
 FC 'custom whereof the memory of man runneth not howsomever to the'
 FC 'contrary, nohow.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06691  EQU   *
 FC 'The hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue, a'
 FC 'custom whereof the memory of man runneth not howsomever to the'
 FC 'contrary, nohow.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06692  EQU   *
 FC 'The heart is wiser than the intellect.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06693  EQU   *
 FC 'The heart of the fool is in his mouth. The mouth of the wise man'
 FC 'is in his heart.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06694  EQU   *
 FC 'The Heineken Uncertainty Principle:'
 FC 'You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.'
 FC 'The honeymoon is that short period of doting between dating and'
 FC 'debting.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06695  EQU   *
 FC 'The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times'
 FC 'of moral crisis, preserved their neutrality. -- Dante'
 DC X'FE'
ML06696  EQU   *
 FC 'The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion'
 FC 'for lists of "Ten Best". -- H. Allen Smith'
 DC X'FE'
ML06697  EQU   *
 FC 'The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its'
 FC 'capacity -- the rest is overhead for the operating system.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06698  EQU   *
 FC 'The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is'
 FC 'laughter. -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML06699  EQU   *
 FC 'The hypothesis: Amid a wash of paper, a small number of documents'
 FC 'become the critical pivots around which every project''s'
 FC 'management revolves. These are the manager''s chief personal'
 FC 'tools. - Frederick P. Brooks, Jr., The Mythical Man Month'
 DC X'FE'
ML06700  EQU   *
 FC 'The idle mind knows not what it is it wants.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06701  EQU   *
 FC 'The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a bit'
 FC 'longer.  -- Henry Kissinger'
 DC X'FE'
ML06702  EQU   *
 FC 'The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of'
 FC 'things.     - Laurence J. Peter'
 DC X'FE'
ML06703  EQU   *
 FC 'The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an'
 FC 'important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is'
 FC 'an increasingly important thing to people. -- Donald N. Smith,'
 FC 'president of Burger King'
 DC X'FE'
ML06704  EQU   *
 FC 'The ink with which all history is written is merely fluid'
 FC 'prejudice.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06705  EQU   *
 FC 'The intellect is always fooled by the heart. -- La Rochefoucauld'
 DC X'FE'
ML06706  EQU   *
 FC 'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group'
 FC 'divided by the number of people in the group.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06707  EQU   *
 FC 'The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these'
 FC 'toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose'
 FC 'idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If'
 FC 'you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat,'
 FC 'they''re useless.'
 FC 'So, for guidance, you want to look to big business. Big business'
 FC 'never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who'
 FC 'represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel'
 FC 'in taxes... -- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"'
 DC X'FE'
ML06708  EQU   *
 FC 'The journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06709  EQU   *
 FC 'The Kennedy Constant: Don''t get mad -- get even.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06710  EQU   *
 FC 'The Killer Ducks are coming!!!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06711  EQU   *
 FC 'The Killer Ducks are coming!!!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06712  EQU   *
 FC 'The ladies men admire, I''ve heard,'
 FC 'Would shudder at a wicked word.'
 FC 'Their candle gives a single light;'
 FC 'They''d rather stay at home at night.'
 FC 'They do not keep awake till three,'
 FC 'Nor read erotic poetry.'
 FC 'They never sanction the impure,'
 FC 'Nor recognize an overture.'
 FC 'They shrink from powders and from paints ...'
 FC 'So far, I''ve had no complaints.'
 FC '-- Dorothy Parker'
 DC X'FE'
ML06713  EQU   *
 FC 'The last person who said that, god rest his soul, lived to regret'
 FC 'it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06714  EQU   *
 FC 'The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put'
 FC 'first. -- Blaise Pascal'
 DC X'FE'
ML06715  EQU   *
 FC 'The last vestiges of the old republic have been swept away.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06716  EQU   *
 FC 'The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as'
 FC 'the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and'
 FC 'to steal bread. -- Anatole France'
 DC X'FE'
ML06717  EQU   *
 FC 'The law of selective gravity (the buttered side down law): an'
 FC 'object will fall so as to do the most damage.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06718  EQU   *
 FC 'The length of a meeting rises with the square of the number of'
 FC 'people present.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06719  EQU   *
 FC 'The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the'
 FC 'amount of progress.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06720  EQU   *
 FC 'The less management demands of engineers and scientists, the'
 FC 'greater their productivity. -- Richard F. Moore'
 DC X'FE'
ML06721  EQU   *
 FC 'THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #12 -- LITHP'
 FC 'This otherwise unremarkable language is distinguished by the'
 FC 'absence of an "S" in its character set; users must substitute'
 FC '"TH". LITHP is said to be useful in protheththing lithtth.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06722  EQU   *
 FC 'THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #13 -- SLOBOL'
 FC 'SLOBOL is best known for the speed, or lack of it, of its'
 FC 'compiler. Although many compilers allow you to take a coffee'
 FC 'break while they compile, SLOBOL compilers allow you to travel to'
 FC 'Bolivia to pick the coffee. Forty-three programmers are known to'
 FC 'have died of boredom sitting at their terminals while waiting for'
 FC 'a SLOBOL program to compile. Weary SLOBOL programmers often turn'
 FC 'to a related (but infinitely faster) language, COCAINE.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06723  EQU   *
 FC 'THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #17 -- SARTRE'
 FC 'Named after the late existential philosopher, SARTRE is an'
 FC 'extremely unstructured language. Statements in SARTRE have no'
 FC 'purpose; they just are. Thus SARTRE programs are left to define'
 FC 'their own functions. SARTRE programmers tend to be boring and'
 FC 'depressed, and are no fun at parties.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06724  EQU   *
 FC 'THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #18 -- C-'
 FC 'This language was named for the grade received by its creator'
 FC 'when he submitted it as a class project in a graduate programming'
 FC 'class. C- is best described as a "low-level" programming'
 FC 'language. In fact, the language generally requires more C-'
 FC 'statements than machine-code statements to execute a given task.'
 FC 'In this respect, it is very similar to COBOL.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06725  EQU   *
 FC 'THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #18 -- FIFTH'
 FC 'FIFTH is a precision mathematical language in which the data'
 FC 'types refer to quantity. The data types range from CC, OUNCE,'
 FC 'SHOT, and JIGGER to FIFTH (hence the name of the language),'
 FC 'LITER, MAGNUM and BLOTTO. Commands refer to ingredients such as'
 FC 'CHABLIS, CHARDONNAY, CABERNET, GIN, VERMOUTH, VODKA, SCOTCH, and'
 FC 'WHATEVERSAROUND The many versions of the FIFTH language reflect'
 FC 'the sophistication and financial status of its users. Commands'
 FC 'in the ELITE dialect include VSOP and LAFITE, while commands in'
 FC 'the GUTTER dialect include HOOTCH and RIPPLE. The latter is a'
 FC 'favorite of frustrated FORTH programmers who end up using this'
 FC 'language.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06726  EQU   *
 FC 'The lesser of two evils -- is evil. -- Seymour (Sy) Leon'
 DC X'FE'
ML06727  EQU   *
 FC 'The life of a repo man is always intense.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06728  EQU   *
 FC 'The life which is unexamined is not worth living.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06729  EQU   *
 FC 'The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an'
 FC 'approaching train.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06730  EQU   *
 FC 'The light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the'
 FC 'moon.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06731  EQU   *
 FC 'The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won''t'
 FC 'get much sleep.'
 FC '-- Woody Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML06732  EQU   *
 FC 'The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear to'
 FC 'myself.         -- Henry Kissinger'
 DC X'FE'
ML06733  EQU   *
 FC 'The longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the'
 FC 'gate.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06734  EQU   *
 FC 'The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06735  EQU   *
 FC 'The main problem with old age is that you don''t grow out of it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06736  EQU   *
 FC 'The main thing is the play itself. I swear that greed for money'
 FC 'has nothing to do with it, although heaven knows I am sorely in'
 FC 'need of money. -- Feodor Dostoyevsky'
 DC X'FE'
ML06737  EQU   *
 FC 'The majority is never right. - Lazerous Long'
 DC X'FE'
ML06738  EQU   *
 FC 'The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all'
 FC 'time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by'
 FC 'their lack of consistency. -- Albert Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML06739  EQU   *
 FC 'The man who carries a water skin with holes in it, finds it leaks'
 FC 'down his back.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06740  EQU   *
 FC 'The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than'
 FC 'thr crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in'
 FC 'places no one has ever been. -- Alan Ashley-Pitt'
 DC X'FE'
ML06741  EQU   *
 FC 'The man who has never been flogged has never been taught.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06742  EQU   *
 FC 'The man who is too old to learn was probably always too old to'
 FC 'learn.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06743  EQU   *
 FC 'The man who raises a fist has run out of ideas.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06744  EQU   *
 FC 'The man who runs may fight again.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06745  EQU   *
 FC 'The man who wears his pants out before his shoes makes contact in'
 FC 'the wrong places.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06746  EQU   *
 FC 'The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a'
 FC 'cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live'
 FC 'humbly for one. -- William Stekel'
 DC X'FE'
ML06747  EQU   *
 FC 'The marvels of today''s modern technology include the development'
 FC 'of a soda can, when discarded will last forever...and a $7,000'
 FC 'car which when properly cared for will rust out in two or three'
 FC 'years.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06748  EQU   *
 FC 'The medium is the message. -- Marshall McLuhan'
 DC X'FE'
ML06749  EQU   *
 FC 'The meek are contesting the will.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06750  EQU   *
 FC 'The meek shall inherit the earth but not the mineral rights.'
 FC '-- J.P. Getty'
 DC X'FE'
ML06751  EQU   *
 FC 'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06752  EQU   *
 FC 'The meek shall inherit the earth. The rest of us will go to the'
 FC 'stars.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06753  EQU   *
 FC 'The mice voted to bell the cat. - Aesop'
 DC X'FE'
ML06754  EQU   *
 FC 'The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn''t.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06755  EQU   *
 FC 'The mistake you make is in trying to figure it out.'
 FC '-- Tenessee Williams'
 DC X'FE'
ML06756  EQU   *
 FC 'The moon is made of green cheese.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06757  EQU   *
 FC 'The moon looks on many flowers; the flowers see but one moon.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06758  EQU   *
 FC 'The moon shines in the absence of the sun. Do not strike a rail'
 FC 'with your fist nor mistake the sun for the puff of a candle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06759  EQU   *
 FC 'The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and'
 FC 'robbers there will be.'
 FC '-- Lao Tsu'
 DC X'FE'
ML06760  EQU   *
 FC 'The more the merrier.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06761  EQU   *
 FC 'The more things change, the more they''ll never be the same again.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML06762  EQU   *
 FC 'The more we disagree, the more chance there is that at least one'
 FC 'of us is right.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06763  EQU   *
 FC 'The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.'
 FC '-- Andy Warhol'
 DC X'FE'
ML06764  EQU   *
 FC 'The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds'
 FC 'new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That''s funny+
               '
 FC '..."  -- Isaac Asimov'
 DC X'FE'
ML06765  EQU   *
 FC 'The most harmful error has not yet been discovered in your'
 FC 'program.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06766  EQU   *
 FC 'The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is'
 FC 'wise.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06767  EQU   *
 FC 'The most important thing in a man is not what he knows, but what'
 FC 'he is. -- Narciso Yepes'
 DC X'FE'
ML06768  EQU   *
 FC 'The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is'
 FC 'comprehensible. -- Albert Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML06769  EQU   *
 FC 'The most merciful thing in the world ... is the inability of the'
 FC 'human mind to correlate all its contents. -- H. P. Lovecraft'
 DC X'FE'
ML06770  EQU   *
 FC 'The most valuable gift you can give another is a good example.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06771  EQU   *
 FC 'The most wonderful thing in the world is the success of a fool'
 FC 'and the failure of a wise man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06772  EQU   *
 FC 'The moving cursor writes, and having written, blinks on.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06773  EQU   *
 FC 'The multitude is always wrong. -- Wenworth Dillon, Earl of'
 FC 'Roscommon'
 DC X'FE'
ML06774  EQU   *
 FC 'The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:'
 FC 'Support your right to bare arms!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06775  EQU   *
 FC 'The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says: Support your'
 FC 'right to bare arms!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06776  EQU   *
 FC 'The nearer to the church, the further from god.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06777  EQU   *
 FC 'The new Congressmen say they''re going to turn the government'
 FC 'around. I hope I don''t get run over again.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06778  EQU   *
 FC 'The new Congressmen say they''re going to turn the government'
 FC 'around. I hope I don''t get run over again.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06779  EQU   *
 FC 'The next six days are dangerous.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06780  EQU   *
 FC 'The nice thing about modern music is if the musicians make a'
 FC 'mistake it doesn''t make any difference.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06781  EQU   *
 FC 'The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them'
 FC 'to choose from. -- Andrew S. Tanenbaum'
 DC X'FE'
ML06782  EQU   *
 FC 'The noble secret of laughing at oneself is the greatest humor of'
 FC 'all.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06783  EQU   *
 FC 'The nose knows.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06784  EQU   *
 FC 'The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball machine'
 FC 'increases in direct proportion to how much you hate licorice.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06785  EQU   *
 FC 'The objective of all dedicated employees should be to thoroughly'
 FC 'analyze all situations, anticipate all problems prior to their'
 FC 'occurrence, have answers for these problems, and move swiftly to'
 FC 'solve these problems when called upon.'
 FC 'However, When you are up to your ass in alligators it is'
 FC 'difficult to remind yourself your initial objective was to drain'
 FC 'the swamp.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06786  EQU   *
 FC 'The obvious answer is always overlooked.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06787  EQU   *
 FC 'The Official MBA Handbook on business cards: Avoid overly'
 FC 'pretentious job titles such as "Lord of the Realm, Defender of'
 FC 'the Faith, Emperor of India" or "Director of Corporate Planning."'
 DC X'FE'
ML06788  EQU   *
 FC 'The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a'
 FC 'boy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06789  EQU   *
 FC 'The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a'
 FC 'neccessity. -- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML06790  EQU   *
 FC 'The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know'
 FC 'when to cringe.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06791  EQU   *
 FC 'The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is the one'
 FC 'time the boss walks through the office.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06792  EQU   *
 FC 'The one who dies with the most toys wins!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06793  EQU   *
 FC 'The one who does the least work will get the most credit.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06794  EQU   *
 FC 'The only cure for love is marriage.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06795  EQU   *
 FC 'The only difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones'
 FC 'is in the way you use them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06796  EQU   *
 FC 'The only man who should not be judged by the company he keeps is'
 FC 'a warden. - Laurence J. Peter'
 DC X'FE'
ML06797  EQU   *
 FC 'The only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the'
 FC '`social sciences'' is: some do, some don''t.'
 FC '-- Ernest Rutherford'
 DC X'FE'
ML06798  EQU   *
 FC 'The only problem with being a man of leisure is that you can'
 FC 'never stop and take a rest.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06799  EQU   *
 FC 'The only rose without thorns is friendship.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06800  EQU   *
 FC 'The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06801  EQU   *
 FC 'The only thing constant is change.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06802  EQU   *
 FC 'The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men'
 FC 'to do nothing. -- Edmund Burke'
 DC X'FE'
ML06803  EQU   *
 FC 'The only thing that I''m sure of is my growing sense of'
 FC 'uncertainty.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06804  EQU   *
 FC 'The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know'
 FC 'when you''re done.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06805  EQU   *
 FC 'The only way for a reporter to look at a politician is down.'
 FC '-- H.L. Mencken'
 DC X'FE'
ML06806  EQU   *
 FC 'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.'
 FC '-- Fisher Party Peanut commercial'
 DC X'FE'
ML06807  EQU   *
 FC 'The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing'
 FC 'programs in it. -- Brian Kernighan'
 DC X'FE'
ML06808  EQU   *
 FC 'The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the'
 FC 'tongue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06809  EQU   *
 FC 'The opossum is a very sophisticated animal. It doesn''t even get'
 FC 'up until 5 or 6 pm.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06810  EQU   *
 FC 'The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But'
 FC 'the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound'
 FC 'truth. -- Niels Bohr'
 DC X'FE'
ML06811  EQU   *
 FC 'The optamist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible'
 FC 'worlds, and the pessimist fears that this is true. - James Cabell'
 DC X'FE'
ML06812  EQU   *
 FC 'The other line moves faster.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06813  EQU   *
 FC 'The palm of one''s hand does not eclipse the sun.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06814  EQU   *
 FC 'The past always looks better than it was. It''s only pleasant'
 FC 'because it isn''t here. -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)'
 DC X'FE'
ML06815  EQU   *
 FC 'The pathology is to want control, not that you ever get it,'
 FC 'because of course you never do. -- Gregory Bateson'
 DC X'FE'
ML06816  EQU   *
 FC 'The pen is mightier than the pencil.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06817  EQU   *
 FC 'The perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06818  EQU   *
 FC 'The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you'
 FC 'say yes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06819  EQU   *
 FC 'The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.'
 FC 'Let others think his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06820  EQU   *
 FC 'The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The'
 FC 'batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and'
 FC 'this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the'
 FC 'center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the'
 FC 'ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and'
 FC 'he dropped it.'
 FC '-- Dizzy Dean'
 DC X'FE'
ML06821  EQU   *
 FC 'The plural of spouse is spice.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06822  EQU   *
 FC 'The porcupine, whom one must handle gloved, may be respected, but'
 FC 'never loved. -- Arthur Guiterman'
 DC X'FE'
ML06823  EQU   *
 FC 'The power to destroy a planet is insignificant when compared to'
 FC 'the power of the Force. -- Darth Vader'
 DC X'FE'
ML06824  EQU   *
 FC 'The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher,'
 FC 'Were each of them once a kiddie.'
 FC 'A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature.'
 FC 'Do I want one? God Forbiddie!'
 FC '-- Ogden Nash'
 DC X'FE'
ML06825  EQU   *
 FC 'The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them'
 FC 'once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I'
 FC 'want one? God Forbiddie! -- Ogden Nash'
 DC X'FE'
ML06826  EQU   *
 FC 'The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an'
 FC 'intimate knowledge of its ugly side. -- James Baldwin'
 DC X'FE'
ML06827  EQU   *
 FC 'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the'
 FC 'stupidity of your action.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06828  EQU   *
 FC 'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the'
 FC 'stupidity of your action.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06829  EQU   *
 FC 'The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil'
 FC 'with. Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried'
 FC 'to form oil using other animals; they''ve piled thousands of tons'
 FC 'of sand and Middle Eastern countries on top of cows, raccoons,'
 FC 'haddock, laboratory rats, etc., but so far all they have managed'
 FC 'to do is run up an enormous bulldozer-rental bill and anger a lot'
 FC 'of Middle Eastern persons. None of the animals turned into oil,'
 FC 'although most of the laboratory rats developed cancer.'
 FC '-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"'
 DC X'FE'
ML06830  EQU   *
 FC 'The problem with any unwritten law is that you don''t know where'
 FC 'to go to erase it.'
 FC '-- Glaser and Way'
 DC X'FE'
ML06831  EQU   *
 FC 'The programmer, like the poet, works only slightly removed from'
 FC 'pure thought-stuff. He builds his castles in the air, from air,'
 FC 'creating by exertion of the imagination. Few media of creation'
 FC 'are so flexible, so easy to polish and rework, so readily capable'
 FC 'of realizing grand conceptual structures. -- Frederick Brooks,'
 FC 'Jr., The Mythical Man Month'
 DC X'FE'
ML06832  EQU   *
 FC 'The proof of the pudding is in the eating.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06833  EQU   *
 FC 'The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in the'
 FC 'gentlemen''s outfitting departments of Amazonian stores and is'
 FC 'often bought by mistake since its colors are those of the London'
 FC 'Reform Club. Once tied around its victim''s neck, it strangles'
 FC 'him gently and then claims the insurance before running off to'
 FC 'Germany where it lives in hiding.'
 FC '-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist''s Almanac'
 DC X'FE'
ML06834  EQU   *
 FC 'The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong'
 FC '-but thats the way to bet. -- Damon Runyon'
 DC X'FE'
ML06835  EQU   *
 FC 'The rain it raineth on the just And also on the unjust fella,'
 FC 'But chiefly on the just, because The unjust steals the just''s'
 FC 'umbrella. The world''s as ugly as sin, And almost as delightful'
 FC '-- Frederick Locker-Lampson "Reflections on Ice-Breaking"'
 DC X'FE'
ML06836  EQU   *
 FC 'The Ranger isn''t gonna like it, Yogi.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06837  EQU   *
 FC 'The rat race is over; the rats won.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06838  EQU   *
 FC 'The real test in golf and in life is not keeping out of the'
 FC 'rough, but in getting out after you are in.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06839  EQU   *
 FC 'The reason computer chips are so small is computers don''t eat'
 FC 'much.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06840  EQU   *
 FC 'The reason that worry kills more people than work is that more'
 FC 'people worry than work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06841  EQU   *
 FC 'The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable'
 FC 'one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore'
 FC 'all progress depends on the unreasonable man.'
 FC '-- George Bernard Shaw'
 DC X'FE'
ML06842  EQU   *
 FC 'The revolution will not be televised.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06843  EQU   *
 FC 'The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.'
 FC '-- Emerson'
 DC X'FE'
ML06844  EQU   *
 FC 'The rhythm is gonna get you... -- Gloria Estefan && the Miami'
 FC 'Sound Machine'
 DC X'FE'
ML06845  EQU   *
 FC 'The rich get rich, and the poor get poorer. The haves get more,'
 FC 'the have-nots die.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06846  EQU   *
 FC 'The richest people are not the ones who still have the first'
 FC 'dollar they ever made but are the people who still have their'
 FC 'first friend.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06847  EQU   *
 FC 'The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body.'
 FC 'This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06848  EQU   *
 FC 'The ripest fruit falls first.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06849  EQU   *
 FC 'The road to hades is easy to travel.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06850  EQU   *
 FC 'The road to hell is paved with nand gates.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06851  EQU   *
 FC 'The Roman Rule: The one who says it cannot be done should never'
 FC 'interrupt the one who is doing it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06852  EQU   *
 FC 'The Romans would never have had time to conquer the world if they'
 FC 'had been obliged to first learn Latin.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06853  EQU   *
 FC 'The rule on staying alive as a program manager is to give ''em a'
 FC 'number orgive ''em a date, but never give ''em both at once.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06854  EQU   *
 FC 'The Schwine-Kitzenger Institute study of 47 men over the age of'
 FC '100 showed that all had these things in common:'
 FC '1. They all had moderate appetites.'
 FC '2. They all came from middle class homes'
 FC '3. All but two of them were dead.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06855  EQU   *
 FC 'The secret to winning the support of large groups of people is'
 FC 'positive thinking. -- N. Bonaparte (from R. Asprin''s Myth'
 FC 'series)'
 DC X'FE'
ML06856  EQU   *
 FC 'The shifts of fortune test the reliability of friends.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06857  EQU   *
 FC 'The shortest distance between two points is usually under'
 FC 'construction.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06858  EQU   *
 FC 'The simplest pleasures in life are free'
 DC X'FE'
ML06859  EQU   *
 FC 'The six steps in a project: 1) unbounded enthusiasm 2) total'
 FC 'disillusionment 3) panic!! 4) Frantic search for the guilty'
 FC '5) punishment of the innocent 6) promotion of the uninvolved.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06860  EQU   *
 FC 'The smallest worm will turn being trodden on.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06861  EQU   *
 FC 'The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble'
 FC 'acturiety and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an'
 FC 'exaulted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good'
 FC 'philosophy...neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06862  EQU   *
 FC 'The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06863  EQU   *
 FC 'The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we''ll find'
 FC 'their money. -- Ed Bluestone'
 DC X'FE'
ML06864  EQU   *
 FC 'The sooner you fall behind, the more time you''ll have to catch'
 FC 'up!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06865  EQU   *
 FC 'The Split-Atom Blues:'
 FC 'Gimme Twinkies, gimme wine,'
 FC 'Gimme jeans by Calvin Kline...'
 FC 'But if you split those atoms fine,'
 FC 'Mama keep ''em off those genes of mine!'
 FC 'Gimme zits, take my dough,'
 FC 'Gimme arsenic in my jelly roll...'
 FC 'Call the devil and sell my soul,'
 FC 'But Mama keep dem atoms whole! -- Milo Bloom'
 DC X'FE'
ML06866  EQU   *
 FC 'The star of riches is shining upon you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06867  EQU   *
 FC 'The STAR WARS Song'
 FC 'Sung to the tune of "Lola", by the Kinks:'
 FC 'I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah'
 FC 'Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda'
 FC 'S-O-D-A soda'
 FC 'I saw the little runt sitting there on a log'
 FC 'I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda'
 FC 'Y-O-D-A Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda'
 FC 'Well I''ve been around but I ain''t never seen'
 FC 'A guy who looks like a Muppet but he''s wrinkled and green'
 FC 'Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda'
 FC 'Well I''m not dumb but I can''t understand'
 FC 'How he can raise me in the air just by raising his hand'
 FC 'Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda'
 DC X'FE'
ML06868  EQU   *
 FC 'The statement below is true.'
 FC 'The statement above is false. - Paradox'
 DC X'FE'
ML06869  EQU   *
 FC 'The steady state of disks is full.'
 FC '--Ken Thompson'
 DC X'FE'
ML06870  EQU   *
 FC 'THE STORY OF CREATION or THE MYTH OF URK - In the beginning there'
 FC 'was data. The data was without form and null, and darkness was'
 FC 'upon the face of the console; and the Spirit of IBM was moving'
 FC 'over the face of the market. And DEC said, "Let there be'
 FC 'registers"; and there were registers. And DEC saw that they'
 FC 'carried; and DEC separated the data from the instructions. DEC'
 FC 'called the data Stack, and the instructions they called Code. And'
 FC 'there was evening and there was morning, one interrupt...'
 FC '-- Rico Tudor'
 DC X'FE'
ML06871  EQU   *
 FC 'The student in question is performing minimally for his peer'
 FC 'group and is an emerging underachiever.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06872  EQU   *
 FC 'The sublime is close to the ridiculous. -- Napolean'
 DC X'FE'
ML06873  EQU   *
 FC 'The sun was shining on the sea, Shining with all his might: He'
 FC 'did his very best to make The billows smooth and bright -- And'
 FC 'this was very odd, because it was The middle of the night.'
 FC '-- Lewis Carroll'
 DC X'FE'
ML06874  EQU   *
 FC 'The superfluous is very necessary. -- Voltaire'
 DC X'FE'
ML06875  EQU   *
 FC 'The supreme happiness of life is the conviction of being loved'
 FC 'for yourself, or more correctly, being loved in spite of'
 FC 'yourself.   -- Victor Hugo'
 DC X'FE'
ML06876  EQU   *
 FC 'The Swartzberg Test: The validity of a science is its ability to'
 FC 'predict.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06877  EQU   *
 FC 'The system is not quite as rickety as I have been telling you.'
 FC '-- Ralph Gorin.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06878  EQU   *
 FC 'The tar pit of software engineering will continue to be sticky'
 FC 'for a long time to come. One can expect the human race to'
 FC 'continue attempting systems just within or just beyond our reach;'
 FC 'and software systems are perhaps the most intricate and complex'
 FC 'of man''s handiworks. The management of this complex craft will'
 FC 'demand our best use of new languages and systems, our best'
 FC 'adaptation of proven engineering management methods, liberal'
 FC 'doses of common sense, and ... humility to recognize our'
 FC 'fallibility and limitations. -- Frederick Brooks, Jr., The'
 FC 'Mythical Man Month'
 DC X'FE'
ML06879  EQU   *
 FC 'The thing most people want to know are usually none of their'
 FC 'business.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06880  EQU   *
 FC 'The things I did not know at first I learned by doing twice.'
 FC '-- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML06881  EQU   *
 FC 'The things in life you can''t forget are the ones you hadn''t'
 FC 'planned for.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06882  EQU   *
 FC 'The Third Law of Photography: If you did manage to get any good'
 FC 'shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the'
 FC 'darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06883  EQU   *
 FC 'The Three laws of thermodynamics:'
 FC 'First Law: You can''t get anything without working for it.'
 FC 'Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break'
 FC 'even.'
 FC 'Third Law: You can only break even at absolute zero.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06884  EQU   *
 FC 'The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06885  EQU   *
 FC 'The time is right to make new friends.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06886  EQU   *
 FC 'The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit'
 FC 'tastes bad.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06887  EQU   *
 FC 'The trick is to be nice to people until you''re rich - then people+
               '
 FC 'will be nice to you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06888  EQU   *
 FC 'The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06889  EQU   *
 FC 'The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have'
 FC 'nothing more important to do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06890  EQU   *
 FC 'The trouble with burning the candle at both ends is that you'
 FC 'always get caught in the middle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06891  EQU   *
 FC 'The trouble with doing something right the first time is that'
 FC 'nobody appreciates how difficult it was. -- Walt West'
 DC X'FE'
ML06892  EQU   *
 FC 'The trouble with people who talk too fast is that they often say'
 FC 'something they haven''t thought of yet.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06893  EQU   *
 FC 'The truth about a woman often lasts longer than the woman is'
 FC 'true.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06894  EQU   *
 FC 'The truth is one thing that nobody will believe.'
 FC '-- George Bernard Shaw'
 DC X'FE'
ML06895  EQU   *
 FC 'The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its'
 FC 'credibility. And vice versa.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06896  EQU   *
 FC 'The turtle lives ''twixt plated decks'
 FC 'Which practically conceal its sex.'
 FC 'I think it clever of the turtle'
 FC 'In such a fix to be so fertile.'
 FC '-- Ogden Nash'
 DC X'FE'
ML06897  EQU   *
 FC 'The two great tragedies in life: not getting what one wants and'
 FC 'getting it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06898  EQU   *
 FC 'The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more'
 FC 'annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.'
 FC '-- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML06899  EQU   *
 FC 'The unexamined life is not worth living. -- Socrates'
 DC X'FE'
ML06900  EQU   *
 FC 'The United States Army; 194 years of proud service, unhampered by'
 FC 'progress.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06901  EQU   *
 FC 'The universe is all a spinoff of the big bang.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06902  EQU   *
 FC 'The universe is laughing behind your back.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06903  EQU   *
 FC 'The universe is sacred. You cannot improve it. If you try to'
 FC 'change it you will ruin it. If you try to hold it, you will lose'
 FC 'it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06904  EQU   *
 FC 'The unnatural, that too is natural. -- Goethe'
 DC X'FE'
ML06905  EQU   *
 FC 'The upkeep of woman is the downfall of man.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06906  EQU   *
 FC 'The urge to destroy is also a creative urge. - Bakunin'
 DC X'FE'
ML06907  EQU   *
 FC 'The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges'
 FC 'and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious'
 FC 'beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can'
 FC 'hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of'
 FC 'gobbledegook than the rest of the world put together.'
 FC '-- Sir Peter Medawar'
 DC X'FE'
ML06908  EQU   *
 FC 'The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its'
 FC 'output.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06909  EQU   *
 FC 'The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but'
 FC 'that children produce adults. -- Peter De Vries'
 DC X'FE'
ML06910  EQU   *
 FC 'The vast majority of successful major crimes against property are'
 FC 'perpetrated by individuals abusing positions of trust.'
 FC '-- Lawrence Dalzell'
 DC X'FE'
ML06911  EQU   *
 FC 'The very remembrance of my former misfortune proves a new one to'
 FC 'me.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06912  EQU   *
 FC 'The victories of yesterday are less important than the plans for'
 FC 'tomorrow.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06913  EQU   *
 FC 'The voters have spoken, the bastards ...'
 DC X'FE'
ML06914  EQU   *
 FC 'The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated'
 FC 'ambiguity that would be clearly understood. -- Alexander Haig'
 DC X'FE'
ML06915  EQU   *
 FC 'The way of the world is to praise dead saints and prosecute live'
 FC 'ones. -- Nathaniel Howe'
 DC X'FE'
ML06916  EQU   *
 FC 'The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06917  EQU   *
 FC 'The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to'
 FC 'start with a large fortune.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06918  EQU   *
 FC 'The weather on the west coast is especially nice this time of'
 FC 'century.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06919  EQU   *
 FC 'The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06920  EQU   *
 FC 'The whole earth is in jail and we''re plotting this incredible'
 FC 'jailbreak. -- Wavy Gravy'
 DC X'FE'
ML06921  EQU   *
 FC 'The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are'
 FC 'always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of'
 FC 'doubts. -- Bertrand Russell'
 DC X'FE'
ML06922  EQU   *
 FC 'The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06923  EQU   *
 FC 'The whole world is about three drinks behind. -- Humphrey Bogart'
 DC X'FE'
ML06924  EQU   *
 FC 'The wisdom of Bob will get me through this course ... School ...'
 FC 'Job ... Life.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06925  EQU   *
 FC 'The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06926  EQU   *
 FC 'The world does not require so much to be informed as to be'
 FC 'reminded.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06927  EQU   *
 FC 'The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06928  EQU   *
 FC 'The world is an 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06929  EQU   *
 FC 'The world is an 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of shit.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06930  EQU   *
 FC 'The world is coming to an end! Repent and return those library'
 FC 'books!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06931  EQU   *
 FC 'The world is coming to an end! Repent and return those library'
 FC 'books!'
 DC X'FE'
ML06932  EQU   *
 FC 'The world is no nursery. -- Sigmund Freud'
 DC X'FE'
ML06933  EQU   *
 FC 'The world isn''t worse. It''s just that the news coverage is so'
 FC 'much better.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06934  EQU   *
 FC 'The world looks as if it has been left in the custody of trolls.'
 FC '-- Father Robert F. Capon'
 DC X'FE'
ML06935  EQU   *
 FC 'The world wants to be deceived.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06936  EQU   *
 FC 'The worst form of failure is the failure to try.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06937  EQU   *
 FC 'The worst solitude is to be destitute of sincere friendship.'
 FC '-- Francis Bacon'
 DC X'FE'
ML06938  EQU   *
 FC 'The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the'
 FC 'ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at'
 FC 'eighteen all the answers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06939  EQU   *
 FC 'The young wish to give their elders the full benefits of their'
 FC 'inexperience.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06940  EQU   *
 FC 'Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06941  EQU   *
 FC 'Then rested he by the tumtum tree, and stood awhile in thought.'
 FC 'And as in uffish thought he stood. . .'
 DC X'FE'
ML06942  EQU   *
 FC 'There ain''t no such thing as a free lunch. (Tanstaafl - R.'
 FC 'Heinlein)'
 DC X'FE'
ML06943  EQU   *
 FC 'There are a lot of lies going around.... and half of them are'
 FC 'true. -- Winston Churchill'
 DC X'FE'
ML06944  EQU   *
 FC 'There are few people more often in the wrong than those who'
 FC 'cannot endure to be thought so.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06945  EQU   *
 FC 'There are fortunes that mention the word ''umbrella'' for no'
 FC 'apparent reason.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06946  EQU   *
 FC 'There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable,'
 FC 'justifiable, and praiseworthy... -- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML06947  EQU   *
 FC 'There are many people today who literally do not have a close'
 FC 'personal friend.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06948  EQU   *
 FC 'There are moments when art attains almost to the dignity of'
 FC 'manual labor.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06949  EQU   *
 FC 'There are more horses'' asses in this world than there are horses.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML06950  EQU   *
 FC 'There are more old drunkards than old doctors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06951  EQU   *
 FC 'There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are'
 FC 'dreamt of in your philosophy. -- Shakespeare'
 DC X'FE'
ML06952  EQU   *
 FC 'There are more ways into the woods than out.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06953  EQU   *
 FC 'There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06954  EQU   *
 FC 'There are no bugs, only unrecognized features.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06955  EQU   *
 FC 'There are no games on this system.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06956  EQU   *
 FC 'There are no saints, only unrecognized villains.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06957  EQU   *
 FC 'There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a'
 FC 'vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.'
 FC '-- Gloria Steinem'
 DC X'FE'
ML06958  EQU   *
 FC 'There are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of'
 FC 'both plants and animals. When exposed to light they undergo'
 FC 'photosynthesis; and when the lights go out, they turn into'
 FC 'animals. But then again, don''t we all?'
 DC X'FE'
ML06959  EQU   *
 FC 'There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about'
 FC 'them. -- Heisenberg'
 DC X'FE'
ML06960  EQU   *
 FC 'There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.'
 FC '-- Disraeli'
 DC X'FE'
ML06961  EQU   *
 FC 'There are three kinds of people in this world.... Those who make'
 FC 'things happen, those who watch things happen and those that'
 FC 'wonder what happened.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06962  EQU   *
 FC 'There are three things I have always loved and never understood'
 FC 'art, music, and women.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06963  EQU   *
 FC 'There are three ways to get something done:'
 FC 'Do it yourself.'
 FC 'Hire someone.'
 FC 'Forbid your kids to do it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06964  EQU   *
 FC 'There are two instruments worse than a clarinet. Two clarinets.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06965  EQU   *
 FC 'There are two kinds of egotists:'
 FC '1) Those who admit it.'
 FC '2) The rest of us.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06966  EQU   *
 FC 'There are two kinds of people in this world, those who divide'
 FC 'people into two groups and those who don''t.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06967  EQU   *
 FC 'There are two sides to every question and if you want to be'
 FC 'popular, you''ll take both.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06968  EQU   *
 FC 'There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is'
 FC 'to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and'
 FC 'the other is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious'
 FC 'deficiencies. -- Charles Anthony Richard Hoare'
 DC X'FE'
ML06969  EQU   *
 FC 'There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third'
 FC 'one works.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06970  EQU   *
 FC 'There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.'
 FC '-- Henry Kissinger'
 DC X'FE'
ML06971  EQU   *
 FC 'There cannot be two stallions in the same small stall of camels.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06972  EQU   *
 FC 'There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you'
 FC 'know nothing about.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06973  EQU   *
 FC 'There is a bear following you around.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06974  EQU   *
 FC 'There is a correlation between the creative and the screwball. So'
 FC 'we must suffer the screwball gladly. - Kingman Brewster'
 DC X'FE'
ML06975  EQU   *
 FC 'There is a great discovery still to be made in literature: that'
 FC 'of paying literary men by the quantity they do not write.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06976  EQU   *
 FC 'There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers'
 FC 'exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will'
 FC 'instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more'
 FC 'bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states'
 FC 'that this has already happened. -- The Hitchhiker''s Guide to'
 FC 'the Galaxy'
 DC X'FE'
ML06977  EQU   *
 FC 'There is a time in the tides of men, Which, taken at its flood,'
 FC 'leads on to success. On the other hand, don''t count on it.'
 FC '-- T. K. Lawson'
 DC X'FE'
ML06978  EQU   *
 FC 'There is always an easier way to do it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06979  EQU   *
 FC 'There is always one more bug.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06980  EQU   *
 FC 'There is always some levity even in excellent minds; they have'
 FC 'wings to rise, and also to stay. -- Joseph Joubert'
 DC X'FE'
ML06981  EQU   *
 FC 'There is always someone worse off than yourself.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06982  EQU   *
 FC 'There is always something new out of Africa.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06983  EQU   *
 FC 'There is an easy answer to your problem that is neat, plausible,'
 FC 'and wrong.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06984  EQU   *
 FC 'There is an exception to all laws.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06985  EQU   *
 FC 'There is an infinite number of describable functions, which are'
 FC 'not effectively computable. -- N. Jones (Computability theory'
 FC 'note: this contradicts the oft stated maxim "if a function can be'
 FC 'defined, it can be programmed.")'
 DC X'FE'
ML06986  EQU   *
 FC 'There is danger in delaying, good fortune in acting.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06987  EQU   *
 FC 'There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in'
 FC 'a vacuum. -- Arthur C. Clarke'
 DC X'FE'
ML06988  EQU   *
 FC 'There is, in fact, no reason to believe that any given natural'
 FC 'phenomenon,however marvelous it may seem today, will remain'
 FC 'forever inexplicable. Soon or late the laws governing the'
 FC 'production of life itself will be discovered in the laboratory,'
 FC 'and man may set up business as a creator on his own account. The'
 FC 'thing, indeed, is not only conceivable; it is even highly'
 FC 'probable. -- H. L. Mencken, 1930'
 DC X'FE'
ML06989  EQU   *
 FC 'There is life after death: in Cleveland, people are still allowed'
 FC 'to vote.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06990  EQU   *
 FC 'There is much Obi-wan did not tell you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06991  EQU   *
 FC 'There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it'
 FC 'over.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06992  EQU   *
 FC 'There is news.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06993  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no choice before us. Either we must Succeed in providing'
 FC 'the rational coordination of impulses and guts, or for centuries'
 FC 'civilization will sink into a mere welter of minor excitements.'
 FC 'We must provide a Great Age or see the collapse of the upward'
 FC 'striving of the human race. -- Alfred North Whitehead'
 DC X'FE'
ML06994  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no devil; it''s god when he''s drunk.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06995  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.'
 FC '-- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML06996  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06997  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no fool to the old fool.'
 DC X'FE'
ML06998  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no greater sorrow than to recall a time of happiniss in'
 FC 'misery. -- Dante'
 DC X'FE'
ML06999  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no grief which time does not lessen and soften.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07000  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no indigestion worse than that which comes from having'
 FC 'to eat your own words.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07001  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no place like this place, anywhere near this place, so'
 FC 'this must be the place.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07002  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no problem a good miracle can''t solve. -- Shick''s law'
 DC X'FE'
ML07003  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion'
 FC 'the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape'
 FC 'will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards -- only'
 FC 'physics and war hold him in check. And also the wife who wants'
 FC 'him home by five, of course.'
 FC '-- Encyclopadia Apocryphia, 1990 ed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07004  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no remedy for sex but more sex.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07005  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no royal road to geometry.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07006  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to'
 FC 'it -- G. B. Shaw'
 DC X'FE'
ML07007  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no security on this earth. There is only opportunity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07008  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no statute of limitations on stupidity. -- Randomly'
 FC 'produced by a computer program called Markov3.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07009  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast'
 FC 'reflexes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07010  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no such thing as a little garlic.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07011  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes'
 FC 'with it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07012  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought'
 FC 'to be doing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07013  EQU   *
 FC 'There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought'
 FC 'to be doing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07014  EQU   *
 FC 'There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy.'
 FC '-- Swift'
 DC X'FE'
ML07015  EQU   *
 FC 'There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07016  EQU   *
 FC 'There is nothing more respectable than an ancient evil.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07017  EQU   *
 FC 'There is nothing more silly than a silly laugh.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07018  EQU   *
 FC 'There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old'
 FC 'things we don''t know yet. -- Ambrose Bierce'
 DC X'FE'
ML07019  EQU   *
 FC 'There is nothing so deadly as not to hold up to people the'
 FC 'opportunity to do great and wonderful things, if we wish to'
 FC 'stimulate them in an active way. -- Dr. Harold Urey, Nobel'
 FC 'Laureate in chemistry'
 DC X'FE'
ML07020  EQU   *
 FC 'There is nothing so easy that it does not become difficult when'
 FC 'done with reluctance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07021  EQU   *
 FC 'There is nothing worse than being peerless in a peer-review'
 FC 'system.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07022  EQU   *
 FC 'There is one element that is worth its weight in gold and that is'
 FC 'loyalty. It will cover a multitude of weaknesses.'
 FC '-- Philip Armour'
 DC X'FE'
ML07023  EQU   *
 FC 'There is only one kind of love, but ther are one thousand'
 FC 'imitations. -- La Rochefoucauld'
 DC X'FE'
ML07024  EQU   *
 FC 'There is only one thing better than making a new friend, and that'
 FC 'is keeping and old one. -- Elmer G. Leterman'
 DC X'FE'
ML07025  EQU   *
 FC 'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked'
 FC 'about, and that is not being talked about. -- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML07026  EQU   *
 FC 'There is only one way to kill capitalism--by taxes, taxes, and'
 FC 'more taxes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07027  EQU   *
 FC 'There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the'
 FC 'best of us, that it hardly becomes any of us to talk about the'
 FC 'rest of us.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07028  EQU   *
 FC 'There is something fascinating about science. One gets such'
 FC 'wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment'
 FC 'of fact.  -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML07029  EQU   *
 FC 'There is such a fine line between genius and stupidity.'
 FC '-- David St. Hubbins, "Spinal Tap"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07030  EQU   *
 FC 'There is very little future in being right when your boss is'
 FC 'wrong.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07031  EQU   *
 FC 'There isn''t room enough in this dress for both of us.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07032  EQU   *
 FC 'There may come a time when the lion and the lamb will lie down'
 FC 'together, but I am still betting on the lion. - Henry Shaw'
 DC X'FE'
ML07033  EQU   *
 FC 'There once was an old man from Esser,'
 FC 'Who''s knowledge grew lesser and lesser.'
 FC 'It at last grew so small,'
 FC 'He knew nothing at all,'
 FC 'And now he''s a College Professor.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07034  EQU   *
 FC 'There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost'
 FC 'deserved it. -- C. S. Lewis, The Chronicles of Narnia'
 DC X'FE'
ML07035  EQU   *
 FC 'There was a vague, unpleasant manginess about his appearence; he'
 FC 'somehow seemed dirty, though a close glance showed him as'
 FC 'carefully shaven as an actor, and clad in immaculate linen.'
 FC '-- H.L. Mencken, on the death of William Jennings Bryan'
 DC X'FE'
ML07036  EQU   *
 FC 'There was a young poet named Dan,'
 FC 'Whose poetry never would scan.'
 FC 'When told this was so,'
 FC 'He said, "Yes, I know.'
 FC 'It''s because I try to put every possible syllable into that last'
 FC 'line that I can.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07037  EQU   *
 FC 'There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the'
 FC 'operations of pure chance... -- Thomas Pynchon, Gravity''s'
 FC 'Rainbow'
 DC X'FE'
ML07038  EQU   *
 FC 'There will always be survivors. -- Robert Heinlen'
 DC X'FE'
ML07039  EQU   *
 FC 'There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07040  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s a blind man looking for a shadow of doubt. - Police'
 DC X'FE'
ML07041  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s a bug somewhere in your code.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07042  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad its'
 FC 'not a fence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07043  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it'
 FC 'to.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07044  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s at least one fool in every married couple.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07045  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s just no stopping it. It''s like a bad dream that never'
 FC 'ends.    -Pat Benatar'
 DC X'FE'
ML07046  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s more than one way to skin a cat: Way number 15 -- Krazy'
 FC 'Glue and a toothbrush.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07047  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s more than one way to skin a cat: Way number 27 -- Use an'
 FC 'electric sander.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07048  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s no future in time travel.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07049  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s no point in being grown up if you can''t be childish'
 FC 'sometimes. -- Dr. Who'
 DC X'FE'
ML07050  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s nobody perfect not even the perfect fool - Huey Lewis'
 DC X'FE'
ML07051  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s one born every minute. - P. T. Barnum'
 DC X'FE'
ML07052  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I'
 FC 'learn what it is I''ll get married again. -- Clint Eastwood'
 DC X'FE'
ML07053  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s small choice in rotten apples.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07054  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin'
 FC 'is becoming an endangered synthetic.'
 FC '-- Lily Tomlin'
 DC X'FE'
ML07055  EQU   *
 FC 'There''s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07056  EQU   *
 FC 'These days the necessities of life cost you about three times'
 FC 'what they used to, and half the time they aren''t even fit to'
 FC 'drink.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07057  EQU   *
 FC 'They also surf who only stand on waves.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07058  EQU   *
 FC 'They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the'
 FC 'scraps.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07059  EQU   *
 FC 'They never knew what real happiness was until they got married -'
 FC 'then it was too late.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07060  EQU   *
 FC 'They say a book is like a garden tied in the pocket.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07061  EQU   *
 FC 'They say this highway going my way, but I don''t know where it''s'
 FC 'taking me. - Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML07062  EQU   *
 FC 'They spell it "da Vinci" and pronounce it "da Vinchy".'
 FC 'Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce.'
 FC '-- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML07063  EQU   *
 FC 'They talk most who have least to say.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07064  EQU   *
 FC 'They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07065  EQU   *
 FC 'They''re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07066  EQU   *
 FC 'Things are always at their best in the beginning. -- Pascal'
 DC X'FE'
ML07067  EQU   *
 FC 'Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.'
 FC '-- Dwight D. Eisenhower'
 DC X'FE'
ML07068  EQU   *
 FC 'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07069  EQU   *
 FC 'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07070  EQU   *
 FC 'Things are not always what they seem.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07071  EQU   *
 FC 'Things are not as simple as they seems at first. -- Edward Thorp'
 DC X'FE'
ML07072  EQU   *
 FC 'Things past redress and now with me past care.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07073  EQU   *
 FC 'Things will be bright in P.M. A cop will shine a light in your'
 FC 'face.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07074  EQU   *
 FC 'Things will be brighter tonight. A cop will shine a light in'
 FC 'your face.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07075  EQU   *
 FC 'Things won''t get any better, so get used to it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07076  EQU   *
 FC 'Things work better when plugged in.'
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ML07077  EQU   *
 FC 'Think big. Pollute the Mississippi.'
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ML07078  EQU   *
 FC 'Think honk if you''re a telepath.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07079  EQU   *
 FC 'Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.'
 FC '-- Henri Bergson'
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ML07080  EQU   *
 FC 'Think of death as a pie in the face from god.'
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ML07081  EQU   *
 FC 'Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07082  EQU   *
 FC 'Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!'
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ML07083  EQU   *
 FC 'Think of the going out before you enter.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07084  EQU   *
 FC 'Think of your family tonight. Try to crawl home after the'
 FC 'computer crashes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07085  EQU   *
 FC 'Think twice before speaking. But don''t say "think think click'
 FC 'click".'
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ML07086  EQU   *
 FC 'Third law of advice: simple advice is the best advice.'
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ML07087  EQU   *
 FC 'Third programming postulate: job control cards that positively'
 FC 'cannot be arranged in improper order will be.'
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ML07088  EQU   *
 FC 'This afternoon is favorable for romance. Try a single person for'
 FC 'a change.'
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ML07089  EQU   *
 FC 'This file will self-destruct in five minutes.'
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ML07090  EQU   *
 FC 'This fortune every third, but it still comprehensible.'
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ML07091  EQU   *
 FC 'This fortune intentionally left blank.'
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ML07092  EQU   *
 FC 'This fortune intentionally not included.'
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ML07093  EQU   *
 FC 'This fortune is false.'
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ML07094  EQU   *
 FC 'This fortune is inoperative. Please try another.'
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ML07095  EQU   *
 FC 'This fortune is owned and operated by Smargesoft co., Ltd.'
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ML07096  EQU   *
 FC 'This fortune program is supported, in part, by user contributions'
 FC 'and by a major grant from the National Endowment for the'
 FC 'Inanities.'
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ML07097  EQU   *
 FC 'This fortune will not come true.'
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ML07098  EQU   *
 FC 'This is a *dangerous* place.'
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ML07099  EQU   *
 FC 'This is a country where people are free to practice their'
 FC 'religion, regardless of race, creed, color, obesity, or number of'
 FC 'dangling keys ...'
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ML07100  EQU   *
 FC 'This is a good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.'
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ML07101  EQU   *
 FC 'This is a land of confusion. -- Genesis'
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ML07102  EQU   *
 FC 'This is an important announcement. This is flight 121 to Los'
 FC 'Angeles. If your travel plans today do not include Los Angeles,'
 FC 'now would be a perfect time to disembark. -- Douglas Adams'
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ML07103  EQU   *
 FC 'This is for all ill-treated fellows unborn and unbegot, for them'
 FC 'to read when they''re in trouble And I am not. -- A. E. Housman'
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ML07104  EQU   *
 FC 'This is National Non-Dairy Creamer Week.'
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ML07105  EQU   *
 FC 'This is no game for old men! Send in the boys!'
 FC '-- W. Hayes (from R. Asprin''s Myth series)'
 DC X'FE'
ML07106  EQU   *
 FC 'This is not a fortune.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07107  EQU   *
 FC 'This is not a working fortune cookie. Please try again later'
 FC 'when I am feeling better.'
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ML07108  EQU   *
 FC 'This is, of course, totally uninformed specualation that I engage'
 FC 'in to help support my bias against such meddling... but there you'
 FC 'have it. -- Peter da Silva, speculating about why a computer'
 FC 'program that had been changed to do something he didn''t approve'
 FC 'of, didn''t work'
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ML07109  EQU   *
 FC 'This is the day for firm decisions! Or is it?'
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ML07110  EQU   *
 FC 'This is the end of the innocence. -- Don Henly'
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ML07111  EQU   *
 FC 'This is the story of the bee'
 FC 'Whose sex is very hard to see'
 FC 'You cannot tell the he from the she'
 FC 'But she can tell, and so can he'
 FC 'The little bee is never still'
 FC 'She has no time to take the pill'
 FC 'And that is why, in times like these'
 FC 'There are so many sons of bees.'
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ML07112  EQU   *
 FC 'This isn''t brain surgery; it''s just television.'
 FC '-- David Letterman'
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ML07113  EQU   *
 FC 'This knowledge I pursure is the finest pleasure I have ever'
 FC 'known. I could no sooner give it up that I could the very air'
 FC 'that I breath. -- Paolo Uccello, Renaissance artist, discoverer'
 FC 'of the laws of perspective'
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ML07114  EQU   *
 FC 'This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual'
 FC 'life, you would have received further instructions as to what to'
 FC 'do and where to go.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07115  EQU   *
 FC 'This little member gives life to every part about us; and I'
 FC 'believe the story of Argus implies no more, than the eye is in'
 FC 'every part; that is to say, every other part would be mutilated,'
 FC 'were not its force represented more by the eye than even by'
 FC 'itself.  -- Addison'
 DC X'FE'
ML07116  EQU   *
 FC 'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88'
 DC X'FE'
ML07117  EQU   *
 FC 'This night methinks is but the daylight sick.'
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ML07118  EQU   *
 FC 'This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.'
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ML07119  EQU   *
 FC 'This planet has -- or rather had -- a problem, which was this:'
 FC 'most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of'
 FC 'the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but'
 FC 'most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small'
 FC 'green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it'
 FC 'wasn''t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.'
 FC '-- Douglas Adams'
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ML07120  EQU   *
 FC 'This sentance has threee errors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07121  EQU   *
 FC 'This sentence contains ten words, eighteen syllables, and'
 FC 'sixty-four letters.'
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ML07122  EQU   *
 FC 'This sentence no verb.'
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ML07123  EQU   *
 FC 'This space intentionally left blank.'
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ML07124  EQU   *
 FC 'This space unintentionally left blank.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07125  EQU   *
 FC 'This system goes down more often than a two-dollar whore.'
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ML07126  EQU   *
 FC 'This system will self-destruct in five minutes.'
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ML07127  EQU   *
 FC 'This unit ... Must ... Survive.'
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ML07128  EQU   *
 FC 'This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to'
 FC 'forget it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07129  EQU   *
 FC 'Thoreau''s Law: If you see a man approaching you with the obvious'
 FC 'intent of doing you good, you should run for your life.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07130  EQU   *
 FC 'Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of'
 FC 'us who do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07131  EQU   *
 FC 'Those who are unable to learn from past meetings are condemned to'
 FC 'repeat them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07132  EQU   *
 FC 'Those who can, do. Those who can''t, teach. Those who can''t teach+
               ,'
 FC 'administrate.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07133  EQU   *
 FC 'Those who can, do; those who can''t, simulate.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07134  EQU   *
 FC 'Those who can, do; those who can''t, teach; those who can''t teach+
               ,'
 FC 'teach gym.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07135  EQU   *
 FC 'Those who can, do; those who can''t, write.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07136  EQU   *
 FC 'Those who can''t write, write manuals.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07137  EQU   *
 FC 'Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07138  EQU   *
 FC 'Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07139  EQU   *
 FC 'Those who don''t remember the past are condemned to repeat it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07140  EQU   *
 FC 'Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07141  EQU   *
 FC 'Those who sup with the devil must have a very long spoon.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07142  EQU   *
 FC 'Thou hast seen nothing yet.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07143  EQU   *
 FC 'Three great scientific theories of the structure of the universe'
 FC 'are the molecular, the corpuscular and the atomic. A fourth'
 FC 'affirms, with Haeckel, the condensation or precipitation of'
 FC 'matter from ether -- whose existence is proved by the'
 FC 'condensation or precipitation...A fifth theory is held by idiots,'
 FC 'but it is doubtful if they know any more about the matter than'
 FC 'the others.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07144  EQU   *
 FC 'Three O''clock is always too late or too early for anything you'
 FC 'want to do. -- H.H. Munro'
 DC X'FE'
ML07145  EQU   *
 FC 'Three things cause sorrow to flee: water, green trees, and a'
 FC 'beautiful face.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07146  EQU   *
 FC 'Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills.'
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ML07147  EQU   *
 FC 'Time as he grows old teaches all things.'
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ML07148  EQU   *
 FC 'Time flies like arrow; fruit flies like banana.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07149  EQU   *
 FC 'Time flies when you don''t know what your doing.'
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ML07150  EQU   *
 FC 'Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.'
 FC '-- Graffiti'
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ML07151  EQU   *
 FC 'Time is nature''s way of making sure that everything doesn''t'
 FC 'happen at once.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07152  EQU   *
 FC 'Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07153  EQU   *
 FC 'Time keeps on slipping into the future. -- Steve Miller Band'
 DC X'FE'
ML07154  EQU   *
 FC 'Time wounds all heels.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07155  EQU   *
 FC 'Time: nature''s way of keeping everything from happeningallatonce.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML07156  EQU   *
 FC 'Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in'
 FC 'Los Angeles. -- Frank Lloyd Wright'
 DC X'FE'
ML07157  EQU   *
 FC 'Tis better that a man''s own works, than that another man''s words+
               '
 FC 'should praise him. -- L''Estrange'''
 DC X'FE'
ML07158  EQU   *
 FC 'Tis distance lends enchantment to the view, And robes the'
 FC 'mountain in its azure hue.  -- Campbell'
 DC X'FE'
ML07159  EQU   *
 FC 'Tis late before The brave despair. -- Thomson'
 DC X'FE'
ML07160  EQU   *
 FC 'To all virgins: thanks for nothing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07161  EQU   *
 FC 'To be awake is to be alive. -- Henry David Thoreau, in "Walden"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07162  EQU   *
 FC 'To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say'
 FC 'it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07163  EQU   *
 FC 'To be is to do. -- I. Kant'
 FC 'To do is to be. -- A. Sartre'
 FC 'Yabba-Dabba-Doo! -- F. Flinstone'
 DC X'FE'
ML07164  EQU   *
 FC 'To be is to program.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07165  EQU   *
 FC 'To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07166  EQU   *
 FC 'To be, or what? -- Sylvester Stallone'
 DC X'FE'
ML07167  EQU   *
 FC 'To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you'
 FC 'hit, call it the target.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07168  EQU   *
 FC 'To be wise, the only thing you need to know is when to say "I'
 FC 'don''t know."'
 DC X'FE'
ML07169  EQU   *
 FC 'To climb the ladder of success you must get through the crowd at'
 FC 'the bottom.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07170  EQU   *
 FC 'To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to'
 FC 'criticize the competent.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07171  EQU   *
 FC 'To do nothing is to be nothing.'
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ML07172  EQU   *
 FC 'To do two things at once is to do neither.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07173  EQU   *
 FC 'To downgrade the human mind is bad theology. -- C. K. Chesterton'
 DC X'FE'
ML07174  EQU   *
 FC 'To err is human, to compute divine. Trust your computer but not'
 FC 'its programmer. -- Morris Kingston'
 DC X'FE'
ML07175  EQU   *
 FC 'To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07176  EQU   *
 FC 'To err is human, to forgive is out of the question.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07177  EQU   *
 FC 'To err is human to really foul things up you need a computer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07178  EQU   *
 FC 'To find out a girl''s faults, praise her to her girl friends.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07179  EQU   *
 FC 'To follow foolish precedents, and wink With both our eyes, is'
 FC 'easier than to think. -- William Cowper'
 DC X'FE'
ML07180  EQU   *
 FC 'To give happiness is to deserve happiness.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07181  EQU   *
 FC 'To have died once is enough.'
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ML07182  EQU   *
 FC 'To hell with criticism. Praise is good enough for me.'
 FC '-- T. Bankhead'
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ML07183  EQU   *
 FC 'To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.'
 FC '-- Thomas Edison'
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ML07184  EQU   *
 FC 'To iterate is human, to recurse, divine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07185  EQU   *
 FC 'To keep your friends treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them'
 FC 'often.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07186  EQU   *
 FC 'To know the world one must construct it. -- Cesare Pavese'
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ML07187  EQU   *
 FC 'To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07188  EQU   *
 FC 'To love is good, love being difficult.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07189  EQU   *
 FC 'To program anything that is programmable is obsession.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07190  EQU   *
 FC 'To program is to be.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07191  EQU   *
 FC 'To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07192  EQU   *
 FC 'To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07193  EQU   *
 FC 'To save a single life is better than to build a seven story'
 FC 'pagoda.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07194  EQU   *
 FC 'To see a need and wait to be asked, is to already refuse.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07195  EQU   *
 FC 'To sleep, perchance to R.E.M.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07196  EQU   *
 FC 'To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many'
 FC 'is research.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07197  EQU   *
 FC 'To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you'
 FC 'start.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07198  EQU   *
 FC 'To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your'
 FC 'principles.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07199  EQU   *
 FC 'To suspect a friend is better than to be deceived by him.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07200  EQU   *
 FC 'To take a significant step forward, you must make a series of'
 FC 'finite improvements. -- Donald J. Atwood, General Motors'
 DC X'FE'
ML07201  EQU   *
 FC 'To the dog who has money, men say: "my lord dog."'
 DC X'FE'
ML07202  EQU   *
 FC 'To the donkey, one thistle is better than two ass-loads of'
 FC 'jewels.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07203  EQU   *
 FC 'To the landlord belong the doorknobs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07204  EQU   *
 FC 'To think is human, to compute, divine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07205  EQU   *
 FC 'To those accustomed to the precise, structured methods of'
 FC 'conventional system development, exploratory development'
 FC 'techniques may seem messy, inelegant, and unsatisfying. But it''s'
 FC 'a question of congruence: precision and flexibility may be just'
 FC 'as disfunctional in novel, uncertain situations as sloppiness and'
 FC 'vacillation are in familiar, well-defined ones. Those who admire'
 FC 'the massive, rigid bone structures of dinosaurs should remember'
 FC 'that jellyfish still enjoy their very secure ecological niche.'
 FC '-- Beau Sheil, "Power Tools for Programmers"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07206  EQU   *
 FC 'To use violence is to already be defeated.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07207  EQU   *
 FC 'To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question ... or is'
 FC 'it?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07208  EQU   *
 FC 'To YOU I''m an atheist; to God, I''m the Loyal Opposition.'
 FC '-- Woody Allen'
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ML07209  EQU   *
 FC 'Today is a bad day to give to charity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07210  EQU   *
 FC 'Today is a good day for you to jump in a lake.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07211  EQU   *
 FC 'Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07212  EQU   *
 FC 'Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07213  EQU   *
 FC 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life.'
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ML07214  EQU   *
 FC 'Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07215  EQU   *
 FC 'Today is the last day of your life so far.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07216  EQU   *
 FC 'Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07217  EQU   *
 FC 'Today''s scientific question is: What in the world is electricity?+
               '
 FC 'And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?'
 FC '-- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07218  EQU   *
 FC 'Tolerance means excusing mistakes made by others. Tact means not'
 FC 'noticing them. - Arthur Schnitzler'
 DC X'FE'
ML07219  EQU   *
 FC 'Tolerance these days often gets the credit that belongs to'
 FC 'tranquilizers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07220  EQU   *
 FC 'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07221  EQU   *
 FC 'Tonight''s the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07222  EQU   *
 FC 'Too many people work themselves into a lather with soft soap.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07223  EQU   *
 FC 'Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL. -- Mae West'
 DC X'FE'
ML07224  EQU   *
 FC 'Too much of the world is run on the theory that you don''t need'
 FC 'road manners if you are a five ton truck.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07225  EQU   *
 FC 'Toothache tends to start on Saturday night.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07226  EQU   *
 FC 'Toothglue (well, isn''t glue the same as paste?)'
 DC X'FE'
ML07227  EQU   *
 FC 'Tranquil pleasures last the longest. We are not fitted to bear'
 FC 'long the burdens of great joy. -- Chlistian Bovee'
 DC X'FE'
ML07228  EQU   *
 FC 'Travel important today; Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07229  EQU   *
 FC 'Traveling through hyperspace isn''t like dusting crops, boy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07230  EQU   *
 FC 'Treat each new situation as though it''s a crisis.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07231  EQU   *
 FC 'Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07232  EQU   *
 FC 'Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07233  EQU   *
 FC 'Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be SHOT AGAIN!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07234  EQU   *
 FC 'Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07235  EQU   *
 FC 'Troubled day for beautiful wealthy virgins over 16 living in'
 FC 'eucalyptus trees.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07236  EQU   *
 FC 'Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy'
 FC 'and live in eucalyptus trees.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07237  EQU   *
 FC 'True happiness will be found only in true love.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07238  EQU   *
 FC 'Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant'
 FC 'intelligence.'
 FC '-- Henrik Tikkanen'
 DC X'FE'
ML07239  EQU   *
 FC 'Trust in allah, but tie your camel first.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07240  EQU   *
 FC 'Trust me. I know what I''m doing. -- Sledge Hammer'
 DC X'FE'
ML07241  EQU   *
 FC 'Truth has always been found to promote the best interests of'
 FC 'mankind... -- Percy Bysshe Shelley'
 DC X'FE'
ML07242  EQU   *
 FC 'Truth is hard to find and harder to obscure.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07243  EQU   *
 FC 'Truth is stranger than fiction.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07244  EQU   *
 FC 'Truth will be out this morning. (Which may really mess things'
 FC 'up.)'
 DC X'FE'
ML07245  EQU   *
 FC 'Truthful, adj.:'
 FC 'Dumb and illiterate.'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07246  EQU   *
 FC 'Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07247  EQU   *
 FC 'Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be'
 FC 'educational.         -- Charles Schulz'
 DC X'FE'
ML07248  EQU   *
 FC 'Try the moo shu pork. It is especially good today.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07249  EQU   *
 FC 'Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no'
 FC 'good. -- Ashleigh Brilliant'
 DC X'FE'
ML07250  EQU   *
 FC 'Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07251  EQU   *
 FC 'Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07252  EQU   *
 FC 'Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07253  EQU   *
 FC 'Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which'
 FC 'the only specification is that it should run noiselessly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07254  EQU   *
 FC 'Trying to establish voice contact--please yell into keyboard.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07255  EQU   *
 FC 'Turnaucka''s Law: The attention span of a computer is only as'
 FC 'long as its electrical cord.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07256  EQU   *
 FC 'Tussman''s Law: Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time'
 FC 'has come.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07257  EQU   *
 FC 'TV is chewing gum for the eyes. -- Frank Lloyd Wright'
 DC X'FE'
ML07258  EQU   *
 FC 'Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long.'
 FC '-- Howard Kandel'
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ML07259  EQU   *
 FC 'Two heads are better than one.'
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ML07260  EQU   *
 FC 'Two kind of people in this world - winners\losers. - Buckingham'
 DC X'FE'
ML07261  EQU   *
 FC 'Two kinds of trouble in this world - living\dying. - Buckingham'
 DC X'FE'
ML07262  EQU   *
 FC 'Two of the best known finishes for automobiles are lacquer and'
 FC 'liquor.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07263  EQU   *
 FC 'Two percent of zero is almost nothing.'
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ML07264  EQU   *
 FC 'Two rights don''t make a wrong, they make an airplane.'
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ML07265  EQU   *
 FC 'Two things are bad for the heart - running upstairs and running'
 FC 'down people.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07266  EQU   *
 FC 'UFO''s are for real: the Air Force doesn''t exist.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07267  EQU   *
 FC 'Uncertain fortune is thoroughly mastered by the equity of the'
 FC 'calculation. -- Blaise Pascal'
 DC X'FE'
ML07268  EQU   *
 FC 'Uncle cosmo...Why do they call this a word processor? It''s'
 FC 'simple, Skyler ... You''ve seen what a food processor does to'
 FC 'food, right? -- From Shoe'
 DC X'FE'
ML07269  EQU   *
 FC 'Uncle Ed''s Rule of Thumb:'
 FC 'Never use your thumb for a rule. You''ll either hit it'
 FC 'with a hammer or get a splinter in it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07270  EQU   *
 FC 'Uncompensated overtime? Just Say No.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07271  EQU   *
 FC 'Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is'
 FC 'some ordinance under which you can be booked. - Robert D.'
 FC 'Sprecht (Rand Corp)'
 DC X'FE'
ML07272  EQU   *
 FC 'Under capitalism, man exploits man; under socialism, the reverse'
 FC 'is true. - Polish proverb'
 DC X'FE'
ML07273  EQU   *
 FC 'Under deadline pressure for the next week. If you want'
 FC 'something, it can wait. Unless it''s blind screaming paroxysmally'
 FC 'hedonistic ...'
 DC X'FE'
ML07274  EQU   *
 FC 'Under every stone lurks a politician.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07275  EQU   *
 FC 'Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics: Superiority isrecessive.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07276  EQU   *
 FC 'Undetectable errors are infinite; detectable errors by definition'
 FC 'are finite.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07277  EQU   *
 FC 'Unhappy is the man who has no nails with which to scratch his'
 FC 'head.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07278  EQU   *
 FC 'Universe, n.: The problem.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07279  EQU   *
 FC 'University: A modern school where football is taught.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07280  EQU   *
 FC 'University: Like a software house, except the software''s free,'
 FC 'and it''s usable, and it works, and if it breaks they''ll quickly'
 FC 'tell you how to fix it, and ...'
 DC X'FE'
ML07281  EQU   *
 FC 'Unix: Some say the learning curve is steep, but you only have to'
 FC 'climb it once. -- Karl Lehenbauer'
 DC X'FE'
ML07282  EQU   *
 FC 'Unnamed Law:'
 FC 'If it happens, it must be possible.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07283  EQU   *
 FC 'Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays'
 FC 'out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.'
 FC '-- H. L. Mencken'
 DC X'FE'
ML07284  EQU   *
 FC 'Up your accumulator.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07285  EQU   *
 FC 'Usage: fortune -P -a xsz Q: file rKe9 v6 dataspec'
 FC '... inputdir'
 DC X'FE'
ML07286  EQU   *
 FC 'Use California semiconductors in your next product. They''re'
 FC 'fresh and delicious!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07287  EQU   *
 FC 'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07288  EQU   *
 FC 'Vail''s Second Axiom:'
 FC 'The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to'
 FC 'the amount of work already completed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07289  EQU   *
 FC 'Vail''s Second Axiom: The amount of work to be done increases in'
 FC 'proportion to the amount of work already completed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07290  EQU   *
 FC 'Van Roy''s Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other'
 FC 'toys.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07291  EQU   *
 FC 'Variables won''t, constants aren''t.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07292  EQU   *
 FC 'Velilind''s Laws of Experimentation: 1.) If reproducibility may'
 FC 'be a problem, conduct the test only once. 2.) If a straight'
 FC 'line fit is required, obtain only two data points.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07293  EQU   *
 FC 'Very few profundities can be expressed in less than 80'
 FC 'characters.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07294  EQU   *
 FC 'Vini, vidi, vici.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07295  EQU   *
 FC 'Violators will be prosecuted. (Penal Code Sec 2.3.2 (II.A.))'
 DC X'FE'
ML07296  EQU   *
 FC 'Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. -- Salvor Hardin'
 DC X'FE'
ML07297  EQU   *
 FC 'Violence never settles anything. - Genghis Khan'
 DC X'FE'
ML07298  EQU   *
 FC 'Vique''s Law: A man without religion is like a fish without a'
 FC 'bicycle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07299  EQU   *
 FC 'Vir quisque vir (every man a man).'
 DC X'FE'
ML07300  EQU   *
 FC 'Virtual, means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07301  EQU   *
 FC 'Virtue is its own punishment.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07302  EQU   *
 FC 'Visit beautiful Vergas, Minnesota.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07303  EQU   *
 FC 'Visit beautiful Wisconsin dells.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07304  EQU   *
 FC 'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously'
 FC 'moving from where you left them to where you can''t find them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07305  EQU   *
 FC 'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07306  EQU   *
 FC 'Vote anarchist!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07307  EQU   *
 FC 'Wagner''s music is better than it sounds. -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML07308  EQU   *
 FC 'Wait for that wisest of all counselors, time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07309  EQU   *
 FC 'Walk softly and carry a big stick.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07310  EQU   *
 FC 'Walkie-talkie: a cross between a centipede and a parrot.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07311  EQU   *
 FC 'Waltz: Anything belonging to Walter, for short. Ex: This is'
 FC 'Waltz waltz'
 DC X'FE'
ML07312  EQU   *
 FC 'War hath no fury like a non-combatant.'
 FC '-- Charles Edward Montague'
 DC X'FE'
ML07313  EQU   *
 FC 'War spares not the brave, but the cowardly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07314  EQU   *
 FC 'Warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the'
 FC 'invoice.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07315  EQU   *
 FC 'Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07316  EQU   *
 FC 'Waste not, get your budget cut next year.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07317  EQU   *
 FC 'Wasting time is an important part of living.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07318  EQU   *
 FC 'Watch out for low flying seagulls.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07319  EQU   *
 FC 'Watch out for the old mortar in the rocks in the fourteenth hole'
 FC 'trick.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07320  EQU   *
 FC 'Watch your mouth, kid, or you''ll find yourself floating home.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07321  EQU   *
 FC 'Watson''s Law: The reliability of machinery is inversely'
 FC 'proportional to the number and significance of any persons'
 FC 'watching it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07322  EQU   *
 FC 'We all live in a state of ambitious poverty.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07323  EQU   *
 FC 'We Americans, we''re a simple people... but piss us off, and we''l+
               l'
 FC 'bomb your cities. -- Robin Williams, Good Morning Vietnam'
 DC X'FE'
ML07324  EQU   *
 FC 'We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the'
 FC 'stars. -- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML07325  EQU   *
 FC 'We ARE as gods and might as well get good at it.'
 FC '-- Whole Earth Catalog'
 DC X'FE'
ML07326  EQU   *
 FC 'We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.'
 FC '-- Walt Kelly, "Pogo"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07327  EQU   *
 FC 'We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.'
 FC '-- Dwight D. Eisenhower'
 DC X'FE'
ML07328  EQU   *
 FC 'We are not a clone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07329  EQU   *
 FC 'We are not alone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07330  EQU   *
 FC 'We are sharing a drink they call loneliness. - Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML07331  EQU   *
 FC 'We are tied down to a language which makes up in obscurity what'
 FC 'it lacks in style.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07332  EQU   *
 FC 'We are to proud to fight. - Woodrow Wilson'
 DC X'FE'
ML07333  EQU   *
 FC 'We are what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07334  EQU   *
 FC 'We bring good things to life. -- GE'
 DC X'FE'
ML07335  EQU   *
 FC 'We call our dog Egypt, because in every room he leaves a pyramid.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07336  EQU   *
 FC 'We came. We saw. We kicked its ass. -- Bill Murray, in'
 FC 'Ghostbusters'
 DC X'FE'
ML07337  EQU   *
 FC 'We can defeat gravity. The problem is the paperwork involved.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07338  EQU   *
 FC 'We can''t schedule an orgy, it might be construed as fighting.'
 FC '-- Stanley Sutton'
 DC X'FE'
ML07339  EQU   *
 FC 'We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07340  EQU   *
 FC 'We didn''t all come over on the same ship but we''re all in the'
 FC 'same boat.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07341  EQU   *
 FC 'We don''t care. We don''t have to. We''re the Phone Company.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07342  EQU   *
 FC 'We don''t have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is'
 FC 'at hand. -- James Watt'
 DC X'FE'
ML07343  EQU   *
 FC 'We don''t know who discovered water, but we are certain it wasn''t+
               '
 FC 'a fish. -- John Culkin'
 DC X'FE'
ML07344  EQU   *
 FC 'We don''t really understand it, so we''ll give it to the'
 FC 'programmers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07345  EQU   *
 FC 'We don''t understand the software, and sometimes we don''t'
 FC 'understand the hardware, but we can *see* the blinking lights!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07346  EQU   *
 FC 'We have come from somewhere and are going somewhere - the great'
 FC 'architect of the universe never built a stairway that leads'
 FC 'nowhere.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07347  EQU   *
 FC 'We have got to get organized!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07348  EQU   *
 FC 'We have met the enemy, and he is us. -- Walt Kelly'
 DC X'FE'
ML07349  EQU   *
 FC 'We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free'
 FC 'his hands for masturbation. -- Lily Tomlin'
 DC X'FE'
ML07350  EQU   *
 FC 'We know the sound of two hands clapping, but what of the sound of'
 FC 'one?  -- Zen saying'
 DC X'FE'
ML07351  EQU   *
 FC 'We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.'
 FC '-- George Bernard Shaw'
 DC X'FE'
ML07352  EQU   *
 FC 'We live, in a very kooky time. -- Herb Blashtfalt'
 DC X'FE'
ML07353  EQU   *
 FC 'We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is'
 FC 'staggering.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07354  EQU   *
 FC 'We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we'
 FC 'always respect their good judgement.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07355  EQU   *
 FC 'We must all hang together, or we will surely all hang separately.'
 FC '-- Benjamin Franklin'
 DC X'FE'
ML07356  EQU   *
 FC 'We must remember the First Amendment which protects any shrill'
 FC 'jackass no matter how self-seeking.'
 FC '-- F. G. Withington'
 DC X'FE'
ML07357  EQU   *
 FC 'We prefer to speak evil of ourselves rather than not speak of'
 FC 'ourselves at all.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07358  EQU   *
 FC 'We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our'
 FC 'fears.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07359  EQU   *
 FC 'We read to say that we have read.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07360  EQU   *
 FC 'We really don''t have any enemies. It''s just that some of our'
 FC 'best friends are trying to kill us.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07361  EQU   *
 FC 'We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07362  EQU   *
 FC 'We shall reach greater and greater platitudes of achievement.'
 FC '-- Richard J. Daley'
 DC X'FE'
ML07363  EQU   *
 FC 'We the willing led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible,'
 FC 'for the ungrateful and we have been doing so much for so long'
 FC 'with so little that we are now qualified to do anything with'
 FC 'nothing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07364  EQU   *
 FC 'We try and hide the fact that we got lost between chaos and'
 FC 'confusion. -- P. Benatar'
 DC X'FE'
ML07365  EQU   *
 FC 'We will be better and braver if we engage and inquire than if we'
 FC 'indulge in the idle fancy that we already know -- or that it is'
 FC 'of no use seeking to know what we do not know. -- Plato'
 DC X'FE'
ML07366  EQU   *
 FC 'We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve'
 FC 'one technical problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07367  EQU   *
 FC 'We Will We Will Rock You... -- Queen'
 DC X'FE'
ML07368  EQU   *
 FC 'We wish you a Hare Krishna, We wish you a Hare Krishna, We wish'
 FC 'you a Hare Krishna, And a Sun Myung Moon! -- Maxwell Smart'
 DC X'FE'
ML07369  EQU   *
 FC 'We''ll cross out that bridge when we come back to it later.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07370  EQU   *
 FC 'We''ll pivot at warp 2 and bring all tubes to bear, Mr. Sulu.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07371  EQU   *
 FC 'We''re all Bozos on this bus. - The Firesign Theater'
 DC X'FE'
ML07372  EQU   *
 FC 'We''re deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell'
 FC 'from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St.'
 FC 'Nick urging you to purchase things, to the point where you want'
 FC 'to slug him right in his bowl full of jelly.'
 FC '-- Dave Barry, "Simple, Homespun Gifts"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07373  EQU   *
 FC 'We''re headin'' on down to the boon docks babe. - Amanda'
 DC X'FE'
ML07374  EQU   *
 FC 'We''ve sent a man to the moon, and that''s 29,000 miles away. The'
 FC 'center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive'
 FC 'that in a week, but for some reason nobody''s ever done it.'
 FC '-- Andy Rooney'
 DC X'FE'
ML07375  EQU   *
 FC 'Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07376  EQU   *
 FC 'Weiler''s law: nothing is impossible for the man who doesn''t have+
               '
 FC 'to do it himself.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07377  EQU   *
 FC 'Weinberg''s First Law:'
 FC 'Progress is made on alternate Fridays.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07378  EQU   *
 FC 'Weinberg''s First Law: Progress is made on alternate Fridays.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07379  EQU   *
 FC 'Weinberg''s Principle: An expert is a person who avoids the small'
 FC 'errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07380  EQU   *
 FC 'Weinberg''s Second Law: If builders built buildings the way'
 FC 'programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came'
 FC 'along would destroy civilization.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07381  EQU   *
 FC 'Weiner''s Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross'
 FC 'references.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07382  EQU   *
 FC 'Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07383  EQU   *
 FC 'Welcome to the Hotel California... -- Eagles'
 DC X'FE'
ML07384  EQU   *
 FC 'Welcome to the machine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07385  EQU   *
 FC 'Well begun is half done.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07386  EQU   *
 FC 'Well done is well said. - Ben Franklin'
 DC X'FE'
ML07387  EQU   *
 FC 'Well, if you can''t believe what you read in a comic book, what'
 FC 'can you believe?! -- Bullwinkle J. Moose'
 DC X'FE'
ML07388  EQU   *
 FC 'Well Walter, I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number'
 FC 'of heartbeats and I''m damned if I''m going to use up mine running+
               '
 FC 'up and down a street. -- Neil Armstrong to Walter Kronkite'
 DC X'FE'
ML07389  EQU   *
 FC 'Wer zuletzt lacht, lacht am besten. (He who laughs last laughs'
 FC 'best.)'
 DC X'FE'
ML07390  EQU   *
 FC 'Were there fewer fools, knaves would starve. -- Anonymous'
 DC X'FE'
ML07391  EQU   *
 FC 'Westheimer''s Discovery: A couple of months in the laboratory can'
 FC 'frequently save a couple of hours in the library.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07392  EQU   *
 FC 'Westheimer''s time estimation rule: estimate the time you think'
 FC 'it should take, multiply by 2, add 3, and change the unit of'
 FC 'measure to the next higher unit.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07393  EQU   *
 FC 'Wharbat darbid yarbou sarbay?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07394  EQU   *
 FC 'What do you despise? By this are you truly known. -- from'
 FC '"Manual of Muad''Dib" by the Princess Irulan'
 DC X'FE'
ML07395  EQU   *
 FC 'What fools these mortals be.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07396  EQU   *
 FC 'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07397  EQU   *
 FC 'What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can''t find the'
 FC 'entrance?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07398  EQU   *
 FC 'What is a magician but a practising theorist?'
 FC '-- Obi-Wan Kenobi'
 DC X'FE'
ML07399  EQU   *
 FC 'What is food to one, it to others bitter poison.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07400  EQU   *
 FC 'What is going on here!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07401  EQU   *
 FC 'What is life? It''s the cereal Mikey likes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07402  EQU   *
 FC 'What is mind? No matter.'
 FC 'What is matter? Never mind.'
 FC '-- Thomas Hewitt Key, 1799-1875'
 DC X'FE'
ML07403  EQU   *
 FC 'What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You'
 FC 'can''t make a vitamin.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07404  EQU   *
 FC 'What is the use of running when we are not on the right road.'
 FC '-- German proverb'
 DC X'FE'
ML07405  EQU   *
 FC 'What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are'
 FC 'all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each'
 FC 'other''s folly - that is the first law of nature. -- Voltaire'
 DC X'FE'
ML07406  EQU   *
 FC 'What is vice today may be virtue tomorrow.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07407  EQU   *
 FC 'What is virtue today may be vice tomorrow.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07408  EQU   *
 FC 'What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do'
 FC 'it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07409  EQU   *
 FC 'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there''s'
 FC 'nothing to compare it with.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07410  EQU   *
 FC 'What makes us so bitter against people who outwit us is that they'
 FC 'think themselves cleverer than we are.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07411  EQU   *
 FC 'What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the'
 FC 'stick.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07412  EQU   *
 FC 'What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer'
 FC 'is working when he''s staring out the window.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07413  EQU   *
 FC 'What on earth would a man do with himself if something did not'
 FC 'stand in his way?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07414  EQU   *
 FC 'What orators lack in depth they make up in length.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07415  EQU   *
 FC 'What passes for woman''s intuition is often nothing more than'
 FC 'man''s transparency.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07416  EQU   *
 FC 'What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07417  EQU   *
 FC 'What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?'
 FC '-- Ursula K. LeGuin'
 DC X'FE'
ML07418  EQU   *
 FC 'What soon grows old? Gratitude.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07419  EQU   *
 FC 'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07420  EQU   *
 FC 'What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07421  EQU   *
 FC 'What this country needs is a dime that will buy a good five-cent'
 FC 'bagel.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07422  EQU   *
 FC 'What this country needs is a good 5 dollar plasma weapon.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07423  EQU   *
 FC 'What this country needs is a good five cent microcomputer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07424  EQU   *
 FC 'What this country needs is a good five cent anything!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07425  EQU   *
 FC 'What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07426  EQU   *
 FC 'What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07427  EQU   *
 FC 'What use is magic if it can''t save a unicorn?'
 FC '-- Peter S. Beagle'
 DC X'FE'
ML07428  EQU   *
 FC 'What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally'
 FC 'happens. -- Bengamin Disraeli'
 DC X'FE'
ML07429  EQU   *
 FC 'What we do not understand we do not possess. -- Goethe'
 DC X'FE'
ML07430  EQU   *
 FC 'What we learn from history is that we do not learn from history.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07431  EQU   *
 FC 'What will a nice girl do? She won''t give an inch, but she won''t'
 FC 'say no.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07432  EQU   *
 FC 'What you have put into your kettle comes afterwards into your'
 FC 'spoon.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07433  EQU   *
 FC 'What''s all this brouhaha?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07434  EQU   *
 FC 'What''s black and white and red all over? An embarassed zebra.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07435  EQU   *
 FC 'What''s done to children, they will do to society.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07436  EQU   *
 FC 'What''s so funny?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07437  EQU   *
 FC 'What''s tennis without a racket?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07438  EQU   *
 FC 'What''s the most popular form of birth control? The headache.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07439  EQU   *
 FC 'Whatever became of eternal truth?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07440  EQU   *
 FC 'Whatever became of Strange de Jim? Well, he found a substitute'
 FC 'for cocaine: "You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up'
 FC 'your nostrils as far as they will go. Then you sniff talcum'
 FC 'powder while shredding hundred dollar bills."'
 FC '-- Herb Caen'
 DC X'FE'
ML07441  EQU   *
 FC 'Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not'
 FC 'nailed down. -- Collis P. Huntingdon'
 DC X'FE'
ML07442  EQU   *
 FC 'Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07443  EQU   *
 FC 'Whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in'
 FC 'Cleveland.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07444  EQU   *
 FC 'Whatever you do, you''ll regret it. -- Allan Mcleod Gray'
 DC X'FE'
ML07445  EQU   *
 FC 'Whatever you want to do, you have to do something else first.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07446  EQU   *
 FC 'When a dog cannot bite it has a bone in its mouth.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07447  EQU   *
 FC 'When a fellow can''t read, he''s got to think.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07448  EQU   *
 FC 'When a hammer is the only tool, every problem looks like a nail.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07449  EQU   *
 FC 'When a New Yorker looks as if he''s suntan, it''s probably rust.'
 FC '-- Laurence J. Peter'
 DC X'FE'
ML07450  EQU   *
 FC 'When a place gets crowded enough to require ID''s, social collapse+
               '
 FC 'is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing'
 FC 'about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.'
 FC '-- Robert Heinlein'
 DC X'FE'
ML07451  EQU   *
 FC 'When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to'
 FC 'see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog'
 FC 'has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have'
 FC 'forgotten. -- Robert Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle'
 FC 'Maintenance"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07452  EQU   *
 FC 'When all else fails, read the instructions.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07453  EQU   *
 FC 'When all other means of communication fail, try words.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07454  EQU   *
 FC 'When anyone says `theoretically,'' they really mean `not really.''+
               '
 FC '-- David Parnas'
 DC X'FE'
ML07455  EQU   *
 FC 'When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will'
 FC 'fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible'
 FC 'struggle. -- Edmund Burke'
 DC X'FE'
ML07456  EQU   *
 FC 'When choosing between two evils , I always like the one I''ve'
 FC 'never tried before. - Mae West'
 DC X'FE'
ML07457  EQU   *
 FC 'When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last'
 FC 'year, I think it was a Tuesday.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07458  EQU   *
 FC 'When everybody''s out to get you, paranoia is just good thinking.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07459  EQU   *
 FC 'When everything has been seen to work, all integrated, you have'
 FC 'four more months of work to do. -- C. Portman of ICL Ltd.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07460  EQU   *
 FC 'When fate arrives, the physician becomes a fool.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07461  EQU   *
 FC 'When gas stations start charging for air - that''s inflation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07462  EQU   *
 FC 'When god endowed human beings with brains, he did not intend to'
 FC 'guarantee them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07463  EQU   *
 FC 'When god made women did he do it on purpose, or was it a mistake.'
 FC 'Because if it was I want to know... Then maybe we could do'
 FC 'something about it. Find a cure, first a vaccine then a shot.'
 FC '-- Darrel Van Horn (Witches of Eastwick)'
 DC X'FE'
ML07464  EQU   *
 FC 'When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that'
 FC 'can''t happen. -- Richard Nixon as a boy (on the Teapot Dome'
 FC 'scandal)'
 DC X'FE'
ML07465  EQU   *
 FC 'When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve'
 FC 'it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality. -- Al Capone'
 DC X'FE'
ML07466  EQU   *
 FC 'When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President.'
 FC 'Now I''m beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow'
 DC X'FE'
ML07467  EQU   *
 FC 'When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked'
 FC 'into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.'
 FC '-- Woody Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML07468  EQU   *
 FC 'When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had'
 FC 'happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I'
 FC 'shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never'
 FC 'happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to'
 FC 'do it. -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML07469  EQU   *
 FC 'When I''m good, I''m great; but when I''m bad, I''m better.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07470  EQU   *
 FC 'When in darkness or in doubt, do what the President does -- guess.+
               '
 DC X'FE'
ML07471  EQU   *
 FC 'When in doubt, follow your heart.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07472  EQU   *
 FC 'When in doubt, lead trump.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07473  EQU   *
 FC 'When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate. When in'
 FC 'charge, ponder.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07474  EQU   *
 FC 'When in doubt, print ''em out. -- Karl''s Programming Proverb 0x7'
 DC X'FE'
ML07475  EQU   *
 FC 'When in doubt, take all the defaults.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07476  EQU   *
 FC 'When in doubt, tell the truth. -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML07477  EQU   *
 FC 'When in doubt use brute force. -- Ken Thompson'
 DC X'FE'
ML07478  EQU   *
 FC 'When in doubt -- Var (Bernies wisdom).'
 DC X'FE'
ML07479  EQU   *
 FC 'When it comes to a choice between kindness and honesty, my vote'
 FC 'is for kindness, every time - giving or receiving. - Ira Johnson'
 DC X'FE'
ML07480  EQU   *
 FC 'When it comes to helping you some people stop at nothing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07481  EQU   *
 FC 'When it comes to humility, I''m the greatest. -- Bullwinkle Moose'
 DC X'FE'
ML07482  EQU   *
 FC 'When it is incorrect, it is, at least *authoritatively*'
 FC 'incorrect. -- Hitchiker''s Guide To The Galaxy'
 DC X'FE'
ML07483  EQU   *
 FC 'When it rains, it pours.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07484  EQU   *
 FC 'When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07485  EQU   *
 FC 'When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment'
 FC 'results. -- Calvin Coolidge'
 DC X'FE'
ML07486  EQU   *
 FC 'When nothing can possibly go wrong, it will.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07487  EQU   *
 FC 'When people are least sure, they are often most dogmatic.'
 FC '-- John Kenneth Galbraith'
 DC X'FE'
ML07488  EQU   *
 FC 'When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need'
 FC 'only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07489  EQU   *
 FC 'When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07490  EQU   *
 FC 'When the candles are out all women are fair.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07491  EQU   *
 FC 'When the chicken''s feathers are of gold, it''s unwise to make'
 FC 'broth of the hen.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07492  EQU   *
 FC 'When the crow is your guide, he will lead you to the corpses of'
 FC 'dogs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07493  EQU   *
 FC 'When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07494  EQU   *
 FC 'When the government bureau''s remedies do not match your problem,'
 FC 'you modify the problem, not the remedy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07495  EQU   *
 FC 'When the plane you''re on is late, the plane you need to transfer'
 FC 'to is on time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07496  EQU   *
 FC 'When the sun shineth, make hay.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07497  EQU   *
 FC 'When the Universe was not so out of whack as it is today, and all'
 FC 'the stars were lined up in their proper places, you could easily'
 FC 'count them from left to right, or top to bottom, and the larger'
 FC 'and bluer ones were set apart, and the smaller yellowing types'
 FC 'pushed off to the corners as bodies of a lower grade...'
 FC '-- Stanislaw Lem "Cyberiad"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07498  EQU   *
 FC 'When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy,'
 FC 'yield to it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07499  EQU   *
 FC 'When things are going well, something will go wrong.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07500  EQU   *
 FC 'When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most'
 FC 'insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are'
 FC 'required to swear that they will remain in that excited,'
 FC 'abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do'
 FC 'them part. -- George Bernard Shaw'
 DC X'FE'
ML07501  EQU   *
 FC 'When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that'
 FC 'virtue is not hereditary. -- Thomas Paine'
 DC X'FE'
ML07502  EQU   *
 FC 'When we battle ourselves, if we wish to win we must outwit'
 FC 'ourselves, and then, who won?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07503  EQU   *
 FC 'When we make a mistake - it''s evil. When god makes a mistake -'
 FC 'it''s nature. -- Darrel Van Horn from Witches of Eastwick'
 DC X'FE'
ML07504  EQU   *
 FC 'When will you realize Vienna waits for you? -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML07505  EQU   *
 FC 'When working a problem, it helps to know the answer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07506  EQU   *
 FC 'When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if'
 FC 'you know the answer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07507  EQU   *
 FC 'When you ain''t got nothin'', you got nothin'' to lose.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07508  EQU   *
 FC 'When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07509  EQU   *
 FC 'When you become used to never being alone, you may consider'
 FC 'yourself Americanized.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07510  EQU   *
 FC 'When you dig another out of trouble, you''ve got a place to bury'
 FC 'your own.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07511  EQU   *
 FC 'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07512  EQU   *
 FC 'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07513  EQU   *
 FC 'When you finally discover all of life''s answers, they''ll change'
 FC 'the questions.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07514  EQU   *
 FC 'When you go out to buy, don''t show your silver.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07515  EQU   *
 FC 'When you have shot and killed a man you have in some measure'
 FC 'clarified your attitude toward him. You have given a definite'
 FC 'answer to a definite problem. For better or worse you have acted'
 FC 'decisively. In a way, the next move is up to him.'
 FC '-- R. A. Lafferty'
 DC X'FE'
ML07516  EQU   *
 FC 'When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.'
 FC '-- Winston Curchill, On formal declarations of war'
 DC X'FE'
ML07517  EQU   *
 FC 'When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with'
 FC 'erasers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07518  EQU   *
 FC 'When you mention something, if it''s bad, it happens, if it''s'
 FC 'good, it goes away.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07519  EQU   *
 FC 'When you put your head into the mortar, it is useless to dread'
 FC 'the sound of the pestle.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07520  EQU   *
 FC 'When you save for a long time to buy something, then you find'
 FC 'that you can''t afford it - that''s inflation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07521  EQU   *
 FC 'When you try to make an impression, the chances are that that is'
 FC 'the impression you will make.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07522  EQU   *
 FC 'When you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts you can be sure'
 FC 'your dead.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07523  EQU   *
 FC 'When you''re at the end of your rope...Tie a knot and hold on.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07524  EQU   *
 FC 'When you''re away, I''m restless, lonely,'
 FC 'Wretched, bored, dejected; only'
 FC 'Here''s the rub, my darling dear'
 FC 'I feel the same when you are near.'
 FC '-- Samuel Hoffenstein, "When You''re Away"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07525  EQU   *
 FC 'When you''re in command, command.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07526  EQU   *
 FC 'When your not with the one you love love the one your with.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07527  EQU   *
 FC 'When your work speaks for itself, don''t interrupt.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07528  EQU   *
 FC 'Whenever ''A'' attempts by law to impose his moral standards upon'
 FC '''B'', ''A'' is most likely a scoundrel. -- H. L. Mencken'
 DC X'FE'
ML07529  EQU   *
 FC 'Whenever anyone says, "theoretically", they really mean, "not'
 FC 'really".         -- Dave Parnas'
 DC X'FE'
ML07530  EQU   *
 FC 'Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling'
 FC 'passes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07531  EQU   *
 FC 'Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong'
 FC 'impulse to see it tried on him personally.'
 FC '-- A. Lincoln'
 DC X'FE'
ML07532  EQU   *
 FC 'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.'
 FC '-- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML07533  EQU   *
 FC 'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the'
 FC 'last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other'
 FC 'side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth. -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML07534  EQU   *
 FC 'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the'
 FC 'last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other'
 FC 'side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.'
 FC '-- Mark Twain'
 FC '"Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur''s Court"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07535  EQU   *
 FC 'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is'
 FC 'time to reform. -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML07536  EQU   *
 FC 'Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done'
 FC 'first.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07537  EQU   *
 FC 'Where a new invention promises to be useful, it ought to be'
 FC 'tried. -- Thomas Jefferson'
 DC X'FE'
ML07538  EQU   *
 FC 'Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say'
 FC 'what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.'
 FC '-- John Kenneth Galbraith'
 DC X'FE'
ML07539  EQU   *
 FC 'Where the hell is wall drug?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07540  EQU   *
 FC 'Where there''s a whip there''s a way.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07541  EQU   *
 FC 'Where there''s a will, there''s an Inheritance Tax.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07542  EQU   *
 FC 'Where''s the party.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07543  EQU   *
 FC 'Whether they give or refuse, it delights a woman to be asked.'
 FC '-- Ovid'
 DC X'FE'
ML07544  EQU   *
 FC 'Whether you can hear it or not The Universe is laughing behind'
 FC 'your back. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorada"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07545  EQU   *
 FC 'Which is not a complete sentence, but merely a subordinate'
 FC 'clause.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07546  EQU   *
 FC 'While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true'
 FC 'test is admission to someone else.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07547  EQU   *
 FC 'While Europe''s eye is fix''d on mighty things,'
 FC 'The fate of empires and the fall of kings;'
 FC 'While quacks of State must each produce his plan,'
 FC 'And even children lisp the Rights of Man;'
 FC 'Amid this mighty fuss just let me mention,'
 FC 'The Rights of Woman merit some attention. -- Robert Burns,'
 FC 'Address on "The Rights of Woman", November 26, 1792'
 DC X'FE'
ML07548  EQU   *
 FC 'While there''s life, there''s hope.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07549  EQU   *
 FC 'While you don''t greatly need the outside world, it''s still very'
 FC 'reassuring to know that it''s still there.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07550  EQU   *
 FC 'While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you'
 FC 'are safe, for you can watch both of his.'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07551  EQU   *
 FC 'While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you'
 FC 'are safe, for you can watch both of his.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07552  EQU   *
 FC 'Who cares anyway?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07553  EQU   *
 FC 'Who does not trust enough will not be trusted.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07554  EQU   *
 FC 'Who goeth a-borrowing goeth a-sorrowing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07555  EQU   *
 FC 'Who lives content with little possesses everything.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07556  EQU   *
 FC 'Who made the world I cannot tell;'
 FC '''Tis made, and here am I in hell.'
 FC 'My hand, though now my knuckles bleed,'
 FC 'I never soiled with such a deed.'
 FC '-- A. E. Housman'
 DC X'FE'
ML07557  EQU   *
 FC 'Who made the world I cannot tell; ''Tis made, and here am I in'
 FC 'hell. My hand, though now my knuckles bleed, I never soiled with'
 FC 'such a deed. -- A. E. Housman'
 DC X'FE'
ML07558  EQU   *
 FC 'Who needs companionship when you can sit alone in your room and'
 FC 'drink?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07559  EQU   *
 FC 'Who needs friends, when you can sit alone in your room and drink.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07560  EQU   *
 FC 'Who to himself is law no law doth need, offends no law, and is a'
 FC 'king indeed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07561  EQU   *
 FC 'Whoever pats scorpions with the hand of compassion gets stung.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07562  EQU   *
 FC 'Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and'
 FC 'Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.'
 FC '-- Albert Einstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML07563  EQU   *
 FC 'Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07564  EQU   *
 FC 'Whoops, stepped on a frog.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07565  EQU   *
 FC 'Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein. -- Book of Proverbs'
 DC X'FE'
ML07566  EQU   *
 FC 'Why are the words "This is none of my business" always followed'
 FC 'by the word "but"? -- Sydney J. Harris'
 DC X'FE'
ML07567  EQU   *
 FC 'Why are there no blue M&&M''s?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07568  EQU   *
 FC 'Why are you reading these fortunes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07569  EQU   *
 FC 'Why be a man when you can be a success? -- Bertold Brecht'
 DC X'FE'
ML07570  EQU   *
 FC 'Why can''t life''s big problems come when we are twenty and know'
 FC 'everything?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07571  EQU   *
 FC 'Why can''t we ever attempt to solve a problem in this country'
 FC 'without having a ''War'' on it? -- Rich Thomson'
 DC X'FE'
ML07572  EQU   *
 FC 'Why did the lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it'
 FC 'was to avoid responsibility?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07573  EQU   *
 FC 'Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office'
 FC 'automation?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07574  EQU   *
 FC 'Why do we study poverty instead of wealth?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07575  EQU   *
 FC 'Why does love have to be so sad?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07576  EQU   *
 FC 'Why I Can''t Go Out With You:'
 FC 'I''d LOVE to, but ...'
 FC '-- I have to floss my cat.'
 FC '-- I''ve dedicated my life to linguini.'
 FC '-- I need to spend more time with my blender.'
 FC '-- It wouldn''t be fair to the other Beautiful People.'
 FC '-- It''s my night to pet the dog/ferret/goldfish.'
 FC '-- I''m going downtown to try on some gloves.'
 FC '-- I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy'
 FC 'products.'
 FC '-- I''m going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.'
 FC '-- I have an appointment with a cuticle specialist.'
 FC '-- I have some really hard words to look up.'
 FC '-- I''ve got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.'
 FC '-- I promised to help a friend fold road maps.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07577  EQU   *
 FC 'Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It'
 FC 'is because we are not the person involved -- Mark Twain'
 DC X'FE'
ML07578  EQU   *
 FC 'Why isn''t there a special name for the tops of your feet?'
 FC '-- Lily Tomlin'
 DC X'FE'
ML07579  EQU   *
 FC 'Why not go out on a limb? Isn''t that where the fruit is?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07580  EQU   *
 FC 'Why was I born with such contemporaries? -- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML07581  EQU   *
 FC 'Why won''t sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07582  EQU   *
 FC 'Wiker''s Law: Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07583  EQU   *
 FC 'Will had a fortune the other day, but he forgot it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07584  EQU   *
 FC 'Williams and Holland''s Law: If enough data is collected,'
 FC 'anything may be proven by statistical methods.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07585  EQU   *
 FC 'Wine turns a man inside outwards.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07586  EQU   *
 FC 'Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as'
 FC 'warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the'
 FC 'heat.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07587  EQU   *
 FC 'Wisdom is knowing what to do next.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07588  EQU   *
 FC 'Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07589  EQU   *
 FC 'Wish and hope succeed in discerning signs of paranormality where'
 FC 'reason and careful scientific procedure fail.'
 FC '-- James E. Alcock, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. 12'
 DC X'FE'
ML07590  EQU   *
 FC 'Wish not to seem, but to be, the best. -- Aeschylus'
 DC X'FE'
ML07591  EQU   *
 FC 'Wishing without work is like fishing without bait.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07592  EQU   *
 FC 'Wit has truth in it. Wisecracking is simply calisthenics with'
 FC 'words.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07593  EQU   *
 FC 'Wit, n.:'
 FC 'The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his'
 FC 'cookery ... by leaving it out.'
 FC '-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil''s Dictionary"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07594  EQU   *
 FC 'With a rubber duck, one''s never alone.'
 FC '-- The Hitchhiker''s Guide to the Galaxy'
 DC X'FE'
ML07595  EQU   *
 FC 'With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07596  EQU   *
 FC 'With molasses you catch flies, with vinegar you catch nobody.'
 FC '-- Baltimore City Councilman Dominic DiPietro'
 DC X'FE'
ML07597  EQU   *
 FC 'Without coffee he could not work, or at least he could not have'
 FC 'worked in the way he did. In addition to paper and pens, he took'
 FC 'with him everywhere as an indispensable article of equipment the'
 FC 'coffee machine, which was no less important to him than his table'
 FC 'or his white robe. -- Stefan Zweigs, Biography of Balzac'
 DC X'FE'
ML07598  EQU   *
 FC 'Without fingers, the hand would be a spoon.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07599  EQU   *
 FC 'Without fools there would be no wisdom.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07600  EQU   *
 FC 'Wolfgang''s third law: it can''t work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07601  EQU   *
 FC 'Woman and elephants never forget anything. -- H.H. Munro.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07602  EQU   *
 FC 'Woman are meant to be loved not understood. -- Oscar Wilde'
 DC X'FE'
ML07603  EQU   *
 FC 'Woman was God''s second blunder. -- Nietzchie'
 DC X'FE'
ML07604  EQU   *
 FC 'Women are like a life insurance policy--both have a cash'
 FC 'surrender value.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07605  EQU   *
 FC 'Women can keep a secret just as well as men, but it takes more of'
 FC 'them to do it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07606  EQU   *
 FC 'Women have no sense of humor so they won''t laugh while men are'
 FC 'romancing them.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07607  EQU   *
 FC 'Women prefer beauty to brains because men see better than they'
 FC 'think.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07608  EQU   *
 FC 'Wood is highly ecological, since trees are a renewable resource.'
 FC 'If you cut down a tree, another will grow in its place. And if'
 FC 'you cut down the new tree, still another will grow. And if you'
 FC 'cut down that tree, yet another will grow, only this one will be'
 FC 'a mutation with long, poisonous tentacles and revenge in its'
 FC 'heart, and it will sit there in the forest, cackling and making'
 FC 'elaborate plans for when you come back. Wood heat is not new.'
 FC 'It dates back to a day millions of years ago, when a group of'
 FC 'cavemen were sitting around, watching dinosaurs rot. Suddenly,'
 FC 'lightning struck a nearby log and set it on fire. One of the'
 FC 'cavemen stared at the fire for a few minutes, then said: "Hey!'
 FC 'Wood heat!" The other cavemen, who did not understand English,'
 FC 'immediately beat him to death with stones. But the key discovery'
 FC 'had been made, and from that day forward, the cavemen had all the'
 FC 'heat they needed, although their insurance rates went way up.'
 FC '-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07609  EQU   *
 FC 'Words are the voice of the heart.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07610  EQU   *
 FC 'Words have a longer life than deeds.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07611  EQU   *
 FC 'Words must be weighed, not counted. -- B. Franklin'
 DC X'FE'
ML07612  EQU   *
 FC 'Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07613  EQU   *
 FC 'Work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07614  EQU   *
 FC 'Worker''s dilemma: 1. No matter how much you do, you''ll never do'
 FC 'enough; 2. What you don''t do is always more important than what'
 FC 'you do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07615  EQU   *
 FC 'Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing:'
 FC 'August. The lines are the shortest, though.'
 FC '-- Steve Rubenstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML07616  EQU   *
 FC 'Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in'
 FC 'it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for'
 FC 'three full days you don''t get. Try to avoid Februarys whenever'
 FC 'possible.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07617  EQU   *
 FC 'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout. This is also'
 FC 'the worst vegetable of next year. -- Steve Rubenstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML07618  EQU   *
 FC 'Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07619  EQU   *
 FC 'Would it help if I got out and pushed?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07620  EQU   *
 FC 'Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07621  EQU   *
 FC 'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
 FC 'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to, said the'
 FC 'Cat    -- Lewis Carroll'
 DC X'FE'
ML07622  EQU   *
 FC 'Wouldn''t it be nice if desperation made us attractive.'
 FC '-- Albert Brooks in Broadcast News'
 DC X'FE'
ML07623  EQU   *
 FC 'Wow! I could''ve had a V8!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07624  EQU   *
 FC 'Wynne''s law: negative slack tends to increase.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07625  EQU   *
 FC 'X-rated movies are all alike...the only thing they leave to the'
 FC 'imagination is the plot.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07626  EQU   *
 FC 'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...'
 DC X'FE'
ML07627  EQU   *
 FC 'Xerox never comes up with anything original.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07628  EQU   *
 FC 'Y b ordinary. - Little Tony Coscia'
 DC X'FE'
ML07629  EQU   *
 FC 'Yabba dabba doo!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07630  EQU   *
 FC 'Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07631  EQU   *
 FC 'Yesterday I was a dog. Today I''m a dog. Tomorrow I''ll probably'
 FC 'still be a dog. Sigh! There''s so little hope for advancement.'
 FC '-- Snoopy'
 DC X'FE'
ML07632  EQU   *
 FC 'Yield to Temptation...it may not pass your way again.'
 FC '-- Lazarus Long'
 DC X'FE'
ML07633  EQU   *
 FC 'Yinkel, n.:'
 FC 'A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no'
 FC 'one will notice.'
 FC '-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07634  EQU   *
 FC 'You always find something in the last place you look, unless it''s+
               '
 FC 'not there.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07635  EQU   *
 FC 'You are a bundle of energy always on the go.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07636  EQU   *
 FC 'You are a fluke of the universe.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07637  EQU   *
 FC 'You are a singer who has to take any note above a with your'
 FC 'eyebrows.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07638  EQU   *
 FC 'You are a very redundant person; that''s what kind of person you'
 FC 'are, redundant.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07639  EQU   *
 FC 'You are always busy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07640  EQU   *
 FC 'You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off'
 FC 'immediately.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07641  EQU   *
 FC 'You are being followed by a very large, tame bear.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07642  EQU   *
 FC 'You are being watched. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07643  EQU   *
 FC 'You are capable of planning your future.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07644  EQU   *
 FC 'You are confused; but this is your normal state.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07645  EQU   *
 FC 'You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07646  EQU   *
 FC 'You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07647  EQU   *
 FC 'You are fairminded, just and loving.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07648  EQU   *
 FC 'You are false data.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07649  EQU   *
 FC 'You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a'
 FC 'faithful friend.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07650  EQU   *
 FC 'You are fast approaching your level of incompetence.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07651  EQU   *
 FC 'You are going to have a new love affair.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07652  EQU   *
 FC 'You are heading for a land of sunshine.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07653  EQU   *
 FC 'You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all different.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07654  EQU   *
 FC 'You are in a maze of twisty little programs, all alike.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07655  EQU   *
 FC 'You are lustworthy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07656  EQU   *
 FC 'You are magnetic in your bearing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07657  EQU   *
 FC 'You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07658  EQU   *
 FC 'You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07659  EQU   *
 FC 'You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent of'
 FC 'trickery.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07660  EQU   *
 FC 'You are so narrowminded you can see through a keyhole with two'
 FC 'eyes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07661  EQU   *
 FC 'You are standing on my toes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07662  EQU   *
 FC 'You are taking advantage of the good nature of a friend. Be'
 FC 'careful.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07663  EQU   *
 FC 'You are taking yourself too seriously.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07664  EQU   *
 FC 'You are the only person ever to get this message.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07665  EQU   *
 FC 'You are tricky, but never to the point of dishonesty.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07666  EQU   *
 FC 'You are truly a rhinestone in the rough.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07667  EQU   *
 FC 'You are unscrupulously dishonest, false, and deceitful.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07668  EQU   *
 FC 'You are wandering aimlessly through the forest.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07669  EQU   *
 FC 'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time'
 FC 'reading this sort of trash.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07670  EQU   *
 FC 'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time'
 FC 'reading this sort of trash.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07671  EQU   *
 FC 'You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your'
 FC 'extreme stupidity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07672  EQU   *
 FC 'You auto buy now.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07673  EQU   *
 FC 'You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07674  EQU   *
 FC 'You can be replaced by this computer.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07675  EQU   *
 FC 'You can cage a swallow, can''t you, but you can''t swallow a cage,+
               '
 FC 'can you?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07676  EQU   *
 FC 'You can count the number of apples in one tree, but you can never'
 FC 'count the number of trees in one apple.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07677  EQU   *
 FC 'You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a'
 FC 'senior executive.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07678  EQU   *
 FC 'You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind'
 FC 'word. -- Al Capone'
 DC X'FE'
ML07679  EQU   *
 FC 'You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do'
 FC 'with earth is concerned.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07680  EQU   *
 FC 'You can fracture your pride in a fall over your own bluff.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07681  EQU   *
 FC 'You can give without loving, but you can''t love without giving.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07682  EQU   *
 FC 'You can go wrong by being too skeptical as readily as by being'
 FC 'too trusting.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07683  EQU   *
 FC 'You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on'
 FC 'his back you''ve got something.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07684  EQU   *
 FC 'You can lead a horticulture, but you cannot make her think.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07685  EQU   *
 FC 'You can make it illegal, but you can''t make it unpopular.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07686  EQU   *
 FC 'You can measure a programmer''s perspective by noting his attitude+
               '
 FC 'on the continuing viability of Fortran. -- Alan Perlis'
 DC X'FE'
ML07687  EQU   *
 FC 'You can observe a lot just by watching. -- Yogi Berra'
 DC X'FE'
ML07688  EQU   *
 FC 'You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you'
 FC 'can''t pick your friend''s nose.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07689  EQU   *
 FC 'You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you'
 FC 'can''t pick your nose''s friends.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07690  EQU   *
 FC 'You can send someone to college, but you can''t make him think.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07691  EQU   *
 FC 'You can take all the impact that science considerations have on'
 FC 'funding decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and'
 FC 'have room left over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio''s heart.'
 FC '-- F. Allen'
 DC X'FE'
ML07692  EQU   *
 FC 'You can tune a piano, but you can''t tuna fish.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07693  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t always get what you want, but if you try hard enough'
 FC 'you might get what you need. -- Rolling Stones'
 DC X'FE'
ML07694  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t antagonize and influence at the same time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07695  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t carve your way to success without cutting remarks.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07696  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t change the laws of physics, Captain; I''ve got to have'
 FC 'thirty minutes.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07697  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t cheat an honest man. He has to have larceny in his'
 FC 'heart in the first place. - Claude William Dukenfield'
 DC X'FE'
ML07698  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t cheat the phone company.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07699  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t fool me--there ain''t no sanity clause.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07700  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t get there from here.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07701  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t get to heaven on roller skates.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07702  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t get very far in this world without your dossier being'
 FC 'there first. -- Arthur Miller'
 DC X'FE'
ML07703  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t have everything ... where would you put it?'
 FC '-- Steven Wright'
 DC X'FE'
ML07704  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t judge a book by the way it wears its hair.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07705  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t kiss a girl unexpectedly - only sooner than she thought+
               '
 FC 'you would.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07706  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t out stubborn a cat. -- Lazzerous Long'
 DC X'FE'
ML07707  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t push on a rope.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07708  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they'
 FC 'don''t. -- Dagwood Bumstead'
 DC X'FE'
ML07709  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t underestimate the power of fear. -- Tricia Nixon'
 DC X'FE'
ML07710  EQU   *
 FC 'You can''t win, you can''t break even, and you can''t even get out+
               '
 FC 'of the game.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07711  EQU   *
 FC 'You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07712  EQU   *
 FC 'You cannot antagonize and influence at the same time.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07713  EQU   *
 FC 'You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to'
 FC 'butter.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07714  EQU   *
 FC 'You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the'
 FC 'back.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07715  EQU   *
 FC 'You cannot see farther than others by standing on the feet of'
 FC 'giants.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07716  EQU   *
 FC 'You cannot see the wood for the trees.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07717  EQU   *
 FC 'You cannot succeed by criticizing others.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07718  EQU   *
 FC 'You cannot use your friends and have them too.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07719  EQU   *
 FC 'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn''t need the'
 FC 'first and last month in advance.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07720  EQU   *
 FC 'You couldn''t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a'
 FC 'reasonable doubt. -- Ed Meese, on the Hinckley verdict'
 DC X'FE'
ML07721  EQU   *
 FC 'You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07722  EQU   *
 FC 'You do not exist.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07723  EQU   *
 FC 'You do not put windows on a vault.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07724  EQU   *
 FC 'You don''t give a damn about apathy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07725  EQU   *
 FC 'You don''t have mail.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07726  EQU   *
 FC 'You don''t have to explain something you never said.'
 FC '-- Calvin Coolidge'
 DC X'FE'
ML07727  EQU   *
 FC 'You don''t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.'
 FC '-- J. D. Salinger'
 DC X'FE'
ML07728  EQU   *
 FC 'You don''t know what you want, and are willing to go through hell'
 FC 'to get it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07729  EQU   *
 FC 'You don''t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07730  EQU   *
 FC 'You dream of things that aren''t and ask "why not?".'
 DC X'FE'
ML07731  EQU   *
 FC 'You enjoy the company of other people.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07732  EQU   *
 FC 'You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you'
 FC 'used to.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07733  EQU   *
 FC 'You get the most of what you need the least.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07734  EQU   *
 FC 'You get what you pay for.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07735  EQU   *
 FC 'You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07736  EQU   *
 FC 'You have a massage. (From the Swedish prime minister.)'
 DC X'FE'
ML07737  EQU   *
 FC 'You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and'
 FC 'trustworthy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07738  EQU   *
 FC 'You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07739  EQU   *
 FC 'You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests'
 FC 'come first.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07740  EQU   *
 FC 'You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07741  EQU   *
 FC 'You have a truly strong individuality.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07742  EQU   *
 FC 'You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07743  EQU   *
 FC 'You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07744  EQU   *
 FC 'You have an important role as a negative example.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07745  EQU   *
 FC 'You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it'
 FC 'properly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07746  EQU   *
 FC 'You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human'
 FC 'relationships.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07747  EQU   *
 FC 'You have been selected for a secret mission.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07748  EQU   *
 FC 'You have fallen so far behind, there is no reason to log in.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07749  EQU   *
 FC 'You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07750  EQU   *
 FC 'You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07751  EQU   *
 FC 'You have mail.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07752  EQU   *
 FC 'You have many friends and very few enemies.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07753  EQU   *
 FC 'You have many friends and very few living enemies.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07754  EQU   *
 FC 'You have no real enemies.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07755  EQU   *
 FC 'You have no scars on your face and you can not handle pressure.'
 FC '-- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML07756  EQU   *
 FC 'You have only a very small head and must live within it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07757  EQU   *
 FC 'You have some nerve logging on again after what you just did!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07758  EQU   *
 FC 'You have taken yourself to seriously.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07759  EQU   *
 FC 'You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You will learn a'
 FC 'lot today.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07760  EQU   *
 FC 'You have the power to influence all with whom you come in'
 FC 'contact.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07761  EQU   *
 FC 'You have to learn to live with what you can''t rise above.'
 FC '-- B. Springstein'
 DC X'FE'
ML07762  EQU   *
 FC 'You have to run between the raindrops if you want to see the'
 FC 'sun... -- P. Benatar'
 DC X'FE'
ML07763  EQU   *
 FC 'You haven''t a single redeeming vice.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07764  EQU   *
 FC 'You humans are all alike.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07765  EQU   *
 FC 'You know how to win a victory, Hannibal, but not how to use it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07766  EQU   *
 FC 'You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed'
 FC 'adultery, are now extinct. -- M. Somerset Maugham'
 DC X'FE'
ML07767  EQU   *
 FC 'You know that feeling when you''re leaning back on a stool and it'
 FC 'starts to tip over? Well, that''s how I feel all the time.'
 FC '-- Steven Wright'
 DC X'FE'
ML07768  EQU   *
 FC 'You know the price of everything and the value of nothing.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07769  EQU   *
 FC 'You know you''re getting old when: you sit down to breakfast and'
 FC 'hear snap, crackle, pop! And you havn''t poured the milk on the'
 FC 'cereal yet!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07770  EQU   *
 FC 'You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07771  EQU   *
 FC 'You live and you learn -- or you don''t live long.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07772  EQU   *
 FC 'You love peace.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07773  EQU   *
 FC 'You love your home and want it to be beautiful.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07774  EQU   *
 FC 'You may already be a wiener!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07775  EQU   *
 FC 'You may be recognized soon. Hide.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07776  EQU   *
 FC 'You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a'
 FC 'dog. -- Alfred Kahn'
 DC X'FE'
ML07777  EQU   *
 FC 'You may now log in to life. Password:'
 DC X'FE'
ML07778  EQU   *
 FC 'You might have mail.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07779  EQU   *
 FC 'You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The'
 FC 'irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what'
 FC 'you tell it to do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07780  EQU   *
 FC 'You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The'
 FC 'irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what'
 FC 'you tell it to do.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07781  EQU   *
 FC 'You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow'
 FC 'you''ll be dead.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07782  EQU   *
 FC 'You need not worry about your future.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07783  EQU   *
 FC 'You never find an article until you replace it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07784  EQU   *
 FC 'You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07785  EQU   *
 FC 'You never know how many friends you have until you rent a cottage'
 FC 'at the beach.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07786  EQU   *
 FC 'You now have Asian flu.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07787  EQU   *
 FC 'You or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it'
 FC 'were you. I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life'
 FC 'to spare yours, but we take stock next week, and it would not be'
 FC 'fair on the company.'
 FC '-- J. Wellington Wells'
 DC X'FE'
ML07788  EQU   *
 FC 'You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07789  EQU   *
 FC 'You plan things that you do not even use because of your extreme'
 FC 'caution.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07790  EQU   *
 FC 'You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by'
 FC 'your own.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07791  EQU   *
 FC 'You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the'
 FC 'exquisite.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07792  EQU   *
 FC 'You scored an excellent hit on the giant ant.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07793  EQU   *
 FC 'You see but you do not observe. -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, in'
 FC '"The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07794  EQU   *
 FC 'You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the'
 FC 'provider.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07795  EQU   *
 FC 'You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07796  EQU   *
 FC 'You shot the wumpus!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07797  EQU   *
 FC 'You should avoid hedging, at least that''s what I think.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07798  EQU   *
 FC 'You should emulate your heros, but don''t carry it too far.'
 FC 'Especially if they are dead.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07799  EQU   *
 FC 'You should hardly ever equivocate.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07800  EQU   *
 FC 'You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight'
 FC 'for freedom and liberty. -- Henrick Ibson'
 DC X'FE'
ML07801  EQU   *
 FC 'You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight'
 FC 'for freedom and liberty.'
 FC '-- Henrick Ibson'
 DC X'FE'
ML07802  EQU   *
 FC 'You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe'
 FC 'that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove'
 FC 'heat from houses. Really, that''s what scientists believe. In'
 FC 'fact many scientists actually use their fireplaces to cool their'
 FC 'houses in the summer. If you visit a scientist''s house on a'
 FC 'sultry August day, you''ll find a cheerful fire roaring on the'
 FC 'hearth and the scientist sitting nearby, remarking on how cool he'
 FC 'is and drinking heavily.'
 FC '-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07803  EQU   *
 FC 'You should use contraceptives at every conceivable occasion.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07804  EQU   *
 FC 'You shouldn''t touch a pig unless it hasn''t been in the mud.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07805  EQU   *
 FC 'You still need the last file you removed.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07806  EQU   *
 FC 'You think, therefore you are; but what makes you think you are'
 FC 'thinking?'
 DC X'FE'
ML07807  EQU   *
 FC 'You tread upon my patience.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07808  EQU   *
 FC 'You want a fortune? I''ll give you a fortune. "Blech!"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07809  EQU   *
 FC 'You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07810  EQU   *
 FC 'You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07811  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07812  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be'
 FC 'unimportant.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07813  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07814  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving'
 FC 'someone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07815  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be awarded some great honor.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07816  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be awarded the nobel peace prize--posthumously.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07817  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07818  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be dishonest, thoughtless, and lack many qualities'
 FC 'needed to prosper in life.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07819  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07820  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be held hostage by a radical group.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07821  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a'
 FC 'worthy cause.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07822  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a'
 FC 'bank robbery.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07823  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be invited to dine with many important people. Once.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07824  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07825  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be misunderstood by everyone.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07826  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07827  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07828  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be run over by a beer truck.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07829  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be singled out for promotion in your work.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07830  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be squirrely today.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07831  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be successful in love.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07832  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be surprised by a loud noise.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07833  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be surrounded by luxury.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07834  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07835  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be the victim of a bizarre joke.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07836  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be told about it tomorrow. Go home and prepare thyself.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07837  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07838  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be where you most desire to be in a short while.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07839  EQU   *
 FC 'You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07840  EQU   *
 FC 'You will become rich and famous unless you don''t.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07841  EQU   *
 FC 'You will contract a rare disease.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07842  EQU   *
 FC 'You will die of terminal acne.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07843  EQU   *
 FC 'You will engage in a profitable business activity.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07844  EQU   *
 FC 'You will experience a strong urge to do good; but it will pass.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07845  EQU   *
 FC 'You will feel hungry again in another hour.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07846  EQU   *
 FC 'You will feel hungry again in another hour.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07847  EQU   *
 FC 'You will find what is not last and enter where there are no'
 FC 'doors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07848  EQU   *
 FC 'You will forget that you ever knew me.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07849  EQU   *
 FC 'You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07850  EQU   *
 FC 'You will gain money by an illegal or immoral action.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07851  EQU   *
 FC 'You will get what you deserve.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07852  EQU   *
 FC 'You will give someone a piece of your mind, which you can ill'
 FC 'afford.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07853  EQU   *
 FC 'You will have a flat tire before the end of the month.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07854  EQU   *
 FC 'You will have a head crash on your private pack.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07855  EQU   *
 FC 'You will have a long and boring life.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07856  EQU   *
 FC 'You will have a long and healthy life.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07857  EQU   *
 FC 'You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your'
 FC 'supervisor.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07858  EQU   *
 FC 'You will have domestic happiness and faithful friends.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07859  EQU   *
 FC 'You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07860  EQU   *
 FC 'You will have many recoverable tape errors.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07861  EQU   *
 FC 'You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07862  EQU   *
 FC 'You will inherit millions of dollars.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07863  EQU   *
 FC 'You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07864  EQU   *
 FC 'You will know happy motorcyclist by the bug stains on his teeth.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07865  EQU   *
 FC 'You will live by the side of the road and help some pilgrim along'
 FC 'life''s way.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07866  EQU   *
 FC 'You will live to see your grandchildren.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07867  EQU   *
 FC 'You will lose an important file.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07868  EQU   *
 FC 'You will meet an important person who will help you advance'
 FC 'professionally.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07869  EQU   *
 FC 'You will never know hunger.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07870  EQU   *
 FC 'You will not be elected to public office this year.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07871  EQU   *
 FC 'You will outgrow your usefulness.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07872  EQU   *
 FC 'You will outlive those who seek to destroy you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07873  EQU   *
 FC 'You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07874  EQU   *
 FC 'You will pass away very quickly.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07875  EQU   *
 FC 'You will pioneer the first martian colony.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07876  EQU   *
 FC 'You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07877  EQU   *
 FC 'You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07878  EQU   *
 FC 'You will remember something that you should not have forgotten.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07879  EQU   *
 FC 'You will see the light at the end of the tunnel; unfortunately,'
 FC 'it will be the light of an oncoming freight train.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07880  EQU   *
 FC 'You will soon finish your thesis!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07881  EQU   *
 FC 'You will soon forget this.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07882  EQU   *
 FC 'You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in'
 FC 'your life.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07883  EQU   *
 FC 'You will soon meet a stranger who will become your friend.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07884  EQU   *
 FC 'You will soon meet a tall dark handsome stranger.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07885  EQU   *
 FC 'You will spend the rest of your life in the future.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07886  EQU   *
 FC 'You will step on the soil of many countries.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07887  EQU   *
 FC 'You will survive the conflagration.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07888  EQU   *
 FC 'You will triumph over your enemy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07889  EQU   *
 FC 'You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07890  EQU   *
 FC 'You will wish you hadn''t.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07891  EQU   *
 FC 'You worry too much about your job. Stop it! You are not paid'
 FC 'enough to worry.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07892  EQU   *
 FC 'You would if you could but you can''t so you won''t.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07893  EQU   *
 FC 'You''ll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups'
 FC 'of people.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07894  EQU   *
 FC 'You''ll be sorry.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07895  EQU   *
 FC 'You''ll learn more from your accidents than anything you learn'
 FC 'from school. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML07896  EQU   *
 FC 'You''ll never be the man your mother was!'
 DC X'FE'
ML07897  EQU   *
 FC 'You''re a card which will have to be dealt with.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07898  EQU   *
 FC 'You''re all clear now, kid. Now blow this thing so we can all go'
 FC 'home. -- Han Solo'
 DC X'FE'
ML07899  EQU   *
 FC 'You''re at the end of the road again.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07900  EQU   *
 FC 'You''re at witt''s end.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07901  EQU   *
 FC 'You''re being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07902  EQU   *
 FC 'You''re never too old to become younger. -- Mae West'
 DC X'FE'
ML07903  EQU   *
 FC 'You''re not drunk as long as you can hold onto the floor.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07904  EQU   *
 FC 'You''re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'
 FC '-- Dean Martin'
 DC X'FE'
ML07905  EQU   *
 FC 'You''re not the only one whose made mistakes. But there the only'
 FC 'thing that you can truly call your own. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML07906  EQU   *
 FC 'You''re only human. -- Billy Joel'
 DC X'FE'
ML07907  EQU   *
 FC 'You''ve been leading a dog''s life. Stay off the furniture.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07908  EQU   *
 FC 'You''ve got to be crazy.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07909  EQU   *
 FC 'Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was'
 FC 'young.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07910  EQU   *
 FC 'Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are'
 FC 'fools.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07911  EQU   *
 FC 'Your aim is high and to the right.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07912  EQU   *
 FC 'Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07913  EQU   *
 FC 'Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don''t'
 FC 'believe a thing he tells you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07914  EQU   *
 FC 'Your attitude determines your attitude. -- Zig Ziglar,'
 FC 'self-improvement doofus'
 DC X'FE'
ML07915  EQU   *
 FC 'Your boss is thinking about you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07916  EQU   *
 FC 'Your business will assume vast proportions.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07917  EQU   *
 FC 'Your conscience never stops you from doing anything. It just'
 FC 'stops you from enjoying it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07918  EQU   *
 FC 'Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly'
 FC 'ways.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07919  EQU   *
 FC 'Your disk will self-destruct in 5 seconds.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07920  EQU   *
 FC 'Your domestic life may be harmonious.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07921  EQU   *
 FC 'Your enemies are closing in.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07922  EQU   *
 FC 'Your fault: core dumped'
 DC X'FE'
ML07923  EQU   *
 FC 'Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet'
 FC 'than your acquantances will know you in a thousand years.'
 FC '-- Richard Bach'
 DC X'FE'
ML07924  EQU   *
 FC 'Your good nature will bring you unbounded happiness.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07925  EQU   *
 FC 'Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07926  EQU   *
 FC 'Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07927  EQU   *
 FC 'Your Karma just ran over my Dogma.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07928  EQU   *
 FC 'Your kindness and generosity cause envy in a powerful person'
 FC 'nearby.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07929  EQU   *
 FC 'Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07930  EQU   *
 FC 'Your love life will be happy and harmonious.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07931  EQU   *
 FC 'Your love life will be interesting.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07932  EQU   *
 FC 'Your lover will never wish to leave you.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07933  EQU   *
 FC 'Your lucky color has faded.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07934  EQU   *
 FC 'Your lucky number has been disconnected.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07935  EQU   *
 FC 'Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07936  EQU   *
 FC 'Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what'
 FC 'is true.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07937  EQU   *
 FC 'Your mission (should you decide to accept it) is to make CMS look'
 FC 'like UNIX.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07938  EQU   *
 FC 'Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good'
 FC 'news soon.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07939  EQU   *
 FC 'Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new'
 FC 'developments.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07940  EQU   *
 FC 'Your most useful program will be continually improved until it is'
 FC 'useless.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07941  EQU   *
 FC 'Your mouth works faster than your brain. You say things you'
 FC 'haven''t even thought of yet.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07942  EQU   *
 FC 'Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07943  EQU   *
 FC 'Your own mileage may vary.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07944  EQU   *
 FC 'Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the'
 FC 'world.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07945  EQU   *
 FC 'Your present plans will be successful.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07946  EQU   *
 FC 'Your project will be late.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07947  EQU   *
 FC 'Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good'
 FC 'planner.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07948  EQU   *
 FC 'Your resume will be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07949  EQU   *
 FC 'Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinment.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07950  EQU   *
 FC 'Your step will soil many countries.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07951  EQU   *
 FC 'Your sword begins to glow with an erie blue light.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07952  EQU   *
 FC 'Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07953  EQU   *
 FC 'Your temporary financial embarassment will be relieved in a'
 FC 'surprising manner.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07954  EQU   *
 FC 'Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07955  EQU   *
 FC 'Your winning smile is your greatest asset.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07956  EQU   *
 FC 'Your work is very poor, but at least it''s slow.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07957  EQU   *
 FC 'Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part'
 FC 'with it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07958  EQU   *
 FC 'Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle; Old age a regret.'
 FC '-- Benjamin Disraeli'
 DC X'FE'
ML07959  EQU   *
 FC 'Youth is wasted on the young. -- George Bernard Shaw'
 DC X'FE'
ML07960  EQU   *
 FC 'Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents;'
 FC 'maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the'
 FC 'younger generation.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07961  EQU   *
 FC 'Youth, it''s a wonder that anyone ever outgrows it.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07962  EQU   *
 FC 'Zimmerman''s Law of Complaints: Nobody notices when things go'
 FC 'right.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07963  EQU   *
 FC 'Zipple grelbnot horbnofg asirvnig fzouple! Or something like'
 FC 'that.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07964  EQU   *
 FC 'Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words'
 FC 'since I first called my brother''s father dad.'
 FC '-- William Shakespeare, "King John"'
 DC X'FE'
ML07965  EQU   *
 FC 'Zymurgy''s Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available'
 FC 'for work in the past tense.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07966  EQU   *
 FC 'Zymurgy''s seventh exception to Murphy''s laws: When it rains it'
 FC 'pours.'
 DC X'FE'
ML07967  EQU   *
 FC 'ÝSir Stafford Cripps¨ has all the virtues I dislike and none of'
 FC 'the vices I admire. -- Winston Churchill'
 DC X'FE'
ML07968  EQU   *
 FC 'This cookie left intentionally blank'
 DC X'FE'
@@
//ASM     EXEC PGM=IFOX00,
//*            PARM='DECK,NOOBJECT,NOXREF,NOESD,NORLD,SYSPARM(TEST)'
//             PARM='DECK,NOOBJECT,NOXREF,NOESD,NORLD,TERM'
//*
//SYSIN    DD  DATA,DLM=@@
         PRINT OFF
         DCBD  DSORG=(PS),DEVD=DA     , DCB layout
         IEFZB4D0                     , dynalloc dsects
         IEFZB4D2                     , and equates
         PRINT ON,NOGEN               , Macro expansion not needed
BSPFCOOK TITLE 'Fortune Cookie Jar'
**********************************************************************
* This program display my snoozing little cat (well, actually, he    *
* is no longer little at all, but a proud, big tomcat.  But snoozing *
* is still his favourite pastime)                                    *
*                                                                    *
* As usual, my little cat comes with some wisdom from the fortune    *
* cookie jar.  I merged my database with about 7000 entries with     *
* the one found on CBTTAPE 429, file 300, member MURPHY              *
*                                                                    *
**********************************************************************
*
*
*                |l      _,,,---,,_
*          ZZZzz /,:.-':'    -.  ;-;;,
*               |,4-  ) )-,_. ,( (  :'-'
*              '---''(_/--'  :-')_)
*
* If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man ....
* .... until he submerges
*
*    (Another wisdom from the fortune cookie jar)
*
**********************************************************************
BSPFCOOK BSPENTER BASE=(R12),RENT=YES
         TITLE 'Symbols'
         GBLA  &COUNT
&COUNT   SETA  0
WCC      EQU   X'C3'                  , restore Kbd, reset MDT
SF       EQU   X'1D'                  , Start Field
SBA      EQU   X'11'                  , Set Buffer Address
IC       EQU   X'13'                  , Insert Cursor
RA       EQU   X'3C'                  , Repeat to Address
         TITLE 'Check the Environment'
         TESTENV                      , Are we TSO, Batch, or STC
         B     BRTABLE(R1)            , Branch to service routine
BRTABLE  DS    0F
         B     JOB                    , R1 = 0: This is a JOB
         B     STC                    , R1 = 4: This is an STC
         B     TSO                    , R1 = 8: This is a TSO User
         B     EXIT                   , R1 =12:  ????
         B     EXIT                   , R1 =16:  CICS as a JOB
         B     EXIT                   , R1 =20:  CICS as a STC
         B     EXIT                   , R1 =24:  CICS as a TSU
         B     EXIT                   , R1 =30:  CICS, as a ????
         TITLE 'STC : Use WTOs to show the little cat'
STC      DS    0H
         MVC   MYWTO,WTO              , move skeleton to WS
         LA    R8,HAEGAR              , point to little cat
         LA    R7,HAEGARL             , length of one line
         LA    R6,(HAEGARE-HAEGAR)/HAEGARL num of lines
         DO    FROM=(R6)
          BLANK WTOTEXT
          MVC   WTOTEXT+5(HAEGARL),0(R8)
          WTO   MF=(E,MYWTO)
          AR    R8,R7
         ENDDO R6
         WTO   ' '                    , output empty line
         BAL   R6,GETFCOOK            , get cookie from Jar
         TITLE 'STC: Show fortune cookie and trailer line'
         DO    WHILE=(CLI,0(R8),NE,X'FE')
          BLANK WTOTEXT               , clear the print line
          SR   R7,R7                  , clear workreg
          IC   R7,0(R8)               , R7 now has length of message
          BCTR R7,0                   , decrement for execute
          LA   R8,1(,R8)              , R8 now has addr. of msg proper
          MVC  WTOTEXT(*-*),0(R8)     , insert the message text
          EX   R7,*-6                 , via EX
          WTO  MF=(E,MYWTO)           , write the text
          AR   R8,R7                  , Get to next line
          LA   R8,1(,R8)              , Add 1 for the decrement above
         ENDDO (WHILE,CLI,0(R8),NE,X'FE')
         WTO   ' '
         BLANK WTOTEXT                , first initialize
         MVC   WTOTEXT(L'HAEGARE),HAEGARE
         WTO   MF=(E,MYWTO)           , Write the trailer
         WTO   ' '
         B     EXIT
         TITLE 'JOB : Allocate and open files as needed'
***********************************************************************
* Allocate SYSUDUMP DD if not already present                         *
***********************************************************************
         SPACE
JOB      DS    0H                     , show fortune cookie in a job
         DEVTYPE SYSUDUMP,DEVTYPE     , is there a SYSUDUMP DD
         IF    (LTR,R15,R15,NZ)       , if no DD statement
          MVC  TUSDPTR,DPARM01        , MOVE SVC99 parms to WS
          LA   R1,TUSDPTR+TUSDDDN-DPARM01   DDNAME TExt unit address
          ST   R1,TUSDPTR             , place into parmlist
          LA   R1,TUSDPTR+TUSDCLS-DPARM01   CLASS Text unit address
          ICM  R1,B'1000',=X'80'      , flag as "last parm"
          ST   R1,TUSDPTR+4           , put into parmlist
          LA   R1,TUSDPTR             , point to Text Unit Pointer List
          BAL  R14,DOSVC99            , now do DYNALLOC
         ENDIF (LTR,R15,R15,NZ)
***********************************************************************
* Allocate FCOOKPRT DD if not already present                         *
***********************************************************************
         SPACE
         MVC   MYDCB,FCOOKPRT
         DEVTYPE DDNAME,DEVTYPE       , is there a SYSPRINT DD
         IF    (LTR,R15,R15,NZ)       , if no DD statement
          MVC  TUSPPTR,DPARM02        , move to reentrant storage
          LA   R1,TUSPPTR+TUSPDDN-DPARM02 put address of DDNAME
          ST   R1,TUSPPTR             , text unit into parmlist
          LA   R1,TUSPPTR+TUSPCLS-DPARM02 put address of CLASS text
          ICM  R1,B'1000',=X'80'      , unit into parmlist and flag
          ST   R1,TUSPPTR+4           , as last parameter
          LA   R1,TUSPPTR             , point to text unit pointers
          BAL  R14,DOSVC99            , Try DYNALLOC
         ENDIF (LTR,R15,R15,NZ)
         SPACE 2
***********************************************************************
* Open FCOOKPRT                                                       *
***********************************************************************
         SPACE
         MVC   MYOPEN,OPEN
         LA    R3,MYDCB               , point to the DCB
         USING IHADCB,R3              , tell assembler
         OPEN  ((R3),OUTPUT),MF=(E,MYOPEN)
         IF    (TM,DCBOFLGS,DCBOFOPN,Z) if file did not open
          WTO  'BSPFCOOK - DD statement for FCOOKPRT missing'
          B    EXIT                   , and just exit
         ENDIF (TM,DCBOFLGS,DCBOFOPN,Z) if file did not open
         TITLE 'JOB : Init print line and show the little cat'
         BLANK MYLINE,CC=C'1'         , clear line, set form feed
         LA    R8,HAEGAR              , point to little cat
         LA    R7,HAEGARL             , length of one line
         LA    R6,(HAEGARE-HAEGAR)/HAEGARL num of lines
         DO    FROM=(R6)
          MVC  MYLINE+10(HAEGARL),0(R8) insert into printline
          PUT  MYDCB,MYLINE           , write the record
          BLANK MYLINE                , clear the printline
          AR   R8,R7                  , add length to get to next line
         ENDDO
         BAL   R6,GETFCOOK            , get cookie from Jar
         TITLE 'JOB: Print fortune cookie and trailer line'
         DO    WHILE=(CLI,0(R8),NE,X'FE')
          BLANK MYLINE                , clear the print line
          SR   R7,R7                  , clear workreg
          IC   R7,0(R8)               , R7 now has length of message
          BCTR R7,0                   , decrement for execute
          LA   R8,1(,R8)              , R8 now has addr. of msg proper
          MVC  MYLINE+1(*-*),0(R8)    , insert the message text
          EX   R7,*-6                 , via EX
          PUT  MYDCB,MYLINE           , write the text
          AR   R8,R7                  , Get to next line
          LA   R8,1(,R8)              , Add 1 for the decrement above
         ENDDO (WHILE,CLI,0(R8),NE,X'FE')
         BLANK MYLINE,CC=C'0'         , first initialize
         MVC   MYLINE+1(L'HAEGARE),HAEGARE
         PUT   MYDCB,MYLINE           , Write the trailer
         B     CLOSE                  , and exit
         TITLE 'TSO : Erase the screen, then show the little cat'
TSO      DS    0H
         GTSIZE                       , get screen size info
         LTR   R0,R0                  , Is it 3270?
         BZ    NOCLS                  , BIF not
         MR    R0,R0                  , Screen end = Lines times Len
         BCTR  R1,0                   , Convert position to offset
         D     R0,=F'64'              , Module 64
         N     R1,=X'0000003F'        , Make absoultely certain
         MVC   SCRCNTL,SKLCNTL        , Moce skeleton to cmd buffer
         STC   R0,SCREND+1            , column offset mod 64
         STC   R1,SCREND              , row offset mod 64
         TR    SCREND,SCRPOS          , make 3270 buffer address
         TPUT  SCRCNTL,LSCRCNTL,FULLSCR,,HOLD   and send
NOCLS    DS    0H
         LA    R8,HAEGAR              , point to little cat
         LA    R7,HAEGARL             , length of one line
         LA    R6,(HAEGARE-HAEGAR)/HAEGARL num of lines
         DO    FROM=(R6)
          TPUT (R8),(R7),R            , show one line
          AR   R8,R7                  , add length to get to next line
         ENDDO                        , loop around
         BAL   R6,GETFCOOK            , get cookie from Jar
         TITLE 'Display fortune cookie and trailer line'
         DO    WHILE=(CLI,0(R8),NE,X'FE')
          SR   R7,R7                  , clear workreg
          IC   R7,0(R8)               , R7 now has length of message
          LA   R8,1(,R8)              , R8 now has addr. of msg proper
          TPUT (R8),(R7),R            , Show the message
          AR   R8,R7                  , Get to next line
         ENDDO                        , and go around again
         LA    R7,1                   , first
         LA    R8,=C' '               , one space
         TPUT  (R8),(R7),R            , for s blank line
         LA    R7,50                  , length of trsiler text
         LA    R8,HAEGARE             , address of trsiler text
         TPUT  (R8),(R7),R            , show trailer
         LA    R7,1                   , now another
         LA    R8,=C' '               , space for
         TPUT  (R8),(R7),R            , a blank line
         B     EXIT
         TITLE 'Subroutines: DOSVC99 - Perform DYNALLOC functions'
DOSVC99  DS    0H                     , perform DYNALLOC functions
         ST    R14,DOSVSAVE           , save retrun address
         LA    R10,REQBLK             , point to request block
         USING S99RB,R10              , tell assembler
         XC    REQBLK,REQBLK          , clear RB
         MVI   S99RBLN,REQBLKLN       , set up length
         MVI   S99VERB,S99VRBAL       , indicate ALLOC function
         LR    R9,R1                  , point to Text Unit Pointerlist
         ST    R9,S99TXTPP            , put into Request block
         LA    R9,RBPTR               , Point to RB pointer
         USING S99RBP,R9              , tell assembler
         ST    R10,S99RBPTR           , st RB address into RB PTR
         OI    S99RBPTR,S99RBPND      , turn on high order bit
         LA    R1,RBPTR               , get addres of RB pointer
         DYNALLOC                     , issue SVC 99
         IF    (LTR,R15,R15,NZ)
           XR  R14,R14
           ICM R14,B'0011',S99ERROR
           EX  R15,*
         ENDIF
         DROP  R9,R10                 , not needed any more
         L     R14,DOSVSAVE           , restore return address
         BR    R14                    , and retrun to caller
CLOSE    DS    0H
         LA    R3,MYDCB
         CLOSE ((R3)),MF=(E,MYOPEN)   , done with it
*        B     EXIT
EXIT     DS    0H                     , Leave
         BSPRET RC=0                  , and retrun with RC = 0
         TITLE 'Get pseudo random number from STCK and select cookie'
GETFCOOK DS    0H                     , Get random fortune cookie
         XC    DWORD,DWORD            , initialize
         MVC   MSG#(7),=CL7'ML'       , set msg prefix
         STCK  DWORD                  , get current time
         SR    R10,R10                , clear a work reg
         ICM   R11,7,DWORD+2          , get a part of the clock
         LA    R11,0(R11)             , clear high order byte
         D     R10,=A((ML00000-MLTBL)/4)  Divide by number of entries
         SLL   R10,2                  , remainder times 4
*                                     , R10 has offset into table
         LA    R9,MLTBL(R10)          , R9 now has address of text ptr
         L     R8,0(R9)               , R8 now has address of text
         BR    R6                     , return to caller
         TITLE 'LOGO and Constants'
         DS    0F
HAEGAR   DC    CL50'                                        '
HAEGARL  EQU   *-HAEGAR
         DC    CL(HAEGARL)'                                        '
         DC    CL(HAEGARL)'               |l      _,,,---,,_       '
         DC    CL(HAEGARL)'         ZZZzz /,:.-'':''    -.  ;-;;,    '
         DC    CL(HAEGARL)'              |,4-  ) )-,_. ,( (  :''-''  '
         DC    CL(HAEGARL)'             ''---''''(_/--''  :-'')_)    '
         DC    CL(HAEGARL)' '
HAEGARE  DC    CL(HAEGARL)'Another bit of wisdom from the fortune cooki-
               e jar '
SYSUDUMP DC    CL8'SYSUDUMP'          , for SVC 99
SKLCNTL  DS    0CL09                  , 3270 command string
         DC    AL1(WCC)               , Write control Character
         DC    AL1(SBA)               , Set Buffer Address Order
         DC    X'4040'                , RC = 01,01
         DC    AL1(IC)                , Insert Cursor Order
         DC    AL1(RA)                , Repeat Until Address order
SKLEND   DC    X'5D7F'                , Last position on screen
         DC    X'00'                  , Character to be repeated
LSKLCNTL EQU   *-SKLCNTL              , length of command string
SCRPOS   DS    0H                     , modulo 64 translate table
         DC    X'40C1C2C3C4C5C6C7C8C94A4B4C4D4E4F'
         DC    X'50D1D2D3D4D5D6D7D8D95A5B5C5D5E5F'
         DC    X'6061E2E3E4E5E6E7E8E96A6B6C6D6E6F'
         DC    X'F0F1F2F3F4F5F6F7F8F97A7B7C7D7E7F'
         TITLE 'Constants - Skeleton macros for reentrant codeing'
         DS    0D
WTO      WTO   '1234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345-
               678961234567890123456789',MF=L
WTOL     EQU    *-WTO
FCOOKPRT DCB   DDNAME=FCOOKPRT,                                        +
               MACRF=(PM),                                             +
               DSORG=PS,                                               +
               LRECL=133,                                              +
               RECFM=FBA,                                              +
               BLKSIZE=1330
DCBL     EQU   *-FCOOKPRT
OPEN     OPEN  (,),MF=L
OPENL    EQU   *-OPEN
         TITLE 'Constants - Dynalloc text units'
***********************************************************************
* SYSUDUMP DYNALLOC parameters                                        *
***********************************************************************
         SPACE
DPARM01  DS    0F
         DC    A(TUSDDDN)             , address of DDNAME
         DC    X'80'                  , end of list indicator
         DC    AL3(TUSDCLS)           , address of SYSOUT CLASS info
TUSDDDN  DC    AL2(DALDDNAM)          , key for DDNAME
         DC    AL2(1)                 , number of entries
         DC    AL2(8)                 , length od 1 entry
         DC    CL8'SYSUDUMP'          , contens of entry
TUSDCLS  DC    AL2(DALSYSOU)          , key for SYSOUT
         DC    AL2(1)                 , number of entries
         DC    AL2(1)                 , length of 1 entry
         DC    C'X'                   , sysout class
DPARM01L EQU   *-DPARM01
         SPACE 2
***********************************************************************
* FCOOKPRT DYNALLOC text units                                        *
***********************************************************************
         SPACE
DPARM02  DS    0F
         DC    A(TUSPDDN)             , address of DDNAME
         DC    X'80'                  , end of list indicator
         DC    AL3(TUSPCLS)           , address of SYSOUT CLASS info
TUSPDDN  DC    AL2(DALDDNAM)          , key for DDNAME
         DC    AL2(1)                 , number of entries
         DC    AL2(8)                 , length od 1 entry
         DC    CL8'FCOOKPRT'          , contens of entry
TUSPCLS  DC    AL2(DALSYSOU)          , key for SYSOUT
         DC    AL2(1)                 , number of entries
         DC    AL2(1)                 , length of 1 entry
         DC    C'X'                   , sysout class
DPARM02L EQU   *-DPARM02
         LTORG
         COPY  BSPFCOO1               , ADCONS, part 1
         COPY  BSPFCOO2               , ADCONS, part 2
         COPY  BSPFCOO3               , cookies, part 1
         COPY  BSPFCOO4               , cookies, part 2
.TEST02  ANOP
         PRINT ON
         TITLE 'Workarea for Reentrant Code'
WORKAREA DSECT
DWORD    DS    D                      , resume DSECT
DOSVSAVE DS    F                      , save area for DOSVC
DEVTYPE  DS    6F                     , for DEVTYPE Macro
MSG#     DS    0CL7                   , number of fortune cookie
         DS    CL2                    , fixed header (ML)
WORK     DS    CL5                    , varying number
MYENV    DS    C                      , Environment indicator
MYWTO    DS    CL(WTOL)
WTOTEXT  EQU   MYWTO+4,79
MYDCB    DS    CL(DCBL)
MYOPEN   DS    CL(OPENL)
DDNAME   EQU   MYDCB+DCBDDNAM-IHADCB,8
MYLINE   DS    0CL133
MYCTLCHR DS    C
MYTEXT   DS    CL132
***********************************************************************
* 3270 datastream for clearing the screen                             *
***********************************************************************
SCRCNTL  DS    0CL09                  , 3270 command string
         DS    AL1                    , Write control Character
         DS    AL1                    , Set Buffer Address Order
         DS    XL2                    , RC = 01,01
         DS    AL1                    , Insert Cursor Order
         DS    AL1                    , Repeat Until Address order
SCREND   DS    XL2                    , Last position on screen
         DS    X                      , Character to be repeated
LSCRCNTL EQU   *-SCRCNTL              , length of command string
         DS    0F
TUSDPTR  DS    CL(DPARM01L)           , text unit pointers
         DS    0F
TUSPPTR  DS    CL(DPARM02L)           , text unit pointers
***********************************************************************
* SVC 99 Request Block                                                *
***********************************************************************
         SPACE
RBPTR    DS    F                      , request block pointer
REQBLK   DS    CL(S99RBEND-S99RB)     , Request block
REQBLKLN EQU   L'REQBLK               , length of request block
         SPACE
         BSPEND                       , of module
@@
//*
//SYSLIB   DD  DISP=SHR,DSN=SYS2.MACLIB,DCB=BLKSIZE=32720
//         DD  DISP=(OLD,DELETE),DSN=*.SOURCE.SYSUT2
//         DD  DISP=SHR,DSN=SYS1.MACLIB
//         DD  DISP=SHR,DSN=SYS1.AMACLIB
//         DD  DISP=SHR,DSN=SYS1.AMODGEN
//SYSUT1   DD  UNIT=VIO,SPACE=(CYL,(1,1))
//SYSUT2   DD  UNIT=VIO,SPACE=(CYL,(1,1))
//SYSUT3   DD  UNIT=VIO,SPACE=(CYL,(1,1))
//SYSTERM  DD  SYSOUT=*
//SYSPRINT DD  SYSOUT=*
//SYSPUNCH DD  DISP=(,PASS),UNIT=VIO,SPACE=(CYL,(10,10))
//COMP1   EXEC COMPRESS,LIB='SYS2.LINKLIB'
//LINK    EXEC PGM=IEWL,
//             COND=(0,NE),
//             PARM='RENT,REUS,REFR,LIST,LET,MAP'
//SYSPRINT DD  SYSOUT=*
//SYSUT1   DD  UNIT=VIO,SPACE=(TRK,(50,20))
//SYSLMOD  DD  DISP=SHR,DSN=SYS2.LINKLIB
//SYSLIN   DD  DISP=(OLD,DELETE),DSN=*.ASM.SYSPUNCH
//         DD  *
 ALIAS COOKIE
 ALIAS MURPHY
 ALIAS FCOOKIE
 ALIAS FORTUNE
 NAME BSPFCOOK(R)
//SAMPLIB  EXEC PGM=PDSLOAD
//STEPLIB  DD  DSN=SYSC.LINKLIB,DISP=SHR
//SYSPRINT DD  SYSOUT=*
//SYSUT2   DD  DISP=SHR,DSN=SYS2.SAMPLIB
//SYSUT1   DD DATA,DLM=@@
./ ADD NAME=BSPFCOOK
//BSPFCOOK  JOB  (SETUP),
//             'Run BSPFCOOK',
//             CLASS=A,
//             MSGCLASS=H,
//             MSGLEVEL=(1,1),
//             NOTIFY=&SYSUID,REGION=0K
//********************************************************************
//*
//* Name: BSPFCOOK
//*
//* Desc: Run the BSPFCOOK program
//*
//********************************************************************
//BSPFCOOK EXEC PGM=BSPFCOOK
./ ADD NAME=COOKPROC
//COOKPROC PROC                                                       
//********************************************************************
//*                                                                   
//* Name: COOKPROC                                                    
//*                                                                   
//* Desc: Run the COOKPROC program PROC                               
//*                                                                   
//********************************************************************
//COOKPROC EXEC PGM=BSPFCOOK,REGION=4M                                
//
@@